won't somebody think of the poor landlords? edish
won't be reading that
starmerreich hold the line
>>225962531
*enters brit*
People in Hull eat Patties, which are basically deep fried and battered mash potatoesSo if they eat a Pattie Butty and Chips, that's carbs with carbs with carbsAmazing
just withhold rent and use any petty grievance as justification
>>225962567Based
its been 4 years since i received my degreethey'd probably chuck my cv in the bin right away for that
>>225962490Would it really be so difficult to just… pay care workers more and keep them native?
>>225962567and thats why even the women look like alan brazil
I never fucked an Asian. Not one jap or chink fucked. Now I've been in a relationship for over a year with forever looking likely. Need to get sate this yellow fever before I marry the gf or I'll regret it forever.
>>225962567This is the cookery of these Great British Isles.
>>225962567If this were an Indian dish called aloo Baji in naan with extra aloo and pea chutney you'd be gushing over it you anti white coward
hating landlords is reddit as fuck
So face sitting videos are verboten because it's harmful but i guess sissy hypno isn't outlawed?
AI is going to destroy the world, turn humans into slaves
wouldnt mind marrying april ludgate from parks and recreation lads!
>>225962511Dunno how it is in the UK but in the US the property tax gets reevaluated and can change every year (depending on who is in charge) and your payment can increase as a result Not saying landlords aren't scum and need to be executed in the streets, but that's one reason why rent goes up
The planStage an AI attack on the internet for 3 daysEverybody's information is goneOnly safe way is to enforce digital IDs Now it is impossible to communicate without it being tied to yourself
>>225962600i've heard flip fanny is good
>>225962600font
>>225962621oh yea? *gives you meredith from the office*
>>225962600why you getting married
>>225962588I don't see how that destroys the country though so lets keep thinking I KNOW what if we made it basically legal for non-whites to rape white girls? Of any age?
>>225962637is he some sort of autistic partick batman
>>225962637ktimmers
>>225962637
>When the patties were prepared on an industrial scale in East Yorkshire, they were often made by women in white coats and white wellies. The women became known locally as "pattie slappers" and they had a reputation such that any argument should be avoided with them
>>225962637how it feels having to yell at grown men for forgetting to park the forklift indoors
>>225962637genuinely feel like this every day
just been unalived by a pew pew
>>225962637>>225962666what tv show? ive never seen this before
>>225962567lush
>>225962567at least they have peas
I would court my aunt over the course of 20 years since I was 11 to fuck her now and she wouldn't say no
>>225962659yeahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822KO8dPs0Mbest watched with some JB in the blood stream
>>225962637Million Dollar Extreme has about four sketches that are amongst the funniest I've ever seen (Wine Party and Restyle) but most of it is actually quite shit, never mind the rest of Sam Hyde's work since
>>225962640i know youre schizing out but digital id is just an id card on your phone
>>225962685no idea honestly, just found the webm funny so i downloaded it
>>225962685MDE world peace rebootDon't remember the name of the skit
>>225962567>if they eat a Pattie Butty and ChipsI'm Hull and I've never seen anyone have this unless it was a fat kid at school going to chippy for school dinner.
>>225962604the difference is herbs and spices. rorke doesn't know what they are
really bad smell coming from somewhere in my room and there are quite a few different possibilities as to where it's coming from
>>225962741
*gets on the microphone*HEEEEEEEEYHEEEEEY BAME(OOH, AHH)I WANNA KNOOOOWIF YOU'LL GROOM MY GIRLS
>>225962724this
>>225962731oh right. not watching that racist claptrap
>>225962724it’s all shit. a sort of edgy mighty boosh
>>225962754get a clue ok
>>225962567This is literally me (spam fritter here) haha
>>225962724does he actually believe the complete drivel he comes up with i think he's really funny though sadly
"ok" is the worst new gimmick of 2026
all the boomers at toil are retiring thank fuck. dont need to put up with their inane conversation any more
>>225962724The absurdity of some made me exhale, but the rest was just too unfunny. Really gets the feel it was made just for him.
>>225962748Did you take a shit in the corner?
>>225962741The difference is human excrement from the cook wiping his arse with his hand
>>225962724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wdJ_q4_7kc
>>225962785CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>225962803is that a gimmick?
ok guys I will get kfc drive thru now
>>225962783the the archive for this one haha
>>225962820but enough about the english kitchen
>>225962803ok
nobody asked the yank "nigga" ok
if ai can take your job it isn't a real job
>>225962836wicked zinger i hope
>>225962748your desk chair? mine was moist all summer
>>225962839Baited for this exact reply
>>225962836memories of my mighty bucket for one + 2 piece original chicken order from friday..............
>>225962854um no boneless banquet
>>225962803it's a good gimmick ok
>>225962836I stay at my Gfs for the weekend, and on the way home on Sunday night stop at KFC and get a Gravy Mega Box with 3 extra Hot Wings and sit in the car listening to Radio 4 or something comfy
>>225962853When AI gets a pussy you're totally fucked then (yes you are)
>>225962862not a counter argument. concession accepted
Why does it seem like the only time terms like "un-british" are used are when criticising policies that directly benefit the British public
>>225962871could get a cheeky wicked zinger with that as well aha x
anyone else think fishtank is properly weird just humiliating desperate autists for entertainment
>>225962883font
>>225962900sounds like my wedding night
Rorke at the pearly gates trying to explain that "back end developer" is a real job
>>225962895because the opposition have no genuine criticism
Hull mentioned
>>225962895being a spineless cuckold to tarqs is as british as it gets
>>225962890bizarre that you think an obvious joke requires a "counter argument."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svmNH_VaQ9opeace! PEACE! of the feet
>>225962900one of them topped themselves
>>225962883same i have sex with my gf ok
>>225962941>i was merely jestingcope
>>225962945just not on is it
>>225962925I didn't like this ok
>>225962900Same thing as the "lolcows" and then you see the people on Kiwifarms or whatever that are just as awful as people
>>225962925Whyd he go and do that then
>>225962883i hate being outside on a sunday past like 3pm. not sure why, just feels weird.
>>225962989a whole website of dtfics
>>225962989legendary tweet
>company doing an extensive cost-cutting programme and are banning anything that doesn’t directly boost profit>can’t even order tea or coffee for our mandatory comms anymore (cost £70 in total btw)>CFO recently announced that they’re giving an extra 5 billion to shareholders on top of the 10 billion they’ve given since 2022Not a commie, but every now and then I do think they might have a point
>>225962989DSP's alt account
>>225963023pretty funny how much he mindraped you. just get over it mate
>>225962965I wasn't joking. You were. Unless you actually think I was referring to English cooks wiping their arse with their hand. Which is it?
mad how chrischan would be a garden variety sperg if the internet didn't turn him insane
>>225963034just become a shareholder simple as really
>James English>is ScottishRight then
>>225963045i mindraped youyou have been mindraped
>>225963081wotanic
>>225963050english cooks use paper making it LESS likely they actually wash their handsqedconcession snatched away from you before you can escape
>>225963084dont think thats happened at all really
bit sad that the patrick man dieda fellow baldy
>>225963111qed is ard
>>225963074Why would he be called English if he were English?Means his patrilineal ancestor was from England, and was a foreigner there so just referred to "the Englishman".
>>225963034You're aware you can become a shareholder aren't you? Is your conception of shareholders 10 rich guys sat around a table laughing as they cream off more profit?
>>225963117oh right well everyone else is saying that
mumberg accidentally went and bought 12 litres of sparkling water for when the russians attack
>>225963125think he was taking the piss mate
>>225963124rip patrick star
>Britons race for driving tests as licence applications by migrants surge>Foreign nationals account for 80 per cent of increase in applications for provisional licences since 2021
>Again, if you want to make authentic mushy peas like the way they’re served at pubs and fish & chip shops throughout Britain, with the right flavor and right texture, be sure to use marrowfat peas.>The other key to making authentic mushy peas is to avoid embellishments. Mushy peas are simple: Marrowfat peas, baking soda (for softening), water and salt. That’s it!
>>225963138theres medication for that
>>225963142Bet you'd love to take my piss.In your mouth.
>>225963121he was a french man with a british accent in star trekbit weird
>>225963125the forename Scot comes from ScotlandThere is Scotstoun in Scotland
>>225963111this is what the indian bloke making your curry actually believes
idg baking soda isnt it a cleaning product why we eating it
>>225963127Ah yes because throwing my humble 20k of savings into the company is sure to yield me the same benefits as it would some Tarq cunt who’s thrown in 20 million
>>225963141why sparkling
>>225963180>baking soda FOY
>>225963149i wonder if that's trueinsane if it isits been 6 years since covid with only a one week reduction in waiting times
>>225963172he also thinks he deserves to be here and get everything free because of colonialism
>>225963162he was the britishest french man the starfleet ever sawi respect it
Female erotica ideas: spikes her with Viagra and [rapes] her puffy fat juicy pussy
>>225963180idg vinegar isnt it a eating product why we cleaning with it
>>225963192didnt read the label did shewe'll be sitting around in the dark quietly suppressing burps
stores should be closed after 10pm and on sundays. let the workers spend time with their families
The Bible teaches that the world is basically a giant snow globe that looks like this btw.Also there is no Hell in the Old Testament, since they didn't steal the idea of Hades until centuries after it was written.
I never got projectile diarrhea from a patty buttyjust sayin
dtfic lost
>>225963266and they are right
>>225963127yes the people that represent the asset management companies and billionaires who own 90% of the shares are that
>>225963259It's called a night shift the workers aren't in there 24/7
>>225963127this is actually the most retarded thing ever written sorry
my arse cries out for a brutal rape correction
Mexico has now asked its citizens to stock up on essential supplies and prepare for a collapse in utilitiesIt feels like it did just before Lockdown but I cannot see how this is going to happen or for what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxawVMQ02dcdon't even remember when i heard itbut they just showed up and shredded
>>225963266niggas be like: how you know I'm from sheol?
>>225963266this is what sola scriptura does to a ma fucka
>>225963363Bit annoyed as someone who has prepped for years seeing everyone get a heads up. I've lost my advantage.
She is still so fit lads and I would give anything to bury myself in her to the hilt.
>>225963266>steal the idea of hadesmost mythologies have an underworld, dumbass
>>225963185>>225963311>>225963343Negative IQ posts
Toil done Off homeWorking day 2 tomorrow get that out of the way then I'm chilling until Friday
>>225963034>can’t even order tea or coffee for our mandatory comms anymore (cost £70 in total btw)Had something similar where I work, the company stopped paying for milk in the canteen.Honestly anyone who goes along with conscription is retarded, this country needs a revolution
>>225963432how
Brit moment !!!
>>225963338obviously but the whole family isn't on night shift are they?
>>225963399im more annoyed because i have been accepted for a jobwent from wanting collapse to now wanting my jobcursed
>>225963432you’re actually a spastic and know nothing
>>225963449bit noncey
bro put on a vpn to make that post
>>225963222ye ur right
>>225963449sup green north korea
>>225963451Reckon they get lonely single types to do night shifts usually unless they want to punish them.
>>225963425Sure whatever but the Jewish cosmology only had Sheol which is a neutral afterlife neither good nor bad where everyone goes and slowly their souls fade away until nothing remains.The notion of a heaven and hell as dualistic afterlives of punishment and rewards didn't enter Abrahamic religion until somewhere between the 1st and 3rd centures AD.
>>225962684look at this autistic freak making a post in a dead newwhat compels a ghoul to share this publicly
supermarkets should open 24 hours again
rorke's sister is off to barbados x
fuck off fireworks
>>225963499that was outlawed due to ` woke `
>>225963498it's mousefreak
>>225963490fathers LOVE them after realising they didnt really want a family
>>225963432just two more weeks until the accumulated wealth trickles down
>>225963474My dogo saved my father from a Derick lewis who tried to crush his brain with a rockI was mirin my dogo like " oooooohhhhh ".Pray for my respect for long and good christian life.She's a real heemer like that italian who jumped from his windows to fight.
sorry wrong thread*ahem*Imagine picking up a homeless girl and fucking the STIs or whatever out of her while you shower her with a condom on and making her lactate with drugs and raping her without protection constantly
>>225963456But enough about your dad
sir jfVPN schizo
In schools in 2060 it will be taught how the Boriswavers were invited to rebuild Britain after covid and there will be statues and tube lines named after them
Blush probably thinks all shares have voting rights :skull:
>>225963525why is he so shameless, think he didnt get bullied enough
Billie eilish
>>225963549bwhahhahaha *slaps my knee* hahahahstick to comedy mate don’t talk about things you don’t understand
>>225963486It is a bit bizarre
going to the toilet will be illegal in 2060
>>225963580gp
>>225963580beam me up scotty
>>225963560They probably won't tech anything as school will be abolished
>>225963573Hypocritical cunt.Would love to smash her head in with a sledgehammer.
>>225963490that just punishes the lonely single types
>>225963539you actually need to stabbed
>>225963538>>225963573who are you talking to?
>>225963610he means neurotic autists
You're a bad man.
>>225963573married her brother of course
>>225963610Not if they prefer the night shift because it's quieter or they're a goth or something
>>225963613stab the homeless women first good thought
>>225963573What are you doing in an overseas department and region of France in the Caribbean?
so fucking hoepless lads fucked up cooking my egg fried rice put too much oil in and it's too much of an oily mess at least the egg tastes ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
right so mousey has gone from babbling about horse cocks to babbling about stabbing homeless womenthink he needs a wellness check :/
remember watching a bbc documentary with george mcgavin about piss potentially powering your lights at home not heard any updates on that
>>225963707Three options. Eat the oily mess. Add loads of ingredients to make a massive portion with the right proportion of oil. Bin it and start again.
billie eilish absolutely mogs alysa liu it's not even close
>>225963638who are you the friggin cardinal?
>>225963737I doubt a mini waterwheel over the toilet bowl would generate enough electricity to justify the initial cost of set up plus the extra cleaning
>>225963738thanks mum will do
>>225963759would rather facefuck alysa than billie
thinking about joan of arc again it not right it not fucking right what we did to her ok
new>>>/mlp/43680522>>>/mlp/43680522
>>225963766have a piss powered generator
>>225963767Which you going with? Making a massive portion I bet. Refrigerate the leftovers.
Ethiopian Israelis are well accepted in Israeli society. This goes against the leftoid retort of “Israel is white supremacist”.
>>225963778yea, it not :(
>>225963809Weren't they secretly all sterilised?
>>225963809yeah?
>>225963778>weSpeak for yourself
>>225963825That’s a lie. Ethiopians all serve in the IDF
nth for the gyaldem
>>225963860your life is abysmal
In Genesis, Yahweh said to make Man in "Our" image."Our" because it's implied his discussing this with the other Gods of the other nations who are on the Divine Council.That's because at the time it was written, Judaism was still polytheistic and accepted other Gods from other religions as true.All of Abrahamic religion is a LARP.
>>225963850i was there pal i saw it happen
https://x.com/marykbligee/status/2116922854679912484
Waiting to cross the road
>>225963903chicken?
is living next door to your in-law/in-laws made for your marriage
>speak to a woman in a shop>go home thinking and fantasising about herThe absolute state of me
>>225963894A culture to envy
The billie eilish
'avin a 'za
>>225963957haha you must be quite HUNGARY haha !! x
Rorke gonna buy a smart ring
>>225963957Lush!!
>>225963973WAHEY
>>225963935>"My body was giving people a impression I didn't want to give": Billie Eilish addresses chest-related body scrutiny amid breast reduction rumorsmad how she actually did it
>>225963973SCREAM
all I'm saying is no man could be talked into getting his cock reduced
The sui7
Trying to apply for a non teaching job at a school but I'm going to have to lie about my references. They won't freak out and call the police when they find they can't get in touch with one of my references will they?
Would it be more traumatic for a hedgehog to be picked up and helped across the road by a britposter or for them to risk being flattened by a car?
Thinking about landlords and crying
Welcome to sui7 !!!
>>225963738>>225963798i ate the oily mess loldont feel so good
>>225964053It'd be more traumatic for the person who got a million fleas all over them because that's what hedgehogs have
>>225964049should be fine as long as you pass your enhanced background check
>>225962511communism is gay
SUi7 is a cute !
>>225962511its too fucking cold to wank and i can't stand it
What's for tea lads?
>>225963874Interesting, in the next verse it says>So God created humans[e] in his image,>in the image of God he created them;[f]>male and female he created them.but the Hebrew is בְּצַלְמֵנוּ (bəṣalmēnū) and is first-person plural.
any womfy individuals in?
The ILR reforms were the last beacon of hope for this country But I suppose when men called Blair and Johnson destroyed it expecting someone called Mahmood to fix it was unreasonable We had a good 500 year run lads, it was fun
Ok im eating now
>>225964096Not sure, maybe microwave vindaloo and carlsbergmaybe just chicken soup or something I've got some potato salad wants eating though
>>225964068wàǵwàn le noir garçon
poo vs arse
>>225964118yh very womfy
Just got a £1,500 pay rise today lads fucking get in
>>225963874trying to think if there's actually ever been a time when "gods of the other nations" were considered in the divine council within any kinda religious studies movementi rly dont think there isthe most you get is the divine council is god + the angels>>225964097the actual answer to this is that god uses the royal we, christians say it's trinitarian and sure kinda but that's not how it was intended it was reflecting the majesty of the true monarch
>>225964155per day
>>225964137bit dramaticreform has already pledged to reverse it
the 'tube 'ec
think my new washing machine is gayalways chirping his zesty little tune to get my attention
first time posting hereis this general lgbt friendly?
>>225962511Landlords need to face the consequences of their actions. Mao Zedong style.
>>225963771there is a wonderfully old-world charm to her look
just went to go for a wee there and gave myself a thumbs up in the mirrorjust letting myself know i'm doing an okay job
>>225964138dis nigga eating kfc beans psmslscscro
>>225964163>the royal weApparently this is a much later concept so doesn't solve the examination
>>225964211Not so much the t
>>225964118yh got the belly full and stream open
>>225964167Reform won't do squat because they're not getting elected
>>225962600Fly to Taiwan. Easy pussy
I'm convinced healthy eating, multivitamins etc do nothingI try to be as healthy as I can and I still get ill
>>225964044ur leng
>>225964225kin ell is that real?
I look a bit like alain delon except fatter and balder with grey hair and a much uglier face
>>225964174shabizness
>>225964230if i ever have the misfortune of accidentally meeting my own gaze in the bathroom mirror i'll whisper the N-word to myself to dispel the negative thoughts
Israel is White
>>225964163unfathomably low iq post
>>225964258i say it quite loudly personally each to their own
>>225964254
>>225964225these billy elliot pics look fake
>>225964223
>>225964258The most powerful spell
Queensway Tunnel entrance/exit, Old Haymarket, 1930s and 2026
>>225964233says who lolcurrent biblical scholarship says there's 4 authors/editors of the pentatouch again can be debated until the cows come home but what do you mean >>225964282hs
the nig
the results are in
>>225964304>hs?
>>225964246my only vice is drinking a bottle of wine every night apart from that i eat well and get 15k steps a day and drink plently of water yet i feel like arse
should have gone to gay porners
>>225964321how so
the Pokemon discussion earlier has got me back into it xgonna play Pokemon Heart and Soul (Gen 3 Johto game based on HGSS)
>>225964325a bottle of wine a night is insane you realise that right
>>225964312me in the 17%
>>225964304https://hebrewsyntax.org/hebrew_resources/Beckman%20JC%202013%20%28Pluralis%20Majestatis%20BH%29%20EHLL.pdf>‘let us make humankind in our image’ (Gen. 1.26), has occasionally been explained as pluralis majestatis, but comparative Semitic and contextual factors favor other explanations (for further discussion, see GKC 398; Hasel 1975:58–66; Westermann 1981:144–145).
>>225964312boomers having conniptions over smellovision for some reason
Imagine if you could smell posts on 4chan
youre a mong>hs?youre a mong>hs?youre a mong>hs?youre a mong>hs?modern theological 'debate'
>>225964387….you can
>>225964392hs?
>>225964396
Look I'm happy with my £1500 pay rise ok. I know it's not a lot but in a landscape where people are losing their jobs or just not getting any pay rises, I'll take it
>>225964312Good idea because smells really on specific particles not waves, so it would give the media/government/military cabal a chance to introduce deadly particles en masse, killing millions based on what telly they watch
>>225964325trolling surely
>>225964387arsemountain dewspermpisssmegmabeersweat
>>225962524>>225962524>>225962524migrate when ready like all our friends on the small boats
>>225964427>mountain dewFOY
>>225964418Got £1250 raise and an £800 bonusMight start acting like a monkey and chucking my poo around You knowAs they pay me peanuts
>>225964361outdated mate
>>225964440Listen mate I don't think theres any need for taking the piss
>British supermarkets on high alert as freezers across Europe hit by suspected cyber attack | LBCWhy do freezers need to be connected to the internet
>>225962600How are you expecting it to be any different?
>>225963957put penis on za
