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What's up with American chestnuts in Appalachia?
>>225799980This edition is political because it implies climate change
>>225799998>Facts are politcalThis is the mindset of the average American.
turtles are cool
this is the ethnicity of the average canadian
>>225799997They're around.
did the thread with the Trump pic make it without deleted?
>>225799997The roots continuously sprout saplings but they die before getting big
I heard the janny has a 15 inch penis
>>225800038is the one you posted okay?
>>225800059
Ethan is on The DeKlein
>>225800064I heard he's having a 95 pound mole removed from his ass
why not just delete the pic instead of the entire thread?
>>225800059saar
>>225800082I worry it was something I said.
Sex is disgusting
Matt Barr (a UK-based author and AI specialist) holds the record for the largest medically verified active penis at 14.5 inches long and 8.5 inches in girth. A plaster cast of his anatomy is displayed at the Icelandic Phallological Museum.
>>225800099>UK-based author and AI specialist
>>225800082anything with Drumpf warrants entire deletion
>>225800039why is there a watermark on his face
https://youtu.be/9W6AN_eQeZo
>>225800099That's too bigNo girl will ever be able to pleasure it beyond the very tip
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>225800099pic related
youre a hero brian
>>225800122Imagine that straight up your butt
>>225800135Brian...
>>225800122reddit says he made that himself and his dick hasn't been medically verified yet.
>>225800099I handled bigger before.
I'm nic'd the fuck out, holy shit.
>>225800122Not even that big
what's the biggest gock you've seen?
What would you do in this situation?
>>225800180mine
>>225800180Over 8 inches. Sucked off an 8 inch BBC once off grindr. Couldn't deepthroat him
Gayson...
Have absolutely no idea why Sneako would agree to this.
Momberg is making me watch this with her tomorrow
>>225800061In Ontario we lost most elms to a European disease, however arbourists have worked with hybrids to bring them back. That's not to say elms are dominating our forests again, but they are repopulating as urban tree cover
>>225800001Hotpockets are actually gems doe
>>225800184Listen
>>225800199Did you swallow?
>>225800180someone used to spam this video on /v/ of some tranny with a 2 inch flaccid cock that grew to like 9 inches when erect. Was pretty impressive
>>225800222why?
i dont suffer in shithole country because some random whore lives there
>>225800222Your mom is Chinese
>>225800250TURN AROUND
>>225800239I dunno it's some reality dating show with jap delinquents. She likes romance slop
between /cum/ who has the sexiest cryptids in their cunt, in your opinion?
goodnight
>>225800250Brazilians say this
>>225800257EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY
>>225800261We have skinwalkers, can't they take the form of a sexy Native American woman?
>>225800261America has better top cryptids, Mexico has better bottom cryptids, and Canada has better vers cryptids.
>>225800258why with you though?
>>225800261Is the Ogopogo sexy?
>>225800250what's wrong with her body?
>>225800279Perhaps, but wouldn't skinwalkers be known across /cum/ instead of most unique cryptids you can possibly dick down?>>225800281There's some logic around that sentence I just can't bring myself to argue about, but I'd like to question about even further, got examples?>>225800290depends if it can do the pillow talk well, i reckon
>>225800296fake ass
>>225800232No I spat it out.
>>225800184get a beer or cola with liqour and see if they have any food (like poutine)
i voooooted so hard a few minutes ago
>>225800309I thought skinwalkers were only in the desert southwest?Maybe they are in Mexico too.
>>225800324For who?
>>225800119buddy needs 6 girlfriends for the big pokemon league
>>225800330https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yair_Golan#Political_views
>>225800329They probably gained their popularity mostly around the US, but with how the lore goes around skinwalkers, I just don't see why they wouldn't be found in canada or USA, unless there's some spiritual lore on why they can only be found in the USA then i think that would add some disturbing implications about skinwalkers in general,
>>225800343Idiot. Should have voted Gvir
I for one am very grateful that Brazilians have somehow not realized they can easily come here.
>>225800362
gn crackas, don't let the jeet bugs bite
>>225800373kekkk>Israeli Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir says prisoners who created a cake celebrating the potential election defeat of Benjamin Netanyahu have been put in solitary confinement
>>225800309America I'm thinking things like bigfoot, skinwalkers in the taller freaky dude popular imagining, Mexico fuckable gollum like things like the chupacabra, and Canada with more serpentine, big but kind of mixed in sensual properties. I think it's downstream of what roles or functions in sex are mytholigized, blown up into this kind of 'super-human' capacity, Mexico that's the power inherent in being fuckable, America that's the power to fuck, and in Canada, it's the power to wield both, ambiguity.
I am under immense financial pressure
>>225800371the only latinx country with visa free access to the us is chile
>>225800388I can dig it
>>225800386>Being a sore loser in advance
In 90s Canadian schoolyards the correct pronunciation of Nike and Porsche were subject to heated debate. NAIK and PORSH were the sportsball players' preferred and they were ready and willing to take it to blows if you argued the point.
>>225800386Isn't the other guy worse?
>>225800371Compared to other browns maybe but aren't there a decent amount of them in Boston and Miami
>>225800407no one asked, unc
>>225800355>spiritual loreThey are a Navajo legend, and the Navajo live in the Southwestern United States.
>>225800389Post that butt and I'll Cashapp you thirty dollars
>>225800411Hope not
>>225800419You will learn the history whether you want to or not
>>225800397>the only latinx country with visa free access to the us is chileLol like that hasn't stopped tens of millions of Mexicans, Central Americans, Cubans, and Venezuelans from swamping us.>>225800417>a decent amount of them in Boston and MiamiYeah but they're miniscule compared to Cubans or Colombians/Venezuelans in Miami while in Boston they mix with the Portuguese there. For an abject shithole of literally hundreds of millions of people they have virtually no diaspora in the U.S which is great.
>>225785809>>225785809>>225785809
>>225800422The navajo creation myth is awesome, the sun god wears a white suit and chainsmokes poison cigarettes.
>>225800422I'm aware of that much, just wondering if such curses would be found elsewhere or are they limited to a certain area, like imagine ghosts being locked to a certain location/haunting certain places
>>225800407Shut up
The Navajo are very pleasant and laid-back people in my experience.
>>225800452
Why do I feel like Ethan Klein's sidepiece is pregnant
>>225800470Drove through their territory once and it was like I stepped into the third world
>>225800460Their territories match the range of people who would belive such an encounter could occur around them, the forms are acceptable masks for the spirits in an area.
My dinner tonight
>>225800460Maybe skinwalkers just like the desert and don't want to leave
>>225800487Yeah I'm watching the casino too
>>225800502I'd respect that>>225800495I'd believe that
>>225800498Is he the nigga who was doing that- that stuff on the livestream a month or so ago
>>225800498I'm jelly, and Paris hilton seems like a chill person to enjoy a fast food run with
>>225800498I assume Baja Blast is DRMed and can only be used by Taco Bell
I wonder what religion janitor follows
>>225800498very late dinner
>>225800522Either Hinduism or Russian Orthodox
Remember that death is not the endBut only a transition
>>225800518Dick Rape Magic
>>225800531are dead people trans?
>>225800488The rez is sad and desperate like any other but they're found all over AZ and are generally very sweet people who I often work with. On Hinge I saw a very cute, quite autistic one obsessed with the lanugage who could speak it fluently and wore traditional dress she made herself, and was also obsessed with legos.
>>225800522Proud athiest
>>225800538We're all just trans dead, waiting for srs from God.
instead of watching an entire tv show, you can watch summaries on youtube
>>225800556same with playing video games
>>225800545>a very cute, quite autistic one obsessed with the lanugage who could speak it fluently and wore traditional dress she made herself, and was also obsessed with legosThat's literally the perfect woman
It is naively assumed that the fact that the majority of people share certain ideas and feelings proves the validity of these ideas and feelings. Nothing could be further from the truth. Consensual validation as such has no bearing on reason or mental health.
Hey guys did you see the newest Cr1tikal upload
dumb peanutposter
>>225800538dunno
>>225800504I've only seen his bits on The Quartering.Seems he has quickly become a lolcow.
>>225800558you don't play games for the story
>>225800583People say Dream Theater is cringe but I think they go so hard!
I'm going to ask the latest gf prospect if she wants to hang out with me
>>225800571what, he takes the current drama and says nothing informative about it while raking in millions from it?
>>225800599Sometimes you do
gooned to FF7R porn again
Just voted for Shlomo Vile. Hope he wins!
>>225800562>That's literally the perfect womanShe was, and she was very attractive in the innocent sort of way too. Problem was she's also obsessed with Christianity and it turned out she's a religious Protestant (not uncommon among many tribes in the U.S btw, especially in the Southwest) while I'm a Catholic, so you know,
>>225800620real niggas know the OG tifa paizuri hentai
>>225800620As in the 3D models? Gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5d77DQHOI
It will alll work out in the end, don't worry
voting shouldn't be restricted to people living in the country. If you want to vote in someone else's federal elections then you should be allowed to.
>>225800647new blender models smut is better>>225800648homosexual detected
Is it a trick.This guy is a moron but he's also extremely vindictive and I can believe that he'd put up this elaborate rigmarole to bait some other guy into talking about it so he can bring up HIS infidelity.
>>225800647Ashikoki > Paizuri
Great, now you've awakened the footfags
>>225800653That chorus is literally unbeatable
i never understood feet stuff honest to god, its like the most common fetish out there but I just dont get itarmpits are cool though
>>225800603>>225800603>>225800603Please brosI need you to encourage meI am very nervous
>>225800620didnt FF7 porn accidentally get broadcasted during some italian government meeting?
>>225800697good luck
>>225800709Thanks
>>225800694Bet your foreskin tasted great
>>225800686foot fag general
>>225800697good luck fren>>225800701yeshttps://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3402539/an-italian-senate-meeting-was-interrupted-by-30-seconds-of-porn-starring-tifa
>>225800719wanna try?
we always welcome israeli posters in here. Please tell your friends.
>>225800744my friends are all here
>>225800725Thank youI have to try
>>225800744This one is based as fuck>>225800739
*taps port of entry sign*
VAPE NAYSH YALL
>>225800751
>>225800769I thought that was so funny when I was 16
>>225800764Very Russian image
>>225800729I want to run my hands through your curly hair
tifa gockfart
>>225800764>England At this point replace England with Scotland
>>225800787Now we're talkin
>>2258007644/6 of those on the right are Jason though, how can we not like Jason.
>the mia khalifa thread is still upkek
>>225800785my hair is 2a sorry buba
>>225800744They are our greatest ally
I heard this year China is collapsing
RDJs dr doom accent sounds ridiculous. dr doom is supposed to be eastern european but he sounds like an afrikaaner in the trailer.
>>225800815Never happening
>>225800815we decided to all collapse together in 2 weeks
>>225800815It's happening very soon
What browsing /cum/ does to a mfer
>>225800812we let them down though
>>225800865sir steven hawking never let it slow him down
>>225800859Lmao
>>225800601Love themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2uuu5YRi18
>>225800867So sad if ynly we had ???kurds??? there would ???shah???
holy mother of fart
>>225800867>bleed Amerigolems white for 30+ years fighting pointless middle eastern wars>wtf why can’t they fight anymore??
>>225800907was it a MEGA FART?
Paul Joseph Watson if he worked at a sex hotline: "Imagine my cock"
>>225800918lmfao
Bought myself a couple books.
Imagine a world with gockIt's easy if you try
>Bought myself a couple books.
veence mick man? never heard of that gringo before, i am vicente mendoza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByxpvgdgtRU
A Jasonkin decided to reply to my /soc/ ad instead of adding me so I added him and immediately revoked it once I saw he didn't have an anime pfp (was very reluctant about him to begin with)
>>225800974you're gonna get aids
finna go to bed
>>225801054sleep is for the weak
>>225801091Stupidest thing I've ever heard
Did you get your flu vaccine yet bros?
>>225801130how do these people exist?
>>225801130it's funny how people who were vaxxed still got covid, and people who got covid were still expected to get vaxxed.
>>225801130obviously not, I've never taken it and I've never gotten sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU
>>225801261ABBA have some of the catchiest songs ever
Wasted the entire month award
>>225801432Still a few days left. Time to lock in!
67 days left till 2027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sabo5uF0pII
>>225801534Do you really expect me to watch that?
>>225801212Thank you, Meenakshi. Very cool!
>>225801579What do you have to do that's more important
>>225801606Counting all the rice grains in a bag of rice
>>225801212
>>225801631Herro prease
>>225801212I mean we kind of do need our Indian immigrants y'know but I get what people are saying. Just think it's important to remember we're a nation of immigrants.
>>225801781SAA.. oh what's the use.
>>225801781Settler-colonialism in which one builds a new society out of the wilderness is completely different from thirdies showing up in 2026 to collect welfare and rape the settler-colonialists’ women and children
We don't need them, but I like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0767GSAOMg
>>225801857The Israeli posters?
>>225802044/co/ be like this gif has lost me 20 gallons of semen over the years
I need a hair cut by the end of the month
>>225802044Imagine her grinding your balls into paste
>>225801781This.
The supplements make my pee smell meaty
I don't get how cutting foreskin makes the penis cleaner especially in sand lands. Skin protects the penis form sand. What other dirt? Only thing I can think of is if you put your penis inside another man's anus THEN it might get dirty and keep "dirt" in the skin after the act. SO THIS IS WHAT THEY mean when they say it's "more" hygenic!
we might be in for a doozy, people all over the country reporting huge lines in the polls, its happening
>>225802236What is your response to >>225802224
>>225802256he has mild snip not amputation as the goyim
>>225802256afaik (and my knowledge of religion is very limited) circumcision was just the israelite version of child sacrifices to pagan gods, it was extremely common in the middle east, see ba'al for phoenicians and qos for edomites etc etc, israelites championed the very noble idea at the time of not killing your kid for god and instead just chopping off a part of his pp as part of a pact signed between god and him
Just spewed a goo poo.
>>225802236what do you think might happen?
my question was oriented towards muslims (duh) and americans (because notorious homosexuals) not jews btw
The shits that come out of my asshole resemble beef stew.
Polymarket is so useful as a happen o meter
>>225802323lines in traditionally left-liberal leaning areas are huge, actually lines are huge everywhere, we'll get initial voting numbers in a few minutes, they'll be large, also incidentally arab cities are voting in big numbers (according to claims) which is something that doesnt usually happen, traditionally only 30-50% of them vote
>>225802300very noble indeed. someone said god told that guy to kill his kid on a rock and stopped him before he did to shook him because it is assumed at the time such sacrifices were common so in way to smack him in the face.
>>225802357so who could potentially win? Golan?
>>225802411we have a parliamentary system similarly to you and the uk, so its more about which bloc gets more seats rather than which specific party got more votes, my spidey senses are telling me the anti bibi bloc will win but we'll see, traditionally higher voting % favor the right wing and bibi more but its mostly because more liberal people vote less.
>>225802224The act of baby penis mutilation a blood sacrifice that’s meant to act as a placeholder for earlier full-blown human sacrifice
>>225802437also I should mention that theres a decent chance of a draw where neither bloc gets more seats in which case we're going for another round or someone is going to break a lot of promises by joining a coalition which they said they wouldnt
Gotta wake up in the morning and eat coffee brotha
[Thread news] There is currently a tl;dr thread about a Greek pizza scandal.
>>225802597My pizza never hurt nobody!
There’s a starmaaaan
Bibi losing would be a godsend to l'homme orange
Her heart is great with pride
>>225802827you must answer the call
>>225802827
And that’s a line drive right out to fifth down and second
idk why my pc thinks its 4am and not 6am fucking retarded gay shit
There are TEMPLES IN TEXAS?You guys are so cooked
>>225803425Hello sir you look like this okay
>>225803552ZAMN
Don’t hear much about chemtrails these days
>>225803552hawt
And what do you say when I stick a fork in you
>>225803675"I'm done"
California, texas, ohio/michigan, and new york are strong candidates to become the leading warlord states when the us collapses. Mostly based on manufacturing capabilities, and they currently have the highest gdps.
i literally only exist because two retards couldn’t pull out and adopt a shelter dog
why is you shitfuck deranged hostile country allowed to rule this fucking world usa?
>>225804194you guys used to rule the world, but turns out you suck ass and can only fight spear chuckers
>>225804412why did you chimp out so hard?
>>225804455sucks that you guys are such terrible fightersIf you held out for a few more months, we could've been dropping nukes on you instead
Calm down boysBoth the United States and Italy are wonderful countries, full of great culture and talented people.Both countries are respected around the world.
No jobs today. True forced NEETdom.
majority of white whores in the US are of irish descent
This general needs an enema
lole
I miss matthewIt was nice to have a force that we all aligned to hate together. We need that again, I'm gonna give him a call
If you're not an islamophobe thsst must mean you're an islamophiliaic
>>225805297hole-e-shit!
>>225801212The Atlantic is a joke of a magazine
>>225805572/cum/ could use a bit of zazu chaos
The left unironically pretends that musk is somehow losing ground in any front and isn't widely accepted as one of, if not the greatest, men of our time
>>225805880So true
>>225805874I'm thinking about cutting my hair into a tonsure and taking up the mantle
>>225805880what has he done besides give internet access to India?
>>225806024Do you live under a rock
do you live under a gock
>>225806024Cybewtwuck
>>225806101i don't understand how a 2 million dollar car that can jump over trucks is supposed to help me.
Elon Musk inherited most of his money from the family mines .Now Donaldo-J-Trump now there's a self made man worthy of veneration
do average white families still say nigger at home?
>>225800257You're a monkey
>>225806237It reduces emissions and is great for the planet chud
we need mo money fo dem programs!
>>225806259do Croatian families regularly talk about niggers
>>225806298moreso arabs and jeets than niggers
>>225806259Yeah
Why did negros need us to give them rights? How about you make your own rights, dumbass niggers need everything handed to them
>>225806333Trips of truth
goon morning
>>225806291>niggers coopting soviet agitpropSome things never change I guess
>>225806408walled ah AI lookin mutt
>>225806408I fucking hate this gay dog
>>225806408So ugly.
Cooking at home without a dishwasher is not worth it. If the new place can't accommodate one, then I'm ordering takeout all day, every day. Doing the dishes is one of the most wretched forms of domestic slave labor.
>>225806326coolI sometimes see a candid reel of a 15 year old white boy dropping a very natural nigger so I hope the culture lives on
>>225806499My mother has taken to calling them scourge recently which always makes me giggle
>>225806479it takes 5 minutes to do the dishes. how lazy can you be?
>>225806528is there a realistic difference between a family living in say the Midwest and in Cali?or is it roughly the same everywhere?
>>225806479humans bizarrely decided that you should dump your dishes in the sink as if it's some kind of storage container. what should really happen is every individual in the household washes their personal dishes and utensils after each meal.
>>225806605midwest is mostly mid to small town families living in their own houses or mobile homes while most of california's population live in overpopulated major cities where there is constant crime, street shitting and homeless people everywhere and the few that arent homeless live in apartments yeah they are very different
>>225806636well yeah I'd suppose people in major cities will have more practical reasons to discuss niggers, but I'm thinking more like the ratio of saying nigger to african-american or something if you understand
>>225799980https://youtu.be/87CMqqK-QgI?t=1884 Jason
>>225806626humans need some down time after a meal, cleaning after yourself immediately after eating is not how it used to be done, historically. Ever heard of middens?
>>225806675people usually say black
loud female farts
>>225806675People usually say nigger but if they're trying to be offensive they say people of color
>>225806697that's pathetic, i have no trouble washing my own dishes at all.
>>225806744heh>>225806698yeah understandable
dashing my wishes
>>225806825>>225806825New
Last for Trump won
