Augustus FitzRoy, 3rd Duke of Grafton edition
5 drinks in so farshould probably stop considering it's not even 2pm but then its' gery and grim outside so kinda feels like evening
https://youtu.be/1w2kaQUNLNY
got the AdultWork and UKpunting openplotting a tactical shag
>>225932836Don't know
Would love to bury my face in these like
>>225932852hows it evening
>>225932904e
>>225932904clearly baiting for a predictable reply
>>225932904Elton John
Jesus why do you guys have to fight me on everything. For arguments sake let's say that is AI, I can find a hundred confirmed real women for the same price. I've literally seen them in peeson. Is this one organic enough for you?
>>225932904Looks nice. Leftover pasta for me.
>>225932904SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING
>>225932904all that effort for such a tiny portionwhat's the po;int
the mouseadook
>seen them in peesonme when im telling my son about watersports
>>225932948you must be really lonely
NOW RATING:>>225932948SCORE: 0%[||||||||||||---] 100%your post is 80% boring
just remembering in the last thread when that lad posted 'poo' aha. good times.
>>225932948link i'm 5 drinks in and coudl do with a shag >>225932949saladin farted on it
>>225932863part of me both loves and hates UKpunting, one half of me finds the reviews useful and I like the old forum culture, but the other finds the concept of "reviewing" escorts and talking about it with others online to be a bit tragic, especially with how seriously a lot of them seem to take it.
what are some good hobbies for someone looking to de-runtify?
nigga bastards arguing about prostitutes
>>225932949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs
>>225932973>>225932975omdz what is wrong with canadians
>>225932948VivaStreet is full of dogs laduse AdultWork instead
and who could forget dear poopdog
>>225933001runescape private servers
>>225933007>canadiansit's just dtfic post halloween incel blues another year another lack of any party female attnetion etche's going extra crazy
the first day of no nut november
>>225933001Something creativeGood for the mental and it helps you see things with a different eye
>>225933001>de-runtify?depends how many years youve been a runtafter a certain amount of time its just not possibleyoure eternally a runt
>>225933018he said de-runeify
>>225933007loads mate
>>225932998yeah it's useful but a lot of the guys are just perverted old bastards (and I mean old, there's loads of guys in their late 50s or older on there)I mostly just look if a 'scort has any negative reviews
>>225933031Horrendous thing to do after a month of Locktober
>>225933013I used adult work. Viva is Easter to screenshot and be clear. Viva is crab but looks long enough and you'll find some gems that only pop up for a couple of days and vanish. I bet you've missed out on some right crackers.Poor lad haha
>>225933001Language learning
one of the canadians who posts here is a woman i can tell
>>225933031but i came twice today
doo doo dada
>canadians (plural)
>>225933067I thought VivaStreet is just full of Thais and Romanianswill have a look though
>>225932994She's not great, I wouldn't bother linking you that
>>225933087epic post!!!!!!!
>>225933031It's been 3 weeks for me and I'm getting jittery
whenever you interrupt his OCD he goes fucking bonkers for the rest of the thread O.o
Standard UK Halloween
new bradley walsh show tonight :)
>>225933031pointless exercise
shall be wanking everyday this month
>>225933091im bit drunk and i'm west london so why not >>225933111saw girls dressed even skimpier than that on the tube and they wre younger
hi goran
>>225929616remember when everyone thought luigi was a genius just because he has a goodreads account
>>225933133It's not even three mate
>>225933090You haven't been on for a while. The Romanians were kicked out of the country years ago. Also depends which area you're in. I don't get many Thais in my search. It's nearly all Brazilians now. It's not even worth looking mate unless you're obsessed with me and check constantly for the rare amazing prozzies that doesn't know how it works and/or is just new. Get loads of those on Craigslist too
>>225933135…greetings
>>225933135don't let him in
>>225933148see >>225932852
>>225932998>>225933048Never heard of that site, can you post some of your favourite reviews? I like that kind of thing
>>225933146no one thinks he is actually a genius for having a goodreads account, they think that because he's good lookingif rorke told people he had one everyone would call him bent
>>225933133Nice, let's meet up and pull some real women together at Belushi's. What are you doing here?Have you banged a prozzie before? https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/hammersmith-west-london/marie-fantastic-french-lady/349194024
>>225933146was he sentenced yetthere were six or seven different psyops since so i lost track
>>225933133Weeeee
>>225933180bro she's 40 wtf belushis why there do u like those bars?no never had prozzie before
>>225933107Saw a gaggle of wogs going at it in the road on my way home last night. Don't know why a bit of fun always turns them feral
>>225933196yeah i do kinda do that sometimes haha or play music out loud and try get the tube dancing
>>225933212>a gaggle of wogsthe old coon platoon, as it were
>>225933204I told you that she was crap you donkey, you must listen ok. I just screenshoted the first thing in the first page.I actually hate bars like that, i just know it's where you need to go for these kinds of slags >>225933196
>>225933228does it ever work
>prostitutescannot FATHOM giving someone money who would otherwise be repulsed by you
seasideMARK out having a few jars with his pub mates. Living with fish odour syndrome deee lads
>>225933196
>>225933257Imagine how your parents feel
>>225933275kek
>>225933232Say that to their facesYou won’t.
>>225933257imagine how anyone who's ever served you feels
I’m sorryNever figured it outI wish I couldYou know I would
>>225933232scr
>>225933275He should be deported instantly. The world is a joke
>>225933286Of course not, it's incredibly offensive and would likely lead to a confrontation. Why would I do that? I'm just making a joke amongst /brit/ friends, you silly goose.
>>225933277>>225933290that hit a nerve didnt ityou can just feel the disgust they have talking to you after they tell you to put the condom onlool
>>225933275is he doing that for money or just for fun
>>225933277
Might convert to judaism and join the most fanatical zionist cult that’ll have me
if food says "use by 1 November" does that mean you need to use it before 1 November or use it up to and including 1 November
>>225933275"Hello I have just annoyed you in a confined space. Give me money now."
>>225933257True, I've never used one but I do like the idea of paying a few pennies to make someone do something they really wouldn't want to do. It's a turn on to know a beautiful girl would suck my cock for £100 when she'd never give me the time of day otherwise
>>225933257Honestly in my experience most of them enjoy having sex with you, they'd just never date you, giving them money just skips the humiliation ritual of hookup culture. I've taken girls out to dinner and spent £100+ for nothing in return, at least with a prozzie I'm guaranteed a return. And believe me, you can tell the difference between a girl who has no interest in you and is just doing it for the money vs a girl who actually vibes with you and finds you attractive.
>>225933329depends
>>225933275the poor lad at the end was trying his best to get rid of that bbc juice
>>225933329It means it's fine until at least a week after don't be a pussy
>>225933257especially when casual sex is so easy
Why are there so few black Pepes? Memeology should be an inclusive discipline
since when is /brit/ pro-prossie, you lot tend to look down on those who use escorts
I've decided I'm not going to see the Heterochromia lady again after Fridays date guys. I know you'd want to know
>>225933248is it not the frew times i've beenwhich one u going to london bridge?
>>225933308That’s right, good boy
>>225933355be the change you wish to see in the world
this fella actually thinks escorts enjoy having sex with him, and copes with the whole well ackshully you pay them anyway through dating and giftsscreaming. you cannot save oofy doofys
>>225933313he's doing it because he's black
>>225933353says the literal virgin
>>225933376Why you raging, incel?
>>225933329sniff test, if it doesn't look or smell off then it's fine.
>>225933359
>>225933376the second part is right
>>225933381you don't know me
>>225933397you pay women for sex LOL
>>225933359>since when is /brit/ pro-prossiesince forever
>>225933376>too much of a pussy to actually reply directlyhow does it feel to be what you can never touch?
>>225933402I do this
>>225933376the "you pay anyway" is the worst cope niggas in this website came up with
i will eat your ass
>>225933343Exactly. If I was ugly I'd probably feel different about it and if I see she's not delighted to see me I'll walk away. I've had a genuine laugh with a lot of them and gotten compliments (which everyone will say is fake), I even asked one out just to see what she's saying and she said she was up for meeting up
>>225933422oh no im so scared about clicking the number in your post and posting that way!!
remember that bitch who strangled her 3 kids and admitted she did it and biofems gave her over a million dollarsmental
golfball
>>225933436It's the least you could do
>>225933442yeah was like 2 months ago
>>225933369Hammersmith
Does shagging prossies mean you're not an incel any more? Maybe in a technicality but I think spiritually you're still an incel if you can't organically get a shag
>>225933421Any update on this lad? I liked him and hope he's doing well
>>225933421>How does it taste?>mmmfffphhhhgghhhh
>>225933454vast majority of people who shag prossies are married
remember when everyone kept saying i cant breed
When you pay women for sex, is it not really awkward when you turn up? How does it all go and how does she get you in the mood? I think my autistic brain couldn't get over the fact that she's only fucking me for money and if I wasn't paying her she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole
>>225933376When a woman doesn't like it it's really really obvious, even when she has to pretend for her job. You're a sad man, not everyone is you. Anons probably pulls slags the conventional way
>>225933475Ok fine another technicality but I'm talking about if someone who could never have sex otherwise, I think they're still incelesque at the very least. Bit like going prison gay or doing a rape, it doesn't really count
lying in my bed i hear the clock tick and think of you
>>225933475yes because their wife has no attraction for them since theyre incels being used for money and attentionso anyone who does shag an escort is indeed a spiritual incel. very much so.
>>225933440It's amazing how much of a psyop there is around prostitution that people just believe uncritically, there's no way anyone could actually enjoy selling themselves for sex and not enjoying it. Also like, she's fully within her power to turn you down at the door if she doesn't like the look of you, the idea that they're in it only for the money and any amount of friendliness or enthusiasm is performative is way more of a cucked pussy pedestal position.
>>225933454you're still an incel because yeah you need a woman to actually want to shag without any factors involvedif you were a broke college student would she want to shag
>>225933492you dont understand female nature if you think escorts are into you. i feel bad for you>he pays for sex but still probably gets it on the street too bro!hahah
>>225933491think you have to be sub 100 iq to do it the posters here prove that
>>225933492nigga it's quite literally their job to trick you into thinking they like itbut you're like "nah i can definitely tell"
what the hell is a shenron
bought a tickless clockI don't need to be notified every time a second passes
>>225933414Yeah it’s great, so why you raging? Jealous?
SPEND THAT SHIT SPEND THAT SHIT SPEND THAT SHIT SPEND THAT SHIT
>>225933549irish car
>34 year old olympian dies from bowel cancerwhat the fug is going onneed to talk to doctorberg about having my ass checked
thinking a prossy is into you is like thinking the used car salesman is your actual friend
It's only 2:15pmMad that
would you rather have a gay son who's in a happy same sex relationship or a straight incel son who pays for sex
>>225933452hmm maybe what time r u there now
>>225933584hot daughter
Do you actually eat the prawn crackers from a Chinese takeaway?
2pm already what the fuck
You lads ain't even ready
i'm worried about chad
>>225933523yeah ok mate i’m sure when you’re in your 40’s you’ll be able to attract actually fit women lmao. get a clue naive mong. professional athletes and actors are shagging prossies all the time by the way just because they’re fit and they can. you are cucked
>>225933421signed up for larkinloves cockpicsomething website to fuck her but didnt meanwhile that highschooler fucks his porncrush
dimeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvjZBRNsC28
I ain't scared of you mothafuckaz
right ummington https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1793542033459467.webm
>>225933627scran
>>225933567i'm not one of the hysterical anti-ai people but i think every one of those things are more useful and improved living standards more than AI
catbergs
>>225933599I have a couple, dog has a couple. Most go in the bin.
Heidi Klum stuns as dismembered human hand
>>225933627>>225933611yummydid you make the phyllo pastry or just buy it
>>225933567at least the number is up
>>225933611scranois
>>225933463think he tried to become a streamer, didn't work out, think he became a DJ or something
>>225933611Corrr would scran that. Got much appetite yet?
>>225933605
>>225933463seen him on naked attraction
>>225933620actually hysterical if you think actors and athletes with countless amounts of money are fucking some whore that billy and bob pay for, instead of rotating between women who genuinely like themwish i could be as delusional as you
i need heroin
>>225933659>did you make the phyllo pastryno, that's very hard, I've tried two times but I can never make it that thin...>>225933671I've been eating all day
>>225932949did you tip someone's ashes on this? wtf
mental how the world will collapse next weekhopefully its proper this time and not a larp like covid
>>225933674
>>225933704what makes you say that
>>225933704how will the world end next week then?
>>225933690ok that is what i expected but maybe you had a trick im too afraid to even try id just fuck it up
>>225933683same but lady bumhole
>>225933666>>225933666>>225933666
>>225933679they’re fucking loads of women including whores you dumb cunt as are are wealthy businessmen and bankers etc. you’re sheltered with weird cucked views on women
>>225933528It really is psychotic. There's actually a huge section of society who considers any type of prostitution as abuse and think it should be illegal because only a vulnerable woman with an unstable state of mind would need to do it. A lot of feminist are in this bracket too. It's funny though because that's anti feminism. What you're saying is women aren't intelligent enough to make a choice and be the one in power, and also a woman isnt allowed to decide what she does with her body.Quite funny hah
>>225933704mental how I nearly typed the exact same thing, must be something in the air
>>225933704Sorry but you’re still going to be a miserable incel next week and normies will still exist
crying
>>225933667>>225933678these sound like awful lies
>>225933738lol sure they are bud why would i eat mcdonalds if i can get a 5 star restaurant experience for free regularlythat is the logic you're going off of
pooing (for real)
>>225933594I'm not, I was just talking in general. I didn't think you'd say yes.Why the hell do you go to Belushi's anyway if it isn't for slags as you say you never even encountered any. That place is tacky as hell, you chavy little fella
unreal amounts of copium
Like it when you just don't give a fuck about the argument of the day so you don't have to get involved and can just watch from the sidelines
my little fat hairy cock being sucked by a stunning blonde with low self esteem
catberg trialing a new gimmick where he meows to come in and walks off when I open the window
>>225933704doubt it will
>>225933719>secret esoteric knowledge yes by virtue of being esoteric it is secret, dumb frog maker and of course dumb frog poster
>>225933772illegal and dangerous post
mental how power is going out next week
>>225933788sc mine does this too except it's by the back door's cat flap
>>225933719they already announced they're doing a cyberattack so trump can be dictator>>225933750>something in the airprobably half of europes governments, south america, south africa, japan and the usa suddenly announcing the world will collapse soon
>>225933722first time it was a complete mess, I got maybe 8 filo sheets that were cookable second time I adjusted the recipe but couldn't get them all uniformly thin, it's a real skill making those by hand, those in the store are obviously machine made and that's how they make em transparently thin
>>225933775inane non-analogyall those women who “genuinely like them” by the way are being bought expensive handbags, jewellery, having their rent paid etc
>Poundland founder warns collapse could lead to 30,000 job losses and cost taxpayers billions
>>225933751im not an inceli went out with an mtb last week
>>225933547Right, and she took the trickery really far agreeing to meet me in her day off, wasting a whole day of her limited free time just to cement the idea that she liked me when I went to see her. Wow she really cares. I wish NHS workers that that level of pride in their work. Things would be great here
>>225933784*pulls you by your collar into the field*yeah i need to take a breather and get some wateryou'll be arguing against someone who justifies shagging escorts because supposedly rich actors do it as wellgood luck!
>>225933722>>225933820They also put starch between the sheets so they don't stick together which was a real problem when I tried to make em.
'ysa
>>225933801ok how u know?
>>225933850we love her here
>>225933820>>225933846yeah ive seen videos of it being made and it looks insanely difficult even harder than puff pastry the frozen machine made stuff is good enough for me
the world will collapse so you absolutely must, MUST, stockpile 3 days worth of tinned legumes, soups and bottled water because 3 days' worth of heinz beans and a 12pack of bottled water will see you through the collapse of society as we know itt. all governments
Hate my shit pathetic meaningless incel existence
>>225933778lol what im upper middle class and have been taken there by friends like twice in the past 10 yearsnot my kinda place
>>225933854this is true
>>225933829all going onto the dole just an extra £4.5 million a year
>>225933853how don't you know?
>>225933841You are, and you didn’t
>>225933784i like to do a little pot stirring me
>>225933875not societythey will presumably shut off power in a cyberattack larp for trumps election
>>225933875use your brain lad, it's so they can say they told you to prepare. you should be prepared for longer
>>225933803silly buggerswonder what their game is
what is a mtb
>>225933650defeated her in caria manor then immediately went to mountaintops of the giants to defeat her again
>>225933873puff pastry is childs play compared to that. you just incorporate the butter and the only thing you have to worry about is working so the butter doesn't warm up so you every 10 mins you put it in the fridge or freezer
>>225933886actually mental you cant even fathom going outsidei wonder if its genetic or covid broke you
Just woke up
>>225933823yes lad actors who get lots of work done to look good on screen and athletes who look chiseled by adonis himself simply pay for sex just like yourself in a different way. there's no difference between some street hooker and multiple 20 year old women in their prime. you've done me!
>>225933540I never said they all love me. There have been a few times when I could tell they just found me acceptable at best. And I didn't enjoy it and would never dream of seeing them again. I have had a lot of genuine encounters though
>>225933918usually means mountain bike
>>225933829F
>>225933843and you paid her for her time, yes?NHS worker's wages aren't based on how much their patients like them and feel like they have a personal connection with themthat's why prostitution is so insidious - it blurs the line between relationship and transaction, and deliberately feeds off an imagined connection
will we still have to go to work
>>225933952hmm
>>225933978some of us
>>225933939I can fathom it I just can’t fathom you doing it.
so romesh and bash won the traitors
>race riots spread to germanyhard to say if they're genuine darkies chimping out or the us is involved
>>225934018thanks for the spoilers you absolute dickhead
>>225934018how can 2 niggas win it
rip in peace
>>225934027and they donated it to migrant charities
Waitrose weekly shop for a single man
>>225933878Messing with ya lad, was just wondering why you'd go. My curiousity has been satisfied.Pic related is where you want to swig and savour that earthy Guinness while accident brushing up against a nice backside.Wholesome
>>225934027LOL which episode you on?
>>225933978maybe but the world will collapse if the american warning of 90 days comes truejust impossible to come back from that as things are now
>>225933878Also you still didn't tell us what you're up to in west London
why did bongs stop naming their children archie
Face sitting, incest, choking porn will be outlawed in 5 DAYSWhat are you gonna do rorke?
>>225933947no one said anything about a “street hooker” retard people will pay for what they can afford. you’re a cuck
>>225934056looks like it might cost about 68 quid
>>225934075didn't the royal family do this recently
that word has lost all meaning
seaweed diet
>>225934079will black men sitting on white women be banned?
imagine if they banned blacked porn,
>>225934116No. This is to be positively encouraged as part of Burnham's Britain.
nigga name archie
>>225934079rorke smirking since no nut november will become a breeze if those are banned
the grangler has returned
>>225934079nothing because its just like the australian small tits ban
>>225934075archie gray scored for spurs yesterday and he's a wee lad
grinched a bitch at halloween
i've been listening to heartbeat asmr for 3 hours, i feel like a freak
cheef keir
>>225934079Are BNWO PMV´s safe?
>>225934145Right this is an open admission that you intent to break the law and watch illegal pornography
downloading that game called stray where you play as a 'berg
>>225933788>meowsFOY
14 hours into november not sure how much more i can take
uh oh
>>225934171those are mandatory
>>225934177mums like that game
>>225934175no, no, i dont think i am
what did I even do in October
Imagine: Japanese women
>>225934209can I....you know...
Ok I will drink it!!
>>225934209*imagines it*wtf, it's all pixelated
business idea: write posts about /brit/ personalities who don't exist so every other poster here is gaslit into thinking they do exist and they have specific posting styles
if this gets to main justice that's all our asses on the line!
>>225934233nice aislop pooloon pathar
Just get the new over and done with already I'm sick of how slow it's gotten
>>225934209word is they have bad breath
>>225934233
[B]enchod
Niggas talking shit bout you how do you respond?
https://www.tiktok.com/@ai.blockbuster/video/7702776995582709025might do this to my son
who's the most famous personality here?
>>225934204don't know any mums me except my mum and she doesn't play video games. do you play with other mums?
ain't nuthin but a g thang
>>225934295Wotan
>>225934295amer
>>225934295Rorke
If i had a girl with a gay friend ima make sure myself that dude is gay if u catch my drift
>>225934295I've heard Sir Keir Starmer posts among us
>>225934295Twiggy
>>225934295el camembert
>>225934295Snoop Doggy Dogg posts here
>>225934295newly purchased house
>>225934295fanny shmelar
>>225929616>>225929616>>225929616
>>225934327he is based if he is still posting among us in 2026
>>225934295Jamal
>>225934323zesty rorke
>>225934345you've committed a huge blunder here mate, you've linked the old!
turns out that isn't the new
>>225934378>>225934378>>225934378
>>225933744they're saying that women shouldn't subordinate themselves as sex objects to men with money.
>>225934389What should a woman that wants to have sex for money do then
