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I WANT MY ANGER TO BE MEI NEED TO SET MY ANGER FREEI NEED TO SET MY ANGER FREE AND I NEED TO SET MY ANGEEEEERFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
this is the one
why does he keep posting blokes arses
that was indeed a bloke's pooey anus
this is the one ok
I have a bunch of tabs open and it's stressing me out so I'm gonna go through each tab and assess whether they are truly needed or not
>>225968667I agree, none of that yank shite
not a fan of the yank who just reposts tim so this is the one
WHERE?!
You misread bulgarlad: I meant that everything bad in your life, is because of capitalism
>>225968693life is a terrible drug
>>225968681get them bookmarked for later
>>225968578>>225968578all in here x
I was brutally raped when I was a toddler
>>225968697I don't want to discuss this tbqh
test
>>225968697CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER ROARRRRR
>>225968681you might not need them now but what if you need them later just keep them open lad
about 65% of my money leaves my bank on the same day it goes in
we're in here>>225968578>>225968578>>225968578
Enticed by the sight of a pooey arsehole, the German cautiously enters the thread.
>>225968762we isn't
>>225968681katheem
home..
in bed, bum not out, too cold for that
In the summer when it's tomato season I like to make a tomato sandwich - toast some nice bread (can be sourdough) put some mayo, lay thick slices of a nice tomato, season with some olive oil and salt/black pep and my spin is to put a few anchovies in. Really nice summer snack.
qrd on this new Bradders show? Something about gambling or something?
>>225968800and what you just cycle through all this on repeat?
>>225968800you are THE internet browser
>poocastle
>>225968800theres only 5 websites there. in the olden days that would 50
Mousey you must stream on Twitch for us NOW!!
>>225968813looks shit
gonna run down to the dispensary and grab an eighth of weed and some gummies, anyone want owt
>>225968813shithole
>>225968813Blimey I always thought Celtic was in Edinburgh. Do Edinburgh have a soccer team?
>>225968813idk why they added necropolis on here. that place is dead
>>225968823didn't know about thishttps://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/features/million-pound-shot-channel-4-bradley-walsh-b3077405.htmlour Bradders has flexed his acting ability
i only have 16gb of ram so i dont fall victim to the 9999999999999999 tabs open habit
Nigga looks like the Child Catcher
>>225968851yes I would love a reason to live if there is any in the dispensary, please
>>225968813I don't understand how Glasgow needs a tube line, it's tiny
I'll probably shit my head off
>>225968800>90% twitter and youtube
hi ian
>>225968913dont think he's here so just pretend im himHello
>>225968824I just keep opening more
>>225968881for tarq students and professors at glasgow uni who think theyre too good to walk for 10 minutes
>workmate in tears telling me about her dead bf who said he was going to off himself as soon as his mum and dog died>me sat there thinking 'lol that's just like me!'
So …..is this to salve the conscience of the gambling establishment,we know gambling is bad as we know alcohol is bad and so is tobacco but its all still out there waiting for us and we enjoy the encounter, and the government gets its hands on a hefty sum.Why are they not banned ? ……oh wait
might become british, might not
>>225968875not sure why this insect thinks he is handsome
blazin
>>225968940it doesnt even go anywhere its just a circle
>>225968957not without a referral from one of us you're not
I've been a good normie lately and watched the current fillumsClayfaceFall 2The MasterplanBuddy
Rorke hearing his mum say >"I just don't love him anymore" and thinking she's talking about him so he tries extra hard to eat all his vegetables and clean his room but he still finds her crying
>>225968976I watched buddy, nah
>>225968858Hearts and Hibernian
>>225968813Why doesn't Scotland have a single thing worth seeing other than a handful of lakes and a hill trying to pass itself off as a '''mountain''' ????England is far richer in its history and heritage.
farts and fibrouspoos
>>225969005It's not a competition
Newcastle not good at football I`m sorry
nth for the baddiedem
watched Goldeneye last night and didn't care for itthanks for reading my film review
I really, really like Scotland
Just had a jam doughnut leak it's gooey insides onto my best woollen (polyester) jumper
>>225969023jaissle's on fraudwatch
>>225969023Need to get Lewis Hall out my fantasy team pronto
Best soundtrack of all time? Kiss from a Rosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc
>>225969046>polyestergood lad/brit/'s preferred fabric
>>225969036omg is that a cloudy sky, drizzle, planted trees and a lifeless barren hill!? vgh... VGH.... SUCH SOVL
>>225969046wear a bib, piggy boy
Anyone got some good memes to share
>>225968800i think this is a sign of low iq>actually it's just attention deficityeah AKA low iq lol
>>225969079
>>225969071this but unironically
>>225969030looks like Pugh
>>225969079yeah right imagine thisit's a picture of a man struggling to tread water and the caption says "Mondays got me like"
>>225969046niceI haven't made doughnuts in a couple of years
>>225968964he's mentally ill mate
>russian and ukrainian emergency broadcasts hacked at the same timescary. so even if something happens we might not be sure we can trust it
>>225969092I'm laughing at something else actually
>>225969112Hahaha! Delightful
project nigerian gf 2027
Dude back off
>>225969115these look more like that dense polish '''gingerbread''' that tastes more like cloves
Ian sex arse
>>225969056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiXAaOFCM
>>225969112Haha that's a good idea, reminds me of Garfield
This is a polyester general. Any natural fiber wearers are not welcome here
>>225969023haven't they got all the money?
>>225969153NAME YOUR IAN
Merino wool. Always.
>>225968875Funny how mousey looks like john maus
mad that Brits still can't buy weed legally
Racist Dilbert. Funny
>>225969112funniest thing i've ever imagined
>>225969135I concur!
>>225969185oh yeah uncanny
>backspins out of goalbrutal
>>225969172>fiberFOY
>>225969150No, they are yeasted doughnuts, very fluffy, I hate cake doughnuts, I actually got the recipe from an old English cook from Yorkshire - John Kirkwood on YT>>225969167I had to clarify - movie soundtrack
If you say NHS as a word it sounds like Nurse ok
>>225969197and i conquer.
>>225968977relatable sadly
>>225969188brits drink pints and snort coke. you can keep your smelly hippie plant
John McCririck sex arse
rorke telling everyone on halloween he's got the willies up him and then flashing his butt plug at anyone who picks trick
https://youtu.be/YzHtePuz13U
>>225969250GITUP
the word 'bread' looks like a bed
>>225969232the NHS does hospitals like where Dr House works
>>225969254I did this one beforeget your own ugly cunt sex arse
>>225969229Corrrrrr I can taste the gluten
>>225969282citation needed
just walked up the stairs
>>225969303ai muck
>>225969287Twin flames, burning together
>>225969308Alri "catberg"
Mousey if he washed his hair and got a good night's sleep
>>225969303unforgiveablestring him up
Nukes flying on Saturday
>>225969301i saw him work in a hospital in an episode of House
is the bloke who listens to lucki still here i feel like wed make great mates
>>225969298really easy recipe, might make em as a snack for Christmas but smaller ones
Let's talk about art. Who is your favourite painter
feeling agitated
>>225969360prefer not to say
>>225969317Is that daisy may cooper?
Cute Jap
>>225969326he's a paid bent influencer nowno way he didn't get money for that video or a go on the chefs cock
>>225969388Yes, I've told you lot before, she's got sex legs now
>>225969360an austrian
>>2259693031. He lied about the size2. Why are people like this
So this is Rorke
>>225969361can you not cut the power cables please ive got nothing else to do
Jo Brand sex arse
>>225969360I like Jenny Saville
>>225969325looks nothing like him
>>225969360William Adolphe Bouguereau;^)
>>225969407his son deletes all remotely negative/ non sycophantic comments
>>225969334Abdul will prevent that
>>225969396That was me, possibly the first time in /brit/ history that it's been the case
Russell Brand sex cock
I want to go on taskmaster and be the surly guest that doesn't want to be there
>>225969407>yeah thanks for being a fat pig made me forget about my dead cousin or something
so this is leftypol
>>225969407rip to this nigga's cousin killed by a real time clock
>>225969325i want a haircut like this but every barber makes it their mission to take the hair off your ears for some reason
the toil freaks do be going to sleep because they have day 2 tomorrow scream
>>225969282gp
>>225969407Man I would love some nice crispy fish and chips rn
LOL
fungal
black friday right after black history month take the piss
>>225969229>movie soundtrackI raise you technically correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUqFJO3fW8A
Heathasûrimbor Foënghus
>>225969360shadman
>>225969360michael whelan
I am forgotten
>>225969571he cute
big boy
Watching this ITV drama Adultery starring Romola Garai and reading her imdb>Was among 80 women who accused Harvey Weinstein in sexual harassment or assault in October 2017.
>>225969547prince of mould
>>225969584sup consultie
she looked normal before but then she got fat and now that she's lost weight she looks weirdhow does that work then
>>225969528lel, I mean that's a nice song but I stand by my position. I also really like the Cowboy Beep Bop soundtrack, it's the only anime I've seen and was blown away by the music.
this is bad
>>225969582
Definitely cheese gives me the shits which isn't good because cheese is nice
https://voca.ro/1gMUaGd12Xopproducer tag for my upcoming career, what do we think
>>225969634wog lmao
>>225969613doesnt affect me because I sold my mate a car and told him to hold onto the cash. he's my bank now
currently jugaad farming
>>225969641i like it
>>225969634get on the lactaid
>>225969641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvaIc2HyhE
>>225969613it'll bounce back
>>225969634lacto free cheese and milk mate,
>>225969663scream
>>225969528this wasnt in the movie
rorke singing i want to break free under his breath
>>225969494leftypol will never learn
>>225969666checked
might catch up on Mobland and touch myself during the Gina scenes
>>225969523Sexo
>>225969571British Man of the Year 2026
dont understand why they cant release gtavi now. if it isnt reayd now then its not going to be ready in 2 weeks. it's like submitting an essay. they've had 13 years it's they're cramming at this stage it wont make a difference
>>225969627larorkeius on a mad one
>>225969643I'm as white as the driven snowNo idea where this has come from, been alright until nowMight just be Gouda I'm not having
>>225969627very reasonable gentleman
16 days until gta vi
Anyone else just given up on life
im rubbish
so bloody bored
>>225969523so fucking fit
>>225969712i love you
>>225969732
*enters thread and does the "fancy a drink?" hand gesture*
>>225969732reckon ill quit after the tutorial when it turns out like rdr when you have to cook and shit
>>225969746
>>225969712yes mate get the sexy black men posted
how do I be less secretive about myself with other people?
failed NNN on day 2 award
>>225969777You should be secretive though
>>225969738yh cba with all that
>>225969765ktim as soon as they put me in a pseudo cutscene I'm uninstalling
>>225969738Yeah think ive gone a bit bipolar so just cba
>>225969777start telling short anecdotes
>>225969738yep.I had an argument with my work coach and told her I'm beyond help
false alizetions
>>225969783isn’t she from guildford
>>225969738>DEXTER: Resurrection Season 2>The Odyssey coming out on STREAMING>GTA 6>Yank, Kiwi, Spanish and South Sudanese elections>FOCKER IN LAW starring ARIANA GRANDE>Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power Season 3>Avengers: DOOMSDAY featuring the farewell of PATRICK STEWART>HARRY POTTER (HBO Series)and that's just the last two months of 2026there's so much to live for lad come on
>>225969766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmxFxBiCrL4sometimes, i just gotta
>>225969783i didnt like her at first but you posted her so much and now i think shes the most beautiful woman ever. how does that work
>>225969852bath x
>>225969759:)
need a gf who looks like this
>>225969828do you like her in your country?
>>225969853>HARRY POTTER (HBO Series)Already?
>>225969840we love her here
>>225969858so she really is a complete hipster wow
>>225969840pile of genetic slop. get it thrown on the pyre
>>225969877is she... does she have a...
right time to fire up the Youtube reaction channels to see what they've got
>>225969854Never got into that band, I like the aestethics though>>225969840makes me mad how cute she is >>225969879no, I don't like anyone
>>225969880yhxmas day
>>225969909shes a female, I think shes cute and has a great tummy and butt
>>225969738Yeh
>>225969801what did she say
mothersaurus x
why are they playing the TOS themeWHY are they playing the TOS theme lads? I'm hyperventilating right now. The fucking retards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kewtf1F0isA
>>225969926I reckon it'll be shitNo way will it match the soul of the first 4 films
>>225969912black americans reacting to tommy robinson
>>225969958that it was my depression talking and I need to get help
>>225969967do you like mummy rae jepsen's new album x
>>225969967wheres the tummy
BARTY CROUCH
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
>>225969912ksi reacts to mousey's bestiality taste switching to dogs and sacked tranny's latest on bottom surgery
>>225969999REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS
>>225969602cowboy bepop ost is a real treat. going for fleshy movies the only track I can recall that I really enjoyed is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVF_6HW5d0>>225969684>"Loren and Mash" is a group credited for several pieces of Evangelion music. "Loren" is singer Lorrain Briscoe, and "Mash" is the duo of Martin Lascelles and Shiro Sagisu, the principal composer for Evangelion. The most famous song credited to Loren and Mash is Thanatos -If I can't be yours-, the ending theme for Episode 25' of The End of Evangelion.
So did Jolene take her man or nahwas there a part 2 to that one?
>Warwick Davis as Filius Flitwick, Professor of Charms at Hogwarts and the Head of Ravenclaw House. Davis reprises his role from the film series.Grifter lmao
fucking hell
>>225969976last album of her i listened was Dedicated x
>>225970029elite human capital
>>225970042
>>225969840church youth group vibes
>>225970029wtf does stunted mean in this context
>>225970029Punjabis are bro tier
Do NOT go into the toilets in a gay leather bear BDSM nightclub Worst mistake or my life...
Be right back forum
>>225970029stunting on them hoes
>>225970070Tell that to Henry Nowak
>>225970069shortjust like it means in literally every contextyou mong
>>225970024>Episode 25' of The End of Evangelion.the end of evangelion doesn't have episodes, it's a movie. episode 25 is of the show, neon genesis evangelion
>>225970029need them in this country yesterday>>225970096fucking screeched at this for some reason
>>>/hm/2718199>>>/hm/2718199>>>/hm/2718199
blunt to my liiipsgun on my hiiiprocks in my sooockpocket full of chiiips
>Anton Lesser as Garrick OllivanderKino>Kit Harington as Gilderoy LockhartBizarre >Rafe Spall as Arthur WeasleyNepo hire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOyKkdOA-Fg
>>225970024thats a good one, I raise Italian film composer Piero Piccioni with one of my fav songsscore for Il Dio sotto la pelle (God Under the Skin)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj9fh-2ORDg
>>225970153this is so fucking weirdthe guy in the photosthe guy psoting the photos and the other guys being turned onfuck methis is not right
so when you kiss a girl do you just sort of suck their lips or what
>>225970154Yea my dads convertible got smashed 2008… he’s a fighter!
tv shows and movies in class rooms always have the bell ring right in the middle of the lesson.
>>225970178Put your tongue in her mouth and hers in yours and just rub em together Kinda like frotting but not with willies
>>225965509
This shit is an absolute bangerhttps://x.com/BurningGraham/status/2117011225867399294?a=5lcTqz7FOPWEaD52rnE&s=20
>>225970153not very popular to say in twenty twenty woke but I dont want to be friends with anyone who finds this shite attractive
>>225970178you suck the air out her lungs like the machine from monsters inc
>>225970178not if they got thin lips eww
Hello, on my way home, wish i had a woman to cone home to.
>>225970123no it doesn’t arrogant retard
>>225970216Hwlg
free business idea, some work needed:duvets that incorporate a feet tuck built-in, maybe with a battery powered electric feet tuck part
>>225970165>literally who >good casting>literally who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAWeVI64b0
this prepping stuff is actually scaring meif electricity and food supplies do go down itll be like living in the purge
black guy stomping on my roof yelling he's gonna kill all white pipo
Right that's an off topic /pol/yank posting a link to American political twitter incels on /brit/Why does the janny allow that day after day, but gives me warnings for reporting porn or saying "nigga"?
stop linking things im not clicking
>>225970178yeah its sound
>>225970178Yeah man, you've never practiced kissing with your mother?
>>225970260boo hoo nigga
>>225970240me trapped in the government wanking machine for wrongthink
You don't hate women enough
>>225970246what's scaring you about it? they're just beans bro
>>225970277Can only hope the Iranians nuke you
>>225970205ick lol>>225970178you dont suck lips or at least not usuallyyou basically softly rub lips together and then let your tongues touch each other and sometimes run across her lips with it or like move it around her tongue a little (not entirely unlike what the ick guy said)
>>225970260the janny team are riddled with americans obsessed with the revolutionary war
>>225970246prepping is easy just take psyllium husk regularly, eat light the day of and douche a couple of hours before with busy water
>>225970129end of eva 25 and 26 are extended takes of the series main series 25, 26. the series final couple episodes were a bunch of squiggling of ran out budget and psychological horror/mess of shinji's mind>>225970174hmmm it's gotta kinda tugging groove to it find myself swaying, I think I've heard this sampled in something, I don't remember the name damn
might have a
>foid>memewaffenare you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
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I don’t speak none of that Mexican
>>225970299I just cannot fathom what goes through this Yanks headWasting every day of his life posting about American politics on /brit/ when nobody cares about it
>>225970347Agua...
>>225970339Covid fucked up a whole generation, we're freaks.
>>225970246Come mine mate I'll sort you out
>>225970256zased
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>>225970280she taught him a valuable lesson
