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first for bavaria

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frog subedish

Ever done those poos where it is so well formed and tight that there is no need to wipe? Like the loo roll is clean even when it's been up your bum?

>>225928369
Time to go find a girlfriend (jk, not yet, need to charge my phone)
Checked to see if he was pointing anywhere specific and it's 9 in that, just like in real life!
...I will make opportunity wait

Apparently sunrise is at 5:50 am, but it's already daytime before that, pretty confusing terminology.

>>225928384
we call it a ghostie round these parts

Hello everybody, I'm autistic!

>>225928384
ghost poo

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>>225928380
thoughts on this bavarian restaurant menu

the zesty mandem

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>>225928395

>>225928384
i like to shave my asshole for this specifically, less wiping, shit falls off more cleanly.

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>>225928399
>boneless chicken breasts marinated in seasoned marsala wine

>>225928404
and better for rumpy pumpy

>>225928399
hook up a nigga with some fried chicken

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Next door has plumber over and he's making all the noises in the world ruining my nice quiet Sunday plans

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>>225928421
>rumpy pumpy
lol cute

>>225928429
see I told you he would be a poo german

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>>225928350
no worries :)

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Mad that this road is in Myanmar

>>225928384
spooky post i just did a firm poo 2min ago
bit too firm for my liking will drink more water tomorrow

https://youtube.com/shorts/tIVmKO9BgXs

the dreaded slowdown

In England, it is considered polite to offer your children to a Muslim gang

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gm

>>225928453
Our bumholes were briefly connected via the global network of pipes, chilling

>>225928384
yeah that happens a few times a year, wish everytime was like that

>>225928468
if you replace the word "short" with "watch" in the link, you can make it embed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVmKO9BgXs

You speak newspeak, your favourite word is wholesome.

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our

In Australia, it is considered polite to perform a land acknowledgement before sniffing petrol

>>225928452
it's interesting that when new technologies come into existence, a lot of people are very eager to adopt them, disregarding the potential flaws or side effects, like cars and car centric infraestructure.

>>225928380
Servus!

>>225928475
gorgeous view that would love this apartment might be bit noisy though

>>225928492
Going to wholesome in your asswhole some (except big cums)
Your buns

our

My true uncensored thoughts on Kelly Clarkson Drama (Q&A)

>>225928474
fuck off chud, women are strong and independent, they sleep with pakis out of their own choosing.

all my cups and plates are metal because im autistic and drop them all the time

>>225928503
They're not going to have high speed rail are they?

Thinking of shagging an escort tomorrow

>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at all
>exit website
surely this is incredibly common and will tank their usage statistics
especially when google recently admitted pushing AI is already harming actual website engagement

bees built big busses for you. be grateful.

>>225928531
pewter and tin living like 1439

i slept so little my dick doesn't work

it's weird how the visit dubai advert starts with them going 'look we know it's a bit shit here'

>>225928475
it doesnt get much better than this

>>225928539
>>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at all
its so ai cant steal the content

>>225928452
>no traffic jams
Proof that building more lanes improves traffic flow

>>225928518
Wholesome penis
It's yours
I'll watch the foreskin, you take care of the shaft

just installed a clue

Abolish 20 mph zones.
Abolish bus lanes.
Abolish cycle lanes.
Raise all speed limits by at least 5 mph.
Raise the motorway limit to 80 mph.
Ban all new railway lines.
Ban browns and blacks from driving.
Fill the potholes with Nigerians.

>>>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at all
>its so ai cant steal the content
This tanks SEO anyway as the website can't get ranked with keywords if the crawler can't read the website (and make sure there are no issues)
There are other things like backlinks and redirects though

quuuuuueeeeeaaaaaaaccckkkkkkkk dddddddduccjjjjjuccks in sacred stream beneath the swallows den, on sacred Sunday silently squeaking suddenly seeking some sun.

nice shirt does it come in your size

>>225928537
i don't know, but just a few days ago there was a high speed rail accident in spain that killed like 70 people.

Oh, have we stopped posting the cartoon frogs?

Was the joke that you're autistic never funny to begin with?

>>225928595
Wholesome
*Cums*

>>225928574
> Raise the motorway limit to 80 mph
Never understand this. Most normal people drive 77-80 mph on the motorway anyway so if you raise the legal limit to 80 people are going to start driving closer to 90

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Foxy having a morning scratch

>>225928613
:3 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's mad is that AI can solve the hardest mathematical problems known to man, ones which have eluded the brightest minds for hundreds of years, yet AI is incapable of accessing a website if it asks for an email sign-up.

They've tried training the most powerful AI models to create an email address, wait for a verification email, then click the verification link but it simply cannot be done. It causes the AI computers to explode. This is why requesting email sign-up is still such a powerful and important tool to prevent AI scraping, even in 2026.

Wholesome

>>225928627
>What's mad is that AI can solve the hardest mathematical problems known to man
can it though

>>225928613
Foxberg

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>>225928603

>>225928627
i think ur being sarcistical

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Don't like PC gaming much desu. Computers are for work and sitting at a desk is not a position conducive to relaxing.

Simion says just jump in the the lions dens, squeebiteebzopbop, so says he on Sunday.

AI is finished. The bubble will burst very soon.

>>225928627
Yeah yeah call me when AI can suck my dick and inflate my car tires perfectly so I can go to work (and not get cheated on)

>>225928652
what if you had a gf and she was sucking your willy while you game on some minecraft

"This'll show them" I mutter as I stab arcane Linux commands into my cartoon frog directory having successfully recoded my kernel drivers whilst wearing my pink programmer socks.

"Sure showed him!" I chuckle in my private transgirl discord server, as anime after anime profile pictures react with skull memes.

"Think I'm autistic do you? Think again. Just because I'm 30 doesn't mean anything". It was then my mother knocked on the door asking me if I was okay.

>>225928608
>Most normal people drive 77-80 mph on the motorway anyway
Don't think that's true
Anyway I'd add more cameras to keep it to 80

>>225928652
so do it in bed

>>225928652
You can't play proper CS 1.6 on a console I reckon.

Using AI to crack the recipe for dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes

>>225928668
i'll do you in bed mate

test

guys are we supporters of CANZUK movement?

>>225928675
Sure showed him!

Reason I think foids hate Malfoid is because it unlocked repressed PTSD from fit blondes all getting the men and all the other girls being second to fit blondes before they ruined it for themselves by burning coal (which gave all the other types a chance). The only thing better than blondes are ponytails

>>225928681
ok!! :)

>>225928652
True
I made the mistake of gettig rid of my TV so now I have to plug my PS5 into my PC monitor if I want to play it
Before I could just relax in bed

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>>225928640
I would never!

>>225928685
no its retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWwH-Av9hEk

so heckin retro

Brits think Dubai is peng.

Screaming

nothing to do is there

>>225928667
I drive on the m5 everyday for work mate. Unless you’re going to have a camera ever half mile it won’t work

That lad's had his jimmies rustled by frogs

https://youtube.com/watch/nDMQX28p-DM

>>225928692
lol mate every woman is a whore who has had at least 20 dicks inside her by the time she's 20
Your 7/10 looksmatch has been having a train run on her since school

>>225928718
>7/10 looksmatch
lmao if i looked like 7/10 i would be out shagging all the time as well

dubai chocolate labubu

>>225928699
Why’s that

reckon some of those motorway cameras aren't real except around london
also reckon average speed checks around roadworks aren't real

>>225928705
My far removed cousin lives there

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>lol mate every woman is a whore who has had at least 20 dicks inside her by the time she's 20
>Your 7/10 looksmatch has been having a train run on her since school

>>225928725
No you wouldn't

get the 10 quid TikTok shop regatta fleeces ordered xx

>>225928745
yes i would i be a 7/10 lmao

>>225928734
you'd be opening up the uk to millions of browns who live in canada and australia

>>225928736
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

So what's the deal with like half of the population glazing Jeffery Epstein, the child raping murderer that probably also had lots of people there born on the island and raised there and those people are probably among us? Is it because they got mental broke or can they not imagine the horrors?

>>225928755
Yeah but I could also leave the Uk

>>225928749
Why do you have this pish saved

>Celebrity Traitors fans hit bars to watch series climax
>One South London bar provided Claudia Winkleman-themed cocktails and its very own banishment ceremony
there really is a whole other world out there

>>225928763
old boy horny as fuck

>>225928685
It's not 1906, CANZUK today is globhomo ZOG shit.

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>>225928736
but these are

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>>225928760
Source?

>>225928759
yeah i sped through all those areas

>>225928725
Kek me as well
>>225928718
Well no guy will say no to pussy but everyone is simping for blondes while the rest are side characters like with that polyandry graph o algo

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already got today's lunch planned out

>>225928760
Fuentes says Epstein/Epstein island has become the new Holocaust, people parrot any claim they want with zero proof

Why would I open up my country to mongs from the yookay and canada

>>225928763
get in there andy lad

>>225928782
>everyone is simping for blondes while the rest are side characters like with that polyandry graph o algo
Doubt

Hypergamy*
Like the sexy blonde psycho top of the pyramid male being a girl and the same thing but for girls. Now they're seething is how it seems

>>225928787
it's not 'your' country though is it, you're not the king of australia.

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looks like twins

Weinstein and Epstein are probably innocent tbqh
Just foids accusing them of rape

>>225928805
Yes I am

Average speed check cameras are definitely real I used to install them

>>225928786
Fuentes definitely seems like a Trump sucker offer though

>>225928784
never had a deep dish

pizza inspector

Sir Speed Camera

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Going to feed the ducks now

>>225928819
Average arse cheek checker
Mm tjinkgn about butts

>>225928836
Throw yourself in while you're at it

turkish girl feet

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>>225928836
gwack gwack gwack

>>225928787
same reason you opened it up to everyone else lol
UK is 83% white
Australia is 69% white

Foids sat here seething when they could just be my girlfriend that's crazy

Sir dubs getter

>>225928820
literally the exact opposite he's telling people to vote democrat

>>225928820
Quite the opposite
https://files.catbox.moe/x6vbi4.mp4

it's almost that time where I have to leave you

>>225928855
sent that wog flying

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nearly time for egg

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mad that
walked over there only a few months ago

>>225928886
egg

>>225928369
oh good another early new which will be deleted

>>225928892
hmm how heavy are you lad

>>225928692
I think it's mostly just social media addicted women.
Women hate Malfoid (and all fictional characters in general) because they feel like they're losing to them. They see men are enjoying it more than they're enjoying them and it gets under their skin.

You see it with other things too, like more modest and traditional women, virgins, Asians, etc. Loads of women can't stand men having preferences like that.
Wmoen on social media I must stress, I don't think the majority of women even care but there's a very vocal group of women whose lives are social media

eggmong loves his eggs

The britjeet is talking about his percentages again

>>225928850
that's a goose you idiot

>>225928909
scr

>>225928896
egg

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why does anyone care what this bald cunt has to say

aussies really start fumbling once the 69% thing gets brought up lol

>>225928872
>>225928877
Hmmm... Interesting...

>>225928922
egg

in my head i'm say im so desperate i just want physical affection i'll even do somethiing a bti gay with a pretty guy but then i get to the gay sex parties and it's just not for me even after a load of drinks i just dont want men lol

>>225928917
yeah i feel like you guys already had this exact conversation like 1 month ago.

Britjeet seething that his countrymen beg to be let into Australia

>>225928937
ok

>>225928938
I made a few shitposts and he's been mindraped ever since, sort of pity him, if I'm being honest

too many boring retards on right now
not interested

I like all nice people :)

How about it's Britjeet Macron

I remember watching The Wire a couple years back and was shocked to learn Idris Elba is British because of hood good his accent in the show is.

When I went to Australia I didn't even see a koala or actually a lot of the animals Australia is known for but I did see a kangaroo and a wombat as well as a bin chicken and lots of other cool birds
they've also got normal animals like cows and that but they look like regular cows really

>>225928960
Lot of future Timothy James Byrnes posting here though

>judge in America saying he *could* throw him in prison and be done with it and go from there
Founding Father Thomas Jefferson turning in his GRAVE right now. Out with the judge!

goodbye brit

>>225928973
>bin chicken
Cor did you eat one or any of the other Chinese delicacies

>>225928979
please don't do it, you have so much to live for

>>225928987
Reckon they'd taste like bin juice

>>225928987
yea we menulogged some dimmies

I mean Benjamin Franklin (don't like him though)
Umm, Google AI says Jefferson wrote most of the declaration of independence

What theme should I choose for the next thread

rorke not getting his curried goat because they queue for the Jamaican stall was too long

>>225928999
>handsome
reaching

Nothing says "not autistic" to accusations of being a moron than spamming 50 images of the same green cartoon frog and getting upset when the joke fails to land

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wonder when she'll stream again, couldn't watch her last stream, i was busy.

Erm
Let me be frank,

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>>225929027
how about a red frog then

>>225929027
Is that you FrogCollector69?

You're pretending to be upset again, aren't you?

>>225929027
you have been mindraped

I'm Chinese

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>>225928999
>using toddler as human shield

mindgaped

mindblacked

>stayc
would you?

>>225929040
It's me! How did you know?

I'm just some stupid mindraped idiot, aren't I. Perhaps I should sockpuppet more often with my favourite dolls; that'll do the trick!

That nigga is angry

That's spaedos new gimmick filtered

Backhanded compliment to get girlfriend: find an anorexic rape victim and say you're too fat to get raped. They would start crying, which is a good thing if you want to make them your girlfriend (mentally ill women crying) if you gaslight them into knowing it's their fault they're crying or asking who made them cry

In the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo

aussies be like: oi mate, chick out me Pokemon dick

>>225928971
i'm watching oz and it's wild seeing eamonn walker after watching him play a poof in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFlTZzefD-c

Oi mate, check out me pokemon dick

ok lads that's enough
let's get back to the sewers

>>225929077
What does this mean? Can anyone explain this weird piece of writing!

Oh if only there were green cartoon frog images on this. That'd help me understand!

a lot of people don't know that but girls like "those funny cartoon frogs"

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>>225928997

jamaicans be like: mr lovah lovah

So glad COVID out all the normies inside to fuck up 4chan and make graphics cards permanently more expensive... NOT

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Not liking frog on 4chan?

>>225929101
Just the typical boring babble uttered by a frogposter

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>>225929102

>>225929107
mr boom spastic

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>>225929119
yep

>>225929103
If you weren't gay, and a guy put a black cock dildo over his cock and fucked you with it, does the dildo make it not gay or are you making it about gay blacked shit instead of not being gay

>>225929112
Womfy!

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Out on my morning incel walk

>>225929074
least mentally ill incel

>>225929129
i'm gay

Happy birthday Adolf Hitler

>>225929135
Even the ducks think you're pathetic

My missus is a year older than me, is this a problematic age gap?

>>225929112
its a quote from the love song of j alfred prufrock lol
why he put a name on to do it idk

>>225929135
I love swans but they hiss at me
>>225929151
she should be in jail

James Acaster is a fucking useless cunt

Finished watching cyberpunk season 2
It's not bad, but season 1 is better

>>225929169
>they hiss at me
Good, I hope they castrate you

I'll stop the world and fart with poo

The roving flocks of scissor wielding swans scaring adult Bulgarian ex-cocaine addicts

my arse is open wide

>>225929144
What amount of piss smells do you girls like

>>225929179
thanks

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>>225929204
>my arse is open wide
congrats on passing the british citizenship test!

going to chinatown on an incel walk and walking in on the triad killing a dude

Lovely day with my only friends (the ducks)

But at least mummy loves me

He's doing it

Gonna clean my bedroom today aren't I

>>225929220
Is this how you bypass filter settings, FrogCollector69?

yob tvayu mat

>>225929241
good lad i need to do a hoover and pu thte washing on but not sure i can be bothered to do either today

Last night there was a very cute Vietnamese girl

yo cody pastor brian touched cregg's wiener he's a peddafile dude

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It smells like poop.

>>225929242
No, stop!

You're embarrassing yourself on an online anonymous internet forum!

https://youtube.com/shorts/Nd7Dz2Amp3w
Holy shit!

>>225929259
God, you're right

What will my online friends think of me now. Forsooth! I am verily much defeated. And after a night of heavy drinking too; forshame!

>>225929176
girls love him

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it is now time for egg

Just realised that Rorke isn't a patriot. If he was he would be interested in and partake in British pagan holidays and traditions.
Instead he obsesses over some romanticised Americanised version of 50s Britain that didn't particularly exist

>>225929298
we love her

>>225929301
What do I do?

*exists*

>>225929316
have egg

anyone do anything fun last night then

rorke gave up

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London's East End produced no one finer.

>>225929328
no, why would I do that?

>>225929322
How?

>>225929135
You're a Freemason.

>>225929308
*stabs you and steals your wallet*

If rorke really is who he says he is, he'll post a selfie with a timestamp. But he won't, because he's scared.

>>225929308
>British pagan holidays


>"Samhain" is not even mentioned in a U.S. paper until the late 1890s, yet Halloween celebrated there since (at least) the 18th C. Halloween is exactly what it says: a mighty Medieval Christian festival of the dead & at the heart of Halloween ritual lies a huge & forgotten social fact of our Christian past: begging & alms-giving. The root of 'disguise'. We dress up not to avert evil or ward off the dead (later post-Reformation gothic accretions), but to beg food & alms from obligated elites. It is the 'modernising' actions of monastery dissolution & enclosure which isolate the elites, condemn vagrancy by Poor Law & kill Halloween. Some of the last, 'haunted' guisers in early modern lit are Lear, the Fool & Poor Tom—unaccommodated man, victim of the 'new' vagrancy laws. "Samhain" doesn't appear in Australian newspapers until the early 1900s. The Halloween/Samhain conflation due to Gaelic revivalists.

Ahem
*taps the sign*

nigga from england

>>225929328
i went to watch clayface with a friend, it's a good movie, nothing groundbreaking but it's alright.

bossman forgot my poppadoms

And the young adult women who look like my anime cartoons? Please someone post them

>>225929361
that'll be 32 quid plus white girl as tip, boss

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>225929328
yeah i was at a party

>>225929135
Swanberg

>>225929372
That why you watch only anime?

>>225929377
FONT

Inspect (Q)
Search: #skellington
Delete node.

>>225929372
women watch anime too

mfers will see an anime character with a japanese name and call him white

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I've had enough

sudo apt install opsec

>>225929328
was so hungover I spent the evening just trying to stay still so my heart didn't explode

BOO

>>225929412
Slut

am feel like crine

>>225929412
Apoolonian

might get that big bottle of sake in my local chinese supermarket

love a sunday roast but hate all the prep, 3 hours in the kitchen for 20 minutes of enjoyment not on is it

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Where nobody lives in America. All that green represents 0 population. We still have so much more room to grow as a country.

>The average British 5 year old is now shorter than the average 5 year old north Korean
Something in the food

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anime

HelloWorld("print")

>>225929445
Bought some online ten years ago and when I was hungover literally started going blind. Wonder if it was the adulterant.

im sexy