donkey edition
>>225895027there was loads to do in red dead 2
Only gone and made it to new mexico x
>>225895042ye germany has no nonwhites thats totally the determining factor let's not be curious and look in to it further just have it confirm our prejudices That was sarcasm in case you didn't get it. twat
can feel a cough coming ongoing to drink loads and loads of booze tomorrow to make myself more ill so i can take a few days off toil next week haha
Brexit turned out to be a good thing. Look at what’s happening in Poland.
Might go smoke a jointbye
sydney sexo
>>225895053little donkeylittle donkeyon a dusty road*taps the xylophone randomly*
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.
neighbour in Greece had a donkey named Marko and he would let me ride it and feed it, he would get excited to see me, such lovely animals
>>225895090why x
>>225895123ok bye x
if any tv licence goon knocks on my door im gonna offer him out pikey style
>>225895102It's an animal's nature to see a bowl of candy left by a kind person and take all of it instead of leaving some for others. Only people of European origins have evolved brains.
rorke doing the "nigga" boogie at 8000000 mph
>>225895141Do you live half in Bulgaria and half in Greece then what’s that about
Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.
For me, it’s Danny Dyer
>>225895141i learned donkeys are very emotional and friendly and they do stuff like mourn when other donkeys die theyre quite nice honestly i never really payed much attention them them
>>225895140lmao
genuinely hate being born here wish I was from somewhere else so embarrassing
>>225895153this image is nothing ok
The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms.Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).
he relapse ok
oh my
>>225895113they ruined their economy AND are still stuffed to the brim with immigrants.brexit people won the referendum but they lost the argument on both counts
>>225895197bring back our guy sir keir
>>225895197When are we getting reparations for the Romans, Normans and vikings
>>225895197samethis country is an embarrassment inhabited by some of the worst pathetic individuals on earth
>>225895103oh you know
baking soda i got baking soda
>>225895197> 6 of the 10 most deprived boroughs in Britain are in WalesWhat’s this cunt doing… n o t h i n g Stupid northern tramp
here we are, the so called lads.
>>225895197lol even before us and the french for haiti
think its time france pays reparations for the hundred years warneeds to be adjusted for inflation too
>>225895240insane mog
Pooping is what to do Poopings when I think of youPoopings what clears my soul Poopings what makes me whole
>>225895173I live here but I was born there and visit frequently, grandma and family lives there>>225895194truethey are the sweetest, literally happy and running to see you
>>225895197just what your economy needs
>>225895238this is because the welsh can't be trusted with money
think it's time bangladesh payed us reparations for pillaging london
Leaving the EU was the right move.
>>225895066>>225895066how do i see the rates? a lot of them say 70 euro, is that for 15 minutes, half an hour, or a full hour? is that full sexo or a cuddle?
just made a sniffies account
Update: Day 4 no hemorrhoid bleedingWe celebrate with a little bit of rum x
>>225895270Give
>>225895292Probably did too ya little gay
just flipped my mind back into freakmode
>>225895217Brits voted for Brexit thinking it was a clean break from the EU and it's insistence upon mass migration being acceptable. They had no idea that faggots like Boris Johnson would continue with the practice of admitting useless immigrants even after leaving the EU. They were stabbed in back by their leadership. I've read that 5 million immigrants were admitted to the UK in 4 years alone of Boris Jewson's era as Prime Minister.
>>225895284
>>225895288If you need to ask then it's not for you mate x
this is me shooting you with a gun ok
>>225895276the romans need to pay reparations to the celts so we can pay reparations to the original inhabitants of modern day britain for displacing them after the romans displaced us from germany.i hope ive made myself clear.
love how the Palestine poppy was out of order and disgraceful but the lgbt one is lovely and fine Poppymongs need to make their fucking mind up
>>225895197most humiliating ethnicity, i reckon youre probably more entitled to be prideful as an indian because at least they tunnelled into all the big tech companies
>>225895140Regulate
>>225895326scr ok
>>225895186based
hiello
>>225895316oh boris did all that?wowcrazy
Tatu's cover of How Soon Is Now shits on the Smiths
Would like to wear the white poppy but given the area I live in (povvo council flats, rotting flags on every lamppost, reform and restore cokehead hooligans everywhere) I'd get nutted at best or maybe killed
>>225895261So are you Greek or Bulgarian if Greece and Bulgaria went to war who are you fighting for la
>>225895373he went on a mad one
youtuber i watch has dyed his hair pink and started wearing womens tops
Reminder English people are Anglo Saxon abd insular Celtic DNA. Don’t let lefties say shit like English are from Germany we have native Briton dna too
Ok I will pick one!!
not being funny but my 2 fucking step brother have stolen 66% of my future inheritance FUMING
>>225895395>youtuber gets interviewd for a job at the fbi>instantly becomes trans it happens all the time
Bet he's gonna be a right hon
Boris Jewson was in fact admitting hundreds of thousands of dingy third worlders as the COVID pandemic was supposedly raging and killing millions of people. You'd think that would have been the time to close down the immigration office and focus on the welfare of British people, but the replacement went on regardless showing what the real priorities of globohomo zio-cabal are.
English are the OG small boat migrants Fucking do one lads
haha this is so funny, i love women they're so nice and funny
>>225895413
>>225895413wait until ILRs kick in
>>225895395should've been watching ChannelFadge then
that board is poisoning your mind
You know what would unironically stop the boat people coming and solve poverty for the working classes?Communism.Did East Germany have a problem with immigrants? Hmmm?
>>225895401resident evil > wormseverything else is shite
>>225895382I'm both>if Greece and Bulgaria went to war who are you fighting for lanot sure, havent thought about that desu
want to buy a pass but I always be getting banned for the most bullshit stuff so would just be a waste of money like
I’d stick my tongue up Emma Watson’s ass.
leftypil and rorke dissing king selasiedem fi get BLAST!!!
>>225895431you should be more like them
Going on pussy patrol Z
>>225895455>want to buy a passmoney would go straight to Mossad
poisoned my mind literally like 8 years ago
>>225895464You want to become a woman
>>225895449Blade Runner and Broken Sword II are very good games
poo self image can make a man do awful things
im fucking GAY on a friday
SSRI withdrawal is making me completely suicidal
Currently playing crimson desert x
>>225895449still play worms with me m8s sometimes
>>225895452Well think about it and get back to me fella
right well theres god sending one of his hardest battles (not wanking) to one of his weakest soldiers (me) again, despite the claims otherwise
>>225895508I got massive brain zaps from stopping abruptly. Are you weaning it off?
should i date a mtf if i want to date someone who acts like an anime girl because females act masculine and not cute
just finished a bag of sensations Thai sweet chilli going to do a few more shots of vodka then take the dogs for a walk in the rugby field is right lads
>>225895482 *i want YOU to become a woman
>>225895548would only ever date a fully functioning mtf switch desu
>>225895563err
>>225895533do what you want to dosay what you want to saylive how you want to liveplay how you want to play
>>225895563
time to watch another 3hr youtube video essay
>>225895436Not him. He's ugly and humorless.
>>225895552is this a real mount
>>225895521lol, I mean I wouldnt want to fight, I love both countries dearly
>>225895502That’s that one song from The Cure.
sniffies is shit and i will die alone CONFIRMED
>>225895608
>>22589552740mg to 20mg fluxoetine, the brain zaps are absolutely fine, slightly elating if anything it's I am incredibly anxious and on the verge of panic attacks most of the day despite being free of them for nearly a decade. I got woke up at 9AM by a pack of indians jabbering on facetime outside my flat and was on high alert the whole day from there
>>225895599Stop that hacksaw ridge shitYou HAVE to pick a side nigga
My older brother is climbing K2 next year and all my family is fucking sucking him off and telling him how amazing he is. Bit gay imo just come across as a larper doing all that shit if you aren’t ex military or something
>>225895534i wonder if he got sent back to northern ireland in a box for that
>>225895555why not both of us?
me: daaad can i have the phone for random gay sex with depraved strangers?dadberg: ok sonme: actually uses it for meth! dadberg btfo!dadbeg: :O
got my pussy popping
>>225895439Explain ILRs please
>>225895618I cant
sweet one says i’m handsome, but way too violent (trident)
>>225895655im addicted to meth and now im TRANS
>>225895651simply not beautiful enough am i
>>225895644wow tell me more about this brother he sounds really brave and interesting. what other cool stuff has he done?
>>225895644what does his heavy uncut penis taste like
>>225895675>>225895681Pack it in
>>225895674genuinely suit each other
>>225895661indefinite leave to remain. they'll be allowed to stay here forever, get benefits and bring their family. the boriswave will basically double
>>225895674deeply unsettling
Kpop desu lads
>>225895674two evil ghouls
>>225895705It's over isn't it.
>>225895644hopefully he like doesnt dieisnt that most dangerous of big himalayan peaks
going to be climbing K2 next year. parentbergs and my hot gf are all proud and happy for meunfortunately my younger brother is an incel freak who posts on "4chen" or something all day
>>225895615ick
What’s going on with the redditflags tranny thenFucking headcase
>>225895644My older brother is also much cooler and more successful than me so I know how you feel
jerking my worthless penis
>>225895723of course. and now mosques are allowed to sponsor "refugees" so we're gonna get the burnhamwave
watching this documentary on uk prisons and they are making alcohol in their cell. No rent, no utility bills, free food, get to go gym and watch TV every day and get pissed in the evenings. Not that bad really
>>225895748Sir Cyclist Mower
>>225895740m or f
>>225895736which one that refers to at least 3 posters
>>225895126dont undertsnad the problem wiv diss advert. foids just hate her
>>225895759
>>225895762hiya
>>225895768The West Yorkshire flagEveryone knows the Cornish one
Just having a quick look at the Staffordshire area on Sniffies
>>225895747>mosques will be able to sponsor peopleare they mad
24 hours into my fast now im feeling it now mr krabs
>>225895674the eyes of a psychopathic killer
Have never wanked to a tranny. They are men and I am straight.
>>225895747https://youtu.be/w_IwVMqqyK4?si=PC1aKbOxnHy6y2bqAmerican women will become Nazis if there are no white brit dicks to bounce on
right well a plane has just crashed into my flat ok
>>225895782hi
if you still sperg out about Muslims in 2026 you are a reform gammon genuine cattle fuck off
On today's episode: Toby's experiments destroy William Wordsworth's cottage. Ruby is enraged and limits his access to fertilisers.
everything is horrible ok
>>225895818Dire and pathetic bait
>>225895674in another, better world, this pic isnt AI
>>225895785i don't know you tell me i haven't been reading the thread
>>225895696looksmatched in heaven
>>225895818this isnt twitteryou dont make money with retarded ragebaits
>>225895818why did they leave?
why is it called sniffiesgays are freaks
>>225894460I'm going by the big 5 personality traits, just observing my own behaviour over the years. It's set in stoneish, there's variations but not too much. It's not something so dead set like myers-briggs. I'm not implying any of the traits are necessarily bad, being neurotic has it's downside but appreciating a good story to it's fullest fills soulI don't get sad too often that's the thing, I believe extraversion or openness helps. I'm christian and I interpret the world through christian principles too. I manage, maybe because it's easy for me to sink into escapism. I don't reckon I'm held by despair... Rather an acceptance of sin, it's consequences and being on the rough side of life. my mindset can definitely improve, I'm too doomery. neurotism is just assigning a name to emotional responses, I see it was a two way street, strong positive responses and strong negative. for et. a sad movie, you can get gutted by the tragedy but feel but it reframes my mind strongly to back to Christ's kindness and charity
>>225895831>>225895838>>225895839Too far gone you lot
sniffies advertising bots madone
>>225895818>
>>225895814fucking liar
>>225895864fell for the actual most obvious bait ever conceived award
>>225895709True>>225895833True
got the wutang on
>>225895864Are you fucking dense or what if I was a Jew I’d be trying to get you to hate and focus all your energy on Muslims lmao
>>225895860i'm pretty close actually, do you have muslim friends?
>>225895840Apparently it's an app that displays a map of your city with icons denoting the location of men that want bummed immediately.
>>225895877Hard to say really. Brit seems to have a lot of Paki and jew posters in it.
>>225895877malaponte literally has no brain
far too many tops on my estate
Would 190 have gotten along with Mousey? Possibly the biggest "What If?" ever...
>>225895892Not how it works is it.
>>225895781peculiar fellow
>>225895921Get out mutt
Going to sleep lads, keep up the good work and stay civil. I'll check in on you in the morning, don't stay up all night x
lauren mayberry is 39. She would make a great mom :)
i’ll be playing homophobic dancehall music for the the latinx trans escort. they won’t even understand LOL
Might called an app called "Bender" that's exclusively for gay guys looking for a shagIf somebody can front me the start-up capital for the server costs we'll be laughing to the bank
>>225895897yes. And my family is Muslim well culturally Muslim anyway
>>225895926these guys are something else...
>>225895934i'll join you matenot in bed, just in going to bedunless...?
>>225895934You aren't going to sleep. Someone pinged you on sniffies and you're going to get bummed now isn't it.
got bummed in dublin, lovely time
>>225895941what's the unique selling point
>>225895943good for you
just a matter of time before a man becomes blackpilled
>implying Jews aren't based
>>225895948heres another one >>225895975
mum told me earlier next years family holiday will be in CHANIAolder brother - married older sister - married w kidsyounger brother - gfme? single hate being the ugly duckling
>>225895948This guy gets it for some reason. It's only firsties that struggle with understanding the art of subterfuge. They're all so gullible and mindless.
>>225895966It's for gay people
>>225895926Yeah nigga it’s 2026 I wonder if anything has happened between Muslims and Jews since 2016 or whenever this photo was taken hmm>>225895968Shut up gypsy
o algo
sir runt of the litter
>>225895954Yes it's this guy >>225895952We are now in love
it's friday demmie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6emGGwGqhITUNE
ummypoops wouldnt let jews slide into his thread like that
it's almost midnightwhen do the good posts start
why do stereotypes exist
I thought holding your nose when doing shots was supposed to make it easy guess they patched it
>>225896041all the good posters left long ago to shag their loved onesall we have now are the runts
>>225896041usually around 6am
>>225896041Quite literally never
>>225896020Are you saying that the October 7 incident in Israel has motivated them to stop wanting to destroy Europe, a goal they've held for centuries? Inderesting
need some romance in my life
>>225896029Have fun
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793401315319828.webmthis webm is illegal in the uk
>>225896025Love me Benjamin DisraeliLove me Johann StraussLove me Lionel Walter RothschildSimple as
>>225896090the boys!
>>225896041So this is Dave...-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularlySome of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
>>225896078Fucking lol you’re basically agreeing with my original post >>225895818Just being argumentative for the sake of it lol
>>225896020>Shut up gypsyironic
>>225896090That's fine. I like a lot of jews as well, but it's the Zionists that are causing havoc on the world, not the run of the mill jewish person just living his or her life.
Smoking weed the same colour as the Fiorentina kit
So fucking sick and tired of everything
>>225896123
>>225896133that cat's a sushi
>>225896140>>225896140>>225896140
>>225896117Most of the problems in the world can be traced back to the French / French leftistsBut you do you, boo-boo
>>225896103ironic how?
>>225896142No it isn't.Be quiet.
>>225896123cuddle ok
>>225896145woah bro, dont bully germans they're trying their best
>>225896088beware those who are quick to censorthey are afraid of what they do not knowbeware those who seek constant crowds forthey are nothing alonebeware the average man the average womanbeware their love, their love is averageseeks average~bukowski on centrist liberals
so no one told you life was gonna be this wayyou're neet, you're rorke, you're brokeyou're incel every dayit's like you're always stuck in posting herewhen it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your yearbut /brit/ is there for you (when she doesn't text you back)/brit/ is there for you (when your city's turning black)/brit/ is there for you (cause you're shitposting toooo)
>>225896148 figure it out
One day they'll put this general out of its misery On that day, I'll laugh
what an awful day
>>225896179wowwww great reply there dude you really showed me!
>>225896202LET THEM ALL INGET THEM HOUSEDGET THEM ON PIP NOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225896202ah well them's the brakesi'm being FORCED to get a job so who's really suffering
>>225896220Was he bumming them or just sucking them off. He really doesn’t look like a top
got the boyfriend asmr on
>>225896212I got you good
