RIP Sir Patrick Stewart edish
for Halloween I will go as Star Trek
Just spaffed on the gf's feet and now I'm going to watch Star Trek x
>>225868838Never cared about this commie garbage for manchildren
>>225868927Why are Poles so soulless?
>>225868927it's a hope for a better world innit
>>225868938https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857
he's dead jim
>>225868934Star Wars mogs and I don't care about it either>>225868938A world with interracial spaceship crews is decidedly not a better world
>>225868838old news
Spock was HALF vulcan HALF human
>>225868838Thought he was gonna live forever
had a jump scare at the mall
Mouse & Diego tomorrow so, something to look forward to. Off you all pop to bed
Lock the FUCK in.
second pack of haribo down the gullet
which /brit/ gimmick is the worst?
>>225870333my life is like this but i don't have a mole friend
>>225870338sacked tranny by far
Get the zesty cronem posted
>>225870338racism, misogyny etc
been invited to a house partyprobably been 10 years since ive been to a house partywhats the protocol nowadays - bring your own booze? woke or not woke? sex or not?
>>225870043I have drank almost every night since 2015 and I'm 34. Some nights it's just 2 beers, most nights a bottle of wine and the odd night i go out and have about 9 pints. I am not doing that well health wise after 30 I found that my liver actually can't process alcohol as well as it used to. I have this breathalyser I got from lidl and sometimes I wake up after my bottle of wine drank 12 hours+ ago and I'm literally still over the limit despite the fact that mathematically my liver should have processed it all by then. Still wouldn't dream of quitting
Fuck a MBE I was knighted on the street
>>225870354>sex or not?Female, preferably
DOCTOR JONESDOCTOR JONESWAKE UP NOW
>>225870358dumbarse
>it's 4:55 pm
Imagine having gout in 2026 because you drink too much wine and eat too much cheese
>>225870382no
>>225870382okay i've imagined it. what now?
>>225870382knew a guy in hs who had gout. he was in his 30s and a fat bastard though. dont think he could afford wine or cheese. except maybe boxed wine
>>225870368im neither
>>225870394Jump out the window
>>225870340yeap, genesis but that name it sound like a prequel of sorts
>>225870340>>225870363fucked it
>>225870397Back of the queue
>>225870382know of a bloke with gout who runs a tourist attractionlocal taxi drivers know him as cocaine kenny
From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes.Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work.First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.
>0 books read>0 films watched>1 television programme watched>0 games played>0 exercise>1720 hours workedMy 2026 so far, wrapped up into a neat little bundle of statistics.
>>225870372
>>225870395so it wasnt in high school then . idiot
>>225870422i was in hs he was in his 30sdont be daft
>>225870417burnhamwave
>>225870418damn, ngga u need to expand your palate more
>>225870418what's the tv
>>2258704180 sex LMAO the utter state of you, you're basically a cuckoldOh, me? I have sex for TWO HOURS every single day. With a new female each day. Yup, you read that right. Basically, I'm more important than you
>>225870439What should I do?
hate myself and my life
>>225870151i would cum on it ok !!
sir bo burnham
>>225870417The average cock size among refugees is 9 inches long
>>225870437okay but that does tell you anything about how you knew him. just say you were a teen and you hung with a 30 year old where???? the high school part is irrelevant. learn to tell a story idiot
>>225870405>>22587040640% of your population will be foreign and 70% of all births will be from foreigners by 2030. Wake up. Have sex. Get a clue.
>>225870452read some fantasy books at least
>>225870449I watched The Sopranos>>225870468I'll give these a read
nth for the gyaldem
>>225870382know of a bloke called gout gout who runs
>>225870461
>>225870464eat up chuds
>>225870417Ok /brit/, how do we make money off this?
>>225870490maybe we could wank them off
>>225870477hes AI
>>225870463eat a dick nigga
is this what the average /brit/ looks like?
>>225870405Can't say much without spoiling but I'm certain it's not even related to the Chronicles series and is the genesis of a new subseries>>225870463You're foreign now pal
nearly bedtime
Heard they just banned all the porn
>>225870462how i knew him is irrelephant the point is i knew a guy with that issue
anal sex is always gay, even when it's with a woman, ESPECIALLY when it's with a woman
>>225870514not anymore those men are like gold dust
>>225870454chin up lad x
sir pat stew has passed on
absorb, absorbed, absorber, absorption <--- explain this
read the room
>>225870562Subsumption <--- explain this
well fuck this gay country anyway the sooner it falls apart the better every young person is a postironic cuckold who believes they should be punished for colonialism anyway and the old people milked the fuck out of the country for everything it was worth and still complain about how shit it is
>>225870543brittania has fallen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793283705670175.webm
>>225870573this does not apply to aspirational career climbers
gyaldemfreak wanks to this
sup ghostie
Diagnosed with ADHD, OCD, Dysthymia and GADGenuinely what the fuck was godberg thinking doing this to my brain?
> A man has been sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for a series of sexual crimes against a child in Edinburgh and the Trossachs.
gad 4 pints at the public hosue
>>225870587rip von
gay arse disorder
really just want a girl who has a high-paying job so i can stay home and be a housewife
Qt is fucking ugly and KDE is unstable buggy dogshit convoluted garbage that krashes all the time.
bradley walsh
>>225870604catberg
>>225870622not my problem
>>225870573get a clue, rorke
>>225870634
boobs ok
>>225870664ok
>>225870656
Screaming Bradley Syndrome
>cute>short>mini>small
>>225870671
i will do ' no fap november ' ok
the berg's be bergning
the 4.9 inch nobber has never gotten any complaints
terrariatoil on the cards
https://www.tiktok.com/@futbolzone9/video/7681418721604275488
>>225870713Well yeah because you’re a virgin
Unfortunate choice of TNG episode on Sky tonight
>>225870622Works on my machine
>>225870686what is the actual purpose of posting all of these
Just realised it's midnight
>>225870724you'd think so wouldn't you but untrue
why does everyone in /brit/ hate yanks? what did we ever do to you "nigga"s?
>>225870738bizarre and potentially dangerous lie
>>225870744envy
>>225870599>blud's mindspace is occupied by another man's hypothetical goon
Come and smileDon't be shyTouch my bumThis is lifeOohCheeky, cheeky
>>225870762envy of what? this country is shit. wish i'd been born in australia or at least canada
I go to Hong Kong. Far from Dent's jurisdiction.
>>225870740so you shagged uggos with disabled fannies
just went for a fart and its come out as poo so thats my bedsheets ruined then
>>225870744you’re fat gay niggers
>>225870770you post your favourite onlyfans whores literally every day do you expect people to not notice itfreak
rip kristen stewart. patrick stewart;s daughter
>>225870782leave then, hermenez
im in the maritimes and im closer in time to the uk than i am british columbia
>>225870751i enjoy this microgimmique
aff tae bed
>>225870731.
>>225870808didnt she go lez after fucking that married director
>>225870786the fanois was fully functional
>>225870811i would but i'd have to renounce my citizenship because otherwise the IRS will still make me pay them taxes even if i don't even live in america anymore. we're the only country that does this, literally a north korea-tier scheme to prevent us from escaping
gn x
when did you stop observing dst? thought it would be half midnight by now
so das rorke
jewish girls are actually fit
>>225870820what does that meanthat isn't a reasoncan you please just give a clear answer without hiding behind slang or memes for once
omds
>>225870857was hardly a main character in ds9
>jewish girls are actually fit
>>225870837what's the problem? you don't need a citizenship for this country if you wish to not live here anymore
>>225870855those are 90’s russians/ukranians who are barely accepted as jews
>>225870819night mate
Can you guys remind me I need to lock in tomorrow thx
>>225870869
>>225870873right is fit as
this country is completely fucked and there are too many wogs and retarded zoomers to ever get restore in power
>>225870897she looks like anne frank
>>225870891
>>225870875it actually costs a lot of money to renounce citizenship for some reason. also, i might want to come back someday, i don't know
facesitting porn illegalgay porn very much legal
>>225870900yeah?
everyone on twitter is laughing at us for the porn ban and saying horrible things and it is fuelling my anglo isolationism complex
i had 7 pints and my thurssy wet
>>225870911how much does it cost?
i'll sit on your face
>>225870908so what?
Halloween approachesA green glow around the cornerThey are out tonight
>>225870912what about gay facesitting
>>225870923nobody normal is using twitter in 2026
>>225870804Didn't expect mans to ponder over anuva man's goon in the nighttime. Surely that's time for the the hub or whatever
>>225870928about tree fiddy
>>225870937hmmm
>>225870935nonce
Reading The Guardian so I can get all woke and annoy you lot
Taskmaster has been so horrific this season it's genuinely astounding.
>>225870941where are the normal people
watching the squirt porn again. wonder how much of this is real squirting or they're just pissing themselves to simulate squirting
>>225870923makes me a little angry how yanks and other countries are laughing at us for something that we have no control over and nobody wants and namecalling over it but if you bring up the policies of trump or their stupid leaders theyre like um not every american its not me i didnt vote for this why are you including me in this!! honestly hate everyone outside of this island and many on it too
>>225870932you'll do nothing
>>225870856Lurk more unc :skull:
oh my fucking DAYS my life is so shit
>>225870937legal
i’ll do everything
>>225870970saw some 1996 zoomer in the last thread claiming to be a millennial. stolen valour
>>225870891Lock in and get yo bag cuh
>>225870942>Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the gyaldem’.>2233 results found.
>>225870955it was never good, something always felt lacking from that show
>>225870855It not right
>>225870984xe only posts that once per thread too...
>>225870943think of it like an investment. the taxes you pay cost more than the cost of the renouncement. on top of that, you don't have to live somewhere that you dislike anymore
>>225870873anglo girls MOG
>>225870976my life is shit but ok ok
>>225870978yay
>>225871005goth pub for goths and emos
>>225870984this isn't r9k
business idea: show about a lad so inbred that he breathes through his arsehole, shits/farts out of his mouth and nostrils, and, oddly enough, talks using his mouth
>>225870984>>225870999>Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" fart|gas|shit|poo|smell|sniff|stink|ass|bum|underwear|thong’. Returning only first 5000 of 8561 results found.
posted it again award
>>225871026Wonder what the first post was
>>225870980Zillenials are the 2nd gen immigrants of the culcha, lost souls
A wicked generation
>>225871026emma yank like a true fucking king
>>225871044we could have let covid kill them all but noooooo
>>225870995I'd like to touch her tummy
>>225870650give us some ram nigga
>>225871034O_O
>John West Sardines in Olive Oil23g protein>Sirloin Steak31g protein>Handful of Almonds5g protein59g of protein totalRecommended amount for my weight and activity level: 130g/dayis you dizzy bludthat's genuinely impossiblehow often does a man have sardines and steak in one day anywaygood god man
how do i know what porn im allowed to wank to come november? they should publish a list or something
>>225871057ive posted that webm many times, check the archieve and post the screenshot
>>225871040>>118998569 almost 4 posts a day every single day
>>225871065probably best to play it safe and go out and get a gf lad
>>225871065just use an vpn, when i wank i turn into an irish man
We do not allow cell phones here.
>>225871065just stay away from anything family related and anything choking related
Mental how Chris Spargo is a pseudonym because he got caught with CSAM in 2017
>>225871067confusing reply
>>2258710701 (you) and he decided to turn it into a lifelong gimmick
>>225870984Gyaldem posters living rent free in your head
>>225871026if you included all of gyaldemfreaks gimmicks he would mog emmayanks post count. and he's only been doing it a few years too, lad is deranged
oh isn't your life so great with all your wee friends and all the wee events you go to and all your wee experiences im sure its fulfilling you and your wee friends and your music festivals and your friend groups and your wee life milestones and all your wee personalities and your wee places in life oh im sure its great x
when will they be making cuckolding related content illegal
>>225871060swap the almonds for a meal
does anyone remember that female doctor who made an onlyfans?
>mumberg helped out this woman with dementia 8 years ago>bumped into her son on the street earlier>she's still aliveFUCK meimagine a whole decade of your life where you're basically just a zombiewhat the fuck's the point
>>225871105
>>225871078what if i have a fetish for some of it because i like the taboo
I go to Waitrose, far from Rorke's jurisdiction.
>>2258711192 years in prison
>>225871083Would you characterise your bellend as more purple or reddish (a chronic symptom of over-masturbation)
>>225871119convert to islam they allow it
Dr. House wouldn't have gotten vaxxed. Cuddy would be exasperated and try to make him do it but he would refuse to give in.Dr. Chase would also refuse the vaxx just because he follows House's example on everything.
i know a guy who wanks exclusively to blowjob compilations, something not right with that fella
>>225871083didn't ebin put a rusty spoon up your arse which is why you sound exactly like salad fingers
Genuine question: what are we all saving for?Every time I go on Reddit, people are talking about maxing out pensions, investing every spare penny, building wealth and retiring early.I get it, being financially secure is important. But if all your bills are paid and you’re comfortable, why not spend more of your money enjoying life while you’re young?I’d rather go on holidays, experience things and make memories in my 20s and 30s than sacrifice everything to have a massive investment portfolio at 60.Realistically, unless you earn a fortune, build a successful business or get lucky, are you ever going to become truly financially free just by saving a few hundred quid a month?I’m not saying blow all your money or ignore emergencies. But at what point does being financially responsible turn into obsessing over money?Would you rather have £1 million at 60, or have enjoyed your life more along the way?Am I naive, or does anyone else feel the same?
>>225871145do you endorse any of these chians?specifically the ones in the shithole areas
>>225871110??
>>225871145i don't know what any of my mates wank to
>>225871151Me? I'm saving for communism
canelo vs mbili who you got lads
lost all my shitcoins in the binance hack, thats 500k down the drain
>>225871157why are you asking me? sorry i'd like to help but i'm indifferent to all of them
