badger badger badger edition
we hate her here
we also love her in badger edish
>>225938078rare 'berg
>>225938096who
Just tried watching the first episode of League of Gentleman and it's utter shit. Does it get any better?
>>225938118
>>225938118you're mum
>>225938109me at the backno, the other one
not being funny but do white people not realise how pathetic reactions like this make them look? i say this as an outsider looking in
>>225938109looks very chinkish here
when were you when heat legend dies
Had a schizo the other night and started buying survival supplies and completely forgot about it until a flint and steel just arrived at my doorDon't know what was going through my mind when I added that one to the basket
>>225938139they are jealous and insecure
>>225938109very true
>>225938168nigga's building a nether portal
we love her
>>225938119no
>>225938131why is your mother on /brit/
>>225938139he has an opinion and he wants her to know about it. literally nothing wrong with that
since we're all struggling with NNN, can we make an agreement to not post women in /brit/ for the remainder of the month?
>>225938186screjsdfjgj
61 bollinger please barkeep
>>225938188we love this beautiful girl
right i might need to set up a proper botnet whose sole purpose is to bombard bad advertisements with angry emails fucking hell i know the quality of ads have always been bad but now it’s in the gutter HATE IT
>>225938186screme de la
>>225938186scroem
only minecraft manchildren understood that one
>>225938194Ok and that’s fair when you word it like that it screams insecurity
>>225938078He is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?ArsenalArsenalArsenal
>>225938097umm
not a fan of all the sex in those bond flicks
Hungry need someone to prepare me a full roast dinner
>>225938168I've got one of those. Same reason. I also have a plan though. Hunker down for a month or so until I'm left with about a week supply, then go out at night and hike up the train track to Scotland. Everyone will be trying to get out of the city on day one. That'll be hell. Good way to get your supplies robbed off you by a gang.
>>225938195>struggling on the first dayGood luck
will need a shit and a shower some time tonight, back to toil tomorrow
nth for the gyaldem
>>225938329Best to get it out the way asap. You'll feel better immediately and for the rest of the night
>>225938119Any series like that you may as well just search into youtube where people have uploaded the best sketches, the rest is complete dross.
>>225938329yh a shower would be nice, don’t do evening poos though just feels weird
>>225938326unfortunately, it appears you have fallen into the trap of being fooled by a spaki vpn post
10 things i hate about you is on telly x
>>225938128you raped her
>>225938329both of those are morning activities you fucking freak
>>225938329i'm doing that in the morning along with a shave
>>225938367I don't know what that is. Sounds like some virgin loser shit
>>225938377martin lewis in the back
probably won’t eat today
cheeky whiskey at 9:30 amjust to feel something for once
>>225938376Right well I've just changed my bedsheets and have been active today so I'm not getting in them dirty am I now?
>>225938195>since we're all struggling with NNNnot me, I gooned in the morning after falling asleep on the 31st
h o t t o g o you can wank my fucking arse
>>225938389its a good film x
look poo when you want, but showering in the morning is for third worlders
I'm on channel 5 tonight
I'm a 22 year old virgin and I can't imagine I'll ever have sexI just can't speak to pretty girlsI will say very short responses and try to leave the conversationvery troublingnot really a life worth living
>>225938419Ktim but I’m 30
went to the fair againyesterday i paid for samosas i never gotthey remembered and gave em to me this timehad beef yesterday, was nicetoday it's chicken
>>225938419youd make a fine bottom sensitive cute young man like you. some people arent meant to be the big bad top with the meaty weapon on his hip
>>225938419fucking hell you're 22? your life is absolutely over mate. no going back from that
>>225938436blgo on
>>225938413are you mentally unsound
midnight poo
>>225938419screaming i'm almost twice your ageand i've always been able to talk to girlsjust that unappealing to the opposite sex rip
>>225938453just didkeep seething
are there ANY shaggers in?
>>225938457yes. are you brown?
>>225938419People here are going to make out like it’s no big deal and you’re “practically a baby!” They told me the same thing. I was just like you and now I’m 29 and still the same, you need to act urgently
>>225938493see >>225938466
>>225938480No my wife is on her period so shall be staying away from that horror show for a few days. #NNN am I right guys? Hahaha
i'm 37
right well that's poo coming out my arse isn't it, enoch warned us about this
I asked about that prep stuff earlier and didn't get a response, maybe my message didn't go through so I'll ask again. Does it really work? And how easy is it to get?
>>225938139>groyperso brown homosexuals are complaining about race mixing?
>>225938480nh...
>>225938521dinner time
>>225938419Lost my v card at 27. Overrated. But if you want a tip about talking to birds, just have a load of questions ready that will make them talk about themselves. Women live talking about themselves. Be ready to answer the same question if it comes back at you. Also compliment her shoes. Women live their shoes. If all else fails just be honest.
It takes me five minutes to walk to the pub and two hours to walk home. The difference is staggering.
>>225938534how did you manage tos witch it up
>i'm 37
>Started smoking fags a few months ago>All of a sudden in the past month or so I’ve suddenly gained amazing conversational skills and the girls at work actually talk to me instead of ignoring me and my crush smiled and laughed at me.I know understand why Jews want tobacco banned this shit really is a superdrug for charisma.
>>225938537hahax
>>225938537
>>225938502?
>>225938537?
>>225938528Yeah race mixing is based if it’s white women with non white men
?cord raid
>>225938444I have a very large penis and I'm only attracted to pretty girls>>225938452well I've missed the chance at uni and now I have not mates and only have to go into work 2 days a week>>225938466It's worse because I'm very tall and have been told I'm 7/10 by girls on some of the very few nights out I've been on, so I assume attraction isn't the problem>>225938493yeah but idk what to do>>225938534yeah I can ask some questions but then I don't have any followups
>>225938534Nah if she is just talking about herself then she doesn't give a fuck about youmakes sense why it took you 27 years
>>225938521what shape
>>225938367don't need to watch it i already know mine
lot of blinds leading the deaf going on in here
You fill up my senses,Like a gallon of Magnet,Like a packet of Woodbines,Like a good pinch of snuff,Like a night out in Sheffield,Like a greasy chip butty,Like Sheffield United,Come fill me again(Na, na, na, na, na, na, ooooohh)
ah yes, the classic attractive incel. always a laugh seeing that one lmao. some of you virgins are so fucking deluded
I had to go away and do some things, who won the debate over whether it is cool and based to use prostitutes and they definitely like you personally, or whether it's incelliois behaviour and they hate and despise everything about the punters other than their money? When I left off we were finding out that football players and movie stars also use prostitutes all the time
slippers be smelling
>>225938546Just met the right lass. Right time right place really. I didn't change anything about myself to be honest. I did make the first move though. She had to basically beg for it, before you think I'm a stud. Eye contact. It's all about eye contact and striking while the iron is hot. And by iron I mean vagina.
>>225938609don't know
>>225938609
>>225938583Problem is mate you need to actually want to know about them instead of asking questions and worrying about how you're going to move on to the next question and keep it going. Like actually talk to them like you would a friend
>>225938635thank you I will give this a try
>>225938583attractive people are never incels. stop being a retard
>>225938609incellious behaviour
>ask them loads of questionsBULLSHIT ADVICE!The only time I tried with a woman I followed this advice and then she told me after that I was making her feel uncomfortable and it felt like she was being interrogated
>>225938599what?
centipedes? in my vagina?
>>225938587You think women really want to be talking about you? It's a good job you're pretty because you're boring the tits off them.
translated the page into ewe and it appears to have broken the html lol
>>225938652it's hard when you're autistic
How's your dad taking the divorce Rorke?
>>225938671You have clearly never had a woman interested in you ever
>>225938665sorry, common expression in sweden, will translatelot of virgins giving advice about women to other virgins
>>225938583your first reply was funny just be deadpan and slightly autistic and dont take yourself too seriously and it will happen.
>>225938686yeh so you're autistic with average looks.attractive people are never incels.
>>225938666you got a vagina?
>>225938658Yeah dont ask mental questions like what is her cars number plate. And don't just ask them like it's a quick fire round.
>>225938599we say blind leading the blind in english btw
>>225938686Are you actually autistic or just afraid of people judging you?
if you cant make a woman laugh then its over for you.
>>225938690CWLTSHC
>>225938720oh ok i’m not gonna do that
test
>>225938583>I'm only attracted to pretty girlsThat's the definition of pretty autist
>>225938731I made a woman laugh at work but it was because I made a mistake so I’m not sure if she’s just taking pity on me.
>>225938692Had a few interested in me, and asking me questions. Obviously they want to know if you're husband material, but they also want to talk about themselves. That's not just women too.
>>225938731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nei5LNOGKwolook how funny sean o'pry is herehis jokes are just too funny those women just can't stop laughing
>blinds leading the deaf
>>225938731thdy always laugh when they see my william
>>225938728yeah I'm diagnosed>>225938752how to solve this?>>225938731can only do this by pretending to be even stupider than I actually am
>>225938715I wasn’t asking questions like that.> don't just ask them like it's a quick fire round.Well then you’ve lost me I just don’t get it and I never will
the blacked leading the bleached
pot calling the kettle blacked
>>225938731I’ve made a few laugh but I think it’s just like wow he’s so pathetic laugh not a wow he’s so funny he’s so cute laugh
>>225938715best question to ask them is "what's your favourite bank that you don't have an account with?"
the black kettle calling the black kettle black
>>225938609how
>>225938766howling that you think making woman laugh is about telling literal jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road?"
The blind dog leading its owner
do women even know anything
>>225938820I don't think that at all
make a gay version of BLACKED and put rorke on it
sniped that nigga
>>225938846blacked is already gay
Rorke: the exposé
>>225938837they know lots of things
my friend just came out as black
>>225938781Eh, that sucks, but I’d suggest just cleaning yourself, get a haircut, moisturise your skin and also if you can just go out of your way to talk to people, just keep trying to start conversations with random people at work or at home until you gain good conversational skills and you will surpass your autism.
>>225938853mp4 didn’t open the millisecond i clicked it therefore it shall be ignored “nigga”
A Rorke, Blacked
>>225938766they used to love him over on lookism, they were always posting pictures of him with his shirt off
>>225938816me when I'm a native american greeting the white man
>>225938880You’re cute
>>225938911x
"can i get another mango?"genuinely too funnythis guy is a comedic genius
>>225938870>cleaning yourself, get a haircut, moisturise your skinhave been doing this since I turned 16>just go out of your way to talk to people, just keep trying to start conversations with random people at work thank you for the good advice I will try to do this
>>225938803>What's your name? No way! that's my favourite name. It rhymes with booby lol.You need to relax and say nice things between questions.
Got the Chinese ordered
don't take life advice from the 47 year old alkie nonce
my go to for approaching women is asking them about what they're eating -"hey is that pizza you're eating actually pizza? no way i also love pizza!"
>>225938951Relied to the wrong post lmao what am I FUCKING like?? IDIOT! *hits myself in the head very hard*
>>225938958Rather a lot of food for one person
面
>>225938782See >>225938951 it was meant for you
>>225938976classic opener for me is asking wether they like music, i love music you see
traffic to reddit has plummeted because of the google AI overview thing lol
Rorke, when the walls fell
currently waiting for the amazon ai bot to confirm my fin prescription
>>225939011Good question because if they say no you know they're lying to get rid of you.
>>225938352she tried to slit her wrists LOL
Had to go online on a newly imaged laptop earlier and the internet without adblock is a fucking state, genuinely can not understand how people can manage with all that distracting shit flashing in their face
>>225939037ktim
>>225939046imagine how low your self worth must be if your job is doing gay little dances on tiktok for literal drooling retards to wank over
>>225939044yeah wouldn’t want to be with a liar tbf
will TRT cure my autism
I'm off toil tomorrow ok
>>225939007Nice things like what? Be specific
off to bed
think I'm developing an eating disorder
right well that's the scampi in the oven isn't it
>>225939051how long have you been waiting i just finished it 5 mins agoim assuming a real human (probably some indian) has to review it before it actually goes through
dissociating due to extreme anxiety
>>225939046nope that's a tat
>>225939046really? i actually really really hope so
>>225938904you're a fag for knowing this
why are train tickets so expensive I hate this country
>>225939077got autism, did my test some month ago and it was above average so i reckon if you get on it you’ll just accelerate your autism
>>225939110right um
>>225939081Just act like they gave the correct answer
that's 2 tickets to the local fireworks booked x
>>225939077lol no get a better hormonal profile naturally by lifting and eating good food instead. dont let your masculinity be a subscription fee
>>225938905how
Stuck between two awful decisions that are both equally bad, not sure which one to choose
it looms for that lot loool the toil freaks all looking at the clock right now and seeing it's past 6 scream
it looms for me also but it looks extra hard because i have a job interview on tuesday
>>225939143flip a coin
>>225939016
>>225939134Yeah be more vague please if that’s possible
>>225939101usually takes like 30 mins then some "doctor" confirms the order and it sends a confirmation emailin reality no one is checking shit
>>225939110right well that better be a white cock
>>225939164idgi
>>225939091
gimi
>>225939173do yandex reverse search on it and find out
right then
>>225939208wakanda... has fallen..
Don't post leaked contentI pay for that and they should too
holy fkkk
>>225939184internet is ouroboros
>>225939016almost as if giving an instant bespoke answer to any question at the top of the search results might give people no reason to actually visit any websites
on my 80s john carpenter shit
>>225939229you grim cunt
There's 36 different cathedrals around the world that claim to have one of the true nails jesus was crucified with.Never realised they used that many, he must have been a really big guy huh...
>Don't post leaked content>>I pay for that and they should too
>>225939208
absolutely done in
>>225939229
mental how short the cute tiktok girl to pornstar pipeline is now
>>225938139Yeah as an outside, because you're brown
the gyal and baddiedem cry out for a /brit/ bf
>>225939138Careful lad
my willy is quite a bit smaller than that one tbhq lads
>>225939250nah just had loads of arms
>>225939241for me personally it's Assault On Precinct 13
>>225939274yes… that is what I was saying. Are you slow?
>>225939286I'm not actually lighting the fireworks you silly goose I'm just watching them with the proto-gf
>>225939271remember that 24yo single sluzza girl who unsurprisingly is an onlyfans whore now posting braless bait videos on Instagram. Quite grim imagine that being your life.
>>225939271market is flooded, no money in doing gay little dances any more, the simps demand hardcore from day one
>>225939115nothing gay about it they just liked handsome men and talked about them all the time
start a new toil job tomorrow. not good
>>225939229You're in retard bennies though
>>225939241
>>225939343should've tried harder in school
i asked AI to estimate how long that willard was and it said around 8.5-9 inches
no one care me or even know i exist
>>225939363It's a good job. I just don't like working
>>225939295on the fog just now then rounding off the night with the thing.
>>225939385>it's a good joblol ok toil freak enjoy your monday x
>>225939380Why did it do that? Stupid fucking clanker bitch
just hacked the gchq website
das ding
>>225939343what toil is it lad?
>>225939407what thing?
>>225939409it's more freakish to be neet sitting about all day doing nowt. let's be honest
>>225939016>sent a picture of my hand to the AI and asked if anything is off>"uh, yeah, you have a rare condition where you have 6 fingers, would you like to know about this condition?"trillions well spent
shitted and showered, what have you done today rorke?
>>225939440putting cherries on cherry bakewells at the cherry bakewell factory
>>225939407always thought the fog was a bit shite but at least you can enjoy Adrienne Barbeau's boobs
can't pronounce vampires so I call them wompies
>>225939473ah, you were previously employed in the chicken kyiv factory if i'm not mistaken
>>225939475yeah a lot of his films are utter shite in the mouth of madness is absolute dreck just find 80s America comfy
>>225939477weird place to post your food
feeling quite tired lads
The British 'policed the high seas' not for any altruistic reasons, but because they'd abolished slavery in the Empire due to public pressure and didn't want other countries to continue with it and obtain a commercial advantageIt was done to benefit British business, not slaves
Doing a read:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cody,_WyomingThe most American place on Earth, perhaps hmmm?
Adrienne Barbooba
neighbour is setting off fireworks the fucking prick
>>225939529Yeah yeah sure. Whatever you want to believe today.You're welcome, though
watching hunger games :)
>>225939529It was done out of Christian charity but people are now regretting it. I bet we bring it back before 2050.
>>225939544Sir William "Buffalo Bill" Cody
>>225939544>Notable People>Jackson Pollock (1912–1956), abstract expressionist painterneat
so this is "outer /int/" is it?
>>225939600Literally every mare in ponyville gets really concerned when I get a huge big bonder and to blow my peanuts and because I'm horny
>>225939529so what?
Thinking of renting a flat in High Wycombe
>>225939547I've read two of those. Catch 22 and slaughterhouse 5. Quite basic me you see.
every last word
>>225939635toby no
>>225939635
resident evil remaster doesn't hide your cursor while playing for some reason, was driving me crazy and i had to install a third party program that hides it with a hotkey
>go brush your toothgood banter ngl
EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
>>225939655literally every mare in ponyville gets really concerned when i get a huge big browner and asks to blow my peanuts and becuause im horny n tyhey think it like horts my penis cuz the boner is like, *ahem* kinda friggin big? so yeah, mares rly wanna suck me off like in public too haha, and swallow the load too cuz like, they dont wanna be rude so yeah, im kind of a big deal and get blowjobs a lot it's pretty nice but it makes my dick red and then they like put lotion on it so it feels better
I should relocate to Cody, Wyoming the town named after the infamous William "Buffalo Bill" Cody
why assassinate Elon Musk
>>225939624I hope you understand that talking to chatgpt about int is mind bogglingly weird behaviour
I was brutally raped as a toddler
>>225939624no that looks like a conversation with an AI
um
>>225939673Brits have better teeth than Americans, and Germans don't have better teeth than Brits. Obsessively pretending that lies are true for years and years isn't banter you thoughtless subhumans
there’s literally no way rorke wins
>>225938708done taht mong
>>225939699That's messed up
>>225939696>talking to chatgpt about int is mind bogglingly weird behaviourYeah it's just so crazy and incomprehensible I'm going insane ahhhhh!mong
>>225939727>age 12
>AI please write a schizo fan fiction backstory for this fictional character I schizophrenically dreamed up in my head 5 minutes ago>"Okay">Omg this proves said character really existed all along!!!
/pol/ is the best news aggregator
>>225939696not the weirdest thing hes done tbf
>>225939699sorry that happened to you
7 weeks till christmasdon't fuck this up
>>225939773i'll aggregate ur news in a minute m8
>>225939773It's a forum for deranged psycho incel neo-nazis
>>225939770>for this fictional character I schizophrenically dreamed up in my head 5 minutes agoOh so not only are you an annoying retard you're also new as fuck
>>225939686He stopped Twitter from banning wrongthink which means he's a Nazi
melty
do you think a lot of gay sex happens in wars?
>talking about int>to ai>and posting it here thinking we carelobotomy required
>>225939796I've been here over a decade there's never been a "gay bavarian leftist" character on /brit/ Now I suggest you take your meds and fuck off back to your padded cell
>>225939624i was culturally classified.
>>225939796Not that anon but having been here for years isn't the flex you think it is
>>225939794so like /brit/
>>225939761
>>225939809Think? I know? I've seen it on the drone footage from the Ukrainian front lines
>>225939831>on /brit/Hmmm it's almost like it says>>225939624>outer /int/right hereopen your eyes
>>225939763
ai posts always making the retards extra retarded. they don't like being forced to learn things because they prefer ignorance and stupidity
Does ket fix OCD? He needs hard drugs, now.
>>225939872Do you go quietly back to your cell or do they have to pin you down and tranquillise you?
>>225939951>>225939951>>225939951
>>225939934yeah mate when you lose just be gay that'll work
