he's so bad
they call him boss
he's a boss

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beard edition

>>225972369
union wank

Can we please not make OPs with that shitrag? It is offensive to the majority of humans. Please and thanks.

>>225972369
The greatest country ever

gave myself swimmers ear from showering too much

>Adam Robinson's company, Retention, creates software that de-anonymizes internet traffic, essentially the type of software that secretly figures out who you actually are, spies on you, and feeds you relevant ads or perhaps things far more heinous
rest in piss faggot and fuck your private jet bitch

>>225972382
Like a boss

Any scottish women in

>>225972391
...in displays of brutality

>>225972399
Oh, glad he died

>>225972390
should have dealt with you lot properly when we had the chance

>>225972388
insane izzat loss

grow up you twerp

>>225972388
wonder how much both parties regret this

>>225972409
Emu: me
Wallaby: rorkette

What are scottish women like? I know a guy from scotland and now that i think about it he has only been with men and non scottish women.

is this cansmong or greekmong

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Carla Lockhart (skeletal ass Ulster Unionist ghoul and UVF fangirl) has quit the DUP and become and independent MP.
Apparently she doesn't believe the party of Ian Paisley hates the Irish people enough.

hair grows back you dumb twats

>>225972409
fat fuck let himself go no wonder he got mogged like that

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>>225972423
>grow up you twerp
wish i would

>>225972439
northern ones are wife tier southern ones are inbred freaks

999999 gay "nigga" wanks per second

right I'm off to take a shit

>>225972439
just like every other type of woman on the planet

>>225972439
Theyre strong like an ox

>>225972388
the giant flabby chin is bad enough but why leave the pedostache

grow up you lot

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made loads of sausage mash and onion gravy earlier was supposed to eat it tomorrow but i want it now

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where ive been in the uk (not counting travelled through) but have also been to some other countries

Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden are the only US presidents who have publicly said the n-word

>>225972455
Why?

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>>225972485
NO!

>>225972514
you tellin me nixon wasn't slinging n-words round the 'val 'ffice

Did you know that there's lots of blacks and muslims in London?

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>>225972554

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>>225972515
just the way she goes

Ruby Granger I HATE YOUR THUMBS!!!

>>225972554
and its beautiful

Watching Would I Lie To You?
The host isn’t very funny is he

>>225972552
he definitely was
reagan too
theres a phone call between them where reagan calls them african monkeys still uncomfortable wearing shoes and nixon laughs his head off

>>225972583
He's Welsh ok they have a brain defect

I would be surprised if there was an american president that didn’t say the nword once in their lifetime

>>225972119
feeling much better
got the nirvana on

>>225972552
Not public though was it

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Y'all remember Tizer??

>>225972443
>skeletal ass Ulster Unionist ghoul and UVF fangirl

BELLOWING

>>225972508
genuinely I don't get how westoid europeans see so little of their own country in their entire lives

the UK isn't that big it would take a couple of week-long trips to cover every division on this map at most and there's at least something worthwhile to see in most of these

>>225972491
Sounds delish you fat cat. How do you make sausage mash?

de BOMB BLAST

>>225972651
i think i would like to travel if we were like france and could go from the same kind of landscape and climate we have in the north to the alps in the east to the med south

>>225972443
She sounds cool

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Phil Mitchell shagging Dawn Swann edish

>>225972651
Were you scratching your head while wondering that?

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https://youtu.be/Unqqpji43Dg

>>225972683
many people are saying she’s BWC only

got all thumbnails blocked
not interested in lewd images

Is it normal that I just want her to crash?
https://www.twitch.tv/chloe__irl

>>225972683
Princess Irulan, at last


People fawning over her are either in lyceum (high-school or 12th⅓ form from the bottom end of the third tier for you savages) or have unfulfilled desires from the lyceum that turned into fixations.

>>225972695
this is /brit/

>>225972692
not during writing but in general yes I suppose it has been somewhat itchy today

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This is everywhere I've been in the UK. I didn't count the places I only passed through without looking around

>>225972655
sausage, mash, and onion gravy
mash: tatoes, butter, cheese, salt, pepper, whole milk
onion gravy: sweat onions in oil, fry in butter, add chicken/beef stock, salt and pepper, gravy granules, thicken and add browned sausages

>>225972730
ok
grow up

>>225972730
dire selection

just realised something very nefarious about the common psychology

>>225972698
Mad how Saul and Gus only ever interacted once and it wasn't even business related

>>225972754
whisper it to me

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mine

>>225972754
scream it up my arse

Betsy Kettlemilk

>>225972754
they’re bbc only…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtL3RxiVjc

there's a youtube video of a family enjoying a just dance session with almost 25 million views.......

>>225972790
sounds like the name of some buxom farm girl

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>this is /brit/

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>>225972790

>>225972798
maybe the arabs are right about you lot being the great satan

>>225972742
Fucking hell, best food ever.
I really should be imvesting beef stock, I never use it when I cook. Thanks mate and cheers.

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>>225972809

>>225972809
>>225972823
Jeez that's the same actress? Hot in both

I don't give a fuck where you've been ok

>>225972840
grow up young man

>>225972804
'

>>225972822
i use those stock pots, put about 1/4 of a pot in this gravy along with a mix of chicken and beef gravy granules. theres a lot of fancy stocks out there but even a touch of the basic stuff can lift the flavour of many dishes

What's the worst British invention

>>225972891
Australia

>>225972890
>you'll do nothing

>>225972891
OnlyFans

>>225972901
well, that's bruce done

>>225972843
Ive been around the world and I I I I can't find my baby

>>225972634
s

a good tip if you're eating a lot of chicken to get hench is to make a marinade of balsamic vinegar, garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper, then fry or griddle that to get a really nice coating of sweet savoury flavour on boring chicken. subscribe to my food blog for more recipes

>>225972891
the blockade of africa

>>225972901
punted that bruce

grow up you lot

weeee!!!!!

*puts on my big boy trousers*

>>225972986
*takes off your big boy trousers* x

mumberg loves her chatgpt

used to put raw chicken thighs up my ass and pretend to give birth in the shower as a teenager
didn’t feel very good

>>225972995
NOT MY PENIS!!!! (it got attacked by a goose when i was a kid)

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>>225973005

>>225972901
oi

>>225973005
flagrant and frankly bizarre lie

im watching the wrestling

Could be bed soon team could be

>>225973005
I see why you people chlorinate the chicken now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAqeMbAX1eM

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>>225973041
don't you have a job to go to at 4am this morning?

>>225973041
omg thats crazy haha what do you wear to bed

>>225972823
i think it would be kinda cool to have sex with her

>>225973076
rorke vs the evil leftypols

>>225973076
poland vs the rest of europe

>>225973033
but the uww senior world championships ended a couple days ago?

>>225973071
No my next shift is Sunday

>>225973075
Pyjamas, these ones have koalas on them

become a bit addicted to reading stories of failing or failed relationships where the woman is at fault on reddit
Can’t be good for my worldview

Rorke getting bummed right up the arsehole

>>225973148
not on that is it really

found my black coworker on the floor in a bathroom stall eating her own poo with a spoon and accidentally forgot to suppress the look of disgust on my face so now she's reported me to HR and I might lose my job

>>225973154
It's not but he does what must be done (taking a rogering)

>>225973157
another victim of the woke inquisition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCI_0T-CpKA

Might let my nuts hang

>>225973201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aytjRDhuxc
ayo

>>225973159
my names roger

>>225972683
>>225972683
shes so peng

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The greatest political entity to ever exist
Why did my ancestors have to chimp out? What a horrible mistake

leofarto dicraprio

we are the /um/ team

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*enters /brit/*

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>>225973076
the beasts can't gnaw on the Lamb of God

>>225973252
what your lot built was superior. the british empire was the apex of the old colonial model. americans built a country everyone wanted to be part of

>>225973252
maps seems a little off

I'm going to type my next comment with my penis, here we go

wonder if anywhere was part of the roman, mongol and british empires. a question for geminiberg perhaps

>>225973287
It's ai gore, but it's what could've been

>>225973284
Nothing can rival the cultural output of the British Empire, from literature, to scholarship, to sports, to the visual arts.

>>225973119
>No my next shift is Sunday

How do you spend your free time?

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Were you the smart kid in school?

>>225973312
Watching anime, playing video games, posting here, doing housework and other daily tasks

>>225973316
No, I was put in special education classes even though I didn't have an actual diagnosable condition

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BLEH!

>>225973268
>no women to be seen

>>225973341
check again

I can hear something moving outside, wonder if it's a hedgehog (rorke)

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>>225973330
>I didn't have an actual diagnosable condition
mhm

once we become rorkian we will be removing the Irish from Ireland won't we lads

>>225973351
it's me let me in

>>225973302
your guys went to the moon and have rights that europeans could not dream of. the american empire is one of technology at scale and freedom of opportunity for the individual. no other country in the history of the world has achieved what you guys have.

Bradley Walsh tongues my anus

>>225973328
sounds familiar, apart from video games and anime

>>225973360
No, really. I started biting other kids in elementary school and your reputation doesn't really recover from that

>>225973362
no you stay out there rustling about

>>225973360
this .webm file is illegal to view in england and wales come november 6th

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>>225973377
sos

>>225973363
>your guys went to the moon and have rights that europeans could not dream of.
Hell, maybe if I were living back then I'd more readily agree with you, but things seem bleak now, and it sours my perception of it all

swedelad is jerking off again :/

>>225973383
you park on a driveway

>>225973383
would drop kick this man if I saw them

>>225973316
Imagine a huge feral negro defiling her pussy, while she screams in both agony and ecstasy

^brownest post of all time

>>225973316
>>225973401
>Clark Atlanta University (CAU) is a private, Methodist-affiliated, R2 research Historically Black University (HBCU)

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>>225973371
America is a harsh country
>>225973394
Do you?
>>225973397
>>225973401
Moids like you should die in war

we can go back to Usenet

No joke, my dad went to an HBCU and received scholarship money for being a minority because he's white. This was back during the OJ Simpson trial, too, which caused some interesting situations

>>225973405
>>225973407
>>225973409
I'm sorry, it's no nut november, it's hard.

>>225973385
the crown is tarnished and competitors are rising but they rise in your shadow
the usa is still the greatest country on earth and don't ever forget that

>>225973420
don't know how :/

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>>225973429
>the usa is still the greatest country on earth and don't ever forget that
I've spent $6000 on medical bills in the past 3 months, after insurance

mad how society will collapse in a couple weeks

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dem arc

>>225973443
make more money then you punk
this is what america is all about *cocks the hammer of a pistol*

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>>225973455

Bath is probably my favorite city I've been to in Bongland, but I met the coolest people in Glasgow

played 8 games tonight and only won once

mad how chinese walk around saying "shing je bey yao shing ping" with their arms crossed and we're supposed to submit to that shit

my mates in japan and got offered a bar job with this fit af jap waifu and they've gone for noodles and im insanely jealous ok

>>225973464
what the fuck is an oxford study kept seeing this shit on gif so often I had to filter it

the island has been hit
I repeat the island has been struck

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>>225973490
My taller, more fit, more handsome, more financially successful friend is currently on his honeymoon in Japan so I know how you feel

>>225973514
ur ma just sat down aye?

mad how literally every change made to 4chan in the last few years (removed IP count, change to /bans page, new captchas, cooldown before making threads, randomly being blocked for abuse) has all been to try and combat one insane gay furry paedo spammer

>>225973516
this guy hes my friend ok but hes always been the mac with the ladies i think he sells drugs or something cos he always has money. his sister is so fit and rich and popular she has a horse

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fascinating

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>>225973502

>>225973563
she looks more like hapa

anyone else utterly failed at life?

>>225973601
mental how many opportunities ive squandered

>>225973563
Have noticed that Asian women tend to like men that look exactly like that
Usually have a prominent nose

i'm a slug

i'm simply a slug and should be squashed

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>>225973613

>>225973611
same lad

oh yeah this is real sad hours

What the fuck, I thought the movie Jack with Robin Williams was some type of fevre dream I had as a kid but apparently it’s a real movie.

If that movie wasn’t some form of nonce subversion I don’t know what is, robin Williams starred in a movie in which he (a 45 year old man” hangs out with a bunch of kids and that’s the entire concept of the movie

sad man hours, and then it's poo man hours

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Just go for it

>>225973656
jack was 10 but had a condition that aged him very quickly. he wasn't a man, he was a boy trapped inside a man's body.

>>225973665
This is rorke

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Why isn't this you?

>>225973656
I think World's Greatest Dad is his weirdest movie

>>225973672
let him have some fags

the "nigga" squirrel

>>225973656
i'm very sleepy and thought you meant simple jack from tropic thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRuLlCLVda8

of course the sweden gay ass flag is a yellow fever mong

ok swedemong can you stop now you're getting annoying thanks I asked politely

>>225973689
>Why isn't this you?
East Asian girls just aren't into me
It's always South Asian girls

>>225973689
don't like asians

>>225973656
Wait until you hear about Poor Things (2023)

>>225973706
well that's perhaps because south asian girls outnumber east asian girls in the UK by like 20 to 1

Jack is the creepiest fucking movie of all time

I’m 70% sure Robin Williams character flirts or has some type of interaction with a literal 10 year old girl

>>225973700
>>225973704
calling sweden a mong-cord raid
>>225973706
>>225973708
not into asian girls-cord raid

wonder how to get anywhere in life as a 34 year young incel twat

>>225973720
t. noncery statistician

>>225973690
Bicentennial man was pretty weird
Especially the romance subplot where he fucks the granddaughter of the girl in the family that original owned him that looks exactly like her grandmother

>>225973723
i see the call every poster a raid from discord-cord has arrived

>>225973706
Asians are a bit into me but I’ve never in my life had a blonde girl into me
Don’t know why

he's the angry atari sega nerd
he's the angry video game nerd

The only time I get likes from asian girls on dating apps is when they're several thousand miles away using passport mode

>>225973696
>>225973696
>>225973696

On the topic of Robin Williams he’s definitely in my top five celebrities who I am convinced was 100% a peadofile

>>225973771
Can I get the full top 5

>>225973771
always rubbed me the wrong way too
everyone who's public persona is being a 100 wholesome chungus gives me the heebie jeebies

this robin williams slander will not stand