cheese edition
made a coffee
>>225849867Almost all slop
>>225849848we are the "nigga" teamwe are the "nigga" team
this is the "brit thread" ok
Double Gloucester
US States with anti-trans bills on par with UK law:>Florida>Alabama>Mississippi>Arkansas>Tennessee>Oklahoma>Utah>Wyoming>Idaho>South Dakota>West Virginia>OhioUS states where trans ppl have better rights than the UK:>The other 38Makes you think!
>>225849867i get bloody diarrhea each time i eat brie
emanating pure love and hope from within my incel chamber
>>225849889make this the next new
>>225849900cor
Hello frens (^‿^)ﾉﾞhave a good day today!
the new, migrate when ready:>>225849909>>225849909>>225849909
>>225849874bit early
>>225849911^_^
>>225849917
We should start calling women over 21 "century old eggs," to honour their wisdom, lived-human experience, and maturity.
>>225849899>floridawahey does that mean there'll not be any trannies in gta 6?
>>225849917wonder if she smokes meth to stay thin, heard that's fairly common practice for these ethots
Everyone deserves dignity
>>225849931just puke>t. 118 lb
>>225849931meth will absolutely wreck your looks through bad teeth and skin via sleep deprivation what are you on about
>>225849939it doesn't if you use it responsibly
>>225849935not me
got my new drivers licence picture and i look like a total fat fuck in it, didn't realise all the scran could sneak up on me like that. need to start leanmaxxing
really don't understand how licking your partner's arsehole has become so normalised, it's foul
Save everything.
>>225849947yeh let me just smoke meth responsibly ill just stay up for 3 days but once a week that'll do
>>225849947responsibly smoking meth to stay thin is an oxymoron
>>225849974clown world
>>225849974see prettier girls than any of these riding the bus to work for minimum wage
testing...
>>225849973i suspect that you've been brainwashed into thinking hard drugs are an automatic life destroyer and that moderation is impossibletake clav for example, he uses meth to stay lean, not because he's a junkie
>>225849966would like to try this only after she is freshly showered though
>>225849987test complete
Alri
beatboxing to the Eastenders ending tune
>>225849988clav doesnt literally smoke meth that was a clickbait title lmao
>>225849988i'm sure you can "responsibly" use meth as a nootropic, but when it comes to weight loss i think that is ridiculous. the responsible thing to do would be to eat correctly to stay thin
just blinked
enjoy watching porn where one of the performers is significantly older than the other (15+ years), doesn't matter if it's the man or the woman that's older, i'll wank all the same (unless it's one of those grim blown out actresses with bolt-on tits and a bogged face)
business idea: tame the masses into servants via the Eastenders ending tune
would you rather a gf with a flat chest or natural-ish looking fake tits?
>>225850044Did you know they're banning step-sibling porn hereAbaolute outrage
>>225850044one of my favourite lesbian categories that
might wank myself off, penis is ready for fucking once
wanking a cock with my arse
>>225850013lots of people use speed or meth to lose weight. obviously it's not the most responsible thing but it's still much more moderated than most people would think when they imagine a meth user
anyone know any telly shows that were big in the 90s/00s but are irrelevant now? like the x-files or everybody loves raymond
all of what you digest, you digest as glucose, which raises your blood sugarthis means you can eat as many sugary foods as you like, because your blood sugar will be raised regardless
>>225850088no. kinetics matter
might sniff a bit of the ol' 'caine
>>225850059flat
brit needs more neurodivergent representation
There was a very nouveau exclusive ruling to this country 15 years ago, back in about 2011, and to that I say, fuck them. Oh your little Ellie Goulding isn't popular anymore? Well fuck right off with you, her shit music and your shit taste.
what do you brit cunts have for breakfast, or brekky as you call it? for me it's either savory oatmeal or pizza
>>225849974wtf south america is whiter than europe??
Ohhouuu I'm a 6'4 middle class posho from Daynsleyfield with a fat ugly girlfriend and Ellie Goulding is my FAVOURITE artist and well I am just the bees kneesAverage uni student in 2012
>>225850144tell you what i havin a proppa full english yeah absolutely lush lad
watching some classic james hoffmann
>>225850159bit gay
>>225850159I'd have sex with men every day if it were that hot
>>225850166why do you talk like a british cunt with that flag
Boiling with incel rage
>>225850178When aren't you?
The aussie has once again posted gay pornography.
>>225850184True
Oo oh god I upset the woke obese feminist that's here at all hours of the day like a sad sack
the morning wank? sortedhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793220327784984.mp4
>>225850177im chippy
>>225850196love when a girl squirts dont we
how come whenever /gif/ links are posted here it's always either gay/tranny shit or gore? never anything nice
>>225850144I have 150g egg white with 3 whole eggs, scrambled, plus mushrooms and some mixed greens and some fruit
>>225850196
>>225850207how come australians always post gay porn?
>>225849867Is Wensleydale actually good or is it a meme?
>>225850209are you a chef lol that sounds fancy
>>225850224it's just that one weirdo #notallaustralians
>>225849867I am ashamed of my age in my country because I am turning 24 soon, and honestly, I don't have a trade or degree. I failed at everything I tried. I also failed at community college and blue-collar work. I am so ashamed; I tell people I am 20 because, you know, most people my age have jobs and careers, while the longest job I've had was 120 days. I am not sure I should bother living. I won't be missed. I don't see the point in trying if I know I will fail
what happened in his country? :O
Want someone to make an enemy out of me so I can inflict suffering onto them
>>225850250makes me hard >:I
Imagine being some low conscious normieIt's mad those people exist
>>225850240you should be honest about your age, but tell them you are still figuring out what profession you enjoy the most
>>225850265ktim
might move to north korea and pick up a hectic smoking habit
>>225850253*gives you a wet willy*
how can asians have such a high lactose intolerance rate when koreans love to put cheese in their instant ramen something doesn't add up here
>>225850267That's pathetic as fuck I fucking hated college sucked at blue collar work and had fun working in a national park for a season
>>225850290why do you not peruse that national park stuff? be a park ranger or a game janny
Farted and it smells like I shit myself
>>225850318Alri Emma
>>225850306Park rangers are broke and don't make money plus I like aninals I was rejected by the vet for a cleaner role because bad hand writing and the fact I don't speak at all irl also mumble a lot
>>225850283they're slowly getting over their lactose intolerance, i was abroad in asia recently and when i went to a big supermarket to look for fresh cream they didn't have it, but they have a variety of long life dairy products like milk and such that they use for bubble milk tea and all that, they're still at the point of dairy consumption where it needs to be heavily processed for them to tolerate dairy so you're shit out of luck trying to find fresh dairy products over some parts of asia
>>225850344how about working at a zoo?
I think it's fucking pathetic how shy I am I mumble when nervous and I also don't really talk irl I am boring my interests suck
I should be allowed to imprison and humiliate people who I dislike
that's all thumbnails hidden
>>225850227don't know sorry
undertaking a poo
gta 6 will allow you to pick up dog poo and throw it at people lads
>>225850389you can do that in real life
>>225850389will it allow me to play it on a 3060ti?
>>225850389Makes a change from your usual habit of eating it
>>225850389I'll make a mod that lets you shove the dog poo up your own arse
Paul Bearing a poo
right so what’s all this hubbub about stockpiling, warmongering, defence-spending increasing, prepping thing going about in many western nations then?
>>225850360I never thought about it but I tried the mtba
>>225850362do you dislike me? x
>>225850399no mate it's for shaggers who play on console only, pc virgins need not apply
>>225850408Don't know who you are
societal collapse is imminent
you think it's child abuse if you have twins and you dress them up in the same clothes as each other?
>>225850405these are troubling times lad just bought 960l of water myself for when shit hits the fan
>>225850429have it on good authority that not ever happens
>>225850433no that's what you're meant to doit increases their soul bond
>>225850436imagine you bought all that and it turned out to be sparkling waterwould have to kill myself
>>225850405the warmongering is a fugazithey just know we're going to have food and energy shortages this winter and its better to blame this on some nebulous "enemy" rather than our combined mismanagement of the planet
>>225850446sparkling water is peng though
>>225850456no it isnt be quiet
>>225850443“nigga” thinks people are bind-on-pickup
enjoying the "nigga" in quotation marks gimmick. a swedelad contribution is it?
>>225850479Think it's a mousenonce gimmick actually
you ever notice how germans love bottled waterwhat's up with that
>>225850479it was from a post by the mouse "nigga"
right well that's another day where i did fuck all
Catastrophic jobby this morning. Like mush, spicy, stinking to high heaven and doesn’t feel like it I got it all out.Bad start to the day, but me move on x
i've occasionally considered investing in some bottled water for my espresso machine but i simply cannot abide by the plastic waste
>>225850498gay
>>225850492t. Emma Watson
>>225850498get a reverse osmosis under sink water filter system then remineralise your water how you like it
"nigga" posting is the gimmick of the year ok
>>225850509Actually right well posting is gimmick of the year
>>225850509right well that's obvious really isn't it
admiring how powerful women arewow
>>225850516she is shagging the pumpkin "nigga" ok
>>225850516Oh dear. That thing he’s holding is going up his arse, eh?
>>225850516love her penis and bum x
>>225850453fact nuke
>>225849899think about what?
>try to socialize without drinks or drugs >Mumble >Realize I am boring>Realize everyone else is better than me I tried going on a VC to talk about Amtrak but got yelled at because I said I take the train to the Boston commons because parking is ridiculous
>>225850563yeah?
single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
unsolicited yank chud ramblings in the british culture general
>>225850563dont really understand what amtrak iswhys it not just a normal train
>>225850492is jobby the british word for poop?
>>225850572need those in my face
>>225850587Amtrak is the intercity non commuter rail in america is old and improving you wouldn't know you live in the UK but we have old engines and cars so you can sleep while you wait for your stopn
>>225850572why are you in the loft
>>225850592Specially Scottish
>>225850605lush
Thing is I wish I could be something but I am just so useless
i need to buy a new car but i won't be able to for some time because my last car got totalled when i was on drugs and insurance doesn't pay out if you crash while on drugs
so so so scandalous
>>225850622probably doesn’t help your mental health that you call yourself a useless mong every 5 minutes
Off to bedSee you guys at 4pm
>>225850622yep so off you fuck to /cum/
>>225850643sleep tight xx
might become a locksmith and make a fortune ripping off old people and women by not even trying to pick their lock, but instead telling them that their lock is fucked and i have to remove it and overcharge them for a replacement
>>225850643x
>>225850631Why would I be happy seriously what I have accomplished please don't tell me >Ahh your in America >Dur dur legs work >OMG your so young >Your so smart for knowing how to play a game
Morning poos
>30 years old>never had a GF>never had sex without paying escorts>never kissed a woman who isn't an escort>no friends for 12+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>parents never asked me about a GF>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me (this was back in school)>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, never had a date, get matches but I have poor conversational skills>only hope of evee getting a relationship is if an escort likes me enoughIt over
>>225850707what do you think you should have accomplished by 23
>>225850712don't call me poo
bit of a whinger me
got some edam and it has no taste
>06:51:42>06:52:43>06:53:44
>>225850723Screaming
>>225850737>06:53:44where
>>225850723Incredible high iq post
can you use your phone while driving in the US why do streamers always do it
>>225850723Why did this make me laugh so much
>>225850723KEK
>>225850723Ok that was really funny lol
not good
>>225850723Most people won't get this post
>>225850723These kinds of posts are why I still come to 4chan
BING!
sad that NEETs won't be seeing the sun until spring
>>225850790Dear oh dear!
>>225850723lmao
ok
>>225849867
>>225850839Don't encourage him, he finally stopped
>>225850846What do you mean?
That video of the woman throwing the Christ packet out of the pub hitting a guy. Was that just some guy walking past? Makes it funnier if it was
wonder if the ancient romans did that talking with their hands thing that modern italians do
>>225850869what does this mean
got drunk and called up a suicide hotline and started rambling incoherently about how KMFDM was ruined when they let a woman into the band. i've never even listened to KMFDM btw
Give Emma Watson gf.
Sex with Canadians
>>225850888You've seen the video, stop playing dumb. The fat slag opens the door of the pub and throws it out. There's a couple walking past as she doesn't it and it hits the guy in the face
>>225850953With 1980s Lee Aaron to be specific.
>>225850869he was part of the video
Finally unfollwed the bs twitch streamer that I watched only once and got notifications every single day after it on my phone Can't wait to see what the little rectangle has for me next, to psychic damage me, as it's an Android and that's all they do. Probably X
last day of rehab tomorrow lads, looking forward to it because there's only so many rimes i can hear the phrases "in recovery" and "lived experience" before i start chudding the fuck out
>>225850958>You've seen the video, stop playing dumbdo you expect me to have seen every video on the internet
The lived experience of following through on a fart and shitting yourself
>>225850869Are you retarded Do you have a carer and hit yourself in the head when you get angry And do you piss yourself
wonder what alphoomers will start calling the zoomers when they start getting into their 30s and whatnot. "unc" or something new? either way i look forward to seeing zoomers get slapped in the face by reality when they're all fat balding smelly bastards like yours truly
>>225850979Alri richy rich
>>225850986by Emma Watson
> Clavicular LOST IT after a guy BEGGED him for MERCY in front of his own girlfriend ASKING not to take HIS girl >"I know at the end of the day, you're probably not gonna see her... You have all these other girls.">"Are you asking me for mercy?">"There's more fish in the sea."
>>225851015you love clav don't you
Wr need compulsory euthanasia for people who don't work
The JustEat coupon for 50% off, which they have been slamming me about since at least 30th of aug (didn't want to go further just to check for a 4chan post), has a max savings of 10 £Seriously al the worst on them
>>225850998it's a day rehab program, basically have to attend a group meeting for 2 hours a day, and it's free. if it cost money i suspect the clientele wouldn't be a bunch of mumbling ghostmen and wiry methheads
>>225851035You first
why would i even want to get a job
>>225850965Ah right, that's disappointing then. Makes it a pretty crap video all round. Thanks for getting back to me
>>225851035But if SSM died we would lose a lot of English spoken English spoken English spoken words and CeX sales
>>225850227It's alright, there are better cheeses. It's mild and creamy.
>>225851045Court mandated?
i be hittin them blinkers on the chronic vape y'all, you know how i do
>>225851068no, although i do get $50 off my DUI fine for every hour of attendance. i actually signed up before i went to court and got sentenced
>>225851082>DUI>fineyou should be locked up
Had a dream today where some shit about playing cards happened or the gambling game was with collectable hands or something and I stole I think it was 30 cards and someone else was looking for or stealing 52 and I kept trying to delete he cards I had organized in my hands for the different values of them to sell but they got confiscated and I was shown out but I got back in and everyone was gone except for a black man yelling about 5000 dolla. Then I went through the door with everyone else and walked into an NBA game with LeBron James there and gave him a handshake
>>225850981I got my answer already mate, see someone managed it >>225850987For asking a question about a video?
>>225851015
>>225850227good cheese to eat with sweet things like fruit or chutney
>>225851072>18what exactly is the problem here?
>>225851072Position of power btw16 is legal in the UK btw 6 months for a groomer nonce is wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI1bpe3SMdw
>>225851099You couldn't tell that that video was staged?
Now freak out and say you prefer old washed up hags 100% and be more delusional and you're not a paedophile so you prefer old hags 100% that's why Go on
>>225851094i was on legally prescribed medication that i didn't know i wasn't supposed to drive on, plus i'm an insomniac so i was very sleep deprived. i quit the meds cold turkey before any charges were ever laid against me, the withdrawals were absolute hell. i have endured too much to be judged by the likes of you
Schoolchildren are what white women and girls are to black men, to female schoolteachers
>look up literally any sitcom from the past 40-ish years>all the writers have jewish nameswhy are they like this
In ancient Rome and Greece they would be based and fuck barely legal pussy and ass But somehow Socrates got done with 'corrupting the youth'Thoughts?
>>225851146Life's a laugh when you're minted
>>225851144
>>225851144mousey you are mentally disabled
>>225851161You're mental amounts of cucked and worship black men. You are chopped
Do you think 190 would have loved `Mousey` ??
Bit hot in my jumper and leather jacket today although it claims to be just seven celsius
>>225851107He was probably 17 at the time.
>>225851101Millennial humour
>>225851168why do you flip between posting cuck fantasies and hating black people so suddenly
>>225851172No he would've been insecure about it and or,.like everyone else (namefag), would've hated on me to be like everyone else because you're all insecure friendchasers trying your best to fit in whilst also pulling down any tall poppy
>>225851186I'd call it a wry take in modern internet culture.
"maxxing" is the word of the year. zoomers being given credit for it. was coined by millennials. fucking zoomers claiming everything as their own and retarded boomers enabling it
>>225851188I don`t agree ok ..
sex with sex havers
>>225851188How are you a tall poppyWhat have you achieved
>>225851196>wry*rye
I love cheese, so delicious
>>225851184no, it was dubstep
Australian sissy boy gets hole pounded by English buck
>>225851187Only reason I'm replying to you here is because it might save your life. Don't get it mixed up Not worshipping blacks isn't the same as hating black people. You don't have to worship black people to not be 'racist'You're welcome. Now bye, low functioning autistic mong >>225851206All day every day you all either try to talk to me as much as you can or try to take me down
>>225851214>t.
>>225851178says it was in minnesota and the age of consent is 16 there (only looked it up to confirm, didn't already know it by hear, not a nonce i swear)
>>225851227I weigh 57kg
the missus is going to cop a fannyfull when she gets home from toil
Australian men and their British boys
You aren't special btw and I get attention everywhere I go and also you don't
i’m at work “nigga” ok
>>225851203>was coined by millennialsproof?
>>225851220why did you post this
Mouse is lovely
>>225851245earliest documented example from 2015 but i could swear down i saw it used before that
Just sneezed after glancing at the sun
' mouse ' is a schizophrenic paedophile ok :-/
>>225851245people were talking about xyzmaxing like 11 years ago at least on retarded incel/manosphere forums like 4chan and lookism
whenever i feel the need to say something is "right up my alley" my brain autocorrects it to "right up my arsehole"
Havannah is missing. The 12 year old was last seen in the Lilydale area on 29/10/2026. Police and family have concerns for Havannah's welfare due to her age.
>>225851260i do this too
Think I need to stop even trying to use dating apps like Bumble.They just make me miserable and I'm sick of cunt women making me feel that way.Fucking hate women, seriously.
That post wasn't about what they just said much btw but I just remembered I wanted to tell you guys that I've noticed you can't even have fun kr joke on this website anymore. If you joke lr banter you get them threatening you with prison time, and it's the interlopers fault. That's not what 4chan used to be Again it wasn't about that post and these people all constantly spam about their race fuck fetish and the harassment and bans towards them while they are doing it will continue >>225851255Thank you thank you Replying with thank you because I know that negative gets more attention than positive and I'm a very desired man
reckon no matter what lengths i went to for looksmaxxing i'd still look like a ghoulish virgin
>>225851279Probably eaten by a dingo
>>225851279this picture form 1976?
>>225851287that has been our consensus watching you, yes
>>225851284>these people all constantly spam about their race fuck fetishyou do that
Remember that time all black Americans got farmland and they all started growing watermelons?
Here he isThinking he owns the place
My first thought upon seeing a woman is has she been blacked? Did she enjoy it? Did she just do it once or has she taken miles of pulsating throbbing BBCs?Not a cuck you see, just a good litmus test for a woman's worth
do you believe in g-g-g-ghosts lads?
any news regarding the bankers and their bonuses?
>>225851304no, please explain
Ok preach your truth and flag that post Do the needful
Black bankers and their white bonuses
>>225851122How on earth could I tell? There want even audio. You have some kind of special ability to know when people are acting and when they aren't?
>>225851315No but I do believe in skeletons.
>>225851258how do you know a millennial said that?
law idea: ten lashings at the cat o' nine tails for any speccy tech virgin that sets a 2FA text template that puts the code so far down the text you can't see it in the preview windows
>>225851327there's a skeleton inside you right now, and it's wet.
>>225851319When the black people in America got land for slavery reparations they all started growing watermelon as the "cash crop" and this caused the price to plummet so they all went broke, and that'd where the stereotype comes fromThey should of grown poppies because there was a lot of Chinese immigration and they can't get enough of the opium, the price would've never gone down
>>225851331who else would it be
>>225851331the writing style strongly suggest someone who was at least in their mid 20s at the time
>>225851344yeah? so what time period was this? like just after the yanks' civil war?
>>225851357late 80s
The people calling me a pedophile for the falseflag posts they made are calling me a cuck for retaliatory blackposting from the (constant stream of) IR cuck posts they make because they are cucks and worship black men
>>225851347a boomer
>>2258513621980s or 1880s?i assume 1980s but it would seem weird that the blackies would be getting land grants 120 years after slavery
>>225851377yeah it was a reagan policy
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793234083043885.jpgThis is what they took from you
>>225851385i see. the mention of chinese immigrants confused me further because they were bringing chinamen in during the 19th century to build railroads and that. bit of a chronological clusterfuck that
time to wake up wagies. toilberg tolls for thee. you're gonna miss the tube
for some reason i tend to attract women who are from texas, i've had this happen 3 times
>>225851400reagan was probably best known for his love of watermelon
>>225851402Haha
>>225851428>>225851428
>>225851402i’ll have you know my toilberg is benevolent and actually gives me free money every month
