that stance...
that's the stance!

>screenshot_
An indicator of exceptional mental health struggles.

id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

i’m a smart but lazy incel with no achievements. i spend all my time on websites i’d never admit to using irl. here’s why you should hate black and brown people, and if you disagree you’re insane

Next /brit/ meet up will be at Cody, Wyoming on February 1st.
Be there.

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sharteta'd

eating a lot of food

we love her sub edish

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>>225939985
forgot the image

Fat bald old speccy undiagnosed autistic gammon screaming "TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!" in the pub

Do footymongs have any awareness that their country is circling the toilet

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Dinner is served

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me and who?

Guys can we slow down for this thread I can't keep up taking notes and if I don't get the relevant information down then I won't be able to study it and might one day embarass myself by not knowing about the precious /brit/ lore

we're the seagulls
we're the blue

>>225940007
right well that's that incel freak done then

>>225940028
I’m sure posting about it here is the way to save the west

>>225940028
ask him, not us

>>225940030
WHERE'S MY RORKE GF!?

we in /brit/ HATE alyssa

reckon Alysa Liu is a deepthroat fiend

ok guys i finished cyberpunk story should i buy phantom liberty DLC

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it looms

>>225940028
not nice to talk about your dad that way rorke

>>225940030
Would love nothing more than to see them both fed feet first into a woodchipper

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1 nil to the arsenal dem

had a shocking round on the sky super 6

>>225940030
awww cute they both went as spastics who cant dress themselves for the 'ween aww that s adorbs

Mad how the people that are demonstrably the most unhinged and weird are the most confident that what they are doing is normal and respectable actually. Must be so weird to be a reject freak but to be absolutely convinced that everyone else is wrong.

>>225940087
been on the white wine tonight leftypol?

>>225940093
looking good mate

Am i shadowbanned? can you see my post

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>>225940087
Why

>>225940068
i bent her over the bins round the back of the milan ice skating arena

>>225939981
Are you still crying because I shamed you for your dumb gimmick of copying and pasting peoples images in low resolution and then spamming "melty" when people call you a mong?

here's gorpheus

>>225940029
long egg

>>225939951
Do you think she likes Indian guys?

>>225940111
no sorry

>>225940120
Hate Nazis they're basically just pale incel Islamists

>>225940108
cheers pal

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>>225940124

>>225939985
u aint smart bro u stupid af

>>225939951
Bet it’s so grippy bros

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Really love reading redditors on reddit moan about the economy & how much they're suffering and going to suffer
Whereas I'm cozy in my mortgaged apartment with the heating on, awaiting the delivery of my made to order two seater sofa with duck feathers, and digesting my barley pearls with butter
One of the great things about being autismo is that I'm not going to rack up any bullshit expenses like a child or a trip to mallorca
I can read the hobbit, purchase animal furs, and read about the Peloponnesian War
or read redditors on reddit moaning about the economy
hahaha suckers, serves you right for being faggots

I once got 2 knuckles deep inside Alysa in the alley behind the Bury St Edmunds mcdonalds

>>225939951
English contributions to the United States:
>The English language
>Common law
>Apple pie
>Amazing Grace
>Baseball
>The Smithsonian
>Thomas Cole, Thomas Moran & Calvert Vaux

Scottish contributions to the United States:
>Whisky

Irish contributions to the United States:
>

>>225940095
true. a lot of normal people are mongs too though

WARNING: A FUNGAL BREAKDOWN IS IN PROGRESS

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>>225939951
scram, traitor

have had a big roast and a shower and a cheeky sleeping pill. will be asleep before 7 x

Hey /brit/ bit of a random question but I’m genuinely curious about everyone’s reaction.

You are in town doing some Christmas shopping a homeless junkie stumbles into you and stabs you in the arm with a needle then mumbles “sorry” then giggles like a retard as you see your arm start to bleed

How do you honestly react?

Why does every "nigga" country want gibs from us when we ended slavery
Meanwhile Arab "niggas" still keep blacks as slaves and they stay silent about that

>>225939985
>i need to overcompensate for my life failures by being more "anti-racist" than normal people in fact I'm so anti-racist i hate white people and want them to all die including me and my family so obviously that makes me a good person

>>225940156
i’m smart but lazy. didn’t try in school. probably good because it meant i didn’t get brainwashed by wokeness

>>225940202
detain him call 999 police + ambulance

>>225940206
Don't ask questions. Just pay up. 19 trillion quid please.

>>225940202
would chop me arm off pronto

>>225940169
and you're going to either kill yourself or grow old childless and alone with nobody to remember you when you're gone
that'll show them!

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>>225940206

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uk energy dashboard live

>>225940169
Sounds like you're very happy and fulfilled and not bitter at all

>>225940171
the kennedy's of co. wexford would like a word

>>225940206
the wogs still do slavery in many parts of the world but its never brought up for some reason

>>225940202
lie down and die

>>225940218
ure clearly not smart bro x

>>225940169
i make the average income also in a mortgaged flat and save hundreds a month without trying and still go on a couple of holidays a year
don’t even know what im doing differently

>>225940262
utterly pointless image

>>225940030
>>225940120
thats the slut who dressed in goth whoreclothing with the high heels at the last "political" meet?

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listening to 'Money' by Pink Floyd in my mortgaged apartment
heating on
might imagine myself smoking a cigar
hahahaha
fucking love it
the world is an oyster to be devoured by me and not (You)

>>225940106
Leftypol gets high blood pressure from the word "white," and "red" is a slur for native American people of colour so it's only rosé which has a little extra bit on the letter e which is foreign and therefore acceptable

>>225940206
Because they know whites are a soft touch. They’ve got the king and current PM coming together to get on their knees and beg for forgiveness for slavery. Arab niggas don’t give a fuck

why is he so obsessed with heatherposter?

>>225940262
that's quite an arse

>>225940215
salam mouse

>>225939286
should edit it so his hand is blown off and bleeding

>>225940262
is this ai

>>225940068
need her on facialabuse

>>225940186
lol you were so insecure you said breakdown instead of meltdown. I'm in your head, I'm under your skin, I'm wearing you as a mask

slow down with the posting i've only been gone 10 minutes

might buy me a football team

>>225940300
hes really easy to rile up

>>225940068
need her shackled in my basement and trained into my personal fuckdoll

cody be like
>yuh ill do a long egg - hold the long - and uhh diet coke

>>225940248
>>225940241
nah im scheduling a "hobbit day" where I read in 30 minute intervals separated by naps or mini workouts

>>225940272
they'll ban me for saying this but damn right brother!
I make filthy cash if I'm not spending it on oak furniture

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Me at Halloween btw

>>225940322
oh to be an attractive guy

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gettin down

>>225940322
>>225940295
>>225940262
Don't know which one I'd rather be haha x

>>225940206
>>225940252
its obviously not about slavery, its about exploiting white people's good nature.

>>225940297
rorke bants…

watching heathermong and dtfic go at it is like watching one of those Japanese cripple wrestling fights

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>the kennedy's

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The gf is in there somewhere.

so here's the thing
i think everyone loves breakfast food no matter what time of day
see the popularity of the all-day brunch at weatherspoons
so there should be a restauraunt that just does breakfast food all day
you should be able to get a bacon and egg sandwich at 7pm

>>225940295
um x

he always gets really triggered by sexual posts and starts spiraling

/brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB_I1YBAozE

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>>225940395

>>225940381
they double as anal beads for borrowers

right janny might ban me for saying this but

>like watching one of those Japanese cripple wrestling fights
you can’t say this and then not post an example

>>225940295
My gf's vagina is slightly too forward on her body so I can shag doggy like that, I have to go at it slightly from an underside angle

made a mistake and acted really gay

>>225940387
they exist

i'm an incel and it makes me angry when i see stuff like that ok

My favourite genre of reddit post is ones where people are like "I did all this work for my party and nobody came" and then it's a big pity party circle jerk in the comments about how they'd be best friends with the poster even though they're missing the fact that the poster definitely has something wrong with them and is unpleasant to be around

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1xkudcw/spent_hours_for_nobody_to_show_up/

im trans and that’s okay

>>225940436
no they dont
stop fibbing

>teehee I have sex
then why are you posting here? fuck off "nigga"

i adhere to far right incel ideologies like my hero heathernonce

>>225940447
got reddit blocked on my computer sorry

Would be willing to suck off a tranny. Because if they’re trans then it’s not gay. It’s a woman.

got the melvins on

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>>225940400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZxRs45tTg

you can't post the pumpkins

Gen Z everywhere in Europe are rioting except in the UK
British youths are lazy fucks who don't give a single fuck about themselves or the country and would rather just lie down and die

>>225940480
understandable for the addicted, better to remove all temptation if you're that desperate to go there. stay strong anon x

>>225940478
he literally barely even posts anymore

wish i had loads of sweets to eat

>>225940202
alert people close to me and call 999, hope security can disarm him or at least CCTV track him to his sleeping bag

A lot of assholes will be skipping work the day that GTA. 6 comes out I think we should just report them en mass to their manager and see what happens. The meltdown would be pretty fun to watch unfold.

i am "wodenpops" ok x

>>225940505
where are the tits

>>225940478
Oh is that what you adhere to? You adhere to that do you? You are that kind of adherent?

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had a great day reading the hobbit
ate some porridge with blackberry preserve
ate some porridge with vanilla extract
ate some porridge plain (plain for me is with a bit of butter and salt)
ate three fried eggs
ate a salmon fillet
ate some barley pearls with butter and a knorr chicken stock cubes
ate A LOT of walnuts
its looking like a beautiful day
so throw those curtains wide
one day like this a year would see me right

my hero is the communist theorist known as "amadeo bordiga"

>>225940517
what a shame!

>>225940510
Nothing to riot about here, Andy's in the process of fixing everything, getting us back into the EU, getting houses built, getting the far right btfo.

>>225940510
yeah they're rioting because they want to steal shit it's not about living standards

the non-union Mexican equivalent of Mousey

>>225940202
Start by kicking his skull to pieces

>>225940570
senor ratto

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>>225940557
Far too much porridge for one day

>>225940413
https://youtu.be/BuIcPF65UKU
get the documentary watched, it's pretty mental
there's no clips on YouTube but I've seen some videos of actual turbomongs going at it, hilarious

>>225940510
british gen z men are so cucked it's unbelievable

>>225940540
She's 14

*unleashes a wotanic um*

chile does it again
ffs lad

Oh
Written in the stars
A million miles away
A message to the main
Woaaah

Kick them out and anyone who doesn't like it can go with them

>>225940510
British people are uniquely docile and subservient. Seems to apply to the immigrant descended population too

>>225940625
true

absolute state of this SA nonce (double entredre that)

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>>225940592
strongly disagree
in the strongest words i disagree

>>225940627
>British people are uniquely docile and subservient.
True. Marx wrote of this.

(8) for british eyes only (8)

>>225940624
Main is french for hand because the hand is your main limb innit

>>225940638
south africa is a different continent x

knees weak, arms are heavy

>>225940202
Genuinely think my spaz rage would overwhelm me and I’d kill them

My overall hatred of the homeless alongside my intense fear of getting aids would resort to me having a spaz rage and beating them to death and ending up in jail

>>225940645
bro eats like a medieval peasant

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No broke boys past this line

heatherpaedo on his chile vpn again is he

>>225940565
>Europe is rioting but don't worry we'll be rejoining them soon

>>225940645
absolute state of autism of tracking like this
i bet you're not even a gym rat just a weirdo

Since Assad fell, Al-Qaeda has taken charge of Syria and has genocided the Alawites and Kurds.

Reckon if someone pricked me with a used needle, homeless or not I’d end up trying to kill them

Genuinely can’t think of anything worse besides death than being pricked by a used needle by a homeless junkie

>>225940659
how desperate and impoverished do you need to be to steal like 5 bucks worth of chocolate

>>225940660
Mine is my penis actually, it's prehensile

>>225940705
british culture detector going silent at this post

haven't heard from one of my mates in a while, a relief

>>225940675
looks like xi shingpings nan

>>225940719
Go back Abdul

>>225940687
Andy will sort Europe as well once we're back. Some good old fashioned Northern common sense is what they're lacking

>>225940705
leftypol silent

>>225940705
sounds good

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>>225940711
It's about the hunt

>>225940682
Should be "luck"

Based on everyone’s reaction to anons post I’m 100% convinced everyone’s posts on here are satire or ironic

If a homeless junkie parasite stabs you with a used needle and your immediate reaction isn’t to violently beat them you are not a real human

vigorously pinning down ummypops and violently penetrating his batty

>>225940752
Leftypol supports the lion of Damascus Bashar al-Assad + the Kurds of the YPG thobeit

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doing this

>>225940769
I'd get him housed and wanked desu

>>225940677
id get angry and call you a fat fucking yankee doodle bleached white flour grease ape
but im relaxing listening to don williams with my feet up on the radiator so ill let it slide
>>225940704
i did it back when i gymcelled
but recently i started again to make sure i ate enough because i kept not doing that
but now im just doing it for the sheer love of the game
the beautiful game
listening to serge gainsbourg now
this is bloody fantastic
might have to have a wank soon
i love being a labour aristocrat

>>225940706
What about having your skin peeled and having lemon juice poured on you while you're left out in the sun to slowly shrivel and die slowly while everyone you love is raped in front of you

fuck me does it loom

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it has been raining non stop for 24 hours

i cant even go for a walk

Rowdy Roddy Peeper

>>225940797
*joins in*

might start carrying a US dollar in my wallet. y'know, as a conversation starter.

>>225940851
reckon you can

>>225940851
bloody good isn't it
eh
bloody good

>>225940741
bizarre post please go back to /mena/ where you can talk about brownoid issues if you want to

ah yes time to track my 100 cups of oatmeal

incel walking is the new punk rock

can't do shit in /brit/ without some nigga getting on your case

>>225940824
No I actually enjoy that

id say the most annoying thing about getting big from the gym is that XL clothing is made for fatties, not strong lads. so when i buy an XL shirt its really fucking long. hangs down over my arse basically which i think looks stupid. but a L is too small for my shoulders. very frustrating position to be in

>>225940858
that's an interesting dollar, is there a story behind it?

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>>225940879

>>225940879
shut up mate

>>225940851
?
being out in the rain is the best feeling ever
why are you scared of a bit of water

>>225940879
too true
these triflin ass niggas always be talking

>>225940858
you can exclaim "I'd buy that for a dollar!" and then whip out an actual dollar

>>225940800
Anon should have specified white British homeless junkie to be fair

>>225940896
aha! glad you asked! I've never actually been, I carry it as a conversation starter because I'm something of a maverick. do you have dollars yourself?

wheres gorpheus

>>225940861
our streets are shit, everything is in puddles and shite
>>225940865
nooooo

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fucking hell
FUCKING HELL
they've got Air Giant by Transglobal Underground on now
This is a sign from the big man demiurge himself
He's rewarding me for putting myself first and enjoying having my central heating on while others are in a perceived state of financial difficulty
Fucking have it
Fucking have it!

>>225940824
Literally not worse than getting aids

nofap until the heat death of the universe

>>225940932
he linked up with glod

>>225940910
yeah in the summer maybe

40 years old and I've never fapped

>>225940965
get some layers on you

>>225940879
big city life
me try fi get by

>>225940910
blud thinks he’s diego

There's Something About Mousey

>>225940711
You only need to be greedy and be a low trust human

Anyone want an example of how the UK is fucked?

A Somalian family moved into my estate last year m, five kids and a single mum

The mum gets PIP for “depression” and four of her sons on a regular basis attack and beat up random white kids while the oldest sells coke. The second oldest kid is out on bail for pouring hot oil on the face of a a British woman who’s son confronted one of them for throwing bricks at his granny’s windows

>>225940985
I dont have water proof wear or shoes

>>225941024
Don't believe a word of it

nobody:
leftypol:
the rock:
sir kier starmer:
sacked tranny:
mousenonce:
diego:
rorke: street nigga, stamped and bonafide when beef jump niggas come get me, 'cause they know I ride

>>225940910
depends on the magnitude of the storm

Why does mouse nonce have a semi normal face yet every time I look at his face I get shivers and have nightmares that same night?

Wish there was somewhere anonymous on the internet I could hang and post where no mentally ill lunatics are allowed to also be

>>225941004
hs?

>>225941024
why've you not done something about it?

>>225941024
Have to try to make this shit somewhat believable anon

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everything that I got
Is just what I got on
I ain't got a dime but what I got is mine
I ain't rich but lord I'm free
Amarillo by morning
Amarillo's where I'll be

right might schedule my last two hours before bed
oh fuck yes they've got laura pausini on now
i fucking love being autistic

>>225941045
scr

>>225941060
because he looks like a homeless leandro trossard

>>225941043
You need to move to Bradford then, that’s a normal weekend in Bradford

>>225941060
His mother was cursed by a gypsy for refusing to give her a tampon. That's why he's so pale, he's constantly bleeding out of his mangina

>>225941062
/brit/ once all the mentalists have gone to bed/passed out

Tuna pasta bake for tea

>>225941060
he looks very sickly

>>225941060
he's so gaunt. nigga needs to eat more than pot noodles and energy drinks, he's like 7 stone

>>225941043
>People from somewhere horrible turn out to be horrible?? Yeah right! Only people from nice places are horrible

>>225941096
esl sentence structure

>>225941102
yeah all the normal ones are up at 1am
right
make that make sense
you fucking SCUM

Love how some mongs here just invent the most ridiculous stories and then other mongs believe it without question

the bastard child of a hundred maniacs

>Gurpreet will pick you up at 5:45

>>225941094
>>225941098
I wasn’t making a joke, I was making a serious statement on why Mousenonces ghoulish face makes my skin crawl and I have nightmares every time i look upon his face

>>225939982
jej good one you and me both brother

>>225941123
He is obese

>>225941102
mentalists stay up at night though

>>225941027
not having a rain jacket is bizarre
especially in /brit/

>>225940659
phenotype

>>225941148
you're obsessed with him and mad because he hates you

is the ESL "nigga" in?

I wish the janitors would ban everyone who isn't on the discord. We're literally laughing at you on #thread-watch when you're not ruining our thread.

>>225940510
our roadmen are turning up to economic undergrad class at uni driving fresh BMWs. dealing drugs to students on the sides is a cushty side grift. roadmen are attacking each other at unis outside of london, they're happy with schooling, no need to kick off. just get the degree and hop off road

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Chinese arrived

having bad diarrhea. not sure what ive done really to warrant this

If you are 191cm tall yet refuse to work out what should your ideal skinny fat weight be for maximum shagging potential?

I have absolutely zero faith in the british people
absolutely no idea how they managed to win the battle of britain
luftwaffe must've completely fucked it to lose

>>225941165
He's obsessed with me because I'm a beautiful woman and he's an ugly fat ghoul

>>225941162
who is this bitch

>>225941179
bit much on that plate

>>225941179
grim

>>225941179
Ever been blacked?

>>225941139
Screaming

Honestly posting on 4chan is bad enough, but posting on an actual discord based around 4chan is genuinely freakish behaviour

I genuinely almost vomited imagining what the type of people who would post on that discord would look like

>>225941193
What is your message to the people of /brit/?
Do you have any particular mission that drives you?

mum's given me 5 sausages and 6 potatoes is she fucking mental

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tummy is full of burger and egg

>>225941179
you massive fat gargantuan nigag

>>225941193
post face
you may as well because eventually you’re going to be doxxed

>>225941073
LOL do you seriously not believe this, im not him but my neighbours were fresh off the boat carribeans (not le windrush) and were absolute animals.

for the better part of 2 years our nice little neighbourhood which never had a noise turned into a fucking zoo, dozens of the little cunts from all around the country crowding outside constantly fighting eachother, uses peoples cars/front walls as football pitches and using their house to sell weed at least eight times a day, thats just the shite i can remember without having getting annoyed remembering it

>>225941133
>>225941149
late night mentalists are more normal than the wagies

>>225941157
we don't get much rain here, I probably have some jacket somewhere but couldn't find it earlier, I think the rain will stop in an hour

>>225941180
>diarrhea
FOY

>>225941229
ever thought about sucking cock?

me cyan belev it nat butta mon

>>225941179
spring rolls don't look homemade

>>225941224
Only the best for her precious little darling boy

>>225941102
Actually much better around 10am on weekdays because the weirdos sleep in late and it's just wfh chads and horseswede chillaxing

burgegg

>>225941245
how do you spell it then einstien

>>225941179
Fucking hate how lower class people just slop everything on top of eachother

goga gola

>>225941198
the plum blossom "nigga"

>>225941179
why do angloids put their mcdonalds chinese food all on a massive plate?
we don't eat like that, just use smaller plates, like tapas
or when you pour "chinese curry sauce" over everything, fucking rank

>>225941246
once when i was high on mephedrone and invited someone from grindr round to my flat