best thing about halloween is i can go out as myself and people are like great costume lmao
Hull
can't slip the ship
even helperlad has mates
>>225882493you posted this last year boring bastard
Toil over for another week
>>225882493haha YES
>>225882516Got a bastard call at 3
>>225882514screaming did ii can imagine doing that
>>225882516it lush
>>225882493>i can go outdoubt it!
>>225882478>gaylord links the old because he thinks its funny>give him a lethal dose of morphine
>>225882503that’s me on the bench with the pigtails showing my goth transgirlfriend how many you’s i got last thread, you’re going to pay for doxxing me like this
Helperlad can't help but get right under all the incels' skin, making them seetheCarry on Chairman
>>225882544>my goth transgirlfriendlucky...
>>225882516big can that
I'm too busy hanging with the brit team to have mates
>>225882310My dad was a spoiled only child who never worked for anything in his life, had a do-nothing job at his father's business, and spent all his free time writing essays about the virtues of communism and/or anarchism on his blog. When I was 7 he had a mental breakdown and abandoned his family to become an anarchist biker. I've seen him a few times after that, but he felt deeply insulted when my older sister sent him an invitation to her wedding instead of giving it to him in person, and he broke off all contact with the family over that.I do have a great and loving relationship with my mum and my paternal grandparents (who are deeply ashamed of their reprobate son).
I'm still in bed and I'm still farting in it
get all my tech news these days from /g/
Mark anally gaping Helen's loose shithole over an inch wide with his short and fat chode cock while she moans in pleasure because she's an anal whore who loves it up the stink and it lush
>>225882588any good news?
waxing my arsehole poetically
strange and weird thing to post
Binance hacked. $6.3 Billion stolen. It took 20 minutes. North Korean hacking group TraderTraitor is thought to be behind it. Binance is down nobody can log in. Binance founder upset with Elon Musk for trolling him about crypto theft.
>>225882572screaming absolute state of your dadmore info on what he got up to and saidwhat a lunatic lolclassic "commie" tho abandoning those who need help under his roof like his fucking infants and off to go meme about with other "revolutionaries" doing nothing
>>225882589
>>225882572what’s an anarchist biker?
>>225882608boohoo nigga!
my dad knows how fucked up my upbringing was and occasionally calls me while drunk and weepy to aplogise for it
>>225882599never
>>225882608k thanx 4 the update
>>225882618fuck that is grim is that better or worse than if he didnt contact you at all lol
>>225882608will they beg trump for a bailout
>>225882572My Dad has had two breakdowns on the drink the last few years where he had a personality change and become a right villain, done some sick stuff and ended up in prison both times. Havent spoke to him in two years. We were tight before that
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793369113430820.webm
>>225882516One canONE FUCKING CAN??
>>225882629im guessing you haven’t checked the news today xister… its ok flights to guatemala are cheap atm
BINANCEXDDD
>>225882608I can log in just fine
my dads normal and he drives an aston martin
fuck me didn't realise every other brit poster didn't have a father but kinda makes sense...and makes it even more embarassing i'm here with a loving family lol>>225882647details
>>225882665my dad's bruce lee, drives me round in his JCB
all my money is gonenot because I had any of it invested but because I already had no money
>>225882641well it’s nice to know he recognises how shit it was, i was an only child so i don’t have anyone else to talk to about it besides we keep in regular contact since my mum died
>>225882673Don't wanna dox myself or him
>>225882648Waiting for a mate
>>225882656one can... at the moment
>>225882665i've drive a jaguarit's got leather seats
>>225882678all my money is gone because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
Crypto and BTC is probably the thing I bemoan the most as a missed opportunity. I knew about it in 2014 and I had inherited £150k from an elderly relative, which I used to buy a flat which is now worth less in real terms than what I paid for it. Even if I'd just stuck £10k in at that point I'd be a millionaire right now and a multi millionaire if I sold at the high a short while ago.
>>225882703Has it got a cd player?
>>225882614drives a car
>>225882698me in the middle (medium imbecile)
>>225882665My dad bought himself an Aston when he 'made it' (surprisingly not that expensive second hand) and it was a total pain in the arse. Gave it up and got himself a 911 instead.
>>225882712i don't wanna talk about it any more
>>225882706> I knew about it in 2014 and I had inherited £150k from an elderly relative, which I used to buy a flat which is now worth less in real terms than what I paid for ithow is that even possible
OK ladsWho wants to shit into my fuck?
>>225882706you'd have sold it for like 100k at most, don't kid yourself
>>225882516>zingy
putting my money into the only real stable currency, runescape gp
the cronem have been kicked out the gherkin by the anarchist bikers
>>225882723Don't worry lad. I think we're gonna make it.
im gona lick your arse tonight
>>225882608What would north korea spend 6.3 billion on
London's Rivers Are So Polluted Tomatoes Are Growing From The Sewage
>>225882760
>>225882735Inflation + housing market for flats is fucked
>>225882761chinese weapons most likely
Squeak Squeak ..Let me suck your big breast`s !!
had a dream that there was a woman on TV whose mere presence caused everyone to start masturbating
>>225882792you don't want Tilde any more?
>>225882792ktim
>>225882801Reminds me of A Serbian Film after he's been drugged with the sex juice thing and cannot help himself from tugging it when he sees a teenage girl in a revealing dress
>>225882801Kinda like the little girl in the vhs tape
>>225882771i just bought mine for 140k, what do you think the odds are on making a profit don’t care either way would rather lose 50k on it than pay that to a landleech
>>225882685sorry to hear that lad
RIP in peaceIt's not even a good bargain shop like Home Bargains anymore, which would actually get cheap stuff in instead of specially made £1 packs of a single Duracell Battery
sucking off a rather large cup of TEA
>>225882844end of an era
>>225882792screwaming this is actually me>>225882833and this is why some people will always be poorunderstanding of economics = 0
>>225882856Traditional English Ale?
holy fuck tech is rekt
>>225882870>understanding of economics = 0hs
Time for an early bedtime
need a sectioned gf
>>225882890and how does this effect chippy tea with dogberg?
>>225882904me I'm getting my second wind via a caffeine injection
>>225882893>it's better to hold a deprecating asset with high upkeep costs than to pay rentjust 0 iq perspective
>>225882921can't you read? -4.68%
>>225882890anthropic will save us
>>225882904if it wasn't for the gay sex party later i'd be right with you
second poo of the day and it is a stinker
need foids thoroughly rotated
>>225882478>Harold Frederick Shipman (14 January 1946 – 13 January 2004) was an English doctor in general practice and serial killer. He is considered to be one of the most prolific serial killers in modern history, with an estimated 250 victims over roughly 30 years.I mean this guy was a real jerk!
>>225882949>>it's better to hold a deprecating asset with high upkeep costs than to pay rentyesat least i can sell it one day and get at least 100k, better than giving it to some scum sucking parasite and seeing no return at all
>>225882998Low numbers desu
you fwocka
>>225883003bruh you're doubling down on your retardation
>>225883026concession accepted
might buy cheap intel stocks
Birds poo
Known as "Mother Rasputin"; abbess believed to have murdered wealthy women and children who came into her abbey. The true number of her victims is a matter of debate, but she was found guilty of 177 murders—150 through negligence (fraudulently claiming to offer free tuberculosis treatment when the 'treatment' only consisted of abiding in her high altitude convent) and 27 through starvation.
>>225882758you'll do nothing
buy the dip and hodl bros! to the moon!
>>225882933Why tf is that 'person' doing that
>>225882735Grenfell cladding shit. My mum bought a flat few years before it and it's got the same shit cladding and nobody in there can sell it and they also have to pay insane rates
>>225883040most literate retard
>>225883069concession double accepted
You were wondering how old that Brittney vid is it’s like from way back some of them were on VHS tape17:34She had some really good long bowl cam vids poops over and over you could literally put the tape on and jerk off for over an hour17:36
>>225883069the most / least patter is getting quite stale now deegs
ushers selling snacks during a film in the cinema. you don't see that much anymore
>>225883087most literate retard>>225883093what else is there to say to someone that low iq?
>>225883072Yeah I'll just be DNR thanks
>>225882919Would lose my livelihood and fuck up my entire life to go on a bender with these two. No questions asked, drain the savings account and spend it all on drugs immediately
>>225883109>what else is there to say to someone that low iq?what would jesus say x
>Knife-wielding migrant successfully climbs on small boat crossing Channel as he begins journey to Britain just seconds after shouting: 'I will kill you'a mad one
>>225883107used to be able to get a pot of ice cream during the intermission when i was a kidthey don't do intermissions anymore or ice cream potsbanned
>>225883107Films aren't five hours long anymore you can hold off stuffing your fat fucking face for two hours
>>225883109i don’t have the time to do this all afternoon so ill let you pretend you won this pointless argument which clearly means a lot in your pathetic life
>>225883135grow up
>>225883129Because of woke obviously
>>225883122idk hard to say jesus didn't have to deal with morons who didn't understand basic economics while prsenting themselves as a normal person>>225883137project on
right just browsed twitter for a while seems to be filled with femdom accounts and weirdly it had a lot of content about stargazing that I'm into odd place. not sure why it has such niche topics so widespread.
stafford
Need to do the thing with the batteries
>>225883153anti-gentrification mongs will campaign to keep shit holes like this open
>>225883131did films really used to be 5 hours?
>Intel down 25%>Nvidia down 3%From those two companies alone that is $300 billion wiped out of the American economy just today
Gonna eat some bread and sort myself out.
>>225883180mad. don't care
>>225883144>idk hard to say jesus didn't have to deal with morons who didn't understand basic economics while prsenting themselves as a normal personi doubt he'd insult them over not understanding economics
>>225883193idk he was happy to cuss out evil doers especilaly after he explained it
Think people that watch podcasts need to get removed from the gene pool.
>>225883180it`s ok about it ok
>>225883180When are we going to get a big old stock market melty like in 2008 im fucking sick of waiting just let it crash
>>225883172But where will all the chavs and pakis go?
>>225883180its time to drop US indexes and buy UK
>>225883199being less intelligent isnt evil
Doesn't the Bible say money is the root of all evil Meanwhile Diego wants to shag money......
>>225883193>it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heavendeegsy cope below
>>225883199think there's a big jump between not getting economics and being evil mate
>>225883180ok
>>225883210screamingyeah, instead of losing out on 13% growth for 6%, take the ukpill and get 2.2%
all these mongs crying about a stock market correction which is entirely normal and happens regularly.
>>225883227ok
>>225883189looking for who asked>>225883206coincidentally just before the american midterm election the governments of europe and america warned about stocking upprobs a big cyber attack on the election
>>225883217doesnt say that bro>>225883214no it isn't but when you reject goodness and truth that is evil >>225883219exegeted this passage here like a dozen times alone>>225883223see above
>>225883199>cuss outFOY
>>225883180the american economy is fake anyway
>>225883241not as fake as your mums tits
>>225883235A lot of companies are going back to paper and physical records because of cyber-attacks
>>225883237the bible contains exaggerations? i thought it was infallible?
the sex arse economy
>>225883263good post he will fall for this because he's low iq
ive never seen a muslim do well in a debate.
>>225883180this is /brit/ not /usa/
>>225883263wutthe bible contains poetic passagesitentional shock passagesparables/hypotheticalsidk if that's called exaggerations but sure if oyu likewhy does having exaggerations for rhetoric impact mean it isn't true lol
>>225883274debates are for mongs
>>225883271>>225883285screaming
>>225883260and american bases are building minature nucleur reactors too
>>225883296?
>>225883291dont think so
>>225883301how are you so stupid to not recognise the bait
had a wank to some chinese escorts last night
might get myself an 'eated 'lanket
might have a wonk (algorithm friendly term for wank)
>>225883282he typed on a computer
>>225883320i dont care about the morons i care that maybe someone who had questions about the bible grows in knowledge
just checked on /biz/ and all i saw was melodramatic third worlders posting the same screaming pink wojak and frog cartoons but not really explaining why they're mad
>>225883326She probably didn't buy that, got it for free and is only pretending to like it. Women are very dishonest when it comes to marketing
still on hold
>>225883344>>62832211screamed
>in 2020thanks boris
>>225883350meds now
gwon denshos'ur minge
>>225883374I'm not that type of girl (av got a willy)
>>225883350she looks cute and cosy though
not wanked in 4 daysabout to eat 3 eggs2 minutes i'll have a shavemight watch 1 episode of john adams later wearing my excellent wool sweater
>>225883398thanks for the update and bizarre image
>>225841548
>>225883326will be useless when the power is cut next week
>>225883364Britain is ruled by a coalition of malevolent jewish capitalists, parasite landlords, control freak spooks, jewish bankers, Etonian/Oxbridge faggots and luddite harridan foids.A truly vicious coalition of Subhumans.
>>225883414
>>225883432gp
>>225883408She's too fucking fat there
i'm literally patrick bateman
My credit score is 847/999. Whats the point of having credit cards to begin with if you have to pay it back
>>225882509
>>225883408Hate posts like this. I wish I lived an interesting life. Unfortunately I'm a natural born coward.
>>225883432except andy of course. he's a proper bloke
>>225883491
>>225883490Decent recovery tbf
>>225883491expand on this what is it you wanted to do and why didnt u do it i'm not talking about ridiculous things but about "interesting" things
Does the Bible expressly state which parts are metaphorical? Because if it doesn't then it's safe to say it's all a metaphor (i.e. it's all complete bollocks)
For fuck sake man
>>225883528how does the second follow from the firstso if a history book says "the amada was a leviathan suffocating europe" this is now "complete bollocks" is it?
god is a black man
>>225883528no, its rather obvious when Peter is called a rock Jesus Christ is not referring to him as a type of stone.
>>225883528A common feature in autism is the inability to understand allegories and metaphors. I'm sorry there isn't a tutorial but the closest thing you can get to it is reference works in the Catechism of the Catholic Church
>>225883555football is gay
>>225883527I wish I had girlfriends and partied like the girl in that image. In addition to this, I lack the creativity to embellish a story from my life to make me sound better and I lack the social competence to know when embellishing a story would be appropriate.
Think anyone that thinks Ben Shapiro is clever or interesting and that debating people gets you anywhere needs to be taken out the back and shot. Genuinely the worst type of loser.
The UK beyond major metropolitan areas (London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Cardiff) is literally on par with eastern europe in terms of development.
>>225883626>had girlfriendsthat's just normal life behaviour tho that's not interestingwe just failed to do the bare minimum romanticallyhaving a gf isn't interestingif anything never having a gf is interesting relative to everyone else
>>225883491honestly there's nothing much exciting about cunts who do "exciting" things
gucci gang
Leading Christians say Noah's Ark literally happened despite being impossible
Kek
>>225883491none of that is interesting though
SCR at Diego hiding behind Papism
>>225883669how is it impossible
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793158459351218.mp4sackedtranny unmasked
might start gymcelling againi think being ripped would improve my chances of finding a girl who wants to shag my arse
>>225883672they just can't help themselves
>>225883680hs
>>225883581>Catholic Church If I wanted to hear from some virgin Yank I'd go into /cum/ cheers
how come when I get asked for ID it’s always by a woman, the men never ask me. What’s the reason there has to be one
>>225883680All Christians must be members of the Church, and the Church has an authority that started with Peter. Protestants unironically protest the church of Christ
>>225883651>>225883652>>225883678I suppose you're right. There's just something about these sort of artist Lana Del Rey-type bohemian laissez-faire characters that make me jealous. Probably because I'm an uptight nervous freak and they make everything look so effortless.
>>225883720so they can report you to the nonce party as one of their own
>>225883716Why do you type like a weird aging facebook woman when you get into these arguments?
>>225883731most of them are just as neurotic if not more than youjust a different brand of nutter
>>225883720the women want to know your address so they can rape you later
Raping my own arse
>>225883731i still dont really understandif you want to go take drugs u can do that now it's not hard to find anyif u want to go to a sex party or hooker again not hardif you want to actually build an interesting and memorable life with purposeful and positive interactions with other people you need to adjust your whole attitude towards life and people and say yes to thinks and choose to do things even alone or that u dont particularly wnat ot do
>>225883720you make them feel maternal 4 u
that bit which goes on for pages on end about God wiping out entire villages because he was in a bad mood was all a metaphor or something but the good bits were real
>>225883771I don't want to do those things, I want to be a person that did those things and came out the other side unscathed but with stories to tell (having stories is a big part of how people connect with one another).>if you want to actually build an interesting and memorable life with purposeful and positive interactions with other people you need to adjust your whole attitude towards life and people and say yes to thinks and choose to do things even alone or that u dont particularly wnat ot doThis is good advice for me. I need to get over what I can't change and push on.
just ate 3 eggs and now i'm feeling really powerful & inspired think i was choline deficientsorted now xmight get a gym membershipfull body 3x a week2 x 5 hip thrust2 x 5 incline press2 x 5 crush gripless than 2 RiR all you need really
>>225883552I heard there's some of them that chew on the cut off foreskin and pass it around
>>225883720virgin detector
>>225883830bit like chewing gum
>>225883731they are much worse off than you thinknot only are they neurotic but they genuinely let themselves be abused by others as a form of self harm doing drugs and going to clubs and romanticizing their lifestyle is their hollow replacement for the intimacy and meaningful relationships they desperately crave
poor little boy has autism and cant understand the mysteries
weird how they discovered an indian company with bad web certificates at the same time the php vulnerability was found
>>225883830jewish chewing gum
having an out of body experience and raping myself
>>225883854doesnt sound that mad
>>225883626What you're looking at there is someone who has lost control, and you do not want to be in that groupYou want to be in the group of people that are fun and can enjoy a bit of controlled mischief. I very much enjoyed my early 20s when a group of us would go out most weekends, get drunk, maybe share a bit of coke or some pills, but everyone knew the line.
>>225883741Why do you believe in a gas fairy who's made you in the image of a fat balding virgin?
>>225883850yoinks
>>225883828> (having stories is a big part of how people connect with one another).it kinda isn't though just sharing "facts" or "[abstracted from the person] experiences" isn't how peopel bondpeople bond over how people make each other feeltheir vibe their approach to lifeit's not about facts
if i got my ass shagged by a girl i could look back and say aye i got my ass shagged by a girlif i got married i could say i got marriedfunny thing is though i could say i did those things without actually having done themthey call it fibbing
>>225883841>>225883870these niggas pass around their chewing gum
>>225883876he said weird though
>>225883552>For fuck sake manSame God as Diego's :-/
still toiling but also poured a glass of wine cos why not it's friday got to live a little don't you let your hair down a bit don't be such a misery guts
>>225883886Its a serious question, why do you dissolve into a weird stereotype of an aging failed normie atheist and start using this rhetorical style prominent in 2009? Bizarre little man
>>225883907shut up you tedious gimp
>>225883833I’ll choose to believe this one
>people dont bond over storytelling
>>225883870jewing gum
>>225883895>people bond over how people make each other feelHmm, never thought about this. I know it's true for me when I think about it but for some reason didn't think it was true for others.
right think i need a good 3 hour goon tonight
Have you told you dad you chew foreskins?
tomorrow is student sexo night
>$3 billion stolen in binance hackoof
alarm set for an hour, time for a nap
>>225883927sorry
>>225883989Boring since it all went to North Korea.
>>225884007no i'm sorry I've got a headache and it's making me a bit cranky coz paracetamol aren't touching it
>>225884005grow up
>>225883491if it makes you feel better she is probably exaggerating it for internet points and nostalgia. more likely is she smoked weed in the school bathrooms a few times and had a boyfriend that was a bit of a dickhead. not exactly a skins storyline
>>225883987looking forward to the sunday morning incel walk seeing slags doing walk of shame dressed as slutty witches and the like
>>225883960it's what all the "nice" guys miss.they think because they are sharing common interests with a girlanime sport video games books w.e.that they are generating romantic reporethey aren't they're at best generating a normal friendship reliant upon shared interests (and how those interests make you feel)this is why nice guys are also confused why the girl is going for a guy who seems incompatable contra how she is with himbecause she isn't romantically interested in "facts" or "similar interests" she's interested in how he makes her feel
I don't think God would be a fan of the Chicago White Sox but Catholics believe he is
>>225884030gigabrain play
Living a gay porn lifestyle
>>225884032the incel shoe
>>225884024
>>225884032virgin freak creps
today i enjoyed this song by this bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtNOLN1lEw0
>>225883771>if u want to go to a sex party or hooker again not hardYOU'RE saying it's not hard to have sex?
>>225884069Mousey loved this imageDead now of course
remember snogging a girl back at uni on halloweenthink she wanted to shag menot sure why i never went about actually shagging any of them girlsmight have been funmight read a nice futa doujin tonight & drink a little chamomile cuppa
>>225884065This guy's resting face is extraordinarily irritating
you've really rattled the wogs in the thread by posting your creps
>>225884083a man of aristocratic tastes
>>225884089Russian culture sticks out too much, Ivan
>>225884103i remember reading poison XXX when i was a young teenwoke wouldn't allow that these daysprobably for good reason but it was a different time
Right my brain is telling me it's time for pints and pub but the sun's going down but i've still got an hour to kill for workWhat's the play.
belle delphine
>>225884077it's not hard to godidn't say it's not "hard" for incels like us to have sexnot hard for most people to have sexa t these places tho >>225884083bLOGoNcHAD
>>225884129don't know lad I'm already on the gin myself
>>225884123how
>>225884032i am a severe sperg when it comes to shoes and so could not wear this shoe. the stitched on bit the laces go through is too far back on the shoe leaving too much toe with nothing going on. i don't know why that bothers me but it always has.
political ideology has replaced religion
>People with scars, birthmarks and medical conditions have told the BBC how AI tools have changed or erased their personal features Isn't that good thoughThe Lord made AI to make up for His mistakes
>>225884135so... why don't you go?
>>225881054>>225881054>>225881054
>>225884135im not chadthe most ive done is snogged & softly fondled a few girlsim an incel because none of them had monster dongs & pinned me down to shag my arse
>>225884129cosy night in front of the pub fireplace wearing a cashmere rollneck with some good mates and your oneitis me thinks
>>225884169we at /brit/ loves AI
>>225883226CORRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>225884184I need this but an actual fittyclart near me
>>225884138do you mix it with anything
>>225884203yeah mix it with diet lemonade
HE LINKED THE OLD!!!
>>225884213>>225884213>>225884213
>>225883540sneethe
Diego is a degenerate and makes others feel bad so he feels better It wears off by about 9:45pm
