holodem edish
>>225958882Yall mind if a white boy speaks a lil español here
guys the new diiv album is actually banging wtf
nth for the baddiedem
>>225958578>female pilot
14:05 and already pitch black outside
>>225958912I wanked to her blowjob video before
>>225958900i liked the singles but the rest didnt really jump out at me
>>225958929it is a big willard?
>>225958925hows life in shetland then
>>225958929she's the "baddiest"
>>225958941Way bigger than mine
>>225958914Would have landed the plane without a scratch. Why? Because I'm a man of course.
finasteride has came in the mail
>>225958973>>225958912>>225958929mad that men get to shag women this attractive (and the asme men men other fit owmen like this) while we s get nothing not even the uglies
this is "the brit"
>>225958969Quite nice actually, legally allowed to post the horses
>HULL, England (AP) — Karl Bushby completes 28-year, 31,000-mile walk around world and returns to mother’s house.fair play karl
>>225958882i don't really feel alive unless i'm watching JAV porn
>>225958984Okay become rich and you can shag any woman you want
bogies
thank god this is what they are spending time doing, I had so many questions
>>225958977sauce
>>225958925Orkney?
>Answering your questions on the legacy of transatlantic slavery https://x.com/Ed_Miliband/status/2117217473497829773;Well said, Ed.
>>225959045simpcity
>>225959028define rich i have networth of 4million and passive income of 150k
transatlantis sunk itself
>diego networth drop
>>225959069Yeah but how much of that 4 million is liquid. Assuming you’re even telling the truth you’re not
>>225959069Can I have some money?
>>225959067her name
>>225959003what took so long?
>>225959069don't think he was asking about your runescape account
>>225959084not sure this one quite works but i admire its boldness
>>225959092it’s all lies. he lives with his well off parents and gets pocket money from them
Smelly fish man Wareham
he love it chip
>>225959121good post
>>225959069you could literally shag a top-tier escort twice a week mate
>>225959128Sound like a right laugh to hang out with. Would get high and hang out with a lamb and eat chips with them for sure
>>225959104whoahannahjo
IPUT THE SCREWIN THE TUNA
fed up obama be like "uhh let me be"
>>225959158i put my screw in your mums tuna
ummy
>>225959128#berg
ScotlandwellNobody knows why it's called that Doesn't make sense. It's in the middle of Scotland so the locals presumably knew they were in Scotland. Why not just Well?
>>225959128hardly news is it lambs never go to jail
>>225959128they usually send lambs to jail over there?
>>225959188>>225959192Lambcord on a mad one
it's fucking mad how much second hand copies of Pokemon games cost
>>225959186poor little boy
>>225959192There’s a joke about Wales somewhere there
>>225959209pirate and emulate them if you're not a cuck
>>225959223But I want to play on my nintendo switch
>>225958977>>225959157doesn't look that big really. about 6.5 inches which is the same as mine
>>225959209damn i should sell that, i got pokemon oras and xy gathering dust in the shed somewhere
>>225959223I do but it's not the samealso to my knowledge you can't trade on DS emulators (although you can for Gen 3) which forces you to use modded versions
mad how im a regular at gay sex parties in london yet im a virgin lol
>>225959137Have you ever been with an escort? It’s fucking degrading you turn up first thing “MONEY MONEY MONEY!” And then as soon as you pay you turn into some mug and they act like you’re inconveniencing them.
Mousey has a new fragrance wafting out of his laboratory. Eau de Fromage he's calling it - not sure what it means but I'm sure it smells lovely !!
>>225959238I don’t know what you want me to say to that? Yeah I have a small dick I have to deal with it everyday I know this
/brit/ talks about escorts a lot...
>>225959270Sorry mate
umpot
>>225959263part of the scobie collection
>>225959277easiest way to larp about women since anybody can rent one
>>225959277messaged one the other day and she explicitly said no blacks and I had to prove I was white haha blacks are so ugly people won't even have sex with them when they pay
>>225959246Hiring an escort is a humiliation ritual
why dont you just hire a dominatrix who loves her art form?
>>225959322bet she was eastern euro
>>225959322All prozzies operate a no-blacks policy because they don't like dealing with the trouble. They know whites just come in, pay, then does whatever they need to do
>>225959246is that really what it's like? damn
>>225959322no its because they run away without payingsame with indians who will try to negotiate set prices
Liverpool no shots on target that's what they are saying ok
bare chicken alfredo conversations
>>225959371Tilde said it would be 5-0 Liverpool......
>>225959344Because most dominatrix's don't actually enjoy femdom, they just do it for the money
>>225959366its because they're ugly and vile people
Leftypol's missus
brownoids in charge of aiming
liverpool city every day you hear the shots pop
What do I even reply to this? Why do most Eastern European women seem braindead. She hasn't got much going on, so I chose something on her profile to get some life out of her.Maybe I should just ignore her
>>225959421don't believe anyone who types "tehe" is anything but a creepy man pretending to be a woman
Good afternoon the names grian its like brian but with a 'g'
>>225959445rahh she just wants a free meal from you not a dialog
>>225959421Yeah seems very likely that he sent no further messages despite her not telling him when to pick her up until the morning A guy that concerned just didn't bat an eye at her going quietCongrats on falling for cuckbait
>>225959445Get a fucking clue and stop messaging women who's job it is to make conversation for desperate men for money
>>225959004I'm doing NNN, closed all my JAV tabs yesterday
>>225959424loving the revolvers
>>225959475timmy needs advice LOL
>>225959488What are you on about? I've never been asked for money. This isn't a SEA App
>>225959445Seems like a perfectly reasonable response to a very boring (and autistically worded) question
Heathasûrimbor Foënghus
>>225959511meanwhile cronem: lets mek yardie baby
going to shave the balls and willard and try to make the 6.5 incher look more like 7 inches but it might be in vain
anon, would you please place your bollocks on the x?
timmy got di flights to thailand bookedmmmhhmmm mumsy gwarn tek it vigorous
>>225959595do some jelqing
rahh timmy stop stressing dem vivastreet tings out wit dem neeky questions yeh
new boot goofin'
>>225959606>Hydraulic Press Channel's evil swedish cousin
>>225959618
>>225959560Low quality women get basic chatting up. I just need to say enough to drag the conversation out for a good few replies so I can ask to meet up at the end. I'm not going to pull out some mesmerising dialogue for a brain dead Rom
>>225959371a grim watch but 1 nil to the arsenal came through
where’s gorpheus?
>>225959618This isn't a prozzie
>>225958898They probably don't understand what it means
drinking juice that is orange but has no oranges in
>>225959649died in that plane crash
timmy asking sket ting her fave colour
And how's that a good answer? I wouldn't go on holiday for the destination per se, just to get a view from a mountain because that's what I'm used to, growing up. What!? You're as mindless as her
timmycord is it
Right well that's Belgian flag not allowed to post
have nothing to post
Trump met the Pope then the Pope died the next day ok
quoorr look at that black man
right well this is his face
>>225959757Me when the avatar flags get banned Uh oh!
Kin ell
any bad anxiety man in?
>>225959681You guys are clueless. I was just waiting for her to predictably say omg Japan. So I can say I lived there for a few months and can show her some off the track hidden gems, if I hint I'll pay for her, even better. Her knickers will have a flood
timmy and tommy are completely different ok
>>225959736Tell (((them))) to kill themselves as it will hopefully make them kill themselves you see Think about 1 less discord freak here
>>225959774units
>>225959694what would a good answer look like in your opinion
>>225959757
>>225959774beasts
rorke off to shoezone with his mum
>>225959774you just know her dog runs the livingroom of the one on the left and the smell reaches beyond the porch
Today I had as many shots on goal as Liverpool did yesterday
>>225959782you’re very autistic
IF MY SISTER LOOKED LIKE THAT I WOULD BE FUCKING HER GOD DAMN
>>225959802mad how the poorest africans are in better shape than you
>>225959424is this no ai
freezer hacks have occurred inFinlandFranceDenmarkUSso farTrump also announced the advice to stock 3 days of food was to do with immigration
anyone going to pitchfork festival in london this weekand wana meet up?
>>225959830no
Ominous vibe lately. Like something is about to happen
look at this fucking dogberg ladshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/f4ep5bdPZ2A
>>225959830Yeah slaves tend to be in good shape you black pissy pants cuck virgin freak
>Yeah slaves tend to be in good shape you pissy pants black retarded cuck
> I lived thereLol
police just went by on horseback. haven't they heard of cars?
got a bit of pork stuck between two of my back teeth and it's driving me mentaltried flossing but it's too far back to get too properly and i just hurt my gum :(
>>225959843>pissy pants black retarded cucklol
Scored a good early bedtime
>>225959880get one of these bad boys
>>225959868Do they? I thought slaves would be all malnourished and gaunt? The guy on the left looks kind of hench
>>225959879Ever thought about sucking them off? Big strong police stallion men... Imagine working that barn
>>225959861glowniggers are just itching to do a false flag
>>225959850im seeing diiv next week unclear if its part of the festival or not
>>225959874
>>225959800There's no good answer. I don't treat it like a conversation (did when tinder first came out and was naive), I'm not genuine at all and wasn't hoping to be entertain or stimulates by the response. I usually get the same answers from these kinds of slags, like Dubai would be crazyyy, I wish I had the money right now. And then you just play off that and respond with something that fuels her excitement and/or makes you sound cool. I never get replies as lifeless as that. Why even out it in your profile?
BAD NEWS: /fr/ is blaming us at /brit/ for the Paris riots
mousenonce having a melty in pets at home because they don’t sell horse dildos
it pie night
i threw up for the first time in 10+ years yesterday
>>225959908Probably something to do with them doing hard labour for 18 hours a day. Retard
saw div this morning brushing my teeth
>>225959879>police just went by on horsebackWhat has 6 legs and a cunt on its back
menty b activating
>>2259599455 legs more like. They're huge!
>>225959924meds, now
>>225959945it's a classic ok
>>225959934You clearly no fuck all about building muscle lmao
>>225959914yeah it is sick bro yeah i think so u basically got tickets to see them and all the other acts it's kinda weird tho bc presumably there's capacity issues so u will need to be where they're playing ahead of time to get in. i cant make saturday tho got another friend's thing
there he is
>>225959955No one gives a shit that you're going to have a "mental breakdown" you weak willed sexless freak>>225959973Retarded city slicker
>>225959958?
>>225959973not him but how to best build muscle
>>225959986you are ruining your life
Report the parasite
mousenonce grinding luh teethfoaming
>>225960000Based And checked
>>225959945ant in bed with dec
cutting my cock and bollocks off
I think this Grian character has a long future here
>>225960005
Go back to where you came from wogCut your tiny dick off in a warm bathtub and slit your wrists
>>225959994Eat 300g of proteins a day then sit on your fat arse. Should take care of itself x
>>225959973look up nucleus overload fella
>>225960005>foamingreckon that's the plaque chafing off his teeth
>>225959919I see you finally changed your file names
they actually have a full discord channel dedicated to toby
>>225960028they look stronger and more vital than you’ll ever be LOLyou look like a decomposing corpse
>>225960052No idea what you're on about
>>225959976im a bit confused but i think they ARE doing pitchfork in hackney on saturday but the one im going to might just be a normal gig in kingston. i didnt recognise any of the other names for pitchfork i dont think, whos good?
>>225960035Can unironically do this with a good amount of protein (100+ grams not whatever libtards in the city say )I get big muscles when I sit and eat protein and do nothing
when two people you hate go at eachother's throat kino
Would /Brit/ be better with an old woman as a regular poster ??
>>225960072theres a man that dresses like an old woman if that counts
>>225960071Didn't asked, northerner Jew hag not even the good kind with big milkies
>>225960058you dont know what i look like so well done
>>225960068>I get big muscles when I sit and eat protein and do nothinglmfaono you don't you dyel mong
>>225960072oh are we getting a new personality? exciting times!!!
>>225960063oh yeah you're right looks like they're doing 2 gigs in london one with pitchfork one notnot really in the mood for a gig (esp traveling to kingston) on that monday but you enjoy bro let us know how it is their new album is banging
WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>225960072im an old woman and a regular poster
>>225960090City slicker kike. Probably obese and loves in New York more like Jew York
>>225960044> a controversial fitness method that involves training a specific, often stubborn muscle group with very high frequency and high volume using light weight and low intensity, rather than heavy loads pushed to failureRight, and that’s the same as a slave doing 18 hours of manual labour everyday, while being having constant high cortisol and being malnourished and sleep deprived yh
>>225960068Your fat rolls aren't abs
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
hes gayer than usual lately
>>225960126Yes they are I get huge
arkham asylum
Oh you silly duckies. Watch your language or it'll be bed with no supper!
Not to be gay or cocky but I could beat anyone here in a wresting match and I'd bet you $10 that I'd win
Very excited by this new `Mavis` character
>>225960171>$10FOY
Emmanuel Steward of the Ronke gym
>>225960158Insanely bad post >>225960179Blackoid
KILL YOURSELF
>>225960055it covers other individuals too
>>225960184Oh yeah? And would a "blackoid" do this?*Shits in own hands and throws it at your face*
Some pilot that girl was
>>225960158you'll do nothing!
Likely getting banned from the gym lol.
4 more sleeps `til Diego Day I carnt sleep I'm too Excited.
>>225959932are you pregnant
>>225960102Kek
>>225960207ok
Just employ horse fuckers in the police force and army. Imagine if all the horse fuckers in the 1800s went to France and got a horse to go run in battle. They could even raise and train the horse so you can't say it's the cost of the horse. Suicide is illegal!
who mavis ??
whered everybody go
So that yank was from New York (more like Jew York)! They do act a certain way
>>225960265She cook`s our supper ok.
are IQ tests a good judge of intelligence then or what
>>225960268Me and the missus when I wash my foreskin in the sink
>>225960276all in the /brit/ telegram nowadays lad
>>225960276unc's busy stacking the cat food aisle in asda
>>225960125principle is the sameif you do something over and over you will get fit and some gains
Imagine China at war with communists in the 1800s and you could go to one place in China and it's the wild west and another place and it's WW1 o algo. That would be epic. Communism is bad
>>225960276the antangonist's dumb henchman when someone turns the light off
Tomorrow will be lovely .
>>225960268Pissing in a bottle is best and she will put up with sink pissing. Just train/break them (your girlfriend)
yeah uh… i was just taking a picture of the line at the ticket machine I swear!
>>225960305how
Where's the Belgian flag? Nun he cud do
>>225960189noja~
>>225959897This post just made me spend ten minutes laughing at Timothy James Byrne with my assistant (female) at workHe scored a 10.45am bedtime the other day, due to spillage
My name is Anonymous and I am a wigger
I'm a "nigga" kitten and I need my /brit/ "nigga" daddy to pet me, hold me, keep me safe and warm, and fuck meCould you do that? :3
Parasite melty
>>225960223why?
>>225960378Kill yourself
>>225960338Depressing bot-bot
My name is Wanonymous and I am a igger
>>225960379Gay black man looking for gay relations with ga black men
>>225960396I think it’s alright
>>225960415orgasming tim
>>225960413I'm a straight white female "kitten"
If that guy wasn't a posh cunt he would've been let to Ukraine. You could go to China if war breaks out with them and suicide bomb yourself and that's kind of based (this is an 18+ website)
silence kitten, don't make daddy punish you.
>>225960450fuck off
>>225960450Stop saying "nigga" or I'll rape you
>Boris Johnson “I am Jewish and I am proud of it. England would not be England without its Jewish community”Ah
working christmas eve this year
>>225960473no "nigga">>225960483i'd enjoy that "nigga"
Silence kitten, don't make me (a nigger) rape you P.S. KYS mods when you read this
any 'bergs in?
>>225960498I’ve never worked
>>225960498i am too, but it's a half-day, and because its christmas eve there's nobody else on
>>225960500STOP IT
>>225960505mousenonce would you please just fuck off and never post here again
>>225960500Fuck off
Mousey is pop culture, I know that
>>225960505>>225960521>>225960526it's okay "nigga"
>>225960450>>225960473>>225960500>>225960521how i imagine the 100 years war started
>>225960525Foid detected Stop saying ""nigga"" if you're a girl Women are fucking disgusting
you know what's interesting about mousenonce? always says "mods kys" like a big man, but goes crying to mods when he wants tovery curious
>>225960517yeah I don't actually mind it either, I just play it up on hereI enjoy the hustle and bustle, the frenetic christmas eve energy. If I weren't working I'd only be sat at home alone doing nothing. I'll feel better going in, smashing a quick shift, then going home feeling like I've done some good.
>>225960338mine is better
>>225960563Him and Tilde are in the jancord all day
>>225960573proof
>>225960563The mods should do their fucking job. Fuck you Fuck you!!! I HATE you!!
he won't stop...
I'm just a cute "nigga" kitten okay
my small dog keeps bullying my big dog and I don’t know what to do
rorke learning spanish by playing video games with mexican cartel members
Women are mentalists. Fuck off I'm an empath btw
>>225960584i'm shy xx
>Shop freezers in seven European countries hit by cyber-attackbit weird innit
Got piss all to do today at work I might ask for a WFH arrangement
>>225960104ive not actually heard their new album yet just remember having a good time seeing em about 10 years agowho are you seeing la
>>225960616I have no opinion on this
i'm gay and looking for handsome british cock is why i hang out here by the way
t. minus five minutes until ILR announcements
>>225960644mgna cartrr
>>225960601thats fine by me mate
>>225960265fairy tail's founding guild leader
Reckon that British guy that tortured a (((bunch of dogs))) and like how it's some kind of black mirror event with "the purge" being real when he did that. Thinking about how if crime was legal, I'd abuse a horse sexually and because it's not legal I'll just be worse; probably jerk it off for moon magic and channel the energy and use the cum
Americans believing in the magna cody
>>225960612sc
>>225960616Why are freezers connected to the internet?
>>225960614You’re a tease
Or marry a horse more like. Fabric of reality in shambles
>>225960677>225960677No idea what this means but I feel you should be executed by the state for something
magma farter: tale of woe the morning after curry night
I love how the instant a bunch of animal fuckers have a podcast and have callers about fucking animals it immediately turns into torture or snuff fucking or literally rape. Really makes U think
>>225960677fuck off mouse nonce you evil ghoul
>>225960662look like a lovely pair of umsteins
>>225960701alri caligula
>>225960706Well I feel like incest should be legal. What do you think of that
genuinely what the fuck are you lot on about
>>225960734hope they wear little clothing like they usually do on stage haha x
>>225960746Horses
>today on the New To You tab on youtube: the same thumbnails you've deliberately not clicked for the past 5+ daysgreat stuff cheers
this remind`s one of Mousey ..
>>225960815True. No one's forcing you to fuck animals The "vegan alternate" is human sex but they aren't as big as horses. No one is. They're so perfect
OK OK OK Where's the fucking new then?
Can't really call them 'ki pizzas any more can you when every pizza takeaway is staffed by them.
>>225960881Horses have the biggest cocks though
>>225959645You've not got any mesmerising chat you boring bastard
>>225960746They do work themselves up into a frenzy sometimes. Best just to leave and come back after a few hours
>>225960773youll probably see a bunch of my mates there seems like their kind of thing
>>225960925You're a girl*Starts dry humping u*
>>225959819
>>225960955>>225960955>>225960955>>225960955
>>225960934haha really? why aren't u going bro
I'm just going to ban evade desu to talk about something idk I want to figure it out bevause horses are so *deep* and good boyfriends
