incorrect edish edish
can you post the one with two little guys doing the dance in sync
he peekin
toilers will be lost if there is no correctly named subjectwe must think of the toilers
>>225986470
>>225983506>>225983506>>225983506migrate, non-anime nonce edition
>>225986506not that one but I like this one too
dangerously based sadly
We're in here lads>>225983506>>225983506>>225983506
JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS ADVERT IS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdvIoLx_BQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdvIoLx_BQ [Embed]THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>225986536oh look all the young people are black
>>225986526:)
>>225986530now he's having a melty because nobody likes his SHITTY GIMMICK
stealing my brother's ps5 to play gta okhe's agreed to it ok
>>225986509>>225986530Um that’s /briy/ not /brit/
>>225986557um the husband is black too
poo
are we actually using /briy/ then
>>225983506>>225983506>>225983506we're in here
real civil engineer's videos are all shit
>>225986682yes
fed a large number of ducks, black headed gulls, and swans a lot of duck/swan food just now I've surely had an effect on the ecosystem, nobody else is chucking cups and cups and cups of their specifically designed food at them
>>225986536why is it always, ALWAYS a black man with a white womanwhycouldn't it be an Indian woman with a white man? An Asian man with a Hispanic woman? Why is it black man x white woman every single time without fail
hello
right well
>>225986526FUS...
>>225986716um no this is the thread
rorke ENRAGED
>>225986939>why arent all the chess pieces mulatto!!!! this is how crazy you sound
>>225987508
I can't refresh my index
Shan't be long before David Walliams is publicly outed for the odious little toad that he is. Apparently he needs the injunction or he'll commit suicide so it's gonna be interesting to see if he follows through on that threat
i cant breed
>>225987933hasn't he already very publicly been accused of loads of shit
>A celebrity who asked the High Court to permanently prevent two news organisations from publishing his identity and allegations of sexual misconduct has lost his case, with the court saying the man's claim for an injunction was denied.who is it?
>>225987953Well it's all speculation at the moment and everyone is 99% sure it's him but once the injunction is lifted everyone will know for sure and every news outlet will cover it
I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell.
Today i'm feeling /mug/
>>225986528there's just nobody who believes he is a rapist
>>2259876554 of these apply to me, won't be disclosing which
>>225987655screaming this is me except the weed and anti depressants bit
>>225986509this has literally never worked not even once
my hole belongs to poo
>>225988029if i had to play competitive pokemon id just copy whoever won the last big tournaments team. why cant you do that
>>225988036wonder how she'll feel in 20 years time knowing she spent her youth posting pictures of herself covered in cum onto the internet for all to see
>>225988029DUEL ME AGAINI NEED A GIRLFRIEND
>>225988063it literally did work though, you fucking spastic
>>225988063You lost tranny
>>225988036see, now because of the new anti-porn laws I don’t know if this violates any of the banned categories.probably not but still need to make sure
https://www.tiktok.com/@ian.peein1/video/7686584405820771597
missed out on being a whore
got new mallard socks
>>225988079shell just make a sob story about how she was coerced and it will just be mens fault again
>>225988036why's her PC case so big
ok im feeling it
wonder if she got her nails done just for me
>>225988108mallard mong strikes again
>>225988108why are you hairless
we should fragment into separate generals for /eng/, /scot/, /cumrag/ and /boom/
>>225988090need a person at a desk you can turn to and ask for clarification like Dictionary Corner but for wank material
fourth night in a row doing my two pork chops and two potatoes.Ketchup, cinnamon, soy sauce, sesame oil, hot sauce on the chops. Cinnamon, soy sauce, sesame oil on the spuds.
>>225988068much more about strategy and reads than just copy pasting stuff it's like saying why dont you just copy the opening of a chess grandmaster bro
my hole belongs to you
>>225988147we should fragment your arse
>>225988126
>>225988107still time love
the rorkes are not happy
Watched STV They claimed that it was within "two years" that freezers in the UK might be under cyberattacksLmfao yes every other country is vulnerable but the UK can somehow defend these attacks for exactly two yearsFuck me this is programmed
>>225988146shaved but it grows back quick
>>225988150that's a lot of pork ladI just have a roster of 4-5 basic meals I circulate
>>225988169ok hi
>>225988191woke can't hack it in the free marketplace of ideas
>>225988191comments off is cowardice
>>225986163thank u for screamingnbdy ever scrms....
changed my mind now i dont believe any of it
omg jc a bomb
>>225988179
>>225988199what are they?
>>225988191>Comments are turned ofyeah i see why you jewish cunts
scran
i saw the pineapple chimp `nigga`
>>225988218me in holocaust class
Really gets the noggin' joggin'
I don't have a TV and I have adblock on my computer so I never ever see any adverts anywhere at all, I control my own destiny 100%
any Permabulk man in
>>225988233grenade apples with ice sc?it not right
ok i will try it
>>225988233happy choking in that dust
>/briy/ok what the FLIP was that about lads, some of you are off the rails but in a good way!
>>225988225chicken, gnocchi and spinach bakepasta puttanescachickpea curryoyakodon (basically rice, eggs and chicken)omelettes for days when I'm not that hungryoccasionally do a roast chicken if I can be arsed
if i was making a john lewis christmas ad i would put a gay "nigga" in it ok
>>225988280fishing for mousey with this post
>>225988278cut your nails you homosexual
>>225988278clean your nails
Thought up a way to prevent our fridges and freezers being hacked. Thinking of selling the idea
knew a gay bloke who said the musky stinky sweat on an arsecrack is great lube
drunk a pint of beer with my dadhe then claimed i was ridiculously drunk to my mum after i said he fell over taking the bin out (he had drunk 7 pints by then)
I feel like an old man being wrapped in a cover but I'm still not gonna switch the heating on
what we sayin?
>>225988299foreign muck
>>225988191i'm pickle gloriawubba lubba dub dub
>>225988314>>225988318dont worry about my nails
*screams at nothing in particular*
>>225988191lmao did they delete it? i cant find it
>>225988330dads are cunts aren't they? mine is anyway
>>225988361basedshould only turn the heating on when even a jumper and blanket aren't working
>>225988329
>>225988299>oyakodon
massa be sayin make the UK muslim! so I be doin it! I be good for massa!
>>225988394not a "cunt" but he is controllingi went to they gym and he freaked out trying to say i wasnt a man and should give up because of arnold schvarzinger
I'll suck your dick
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
chatGPT make me sound real disabuld so I can get to the UK ands out my shithole black country
>>225988430not even a weeb fyi I just think it's a simple, cheap and nutritious meal
Latest addition to the stockpile
the brit "nigga" be like clean yo finger nails
decent menu tonightmight watch bayern v atl madrid
>>225988487cut your nails you flaming homo
>>225988546dont worry about my nails
I am the homo
cant wait until we start mass killing liberals for how they behave, and they will be begging to not get killed. should think back to this thought when youre begging
I am the sun and the hair
MUG MUG MUG
>>225988464he probably thinks gyms are for poofs
So WW3 soon then
But worried that I’m going to play gta 6 too quickly
rorke's wife
rorke painting his willy black and wanking it off
someone beeped at me outside Old Trafford today so im hoping they lose
>>225988572horrible lighting for a horrible woman
>>225988578looks like a bogged version of lucy pinder
a-BOSH
>>225988604It’s a “based” tranny
>>225988570Tatu did it betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
>>225988564
elton joner and chips
>>225988578mad how peng he was for a brief time until he bogged himself
cue autist whinging about reddit
>>225988628only people that deserve less pay than w*men are the trannies
is it true that everyone benefits from a small amount of amphetamines are there any side effects that would affect daily life?
remember back in the early 2010s when you could have a LAUGH
only £300 on the premium bonds this monthmight spend it on gta 6
having the traditional post-vote fish lunch
>>225988655no only having more sex and being less of a VF, and this would disrupt the Rothchilds plans and cause overpopulation but with people that have IQ above 80
How can you tell if a kebab place is actually good or not? I don't trust Google reviews because I have no faith in the tastes of the general runt populace
>>225988615this was mine from a few weeks back
>>225988684did you vote for the orangeman
>>225988615lovely jubbly
>>225988689there is no such thing as a "good" kebab place, they're all various shades of "acceptable"
They did it.They announced it.
>>225988701It was jew vs paki this one so I just closed my eyes and let Freedom take the wheel.
>>225988689you shouldnt be eating halal shite at all really
>>225988646Cheers for this. why are people posting old reddit images then?
>>225988726no chance it'll be good, starfield was dreck
>>225988726spoilersit'll play like every game they've made since fallout 3
>>225988726this will be mental to play in 2029
>>225988749to get replies
>>225988753But it's not Starfieldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFu8t9735IY
>>225988689shit unless it’s in north london
the scrandemic
I have wasted my potential. I'm not the most charismatic person ever, but I can entertain people enough. There's no hope now.
>>225988749some people are very bored and are desperate for attention, possibly due to parental neglect in childhood
>>225988749there's at least one spacker that does it multiple times a day to farm (You)s and hates it when you call him out on it
>>225988757your life is abysmal
I have faith and hope
>>225988789if the reddit reposter is who i think it is then this is accurate as his father abandoned him
skyrim wasn't even that good an rpgpainfully average in fact
>>225988726They need to release Skyrim a few more times first
Listening to Deafheaven
>>225988764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkFdqqyI8y4ONLY TOOK 8 YEARS FROM THE ANNOUNCE TRAILER LETS GO
A rorke, blacked
you wouldnt believe the trip i just had
nah but this actually is my tea no joke not lying
>>225988851I have them all filtered so it makes no difference to me
he like it repost ok
dinner is served
>>225988813please tell me what was a good one
>>225988684it's here
don't understand how people can keep trusting todd
>>225988857looks like the gay pop singer elton john (known homosexual) farted out cum from his arsehole, the cum was there because hes gay and men fucked his arse until they came cum all up inside it
rate my kebabs lads
His life... was a gay porn
>>225988903what are those fried bollocks
>Men are driving a fall in appetite for full-time work, while job satisfaction has dropped to an all-time low, new research shows. >The percentage of working-age adults who want to work full-time dropped from 57% in 2015 to 47% in 2025, despite the proportion of people employed in such roles rising from 57% to 60% across the decade, an analysis of the British Social Attitudes (BSA) 2025 survey revealed.>Meanwhile, job satisfaction was found to be at a record low, with fewer than three quarters (74%) of people polled reporting being satisfied in their work, down from 81% in 2015.Why aren't you working Rorke?
YEW BROKE MY FACKING BOOMERANG!
OHHHHHHH I CANNOT WAIT TO FIND OUT WHO IT ISSSSSSS
>>225988932hushpuppies, they're just fried batter balls
just paid my £625 rent for a bedroom. Lodging in the south east is expensive
beaten... bruised... blacked
I am this anime character
>>225988949wavid dalliams
>>225988806so it's set 200 years after skyrimi'll be mildly interested to know what happened with the inevitable WW2 between the empire and the aldermibut probably won't play the game
>>225988949sir elton john
>>225988949that's me mate and I would appreciate if you be quiet about it
giving rorke’s plump white arse to cannibals in papua new guinea for 10 goats
>>225988952that cheap
>>225988806>>225988726Actually is Hammerfell ffsAt least the environment should be more interesting than Skyrim, but I find Redguard and Yokuda shit quite boring even without my racial bias
>>225988900new vegas
I have so much to say and so much to talk about eeeeeeeeee
>>225988992omdzzzz elder scrolls finna got blacked
>>225988996tranny
OHHHHHH LAWD!
posted something extremely gay in the family whatsapp group but I hope they just think I am joking
>>225988952i pay less for a 1 bed up nerrrf
made gumbo for the first time
>>225988900VtMBNew VegasThe WitcherDeus ExSystem Shock 2I know these are very blatant examples but they get into every top 10 list for a reason
Never played a Fallout game meDon't like violence you see
imagine if david walliams was a red herring and its actually some reddit-favourite like david attenborough
>>225989004so did your mom and sister when you was an infant
>>225989030>VtMBboring>New Vegasboring>The Witcherboring>Deus Exboring>System Shock 2boring
sun tine i get waveywavey like gravey
>>225988975my toilet bowl after a night of heavy drinking
>>225988992only hope is if they put high rock in the game as wellits shitthesda so unlikely to happen
>>225988982I live with a Ghana family of 5.
>>225988992can't wait for the heavy-handed themes of racism, colonialism and systemic oppression and the lectures from the learned characters on how redguards built the empire as a matter of fact but were erased from history
>>225989030the witcher is very overrated
>225989056pointless post
>>225989007so what?
game isnt even out yet and he is self harming about it
I pay 500 a month to share a room with an indian deliveroo driver and I share the house with 6 other Indians in Southall
>>225989052bizarre reply
free my nigga jeremy soulehe rape nun
>>225989089W3 is overrated but W1 is criminally underrated in my humble opinion
>>225989082the zesty mandem are coming for you rorke
>>225989106Just live at home
>>225989082they released gameplay from the new elder scrolls game already?
>>225989082rorke has met his match
>>225989056if you're gonna be a ragebaiting retard at least do it on twitter so you can get a few cents (pence)
if you would like to see the uncut and uncensored versions of my posts please head over to my patreon
right well economy looks good to me
>>225989060Could happen in a DLC I suppose, like Solstheim in SkyrimNot getting my hopes up after Starfield though, what a load of shit that was
mental that I'm actually going to have sex on fridaylike my penis will actually be entering a vagina insane
>>225989161not enough child prostitution for my liking
>>225989179you'll find a way to bugger it up
YELPINGhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2117213225364201833/photo/2
>>225989179why do you think that
>>225989171the forest hunter "nigga"
How old were you when you realised that most people are blatantly insecure, desperate to fit in, and trying to compensate for things which are often outwardly obvious?I have to admit, I was like 26 or 27. Until then I just assumed the problem was with me and not the runts I was surrounded by innit
>>225989171mental how indians and chinese are constantly doing thishow are english men meant to compete
>>225989196toilfu is basically gagging for it
>>225989179hs?
>>225989194imageboard not linkboard
>>225989214is that the one you were posting about earlierclearly it went well then
ah fuck youtube has just given me a banging mix turn it up lads
33 and not had sex not even close
>>225989214whats she saudu got the date lined up yours or hers?
redguards should be melted down to mend cobblestones
I got cucked on saturday night while on on the townMe and my mate staggering around town at 4:00am and a drunk girl throws herself into my friend's company and follows us homeThey shag next door and I had to listen to the whole thingMortifying.
>>225989082
>>225989226yh... surprisingly well in fact
>>225989179would have no idea where to aim my wilkins in that situation and would end up like will in the inbetweeners
>>225989255ts tuff ngl
AI black men hour is it
>>225989241should've joined in
>>225989230we're going to see the fireworks togetherI've gone so long without making a move out of nervousness that she's now outright demanding that I kiss her
we at /brit/ congratulate one of our own for being attractive to a woman
>>225989271nah its yank schizo election time
>>225989297nice one lad
>>225989241confirms my belief that having friends is a humiliation ritual
>>225989302thanks. t. Mousey
>>225989267I have no idea what I'm doing either lad I'm pretty much just winging it here and praying it doesn't go catastrophically wrong
>>225989286she actually did imply an orgy on the said walk. however i am deeply afraid of gay things and it could have rekt the friendship
i saw the akatosh "nigga" he comes out like 1x an era
>>225989267Remember that episode when Will bangs his babysitter? Catherine Steadman
mr beast give me a million dollars
>>225989256good show lad
for me, it's the .30-30
isn't repulsive to at least one female award
>>225989346it should be the one that killed the most redskin savages
>>225989352wish youd stop posting this shit gif
yo cody what's your state gun
>>225989346>Americans have ballots for gunscan't make it up
>>225989351couldn't be me
>>225989297u're the person from earlier? fireworks seems a bit silly unless it's near one of your houses will have to travel quite a bit back for the shagalso ii wouldn't put too much pressure on shagging there and then when u never even kissed
right thats the euromillions hotpicks dialled in
I'm provincial England overnight for work and oh my days it's grimIt's really really grim
>>225989376im gonna rape your face
my premium bonds are outperforming the S&P500 - by a lot
>>22598939853.876565, -1.576592
>>225989371wish youd stop posting entirely
his life was a gay pornSAD!
>>225989382it's maybe half an hour from the town we both live in? She's drivingYeah I'm not going to try and force anything but at the very least I'm going to finally kiss her, maybe as the fireworks go off for extra romance. I'm just expecting there to be a moment when she drops me off where she might be expecting me to invite her in I dunno
>>225989421blog on you boring bastard
>I've gone so long without making a move out of nervousness that she's now outright demanding that I kiss herstate of some of you cunts stop being so MEEK in life
>>225989352I watched a couple of episodes of this. She gets naked
>Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on HimScreeching
>>225989409yeah post your rapists coordinates thatll help you
>>225989428sorry I do know I've been blogposting far too much lately but this is arguably the single most important week of my life and I need to talk about it
>>225989352Sexy but also sterile
>>225989445his ancestral homeland
>>225989082Newest Avenger
>>225989445i believe he said this and will not look it up to confirm
>>225989482he really did say it
>>225989082My grandparents fought in WW2 for this...
need to fuck a teenager (legal age)
>>225989445bro has Liz Truss-level approval ratings, what's he waiting for
>>225989460>>225989460>>225989460
>>225986528This man doesn't need to rape anyone. Close these cases. If this loser >>225986526 hasn't even raped a women, there's no chance with Russel
>>225989393oh yeah that's the good stuffthe lets put an asylum seeker hotel here stuff
