No soy fan de epstein carnal
Remember monorails? You don't see them very much anymore huh?
Uh oh
>>225970435just pluck it job done
>>225970453whereve you seen this then
>>225970453dont care!
>>225970460uhm
>>225970447not funny
i really dont get it though why dont they want 4chan to be a fun place to post with lots of usersit doesnt make any sense
>>225970453fart nuclear particles onto india
>>225970453nothing ever happensnowtbutty
>>225970329Its such a good song, I think J Cole might have sampled it or Tyler The Creator i cant remember
>>225970460jokes actually
Wank your pooey arse for me
>>225970339>20sI'm 37
>>225970384the francois nigga with the camera strapped to he head
>>225970484some arab posted his jeetpt image on twitter
>>225970447scream. funny
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
we could be good friends but he doesnt like me
How do I stop my parents from watching AI slop on Facebook on their phones all day
>>225970453just nuke the center of iran for a laugh. these red arrows will come out of it itll be jokes lmao.
>>225970598You can't.
Dr House gave a gunman his gun back so he can keep the hostage situation going and continue with his diagnosis
>thought attack on titan was overrated as fuck when I was a teenager and first watched it>think it's really good now I'm 29Huh
Hugh Laurie is a transphobe so I can't watch House anymore
>>225970638Sounds great! I will watch House now!
>>225970656alri graham linehan
>>225970656You're an evil mouse bastard who needs to spend life in prison for your animal abuse fantasies
>>225970633do you ever watch actual movies or just tranime
I can’t fuck because I have no cock.
grow up
Sick and tired of the poppy cult
i have no arse and i must poo
my entire family is actually retarded and its making me mental anyone else relate
>>225970729yes
>>225970683Anime is based and for shaggers
>>225970718ok
>>225970729maybe you're the problem. ever consider that?
>>225970748Who hurt you
>>225970748then why are you watching it?
only shags you've had are your uncle and your anime body pillow
>>225970212soy
>>225970713*sighs*go on then tell us why you hate the poppies
>>225970767Still two more than you'll ever get
real Househeads stay watching House
>>225970759yes but upon reconsideration i highly doubt it
doctor house just called me a blacknigger
>>225970748You should give one piece a real chance
>>225970784this is real as fuck honestly
>>225970802I watched up to Dresserosa
new cliff booth film looks cool
>>225970773Just don't like it when the whole of society tries to force me into doing some performative inauthentic virtue signalling bs with TV propaganda, threats of violence and dirty looks
who doesn't want to wear the poppy?
>>225970748irrefutable
>>225970748ok but do you or not
i just don't like them
House MD anime be like "Dr James Wil-san"
>>225970703use your hands
caesar is home
no nut nov always sounds like a great idea until it comes to day 2 and then it just isn't
Just got home, wish i had a woman to come home to>>225970503Hey, its cool that you're here, just bought liver and onions, i'm going to try to make the recipe you gave me a few weeks ago
actually hate third worlders so muchjust can't believe how stupid they are
Anarcho-Communism has never been tried in the UK
more like donut november ahah *pats belly*
I've never been forced to wear a poppy before in my entire life but I am a social outcast incel
scran o'clock
>>225970892great post.
women having sex with me has never been tried in the UK
>>225970892my nephews and niece will only eat custard doughnuts the little freaks
we are living in a dystopia
>>225970329that's gay. good art comes from limitations. the original episodes were fine as they were, and they already made eoe
I'm sad-nigga fuelling and I need your finest webms depicting true love
>>225970638Why is he a transphobe
>>225970901sardines?I've been eating pork chops this week with my own mariande>Cinnamon>Ketchup>Soy sauce>Hot sauce>Toasted sesame oilgoes really well with fish as well
>>225970892*pats your belly as well* aha
You don't hate foids enough
>>225970916mad how humans are manufacturing their own doom right now
>>225970916most people have awful opsec, reused usernames, year of birth in the handleno shit you can track them down
>>225970893not going to lie can’t remember the last time i wore one
In four (4) days, possession of this image will be illegal under UK law
still don't know what foid means aside from woman
nth for the holodem
>>225970960hiding her cuts bless her
>>225970949i think you hate foids too much actually
>>225970933He posted on his twitter saying he supports and agrees with Graham Linehan (Britain & Ireland's most notorious anti-trans activist)
>>225970949Grow up
>>225970980it's short for "femoid" a faux-biological term derived from 19th centuy scientific terms for race, "caucasoid" "negroid" etcincels came up with it because it's snappier than "roastie"
>>225970949She did nothing wrong tho? It's entirely on the guy who didn't dare speak to her.Do you expect women to come up to you and fuck you if you hide from them?
I'm like the ai from I have no mouth and I must scream except I'm not ai and don't have anyone to torture
>>225971018Most notorious? Ever heard of jk rowling?Anyways, that sucks.
What kind of man marries a trans woman?
>>225970453feels just since pakistan always trying to play both sides
have no outlet for socialising any more, mebesides brit
>>225971018good for himanother thing trannies aren't allowed to enjoy anymore
>>225971047so you a fake bitch is all
>>225971059a gay man?
>>225970453a billion cancer stricken pakistanis coming here will be end of are nhs
>>225971083I'll feed you feet first into a wood chopper one day
putting rorkes sister in a harness and training her as a pony
>>225971072imaginary friends are always an option
>>225971072same this is actually tragic
might be too cold for incel walks now
>>225971102you'll do nothing
>>225971126You'll see
>>225971123
china should just give iran a nuke and this whole thing would be over
internet is abysmal nowruined forever
they should make more type of halloween dress up days its the one opportunity people can have fun that isn't just im sexy im hot lets shag
>>225971165we still got 4chuds
ni ni
feel sad angry horny just want to fucking cum
moot had theil seed funding
leftypol putting up zesty foden portraits in a similar fashion to the north koreans displaying their supreme leader
Do you pray to the poo god?
remember when people were saying nft's were the future of art and that people would pay to visit virtual galleries to see your pixels so your pink gorilla smoking a cigarette is now worth 500 thousand dollars
Last movie you watched?For me it's The Warriors theatrical release.CAN YOU DIIIIG IT?
>starting to track what I do at workIt's over isn't it. Dont think I can face the continual rejection the job market will put me through
imagine britains about to get nuked and we all just pile into ireland cause theres nothing they could do theres like 7 million of them and 70 million of us lol
>>225971264they would be seething and treat us worse than the 'mass or the ukranians
>>225971264what paddy gonna do
>>225971263why, are you shit at your job or something
hate this reality shit
>>225971264would rather be in the blast zone than share an island with a smelly potato nonce
>>225971252a nightmare on elm street, for all hallows evewas alright
>>225971190cage giving you trouble? x
>>225971252rise of the planet of the apes
>>225971252nosferatu is the last new release i've seenwatched the thing again the other day
>>225971244I don't think anyone actually believed that would happen, it was a money-laundering operation from the start
>>225971322the thing might be the best horror movie ever made
3x peanut butter toastglass of milkit is nice ok
>>225971252watched hellraiser few days agogood moopie
Are the Isle of Man, Channel Islands, Gibraltar, part of the UK or not? idgi.
>>225971263A Mexican place opened up here that uses a bored ape on its branding including a huge one on the sign overlooking the food courtvery bizarre I'm sure the owner is a savvy business man
>>225971290I've been drowning and firefighting for years. They probably think I'm not doing anything
>>225971337*jiggles your belly*
Existence, reality, the state of being, is so fucking weird when you think about it. Just absolutely mental. Incomprehensible.
>>225971252peaky blinders movie
>>225971347sounds like you actually do a lot then? I don't get it
>>225971356there are fat ugly old people everywhere
>>225971356they've both been done
>>225971356scream but also that isn't on
>>225971347underwater firefighter are you
>>225971356a bit rude
>>225971342Not integrally.Isle of Man, Bailiwick of Jersey, Bailiwick of Guernsey are Crown DependenciesGibraltar is one of many British Overseas Territories like the Falklands or Bermuda
>>225971348stop it that tickles
>>225971356Every boomer who lives in Benidorm while watching football, drinking, smoking all day voted for Brexit and will be voting Reform/Restore too btw
>>225971388um
>>225971342yeah they are don't worry about the woke technicalities
>>225971252inside llwelyn davis
Today I have very strong feelings,Today I feel RorkeToday I feel LeftypolToday I feel "nigga"Today I feel MalaponteToday I feel TimToday I feel a Bradley poo scream roar
>>225971439and what was inside him?
Watched Threads the other night and it actually made me quite excited for the nuclear apocalypse.No chance the biomass and the dole scrounging NEETs survive anything like that. The country will then be rebuild by shagger chads like me living in the countryside. All I have to do is survive a few years of nuclear winter and I’ll probably end up a baron in the post-war landscape. My children will rebuild New Britain from the bones of the old one.
>>225971471i don't think actual shagger chads are excited for the apocalypse mate i think that's an extremely virginous freak trait
>>225971468today I feel... /brit/
>>225971471Telling on yourself mate. It's the people who have no life now who think the apocalypse will actually make them interesting or needed.
i would absolutely eat someone if i had to survive
>>225971549yeah bet you'd eat their willy firstgay cunt
If there's a nuclear war I'll probably just wait it out for a few days, get a boat and go to Europe. Balkan countries basically live like there's been a nuclear war so it'll be alright, they aren't populated much either
>its immoral>its unethicalyou're going in the fucking pot
>>225971565yours would be barely a morsel
>>225971549same but only if someone else cooked it for me. i dont want to do the butchering
>>225971498>>225971541Someone’s feeling called out aren’t they? Don’t worry lad, if you can make it to my farm and swear fealty to me I’ll let you work the land as a peasant. It’ll be hard graft but at least you’ll be working for your food for the first time ever
>>225971471if we actually get blown up because of americans im going to be really pissed >>225971570would like to escape europe but dont have visa a
>>225971337Drinking a thousand calories shake rn.Liter of protein milk4 bananasHandful of oatsChocolate powderHalf a can of spinachIts good shite
my flat reeks of ganja i don't even smoke the downstairs neighbours must be sending it up through gaps in the floorboards
>>225971388*
>>225971470can't remember i was steaming and dont remember the end
>>225971610s
gf says she’s excited about watching me play GTA VI as she really enjoyed watching me play through GTA V a few months ago
>>225971611I just put spinach in my sandwiches now
Tag yourself
It's ummoral
are there pawgs in your country
>>22597167435 year old unc "nigga" me
>>225971662my ex used to always want to watch me play games but as soon as i'd start she'd make it quite clear she was bored and wanted to do something else. strange woman
>>225971677stop thinking about bunda for 5 minutes
>>225971677Amy Mitchell
>>225971366I'm burnt out, it takes 7 years to recover from burn out. So the level they got at the beginning is no longer possible.I'm also a friendless despised incel so I'm the first to be binned.
>>225971677ruby "pawg" granger
>>225971674Ts isn't that good fr, like i'm not calling a 40 yo nigga "big bro" :skull:
>>225971694shit test
>>225971677We're in no nut november
>>225971662>>225971694my gf likes to watch me play gta but she likes playing herself because she likes driving and running people overominous
>>225971674my age group isn't there
>>225971731it's fun tbf
sex gifs
>>225971677i think they died out in the 90si had tazzos though
>>225971781don't care
if i was on that plane it wouldnt have gone down like that
>>225971717I WILL RAPE YOU NIGGAAAAAAA
>>225971781:(
Zohran is to Sadiq Khan as Messi is to Ronaldo
>>225971674OG crip here, back before the stabbing and shooting. back when we were just fist fighting opps for the fun of it after school
>>225971817
for how long will the incels spam about this pilot
Feeling just a tiny bit blue
attacking godzilla to push their jeetslop film isn't gonna improve people's opinions on pajeets
>>225971781must have been mental, like an actual nightmare where you're falling and watching the ground rush towards you, powerless do do anything, thinking 'this is it', then lights off and you're reincarnated as a beetle or something cause you didn't meditate enough
>>225971853whats wrong mush
that's the thing about me, about my posts. i'm always flipping the script.you never know where i'm coming from with the latest zinger, who the next person i'll skewer with a witty put-down.probably why i'm the most popular poster.
>>225971893literally nothing will in their current statethey're extremely unpleasant in every way
>>225971895worse there was a family with two young kids in the plane
hate this fake youtube gurning nigga world
so so so scandalous
>>225971905you're not me, the main character of /brit/
my mate had a spunk wall under his desk where he would fire off his muck for upwards of 7 years, got so bad that the plaster was starting to come apartimagine spunking down a wall
>>225971939that is literally insane, who the fuck spaffs onto the wall
>mum found the cum wall
>>225971902need 100000000 dollars but got about 2000
>>225971939used to just throw my cum tissues behind the headboard and I hate hundreds of them piled up back there until one day my grandma cleaned them up
>>225971951you're american money should be the least of your worries
>>225971939lad at school did that used to just spunk down the back of his bed. wonder what hes up to these days
brit karaoke night at the pub, rorke twerking to this after eight pintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_J2bcNx3Gw
nurses in america make 6 figures it's a make believe country
btw if you ever do duolingo speaking exercises you should know they sell your voice data to AI startups so they have the capability to produce AI fakes of your voice if they wanted to
my mum came home earlier with the traitors board gamethats christmas fucked then
>>225971979yh but they have a minor health concern and have to pat 200 grand plus tip and a lifelong payment plan of 5 grand a month for the next 300 years
>>225971947
btw didnt ask
>>225971997Nice doing business with you
>>225971965yea it not right
>>225971989*in a nasally virgin voice* duolingo speaking exercises sell your voice to AI
>>225971976Hopelessly Devoted To You is a banger
ivan hacked me freezer again ruined all my tendies
gay porn
>>225972027grow up foolish boy
>>225971997that's our cope, the reality is they pay $200 of their $6k salary for coverage >Hospital / Staff Nurses: About 91% of registered nurses have access to employer-sponsored health insurance (compared to 73% of all workers), usually paying a portion of the premium while the hospital covers the majority. Average US employee contributions for single coverage average around $170 per month (with employers paying roughly $636)
>>225972027an affront to mankind
>>225972023hack his csgo and ruin his only source of fun
>>225971997american healthcare absolutely mogs NHSlop and its not even close, can walk in and get an appointment within minutes and same day scans are common in most of the countryreckon if you broke down the amount the average person pays in tax to keep the NHS going its probably not much different to what americans pay for health insurance
Map of everywhere I've been in my entire life.Not including places I've only been through in car/train.No, I've never left the UK. I'm 30 btw.
I wonder if ricky gervais is a closeted transphobe
can someone explain why its better that americans make more money than us because they do but think things are cheaper here and you never hear of americans doing anything nice with their money theyre always just buying trucks that would be too big for british roads or smart fridges
>>225972034>>225972043does health insurance cover prescription costs? why are some people spending thousands per month on medicine that would cost us £20
>>225972053not good lad you're only here once
>>225972053you scared of flights? I remember speaking to a homeless nigga who said he could've travelled outside of the UK but didn't because he's scared of flights
>>225971793>tazosstill have some to this day
>>225970435Not a chance my hindu friend>>225970453What's the matter? You don't believe in democracy and the superior western values?
>>225972061why would you think things are cheaper here? i hate yanks but the amount of cope we have as a country is pathetic https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=United+States&country2=United+Kingdom>Cost of Living in United Kingdom is 0.0% higher than in United States (excluding rent)>Cost of Living Including Rent in United Kingdom is 5.6% lower than in United States
>>225972081No, just poor ig.
someone sent me a trade offer with 50 quid worth of cs2 skins but why
>>225972091dunno just seems like despite being much poorer we can still afford things on par with them. its not like in latam or sea where gta 6 will cost a months paycheck for them
Having a modest, temperate and reasonable micro-meltdown Taking an incelwalk to cool off
>>225971989Haha yeah bruv, your phone is watching you! Lol what are schizos like? "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!! Waaaaa!" lol
Mental how I used to run myself into the ground for minimum wage now I get payed 50k a month to post on 4chan, kek!
>>225972053i respect this fuck travel
well rorke?
Honestly i don't think i have ever payed full price for a game.Either i get a good discount or i pirate.
>>225972108>gta6
Who's going to pay Rorkes Universal Credit when all the immigrants are deported
>>225972053bro, you should come up to scotland for sure.
>>225972128wow, where was this photo taken??? and there are wooden signs in the photo which have such clear text on them! who made those signs I wonder??? this photo is amazing overall!!! it's a shame we will never know how it was made!!!!
>>225971893OHHHH NOTHERE GOES LEEDS AND SOHOGO, GO GODZILLA!
>>225972137just using it as an exampleyes we are much poorer but i never looked at an american buying something and thought fuuuuck i wont be able to afford that for months>>225972128take his armour off ffs
>>225972108remember some indian fella was working over time all month that included night shifts and it was all because he was saving up for a big purchase, naturally i assumed it was like a car or something but no it was an air fryer different world init
>>225972053Boring little NPC life you must have, I'm a proper nomad me. Often get bored and have to move onto the next place
>>225972128both unarmoureds go over together one comes back gets off knight gets on goes across comes off unarmoured comes back to get the other
true
>>225971836They were always shooting, but not as frequently and not as indiscriminately.
>take his armour offoooh 'ello sailor xx
>>225972128both 50kg goone comes back with the boatknight goes across50kg gets in and goes to pick up the other 50kg
stop posting twitter screenshots
I weigh 130kg. I exceed that boat's maximum load.
>>225971781Bad when good pussy goes>>225971801HOOTING
>>225972181its all the same shit grow up
oh yeh im about to exceed my maximum load
>>225972202unfunny faggot
>>225971850So it’s not just your singular imaginary enemy today then?
>>225972068yes
*does a doo wop "nigga" dance*
>>225972128First the couple, then one of them returns, then the knight crosses alone, then the other one returns and picks up the partner.
using ai to de-anonymise every poster
>>225972128Sent knight over first to secure a beach head and send the boat back to pickup with the white people
>>225972214Rent free in your mind, rorkette my royal bitch
>>225972229bradleyposter's nightmare
>>225972221i have a question, in american suburbs how far is the nearest shop and how do you get there? if you run out of milk do you have to get in the car and drive for ten mins
>>225972253doordash
Handing in my Xev Bellringer collection to the police station tomorrow
if i was on that plane i would have opened the door get on the floor everybody do that dinosaur
>>225972253
>>225972189I'm OG early 70s crip, founded by high sophomores
>>225972229hnnnuuuoooohhh don't deanonymise meee
>>225972282what the heck
>>225972218ironic
straight porn
>>225972304illegal
>>225972246another example of you being an unfunny faggot
>>225972043>reckon if you broke down the amount the average person pays in tax to keep the NHS going its probably not much different to what americans pay for health insuranceamericans pay more in tax just to subsidize their healthcare for a fraction of their population than any other country pays for healthcare for everybody
pretty crazy that it was only the people in the plane that died despite crashing over a populated areaimagine being that nigga in the white car
in america after operation you have to tip the surgeon and the nurses
can't imagine never leaving the UK ever
Ohhh, he's seething, I threw the proverbial molotov on his brain and he's left searching for the communique of responsibility.RENTFREE
>>225972321don't forget that it's all stolen by bulb head somalians and illegals
>>225972253Alri Borat
why did it used to feel so good putting pins through our skin as kids
>>225972369>>225972369>>225972369
>>225972337it's true i had to tip $250
I should have a british gf in fairness
>>225972253i can walk to my local grocery store in 10 minutes from my mcmansion desert gated community
