Jan "Rex" Cope editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbY0BpubRVI
>so rorke you choose to spend your free time posting on a racist anime website?
>>225842439*shows you my cartoon frog and wojak collection*
poor zinger
>>225842439yeah
f1nnster is a working class hero
nth for the gyaldem
>>225842439lettuce pray
>>225842439fuck off salad bitch i’m trying to drink
The biomass have started with the fireworks
>>225842439Stfu, eat your leaves you fucking snail
>>225842475he cute
the biomass
>>225842465not really. he's a gay nonce
>>225842366
>>225842490is it a special day in the youkay?
>>225842439>Yes, yes I do
>>225842507Yeah, Wednesday
eating my bogies
>>225842507Not yet, it's like 8 days until Bonfire Night but the biomass love setting them off from about a week before to a month after
>>225842502Must be your idol then
>>225842511Looks like Poley
hate the coloureds
We need more black people
remember to take your cod liver oil lads
>>225842565Alri every politician
thought rogers was gonna miss the way he was looking away
>>225842565trvke
rorke doing racist blues parodies with the stage name joe biomassa
>>225842560kek, look at that little freak fall on his arse and drop his nuts ahahahah
>>225842531why do they do it
>>225842576i'll take my algae-based omega 3 thanksno cod harmed here
>>225842601They love making noise and being a nuisance so it's pretty much perfect for them
defeated Shadow 22 and immediately went to Cima Island to defeat him againhated it used all my flares I have
>>225842590gp
>>225842611based
>>225842611Zesty ass nigga
licence to krill
oo biomassa you gon make me squirt
Guy Fawkes? More like Gay Fuck
>>225842632now that's a classic meme
getting my cod liver oil in
not actively attempting to kill myself but also deliberately living as slovenly and unhealthily as possible to shorten my lifespan
>>225842611>no cod harmed here
housemate is fucking annoying the shit out of me with his constant loud coughing that sounds over the top
nicoletta
>>225842642KEK YHIS IS ME
ate none of my 5 a day again
Dick Turpin
>>225842667i had lentils and tomatoes and broc
>>225842654ancient Mediterranean peasant physiognomy
>>225842642can’t trick god with these jewish loopholes
>>225842654imagine if she locked your willy up in a cage that would be awful
>>225842654a fine calf on the wench
>>225842640a crime sakura fish is ranged banned on /a/
>i had lentils and tomatoes and broc
>>225842439Yeah now look at this chart about how many Jews there are in things.
Do you lads like pickled eggs?
OLDERFATTERBALDER
>>225842688not trying to trick god i'm just a coward
>>225842642>>225842665take care of yourselves, you never know what blessings will drop into your lap
>>225842439>i-t's n-not an anime website senpai!
Oh my days, done by a Frenchman. There’s no coming back from that.
grow up
>>225842720i like my eggs in nests
>>225842714Still baffling desuAfter like 10 years suddenly no fun allowed
>>225842746i like the eggs in your mum
doing a small but beautiful jig
>>225842720never tried one
bed loomsshall watch the second half under my duvet
>>225842748crazy bitch
>>225842746chris packham sex arse
>>225842748The godless oriental at work.
>>225842439>it's not!>*shows her my queens folder*
rorke watching the 'ball under his duvvins like a good little lamb x
Silver Pines, Ace Combat, or Deadlock?
just fucking hate it all really
>>225842737only thing i deserve having drop into my lap is a 15 kiloton tactical nuclear shell
>>225842830Virginity
>>225842832ktim
>>225842830Ace Kinobat obv
>>225842818mine is 'negresses' so she'd probably hate it
>>225842832yeah
>>225842832escortalcohol/drugsNOW
Your take up tomorrow as a foreign, what one you going for?And no cheating and saying Norwegian or something. A proper foreign, you know what I mean. I’ll start, Eskimo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPv8HNdrRc
>>225842737niggas be telling themselves this after 40 years of nothing happening or improving
>>225842860little quechua fella
>>225842840Don't need to worry about that now do I?
>total eclipse on the heart on streamer playlist plays right at the half time commercial break blank outcheap shot
>>225842860little Tibetan fella
low sodium before bed or my heart feels funny when i'm trying to get to sleep
>>225842884Your parents do
Broccoli is the most based vegetables because it gives you proper mad poos
>>225842883Haha, they have nice cardigans and hats
>>225842894schizobabble
get the gay porn watched pronto
>>225842907timmy vegetable
>>225842906Not really I have several brothers with children.
>>225842928does it even need to be said? we're all thinking it
>>225842923?
Remember one time I was watching a champions league game on JustinTV. Some foreign lad streaming it. Anyway, half time and switches over to the equivalent of whatever his country’s version of babestation. Best part was it’s was a specialist one and it was an old naked granny with her big floppy tits out.Just don’t get that kind of thing any more these days
>>225842907asparagus mogs itcarrots mog it
>>225842963>total eclipse on the heart on streamer playlist plays right at the half time commercial break blank outthis means nothing
>>225842961Made for BWC?
>>225842991love a gilf me
Why does this have the big headline on BBC News? £100 is fuck-all
Is ONLY being into girls like this a Mental Illness?
>>225843053
crime boss pitts SMASHED and SLAMED rorke al capone dogs frog smashed
>>225843076s
>>225842991fuck off wayne rooney you sick freak, grannys are rank
noticed a lot of english people are msps
>>225843053100 quid beating dozens of squashed pablos as lead story. Well worth the £12 a month
dame eden hills
>>225843106member of the scottish parliament are you saying
>>225843053plus 25 quid off your shopping lad we're all gonna be minted
I’M GAY AND PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
welshrorke showing his grindr date his collection of groggs
>>225843035same
>>225843091It was funny, calm down you weirdo
>>225842991robin hood and a patrician>>225843017miss streamer's spotify playlist switches to total eclipse of the heart, right as the footy half time commercial ad break blank out begins. jerking me out of my jovial disposition
>>225843122yes just seen a horrific english tranny wog talking about racism
>>225842992>asparagusGross
>>225843124this isn't you Rorke, this isn't part of your story. you should pack it in and come back to us sober tomorrow
>>225843053waste of time. benniesmongs are just going to spend it on weed
Genuinely amazed this lads not bent. This is how straight americans talk?
>>225843137
>>225843061who gives a fuck if it is or isn't
>>225843179think it's just the social media affect
>>225843179no clue who this is you yankbrained TWAT!
Half time pint x3-1 up. Haway the fucking lads xMight have a few more when I get home x
>>225843053m8
>>225843061
>thanks for the maccies rorke
>>225843179Who
>>225843219scream
if government want money just legalise weed and tax itlegalise cocaine toolegalise crack too legalise heroin too legalise all of it and tax it
>>225843253Cody Magillicutty
>>225843209sunderland are only good for cup games this season, geordies on my socials are posting league tables on their stories
The dossertocracy just keeps growing strongerOh aye x
sean allan? i’ve seen that bastard at his desk spinning a fucking dreidel
>>225843027cute
why does he post the cartoon little girls
>>225843253Brony Mulligatawny
>>225843285think they're virtual little girls actually
Bring back laudanum too make it available in Boots, taxable and income generating.
>>225843253Caleb hammer the guy thats audits random yanks finances because theyre all on like 25% interest loans even though they make like 100k a yearhttps://youtube.com/shorts/LxJhi65rIC8
Tax murder.
>>225843317corr would love some laudanum me
>>225843317
Make all porn legal again but you have to pay the taxman 50p per wank
my brother lives in london he graduated 6 months ago and still hasnt got a job. he pays £1500 a month for a flat and inherited about 120k from my dead father. how long before the little shit ends up running out of money and stops being able to live the bohemian lifestyle hes bringing shame on the family mumberg lies to people that hes working from home
>>225843231no problem Tomoko have a good evening now *walks off to my big-tittied anime biatch wife at home*
>>225843366Played this game
recommend me a leathery fragrance
Remember when he thought the gyaldem/baddiedem were making coded messages in their posts and streams implying they browse /brit/
>>225843383You seem jealous
>>225843383didn't you inherit anything? why did your dad love your brother more than you? what did you do wrong?
The MIT license seems like complete cuckoldry compared to GPL
grow the opium poppy in the UK plant it feed it harvest it extract it
>>225843385What about this game?
>>225843400A wallet
>>225843400what does leathery mean in this context?
>>225843383why would anyone care
>>225843416fomyeg
You could be learning Welsh, Scottish Gaelic, Cornish, Manx, or Irish... but instead you're a loser faggot who wastes hours a day here :/
>>225843383>he pays £1500 a month for a flat and inherited about 120kHe's pretty much set that'll go a long way and by the time he runs out mumberg will fashion him up a nice inheritance or maybe even a house I've seen it play out multiple times it always goes this way.
I got gifted ARMANI CODE, I don't really wear cologne but it's not bad smelling, I've used it a couple of times.
Report the parasite. Crush the parasite.
>>225843412good post
>>225843402scream
>>225843439has a leather note in the smell
what’s big kev up to these days, you don’t hear about him anymore
snl uk be cookin!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7cLytBz1L0
wish it were hotter right nowif winter stayed around 15C that would be great
I can't wait for Dune 3 and Paul Atreidis to die at the hands of that mutt
>>225843482>but instead you're a loser faggot who wastes hours a day here :/no i'm noti'm a loser who plays persona 5 royal on a retroid pocket 5later i'll try that xbox emulator that apparently works wonders, hope i get to play fable the lost chapters on it
>>225843402scr is that a joke or is this realImagine one day Bradley Walsh makes a remark on The Chase (2009-) which makes it obvious he's been on /brit/ before
New hire is a woman so as a joke I told her to be wary of Coworker A because he’s a sex offender. Coworker A found out and reported me to HR so I got fired. This was at a walmart store. Are people really this sensitive? It was an obvious joke.
got no clue what happens in those dune movies watched the 2nd first had no idea then watched the 1st second and got more confused
>>225843402and his justification for this belief is a random tiktok of a random ewhore saying the word 4changenuinely mentally unwell creature
>>225843532His last tweet was an hour ago @cenaboyle
>>225843530I haven't encountered that in parfumes but I'm not a big cologne guy
>>225843582it’s all mudslamic woke rubbish anyway
dune 2 was beyond kinohope 3 doesnt shit the bed
>>225843619saving this, I might do some coke on NYE
>>225843564
any neoliberal bull in?
>>225843598https://x.com/cenaboyle/status/2033931353159250181fucking scream
put cocaine in the offices
Do you guys get prescribed ADHD meds in the UK, I think I've asked this before but I forgot.
>>225843702you can but you need to go on some waiting list and shit the gp cant just give you them
Holy FUCK I can't get over my exI feel like my brain has truly broken from this experience, it's all messed up
>>225843674Howling
>>225843715maybe I can help you get over him
>>225843715
>>225843667yh…
>>225843702its near impossible these days to get diagnosed with ADHD these days, i think they are trying to claim that it doesn't even exist
>>225843715Dry your eyes mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9QFwTI8rBY
>>225843711I see, here it's illegal except one medication and it's impossible to get it prescribed.>>225843715it's ok lad, I feel ya
>>225843715’tis better to have loved and lostthan never to have loved at all.x
>>225843715Imagine liking a woman you utter poof
>>225843209Get in lad, have a good time
>>225843649pscrim
>>225843742probably a lot of drug seeking and a bunch of new studies saying it's more harmful than helpful which is true
>>225843740based in the gherkin
>>225843715bent cunt
mad how African history is basically just "bad guys oppress, uprising happens, they oppress the people" over and over again
almost 72 hours no alcohol it grimunbearably grim, just lied in bed pissing sweat out of every pore
>>225843715right well i haven't even GOT an ex so i think you need to re-evaluate your priorities and see you've got it better than most!!
just realised today that cronem stands for Centre for Research on Nationalism, Ethnicity and Multiculturalismscreaming the belgian really is a genius
>>225843649>they only said "mandem"oh my days
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793222961968672.mp4
Just had some Morrison’s rip off Lilt. Had wee crunchy bits in it :(
>>225843715how long has it been?
>>225843796cody need drinky
>>225843715FONT
>>225843402screaming
farting up a storm, think constipationtoil is coming to an end
>>225843811gyal got straight slimed out
To whomever much is given, of him will much be required; and to whom much was entrusted, of him more will be asked.
>>225843846I had fermented cabbage the last 2 days. I usually don't fart a lot but this was lethal.
>>225843855woke commie shite
>>2258438205 monthsI was okay for a bit there as the summer acted as a distraction. But now that it's cold and dark, I feel like the only thing I can is think of her all eveningBack on the apps but they're incredibly depressing.
>>225843796that you jeffo?
>>225843811what happened?
>>225843872grow up ffs
>>225843886her "friend" set her upsomething about 3 gifts, the last one being pig related and cartel shither friend insisted she stay and receive it, she was in on it
>>225843900I know. I'm going to go do some pushups now. I just get in my head too much, thinking "it's over".
sleepy
>>225843886see >>225843850
Just ordered a kebab with garlic sauce na you’ll never guess who delivered it. Elton John! And he says he’s going to prepare it special for me so he’s just taken it over to the table! Can’t wait to see what I’m in store for!
>>225843942put a carrier bag over your head tonight and tie it tight mate
What's up with all the zoomers/ wogs and those stupid goatee beards they have??
listening to rorkian choons
>>225843932yeah but was she shot?
>>225843956for me it's a full Nicholas II / George V beard
>>225843956Dunno what you mean
>>225843954i dont think thats a good idea?
>>225843975nah mate give it a go
>>225843956I wanna ask those western girls if they like the broccoli hair, it looks fucking retarded. Here guys just have a number 1-2 buzzcut, once in a while I'll see a broccoli cut and just laugh at it.
>>225843965yea, she was
>>225843992but I can't see the bullet or where it enters
Kinda cool how if you want to know what English would've been like without French influence you can just look at Frisian
>>225843796Keep at it.The shitshow doesnt last long.Regards, anont. 3 years sober
need to get my sofa cushion refilled. years of sitting in the same place have squashed it. the others by comparison are pristine
thinking about bart simpson and homer simpson and maggie simpson and stewie and peter griffin
>>225844008Don’t think that is any way “cool”
>>225844005>but I can't see the bullet or where it enters
bro thinks hes can see a bullet travelling at 1000 mph lol
>>225844043Well I think you're a faggot
>>225844045sybau
>>225844005bullets move fast, budman we're fucked if the russia thing escalates...
>>225844020some cunt opening that sofa cushion and smelling the offgas of years of farts
>>225844037peter is best ok i like honer too because fat
>>225843846There was a constipated yank in here the other day
>>225844056but where did it come from?
>>225844067i wash them fairly regularly and will of course be washing it if i decide to send the cover instead of providing measurements myself
>>225844076Ill take a guess and say gun
>The number of births in South Korea has risen for the 26th month in a rowmad that
>>225844011thanks I’ve seen that this is the peak of feeling ill hopefully will feel better by the weekend
>>225843402>>225843587>>225843649/brit/ is only in an ego search away, suspecting is fair game
>>225844037you should think about lisa simpson and marge simpson just to round out the pack i think that would be good
>>225844076a gun mate
know nothing about the ukraine russia war but everybody who shares their support for ukraine comes across as a massive cunt so i can only assume russia are in the right
>>225844096which direction though?from the pig?
>BreakfastTwo tangerines and a handful of almonds>LunchTin of Sardines in olive oil>SupperSirloin steak with broccoli and asparagus call me healthy nigga
>>225844107not tonight maybe tomorrow going bed soon
>>225844113you are quite literally a fucking retard. please dont procreate.
The recent rebound has been attributed to several factors, including an increase in marriages in previous periods, a growing population in their 30s and more positive attitudes toward having children.However, the latest data showed that marriages declined in August. A total of 19,218 marriages were registered, down 1.2% from a year earlier. Meanwhile, divorces increased by 4.4% to 7,510.The number of deaths also rose, increasing 4.9% year on year to 30,308. As deaths continued to outnumber births, South Korea recorded a natural population decline of 6,605 people in August.
the type to pick up the grenade and ask "OI! WHO THREW THAT?"
>>225844106you are profoundly mentally ill
>>225844100still mogged by bnc
>>225844108I'm not sure it necessarily did>>225844129I actually got 10 A*s at GCSE so that's you done
>>225844113Are you a woman? Or 4 years old?
Tea or something stronger?
>>225844126>>Tin of Sardines in olive oilsame but I added avocado to mine so different I guess god it was good
Don't do drugs
>>225844110I just want our country to stop giving money to some shitty desolate tundra in eastern europe dont care who controls it dont care if 5 million ukrainians are killed simply not my problem
>>225843400>>225843530*leathern
Pool/Chelsea going to pens on ITV1 lads
>>225844145I'm an adult male working in the software industry
>>225844157just a lil
>>225844126i've had some toast, a few coffees, chicken soup, and then prawn fried rice for my teaand a bottle of wine this evening
>>225844128okay then
>>225844177Hmmm okay
>>225844178sir single mum
>>225844126that's some good eatin there brother
>>225844157Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?My name is, chka-chka, Slim ShadyHi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?My name is, chka-chka, Slim ShadyHi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?My name is, chka-chka, Slim ShadyHi, my name is, huh? (Can I have the attention of the class)My name is, what? (For one second?)My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
I'm not sure why everyone thinks it was from a gun
>>225844214>>225844214>>225844214
wheres alan
>>225844195live laugh love, babes x x x x x x x x
>>225844126needs more fibre
>>225844202Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like me
>>225844104Yeah first week is worse than the worst nightmare you've ever had.After that prepare to be bored out of your mind for months.It got undeniably better after 7 months for me, only got one urge to drink this year and it wasnt a big one.You can have a better life anon, dont give up.
>>225844225He’s had loads of fibre what the fuck are you on about?
rip to that girl she looked pretty
>>225844163yh but if you dont stop him he is going to come for us !!!!
bring back summer tbqh I'm sick of this dark and cold shite