frog edish
this is "the brit""frog edition"
*teleports back to 2009*
another day another dollar
>>225977101i was going to post "tiki edition" but you beat me to it ok
>>225977113the "tell you everything you want to hear" machine told you everything you wanted to hear, did itcan't wait for your next 14,999 posts of this nature
the frog is thirsty
WOLLONGONG
Off to ask gemini if there are frogs in great britain brb
MOUSEY! MY OFFICE, NOW!
hullo men, oim maori heemer sumpson un oi drunk doff biir
The Simpsons 5-Inch King-Size Homer Action Figure subedition
>>225977136no we have never even heard of frogs
>>225977129I was going to do a dippy egg edish x
>>225977101How do you define fascism? It's one of those things that you recognize immediately once you see it but you can't describe fully, like saint Augustine of hippo said "I know we'll what time is, but when someone asks me to define it I no longer know".How do you understand fascism?
I Have A Literal Thundercock
>>225977136plenty of frenchies there mate
>>225977148>this was considered comically overweight in 1997
>>225977146s
little frog fella
>>225977157fuck off boring mong
But my dad isn't Hispanic he was white and tried to strangle me but he would call me useless/worthless and let my grandna give my sister a eating disorder so I had to listen to her puke
>>225977157The word lost all meaning when it was used to demonise people who think their country should have borders
>>225977157mi nuh care
anyone got the webm of that frog doing an absolutely enormous poo that's like 3x the length of his body then walking off
Apparently every country has frogsBut I don't believe that, how can there be frogs on islands like TongaThey can't swim in the ocean can they
>>225977191think i do somewhere let's see if i can find it
>>225977194puck you miss haha
*drives through rorke's neighborhood*
>>225977155dont see many dippy eggs these days
>>225977200roar
Gorilla walks in to a bar, Gorilla orders a pint.Barmen thinks a Gorilla's not likely to know the prices of things and charges him 19 odd quid for the pint.Curiosity gets the better of the barman and he goes to the Gorilla's table."We dont get many Gorillas in this bar mate"Gorilla replies "yhe binble"
>>225977130I hate that fucking cunt
frog poo webms mentioned
>>225977130>the "tell you everything you want to hear" machine told you everything you wanted to hear, did it>can't wait for your next 14,999 posts of this naturegoogle told me facts yeah, not difficult to comprehend is it matebet you call books "tell you everything you want to hear" machines too you worthless abo luddite
I don't know it's kind of weird but my sister gained weight and wanted to do dancing but weighted too much so my grandma called her porky and made he stand on a scale btw every time this is brought up she denys it
is there a way to mass filter jf's like brazil tunisia belgium in one go
>>225977186The question is not intended for everyone. Last thread there was a big hubbab about fascism so I wanted to know what it means for those who glaze it.
>>225977184>people who think their country should have bordersNot reform then
>>225977200Mental how fast we went from racist kids cartoons to what we are now
>>225977218the "tell you everything you want to hear" machine told you everything you wanted to hear, did itcan't wait for your next 14,998 posts of this nature
>>225977215
>>225977157shut up you annoying subhuman. you come here to cry about being brown, you speak in US english, and you're anti reform posting. You don't deserve to live and it's a shame we decided to kill Germans instead of whatever subhuman line you come from instead
>>225977225You're jealous north Africa is better than south Africa, just like north Korea is better than south Korea.
>>225977215him staring wistfully through the glass gets me every time
The wait is almost over… Not long now until me and my queen Lucia can be together…
eritrean freshies moving mad in london
so why dont they make a toothpaste drink you can actually drink would be mint
>>225977227Overton windows moved since then now a fascist is someone who thinks brown people shouldn't be allowed to gang rape white children. Gid knows what it'll be in ten years
>>225977244i want to be lucia ok
>>225977230this is why ai is good, you get substance with ai while with anti ai mongs you literally just get angry spam
mad how when maoris get fat they turn spherical other races tend to take on that saggy bean bag look
>>225977244Jesus lad take that rubber band off before your hand dies
plumperpass wanktoil loometh
think I will get these for the toilfus christmas pressie
the brazil vpn is obsessed with pop stars and the green party woman and apparently he's also copying ziedbelg's cuck gimmickreally odd person
The Chinese integrate so well they literally change their names from Zhang/Weiqui/Jinping to Alex/Michael/Thomas - literally just for our convenience.Apparently when white people go to China and master Mandarin, they reciprocate in kind and adopt Chinese names.Why don't other races do what the Chinese do for our convenience?
>>225977251i'm already tracer
ah couldnae find the frog poo webbum
>>225977262tranny mitts
alright chaps. I got into a barney on reddit, and someone told me a significant number of people don't even have ten pound to spare.That's bollocks, right? I'm not that out of touch.
>>225977262I got these on my feet at home
In GTA6 the foid protagoniast will be the main character and the moid will be her sidekick and youll be allowed to cheat on him
>>225977253small things amuse small minds
>>225977244are you living in an indian restaurant lad
>>225977282you play as both of them and you can cheat on her so that's not true
>>225977267knew there was a reason why I filtered Brazil ages ago
>>225977250currently fascists are people who watch Star Wars movies the wrong way, so I'm told.
>Police have been called in after a 44-year-old man dressed as a werewolf entertainer punched a 12-year-old girl in the face at Carlucci's Restaurant in Templestowe on Saturday night. The child sustained cuts and bruises to her mouth and spent the night in hospital.
How long do you reckon I can go in life without ever using AI?
by popular demand
Odds I try that half baked bread done in the air fryer with a bowl of soupEvens I have a bag of mini poppadoms with a microwave curry Dubs I do a mug of hot chocolate with Bailey's
>>225977272that's alright lad I appreciate you looking x
might tell the proto i want to sniff her hair
>>225977300corr lad must have felt light as a feather after that
>>225977300That would be like me doing a 6 foot turd, incredible
poo
>>225977293
>>225977300pooey arse frog is soaking in the empty feeling
>>225977229Racism is pretty pathetic. Is it a surprise only the biggest of losers are racist? When you have no personal achievements you could anchor your self worth to, things like being respected in their society, having a powerful important job, Being educated, so on.. they must find something to make them feel like their own existence has any worth, for no man can stare his own unimportance in the face. So they attach themselves to a bigoted ideology. "I am member of this and that group", "my group did X and Y", "my group is such and such". But what did you individually achieve? What did you, the person, add to the conversation? The answer is nothing. So they must invent inferiors whom they are better to just because of their birth, something they did not work for.This is why racism is so common in a community of unemployed, shut-in, asocial, uneducated, incels like 4chan.
>>225977293FAFO
a chinese satellite crashed into my front yard and a grey alien climbed out of the wreckage and limped into the woods
>>225977331yeah?
>>225977346Hell yeah. Never thought of it?
>>225977331There is an entire website called Reddit where they love posts like yours, you even get upvotes and little trophies the more you post them. Give it a try.
n*gga
fiddling with my cock in a non-sexual manner
screaming
gimp central today
>>225977331Completely ignoring millennia of racist men who built civilisation, owned slaves, conquered inferior races and established superpowers like the Roman and British empire and the United States of America
>>225977239Why so mad, Britty?
unconscionable how much i hate toil
>>225977331>Racism is pretty pathetic. Is it a surprise only the biggest of losers are racist? When you have no personal achievements you could anchor your self worth to, things like being respected in their society, having a powerful important jobracists are at the top of the US government, Chinese government, Russian government, Israeli governmentthe world's richest man and owner of the most socially relevant social media is racistyou personally spend your time here with racistsyour entire worldview is just a pathetic arrogant lie
>>225977331vague, pointless midwit babble
SCREAMING!
https://x.com/punishedvaquera/status/2117377835161845808
>>225977300wahey there he isbet that felt amazing coming out
>>225977361melty bc people pointed out you're weird
>>225977365you're literally crying about being brown to people who don't consider you to be human
>>225977331It was okay for them to be racist because they were samoan
>>225977312didn't even tell mine I just started doing it
>>225977220grandmas love calling people fat
starting running on the running machine and my arse cheeks genuinely clap when i runopted for the bike instead
>>225977372mad how you can instantly tell you specified "british" when generating this despite him not being egregiously uglyyou've all got that pig-nosed gammon hobbit look
>>225977382grow up
right that's it I'm filtering tunisia
>>225977368That's just babble to convince the idiots into supporting them. Trump himself said that he did not know trans people existed up until he discovered hating them was a big thing for his republican base of supporters. It's just a show they put on for the plebeians. They sell you that cope but they themselves do not wholeheartedly believe in it. There's a difference between being racist and a nationalist. Xi jinping is a nationalist. Not a racist.
Just realized puck you was from summer heights high and not bro townNow I feel silly
>>225977393Australians are literally just Brits you uppity colonial retard, you haven't changed genetics by being more sunburnt you twat
>>225977393and we live in your head rent free
>>225977331hot take
>>225977368just made this up
>>225977407he's greek m8
>>225977405he's a ranga, sir!
>>225977402Trans people are a race now?
I got niggas doin 30 it must feel crazy
the new sleep album is a bit disappointing, like a 6/10
>>225977407>>225977408i say this from a neutral perspective its all love lads x
>>225977382I literally don't care about you. You don't have two braincells to rub together to digest the ideas I'm trying to discuss. All you do is scream incoherently in rage, alors que it's not personal. It's just ideas.
>>225977402>There's a difference between being racist and a nationalist. Xi jinping is a nationalist. Not a racist.Then why are you crying about Farage and Reform being "scary"????? Do you not know what the Chinese do?
>>225977411Blur wrote a song about this pic it was called Beatle bum
>>225977411thats the worst ass on a girl ive ever seen
>>225977420album art seems ai generated too
>>225977417You're missing the woods for the trees.
>>225977101did you NPC ass niggas stockpile food and water as your master commanded you to?
>>225977425we forgive you angelos x
>>225977440what does this mean
>>225977426you are kind of a mong but i like how you’re sticking it to the man
>>225977426>You don't have two braincells to rub togetherYou don't have two white skincells to rub together
>>225977413*surreptitiously rips off my sister's mustache* aha nah mate aussie as
need my bum massaged
>>225977451fucking shriek
>>225977439No I'm not you're saying transphobia and racism are the same thing. So black people are like trannies then. I think THAT'S racist. Just my opinion but I'm right
>>225977101peopole said i look like a frog before
>>225977456sccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
>>225977432cynthia was busted too john lemon loved his hags
angelos scranalogapou
polynesian fish be like "i'm salmoan"
we at /brit/ believe man united will lose again today
>VINICIUS JR. INVITED SADIE SINK TO WATCH A REAL MADRID MATCH, BUT THE ACTRESS TURNED DOWN HIS INVITATION!
>>225977480
who the fuck are man united
i foresee a pooey future for myself
>>225977477There's no way she had an ass that bad
>>225977429Farage is a retard. He'll ruin Britain. He won't do anything about immigration because immigration is great for business, it drives the cost of labour down, which the wealthy absolutely adore, and you don't have to spend a single dime educating them and training them, their home countries do that. All politicians are bought and paid for in western democracy by the wealthy elite, they do not dare harm their intrests and would harm yours in a heartbeat before theirs. Farage is a fucking idiot, he has no plan for fixing Britain's economy, his one issue is immigration, which he won't do anything about. Has Britain's standing in the world improved post Brexit? Has your economy improved? No. If you elect him expect more retarded uncalculated blunders Like this. He's a moron and he'll leave Britain worse than how he found it.Western democracy is a backdoor for Bourgoisie oligarchy, it's up for sale and doomed when it finds a buyer. I'm sure you know too well how rich Russian oligarchs meddle in your politics just because they have money.
>>225977480kia ora im a fush bro
>>225977497racist slag
>>225977508I bet farage has never spent as much time thinking about someone as you spend thinking about him
>>225977514scr
yer da listens to the rest is history
whenever i go to drug addict meetings everyone else there is a methhead, am i the only patrician opioid user left in australia?
>>225977533I bet they have some fun stories
>>225977511>jewish girl made a career out of taking black drill rappers to dates in different chicken shops
>>225977524And this disproves my argument how exactly?
>>225977539not really, mostly grim methhead shit
>>225977531nonono i listen to the rest is history and i certainly have no children
>>225977541Jewish girls are Faustian. Too bad most don't have a soul.
>>225977557racist
jerk your worthless penis
>>225977547giz a grim methhead story
>>225977508>Has Britain's standing in the world improved post Brexit? Has your economy improved?Funny enough mate our national sovereignty isn't something to be battered to improve our "standing in the world" or boost our economy you fucking RETARD
>hmm yes i should go into /brit/ and argue about shit no one cares about why are browns like way
>>225977577shut up you boring cunt
>>225977568Nah. I'm a semite.
Whenever someone uses the word Bourgoisie I stop taking them seriously.
>>225977509David Mitchell's wife init?
im just horny all the time :(
rorke swearing
>>225977570no, use your imagination. whatever you're imagining is probably exactly right
Rorke: Origins
my friend told me when he lost his virginity his foreskin didn't go back to normal for days afterwards. is that normal?
>>225977581let me entertain you
>>225977543It demolishes your credibility by exposing you as a mental
>>225977602what happened when you lost yours mate?
Actually ive changed my mind from the other day stay in your third world shithole please the last thing britain needs is yet another carpet beater arabian scumbag tunisian flying around on an e scooter delivering hummus to students
@grok would twerking my "nigga" arse at 999999999999999999mph cause a rupture in the space time continuum
>>225977596guessing battered wives/gfs/kids, copper theft, power tool theft, traffic accidents and the like
>>225977267ALL of the Brazil flags cuckpost
>>225977602I had slight phimosis but after I started having sex it fixed itself
>>225977577the "tell you everything you want to hear" machine told you everything you wanted to hear, did itcan't wait for your next 14,997 posts of this nature
>>225977600Mental how you can just get away with anything if you’re a kid
I like the witty board adverts
>>225977611well you see the funny thing is i haven't!
>adobe flashnow that's a blast from the past
>>225977577Are you seriously telling me you're all for flushing your economy down the shitter and worsening your living conditions if it means you won't have to collaborate with western European EU countries? Is north Korea the model you want to follow? Do you want to turn Britain into a pariah state?
The King bumped into Sir Idris Elba on a Visit to a historic naval base, with the famous British actor telling him “sorry about the Prime Minister.”The actor asked: “How are you doing though, are you having a good time? Sorry about the prime minister.”The actor was likely referring to Andy Burnham’s comments saying he was “open” to apologising for Britain’s role in the slave trade.
>>225977577drooling simian entranced by the opinion collation box
>>225977657ah right. i see
>>225977669as if you arent posting on a computer that was made in 2010
the BBC just shrunk a man to a molecular size
>>225977651every time i remember adobe flash i feel like an old widow wistfully remembering her husband who died in the war. i'll treasure my memories of playing those godawful meet n fuck games on the family PC as a wee lad til the day i die
>>225977691last time i bought a pc was in 2016, then i just kept upgrading
>>225977577hilarious you think that posting an ai summary is a massive gotcha.
>>225977698same here too brother
>>225977693that story is mental though aye? Here I am going my entire life thinking the quantum level is bedrock and then we have this zeptoverse shite which is billions of times smaller than even thatabsurdABSURD
government be like, hm you are mandated to add 5% of the price to it again when you are selling tampons
thinking about me horses
>>225977693the problem with this kind of thing is the process wouldn't shrink the poo in his colon it just shrinks the man
You guys like memes?SIX SEVEN
cold out there this morn let me tell you
FIX MOJANG BEDROCK
>>225977723do you liek mudkipz
asmongold's gf is so chopped
imagine climbing a mountain of poo
>>225977714Are you on your period?
rorke digital disimpacting his poo
>>225977736he has a gf? $100 says she's a chink
>>225977737is it dried, crusty poo? or fresh, sloppy poo?
>>225977712kids these days don't know what they're missing, all they do nowadays is get themselves groomed on roblox they should be like us getting themselves groomed on club penguin as god intended
ISAbros....
>>225977748it's always a caked up chink with these niggas, he's probably paying for her to pretend too
>>225977748She looks Korean. Are you ready to fork over those 100 crispy Australian dollaroos?
>>225977749depends on your diet
>>225977770all slanty eyed people are chinks, you know what i mean
why do niggas in their 20s still play roblox anime tycoons and have anime profile pictures
I wish I had a gf
Chinese fanny. Puffy. Week-old stubble.
>>225977777So it's a mountain of your own poo?Also holy Shiz, check em. Allah's willing.
>>225977768>caked upas in in makeup, not arse, god forbid one of these asians actually got a nice arse>>225977770imagine paying for this
AImongs are desperate to believe they live in a sci-fi scenario (was about to say book or movie but had to stop myself as none of them actually read or watch movies)
mr bombastic
>>225977786Are you ready to stop being a chud then?
i'm 31 and already completely grey
lot of Asian porn on X with them doing normal things with a video of them getting fucked in there or superimposed on top but theyre all doing that Asian thing going OWOWOWOWWOOHYAAAAH
cs2 watchtoil looms
off to bed
south americans really out there saying "AIEEE" when they get hurt
>>225977792its not racist to say council of niggas cos he's using AI in dark mode
>>225977800are you a girl
>>225977783lot of grown adults these days never had their anime phase as teenagers like normal people so they end up having it in adulthood instead, grim stuff all aroundlike catching chicken pox as an adult
You may speak, Acolyte Quantavious.
>>225977793>imagine paying for thisI'm not racist. I'd date any girl from any race or ethnicity so long as she's both cute and progressive. I don't touch chudettes with a ten foot tall pole.
>>225977792underground railroad 2.0 and cotton club are wildwonder if they would have to censor the AI when black people figure out computers because the models are trained on what people have been saying on the internet (it still would have to be even if it was trained on black people only, it would be too illuminating)
>>225977806it's 9 in the morning you lazy scrote
nigga said scrote
geometric niggas be like "i need to shave my cubes"
spakis got a new dogshit gimmick I see
>>225977805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeBfVc1NZQ
christ
>>225977806Fuck you mean?? The day just started!?Don't you have places to be and things to do???
>>225977852lmfao nigga
>>225977846another banger
ladsyour favourite argenitnian pornstar?
>>225977852>2AM ACTIVITIES
Nescafé with half spoon of sugarBoiled eggCheeky ciggyBosh, ready for toil
aaaaaaaaaayodaaaaaaayodaylight come and me wan go home
>>225977765Fucking shitNeed trump gone need his Jewish war gone
>>225977868Depends how big her zmonka ass. I refuse to fap to a woman with a flat ass. If you're a flat assed woman don't speak to zebbi.
in the gym (David Lloyd)And I’m horny
>>225977868all gross hagsif youre watching 3rd world porn at all then why isnt it already forced prostitution or rape or drugging
>>225977881How y'all doing on petrol prices btw? We get ours from Libya so no big deal.Can you afford heating this winter?
too many jfs in here nowadays
>>225977794scream
>>225977896
government enforced hrt for twinks
>>225977878struggling to unsheath the blade. sometimes that happens to me too.
mad how chud reached escape velocity, see people on youtube/twitch use it constantly
>>225977902ChudGPT is a western chauvinist dog for not picking my post. I'm fully switching to deepsuck.Tell it I said it's racist.
>>225977868was going to say catherine knight but she's chilean (same thing)
hype edit but each cut is a different version of me sat at the computer
>>225977902
every time I start gaining confidence when I’m in public my brain decides to remind me I’m ugly and boom I snap right out of it and go back to my usual self
>>225977902i just want this ai shit gone please
>>225977801sounds auraful
>>225977906Nigga you aight?
right well the Lambrinis are on me
>>225977930s
>>225977829>cute and progressiveLMAO enjoy your body positive green haired nose pierced demi queer dragon dildo narcissist freak
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793661477325225.jpg
>>225977918well adjusted attractive sociable normie women are calling themselves chuds these days the worlds gone all topsy turvy
>>22597785290s West Coast rapper discography be like
>>225977931Clearly not drinking enough.>>225977944I will. Thank you.
horse cock...
why are australian men so witty and intelligent and sexy?
>>225977955saw an actual 10/10 posh uni girl with an instagram highlights called larping its truly fucking over
bros keep saying adumbrated in books i'm reading recently
>>225977959
>>225977944Do you legit, your right hand to Yahweh not find septum piercings attractive?If you don't like bad girls you boring as hell.
adumbrating a wank
right time for a filthy morning JAV wank
>>225977960You will until a black or brown man shows up and she is obligated to suck his dick and kiss his feet as reparations
just to let you all know, i have removed all of my flag filters
>>225977987i think lip piercings are nice
might start a new internet where you register and have an ID and everything. complete opposite from privacy and that but it'll prevent spambots and shills
>>225977987No it looks like a shiny bogey
>>225977991please just have a wank and get your interracial sex anxieties out of your mind for at least an hour or two before you start posting, you don't have to do this to yourself
>>225977991I'm not exclusive myself. I'll cuck her with a black or desi queen before she cucks me .
>>225977990still in no-wank november, me. Might as well see how far I get.
>>225977995good man. filtering posts is for babies
>>225977671>Are you seriously telling me you're all for flushing your economy down the shitter and worsening your living conditions if it means you won't have to collaborate with western European EU countries?Surrendering national sovereignty to a foreign supranational union is collaboration in the same way treason is collaboration. You don't need to throw your national sovereignty away to have partnerships
check em, sucka!
>>225978017*scrapes the std bacteria off your bellend with a butter knife and develops it into a bioweapon*
>>225977638this is you
>>225977987ah yes the "I'm a liberal emotionally unstable bitch" piercing
>>225977995wish i could filter this new boring twat but im phoneposting
>>225978042Allah gave me one Johnson (alhamdoulilah), the rubber does not come off until she gets tested.
>>225978014Didn't you see them at the BLM things? I'm just describing reality.
>>225978051
thinking about the sex arse i saw earlier
2 breaking stories at the same time. Madness.
>>225978084>>225978084>>225978084>>225978084>>225978084
>>225978086>>225978086
>>225978017You'll wait your turn on the fat lass like the polycule pal you are
>>225978034it literally is a fucking partnership every member state has its own parliament and member states have freedoms such as using their own currency etc. any deal/partnership requires a concession of some amount of sovereignty since there are always conditions of said deal/partnership which need to be met.
>>225978087>>225978092Oh my Marx. You wasn't bullshiting yesterday.
>>225978101Nah. Never get into a relationship before securing a side chick. If you's any player you'd know that.
