paperback writer edition
It's been 2 weeks. I need to get laid asap
>>225942949Over rated as HELL
>>225943051kek. stood up a hooker
Quickdraw
business idea : a burger bar that also hosts gay stuff in the back in the dark roomcould call it patty boys and lean into themes like thick meat, raw meat, etc
>>225943110i dont udnerstnd are you just cold approaching girls in your lectures and just straight up asking them out without any preamble like how can u be fumbling it so much that they actually complained about you
poo
>Asked them for lunchJust download an app or go to a club
>>225943128
you lot weren't posting in that battyboy thread were you?
Uhmmmm what the fuck just happened?
>>225943101It's fine
>>225943051>neurotypicals go 2 weeks without sex difficulty = impossibleWE ARE NOT THE SAME
rorke still using 128kbps mp3 in the big 26
scream
I’m literally a 7 out of 10 yet any time I talk about sex on here or the dating scene I have you autistic mongs talking shit who look like Gollum
playing final fantasy resonance now ok
>>225943160made one post to early
>>225943173But unlike you nasty boys I don't masterbate so I haven't ejaculated in 2 weeks. May even be longer
>>225943051ealing brass
watashitachi wa nakama desu!
>>225943218added it to the wishlist mere seconds ago
>>225943197This isn't me guys, in case you think it is
>>225943197just r9k cell activites
>>225943226Kek surprised there are any even there. The rents are crazy and there are loads of hell holes down the road in all directions
>>225943252I know you will chat shit as expected but I’m unironically a 7 or 8 out of 10 for my age group and I hoover up pussy at WarpTour or any festival I attend
>>225943241仲間じゃなくて恋人ですね
the anon who ate the chinky meal is currently experiencing heart palpitations due to the heavy dose of salt, msg, and sneed oils. you might want to send him help lads
the only issue with dating 16-23 year olds is that they might only like you because you are seen as an escape from their parent's house
>>225943300nah he's a cunt
>>225943290you look like greeno eats
>>225943293h-honto mi!?? anon-kun... :0
>>225943290Kinda fucked up you are unironically my uncle
ummy
I have super loud wanks
what's the best thing about dating twenty three year olds
>>225943290if this isnt a piss take i have no words
>>225943373no
>>225943373there's three of them
>>225943354it's only once a month
>>225943373tight cunts
wanking to um porn
*has super loud sex with op*
RIP Trooper Yudisingh Jussun (Royal Horse Guard/1st Dragoons) HCMR whom passed in road traffic accident on 14 October 2026 at the age of 22. He was repatriated and buried in his home country of Mauritius today.
>>225943290>no results found from reverse image searchSCREAMING This is what most of you freaks look like
might watch black people react to thingsalways good viewing
>>225943354happened to me though im a man ofcwe just beat his door and the girl with him freaked out and left 5 mins later
>>225943421actrually godo shout lmao i will do this too
After clicking that link I couldn't believe what I was seeing, bonnie blues clit is massive. How is this not something that's talked about? She's quite a frequently mentioned person, and there have been periods that she's mentioned non stop for weeks but not one comment about her clit. It should be something she's famous for, it's not like it's a normal kind of big, it's pretty abnormal
Looking pretty neck and neck on the microwave vs air fryer so farThe thing that shocked me is they said the average brit eats 12 takeaways a month. I'm on about one every month or so no wonder everyone is so fat and poor.
black man reacts to white boy spitting bars
Uhhhh anon I really hope thst picture wasn’t you as a simple AI search linked me to a weird nonce profile you have Is that you Dr Strix?
>>225943354holy karen, just buy earplugs, it's once a month.
Made a post and realised after posting I was wrong so I closed the thread and will pretend it didn't happen whilst people reply telling me I'm wrong.
Reckon AI is gonna wipe out the internet next year
>>225943481I don't do that
>>225943469
stop being a weirdo
>>225943469This looks like rorke used AI to create the ideal antifa member to mock
>"i've never been more disgusted in my life"I can think of 10 things more disgusting than someone having sex loudly.
>>225943501why do you always indirectpost
I'm a freakI'm a paedoI don't belong hereWhat the hell amI doing here (prison)
>>225943490hope so
>>225943501mission impossible haha
>>225943469i see count dankula has taken the divorce well
I'm going to create a group of nonce hunter hunters
>>225943469SCREAMING
>>225943532I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM
got the yes on
>>225943527scccc
>>225943512argentinians are on top of that list
can sometimes hear my fit next door neighbour using her vibrator
>>225943354Complained to my old flatmate about this as it would wake me up and never heard anything again. It's completely performative.
>>225943469I’ve literally been laughing to the point of passing out for the last ten minutes.The funko pops in the background alone almost made me pass out from laughing
Need to flesh out what I cook for din-dins.I'm easily pleased but gfberg is a picky eater.
rorkes arse getting sued by the central african republic for trade name infringement
>>225943518Attention seeking. It's the in thing to do now to provoke everyone into saying who meee!? Who are you quoting? Hey who's that for guy? :DIgnore all of them
had a greggs in spain on my way home last night
>>225943051Looked up the post code and its all nail bars and massage parlours. She was asian wasn't she?
>>225943541That really wasn't necessary mate
Sometimes hear my next door neighbour masturbating when I use my vibratorProbably a virgin
>Our mum used to kick me and my little brother out of the house all dayIs this common with working class parents?My Tarq parents never let me out the house but working class kids seemingly spent every evening milling about on the streets and in the town centre
sucking a chocolate milkshake
>>225943578No way, you think I'd pay for an Oriental. That's a Polish goddess son. Watch your mouth
>>225943580>when I use my vibratorWhat
>>225943580umm
>>225943579Honestly mate best of luckNonce hunters are scum
I hate Leeds and Carlisle so fucking much
>>225943545i take pride in being a bastard, little boy.
ignore what
>>225943590Yeah very common, it's why they're runts
>>225943590My mum used to get annoyed if she saw my face between the hours of 5pm and 10pm when I had to be in to go to sleep
>>225943597Hmm. Every shop front looks like a people trafficking organisation. Doesn't even look a poor area its shocking what they done to our high streets.
>>225943609why?
>>225943607Thanks man. Godspeed
Is Argentina the safest country in South America?
>>225943590Its common with older people. Helicopter parenting took over in the last 15 years or so.
guarantee this freak going on about hating nonce hunters is the same nonce who has a meltdown when people say epstein and his associates are paedos
>>225943648i think chile is supposed to be the closest thing they have to a first world country
>>225943626Despite me being working class and you coming from posh parents I stillAchieved a 60k + a year job and you are mentally unwell schizoI feel this is my achievement against capitalism
Who Catches The Nonce Catchers?
The reason hurt people hurt people is because when you've been victimised your mind wants closure and for you to "prove" to yourself that you can't let it happen again and one way that can happen is to victimise someone else by taking your grief out on them which could convince yourself that you're the predator and not prey anymore
Watching this old flick from the 70s and bloody hell this Joan Collins bird was a nice bit of totty
>>225943687the nonces
>>225943629It's a wealthy middle class area. The whole of UK is just nasty now. Every high street boring and also ugly. You do know prosties only give you the postcode to the general area though? When you're there you'll get the specifics and it could be a few roads down and not in that immediate area at all
>>225943679Epstein is not a peado you freak, he had lavious sex parties with fit 18 year old Slavic women that’s not a crime
>>225943687>>225943532
>>225943687other nonce catchers usually
>>225943685take that potato off your shoulder
>>225943685That's commendable and I would congratulate you, but you're a cunt so I shan't.
The nonces should flip the script on nonce hunters and film them or just instantly assault them on sight They have nothing to lose
Why the fuck are Restore posting AI slop and trying to pass it off as genuine photos?
>>225943707Yeah but that postcode is a tiny area. Maybe they're outside that postcode in some rank alleyway idk.
>>225943747kek is that james cameron
>>225943747charlie kirk
GLORY TO SONS OF ALL FIGHTERS PAST
>>225943648no, Uruguay is. They've had a surge of gang related crime recently, but it's basically a nothinburger.
>>225943685What's on the screen of the the desk you sit at, and how long to you have to click clack on the xylophone before the boss says it's home time. I'm always curious about high laid office jobs. I've never had one
>>225943789stop doing gang crimes in Uruguay
this lad seems suspiciously upset about nonce hunters :/
foo many spelling mistakes
I'm a wankaholic. I consume wankahol
>>225943747
>>225943807you’re on a proud right-wing paedo general pal
>>225943794Neither, I have oversight on the timescales for petroleum drilling near Scotland and the schedulesAI could do my job in five minutes but thankfully we haven’t got to that point yet and I’m protected by the union
the name's hunternonce hunter
>>225943747love how they've put in "make sure there's a couple black people so they know we're not racist"
>>225942218Did he fight him then or what happened?
>>225943763Yep it definitely won't be far. Comfortable walking distance but as you know in London things can change 2 minutes down the road. Sometimes they are in the one nasty alley way you never knew existed in a nice area too. Had that a few times
>>225943747with two black men as well kek
The name's childNonced A Child
>>225943747i was talking about this earlier, a big tell something is AI is that the faces are all symmetrical.
I'm working class but I'm not like the others
What the fuck is the deal with TimWhy do so many photos of him looking like a mong end up online
care for a jam doughnut lads
>>225943870I think the woman in the bottom left holding a sign in front of the chair is a bigger giveaway
what class are you if you were basically homeless when you were younger and now you're suddenly rich for no reason
>>225943834I see, well at least you're self aware and not on your high horse. I hope you keep earning a lot of money forever, and it allows you to get sexy women to bob and bop on your willy when ever you want
>>225943877We should send Tim a Christmas card this year
>>225943905the chosen one class
>A 14-year-old boy has "handed himself in" to West Midlands Police after a video posted on social media appeared to show a fan taunting Sunderland with a photo of Bradley Lowery during Saturday's Premier League match.
despise my mother
Sunday night is it you little rascals
>>225943763Ealing has their own none teller offers kek
>>225943902reckon I could eat them all in one sitting
>>225943905win the euromillions did you, jayden?
>>225943941Did you ever hear her riding your dad?
>>225943949the scrandem
I have a junkie cunt neighbour below me and I constantly bang the floor the second I wake up or late at night to annoy him and he and his junkie mates constantly moan or shout thinking it’s going to stop me not realising I won’t ever stopDirty junkie scum
>>225943949cartel execution video
>>225943970No he didn't shag her, only me
just sneezed
>>225943877corrr living like a king, scranning his m&s christmas sarnies in bed
>>225943998NEIGH
>>225943965That you riffratz you bacon?
>>225943998The fact that you live adjacent to them means you're no better I'm afraid
don't like doughnuts because sweet things and bread shouldn't go to together
I'd probably kms if I ever got into dota 2 because I'd probably have 16k hours in the game despite hating it
>>225944037Uk policy? If you rent any new buildProperty they have toAllocate 10% to dirty council, dole junkie scum
>>225943976Kek
>>225944004Kys
>>225944027oink
Only found out today that a fella at my workplace is a bender now I fell utterly disgusted that I actually greeted him every morning wtf.
>>225944057>rent>new buildYeah, sorry about that
>>225944095It's the truth, we were madly in love and took a trip to Paris
it conker season >.< xx
It’s not fucking fair most men these days work out; back in the day just not being a fat fuck was admirable to women yet this days even the most basic mong works out at least 3 times a week and has some muscles Genuinely an open market for women in terms of shagging
right well that's sleepwitz relegated to napstein
>>225944110Jesus, this is an early 90's comment kek I'm not fit the gay stuff but this is extreme. Unheard of now even
>>225944126I'm bonkers for conkers me
is this what old folk used to goon to
genuionely the wost Ive felt in years
Liz Truss is a right mentaller
We have evolved so much as a society and are so much more accepting yet if you let a gay couple childmind your kid you are honestly an unfit parent and should lose custody of your child
>wost
>Virgin Media O2 is set to axe a "substantial proportion" of its 16,000-strong workforce in coming months
>genuionely the wost
>>225944157They used to rub one out rather than gooning. It was a functional activity, a means to an end, empty the pipes as it were. Gooning as an activity is alien to the boomer mindset.
>>225944110Hope he bums you to death
the bradley poster has been activated
What is a cooker again? What’s the lore, it’s the hardest cooker breaks the other conkers or something right?
>>225944190>>225944196dont kick a diego when he's down
It was the best of times, it was the wost of times
>>225943949
Might have a wank
If you break up with me I'll kill myyyyseeeeelfand you can bathe in my bloooood
>>225944195They were trying to headhunt me last year, would be fuming if I'd left my job and gone to them and then got fired.
>>225944195wonder if they'll still send those over-familiar, chummy tone emails out
If I have to call customer service and hear a foreign accent I instantly hang up, if I call back and hear another foreign accent I instantly switch services if possible The amount of time you will waste on customer service with a foreigner is unimaginable
You have a chance guys. They're bored with tall now
Everyone is getting fired, it's also very hard to find a new job right now
>>225944225make the most of it lad. once you get your new fanny plumbed in that's a pleasure you won't have
>>225944227gp
>>225944198Did they not do it for pleasure? Was it just a task, no different from taking the bins out?
>>225944255oh no
>>225944225Thought this was an impersonator but no, it's literally EW's trip
>>225944249funny way to say BWC
>>225944255ALDIGODDESS winning yet again
>>225944249>over 33 I wonder why her standards have fallen…….
sucking employed womens nine inch cock
>>225944270You like rubbing one out in women's clothing that makes you a MAN
>>225944261That's exactly right
>>225944249letting normalfags know what autism is has been a disaster
>>225944294And you're responding to yourself
if I lose my job I'll probably just kms honestly not retraining in my 40s
Lads what age do women realise you just want to meet them and fuck them or get a blowy and start to take themselves serious and try and take themselves serious?I want to change my online dating settings before it’s too late
Liz Truss sex arse
Got to do uni toil and Japanese toil and Russian toil and housework toil and ALDI toil and hobby toil and sleep toil Fucking sick of it all
>>225944225What do you wank to? Gay porn? Seaside Mark?
>>225944275You think an attractive 33 year old woman needs to be desperate? Even an average one can take her pick in most cases. You must be 15
>>225944312What's your profession?
>>225944275If she was actually looking for a borderline autistic nerd she shouldn't do the make up and clothing of the type of girl that bullies those people. Seems counterproductive to present that appearance
>>225944309Quite literally replying to EW you blind retardSort yourself out, put yourself in the bin ready to be collected in the morning you deranged FREAK
>>225944301Right. It's really weird and annoying. Why have they fixated on it?
>>225944341Gay porn director of photography
>>225944341Pum pum eater
>>225944329>Japanese and RussianWorthless nonce porn and war criminal languages
>>225944341male model
>>225944249mate hinge is a waste of time have a decent profile (well at least mates said so) send our funny comments with the likes been on it nearly a month and not a single match i dont even bother anymore only reasoni 've not deleted account yet is to ask my final mate in person what he thinks about my profile
>>225944341I put the cherries on bakewell tarts
Just a little tip for you incels, “golden retriever energy” is code for good looking
Meeting a girl at the fingering grotto this week
https://vocaroo.com/1nzrVwqjibPm
>>225944329Which fat retard have you fallen in love with this time
Can't find a single porno flick filmed in Esperanto. Well suppose I could make the first one.
>>225944387screamingyou funny sometimes
>>225944384Bet you're good at it
>>225944343Because she doesn't want that, it's just the in thing to want. She knows she can just go to a Magic the Gathering get together and find the perfect suit but she subconsciously still wants a very normal and very rich guy. Women don't have their own minds. I wonder how long it'll take until they realise they find oriental men weird and gross again.
we at /brit/ love employed woman despite his mental illness ok !!
whining my bloodclart waist pon rorkenun he could do
>>225944387grim
https://annas-archive.gl/md5/ff7f2cd59d8757bbad6a2cd93a6abd75?&check=1
>>225944382I tried to help you a while ago, I've mastered it. You stopped replying after a few comments, I was close to give you the grand finalé if advice
>>225944451are you an girl
>>225944407mad how globo homo NGO's tried to push that shitty language>Uhmm did you know that's the fastest growing language in the worldfucking 4 people speak that shit and it's all crazy women who went to india to "find themselves"
>>225944446*her mental illness ok
EW jerks her pathetic penis to sissy humiliation porn
Am a stay at husband
>>225944469yeh
>>225944471I speak Esperanto and this isn't true.>how globo homo NGO's tried to push that shitty languageThis is a nonsense originating quite literally from Mein Kampf.
>>225944463We can't use that site in cucked uk it's blocked I have to get on a Von to pirate my books
>>225941830chadderton costco is greatgot to go early otherwise its rammed with indians and chinkoloids
struck an esperanto nerve with bulglad that
>>225944467i did talk to someone about hinge but that's not how the conversation went if anything i kept asking for advice and got semi ignored lol
tried whipping my own bum with a belt earlier and it gave me b0ner
>>225944497do a vocaroo
>>225944141The gym is a dull runt hobby.
>>225944474Pictures of her posts and their responses presumably
rorke learning latin to "own the libs"
>>225944508honestly I'm kind of sick of the propaganda that we get blasted with every single day
>>225944529hello fat
>>225944385not really. it means you have the energy of a golden retriever dog. typically good mood, friendly, talkative/will interact with others nicely, non-threatening and so on
>was a nice bit of tottyStop. You're not a dock worker in the 1950s, you're embarrassing yourself
>>225944510Ah maybe I remembered wrong. I think you could have annoyed me and made me stop replying. I wish I had it up now to look through haha
>>225944557Kek
>>225944554NahJust pointing out the fact that the gym is for runts who are built for physical labour
>>225944561lol
>>225944563delet this
>>225944563I have all of these but I desire sexual activity
>>225944526mi ne volas paroli kun vi en la reto ĉar iu konservos mian voĉon, tio aŭ la GCHQ/CIA aldonos ĝin al iu datumbazoj
>>225944563ktim
>>225944611they already have everything
>>225943949what does this mean?
How do you even Benedict an egg?
>>225944656nobody knows
rorke wearing a shirt that says "I love wanking" to school
>>225944650my life like star war
>>225944584it's a modern and quite bad idea that having a good body means you're a brute, and vice versalook at ancient civilisations like the greeks. they understood that the body and mind are not separate and perfection of one couldn't occur without perfection of the other
>>225944669eggs with the benedicts
>>225944671why did it get so many replies then and there's what looks like a reddit thread about it
>>225944669Can show you if you like
sir lord billiam "nigga" codysworth of rorkeshire
>>225944669not a fan of the sauce on that dish, it's already rich enough from the yolk
MY LIFE GAY PORN
>>225943051what is Owo?
>>225944699yes?
>>225944675your life like autismthe observation is about star wars, the zoomer / boomer comparison is the joke, not the other way aroundi hope this helps with any future social interactions you are unlikely to have
>>225944661rabbit!!!
>>225944669cum in a batch
>>225944718ummy
>>225944695Yes please what do you require from me?
>>225944680Except nobody going to the gym is a Greek philosopherIt's just roiding men and foids
I would go to a brothel if they were legal but going on the stupid websites and arranging to meet a prostitute seems horrible so I won't bother
>>225944741Being quiet for once
my life anakinmy gf life malfoid
Rorkestead... I'm from Rorkestead...
Sent my eggs benedict back to the kitchen as those eggs were nowhere near benedict enough
>>225944301YepEvery time I see a woman claiming she has autism I want to beat her
>>225944745i think people like you are just very insecure and too frightened to go to places like the gym so conjure up all sorts of weird incel nonsense to cope
>>225944755you just give them a message and turn upit's simple as
poached eggs are just not worth the effort to make at homejust make scrambled or soft boiled
>>225944780I'm too much of a sensitive lad
>>225944757
>>225944755AdultWork is quite easyAlternatively just go to an Asian massage shop and you'll get wanked off, maybe even a BJ if the woman finds you attractive
>>225944594Well anyway, work out a formula of what works with each type of girl. Scrap what they don't respond to and keep the winners. If you speak to a lot of women keep stuff in your note lad you can copy and paste so you don't have to keep thinking of interesting or whitty things to say. Make sure you are her dream guy lie! If she says she's passionate about animals and wants to open a dog home, you do too and you always buy food for all the stay dogs when you're on holiday. If she's spiritual and believes in all this niche energy crap you believe in it too . Go and read a little bit about it and blow her away with it because she never expect to meet someone that alignes with her so well
I make my eggs "nigga side up"
it's REYN TIME
>>225944813>>225944813>>225944813
>>225944656Nonce hunters
>>225944805Which frog are you?
>>225944778Partially but my point still standsIt's full of normaldrones who go because other normaldrones goJust exercise at home
