Get married and reproduce edition >>225821458
>Get marriedNo>reproduceNo
>>225823601
>Get marriedYes>reproduceNo
>>225823633Reproducin' is funOr at least tryin' to is heh heh
>>225823640They have these guys at the National Zoo in D.C.
I wouldn't mind being married but I don't think I'd be a very good father. >>225823640cute
>>225823601I dont know where or how to meet womenIm an ugly, socially retarded freak
>>225823640sneef snorf
>>225823657same
Canada loves the Gripen E
>>225823640phwoar good cum beastie dis
women are either retarded or trannies
>D.C.
>>225823683What?
>>225823679the same can be said for the denizens of this general
What if Hitler was latina?
>>225823673How bout you gripen Es nuts
>>225823692(my) Dick (ur) Cunt
trick or dih
>>225823716mup de doo?
If I had a daughter, she would turn out just as neurotic as me. No thank you
Los Angeles...home
>>225823727is the hillside still on fire?
If you aren't a pessimist in the year 2026 then you are just delusional
>>225823724yeah.... but....would she have the same feitsh as u?
>>225823735what if I'm a drug addict who's oblivious to everything
>>225823741Hopefully not considering I've been into incest since before puberty
>>225823749SAME
>>225823657>>225823666>>225823738>>225823745>make a Hinge account>upload the only 4 pictures of yourself you have>choose the least embarrassing answers to the prompts>sit there waiting until a woman under 180lbs likes you>match with her>send a few emotionless messages back and forth> she ghosts you because one of the other 40 men messaging her is more attractive than youI don't see how you guys have difficulty meeting women, it's really that simple.
>>225823601the reason why men aren't getting married and having children is because of modern women/feminism
I've been living a lie all these months!
>>225823769>>sit there waiting until a woman under 180lbs likes you
women don't care if chad is NEET, they still want to have sex with him
>>225823769where's the part when I unwittingly send dick pics to nigerian scammers who use the images and my information to blackmail me and extort thousands of dollars from my bank account?
>>225823779That post was in response to (Me)
>>225823799nobody's gonna extort shit from a micropenis, anon
Guys I just read two chapters of a book back-to-back
>>225823820They can extort my microload (if they are hot women)
>>225823823Which book?
>>225823820they saw my mushroom and felt so bad they gave me moneyInfinite money glitch
Im attractive why are you all ugly for some reason?
>>225823769My experience to a T.
>>225823823Books are for fa--*Checks flag*Oh great hope your enjoying it eh?
>>225823833can't stop eating peanuts
>>225823833I'm handsomeMy aunt's friends all say so
Know what's crazy? Japanese people can't make acronyms. All of the letters in their alphabet are syllables. So instead of saying PC they have to call them pa-so-cons. Isn't that wild? No wonder Japan is such a shitshow.
My moms friend said i had a big penis when i was 14 and that has carried me through the last 22 years...
>rough_translation>rough_translation>rough_translation>rough_translationim gonna lose my fucking gourd. this medium is dead.
>>225823727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4
>>225823823a real chapter book with no pictures?
On God
>>225823833A lot of women have told me I was attractive in my life but they were all ethnic women so I don't believe it
>>225823881LOLiktf
>>225823833rolled snake eyes during conception
>>225823872Das rite
>>225823853Alphabets are just objectively more efficient than logographic character languages tbqh
>>225823875no cap?
>>225823875how EXACTLY do you put something "on god"? he doesn't exist!
>>225823833my mom was ugly as a young adult and my dad's side of the family is introverted(and boring)
I'm back on the block like I'm laying on the street
>>225823888
>>225823885Kek
If you try to translate ancient egyptian translations from english it blank postsOn a friggin international board
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
>>225823853No they have a hybrid system hiragana is phonetic, kanji is logographic, katakana is phonetic for foreign loan words
>>225823915You watching the DragonBall Super remake?
>>225823915Are you watching boku no shitcunt too?
on foenem grave
Ethan Bradberry and SoFloAntonio are kino
https://youtu.be/ZdcvTQ3P7Gctonight's jewtube
>>225823938they won in the end
Unc just woke up from his ten year coma
>>225823946looks jewish
>>225823946Probably subversive
>>225823727this does look pretty cool, even though even I know LA traffic is hell
>>225823925>post GT latinxslop"no">>225823928its a yuri
>watch this political YouTube essay
>recipe says total time is 30 minutes>instructions say to chill dough for at least 2 hours
>>225823881>>225823883You think you're too good for brown pussy?
>>225823967>Flanders Dinkleberg victim
If I wake up fucked again I'm just going to the hospital
The big 'yahu in big trouble over there in Iudea lol
trying to watch the second half of Masters of the Universe, but it's just capestuff
>>225823972I will make an deposit at any bank
kinda wish I was a cute cat boy
FUCK mother naturewhat about my FUCKING OIL
>>225823972Look at it the other way, if a black guy told a big fat white woman she was beautiful, would you think that was really the most objective rating?
>>225824000According to the kike general he will still win
>>225824000He is like a cockroachEven if he loses his opponent wil be disgraced or fail to form a government in 6 months and liiltle beebs will be back
>an deposit
two in the drink one in the pink
>>225823910𐌹𐌿𐌳𐌰𐌹𐌿𐍃
>>225824020Coalition won't be a majority anymore>>225824022Probably tbqh
>>225824013Shit u right
>>225824033Sweet, Gothic works, funny how you can sometimes even read ancient gothic words 𐌰𐍂𐌰𐌱𐌹𐌰
>>225824033What the frig?Those are fighting words from what my translator told me
Bibi cheated on his significant other back in the nineties btwHe's just like Ethan Klein
I always get more mentally ill at night
>>225824059they’re all like ethan
>>225824064For me ti's the morning
>>225824067So when are we going to find out about his special discord?
>>225823601>Get married and reproduce edition ermmmmmmmmmmmm howe?
>>225824081Have sex
>>225824081This is the new new frontier breeding programYou have to choose a jeeta
>>225824064it’s called sundowning
this happened to me yesterday
>>225824058Relax 𐍆𐍂𐌹𐌾𐍉𐌽𐌳𐍃 , I was just testing it. Didn't expect it to work. 𐌾𐌰𐌱𐌰𐌹 𐌽𐌿 𐌲𐌿𐌸 𐌷𐌰𐌿𐌷𐌹𐌸𐍃 𐌹𐍃𐍄 𐌹𐌽 𐌹𐌼𐌼𐌰, 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐌲𐌿𐌸 𐌷𐌰𐌿𐌷𐌴𐌹𐌸 𐌹𐌽𐌰 𐌹𐌽 𐍃𐌹𐍃 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐍃𐌿𐌽𐍃 𐌷𐌰𐌿𐌷𐌹𐌳𐌰 𐌹𐌽𐌰.
>>225824093>have sexyou too>>225824095idk any jeetas but i hope those jeetas find their perfect man who can protect them and love them for lifetimes
based
>>225824107This happens to most guys who have sisters
>>225823601>Get married and reproduce editionthirdies shouldn't be allowed to that
>>225824118>guys who have sistersOr ole clamjam as i used to call her
>>225824125>tf>tp
>>225824118never once happened to me
i want to walk in LA
Another big get coming up on /tg/>>98888888>>>/tg/
>>225824114>dynamic pricing>decreasesAre we sure about that?
>>225824153And then get stabbed by a non?
>>225823993whoa
>>225824109faggot
>>225824153why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8keemstar is gay
well??
>>225824176>whyBecause only a nobody walks in LA
>reading about how to set up and train my own LLM>calculate the cost of building a capable rigoh shit, that’s why data centers cost so much
>>225824191
>>225824184I stopped saying nigger twenty times this week
>>225824168Retvrn to 𐍃𐌰𐌿𐌳𐌰𐌿𐌼𐌾𐌰𐌼, 𐌳𐍅𐌰𐌻𐌰
>>225824199Put a few more parallel highways to make the American flag
>>225824220There is no budget for more parallel highways after we added 4 more lanes!
>>225824114wegmans mentioned
I love Wegman's
>>225824245I recognize that leg!
>>225824262I thought it was diddy who molested him
do you guys have cider and donuts this time of year
Funny that justin bieber got all tattooed up after his rape like every woman does too
Who is your favourite love live character?
Nothing matters. Eventually our rome will collapse and only agrarians and people with legitimate occupations will survive.
https://youtu.be/JP_PxoIm988
>>225824289whose the tallest one
>>225824269Oepsie woepsieGot my poopsies mixed up
>>225824289Chizuko Sakami
>>225824291When Rome collapsed, a large percentage of agrarians perished as well
CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIINNN MYYYY SKIIIIIIN
>>225824289>love livethis is idolmaster country
>>225824332very nice rendering on that skirt
>>225824270yee
>>225824332
Is it time for me to buy another chess set?Or is it time for me to sell the ones I already have?
>>225824140saaaaar
Ear anatomy is actually really easy to wrap your head around. The ear is made of 5 basic components: the tragus, anti-tragus, helix, anti-helix and lobule.
>>225824350too old
>>225824360Never even thought about the concept of collecting chess sets before tbqh
>>225824291That's how I cope.
>>225824360do you have the rare 9/11 set?
>>225824368Making them is fun if you like giving gifts and know people with working brains!
>>225824365thanks for the anatomy lesson poindexter*shoves you in a locker*
>>225824373>picrelbased. abandon your family immediately, if you know whats good for you
>>225824373You can truly do anything to a woman except bore her, that is fatal to the relationship
>>225824365what's the part that looks like a snail?
>>225824373fuggin women eh
>>225824373Would
>>>/tg/98888888I FUCKIN DID IT I WONBEST GET BEFORE THIS WAS QUINTSHIT ME WITH A (YOU)
I cant watch my anime because some FUCKWIT set off the car alarm of someone's truck outside
>>225824379>know people with working brains!I don't (including me)
>>225824384The helix forms into the lobule. The anti-helix forms into anti-tragus.>>225824392the anti-helix
>>225824368I used to make a little side money importing filthy sets from Hungary, Serbia, and Romania via contacts in those countries, then cleaning them up and documenting them for resale on ebay as "rare" communist era sets (they are not actually that rare in those countries). But then they caught on and started selling direct on ebay.
>>225824400Just turn up the volume
>>225824404Mine used ta workDamn pollution
>>225824291recomend yall read peter turchins work on cliodynamics
>>225824399why do leafs always cheat at gets?
>>225824416How does hearing some nip voice actor say>Ahhh sooo>Dokidokie shiteirukaChange how the man is watching his cartoons?
You still owe me sex. Don't think I forgot.
>>225824442gock detected Firing anti tranny missiles
>>225824442Why does he get a boner from wearing the dress?
>>225824442I like his penis
Accelerate
>I like his penis
>>225824464rolling the dice on a new plague with every inbound flight
>>225823601if i have children they won't be raised here that's for damn sure
I've become okay with the idea of fucking a tranny. I guess it's called growing up
>>225824495As a former practicing gay, no. Don't do it.
Is that the point? Those of us raised on the internet were beyond feral Will the men that escaped it's clutches double down on anti degeneracy "for the kids"?
>>225824512What changed your mind?
Y'all listen to sideneck nigga?>https://youtu.be/1O77jaEDaHI
>>225824495You're going to realize real quick how gross it is once they start grunting like a man as you pound them. Also, they're physically stronger than any woman you'll ever meet. Massive turn off.
>>225824525The sex is inert. And then you get old. Sex done properly in a relationship leads to kids ideally. The bond is strengthened through the kids.
My trans e-gf won't stop asking me for money
Montana has fallen
then again, going deeper into the archive, it seems mousenonce may be shiddington after all, though there's only circumstantial evidence
>>225824548that ain't your gf bro that's just a bum ass nigga online
>>225824548Did you get nudes to confirm?My last 2 trans-egirl-gfs were fucking real women trying to dogfish meFags
>>225824551aint no way that can be charged as a felony
I don't need kids I have two lizards, a tarantula, a snake, a skinnypig, five cats, two dogs, a nose piercing, tarot cards, and a parrot.
>>225824551what crime did he commit?
>>225824556Stop digging.
Let's separate the grist from the gristle
>>225824551Is that why the thread has been so slow lately?
>>225824569And what does this crystal do
>>225824578You can keep the grist just give me the beer after you ferment it hah ha
thinking about the usa
>>225824574>>225824568>According to the Helena Police Department affidavit and charging documents, Jaxton Tayte Collins faces a misdemeanor assault charge in addition to the felony count of malicious intimidation or harassment.>The Altercation: While the felony charge centers on him shouting at a man of Indian descent to "go back to his country", the separate misdemeanor assault charge indicates that the confrontation escalated into a physical altercation.>Montana Hate Crime Law: State law makes it a felony to intimidate or harass someone because of their race, religion, color, or national origin when the conduct involves physical injury, reasonable fear of physical injury, or property damage. A conviction can carry up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.
>>225824569brianesque
>>225824575I'm gonna stop conflating the two in any case, it's only fair for shiddington to be accepted on his own terms. This was still more fun than watching Masters of the Universe.
>>225824551Cromagnon skull
>>225824602Is Montana a chud or libtarded state?
>>225824602this gentleman, is izzat manifest
>>225824615Ratpedo is the same guy as pussshiddington but if got his spamming under controk its ok
a phone power bank, LED lanterns, batteries, portable battery power station, extension cords, propane for a gas grill and solar panels.
>>225824596it balances negative energy when uranus is in syzygy
>>225823932
The corleone family wants to buy you out
drinking eggnog
>>225824634I have that n64 cartridge :)
>>225824628These are their Dem numbers
>>225824435Nta but I only watch dubs. Nobody wants to hear that shit
Extra innings for the WS game!
>>225824568Pretty much anything can be a felony if it can be classified as a hate crimeSome mexican got 20 years for stealing and burning a pride flag about a decade ago
>>225824633Nothing will happen, the squirrels aren't fat. My people have known this science since the land on the great turtle grew to touch the sky
>>225824675Let me know if its a sweep Otherwise hush down I'm tryinnto jaggoff
>>225824666keep your hands off my nog, satan
>>225824674ur going to get massacred by weebs for saying that
So basically, he's like squidward but he's also a nigger. His name is Nigward
caught a spider in a water bottle and let him out outside
>>225824698This hasn't been an weeb site for a donkey's minute now
Blacked but replace the nogs with Indians lmao
>>225824721anime general, anime website
I only watch anime with subs now, but I admit there's a certain hominess to the old anime dubs voiced by Southern American women
>but I admit there's a certain hominess to the old anime dubs voiced by Southern American women
>>225824733I never said anything about the original intentions of the site, but the current userbase
>>225824745https://youtu.be/jzDmRlkwN6Y
>>225824754Southern Americannot South American
>>225824758the current userbase being r/the_donald refugees, israeli shills, jeets, and third worlders
https://youtu.be/OnypnAQyWHw
so basically my strat is that im going to form an alliance with fk and brian and then I'm going to turn spinny and jason against eachother and then their alliances will just fall apart and vote eachother off the island. ale, vallartafreak, and the brapzillian might be the only formidable competitors, but they're uncs and have shitty chances of winning any of the competition events
>>225824771Unfortunately
Old dude from work that I'm partnered with left without saying anything again, this is the second week in a row. I'm a little hurt, but I guess thats how it is.
>>225824812most of them are gone dude you have to let go
Although this alyssa liu looking girl from work always says hi and goodbye to me so I guess that is better
>>225824812Fk and jason created /cum/ together in '06 and that band aint breakin up babyYou didnt even mention any notable /cum/mers Rip lmm maple placer cara leduc and all the rest
>>225824843>LMM>fuckmachine jew>AIDSYliterally who
>>225824853kek
>>225824745agreed, its just too bad that funimation had their retarded clique that ruined a lot of dubs later on down the line
my beloved
>get your own truck and trailer>no boss, just pull loads>no touch freight>comfy sleeper cab, play vidya and shitpost while waiting for wagies to load your trailer>work when you want>clear 150k/year working 9 months out of the yearfuck offices fuck college
>>225824887hyb
>>225824905used to do this until i hit a guys mirror backing into a truck stop
>>225824918Why did you do it?
>>225824866newfag
>>225824924i didnt mean to.
>playing sc2 campaign>realize that adjutant are already a reality
>>225824930You lost you cdl for dinging some fatboys wing mirror?How drunk were you?
>>225824944i didn't lose my cdl. i quit out of shame. i have samurai spirit
IM SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHH
>>225824957Get a new job and make belive it never happenedHave the nanqing spirit
>>225824771I'm all four of those
>>225823657>>225823666>>225823738>>225823745>>225824094Sports bar. Even if you dont give a shit about sports its a great place to meet women, especially if that bar is attached to a larger venue. Locally we have a large bowling alley with a HUGE sports bar area. Used to sit and chat with women all the time back when I drank.
>>225824309doe normaal
>>225823601/a/ mods nearly banned me for suggesting one of their posters actually meet a real woman.
>>225824989I go to sports bars every week on the semi busiest day and maybe 1 out of every 5 times do I see a new person
>>225824999Looks like they warned you for being gay
>>225825001Friday and Saturday nights are where it is at. Also, not every sports bar is gonna be the right place. Many of them are small spots just a few local alcoholics hang out. Hence why I mentioned a larger venue would be better. The biggest city in the area by far has only 90k people so if they have a giant sports bar, i am sure you can find one where you live.
>>225824989>Used to sit and chat with women all the time back when I drank.
hello creampies
>>225825011>suggesting a male engage in romance and sex with a female is now considered "gay"Take your meds
>>225825017I am a 43yr old boomer, yes.
>>225824989Whenever I go to bars alone I feel like a weirdo because everyone else is with friends.>>225824675Finish 'em off, Brewers.
>Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says those looking to join the board of her United Conservative Party at its annual general meeting next month must now sign a declaration vowing not to advocate for separation.the 100 separatists are having mega melties right now
>>225824999I got a 3 day from /a/ because I used a non anime picturepiece of shit hotpocket gorging fatass
>>225825042>everyone else is with friendsAnd? Just be outgoing and talk to people. Also many people are there alone too. Hell I once once sitting at the bar and had 3 girls come sit and talk with me. One flirted with me but she wasnt my type. I am also 5'9 and was very overweight at the time, if a fat manlet can pull women so can (You).
>>225825063It sounds like you have a very open, onviting sort of energy. You have to understand that 99% of posters here would walk into a bar staring at the floor, hunched over, not making eye contact with anyone
Hot pocketsWhatever happened to lean pockets for us girls trying to watch the figure?
>>225825074I used to be know at the local craft micro craft microbrewery as the guy that read a bookLiterally jus b urself
>>225825074I am actually quite introverted but after a few drinks get talkative.>You have to understand that 99% of posters here would walk into a bar staring at the floor, hunched over, not making eye contact with anyoneThey need to prime the pump. Drink a beer or take a shot, wait for it to kick in, THEN go to a bar. There are ways of defeating social anxiety when confidence is low.Ive been shitposting here since 2010 and its always depressed me how many anons are hardwired to believe they CAN NOT get a woman.
Amy Acton :3
dad's deadaunt has terminal brain cancerat least my cock is massive
>at least my cock is massivethis too was a lie
>>225825096Give your dying aunt the best dicking of her life then.
>>225825048its always been that way. gatekeeping to a certain degree is a good thing
>>225825096Link the godundme for your aunt's treatment to your onlyfans
>>225825014I dont know the bars normies go to and whenever I walk past the busy parts of town there's hardly even standing room when I look inside
La noche de octubre, viejohttps://youtu.be/5Dd9kTeO9y8?is=n_zkyKyLzkz-KRji
TO THE 12TH WE GO
One who hides his tears, and punishes himself in silence...Means to cloak his guilt from the eyes of others.
What's the reason?
>>225825119You have to get there early around 3pmThat way once all the normalfaggots areive around 8 or 9 you are way loosey goosey
>>225825119Timing. Mon-Thur you will mostly find hardcore alcoholics or people unsual work schedules. You want to hit up bars around 8-9pm on fridays and saturdays.
Good thread overall, only a few posts made me frown
>>225825133what's that crow nigga's problem?
>>225825137do you have any idea how expensaive drinking for ~6 hours would cost me?
>>225825133Meth and sodomy. City "gangsters" are nothing compared to back woods tweekers. Out here you just get tortured, raped and disappeared in the 100s of millions of acres of forest.Also, the good people of small towns are leary of urbanites. They dont like urbanite culture and distrust it.>.t live in a small rural town in the PNW
>>225825149Would you mind linking them so i can see my score?I tried hard tonight
just played my dose of counter strike for the week, got the good case, thats 6 bucks in the bank
>PNWPretty Non White
>>225824887>>225824908Sleaze ballers
DINGER
>>225825157Bring a pocket full of $0.99 nippers from the lick her store then???
New>>225825165
BREW CREW UP BY ONESWEEP IMMINENTMASS FLORIDIAN DEATH INCOMING
MEGA GOCK CUM FART
What if the Brazialian /cum/ poster gave you a little kiss?
Wish I was sucking down a buzzball right now
>>225825193torta
would sex
>>225825193The mudslide ones are p tastyLast too
>>225825137This is bad advice. 3pm isnt early, its prehistoric. Most people arent even off work until 4-6pm, then need a couple hours to get ready and make it to the bar.
