promenade en Paris editionold >>225891768
ello ladsspeaking of vamps in the last bred, anyone here watch this alfabusa guy? >https://www.youtube.com/@alfabusaI liked a lot of his masquerade hunter stuff but I feel like they kinda lost the plot >>225906989turn on the stove on this nigga's dime
>>225907315>turn on the stove on this nigga's dimeI texted him and he turned it on againhe's just afraid I'm wasting gas, but I'm not. Basement flat just requires a bit more heating bc the earth beneath is way worse for insulation
>>225907212ebin OP btw
>>225907381does he decide when the heat goes on and off? what kind of dystopian bullshit is this?
>>225907426they live above me and there is central heating in the house, they set it automatically so it goes off at night I think from midnight to 6 AM and now apparently they turn it off manually when it's a somewhat warm day too. I understand them, there are plenty renters who won't give a fuck if they don't pay heating separately (it's included in a generic price in my contract), but I'm responsible so I should have it available whenever I deem it necessary. It's fine, I can talk with them.
Repost.
>>225907315don't watch him but speaking of Hunterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epTufzrkmzkI really hope this is good
>>225907419my favorite old photo btw>Standing, from left to right: King Haakon VII of Norway, Tsar Ferdinand of the Bulgarians, King Manuel II of Portugal and the Algarve, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and Prussia, King George I of the Hellenes and King Albert I of the Belgians.>Seated, from left to right: King Alfonso XIII of Spain, King George V of the United Kingdom, and King Frederick VIII of Denmark.less than 5 years after this pic, their countries will be battling in the first world war and they'd be enemies
>>225907497meh, just some richfags desualthough it is an interesting photothis one is cool to me, but idk what would be my favorite
>>225907497WW1 was such a pointless shitshowan actual bloodbath that solved absolutely nothing and made problems 10 times worse
>>225907480This is some human rights shit.
>>225907562Because Austria wanted so bad TimmylandCrazy stuff.
>>225907552I couldn't speak ill of King George the Firstlad came here a Danish prince and became Greek to the heart, enlarging and reorganizing a war torn country. And then he was shot in 1912 and his successors were pure shit>>225907562at some point I wanna the zone rouge in France to exactly understand with my own two eyes how horrible that war isNo book can help you get it if you don't see the scale of events happening there
>>225907562well well wellit did change things and the resident Polish poster would disagree for example, it meant a lot for eastern-central European nationsalso it was kind of the ejaculation of nationalist militarism after decades of blue balled edging to put it in Magyar language>>225907570well it is but as long as it's fine when I text them I don't mind too muchhe should let me do it myself though, I've been living there for 2,5 years now and they know I'm responsible>>225907586for the major powers it wasn't primarily about territory thougheverbeitit was more a concern for them that Serbia would destabilize their own territory>>225907600yes I was generalizing ofc, but Wilhelm II or Nicholas II certainly weren't the most competent rulers for example
>>225907650>for the major powers it wasn't primarily about territory thougheverbeitOf course, it was about germany bloodlust too
>>225907680you wouldn't get it
>>225907650>but Wilhelm II or Nicholas II certainly weren't the most competent rulers for exampletrue, though in retrospective though i believe both the German and Russian people would chose them over what came next (and still defines their lives until the present day)
>>225907680>>225907715fuck
>>225907731well the centrist/social democrat governments of Weimar Germany were definitely better than what came before imo, they just had way worse cards to play with and harder circumstances to cope with so they are remembered less fondlyfor the USSR I guess I would agree, pre WW1 it was pretty authoritarian but the Lenin and Stalin era were even worse for people I guess.
>>225907791well, bad decisions brought this resultBut they all started by the initial crown of the jewel bad decision: the German Imperial gov paying for Lenin's trip to Leningrad so they'd sow discord to the struggling Russianstalk about the epitome of butterfly effect
>>225907485Hell III probably doesn't fit much, given it is more depressing than anything.
Alright my fellow gaymersSeems like this year the last day I'll be working will be 23 december, and the first day I'll work next year will be 11 januaryThat is still subject to change to but that seems the most likely
>>225907650would he though?sure the end of the war and the miracle on the Vistula bought them 19 years of relative freedom, but it also sowed the seeds of 50 years of polish slavery and oppression
If I could get lots of shit done quick, for which maybe I'll work in late as in until 9 PM on some days, then I could start earlier on the 18th of december instead of on the 23rd
>>225908151you will take holidays, and you will like it
currently devouring tuna pasta salad
>>225907929afaik Bolsheviks were a significant faction in Russia before that point already, I'm not sure how much weight that decision really had.>>225908167pretty sure yesI think most Poles hold the outcome of WW1 for Poland in good regardthat what came later was even worse doesn't change that imo
>>2259081803 hours gymcel sesh followed by 2 hours of goon sesh followed by 11 hours of vidya seshfucking peak mane
>>225907939Or maybe it does.
>This episode includes discussion of disturbing events, including sexual abuse and violence. It also contains racist language.>If you feel distressed by the references in this story, please speak to a health professional, or an organisation that offers supportwhy are bongistanis like this also apparently catnigga can't legally watch facesitting porn anymore cuz he can face up to 2 years in prison for it
>>225908857wait if the UK now bans face riding, will they ban The Blood of Dawnwalker?if you go down the vampire romance route the Egyptian vampire lady rides Coen's face with her pussy, that's highly illegal in bongstan I hear
>>225908857What’s an unenforceable law for 500€, Magyar?
>>225908903>Egyptian vampire lady with her pussy>(((Coen)))'s faceIdeal magyarcel weekend plans o algo>will they ban The Blood of Dawnwalker?Yes and also bg3 fr I wonder if I should cop that game someday tho.
>>225909977Why is the human shaking his hand with a monkey ?
>>225909977
Lost some frustrating Crash Bash games
>>225910190ill join you later if youre freein bed right now napping
>>225910233>nappingyou are awake thoughbeitevernapping means you are sleepingnini muah type of shit
>>225910233I'll probably playn some GTA now
>>225910263keki am in the process of a nap attemptmuah nap nap>>225910272have fun
Saw some kids ringing at doors, I unplugged the intercom
>>225910498rude grinch
>>225910535I don't have candies and I don't want social interactions with them
>>225907650>krauts were still allowed to keep all of that and still chimped out
Will watch House of Wax tonight
>>225907212Where is the spooky Halloween edition? Where is it?
>>225911387Right here
>>225911387>if you want something done right, do it yourselfSadly I expected someone to do a better job
>>225911460Allow me to search for it with my exploratory spiked bat.>>225911517Maybe a little friendly punching will move their asses.
>>225911727*create a good edish*still got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
>>225911517>>225911727I was sleeping :(
>>225912178Was half expecting the pants to rip open right before she sat, now that would be something.>>225912186:(
>>225912186
Took a solid 3 hour napparino after my giant meal. Feels good man.
Had some games ready to be played this day. Instead I’m playing Castlevania.Didn’t even play Diablo this year, I blame the demiurge ou algo.
>>225912279the real horror
>>225907212G'd evening GENTS How are you enjoyong this haloween? I just came back from a cosplay fest I went to with my sis and some of my friends (I was the Punisher).
>>225912737Lmao
>>225912178are you trying to get catman arrested? >>225912757imma go see a play with my mum
>>225912757Being slightly sick.>>225912958No no.
https://www.jetpunk.com/daily-trivia7/10 fumbled at the end with 3 wrong answers in a row
>>225913031stupid Churchil question fucked me over.
Watched the movie Mar Adentro by Alejandro AmenábarIt's based on the life of Ramón Sampedro, a galician man who suffered for decades, may he rest in peace,It felt a bit slow but honestly it's worth watching.
nap completeno one cared about the funny pic i posted award
>people are trick or treating in their carsStereotypically Maltese and more American than Americans.
>>225915131>funnynothing funny about that one chefglad to hear you had a comfy nap thoI think I'll make dinner now then later play some vidya then read manga in bed
>>225915226Are Maltese Mormons too?
>>225915600wdym its funny because i said soim just gonna chill and see if kids come before i eat the candy
>>225915805>kids comeAre you folx so cucked in goymany that kids go trick or treating?
>>225916021sometimes, in my time here it happens randomlyi always feel bad when they come and i have nothing so i just prepare to avoid feeling bad
>>225916045>sometimesgrim
>>225916084what's the issue? let the kids have fun and go out man
I'm watching this live here in SP: ¡Viva España!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zodHvHl92U0
>>225916094>what's the issue?It insists upon itselffurther discussion is not required if you do not inherently get the issue with it
IT BEGAN IN AFRICACA CA CA CACA CA CACA CACA
>>225916339absolutely grim that outside generals every thread is racebait
Forza Inter
>>225916560i get your issue, americanization and whatnotbut i mean everything is americanized everywhere, look around you manhalloween is atleast fun and joyful>>225916618both are british flags
>>225916622Made a meme parlay with Inter winning but some ligue 2 game will fuck me up, sad!was right on roma - tottenham - bologna
>>225915766There's a lot of Morons here, yes.
>>225916809There are*
>>225916661>americanized everywhere, look around youThe city, sure.Where I live, not really. Though it is slowly starting to go in that direction. It is disgusting and TGD would fix this.
why do people just insta leave
>>225916882Dunno maybe the tank game isn't very popular
>>225916809Eh.
>>225916900my teammate doesnt know we're a team
>>225917107Can you hit each other in team mode ?
>>225917146yeah
wish it would stop matching me with people playing from the moon man
>>225917226sent that freak flying
>>225917263Maybe there are limits too it desu>>225917281I probably just jinxed Milan now
Didn't win the same contest that I won last year, but I did come runner up and won $100. Gonna donate the money to cats (I like cats). Winning story was good, but my favourite was another runner up which absolutely prosemogged me.>>225916882>>225917107Is this basically Bomberman but Crash Bandicoot?
An increase in sale of latex for All Hallows' Eve.
am back from the play, it was not good.but one of the actresses was cute, stage actresses are cute and I love them
>>225917574it's mario party more likeexcept fun
>>225917574Nice.Don't have much other than that to say. Well done Catnigga.
>>225917574Congratulations Catnigga, impressive consistency
>>225917574Congrats Chat Nègre, you deserve it! Glad to see that your talent is justly rewarded. Lotsa shrimps for catters.
>>225917574Based.
>>225917574Sad that I’ll never taste the deliciousness of your prose with my own eyes.
>>225917574Not enough sick fetishesyou know what to do
>>225917636I have never played Mario Party, so my brain went straight to Bomberman. Now that I've googled it, your comparison seems apt.>>225917695>>225917708>>225917799>>225917817>>225917825Obrigado. There were 50% more entries compared to last year so there was some stiff competition, and every story that placed was excellent. I will hone my craft and try harder next year.
>>225917574congrats catman!I wish I could read what you submitted without it doxxing you
>>225917962Where was this, so I can feast my eyes on the entries?
>>225917885>Not enough sick fetishesI'm breaking out the anal vore next time.>>225917996>>225918159As much as I love my /med/ren, I don't want any of you to read my niche fetish fap fantasy stories. These are between me, my ISP and Jesus.
>>225910116>all black with eye slitlooks like a cross between jihadi john and a weeb fr fr :skull:
>>225917574With so many references to fetishes in your writing by other /med/ders, I do have to ponder if you joined a kinky writing contest or just a regular one.
>>225917574good one gato negro>Gonna donate the money to cats (I like cats)you can tell he's a real writer because he immediately gives his protagonist(himself) a clear character motivation, an essential step in a good character arc ou algotruly the feline's "writer brain" never shuts off
>>225917962>stiff competitionI bet it was.
Has anyone in /med/ read The Witcher novels? I just finished reading Thrice-Bound Fool by Buehlmann and I'm looking for a new fantasy series to dip into. Only read like half of one before.>>225918445It was a kinky writing competition. All I want to write is kinky stuff.>>225918549I always donate my winnings because it feels weird taking money for writing stuff, like it's a bit unearned. Might have something to do with the fact that I never buy or pay for books, I just pirate them.But all that matters is some vet wagie is going down to the store to buy 15lbs of frozen shrimp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxIlKiqh38'emmie
>>225919154Read book of the new sun instead
>>225919154>all I want to write is kinky stuffI find the market to be extremely lacking in kinky fiction targeted to males. Everything seems to be for women or troons and every text is at the least cringeworthy and at most absolutely bad and insulting.This makes me extremely sad because I do love to read some kinky stuff, sometimes it’s way better than porn because you can simply imagine the setting and action and it makes your brain matter really work (to increase blood flow to your lower body).I still remember the biggest hard on I had in my young years when I discovered how my penis worked, it was reading a short story in a book about sexuality my parents had (hidden, found by me). It was extremely vanilla, a young couple on vacations that after a good day of activities went to sleep, and the warm weather and the slight breeze running through their skin made them stick closer together while they were asleep, and it made their subconscious minds tick all the boxes and wake them up to a glorious sex session (with a bunch of biology stuff explaining some bodily effects in the mix).
Good night, sisters.>>225919242Still haven't played since my first sesh last week fr.Apart from watching the movie I mentioned and doing some quick cleaning that didn't take me more than like 45 mins I completely wasted the rest of my day.
no kids came this year i am very saddened
>>225920229You'll have to wait for the eid
Now that I think about it, parents had a couple of “hidden” books about sex education and it was glorious once I found them. Especially the comic about all the stages of sexuality in life (it had a long tirade shitting on Freud), because the drawings were absolutely delicious for my nubile young mind.
Probably made a number on my mind, like a videogame Easter egg unlocked or something.
>>225920320hahi wish i could feed kids candy like i feed crows peanuts in my balcony
>>225919154so you don't read? (kindle isn't reading chud)
>>225914884Galician existence can't stop influencing Spain
>>225920528Positively.
my favorite spanish movie is the platform
>>225919750You know what? I think I will.Your sugar is mine.>>225920004>I find the market to be extremely lacking in kinky fiction targeted to males. Everything seems to be for women or troons and every text is at the least cringeworthy and at most absolutely bad and insulting.It's no surprise, women are troons are like 95% of smut readers. Romantasy in particular is like 99% female. Even in this fetish, women are way over-represented as writers compared to how many in general have the fetish. Women just want to read and write smut more than men do.>I still remember the biggest hard on I had in my young years when I discovered how my penis worked, it was reading a short story in a book about sexuality my parents had (hidden, found by me)Son found the smut drawer. Thank God it wasn't anything freaky, otherwise you would have had some very unwanted insights into your parents' predilections.>>225920473I read pdfs on my PC downloaded straight from oceanofpdf. If that's not reading, then I'm an illiterate peasant, because I refuse to spend money on books.
>>225921211I like to think my parents are extremely vanilla and it it their son that is an absolute degenerate, further curated by a certain Portuguese female. It helps me sleep better at night.
perils of the warp
i am now the reverse of doxxed, everyone irl knows of my online activity. over.
>>225922556How so?
>>225922310
Ayo /med/! I missed posting here for Halloween but I hope everyone had a great, fun day today. I got a bit sad today, and some bad/sad things happened to my bf with his friends, but some back massages, hawk tuah and ear cleaning and we're both in a good mood again!>>225917574Holy shit congratulations Catnegro!!! Not only you got second place in a writing competition but you're donating the money to some kitties? I will pray to the Lord a cute portuguese wife is brought to your doorstep with the intentions of sex + smelling as pronto as possible. Plus damn, I already enjoy thoroughly your posts 'cause each one is like a mini story on their own. I hope someday I manage to find any book or story you write, even if I don't know it's yours.>>225919154>It was a kinky writing competition. All I want to write is kinky stuff.I hope the women into kinky millenial novels come running at you demanding you for more sex scenes in graphic detail with vampire CEOs.>>225922556Do they know about us? I mean, I'd be more embarassed at anyone I know IRL knowing about the extensive health details of Magyarino's penis and his semen adventures. I mean sadly my bf knows 'cause every now and then he lurks here and I tell him "oh look Magyar posted about his gooning sesh again lol"
>>225923196no clue, got it from /brit/
>>225922656>>225923218everyone knows about xher (4channoid person) and they are teasing me about dating xher, which i am not doing. also, when they ask me how we met i have nothing to tell them because i am not going to say we met through the chinz, obviously.
>>225923916Wait... How famous are we talking? I have an idea of who you could be referring to but... But is it C? Is she from Spain? I thought this one person was from the US. Still, eh, if you're ashamed of going out with someone perhaps the healthier thing for both of you is not hanging out, idk. Between the fact you're maybe giving yourself a bad impression to people who know you and the other person feeling bad 'cause they can notice you don't feel comfortable seen with them, I'd just... Tell them directly, I guess.But I can't tell you what to do, I'm just saying I like to keep it 100% real. To avoid issues with people.
>>225924029xhe is not famous, just some random 4channoid. are you thinking of chicken or however that "person" is called? it's not xher.it only bothers me because i might now be known as the chaser, despite not being one. also, it's also annoying because i try to keep my internet personas separate from my irl one, but this time i couldn't do it. however, i'm going to keep hanging out with this person because xhe is kinda cool and not a normgoy like the rest of the people i know.
Up
morning
>>225926883>hmm, let's fuck guy twice my age
Good morning, sisters.
23/09 : 73,25kg01/11 : 72kgOver.
>>225920624I watched those last year, good movies, hope they make a 3rd one>>225922556how did that happen?
Watched The Ring, peculiar movie, I know which nip girl you're talking about now, i thought you lusted on tv girlIt was cool fr frhad no idea about most of the plot, i only knew about a well and tvNight was split in half, second part had some dream that eventually ended with the plapping of the porcelain-skinned, big-titted nip girl.Maltanon was also around the area, we talked about something? A brother and facial hair? Peculiar.
>>225927285me on the left
Good day med, I coomed to a very hot lady
>>225927771Hmm sweetie, it's no fap november
>>225927785I'm a khhv, this is all I have left
I haven't coomed in 3 weeks or so
>>225927801but NNN was made by khhv for semen retention
>>225927405joeverI stole that weight btw, explains why I weigh more>>225927745ywnbaw>NNN was made by khhvwas it really the idea of a khhv?
>>225927928Me being a khhv doesn't mean I agree with what other khhvs do
>>225927964im black>NNN was made by khhv>was it really the idea of a khhvyes, the idea was masturbating making them not confident and semen retention would fix that>>225927992fair
>>225928008>im blackywnbawywnbbywnbabw
>>225928008>yes, the idea was masturbating making them not confident and semen retention would fix thatI think they went overboard with that, they should have focused on porn being the problem which chronic porn watching does make you depressed, anxious and makes you feel inadequate.
>>225928139wtf magyar that's so transphobici can grow tits if i want toi can leave my bra behindand if they don't bounce then they ain't no boobs of mine>>225928150yeah the entire thing is retarded, i blame bullying in school
>>225928172I don't mind people experimenting, if someone has a problem with masturbation maybe a couple of months of not doing it would help it's a good will power exercise
>>225928172>that's so transphobicThe current heckin' thing about muh trannerinos is homophobic
>>225928202or they can blame the porn and not themselves, easier>>225928249what current thing?
>>225928301I mean porn is bad but ultimately it's on you.
>>225927528i only saw the first platformit was really cool
>>225928324watch the second one, it's also good
>>225928301>what current thing?twink erasure/tttt/ will have a melty if you mention it
>>225928331will do, but my friend who runs the plex server just had a child and i don't want to ask him to add a movie while he is still dealing with that>>225928364oh, that whole old all twinks are eggs thing? or did something new happen?
>>225928390>all twinks are eggs thingyeahbrootal pic too
>>225927405I'm 83.
>>225928390just watch in online? that's what I did
>>225928420yeah it's really annoyingi have an asian friend who is fully twink maxed, dresses in whatever dresses and stuff because it suits him and he was told by atleast 4 different trannies that he is transphobic for not coming out as trans or some shit>>225928462i like to watch on my tv which is connected to the plex server, but i'll see what i can do
>>225928479I see
Today is All Saints Day and you freaks are talking about fotm mental illness.
https://youtu.be/K7tT1RiGOT0?list=RDK7tT1RiGOT0>>225928390the "egg" concept is one of the few examples of IRL info hazards, same thing goes for limerence>>225927862did the powers kick in yet?
>>225928512I saw a guy dressed as a woman yesterday but didn't know if he was trans or just very good make up costume >>225928516no powers, but I have the urge to run faster
Bonġu.>>225927649>facial hairCould be me recouting my latest bloody shave.
FMA:brotherhood is such a goted show
>>225928516it's just retarded projection, assuming everyone has the same experience as you just because they do something that reminds you of yourself
In hindsight, my Halloween chart sucked.
>>225928735did you post one? did I miss it?
>>225928761
>>225907485>>225928735>>225928802Fuck how did I miss it, probably thought it was a game screenshot, sorry maltabro :( Will check it out, a lot of stuff I haven't listen to or am familiar with
>>225928512The state of current /med/.Kind of abused the bottle yesterday, how are you holding up?
>>225928761Twice, because the first time was at the end of the previous thread.
>>225928512Very grim indeedHow did yesterday night go?
>>225929054sorry, I will check it out, I was kind of overwhelmed yesterday
remember to turn off the nvidia agentic shit that is on by default for some reasonteehee let AI access your pc
>>225928861>>225929081Doesn't matter. It is a rather disappointing one in my opinion, Halloween-wise.
>tell wife a woman we only heard in voice is fat>days later she posts a picture showing her arm>wtf how did you know
>>225929113lmao wtf thnx
>>225929122nah c'mon >>225929152lol
>>225929188Not the music itself, but how appropriate for a Halloween-themed chart it is. I think some albums aren't that appropriate.
>>225929472As long as they have songs in them that are appropriate I think it's fine, I had some of those
Roon sesh doneSlightly over 1h and 10kms (strava bugged again fr fr)Unlike yesterday, the mist stayed so it was cold, ran with a pull>>225928512Henlo big GThe monster I had in mind was the 2002 one it seems, apparently the movie is a bit different but good too? Also >>225927649
>>225929599Nice, I definitely have to roon next week, gotta have to go to sister's this afternoon, I don't want to.
>>225929484I guess.
yep it's that time of the week again
>>225930454niceee>>225930141me on the left
>>225930437>check the mailbox>parish news o algo>man mentioned whose name is the french translation of CemeterySpooky season is ON.
>>225928512/med/ has been infested by redditoids
>>225930509do you eat pork iyc?
>>225930509
>>225930514Cool surname.
>>225930565it's not very common and kinda expensive here so not much, I think beef is better overall but that pot looks delicious I would gobbel it up>>225930569good on him, now melt the demon's chariot and make a statue out of it like they did with napoleon's canons
>>225930623yeah I've heard there's no much pork which is understandable but some anon told me Russians eat it
>>225930591Fun fact, while it may be related to someone living near a cemetery, or working in one, it can also be in my region be the distortion of a town's name in nearby Belgium that sounds close to our word for cemetery.
>>225930623he is THE white dwarf (brown)
>>225930640yeah you can find it in russian shops but I think it's more commonly cold cuts. lots of shit that can only be found in russian shops tb h, I like the imported ice cream>>225930683what else do you fight in this campaign? also I member siege maps were just one wall in the last instalment, is it still like that?
>>225930725in the white dwarf's campaign specifically? or the campaign in general?so far as white dwarf i fought dark elves, skaven ogres and khorne warriorsallied with wood elves because i really needed a trade partner and grombrindal doesn't make it easy with his I HATE ALL ELVES shit (negative diplomacy with all elves)
UFFF : >>225930398
>>225930756saw it earlier, they should add it in the app it would boost motivation for sure.>>225930751I like skaven so much, best thing to come out of warhammer fantasy
>>225926883Plumpkin.>>225930663Interesting.
>>225930725are those Russians Jews who are secular or they just live and work there?
>>225930811Wew.
>>225930811they're my wife's favorite factionone day she was playing the fae enchantress and got nuked by ikit clawfell in love since then
going to clean my room >>225930825most russians are jewish but very secular, there is a segment which is basically goyim but it's not a large one. the russian shops serve the original immigrants, while 2nd geners are basically integrated. >>225930834I figured you'd like it lol>>225930835based wife
>>225930919I see>>225930947look at them - naked and afraid
>>225931064>Foreign residents in Malta are about to pay more as tax as the government announces new amount coming into effect from January 2027.This?
>>225930947is that ketchup?is that fish?why is there plain pasta
'em>>225930539
>>225931198Yes.
>>225930454I bought some secreto (just standard secreto, not Ibérico) to eat today.I'll eat it quite plain, in fact I forgot to buy garlic so I won't even use garlic when basting.
>>225931128>>225931303Turkey, pepper bell, pasta, "tomato sauce cooked with vegetables"
>>225931730your sauce is too thick it looked like ketchup and the pasta is an odd choice, but otherwise i would absolutely devour that
>>225931774it's a tube of sauce my mum bought, it's quite decent, i mixed it ofcprevious such tube was some tomato sauce with onionsalso bought smoked garlic recently
>>225931694Nice, I've always wanted to try those spanish special porks>>225931730what I don't understand is why don't you combine everything in the pan so the sauce and juices coat the pasta
>>225931944Frankly, I thought about it. But it was inconvenient because I was cooking meat for two days and some parts weren't finished so I made my plate for lunch while the meat for tomorrow was still cooking.
>>225931989Try it next time, you can even eat straight from the pan so one less dish to wash after that.
MY EYES AAAAA ONIONS
I noticed that asian women tend to have big ass calves
>>225931989you're getting better big B
>>225927771me too!
loonch
My mum made some strudel, very tasty
>final solution of the foid question
I'm making Spanakopita, I haven't slept btw. >>225932821nice, I love the vermicelli in the rice, it's a nice touch
I made the secreto and then toasted the bread in the leftover fat.
>>225932873it's a lebanese thing, try itit tastes greatyou fry the vermicelli in olive oil before you add water and rice
>>225932942yes I've done it
>>225932764She was cosplayed as Smurfette and had blue skin but amazing body
>>225932962oh great, is it a thing where you live too or did you try it because of us?
>>225931064Based
>>225932924Oh man I can just tell that will be juicy and deliciously fatty
>>225932924based
>>225933030I have tried it before, I watch a lot of cooking videos and I've seen it and my favorite Turkish spot in the city make it like that.
>>225932868if a brown guy did this there would be 500 retweets about the west falling
>>225933081oh that's cool, i figured turks do it too
no kids came yesterday so now i have days worth of candy
>>225933288kids were coming to my apartment building 3-4 years ago but i didn't have candy, next year I bought candy and nobody came, now we have an electronic lock and nobody comes
>>225933345last year they came and some of them were muslim and wouldn't take haribosthis year i prepared some vegan options and now i have to eat that dogshit
Yeah it's over imc, it's raining, I've been cooking and eating all day and I'm gonna gain 1 kilo.
>>225933412based it' worth it
>>225933395whats wrong with Haribo, also isn't Halloween Haram?
>>225933412also i wish we lived close by i'd come to you with food and we can exchange move to germany
>>225933426most muslims are not religious enough to avoid halloween and christmas, even saudis celebrate christmas nowharibo has gelatin, which is made from pig there is a halal/vegan haribo that costs twice as much
This is one of the best pitas I've ever made, double the filo leaves, dip it in some honey and it's incredible, I wish I could share it with /med/
>>225933469what's that sauce? it looks like it has honey?
>>225933437>and we can exchange>move to germanywhat do you mean lel>>225933459>not religious enough>gelatin is not halal peculiar >>225933482it is honey, specifically pine honey from Greece.
>>225933288Same here. I think it's been 3 or 4 years since we've had a single trick or treater. It's dying out in my part of London, whereas my niece who lives in a small village got a huge bucket with enough sweeties to send a stout man into a diabetic coma.
>>225933508if you moved to germany we can be neighbors and we can exchange food we cookedyou eat our cooking we eat yours etc>>gelatin is not halalyeah pork is the no no red line most muslims draw, it is weird >it is honey, specifically pine honey from Greece.interesting
>>225933526did the cat write that message
>>225933534I wouldn't move but maybe if I visit. I actually like living in Bulgaria.
>>225933526Candy boys never recovered from their disastrous convention.
>>225933590sure thing, i have a spare room and you can get a free vacation here if you wanti'm not posting what city i live in here, if you ever want to you'd need a discord or telegram to discuss it
>>225933616>i'm not posting what city i live in hereyeah obviously don't do that :) thanks for the invite, I would like to visit Germany actually someday.
>>225933564Its intentions were transmitted to me via toxoplasmosis.
>>225933653sure, my offer is serious and i'd be happy to meet you>>225933655and they say cats are bad for you
Do the nafri realize the posts are archived and can be used against him at the Mouhākamah about his grooming for gay orgies?
>>225932393Living on mountainous areas and having to walk everywhere.
>>225933714thats very kind thank you >>225933737I'm what they call superstraight if I go it will probably be with someone but I would hang out with him and his wife
>>225933737nigga just because i'm bi doesn't mean everything i do is sexualif anything i'm not a very sexual person irlhe's cool, cooks cool stuff and isn't unhinged that i would fear for my lifewhat's wrong with meeting him and watching him cook something then cooking something for him after?
also it's very concerning you know the arabic word for trial that's very specific, who told you?>>225933980sure, but my whole offer was about free accommodation to make the vacation cheaperwe have a bed and a couch, incase you are two guests
>>225934036gays are sex-craversnafris are rapistsso a gay nafri is extra dangerousNOT relaxingsimple as>>225934082i just googled nigga
>>225934300keki met multiple anons from this sitetotal sex : 1, wife>googledpeculiar
>>225934368Alright, I did not googled, it came up in a discussion with my houthis-bros about what should be done of MBS once his fake country collapse
>>225934082I dread travelling alone so if I can take a girl with me that would be nice, I dont mind staying in a hotel.
>>225934407>I dread travelling alonestrongest zoomer
>>225934450I mean Ive done it many times but its always fun with someone else
coomed on the German girl's belly yesterday but she got the ick when she learned I didn't have a relationship beforedidn't go in her eitherlikely ovah
>>225934563>no relationship beforeShould have told her about the black girl frrr
>>225934405see? it's easier to tell the truthwhy are you friends with houthisaren't you scared of being on a list>>225934407well thats your choice, we can be your travel buddies by receiving you fr>>225934563peculiar
>>225934610she asked about sex too so I said I have some little experienceanyway it is what it isdon't vibe so well with her anyway aside from cuddling and kissingthe black girl is still nice to me + she has a nicer ass so perhaps I will come crawling back to her
>>225934630Favstian shitposting went too far o algo
>>225934563damn so you had sex or no? i'm confusedalso what a bitch, what was her reaction?
>>225934786we cuddled and I dry humped her, I think she had her period anyway + wanted a condom last time so mehthen I jerked off on top of hershe's not a bitch, she's nice about itjust asked about experience today and then sent me a voice message after she was back that she's not sure if it's a problem for herso it is a problem for her
>>225934862in the next episode: i came in the german girlthe swabian sexes on
>>225934862>then I jerked off on top of herwhy didnt she help, thats rude>just asked about experience today and then sent me a voice message after she was back that she's not sure if it's a problem for herweird, i dont get that desu
Brunched, woolked and boughted clothes. Very foidpilled day>>225929003Hope you recover well! I only drank 1 half beer and a glass of wine this month and both times were for some big occasions and very optional.The non alcohol life is thus very possible, I can stop and not miss it.>>225929058I stayed home and played spooky games and watched spooky movies while a deep fog settled outside. Very kino. You?>>225929599Indeed! Main nip girl is 10/10 indeed, lucky for plapping her in dreams. Glad you liked the movie, it's quite cozy>>225930518Real
>>225928512the swiss say im cumturally muslim so i dont know those things
>>225934991>Brunched, woolked and boughted clothes. Very foidpilled dayAnon-kun, why did you wear a dress today at work?>i'm disguised as a tranny
>>225934862>+ wanted a condom last time so mehlol, blud is getting greedy
>>225935277lil' chuddies won't create themselves
>>225935308trvkenvkem
Is Xlebian the most cosmopolite?Mf post on Brit, balk, med, mena
Giant poo tore my twink asshole apart. The size of that fella. A child arm.>>225935146Kek HR would be rocked. Also Elliot is very raped looking, funniest celeb with Jonah
>>225935856lolI just saw /mena/ and thought they would appreciate the pita since they invented itive never posted there before
>>225935915
>>225935954un pipe de pepe
speaking of /mena/ where is morocco anon?
>working on art collaboratively
>>225936233>anything collaboratively
>>225934991Sounds like a nice weekend, good for youI watched terrible football and went to bed, not great; tonight I'll have a dinner with my former colleagues
>>225936256it is a challenge with practical things like working in a kitchen or fixing up a car you just have to be mr big dick and raise your voice and order things around confidently but the artsy types are too mentally ill to understand basic hierarchal mechanicsalso tf2 is overrun by trannoids now we can't have anything in this world
>>225936256why do they have 3 monitors?
>>225936431I played a bit on Odissey earlierBest map of the last few years in my opinion
>>225936431just take a 'lix and rape them
>>225936475playing spy on it is greatalas my """friends""" have aspergers and only tolerate playing on the same 3 maps they have been playing on for the past 12 years>>225936514they/them/xhem need rape correction but that is not the kind of bond I have with this art buddy characteralthough he has been acting worryingly homosexual latelylack of pussy will do that to zoomers I think
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