Soybean edition
doing a greenish-black iron supplement poo
So much to do but can't do any of it
>>225955724Propah British brekkie innit lads?!
brettoning my woods as we speak
>>225955724Haha he's back. You still haven't shown your sister. I'll swap you something for her
Police unveiled their new "Armed Response Command", which will patrol streets with rifles.The enshittification continues.
diego pushing yet another person away from christianity forever by being the worst example of a christian possiblegood job diego!
Right thenthat's toilberg thinking I'm in urgent need of medical attention so I get off going to a fucking work function later with a bunch of retards from another site
i remimbah back in jo'burg - before we left in the 90s - we'd all go out on a safari and see how many bleqs we could shoot in a single afternoon, couldn't git away with that nowadays could you
If a plane were to fall from the skyHow big a hole would it leaveIn the surface of the earth
Face sitting
>>225955792Why do you pretend to have a job?
Sick of yanks messing with the daily scramble, their food autism is inscrutable
>>225955790inb4 'hs'
Yanks really are the dumbest cunts on the planet. If anyone on that plane jumped just before it hit the ground they'd still be alive today but I guess they'd rather just listen to a hysterical pilot bleat utter nonsense over the R/T
>>225955801depends on the plane
i reckon if i stopped looking at porn i would get a boner looking at clothed women which could be a problem in itself
>>225955820It happens
>>225955789guns are so gay nowadays it's all just greebled black plastic bullshitsend em out with old scary looking rifles and shotguns with wood furniture and people would behave
carbonically speaking, saturday was a success
>>225955819What if it's a big one
you gte a boner when u look at mens narses
>>225955848nuh uh :3c
When I was growing up my dad's shift job in a factory was enough that we had a Ford Mondeo and we had two weeks in Majorca and a couple of half-term stays in a cottage in the Dales and stuff. Boy Scots, football and swimming classes, that kind of thing.It feels like that very "BBC 1" working class family has been mostly deleted as people either downshift towards poverty, or they're the evolution of "Sky satellite families" into "Netflix and newbuild home where my chubby 13 year old rots upstairs in his bedroom with Minecraft wallpaper"I think we've lost something. Like half of the things to even do in this country are owned by Merlin Entertainments and are faded.
Where the bloody hell is the royal air force with my bloody ciggie resupply?!? They can't fucking expect me to fight fascists (online) like this!!! Tell them to not supply zebbi with ammo and food before cigarettes!
>>225955808It gest me paid by toilberg
saw some of those lads who go around collecting cash out of vending machines and that and they had guns
>>225955801I loved Editors lol
>>225955869why did we have to be born right at the beginning of humanity's final long decline? just not fair is it
>>225955869gp
adding another flag to the filterwhere do these schizos come from
>>225955887But why is it so important to you that we think you have a job?
business idea: preggo porn company called "womb raider"
tunisia would be a good name for a fish themed drag queen
nth for the holodem
>>225955914don't like preggo pornthere's a baby in there
>>225955914they're calling this the most jewish thing ever
love beagles theyre so nice
>ps5 starting to overheat 2 weeks before GTA 6
>>225955916on the one hand she's right but on the other she's only against alcohol to appeal to mudslimes
>>225955848of course
>>225955942open it up and clean the dust out
had lamb for dinner and now every burp i do is bringing back that yucky lamb aftertaste
>>225955911It's important to you
In retrospect, wojaks and frogs did irreparable damage to internet culture and OC as a whole
>>225955926that's what makes it hot in a waylike when they pull out and cum over their belly and she rubs it in
>>225955926Isn't it technically child porn? I'm pro choice so don't ask me for the answer. I'm asking you.
>>225955963freak
>>225955963i don't think that's hot at all. it's a little bit noncey i think.
if you zoom in on the final frame before the crash you can see the DEI white pilot scratching his head in confusion
>>225955952Dunno how safe it is
that's strange. searching for certain things on duckduckgo gives you a server error message
>>225955984what things?
>>225955963you're fucked
might become homeless and become one of those grim alcoholics you see drinking under an overpass
>>225955984:)
>>225955970are you mooslim?
>>225955926there was one amateur one I liked before the 'hub was nuked where they were having really slow loving sex it was nice. I'll never experience that in my life
Got to have an endoscopy. Wonder which end it'll go in haha
what makes it fun is you can alternatively imagine it's your baby in there, which is hot and trador you can imagine it's someone else's baby, which is hot for a psychologically different reason due to the cucking implications
>>225955984They have your IP address it's over for you.
>>225955993looking up "server error message" mostly
just pissed on my foot now i got pissy sock
>>225955942imagine when lucia's ass starts bouncing all over the screen, this bitch gonna explode lmao
>>225955774yh
>>225956008little bit noncey this actually yeah
>>225955977looks like someone couldn't wait for gta 6 and decided to play it in real life
>>225956008please stop
>>225956003Of course. I'm the grand mufti or musclemen empire (AKA dar Al Islam).I speak for and represent the totality of the Muslim world purely by the virtue that I'm a nafri. I'm not an individual with my own beliefs and convictions. Nooo!
not into preggo porn but anything with lactation in it activates my neurons like crazy
got my first interview after uniits at my uni and i would be working as a cleanerngl fuck
hello, had a weird dream.I was like doctor house, but in a skyrim like world. A lot of the things i was doing didnt make sense, like someone asked me to remove his body because he wanted to be a talking head
>>225955899>>225955907For me there's something really tragic in the unspoken shitness of these places. Families will have a smiling day out even if it's a bit tacky and make some memories before our inevitable deaths.Like I'm not calling them stupid people but there is something about it to me. The packaged like of Centre Parcs and these Merlin attractions and going home to watch Ant & Dec.
>>225955814If they'd jumped right before it hit the ground they could have just landed gently and strolled away. Stupid not to really.
Just wrapped some presents up for Christmas
>>225956028Don’t get me excited
>>225956057>anything with lactation in it activates my neurons like crazy
>>225956056your prophet is a pedo
>>225956060clean it up janny
>>225956076Isn't it too early? I'm not a Christian so Christmas means nothing to me. Can I open the present you got for me now?
holy fuck we're outta time
Looking at the build of that woman ok
Do you think you will be playing gta6 and blogging about it here
going to keep taking steroids but cut out the tren, it makes me sweat too much
>>225956057See i'm not into lactation but then I saw some clip of some clothed woman walking around her home wearing a jumper with milk leaking out and it made me feel something. Wonder if anyone has the clip
>>225956092You have prophets in Christianity that are pedos. Exactly what is your point?
porn where the girl swallows used condomsyes or no?
>>225956121name them
>>225956064the goyslop used to be of a much higher calibrewith the collapse of the socialist world there was no more competition and basically no more reason to keep western middle classes placated so everything's just been in a slow collapse for the past 30 years. probably never gonna get better either
>>225956115Nah got no interest in GTA6 but I might get that Phantom Blade game the Chinese one looks cool
what happened to irishgreekmong
>>225956134T'es pas normal wallah.
>>225956146hes here nearly every day
>>225956143https://youtu.be/Y6LsledTcmg?si=0LWwdF6M8mhU6EUzAnybody been watching the latest RegularGuy?It's just gold
>>225955869Very eloquent lad, this is exactly the decline we face where being in the middle just isn't enough any more due to corporate greed and the other causes and symptoms of late stage capitalism
>>225956134thought that was just a hentai thing wtf
My qualify of life has actually improved in the last 20 or so years
>>225956101it is, christmas discounts haven't even started.
>>225956167No but I bought some Frijj milkshakes earlier, 3 for £3. Got fudge, cookie dough and strawberry cheesecake
>>225956138so you're saying we always need an enemy
>>225956146passed away
>>225956137Here's a sample:>According to Genesis 24, Isaac married Rebekah, but the biblical text never specifies her age.>However, a later rabbinic interpretation, found in traditional Jewish chronology, calculates that Rebekah was three years old when she married Isaac.
Katie's tunisian friend credited her for saving their life when they were in a really bad place. Friend regretted she couldn't do the same xx
>>225955814I get all my news from /brit/ these days, so there's been a plane crash is it
>>225956164scr
>>225956101Gets it out the way with if I do it early. I didn't get you anything because I don't know what you like
was the world ever socialist?
>>225956146was mogged when he declared himself the arbiter of the english language
>>225956215Tunisian should have a capital letter
>>225956220I don't want anything expensive or difficult. I'd be happy with anything. I haven't received any gift in a long time so just the act of gift receiving itself would mean the world to me.
the worst part of applying for a job myself is that i dont know what i should do
>>225956200>a later rabbinic interpretationstopped reading there
life without drugs simply isn't worth living, unless i could somehow replace it with a loving gf and a fulfilling job and all that shit
Rorke watching Nero Knowledge
Spawn inYour strategy?>beach spawnRun to sniper, climb the broken wall and hop onto the ruin's roof, pick niggas off as they come through and use the back ledge to hidebuilding spawn>Grab sniper, up stairs to top floor, pick niggas off as they come round the back of the wheelRotate around the catwalk for angles on other niggas, always ALWAYS check the cubby built into the cliff keep eyes on spartan laser spawn
>>225956190Those are for babies, don't drink em.Can you at least watch a bit of it and tell me what you think? I used to always bother my old lady with stuff like this but now she won't speak to me
>>225956242You can join the /Brit/ team?>>225956257Apply for ALDI
might aurafarm in Spoons
>>225956289I've never tried drugs and I've never had a fulfilling life either
>>225956312Tilde you are a good poster ok
buying oot to piss off /v/
>>225956322sounds like you need to try drugs lad
>>225956195keeps us going doesn't it, the modern world lacks this dynamic (even with the rise of china) because the west is becoming a non threatkeep in mind yanks haven't won a single war since desert storm and before that it was fucking world war 2hope you're all ready for the chinese century
>>225956325gp
>>225956190frijj milkshakes are great but they've shrunk them down to a thimbleused to be big 500ml bottles
>>225956257Go on indeed, find the job with the highest salary and apply for it. Are you dumb? It's a no brainer
>>225956301grow up
anyone wanna play halo CE/2/3 or cod mw2 via iw4x later (about 10pm)?>>225956341yeah I did think they were smaller, wasn't sure if it's because I hadn't had them in so long
>>225956333They're not good though. I want to try mushrooms though
had a snes and a gameboy as a kid but i don't have any nostalgia for nintendo at all, as those were promptly replaced by a playstation which had much better games
why didnt they jump out like he did
>>225956341burnham's britain innit
>>225956325Yh I know thanks
My train of thought has changed on migration from watching the excellent ‘Blue Lights’
>>225956350How do I get the notifications on here? The settings are so confusing
>>225956257i got a reply for a job from 3 months ago to tell me i wasnt acceptedmentalmust be hr saves up the rejections for a rainy day to look busy
>200gbHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>225956289I was gonna mock you but you know what? You're factually right.I remember reading some experiment on mice where if they put cocaine in the water of a mouse locked up in a small cage by itself it OD and died 100% of the time where as if you put it in a big cage with other rats, lots of enrichment, food, nesting material, and optimal conditions cocaine use fell to 38% and there were no ODs.Still it's better not to have cocaine in the cage at all. I hate drugs, and drug addicts, no offense but you're the dregs of society. Drugs destroy your future. The problem is drugs are hard to eradicate, hard measure taken against it gave an opposite reaction.
>>225956355>snes >gameboy>ps1nigga how fucking old are you wtf
>>225956336china's military is completely untested and their history of innovation is awful. they have to (or had to) steal technology to stay relevant.
Time to pretend I give a damn about "God"Yeesehawwwww!
remember when you used to be able to search for images? we're not allowed that anymore
>>225956396not that old but my family were brokies so we had to make do with old consoles for a while
>>225956399Yeeeehawwww*
>>225956399I'm banned from Hinge because I made a black man catfish account
>>225956168>>225956138I think a lot of this is rooted in my own fears. I have made kind of similar posts about our atomised lives in new-build estates, driving the financed Tesla to the nearest retail development for Saturday's entertainment of walking around M&S, instead of something more visceral like a football match or a hike through a local forest or something creative.And I see it in myself with my girlfriend. I can see the person I'll be at 40 and I don't like it. I don't want to be comfortably numb.
>>225956406whys that then
it would be good for me to see trump nuke iran and end the electricity and that but in reality all that will likely happen is fuel prices will go up and nothing else
You telling me this nigga was the God of Israel?
>>225956312Oh no. I was just kidding, I don't want for anything. I really appreciate the offer though, it's mighty generous of you and I thank you kindly. But I simply cannot accept anything. I don't like to take from others while not being able to give back in return. I wish you a happy Christmas though. <3
>>225956355I'm a Sony/Nintendo kid, never owned an Xbox in me life and Halo is fucking trash
>>225956411You serious?
get the common land stolenget the fences put upget the poor law tightenedget the runts into the factoriesget the profit for the landlords and capitalists
mad how we just get these new schizos spamming retarded nonsense come out of the woodwork like they came into existence as a schizo in our brit threads in these very moments
>>225956437i converted to xbox during the 360 era, i don't care much for halo either but i thought xbox was for chads and sony were a bunch of arrogant japs (i still think that)
>>225956398completely true but it'll probably never be relevant unless they're retarded enough to take taiwanall they have to do at this point is sit back, keep things ticking over and watch america collapse, you'd do the same if we you were in old mate xi's boots
feeling god’s eternal love course through my veins
>>225956433sweet hog
if i tried drugs i wouldn't be able to ever stop taking them i reckon, it was hard enough quitting alcohol
>>225956442I am
>>225956461>bunch of arrogant japs (i still think that)Chink/brown detected
>>225956456be quiet gay little faggot slave
>>225956472ktimmers
>>225956489project on
I had both an xbox and a PS3It was hard because I preferred the Xbox controller, but I loved not having to pay for online on the PS3 so I could make loads of PSN accounts and be mean to people on CoD
>>225956488*comes to your country and regales you with the story of how i'm 1/4 irish*
>>225956461Had Xboxes as a kid growing up. Dadberg correctly identified he could tweak with them, being a PC in a plastic box and all. Never had to pay for a single game.
>>225956472I'm addicted to ciggies and it's frightening. I'd never take something as destructive as alcohol or drugs. I have a future I don't want to ruin. If I'm struggling this much with a nicotine addiction I shudder to imagine what alcohol or drugs are like.
>ackkkkk
my white ass has never had an original thought EVERwhat's that shit about
>>225956498PS3 is one of the most underrated consoles ever, still have fond memories of gems like Littlebigplanet and InFamous so I do.
>>225956522odd post
i played xbox 360 because that was what all my friends had
>>225956481KEK what motivated you? What were the resuts? And how did they even russle you? I'm so intrigued
>>225956522lol
>>225956522Wipipo be like
>>225956408felt that x we still had a video tape player well into the late 2000s
>>225956500You're entitled to your opinion mate I've just never seen a single White person below the age of like 50 having a negative opinion on Japan.
roomba’s cornered catberg by the fridge and won't back off
>>225956522whitey got yo ass seethin and squirtin huh
>>225956545i don't have a negative opinion on japan per se, i just don't like sony. they are objectively arrogant bastards in a way that is characteristic of the japanese
hi
>>225956545zoomers love china unc
>>225956488Forgive zebbi but aren't you a paddy? And weren't you enslaved by the English for 800 years? And didn't you suffer from their racism same as all others whom they subjugated? And weren't you considered non-white up until 150 years go?What are you doing pedaling the Same evil, morally bankrupt racist ideology that your people suffered under for centuries just because today you aren't affected by it?Have you no integrity? No shame? No principals?
if I were rich I'd shag so many escorts that they'd be making documentaries about me
>>225956545uh no most zoomers hate japan for being to homogenous
>>225956240Your sentence should finish with a perio- umm
>>225956543managed to convince mum to buy a ps2 around 2005 by telling her it's a dvd playerreckon that sold a lot of ps2s back in the day
>>225956604he said White
i hate china because of what they did to coco
just had one of the worst poos of my whole life
getting exempt from the draft cos of my autism
>>225956604you are completely and utterly retarded
eating pork
cant believe so many brown people thought that plane crash video was real on x lmfao
>>225956590>Dumb fucking Arab monkey trying to tell me how I should think or feel.I love English people they are my ancestral brothers.
>>225956597Careful, mate! Somebody threw a turd at your from the forth floor in east London!
>>225956614i just told mine that the dualshock actually doubles as a vibrator
he's home
the tunisian "nigga"
>>225956623baking soda i got baking soda ahh post
>>225956614my uncle gifted me his ps2 when he bough a ps3.i forgot the ps2 was also a dvd player, i remember watching all the star wars movies on it lol.
>>225956626You think they'll care once they run out of men to shove into the industrial meat grinder of war and start recruiting 13 years old again...?
>>225956604Autistic freaks who use Reddit are not a good sample size.
im in love with the coco
remember playing super mario galaxy on the wii, good times
>>2259566012023 mousey was insane (literally)he seems to have mellowed quite a bit
would like to fucking spaff inside Tunisian pussy
>>225956648you didn't though
foreigners fuck off
>>225956682go have a wank over anissa kate
>>225956382>quarter of console memory for one(uno) game, let alone the online downloads Grim af, zoomers will play GTA, FIFA, COD and nothing else
>>225956693shut it down
>>225956614
like this might become me
>>225956701jf general pal
>>225956715which 1
stop the madness
>>225956639I'm not telling you to hate britties, you stupid hoe.I'm telling you to have empathy! You paddies are very conscious of your unhappy history suffering injustice at the hands of an imperialistic chauvinist power that had no consideration for you. I'm telling you to empathize with the same people who were in your boat because you have that trauma In common. If we rewinded the clock back to the past when paddies had that same shit you're saying about non-white people said about them would you still continue to espouse that same hateful ideology when it's you who's on the chopping block?Thinking that you've suffered for centuries under that ideology you wouldn't dare espouse.
Some niggas just hate japan coz other niggas like itsomething weird about that
getting dark out there
me julie
>>225956704every one of those games peaked more than a decade ago unc they're soyllennial culturezoomers play fortnite and roblox and basically nothing else
>>225956723…but why the freezers
Just looked out window and the gardener has fucking gone didn't even say bye or anything or message me to let me know he was going. Just gone like that
>>225956723what race were the hackers
>>225956734might score an early bedtime
>>225956734Bizarre lie
>>225956654Show me your n-word pass please.I'll report you to the council if you don't have that license on you.
>>225956732Its the reasons why they like it and its completely detached from reality. Japanese people despise weebs
would rather die a virgin than marry an asian woman
>>225956723weird how the government already knew about this beforehand
>>225956745what colour is your knob
>>225956734Birmingham...
>>225956738They play garten Banban oogie woogie zombo sauceFortnite and Roblox are for uncs
>>225956768Lucky for you, it won't happen whether you like it or not. Lol!
>>225956768would you though
Get all the UK flags filtered
>>225956731Not reading that gobbledigook, jog on.
>>225956745why are you so fat?
having a hard time getting back into the gym because my strength has dropped a lot and it's embarrassing to be seen lifting dyel-tier weights
>>225956784Are you a dino-autist?
>>225956433Nice piggum
>>225956428Ywach and the Sternritters were aryan af. Those white uniforms and blue reishi arrows are peak indo-european horse archer aesthetics brah
>>225956745Are you in like, sheltered accomodation?
>>225956792I'm not. I'm petite and dainty
their women are more feminine and being a slag is still frowned upon over there
>>225956774vantablack
>>225956795grow up
>>225956433
>>225956800Gigi>>225956801No, I live with my mum in a council house
>>225956768Same, though I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to fuck the shit out of some JAV idols.
>>225956804You're a big fat dwarf with weird oily brown skin and disgusting fat fingers
>>225956795when i first went to the gym i legit struggled to do 10 reps on the bench press with just the barbell.
some old indonesian woman started chatting to me once and told me that mixed white-asian babies look beautiful, i think she was trying to convince me to betray my race
/brit/ not /UN/
>>225956784atrocious defending
>>225956791God damn paddies, man. They don't make em like they used to.FYI it was us nafris (Libya and Algeria in particular) who supported your independence movement and supplied you with what you needed. And now that you live in a free Ireland that has self determination you spit on those who paid for your liberty?
can't be arse cooking today de lads so ordered foodYeah it's paki but what can you do, tastes fucking peng
>>225956795even the buff gym bros started with dyel-tier weights
>>225956828why's that man wearing a bra
>>225956855he not allowed
>>225956855grow up
>>225955724
>>225956828I'm 175 cmI'm large chested I wear loose clothes due to my mental health Gain a clue. Do you expect all women to have the same build as a child you obese paedophile?
>>225956828Good God look at that ogrish figureIs this the so-called EW?
>>225956828Why're you picking on the nice lady? :p
>>225956853>>225956791
>>225956851
>>225956869just shut the fuck up you bizarre tranny freak
>>225956623It not right, cover had Nene streaming on bilibili earlier this year bakaLook at the recent melty they pulled over Mbappe. Towing some commie cult moral lines for a bit of yuan is naff
>>225956862>>225956864Jealousy doesn't look good on you lads
>>225956886Gingers have no souls.
I've been stuck on a 65kg bench press for a year because I'm too much of a grim alchie twat to eat a lot of protein and go to the gym consistently
>>225956868witam was serdecznie :)
>>225956869You are a fat, stout man with the body of a fridge. Disgusting brown ogre
>>225956899ktim except 3 years
thimking about eggs for lumch
why are you guys bullying employed woman, she has feelings too.
>>225956763>Japanese people despise weebsMental how true this isJaps generally dislike any type of otaku, not just anime niggas, but even the Jap anime otaku hate western weebs, but more specifically it's the ones they see online. Whenever the average Jap netizen sees weebshit from the Western internet it's pretty much always something negative like a post gone viral for turning Naruto into a nigga or some fujo meltdown because their series ended without the little boys kissing
Short and obese. Can't think of a worse combination.
>>225956738Roblox is declining, their stocks tanked because of a shrinking userbase. Deadlock will finish roblox for good in 2027
>>225956914She's rather nice. Don't antagonize her.
might move to rural france
wanking my little chinese cock
just washed my hands
>>225956820A shit
might start wearing a wedding ring so women relax around me and maybe even try to flirt because all women are natural homewreckers
>>225956924Is that why you hate yourself so much?>>225956938Good, you can jerk me off then.
>>225956919Japanese people love my anime art however. They just have very peculiar tastes and a low tolerance for weeboid cringe
didnt know EW was that fucking vile lmao
>>225956935its No Nut november.
>>225956406welcome to 7 years ago
>>225954399 new
Rode my bike to the shop to drop off a parcel and my hands froze and somehow the wind was blowing against me in both directions. Defies all logic.
le vpn foreigners
Mousenonce, piehead and timmongs meltdown at seeing a pretty girl
>>225956828just failed NNN
>>225956784Greatest 10 since Ronaldinho
>>225956932Do you like red wine, stinky cheese and cured meats?If the answer to any of these us no then you are not ready.
>>225956969you are a gimly looking freak
>>225956899olympic chinese lifters dont touch benchit doesnt do anything
>>225956977i will now move to rural france, specifically the in the south
>>225956963Jupiter is angry with you. Did you promise to burn ox thigh bones in his temple and haven't gone through with it? Go do that right now or else he'll hurl a lightening bolt up your ahh.
>>225956944I am actually married and haven't really noticed this, but then I'm rarely in a position to be flirted at. There was one day where there I must have been giving off pheromones or something as (while with wife) the checkout girls in tesco and next both flirted at me. Made wife quite annoyed but she did shag me good later
>>225956977son I love all of those things
france is the biggest weeb nation on earth
>>225956983sacked tranny at the battle of helms deep screaming and crying and punching himself in the head as orcs stampede over him like mustafa’s death in the lion king
>>225956997No, no and no. Should I visit your country? Went to Morocco a few years back and it was alright, what have you got to offer me as a wealthy western tourist?
>>225956855Missing the curry
Zingers at the ready boys
>>225957015Cheaper spain, I guess? We've got some really nice beaches and nice weather all year round.Plus after Italy and turkey we have the most roman monuments in the world, and they're in a better shape than Italy's because our climate is less humid. Also we've got Carthaginian ruins. If you're a lover of ancient history it might be worth a visit.
>>225957065>>225957065>>225957065
>>225957062Alright you son of a bitch I'm in, I'll see you next year
>>225956168>wahwahwah, capitalism is bad!Shut up poorfag leftard
