Rocky Horror edisb
roarke and leftymong at chanagraat jacinta when the walls fell
so here we are, the lads, the /briy/
>/briy/
get over it
classig briy threab
don't ignore me, brit. god sees you fapping and looking at futa porn
He culled boomers is what he did! He was a great British serial killer! And in this house Harold Shipman is a hero! End of story!
is this the thread for discussing yhe binble?
5 foot 3 and no altitude 5 foot 3 and no altitude
love a bit of /briy/ on crusty bread with roast ham slices
>>225983639>So here we are then. The dream team
>>225986391s
>/briy/roar. twas i who made the first /briy/ I'll have you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqVFsp0FMqwYOU'RE WELCOME
>>225986391
>>225986412this is your gimmick bro
lil jayden pulling out his sopranos folder again (he's mentally still living in 2017)
just not funny is it?evil incel bastards
>>225986440grow up you joyless little freak
>>225986440
'avin a 'roll
>>225986391scream
>>225986454>>225986454we’re in here
if i've already seen the picture why would i click on it again?
what are your thoughts on the brave men, and women, who keep /britisher/ running
>>225986477Your flag got a hole in it
JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS ADVERT IS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdvIoLx_BQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdvIoLx_BQTHIS IS NOT A DRILL A BRITISH INSTITUTION GET IT WATCHED
>>225986391chuds hate her even though she wasn't flying the plane
>>225986555She was firing her DEI laser at the pilot
asian girl winter fashion is too elite other races can't compete
>>225986507The 70th anniversary of our last revoluton was two weeks ago
Doesn’t matter how well I dress or groom myself I will always have a cloud of anxiety and insecurity in social situations and it’s simply because of how hard I was bullied and neglected as a child.
>>225986391in itty bitty pieces and a blobin itty bitty pieces and a blob
being bullied as an adult is way worse than being bullied as a child
*clicks fingers*A FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
>>225986391if you get a pilot's license at such a young age, does it not imply that you are gifted? which license(s) did she get at that age? because there are various kinds of pilot's licenses
>>225986619being pitied is worse than both
>>225986630Spoiler that hog
>>225986579don't know where this cope is coming from but she was a co-pilot on a private jet and they take turns flying it. Do you think theres like a call centre agent just sat there going errr yahhh we're toatally descending right now mayday i guess?
Why do Albanians act so hard all the time? At the warehouse they’re always giving it the biggen
Why would they do this video?also sex with Gina
ancient esoteric rorkelian dialectics
>>225986660They are hard they're all criminals every single one
>>225986626No it implies her father or another relative pulled strings to make it happen, because most pilots aren't 20 year old girls and most licence exam boards would never allow someone that age to fly a private jet. Life is not a hollywood film, she wasn't talented
>>225986630why cant she be the one to spread her arsehole on cam instead of that ugly fat arse lad from last night
>>225983506LETS DO THE TIME RORKE AGAIN
Britain falls tonight.
>>225986603ROAAAARIIIIING
>>225986454>>225986454>>225986454We’re all in here lads
>>225986695But surely they can act chill every once in a while
>>225986698'cel rage
>>225986721fuck off
chocolonely is a terrible name for it. makes it seem like it's for a mental health charity. it should be called tony's chocochildexploitationandslavery
>>225986698the average driver's license holder could never so much as line up for final approach
>>225986721nobody is using your nonce thread mate
>>225986721are we all in here lads are wemental could have sworn we were all in here
>>225986695What’s going on with Vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFRhAWAofrQthese vultures have no shame
we are posting in /briy/ it's a shambles
>>225986742Would you get on a private jet knowing the pilot was some florida bimbo 20 year old?
Is this the first succesful /briy/ thread?
reminder that 'we're just normal men' gimmick is a right wing incel manosphere andrew tate dogwhistle
now THIS is a briy thread
nobody remembers /brot/
>please post in my thread with the chinese little girl cartoongrow up
>>225986695232/10,000 is a ludicrous stateven black men in the USA (with one of the highest imprisonment rates in the world) are only at 180/10,000
>>225986788I thought it was an in-joke between a man and a woman which made them both laugh on TV
Nobody remembers the jersey ISIS poster that got arrested
i remember
>>225986801Albanians do crime.
Im afraid to say, Ms. leftylol, that your knobrot is terminal
fed a large number of ducks, black headed gulls, and swans a lot of duck/swan food just nowI've surely had an effect on the ecosystem, nobody else is chucking cups and cups and cups of their specifically designed food at them
We used to run this board
i'm 5'3
*starts twerking*
>>2259868102 things can be true at once rorke
think i prefer /briy/ to /brit/
>>225986801That's Albania for you
every time i speak to an eastern european they fucking despise albanians, the hatred is insane they're considered like a disease, an infestation, lowest lifeforms
>>225986866get on the hrt
FREE LUCY LETBY
might get the mid term coverage on and the wine OPENED
>>225986831People will get mad at this but will say nothing when we send bags rice to Afr...On second thought maybe I shouldn't post that. Oh bollocks looks like I just hut the Post button...my apologies
>My conservative, reactionary friend>The end don't justify the means, you understand>You take the butter from the table, buy a gun>You think the status quo will be there when you're doneright then, that's rorke btfo
Hi all Mr Penis here, remember to take care of your penises lads so you don't end up getting it chopped off
>>225986886mad how she had no support from the usual ugly lesbos that hate men
>>225986886remember when they started talking about her having a dildo as if that was relevant to the case at all
>>225986863would you like to see /brit/annia rule againmy friendall you have to do is follow the worms
mad how he talks to himself
>>225986932*searches through my memory banks*yes i do believe i remember something about that!
Moaty are you there? It's me, Gazza.
>>225986932was the dildo black per chance?
>>225986920Well those lesbos are seething that they might lose their baby killing hero Lucy Letby is 100% innocent and should be free.
>>225986932think it's sort of like when they talk about Hitler having one bollock and low T like 60 years after he diedJust part of shunning
>>225986956rorke, mate....
really appreciate the guy who gave me a warning and not a ban really appreciate that because you could’ve banned me so thanks for not x
hi
haven't seen the webm's get posted in a while
>>225986986literally just informed prevent of your actions, expect a knock at the door
years ago bough a bunch of medicines when i thought i should stock up but i never used any of them and now they've all expiredwill chuck them and go and order a bunch more to replace them
The Coop delivery is here
>>225987024evil whore ok
hard day at work minimising youtube whenever the boss walked past, time for a nap x
>>225986999hiya pal
women just sit there and mime to themselves in silence jilting their body in front of a camera to make tik tok videos. schizophrenic behaviour
How the fuck are you supposed to get followers on Twitter I tweet everyday but have 4 and 3 are bots
>>225987042did you really need a delivery van for that. lazy twat
bigger muscular older bloke at the gym is clearly flirting with me and im so attention starved im reciprocating
>>225987042that will be £50 + 5 delivery fee + tipwhats the point
>>225987064pay elon musk
>>225987024its not even open
>>225987042a paltry showing
>>225986986i just realised that kettlebells are called that because they have a handle like kettles
I havent shat in 2 days, i'm starting to get worried
>>225987073They come on moped or electric bik
>>225986999
>>225987073its pissing down>>225987076meh whole thing cost 20 quid and im hungover as fuck
>>225987089whats the bell part about then
>>225987092sign of bowel cancer, go to a doctor they'll do a blood test
>>225987105pissing down is it20 quid is it hungover as fuck are you you fucking cunt
i usually shit about every 3 days and they are slimy brown pythons
>>225987024i will never have a wife:(
>>225987110
>hungover at 5pm on a tuesday and ordering more alcohol holy based
they added women to ice road truckers, immersion ruined, woke slop
>>225987137what's the hidden one in the bottom right
>>225987138Old school kettles do
>>225987105wear a jacket you thick poohead
the toil freaks do be thinking about day 3 loool scream
>>225987140never say that, don't you ever say that
the childhood friend never wins the love fight
>>225987137the nationalist realises he was evil and repents everything in the end?
>>225987092eat 100g of oats every morning. Soon as you wake up you'll do a big shit
this shall be the before image in a dramatic transformationmark my words
>>225987162ok post deleted because im humiliated
In the fifth episode of Sister Breeder, sheltered honor student Kaede seeks unconventional lessons from the boy known for his eccentric reputation. Introduced to imaginative concepts far beyond her sheltered world, she eagerly absorbs every detail and returns for increasingly bold explorations. Their private sessions quickly shift from tentative practice into a deepening cycle of discovery and craving.
>>225987181weird your arms actually look quite good but rest of you is absolute messthose moobs lmao
>>225987167just did
>>225987181no work is needed on this unless you are trying to pull men then a lot of work is needed on this
more of a /birt/ man myself
i saw the brother's ps5 `nigga`he steals consoles like 2x a year
>>225987155I remember the one woman on it being cute
>>225987181thats a lot of clay to mold you cant go wrong
>>225987207im a bricklayer and i drink beer
>>225987181you'll do something
>>225987227is it mine? course it minewhich it is anyway
how over is it for someone in their final year of uni who has no mates?is it still possible to make life long friends after you graduate?
>>225987181i have a pic from 2 years ago like this that was meant to be the start of my transformation but im even fatter now
is this biryani general
you lot seen the John Lewis Christmas ad? Oh dear
https://voca.ro/1eor592VNJ6H
>>225987265complete gta 6 then take it cex for cash injection x
>>225987291DEH
>>225987273Not really, people stop caring about obtaining and maintaining male friendship after 25.
>>225987286no i use brave browser
>>225987286right then that's a man of african origin with all his little kids
>>225987307based alert!!
>>225987301do they just spend time with their gf then?I've never been clubbing for example and thought maybe I'll make some friends and we can do this together
https://voca.ro/17aQLgUFoZOU
right then that’s gore of my comfort character
>>225987273one man made a bunch of friends after he turned 30 and for that reason I know he was truly the Lord Jesus Christ
>>225987286going to assume it's a mixed race couple
forgot the real meaning of Christmas
oh my god no way
>>225987334>>225987291
>>225987042>Coop deliverya poultry showing
>>225987295could given it bookies all my life xi suffer low confidence x
How do you go through all of uni with no friends
>>225987333Yeah they just go out with their gf or they live alone in an incel flat (me)
>>225987367he;s poor you dick
>>225987370He's been unbanned from bookies de lats x
>>225987367how
>>225987346Well that was a given. The Plot:- Entitled mixed children ignore their white Grandmother, won't even hug her- She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her- She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys- The kids now love her
Have to go a bloody fireworks event on the weekend and just KNOW there's gonna be hordes of wogs and their little woglets running around
>>225987380stare at this instead
>>225987380zoomers are mentally ill and lack confidence, charisma and raconteurship to make friends in person.
for christs sake get this to 300 and make a fucking real new
>>225987380i was too normie to make autist mates and too autist to make normie mates so just became an internet addicted alcoholic gooner
>>225987383what kind of life is that though?what about friendship?
>>225987380Go to my lectures then go straight back to my room. Had an air fryer, kettle, mini fridge in there and obviously en suite so I basically never left
>>225987399https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1xlvc2i/am_i_am_being_unreasonable/seems accurate
did the company make the woke advertisement to generated online discussion and increase visibility for the christmas season woah its like im transported back to 2021
Piehead you will never win.
>did the stopped reading
>>225987380I don't like anyone on my course
>>225987275its not always easy. I made plans just before the summer to lose weight but things fucked it up
>>225987408i live in a small village and for some reason they’re charging like £20 for a ticket to the fireworks show, ill just watch it from the pub next door
>>225987334scr
Do you guys see yourselves getting married one day and having a big wedding and all your friends and family attending it
that canadian doesnt sound very canadian
>>225987443ktim
>>225987442Friendship is something that people value less as they get older because their circumstances change. People only care about friends in school and college because its part of the social ecosystem and you're still developing and you need a sense of belonging with other people. It doesn't last forever though, eventually you'll just care about making money and lose your soul. Happens to us all. Well, unless you want to be one of those weirdos with the tattoos on their face in his 50s still going to metal concerts smoking weed with 21 year olds
In Japan when you are ready to order food at a restaurant or cafe you put up your hand and call a waitress over to come take your order but doing the same would be considered incredibly rude over here
>>225987507it's not me
>>225987503see myself topping myself in my mid 30s then my parents going through the embarrassment of seeing the state of my flat and finding my arse wanking equipment
>>225987503no hahahaim a fucking joke and my life is a complete failure hahahahhaha
dtfic stand up and take a bow we really appreciate your contributions to /brit/
>>225987503Never. Even if somehow I ever manage to get a gf I’d refuse to get married couldn’t think of anything worse than being the centre of attention like that for a whole day and having to mingle and do speeches fuck that
>>225987531i thought it was maxxing
>>225987503yes definitely
>>225987503I don't have any friends but if she wanted something like that yeah I guess I would put up with it for her sake.I would marry my oneitis but we are both very quiet so it would be a small affair
>>225987531>car mogs you
>>225986771far more rather than any average driver's car tbqh
>Slavery reparations would be ‘a vast unjust fine on the British people’, says ex-Archbishop of CanterburyThe nonce speaks sense
where youre a hopeless incel you basically have 2 choices either suffer in silence and live a boring life in solitude and die or become a pisshead and have a great time being drunk but die at 30 but its ok because your life would have been a fucking boring slog anyway
>>225987526>>225987530>>225987542>>225987557ktim to all of these oki am /brit/ i embody /brit/
>>225987503i can’t see a possible series of events where this happens unless im kidnapped and sold to a gay man as a mail order bride
I'm 34 and at no point in my life has getting married or "settling down" ever appealed to me, it always sounded like a codeword for "stop having an entertaining or thrilling life with love and friends and sit on the couch with your increasingly fat gf with kids that aren't even yours and waste away" err no thanks mate im smoking weed sorry! LOL!
never had a gfnever had sexnever held handsnever kissednever had a female frienddont know a single woman im not related tonever had a jobno degreesno accomplishmentsno friendsim 34
dude
>>225987608it's not too late
>>225987608ktim but 22
Youtube knows me
it’s not hard to get a job
>>225987608scrème brûlée
>>225987625it's over
>>225987644is a bit hard though
I wasted so much. I missed so many opportunities.
>>225987608niggas will be like this and then not try heroin cause they have "too much to live for"
Tried tidying my bedroom but got overwhelmed and depressed
*with a big mouthful of spit*anyone want a palm reading?
A second BBC has just entered rorke's arse towers
>>225987662s
>>225987665oh grow the fuck up
https://www.tiktok.com/@trinitybrownie/video/7699908242742185238
>>225987686I'm 30 on the 24th of this month you clown
>>225987665Well you are a brown and oily short arse ogre with fat tradie fingers and a fridge body i'd be overwhelmed and depressed too
>>225987503nah never getting married
why does he post the tiktok links
fucking screaming
>>225987608ktim but the opposite of all those points
>>225987704lol
>>225987273mad how i had both a halls and course friend group at undergrad despite them both being the nerdy/socially active but kinda loser kindyet despite that i still left with 0 girls kissed0 relationships0 shags
>>225987708would be nice if 4chan embedded them
>>225987710because of all the humorous posts right
>>225987704None of that is true
thats probably the last time EW is going to post xerself
>>225987734no, im screaming from sheer existential dread and abject misery
im not brave enough to fall in love
I don't think you are screaming. I think you have the exact same empty, blank face that you've always had.
>>225986771>>225987567let me ask you this sir. would you rather get into a car driven by a bimbo of florida, or bimbo or florida whot has a license to fly a kite or a cessna 172? controlling an object in three dimensions is far beyond the mental capability of the average bimbo. the average person cannot muster the mental capacity to control an object in two dimensions
>>225987753oh right
>>225987736you are a disgusting obese and unloveable man in a dead end job, give up fatty nobody will care when you top yourself
self harm time already
im wanking away in here like a fucking retard
>>225987770Im not going to waste my time with some finngolian with a bizarre grasp of the English language that somehow insists on equating female pilots of private jets with average car drivers.
>>225987773I'm not disgusting nor obese. I have friends irl and am beloved on /Brit/ and IRL. ALDI is the best paying supermarket in the UK as well.
Merry Clitoris.
you can just go to a supermarket and get a job stacking shelves or something I think
>>225987805what if i dont want a job?
>>225987795the finn bodied youjust accept it
>>225987796You wear size 50 waist next jeans and you have tradie sausage fingers, you are grotesque and everybody talks about you when you leave the room and makes fun of you
>>225987503I hate being the centre of attention so if ever did decide to get married it would just be signing the book in the registry, no big shindig
>>225987795>that somehow insists on equating female pilots of private jets with average car driversbesides your other """insults""", this one doesn't even make any sense to begin with
https://www.tiktok.com/@juicydramatv/video/7701079062097251597
>>225987829I am a size 12-14 for jeans and my fingers are thin and delicate. You're the fat one Mousenonce we've all seen what you like like. You're 56" waist 11" leg in trouser size
>>225987814you don't have to have one but i think it's silly to lament having no gf or mates if you don't even work
just accidentally sat on 30 St Mary Axe EC3A 8EP
>oooo yeah insult me yeah /brit/ degrade me and my sissy tranny cock ooooo *grunts*
>>225987867he do be like that
>>225987860um
>>225987608
>>225987608sc
>>225987858you are demonstrably fatter than mousenonce
>>225987867was is the failed suicide attempt that made him like this
>>22598760843 mate join the cub
>>225987900Clearly not
>>225987867inadvertedly I managed to corner your miserable poltard ass
if anyone fancies a bumming I'll be in the toilets of the Nines Global in Cambridge in half an hour
>>225987910mousenonce is skinny, you arent
oh jesus i have a stye in my eye i burst it the other day and its back im going blind i cant see thats all i need im a fat retard alcoholic and now im half blind too
>>225987848You remind me of little beetlejuice :3
>>225987930please see a doctor
bacon and briy sandwich
debating whether I should shave all my pubes off before I next see the toilfu
>>225987921i got massive food poisoning from that place
sir andrew burnham
not a singular wave/particle of light visible and it's 17:55 it's over
tbf mousenonce is basically skeletal
https://www.tiktok.com/@tabletiers/video/7702807799239052576
overheard my mates gay brother in the bathroom talking on the phone and even though he was whispering i heard 'my hole belongs to you' and my willy twitched
>>225987940oh yeah well you a right big dumb how about that huh you like it
>>225987946what if she thinks you have penis cancer and it’s going through chemo
>>225987928No he is not LOL
>>225987946no point unless you tell her about it. Might be good getting her to think of your nob
>>225987948I swear someone says this any time I mention bumming/scrapping near a local restaurant
>>225987968son
>>225987981what just casually mention in conversation that I shaved my balls? Bit weird but ok
>>225987968get him shagged rotten
this.is.BRIY.we are the BRIY TEAM
>>225987968how did you manage to overhear that if he was whispering
>>225986454>>225986454no more /briy/
>>225988021Sc
depressing to think about how it unironically believed in itself with its talking points meant for eight-year-olds
>>225987334rooor
>>225987958Kys
