rhian edition
if /brit/ is such a shithole filled with bastards why do i accidentally end up spending hours here
Cashier at OneStop was dressed as Jesus for Halloween and some mong came in saying "Is this some kind of sick joke? I'm a Christian and this is fucking horrendous"Living in a Rorke part of the country is weird
pumpkin day soon
how was i to know you was plain sick of me
>>225864192because you’re no better
Is katie a basic ass bitch name?
>>225864159This is what the romans saw
How do you even begin to change these types
>>225864192I'm just here so I won't get banned which i have been from several other boards
>shithole filled with bastardspeople exaggerate
>>225864230>saddington
>>225864159can't tell if she's finnish or latinx (black, indigenous, white mix)
>>225864230You can'tThey are literally cattle
>>225864230Change them? We just get them a job, make them usefull
>>225864230fucking howling
>>225864248ai slop
Don't remember school because of trauma in my teenage years and also smoking weed every day for ten years (largely due to said trauma). Is weird seeing my one mate from school and he talks about things and people and I'm just completely blank on it
>>225864260they're unemployable waste
>>225864248LOL it looks like a SPUNKED IN FANNY :-D
a gangblack of owls
>>225864230that was the BEST picture they had oh my days
doing a poo, smelly one
>>225864273i remember all sorts i dosometimes it amazes even melike ill be driving to work and think "cor i remember where i was sat when i was making that weird squeaky noise during a morning class wherein we watched the big TV on its rolling stand circa 2003 when I was approx. 6 years old"sometimes i think im a savant
>>225864310All of you invited in Baloon release
>>225864273oh you've got "trauma" do you. you're "traumatised"?grow up.
>>225864273Fuck, are you really regretting not being able to feel nostalgic. Fuck nostalgia, si lame
>>225864335roar
>>225864273i'm literally petrified in most interactions because i remember all bullying from school because i didnt take drugs . anything just slightly confusing someone says to me and i'll immediately assume they're tyring to trick me or make fun
today I saw a group of blacks that were dressed business casual and they were with a white guy that was dressed like a roadman and the white roadman had a black girlfriend he was holding hands with.
>>225864343Wouldn't wish my woes even upon such a vile worm as yourself
mum actually said i need to "work on my social skills" before i go to univesityi dont even know what she means and she refused to sayshe doesnt have any friends and does nothing but go to work and come home
surfing from big willy syndrome
>>225864360done status: you
>>225864352sounds like something from ziedy's imagination
right think its time for me to make a nice bowl of porridgeread the hobbit consider my mahayana practiceand later retire unto the fortress of dreams
>>225864360FOLC
>>225864360folc
>>225864357oh dear did uncle jimmy stick his willy in your no-no hole
CliveKeithNigelGaryBarryGrahamRodneyWayneall these names are dying out
woke shite
>>225864360kill her
>>225864360>univesityHOWLING
>>225864360>she doesnt have any friends and does nothing but go to work and come homekek this is my mum
mad how we continue to pay more and more and yet receive less and less
>>225864396bin smells lmao
vague porn poster
Ugh
>>225864396fucked and sucked britain
> A motorcyclist who filmed himself riding at speeds of nearly 200mph and trying to goad police into chasing him has been jailed for four years4 years for having a bit of fun meanwhile paedos get suspended sentences what a joke shithole this fucking country is
>>225864386
SHOCK and HORROR as Rorke filmed in 4K for the first time
rorke's galdem
>>225864422what's wrong x
>>225864387>>225864389im 23
>>225864413feel like something's got to give
>>225864444FOLC
>>225864441brunette in the red dress for me
>>225864447you'll do nutting
>>225864396they can fuck off if they think im doing that
>>225864432Going to be very embarrassing when I'm the only one in the work pub quiz team that knows what cwltshc means but I simply must have that point
>>225864447alri drowning pool lad
right need to remind myself to make some porridgeive got these settings on my phone that load up like "pack it in lad" when i try to load up youtube and all that distracting bollocksneed it on my PC else ill just shitpost my bloody life awaymugs game
BLACKED IS RAISING PRICES AGAIN UTTER FUCKING PISS TAKE LADS
>Typical working-age households would see their disposable income fall by £1,050, or 3%, between now and 2029, according to the Resolution Foundation, while the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) said the current decade would be the worst for household income growth on record.this country is fucked
>>225864467dont you mean marilyn monroe
seems like having your dick in a girl's arse and then putting it in her vagina would cause a nasty infection, dunno why some pornstars agree to do it
>>225864441fucking vile
as long as they never come after that autistic labour aristocracy then i'll be right as rain and continue buying bespoke furniture
hellomy binocular vision is fucked up or something because I can't focus my retarded little eyes properlydriving me insane
the image that mended /brit/
>>225864499if I was getting bummed for a living I reckon I'd clean out my arse
>>225864486mumberg was seething about this earlier
>>225864499theyre clean
>>225864499they deep clean their arseholes and starve themselves before shootingbut also yeah
>>225864441i bet they are all really nice, fun and smell lovely. /brit/ is pro woman general.
I used to be able to get my arse blacked raw for a pound and still have change for the bus home. Now I'd be lucky to get a pack of polos leftover from a tenner.
>>225864491pay up wagie
>>225864499they spray an antibacterial foam up their bums that expands like cavity filler
>>225864442Sick for the 5th time in the last two months. One week i'm fine the other one dying. I'm afraid it's rona. Shouldn't have taken the chinese vaccine
>>225864524you'd never get rid of all the fecal particles, one you're in the bum you're in poo's territory and poo isn't going down without a fight
mate earns 90k but he's married with kids and always asks to borrow little bits of money from me even though i earn considerably less. He always gets it back to me in a couple weeks but I worry about how he's managing his money.
just seen that video of bonnie blue getting her pregnant belly pissed on by several men :/
>>225864555gambling
>>225864491not really most people just spend that on holidays so they dont need it anyway
when she sees your 4chan folder
>>225864555wife probably controls the purse strings and hes a drinker gambling shagger
>>225864520don't feel mended
All it gave me is yellow fever greasing up their colonial plans for my poor country
Back in my day getting bummed up the arse was in black and white and you'd stand up and salute the national anthem when it was finished.
>>225864555hope you’re charging him interest
>>225864556Bonnie's no liar
>>225864520
>>225864564glad she's happy about it
>>225864556bio femoids are insane
>>225864159we love her
>the economy is collapsingGood.
mad how my willy is a compete waste of an appendage. there's a girl out there crying out for dick rubbing her fanny and buying vibrators online when she could be shagging me
>>225864606alright shlomo
>>225864441not a shaggable one among the bunch, that's impressive
>>225864441meanwhile leftypol's bitch
>>225864625why do women get surgery to make themselves look so ugly?
>>225864629lad... most women would rather ride on a dildo than touch your rubbish willy
brilliant.BRILLIANT.
>>225864556LINK
>>225864651she would heem you ok x
We all watching the Martin Lewis Money Show Live?
>>225864556rorke: that’s based if they were white
>>225864635they're all angles <3
>>225864625thats a dude right
Mad how idubbz became a leftists cause he got an onlyfansgf
>>225864556i forgive her
>>225864681another victim of the woke mind virus
>>225864651Male repellent
>>225864630it’s the principle of the thing
>>225864610the anti-feminists should love herno one has done more public damage to the my body my choice sexual liberation stuff than she has
hate hearing about degenerate vagina-having MUCK
miss news like this
just watched the newest scream filmn and it was fuckiing shit. easily the worst of the scream films, even worse than scream 3 and i do not say that lightly.
>>225864654why does the dad look like taiki wahtiti alex karp and also tony gardner
a dildo in kurt cobain's dead arse
>>225864716what's the best one? fancy a spooky night tomorrow you see x
>>225864651one thing that is crazy is they hate cheeks and get tthe fat sucked out so they can look like instagram filters but cheek fat makes women look younger and when they start to lose it naturally as they age they're going to end up looking like the crypt keeper
Sir Hila Klein
>>225864709harrowing
>>225864709She gave a shot to being ugly with extra steps, so we value effort
need something to watch while i eatany suggestions
>>225864739scream 1 is the best by far. aged like fine wine. never watched the films until last year so i dont have childhood nostalgia/
>>225864651its an addiction like shopping or gambling. always just chasing the next thing because of the emptiness of their lives
>>225864773meatspin
sup odie
might go about summoning the cenobitesjust a bit bored reallyits never enough
>>225864610leftypol genuinely flummoxed by this
JK is a sket
>*millennial pause* oh yea so fanks for the award
>>225864847why isn't rorke? isn't he socially conservative
>>225864709morrowind character creation
bonnie bluebbbibi
>>225864739scream and scream 2the films aren't scary though but i don't know much about horroronly horror kind of film i really liked was the first Alien I liked Drag Me to Hell but that also was more horror comedy I heard the new resident evil movie is meant to be good
>and I told Macron, if we don't stop Hamas they'll end up in the streets of Paris soon. https://youtu.be/SBSgFpGemoc?si=z8CsA75Vkvo6dqQ-What the fuck is this ancient Pollock asshole talking about?
leftypol demands you pretend this person is mentally healthy
>>225864854>millennial pausenever heard of that. stop making stuff up lad, it's unbecoming and downright slanderous
>>225864854institutions are so out of touch they always end up giving this and oscars out as life time achievements because they missed the appropriate moment
>>225864854so this is the oscars but for deanos is it
Should've called themScreamScreamingScreamed(prequel)
I'm breathing shallow and my tongue is dry Become a shadow as my thoughts slip by Last one in the sun And still the first to see morning light. My blue sky home The miles alone I've fell and flown My blue sky home Nobody is coming Could be my coffin If I burned like a star, would you be my witness? Call me up, I've Got to feel alive Call me up high Set me free to fly My blue sky home
need a frog gf
>>225864900reaction of the lass behind the monitor gets me. looks like she's dying to burst out laughing
Sir Oli Dugmore
>>225864900Why do they always support the far left? Is it because they think that's the ideology that will allow them to rape kids?
sad truth is that there is no autistic girl out there for mecrystal cafe does not existi will never have a clown girl gf with a personality disorder best i can do is buy more oak furniture and bury my woes under a mountain of fine home furnishings
they should have put you in a glass JAHHR on the mantelpiece
>>225864976
peter hitchens' birthday yesterday hope you all remembered
miss the old school camsite vibes don't see "show bob and vagene bb" much these days
>>225864976your oak furniture will have no meaning to them
>>225864976why would you want to go on the /qa/fe
>>225864950
how do people write bios on dating apps without dying of cringe?
>>225864976>>225864514look forward to seeing where this gimmick goes
RussiaImmigrantsTaxesBenefitsWelfareCost-of-livingAusterityBrexitPutinThe RichFarage
OLED monitors are such a shit deal. I may as well just buy a TV
>>225865004OnlyFans made them lazy, they barely have to do anything for the millions of dollars men give them. Men fell for it, and now even their cam model waifus are unavailable lol
>>225865037list of things the average british voter doesnt care aboutlist of things the average british voter does care about THE BOATS
>>225864976i just got out of a relationship with one of thoseit's alright actually yeah
>>225865028
>>225865028remember that screenshot of the girl who wrote an answer to it but didnt take it seriously but also still managed to write something that could have been true so when the guy responded to it she told him fuck off creep. thats a nice summary of dating in the 21st century
the cronem worship some nigga who looks like jeff
https://youtu.be/NUqOodTN3Oo
>>225865055Need my willy in her holes something awful
>>225865024met a girl from there once (she had a boyf though who she get threatening suicide against)she was bloody lovely. very kind host. wish i still had contact so i could thank her.i think bpd girls are god's protective angels for autistic adhd neurotic lads>>225865029i've got a sofa coming with DUCK FEATHERSexcited i amhheheheheeeehooohooo hooo!!!!!
depressed because the girl i like that does porn does porn
More taxes More bureaucracyMore niggers
>>225865092Girls like that are completely bonkers irl
>the world is over because of dating apps10% of couples have met on dating apps25% of people use dating apps for hookups70% of couples have met (according to YouGov) through work, education, family and friends
My neighbours are being jovially loud. Nice to see you.
>>225864966i legit think all the weird sexual stuff being crammed into the left was done on purpose to split the left from the core mission of giving working people a high quality of life. when you see old leftist marches in the 60s in the uk i cant imagine the old patriotic blokes with flat caps were that concerned about transnormative social structures
>>225865029some say it’s the biggest plot twist of film history
>>225865127TO SEE YOU NICE
>>225865028stop trying to impress women and instead tell them what you want from them. Treat it like a job advert
>>225865124most couples meet through dating apps
start doing this
>yes it's me, it's rorke. do i intimidate you?
>>225865124this would be encouraging if the third wasnt smaller than ever and diminishing everyday
>>225865136
>>225865139I want financial domination
>>225865146so it's family, friends, classmates and colleagues who are meeting on dating apps
>>225865139delusional
thoughts about the plane jane revolution?
>>225865128And yet a fair percentage of normies think Marx came to earth to free the fetishists and empty out the prisons. Having actually read Marx, he didn't even like idpol coming from his own lineal heritage and rejected Zionism and anti-racism as being divisive bullshit. Marx seems to be the only Marxist that actually followed Marxism lol
>>225865146yougov said that's false Hinge did a big study that said most of their users are too pussy to actually ask each other out
>>225865162You have girly fingers
>>225865211The matching sneakers really give her off as a zero
>>225865211we love women here
>>225865211carried by her big titsmany such cases
>>225864911>stop making stuff up
>>225865241thanks
what do girls call their pussy feel like pussy is too male coded
>>225865251Need em yanking my pole iykwim
>>225865253flower
>>225865124>70% of couples have met (according to YouGov) through work, education, family and friendsFinished school and uni without a single romantic/sexual experienceNo suitable women at workNo friends since 2014so yeah it's overfuck this gay planet
>>225865249not a lot going on in that headmust be nice
>>225865253kitty
>>225865146just obviously not true
>>225865146ah right so all those surveys are false thanks i am glad we have a doctor of incelology on /brit/
Reading economic forecasts is like watching an old Dad's Army episode....'doomed, we're all doomed', no wonder everyone with any sense is watching funny kitten reels instead
>>225865249are haitch
giri giri aiikenai borderline
>>225865146doubt thats true reckon most people meet through uni/work/extended friend groups
>>225865249>born in 1993he looks like he's about 45. deary me
>>225865253dont have one. not allowed to talk about it because of patriarchy which rorke will deny
/v/ told me there was little to no difference between these images
got rejected by a girl in school when i was 14 and that crippled mehave asked 3 girls out on bumble in the past 12 months and have been ghosted ever timehate women, utter cunts
sorry for going afk my ricecooker boiled over and tripped the electrics
>>225865314top is gta online tbf
>>225865314there isnt
>>225865316sometimes its easier to just ignore someone than to explain you don't want to meet them bcos you're u g l y
>>225865280>>225865308wrong
>>225865314both 30 fps
£450 million for Wales£10 billion for Ukraine Cheers andy
>>225865313still letting men control your behaviour? i think you lot just prefer to be oppressed
having a gerschtaffelwaffel, a traditional evening snack among my people
>>225865344would they have matched with me if I were ugly?surely there's at least some attraction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycm6FOhLFPI
>hate womenthe only people I believe truly hate women are divorced men everyone else is larping but I've seen true hatred from them blokes
mad how i was feeling really gloomy yesterday, really chill and great today, but now im feeling really agitated and aggressively suicidal, although i also feel kinda chill and excited and optimistic probably autism i dunnokinda given up on the whole healthcare thingno i don't want to go on a men's mental health walkno i don't want to have a blood test and then get ghosted
>>225865378desperately needs bwc
>>225865249luv r 'arry
>>225865378plenty of smelly twenty something incels really hate women
>>225865363no they stopped that but this is about etymology of language we're talking about. they cant just go back and insert a suitable word for a fanny somewhere in history so they can use it today
can't bring myself to buy any gaming stuff anymore because i know it'll just be obsolete really quickly. that's the reason i didn't get a ps5 when they first came out because i thought, what's the point? they're just going to put out an incremental upgrade in like 2 years and then i'll have to buy it again. i wish those tech jews would stop pulling this shit
women so funny ahhaha, just look at 'em
>>225865369when i go to the zoo i still spend 5 minutes with the ugly animals
women are quite hatable tbf
>>225865393>bwcMythDoesn’t exist
>>225865369Yes there was some attraction. It's at that point you are meant to get together with your friends and buddies and their partners and get coached on how to proceed. Make no mistake if you aren't a chadgod you will need that help otherwise get off bumble and go try to find some autistic anime girl into weird porn on reddit
>>225865357wales shouldn't get anything they should be contributing
>>225865426well i've seen them
>>225865378People get meaner as they get older and so do women.
>>225865414ps5 is like half a days wages for the average americanstop complaining
>>225865429>It's at that point you are meant to get together with your friends and buddies and their partners and get coached on how to proceedlollmao even
patrick stewart just died F
rest in power
>>225865450>>225865454
>>225865454beam me up scotty
screaming at the thought of rorke ringing his one friend (lad he went to primary school with) asking if he's free to come give him some dating advice
>>225865450raped to death by pakis
>>225865454>lying>wait lemme go /tv/ and check if there's a sticky>stickyah fuckF
>>225865415fucking vile
>>225865454noooooooooooooooo
>>225865454>it's fucking real
william shatner is still alive
Asylum costs - £4.36bn per year. Cost of Brexit £100-120bn per year.
RIP Patrick Stewarthis first tv role was on Coronation Street
>>225865450>>225865454Literally turned the TV over 5 minutes before seeing this and TNG is on. I feel partly responsible.
>>225865490canadian
>>225865454Fsleep tight captain
>>225865429>go try to find some autistic anime girl into weird porn on redditthese girls don't exist otherwise what am i doing buying oak furniture for my mortgaged flat and shitposting on /brit/ after work when i could be courting austitic female freaks on reddit and bringing some colour into my gray
>>225865454literally who
>>225865445grass is always greener eh lad? you want higher wages, i want to not be shot to death, or break my toe and be saddled with $6 gorillion in medical debt as a result
james corden won
miami would be mega peng to live in if it were majority white.
https://patrickstewartsong.ytmnd.com/from star trek to capeshit was a huge downgrade but he was picard first and that's what matters
>>225865531it was supposed to be a documentary
not liking all these emotions im thinkingwouldn't have happened if i'd followed the schedulewhat's the bloody point in these emotionsneed someone to tell me to get therapy so i can tell them to fuck offso the patterns work in my head
crazy how the economy is going to get effected by people taking a day off for the release of gta 6 really hope the game flops and everyone gets really pissed off about it. maybe then games in general might not suck anymore
>>225865563It was majority white prior to Jimmy Carter bringing over the small boaters
professor x is killsad day
Star Trek is Boomer/Gen X slop
>>225865563i remember having my mind blown when i found out that there were entire major cities, mostly in the south, that were like 80% black people. it shattered my poor little cascadian mind, how on earth is atlanta not a smoking pile of rubble by now?
>>225865615I've never seen it. The only zoomers that watch star trek are trannies.
getting a bit pissed off that some of my problems could be addressed by facing my fears and putting in a bit of effortalready put in enough effort coping with not putting in the effort
>>225865592in america that won't affect anythingover here the economy is literally collapsing
>>225865629because white people did that detroit on purpose
>this actor that didnt even know i existed has passed away... im so sad...never understood this ngl
86. He was a fuckin' kid.
>>225865629
Imagine how gay you have to be to whinge about latinas
Ate my dinner watching meatspin, was quite entertaining and I thought the sound track really added to it. The counter also was a nice touch.
bbc news still not reporting it
>>225865454drops his shit budget then goes
>>225865454Lost a great Yorkshireman today sad day
>>225865656/pol/ humour thread
>>225865680too busy having a melty over the economy
not gonna lie i just need one senior colleague to pat me on the back and say "good work lad" and i'd probably cryfucks sake
watching latina porn and playing around with my uncircumcised aryan willy
the RLM boys will be devastated
BBC Verify is on the Patrick Stewart case
>>225865454Vax status??
>>225865651Detroit was considered a marvel of mid 20th century splendor. It became Africa tier after the whites left.
>>225865680fuck off vagueposter
>>225865750scroll up retard
>>225865666hate when people say this its not like you'd actually be shagging them is it
BBC Verify concluding that there are not enough wogs in the country
>>225865738WASPs were terrified of the Northern cities becoming majority Catholic so they shipped blacks northJust typical low IQ protestantism
https://youtu.be/g3sJB2tcoJY?si=GJHVbw_ngULCHCXB
>>225865760love when they #FactChecked rfk jr for saying saying processed foods are unhealthy
>>225865762Nobody 'shipped blacks' anywhere besides the jewish slave traders that brought them here. Where are you getting this from?
so what the fuck
right then
charity do
scream
janny is a star wars cuck
never forget a penniless slave just did that
that's him done
>>225860341>>225860341
he's here
janny furious it wasn't a roy edish
janny said no
Good night, sweet prince
wandering around on your own looking at women who would never talk to you is enough to make you pro-immigration does it
janny is making the new
the wodem getting clarty yh? praise thor
janny pissing on Sir Patrick's grave
>>225865939>>225865939>>225865939
me after seeing the new nathan fielder film
