https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYTaVnSv64

want to get into baseball, looks kinda fun

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>I don't have sex
>this is le end of Britain
Wind your neck in

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What's your vice, lads?

>>225941346
Might try Spravato

We at /brit/ are all swole af 6'5 antifa hardmen

>>225941391
alcoholism

>>225941391
everything

>>225941376
its the one thing keeping the spring rolls dry and crispy before you get home?

>>225941391
wine, computer porn, hertz hotdogs made of pigs arseholes

got some peppermint tea and it tastes like a piece of gum i picked up off the floor

>>225941391
lactation porn

Yeah why have a normal lightbulb in the kitchen when you can have fluorescent lights that take ten seconds to come on and then are too bright and go BZZZZZ and are impossible to replace

>>225941391
grandad did number 6

I'm gonna kick em out (the jams)

>>225941391
cigarettes

>>225941431
anakin was unhinged, i wouldn't have promoted him either.

Mousenonce you do realise the people watching your streams aren't your friends and are only there to take the piss out of you, right?

I've barely made a dent in this Chinese and I'm already stuffed

>>225941431
Zoomers are good employees now? They don't know their arse from their elbow

>>225941389
the only sport i was good at in school was rounders so i sometimes fantasize about being born in america and becoming a baseball superstar

>>225941430
i eat the wilkinger glass jar ones they have 60% chicken and turkey arseholes and 39% pig arseholes and 1% celery and rusk. what are those herta ones like?

got some fruit drops some random girl gave me l;ast night you reckon they're alright? they're wrapped but not sealed

>>225941457
>i love oak furniture
have you ever been to oak furniture land?
you know its not an amusement park? mad that
they don't tell you that at all

My mum once made chicken dinosaurs and mashed potatoes without beans as a kid and I spat in her face and my dad beat me so bad to the point they had to sit me down the following day and give me an alibi to tell my teachers and if I said anything else I’d go to an orphanage and never see my family again

I understand their reasoning but it’s kinda crazy as an adult I’m supposed to never acknowledge this

>>225941474
wasted food award

>>225941457
stop posting this horrible image

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>>225941496

>>225941469
shut your cunt fucking namefag drama ass up fuckass cunt
don't care about any one of you namefag /soc/ cunts aside from this rorke geezer
otherwise shut the FUCK up

>>225941474
You'll be hungry again in twenty minutes though

>>225941474
yeah? I was joking earlier that I would gain 1 kilo today but that's exactly what happened

>>225941469
we all love him here

>>225941491
really nice, i get the jumbo ones and whack a couple in a bit of bread with tommy and yellow mustard
absolutely boshtacular thrice-over

>>225941493
she tried to drug you lad

>>225941496
you deserved it

What games do you primarily watch on YouTube/ Twitch?

>>225941496
kek this was my childhood only I never did anything wrong first they would just beat me when they got angry at anything

>>225941515
Excellent post

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>>225941508
ive only got so many pictures mate.

>>225941496
:/ sorry lad, no child should ever experience physical abuse, even if you were a little shit.

had an utterly vile slash incredible wank all day

>>225941563
bet he learned his lesson though

>>225941538
:/

>>225941561
there’s a whole internet of images that you’re free to right click on

>>225941561
youre a disgusting pillock

>>225941496
no beans?
fair reaction, far too dry on their own
hopefully you'll suffocate your parents with a pillow when they get put into a home

my mum wasn't very nice to me but shes dead now so whos the real winner here?

>>225941496
Screaming

This is proper British parenting and what we need if the uk has any chance of prospering

>>225941531
should've eaten them last night might've been raped

Iykyk. Always having to keep one ear open, one headphone off so you can hear dadberg screaming, just in case he decided to come and take it out on you, so you could take time to prepare yourself

>>225941496
Wtf
Are they still alive? Do you still speak to them?

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right going to wait for the woke janny brigade to come and ban me now
let's fucking ave it then
LETS FUCKING AVE IT

>>225941496
spitting in your mothers face cos she didn't make the meal exacty as you wanted is utterly wild
almost as bad as your dad beating you up
like that shouldn't have happened to you but honestly you deserved to be smacked

>>225941614
Beating your kids is something nons- do and it's why they have to go

>>225941528
hmm will have to give them a go. do you buy frenchs mustard or that posh shit in the jar

So it's november is it?
Still watching spooky films though aren't I
Not like there's a better theme for November is there? Could do Noirvember but nah

>>225941496
>>225941614
sir samefagger

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mel

>>225941621
and living in a terraced house with paper thin walls so you knew the neighbours could hear your cries but they just didn’t care

>>225941606
right
but when Burnham
make that make sense then

Remember on holiday in Benidorm when I was about 5 I heard someone at the Butlins-type show we were at say "shit" then when we got back to the hotel I asked my dad what the word "shit" meant and he beat me until my arse cheeks were totally bruised black haha x

>>225941671
you are not a bit titty anime girl

my dad used to do the goku powering up thing before he battered me

What celeb would you like to see on Traitors?

>>225941686
harsh but fair

>>225941696
fucking screaming

>>225941655
sainsburys own brand yellow mustard
i try to replicate the costco hot dog, which as everyone knows, is the best hot dog on the planet
costco use hellmans mustard but own brand is cheaper

>>225941391
city

youre fucking luky you got a beating when i was bad my dad shagged me

>>225941702
bob mortimer

>>225941702
Amer

Mental how spitting in your mums face is even an option for some of you posh cunts

I genuinely believe if I ever spat in my mums face as a child they would both suffocate me and formulate a plan to make it seem like I killed myself

My dad literally smashed a tv remote over my head once because I changed the channel to TNA wrestling on a Sunday morning when he wa watching some gimp mechanic show

>>225941676

my mum started slowly ripping up my yu gi oh cards one by one because I refused to swallow paracetamol

>>225941702
the king

hope you sent her to the shadow realm

>>225941739
>I genuinely believe if I ever spat in my mums face as a child they would both suffocate me and formulate a plan to make it seem like I killed myself
You're lucky, I think mine would've just killed me on the spot and burnt my remains in the back garden

sailing teacher spanked me in the changing room after a lesson because i capcised my boat again

>>225941739
>posh
He didn't even have beans

/brit/ makes so much more sense when you realise most of us came from abusive homes
I used to flinch all the time at school when there were loud bangs or whatever as a result of the trauma of home abuse, when the bullies figures that out they were always shadow boxing me 1 cm from my face or just straight up beating me just to see me flinch so they could laugh at it

>>225941781
what kind of povvo school did you go to where you had to go to a changing room instead of changing into your sailor outfit in your personal dorm

>>225941727
never had that either for fuck sake now im going to have to drive to oldham

>>225941816
yeah...

have to be at grandads for 8pm and i need a wank but dont want to smell of semen

I did. Thankfully it was only a few shit cards. Would have been devastated if she got to my blue eyes white dragon or dark magician

used to have a teacher called mr "niggapops"

>>225941702
lucy pinder

>>225941846
Wrong board mate?

It’s strange the difference between working class parenting and middle class parenting

I once accidentally broke my sisters trampoline and my dad ran and soccer kicked me in the chest breaking two off my ribs.

He didn’t even have to make me lie, I just assumed I had to lie that I broke my ribs wrestling with my brother or he would brutally beat me

go bullied by the cronem in the showers because my cock was small

whats up, we're all sharing abuse stories now?

back in rhodesia

>>225941845
then wank into the sink?

motsi is fit as FUCK tonight

>>225941816
>they were always shadow boxing me 1 cm from my face
howling

>>225941845
how the fuck is ur grandad still awake at 8pm
what the fuck r u doing going round hsi at 8pm on a sunday you utter freak
and why wud u smell of semen do u ejaculate on your clothe sor in your hair ro some shit
just catch it in a tissue and wash your dick afterwards wtf is wron gwith you

literally all of those posts were me and i made them all up

>>225941854
no just talking to myself

>>225941816
I came from a middle class home where my mum didn't have to work and she loved me and devoted 100% of her time into raising me, I lived an incredibly comfortable and stable life in a nice detached home in the Home Counties

>>225941845
what is it about the anticipation of visiting your grandads makes you so horny you can’t go half an hour without a wank

>>225941856
tbf u weren't autistic other lad clearly was

Laughing thinking of all the dogs shaking and cowering because of fireworks the next few days lmao

britain was build on the backs of working class families

>>225941874
everyone visits their grandparents on sunday night its tradition

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it looms

>>225941816
Our mum used to kick me and my little brother out of the house all day when I was 5 and he was 4. On a council estate full of nonces. And now my younger ste siblings who had the nicest upbringing imaginable (partly thanks to me being made to babysit them) take the piss out of me for being a mental alcoholic

>>225941391
Sloth / Acedia (Acedia): Spiritual or physical apathy, laziness, and an indifference to one's duties or moral growth.

>>225941913
only got two grans both my grandads are dead

>>225941913
lunch maybe not night u freak

>>225941739
Your parents shouldn't be parents.

>>225941921
is this Charls?

>>225941894
fucking screaming

>>225941913
maybe on sunday lunch lol

/brit/ is full of grim mongs from grim mong families who were raped by their dads, what else is new

my parents never laid a finger on me, they were constantly threatening to beat my ass but now that i think about it they never followed through

>>225941885
well I was raised in a terraced ex-council house in a povvo post-industrial crime ridden shit hole ex-coal town in the slums of the east midlands
literally nothing has changed here technologically or culturally since Thatcher destroyed everything
my mum used to work 2, sometimes 3 jobs and my dad alternated between beating me and threatening suicide

>>225941930
ktim

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>>225941949
yh

>>225941985
lol haha

>>225941995
Kek

>>225941995
It not right x

Reading other anons posts is giving me some form of schizo satisfaction about my own childhood

My own dad was literally a functioning mentally unwell person. He had a good job but I vividly remember one time I wanted him to buy me a South Park dvd box set and he refused and I started screaming at him in HMV and he just seethed in silence until we got to the car

As soon as we got to the car he literally strangled me until I almost passed out and when I started hyperventilating and crying he took me burger king and got me one of those shit Burger King mcflurriies and I calmed down

>>225941885
why are you on /brit/ then?

Had a non-romantic meeting with a pretty woman and now I'm hyper analysing everything about the half an hour I was talking to her

Did I hug her awkwardly? Did I not lead the conversation well enough? Did I linger too long? Did I come off as not manly? Was the farewell awkward?
Fuaaark

>>225942001
I know a guy that looks just like him but is covered in tattoos

SCREAMING at these childhood runt stories

>>225941496
A slap would have been appropriate

listening to the dead kennedys live at the deaf club

>>225942027
should be a bk advert

>>225942027
lol haha

>>225941921
it fucking looms

there's so much trauma on /brit/... :(

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luaIvQ5w5OI

>>225942038
brit is inclusive and everyone is invited

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would you white boys ever be brave enough to try some ghanaian food?

>>225942027
They don't do mcflurries at burger king

>>225942084
it made me the strong gayporn "nigga" i am today

>>225942044
your carer won't fuck you mate

>>225941496
walked into school with marks on my face after my dad pinched my face for whatever reason and I got pulled up to my head of years, he did the whole how is home life routine and gave me a social service number. appreciated it but was taken aback. didn't help that when people asked the bruises I just told them my dad did it. physical punishment was kinda normal for me

>>225942044
me after saying "good morning" and nothing else to the toilfu

tarq bastards have gone silent since reading this thread eh

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>>225942054
murder charls?

Feeling quirky

>>225942027
Unironically the worst form of abuse in this scenario is a Burger King McFlurry instead of taking you to McDonald’s

look at me i'm sandra dee

Sometimes my dad would call up his Triad mate Yan and Yan would have a bunch of Chinese men run a train on me if I was ever naughty

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>>225941496

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>>225941671
a qt

>>225942110
At least there's beans so nobody gets spat at in the face

>>225942110
these niggas eatin beans

remmeber when my mum used to scream at me that I didnt love her and not speak to me for days like that episode of the simpsons where bart steals the game except it was for no reason at all

>>225941545
sctim

good thing my mum's only small but I'm pretty sure she sent me to the hospital once or twice when I was really young

/brit/ uber alles

>>225942182
Ancient meme

the audacity of mum not to make beans though

>>225942122
lol forgot about that, well not on his face, face tattoos are not popular here

I remember when I watched MDE for the first time in high school and then showed it to some other people, i did feel kind of cool

>>225941944
sorry i was having a wank anyway in response to this why not sunday night? your grandparent/s dont get lonely in the long dark evenings?

was suicidal yesterday and today i'm angry

Imagining all the runts here as toddlers getting absolutely heemed and punted by their parents lol

i remember one time i was so stressed from my home life as a little kid i went to the bathroom and started ripping out my hair, my teacher was the first one to notice that half my hair was missing the next morning.

I definitely come from proper working class council scum class

Went to school with a bruise on my check from my mum hitting me in the face with my brothers poke ball toy and my science teacher reported it and my dad ended up turning up after schooling to fight him

why is he making up stories about his dad beating him

AI is profoundly brown. I regard people who use it as less than human tbqh.

my parents lever laid a finger on me but looking back they probably should have

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>>225942194

it looms for them

>>225942157
bpd or narcissist mum?

imagine giving ur own mum an hawk tuah over lack of benes

it dont bear thinkin bout

>>225942228
vgp

nether regions smell like roast potatoes

Internet used to be fun

>>225942228
Lost your job drawing furry porn did you?

>>225942157
i'm not even gonna ask

my dad unironically hit me a few times on the arse over the years but it was for my own good and i turned out an alcoholic incel in the end and hes dead so alls well that ends well

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What if when you die and you're in the morgue, the morticians laugh at your ugly body and your tiny cock

>>225942282
that's why I'll never die

>>225942265
all shit now

Sallyman in?

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nth for the holodem

There was a girl in our town and everyone knew her dad had nonced her but he never went to prison for it somehow
Anyway, the dad eventually killed himself and she turned into some ftm creature covered in stretched out piercings and tattoos seemingly trying to make herself as undesirable to men as possible

>>225942282
ill be dead they could fuck me and then stuff my arse and roast and eat me for all i care as i say ill be dead

>>225942248
reckon its all part of the same mess

>>225942282
Not as bad as spending your life alone because of your paranoia about your body

>>225942282
everyone has been laughing at my ugly body and tiny cock my whole life, what diference does it make if they also do it when i'm dead.

>>225942282
i plan on being horrifically maimed so i can cause them ptsd for this exact reason

>>225942302
Grim

Just wanting to give a polar opposite opinion from the other anons on here

I used to properly drive my parents insane as a kid, constantly smashed things, hit my mum numerous times, damaged my dads car and reported him for being a nonce when he wasn’t

I remember breaking our front door and my mum crying and begging me to accept help and some therapy bollocks and laughing at her and pulling her by the hair until my sister stopped me

Obviously I’m a schizo now as an adult but I’m unironically surprised they never murdered me as a child

>>225942282
will have to make sure i die with a lob on

>>225942265
Alri Firefoxberg

someone made a funny post about not caring about their body when they die the other day but i cant remember how it went

right well thats a pedo scum posting images of cartoon children then

>>225942282
would know, from heaven (got promoted to new god) that theyre just jealous and then id zap them on the spot

>>225942282
who cares

fist pig now

what is a whale anyway
bizarre things

>>225942265
Died in the late 2010s

>>225942274
im thinking of specing in to alcoholism do you enjoy it

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>>225942321
different shades of cluster B personality disorders

>>225942302
Many such cases!

Would never be caught dead with any of you freaks in public

You unironically have to hit a certain threshold of being normal looking to even be seen with me in public which very few of you can achieve

>>225942389
rorkes great great great grandmother, is it?

>>225942330
What caused it? Other than the devil of course

>>225942389
these niggas love beer

how often do you people think about the childhood abuse you went through?

>>225942282
what if they do the opposite and the fit mortician starts fondling your penis and testicles and it’s the only sexual experience your body has ever had

>>225942412
good post

>>225942401
i feel my emotions very strongly

>>225942302
poor lass :(

wonder if the dad was nonced to if he offed himself out of possible guilt..

>>225942410
thats my dreams ruined then

>>225942423
post death erection

nonced people nonce people as the saying goes

>>225942410
come off it

so many ESHUTAs to fire off i don't know where to start

>>225942412
Just was a horrible cunt desu

it's a holiday in cambodia

im wearing pantyhose

eating gorilla shit

>>225942282
Maybe they will be old and experienced morticians who don't give a shit because they've already seen worse

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>>225942367
qt~

>>225942488
bit gay mate

>>225942423
lucky, dead AND gets a free wank

>>225942416
gp

>>225942485
he says nigga in that song i think

Would love a deep dive documentary on uk nonce hunter groups

Literally working class jobless benefit scrounging council scum baiting mentally unwell spastics so desperate for any form of sex they miss the brief mention of them being 15 despite having a profile picture of a fit 35 year old woman

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Just had to sell my whole record collection to buy groceries and pay the mortgage…

>>225942468
I was nonced and saw other kids being nonced and I've never nonced a kid myself.

>>225942488
never rock the mic with the pantyhose

>>225942115
wish I had a fit carer tbqh

>>225942538
needs a tribute

>>225942488
In the UK we call them tights

>>225942330
dying laughing at this not really sure why

>>225942536
they're saving kids mate
why are you pro paedo?

>>225942538
Let’s dissect this rationally and scientifically

Why does he have somewhat normal teeth yet the eyes of a war torn WW2 vet, the skin of a long term alcoholic and the tongue of a heroin addict?

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Life in America is hard

I work all day fixing airplanes and I struggle while people with email jobs make twice what I do and can work from home doing a total of maybe 30 minutes of actual work a day

Hey now, you're a blacked star

i wear tights quite often ok

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>>225942578
>fixing airplanes
sounds fun
x

>>225942282
even in death i would probably get hard because i have an sph fetish

>>225942571
I’m anti pedo to be fair but only very, very slightly behind that am I anti council estate scum

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>>225942434
watch some funny cat vids and laugh out loud unironically

>>225942599
umm
cute

>>225942577
Teeth look welded together with calculus

got some choccy milk

>>225942599
are you an actor in a stage play of Peter Pan?

Would you star as the bottom in a gay porno gangbang in exchange for £10,000,000,000?

>>225942577
he drinks a lot of milk

>>225942578
Mental you can have a good quality of life in the uk claiming pip and not working a second of your life

>>225942577
are you blind mate, his teeth are caked in plaque

>>225942536
I don't know why more people don't have this opinion. Nearly all the videos are of them harassing retards who have the mental age of whoever they're unwittingly noncing on.

>>225942634
no
*does it for free*

>>225942634
I would do anything for 10 million

Boring question

>>225942634
depends if its a bbc 'bang or not

>>225942634
no, dont have that much and doubt the bank would give me a loan either

oh my days it fucking looms

>>225942536
no deep dive is necessary if you have an iq as high or higher than the jobless benefit scrounging council scum you're talking about
they do it for views and money, they exist in every country

>>225942400
you get 5 good years of drinking every day then you will probably go off the rails. i ended up in hospital loads of times and got dumped and ended up in some terrible states

4 years later and i still drink every night just not as much. i have fatty liver and a few other health problems from it. however i still cant imagine life without it. really i probably wont stop unless i get cirrhosis

i wouldnt recommend starting because its nearly impossible to stop even if you want to but if you are going down the alcoholic route remember to take vitamins especially thiamine every day or you will end up with irreversable brain damage and dont use paracetamol and try not to smoke or vape

>>225942634
better to be a rich fag than a poor fag

trip on

i reckon there's no man alive that can put tights on and not get a stiffy
not even gay like that they just feel really good on the skin

>>225942675
how the fuck do u actually dsrink every day tho i'm a semi alchie who drinks to black out each week but the one good thing about over indulging so much is it does mostly kill the lust to drink
like a lot of days it would be more hassle and effort to drink than not to drink

Any shaggers in

>>225942634
why is a grown man asking retarded questions like this?

>>225942681
think your fetish is a slippery slope to crossdressing and autognyophilia

>>225942705
don't think so

Nonce hunters in the uk is genuinely hilarious

They use photos of themselves (for legal purposes) so some random sexless retard sees a picture of a clapped 39 year old and is so desparate to get laid they message them and briefly get told the person is 15 despite looking 45 yet are so desperate to get a blowie they turn up and the cast of shameless if waiting for them with cameras

would you shag a 1:1 clone of yourself?

>>225942706
I'll take that as a yes

>>225942737
A 2:1 clone perhaps

>>225942634
No. I wouldn't sell my soul, I pray.

>>225942751
'

>>225942698
there is no night where im sitting there stone cold sober thinking you know what i would hate a bottle of wine right now. i enjoy it too much

are you diego btw

>>225942751
right

Watching BBC Young Musician: The Final but this autist lass is taking the piss a bit on the violin.
Going to switch over to Channel 5 for Microwaves vs Air Fryers: Which Is Better?

>>225942733
were you stung?

>>225942681
hi

>>225942763
>Microwaves vs Air Fryers: Which Is Better?
proper telly that

>>225942763
Obviously air fryers you mong

ooooh the hokey cokey

>>225942763
pretty sure that's a repeat

Awfully depressed this last few weeks

Might try the gym or swimming pool or something

>>225942733
The cast of shameless kek.
I hate those guys. So much crime goes on, why are they fixated on the crime that ends with a man cumming? And 10/10 times a crime hast been committed because it's an adult talk to an adult

paperback writer

>>225942804
all owned by china

The nonce who slit his own wrists when the nonce hunters turned up was a legend, obviously it’s grim as fuck but watching them panic and freak out in that video was hilarious

>>225942804
I'm going to go now

>>225942820
you got a link?
I'd be fascinated to watch it

NOW I'M PANICKING

>>225942783
Love it when someone calls another person stupid then realises they've misread the post and are the stupid one