I keep getting approached in public by groups of orthodox Jews who ask me if I'm Jewish. Every time I tell them no and they look at me like they don't believe me. This has happened 4 times in the past month alone. Is this a common occurrence in your country?
>>225794424You know how lucky you are you fucking moron? You can get all the benefits and nepotism from the Jewish community without committing to anything. Hasidics pool their money together and offer every member of their community the best business positions, lawyers, everything.
>>225794499I'm not Jewish though, and I don't want to be. I think their "we are the chosen ones" mentality leads Orthodox Jews towards believing that anyone with curly hair is Jewish. I know my family's origins as far back at 6 generations, we're just regular ass American angloids.
>>225794424All the jews left they said we were too stingy.
>>225794566You don't have to convert, just tell them you're Jewish, they're already convinced. It's foolish to reject such a rare opportunity.
>>225794679It’s very hard to fake being Jewish because there are plenty of missteps you can make, and doing a background check on another Jew is very easy anyway ("in what synagogue did you do your bar-mitsvah? what was the name of your rabbi?"), you’ll be exposed in two phone calls.
>>225794424Stop being dumb and join in on their secret specially if you live in NYC
>>225794966What if you say I was raised by really secular parents or my parents converted to Christianity?
>>225796804Could work once or twice, but if you use the "I know nothing because I’m really secular lol" trick every time you’re expected to show a modicum of Jewishness, you probably won’t be treated as a valuable community member by Orthodox Jews (especially if it’s clear you’re never going to get "better").
>>225794424just say yes and go rule the world with them or something fake it til you make it
>>225794424i can indentify a jew from a goyi am genuinely in disbelief when some people don't even know that they themselves are half jewish until relatively late in life. patti smith is one of these people, have you seen here phenotype lol
can you post nose if possible?
>>225797892>strict torah lawabsolutely hilarious
>>225794424Next time just show your foresk...wait.
>>225794424Convert to judaism nigger what do you have to lose? Not your foreskin for sure
>>225794424You must live in that one part of New York
>>225794424do you have that nose
>>225794424once i was in a neighborhood heavily populated by jews, some foreign jews with heavy accents came up to me and asked "are you jewish?", ater i stuttered through saying no they immediately did an 180 and left without even an "ok, bye", rudest I've ever been treated
>>225797892Tyler Perry's Madea in...
>>225794424You're the Messiah.
>>225794424That happened to me in New York when I was minding my own business in Union Square Park
>>225800951>patti smithOh yeah I see it. She kinda has the same face as Mayim Bialik.
>>225802129What kinda fucked up mutt genes you got that a Finn can pass as an Ashkenazi?
>>225802159I guess some Jewish people mixed a lot with the Poles, Ukrainians, Lithuanians and Belarusians
>>225794424no
I will let you in on a secret - Jews and Judaism is not real. It's a modern construct that has rehashed a historic identity to form a new unique "exclusive" group. Stop and think seriously for a second - What is a Jew? Notice this doesn't actually have an objective answer. It's because it is all mental gymnastics and abstract concepts to group unrelated people together into one collective identity.If you go up and tell people "You look like you are special and chosen by God like us, want to join"? People facing an identity crisis are going to take the bait. Those guys are not singling you out because you look like a "Jew" - they are approaching every insecure looking young male with the same question in the hopes of recruiting a few.Scientology, JWs, Mormons, Fringe Christian/Islam groups.. even sales people. They all do this.The good news is God is within reach of every human. You don't even need to be a specific religion or race. You don't even need to move past your own internal thoughts to feel his love.
>>225802989>what is a jewJewish mother or convert
>>225794966it's piss easy you just have to tell them your grandma (from your mother's side) was from a jewish family but you don't really know anything about that she married a christian guy
>>225803062>it's x or anything that is not xlol. soz your parents fell for the 1970s version of being gluten free.
>>225803115According to jewish tradition converts always had a jewish soul
