Commander Jan "Rex" Cope edition
yank one will be deleted i reckon
hi
>>225992561There was a Don thread got deleted yesterday, so assuming we see even-handedness that one should.
eve in the stablesleftypol at the rally saying that fucking horses is rape
my life abysmal
>>225992492I post woke comments under videos to see how much I can push the limit until someone figures out i'm making them look bad.I'm bored at night
Bath times now team
>>225992541>eliot rodger here
Cut his head off with a bread sawWhen will shawty know that I ball
>>225992634just sleep nigga
contemplating a cup of tea and 1 choccy biccy
fit waitress in latest gary eats video did not want to be there
>>225992634normalfag babble to my incelesque ears i’m afriad
>>225992637make sure you give your willy a proper clean. get all the smeggy bits out
>>225992637-$0.45 from your bank account balance (to tell people youre taking a fucking bath)
>>225992658I sleep a good 6-7 hours a night>>225992671so what
$0.45 for someone to say "youve got a willy"master trole (and unironically a success post by their standards)
personally my 4chan posts don't cost me anything
i set out nowin a box upon the sea
mmhm belgcuck not allowed to post is he the persona is in its room smashing its own head in and cutting itself in the bathtub yeh?
is a part of you killing itself? mmhm
mousey melty
riker sitting down compilation
ai getting a bit too good
>>225992777waste of trips on namefag off troon. YWNBAW
>>225992777redundant
not sure why he keeps pretending when we can all tell
Hullanons... It's overRIP Spiders
thoughts?
me yootoob recs
and for tonight's seethewatch sir..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvvbq-H3TI
>>225992810hi bitchwanna some fuck bitch
>>225992790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRqFI0AsBA
how's the weather today
bit weird how the government has suggested stockpiling food just in case of cyber attacks and then just a week later there have been cyberattacks on the food industry. very curious
>>225992730sure just your time and higher cognitive faculties
hard image alert
>>225992637corr soapy aldi babe
>>225992816mine
>>225992825I would feel uncomfortable there and stressed
>>225992849but not my money which i value more
>>225992854love these degenerate retards
WOMEN TALKING ABOUT COLONOSCOPIES? THEY DONT EVEN HAVE BUTTS THOGUH!!!
>>225992846it was in response to the same thing happening in france a couple of weeks ago
>>225992813never wentwonder if it's a fraud thing, cash only is a bit shady
>>225992878they do actually. they use them to poo out of
>>225992846everything is a fucking psyop these days
>>225992868you'd make more money if you weren't such a mong
ive been getting multiple of zas (1 days food each) since that government warning and have gotten 3 pizzas today, but in the previous days ive been getting 2 pizzas which is technically 3 days food because I dont have to eat every day >>225992894show me
>>225992815Goychow
smell bloody awful after my nap
>>225992900i do just fine
>>225992901fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
>>225992887It was ridiculous mate, still £2.40 for a double and coke, or £5 for a bottle of wine or whatever.
The Harry Potter TV show will be the first test if late millennial and early zoomers are nostalgia driven cretins like boomers and Gen X
>>225992921shut up bitch
>>225992825rorke spotted on the left at 9:33
>>225992915cock pong lad!
>>225992927Nobody is allowed to like Harry Potter now because of the tranny mob
>£5 for a bottle of wineSHIT NEGRO IM INAYO YOU FINNA GO GET DRUNK?
>>225992925always heard a lot about itthe smellthe old bloke who wears thongs and stands in a corner named after him
>>225992917no you don'tbe quiet
laundering my illicitly owned cash
>>225992969he comes up from cornwallhe does this every dayeven on christmas
>>225992956nuh
rorke becoming an alcoholic after watching withnail and i
>>225992929fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
Wine is honestly very feminine.Here only old people and women drink that.
oh my god
>>225992982new new ecco is nothingishdoesn't bode well if that's the pre-release
started stockpiling when i heard about the 190 and Rorke fifa incident
Had the pleasure of meeting David Walliams at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
fucking detest the subservience of professional chefs and how they think they're clever for talking about the perfect 'cuisson' on a piece of meat. yes chef, no chef, three cuissons full chef. just cook the food you clowns.
>>225993009coorrrrrrr
>>225993002True reallyHard to buy a bottle of wine and not feel limp-wristed n such
>>225993002women can drink any wine they wantmen who drink white wine are gay men who drink rose are so gay they might actually be straight againmen who drink red wine are alcoholics
>>225992813Is it really closing?
Poo smells poster? Stopped posting because he got arrested for CSAM. Very common amongst transphobes
>>225993023roped himself is it?
>>225992927Harry potter fell off hard.All it took was a few mediocre spinoffs and the author going rogue on twitter.This show is their last desperate attempt at milking the franchise before it becomes fully irrelevant.
>>225993000who dat?
cock and balls. very common amongst men
>>225993060-$.90 from your bank account
>>225993055rosé is the nicest one though
>>225993060you're gonna have to start proving these claims of noncery that you throw around so easily
>>225993002I don't like the taste of it but í love cooking with it
Got an arse
find wine too bitter
>>225993009https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife/shock-legendary-hull-nightclub-spiders-11226314IT'S OGRE
>>225993012yeah ngl i got recommended it but I don't want to listenif it's anything like bladee's recent music it is SHIT
>>225993096add orange juice
>>225993084Fuck off Mousenonce you fat monstrous entity
>>225993110>>225993012https://youtu.be/U8pxJIYybko
>>225992969>>225992982>old bloke who wears thongswtfjust a thong and stands in the corner?
You're either team Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo or team CSAM.
Just got home.I talked earlier about how i havent shat in 2 days.I still havent but i can feel it coming, feel bad for me toilet.
taking a ride down the marmite motorway (i.e. fingering my own bumhole)
seaside csam
>>225993123havent heard this in a long time. bet it's shit if i listen to it now
>>225993123my brother used to listen to this song alot
>>225993123
>>225993123Hate this song because my ex loved it
back in my day we called it cp
>>225993138True. Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo won 4-0 earlier today btw
all my posts are bangers :)
>>225993093Hey, I tried the liver and onions recipe yesterday, it was good.
>>225993177>t. Richmond Walls
Rorke remembering the time he joined the football team at school and they all played a sick joke with him that for initiation he had to wank off the team captain and when he actually did it he got bullied so badly at school his parents actually moved him to a different one and his dad's demeanour towards him completely changed for good even to this day and the shame he senses from him genuinely makes him want to kill himself
>>225993059Yeah for real
>>225993164why are there wogs in the lowest tier jap league
my football team didn’t win so im going to kill myself
bunny partyBut with the yellow and pink one dancing with little bunnies
>>225993160lucky guy
ppl irl are taking watchdogs as reality nowguys stop hacking fridges fr
>>225993153yep i was right. it's shit
>>225993183no but me and me mate did suck each others willards one day and I think that was the day dadberg stopped loving me (rip my chance in life lol)
/mug/bros.....
jay jay j-j-jay
>>225993188JAPANESE NIGGAS
what's on your mind?
>>225993183rorkes PE teacher loved him because of his mum and all his aunts and he gave him some really tight loan PE shorts the day that the boys and the girls all played indoor activities together and put him with the fit stacy he liked
>>225993180Nice, glad you liked it. I had some lamb liver fromba place near me and it was so good, might ask them for the recipe.
>>225993208'cide tonight
Did you guys see that spanish football player that got fouled so hard his heart exploded or stopped breathing or something? Mad.
>>225993231i have an urge to play watch dogs legion
mugbros.....
>>225993188Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo are in the J2 league. It's equivalent to the UKs champions league and second overall in the pyramid
>>225993251ironic as sergio ramos was a truly heartless cunt
>UKs champions league
>>225993231GIANT JAPANESE TITTIES!!
>>225993260Poleaboo was slagging you off the other day on his podcast
>>225993254https://youtu.be/SlkDe6hM2xM
Oof... I'm getting sleepy... but I wanna keep playing...
>>225993300nearly killed a deer by blasting it at 90mph last weekprobably would have killed me too
>>225993300Corr imagine shooting this ting with a 30-30
Huh.
maam are you a prostitute
>>225993279for me it's Ayatsuki Nanao's burger nips
>>225993341hearing Bradders has move on to a new gameshow now where he makes people bet their own money
>>225993333mental how it would turn out if you threw one of them toddlers against the wall o algo
>>225993333
as our current pm is ab we need our next to be cddoes anyone know an ypoliticans first name c last name d who we can make pm
me when im incredibly problematic
collins dictionary word of the year is "mogging" very sad state of affairs
>>225993359>Million Pound Shot gave three contestants the opportunity to win up to £1 million but by gambling their own money.>One of the show's contestants, Reece, said he had been struggling financially and could only spend £1,700.>As the game progressed, he ended up gambling over three times that amount.>It was soon revealed that Million Pound Shot was not a real game show but rather a show about the dangers of gambling.So it just makes people look like mongs?
>>225993359>if you lost some money today, what will you do without it?>erm idk probably hang myself>OH WOW that's great, come on let's get you into that rope
because toddlers are heavy
>>225993369cameron diaz
>>225993369Cameron David
rorke: jesus christ jesus christ why is love so lonely why is love so lonely
>>225993388screme caramel
You know, all in all? Life is pretty good
>>225993387no its a show about the dangers of gambling
>>225993369Ceir Darmer
mental that Obama kicked all the Mexicans out and gave everyone free healthcare
>>225993369craig david
putting my willy in something warm (my pyjama bottoms)
>>225993440
>>225993439And Americans hated him for it
>>225993458yeah and it was all the poor people doing that
it be looming
If America and the entire Commonwealth went to war, who would win? Rhetorical question
wow Hollywood Undead in Glasgow in Feb 27th
?
>>225993478for ye and nay for me
lads kinda decided i want to lose my virginitydo you think it's a good idea to practice wanking with condoms to practice for the real event
>>225993492truee
>>225993482the south will rise again
>>225993492skull
>>225993497Seeing an escort?
>>225993492groks 1 min kill tony set
>>225993497Yes as they feel weird and shit, also to make sure they fit properly. It took me a while to find ones that fit well.
>>225993497Practice putting a carrot up your bum. Let's be realistic lad.
>>225993482Commonwealth. we'd spam Indians
>>225993527mmm. carrot
I am a briyposter
glod
>>225993517no just gona be more proactive about pursuing sex with women >>225993524ye that's my thinking i find them very icky but i've never bought any before
>>225993492would have been funnier with just the first sentence
>>225993492rorkes silence is deafening after this dropped
>>225992865bit nerdy
day 2 of trying to find a girlfriend, not successful, but +1 to saying "successful" count and that being near "girlfriend" so its all good and positive
>>225993532That's a good boy. Your bum is hungry for nutrients.
keep making a new xcom save after I make 1 bad decision
>>225993565
Have you lads listened to The Day Laughter Died?
united won ok
>>225993069Nell Tiger Free
>>225993565thats quite an ugly deer
remember when mousenonce used to write weird gay fanfiction about rate my takeaway and gary eats
>>225993590really pretty
mum made me buy condoms once when she was with me and i just grabbed a pack and didnt notice they were the XL ones and she looked at them and had to ask if they were definitely the right size. then i had to put them back and get normal sized ones
>>225993602no because thats didnt happen you stupid tranny
umfawns and umbunnies and umsquirrels and umseals and umkitties
any ruby feet pics going?
it pie day I’m in love
desu think ive out grown /brit/
give a man a fish...you'll feed him for a day. Give him 2 fish? You'll feed him for 2 days
bacon butty in the cards for later
>>225993613your mum a sex predator
had my laptop on all day
>>225993635sexo everything about this is sex
>>225993623literally no chance you stop posting here though
>>225993537I've never cum from sex because I can feel fuck all with a johnny on, I haven't sex that much mind you and broke up with my gf before I got properly used to them.
>>225993624Sell a man a fish, you've got a customer for life, so double the price for fish tomorrow
>>225993642ktim every day literally every day
umponies and umsexual predators and ummums and umbutties and umfish and umpie and umfeet
>>225993650why
drunk as fake practicing conversions in my head before my work coach phone intereview in the morning
>>225993579arda guler lookin nigga
I've just been cock-mogged.......by a WOMAN!
The Motorad fleet stops at the Marilyn so the Adrestia can be repaired. Hoping to attack BESPA while they are vulnerable, the League Militaire launches an attack against the enemy fleet, but BESPA manages a stout defense with the mobile armor Doggorla. Despite their inexperience as mobile suit pilots, Odelo and Tomache are sent out to fight.
>>225993642you can see this in task manager under this tab
>>225993635everything been downhill for the internet since caramelldansen
umcum and umlaptop and umcock and umworkcoach and um arda guler
getting circular in the sauna again
>>225993654yeah thats why i think need to practice innit
>>225993579UM
>>225993689um so weiter
mum couldnt get emotionally invested in the planet of the apes reboot trilogy because "they're just monkeys" fucking bitch
lads next time i'm in sainsburies doing my food shop i'm gona buy a pack of condoms lol first time in my life and i'm 35 years old
over half the thread filtered whats the point
>>225993741She's not wrong, also aren't there 5 of them so it's not a trilogy?
need to order condoms online as I can never find the latex-free ones in shops
>>225993742You don't buy condoms, you go to the GP office at universities and pick them up for free from the reception
>>225993742youll do nothing
>>225993744touch grass
>>225993744none of my posts i hope :/
>>225993769i'm 35 i'm not a student
completely arsed everything up
>>225993613>>225993637
>>225993769those ones actually kind of suck tho
>>225993808again?
>>225993804Mature students exist. You just walk in, get them and walk out, nobody bats an eye as long as you don't stick around to try and get your leg over on first years
Doctor has recommended I reduce starch and increase fibre in my diet but I have no idea where to start. I'm also on the waiting list for an endoscopy. Really not a fan of this being unhealthy stuff
>>225993811sexnuke
Being a tranny is actually fucking grim I hate it
>>225993804have children
>>225993840you chose this or something
>>225993833>but I have no idea where to startI'd recommend replacing your starchy foods with non-starchy and fibrous ones, as a starting point
>>225993773Not a funny post, why bother making it
you're a tranny are youa tranny yeahhad no idea because you never talk about it!
they never gave out condoms big enough desu
theres something fucking wrong with me i cant concentrate on what people are saying. i just zone out until its time to laugh or respond with something generic after remembering zero details from what theyve said its like acute alzheimers or something
>>225993833start by reducing starch and increasing fibre
Israeli Goa Trance music
>>225993865They stretch bro
>>225993840
>>225993829ok so where do i go in london to get free condoms>>225993847would be a bit weird if i got a girl pregnant first time i ever had sex lol
we love are gock here
>>225993814make overnight oats so you can tuck in to every morning. that alone will make your poos solid all week. cause it just sits in the fridge its easier than cooking them and you drench it in fruit and honey and maybe put peanut butter in there
>>225993868It's called being a dickhead
>>225993852>>225993874Yeah but i dont know whats a starch and whats a fibre
>>225993880not enough "bro"
>>225993886>ok so where do i go in london to get free condomsAny of the millions of gay bars
>>225993896Put a list of all the stuff you eat into the AI programme of your choice and ask it to tell you
>>225993894haha really yeah thats sick mate
>>225993902wow thats good
Tamara wasn't even that fit tbf
>>225993902i think heaven gave them out once but i'm not going therealso i'm not going to a gay club just to get some comdoms would be cheaper and easier just to buy them cosnidering have to take teh tube etc
>>225993911Biscuits.SandwichesPizzaSausage rollsToo retarded to do much else
>>225993906yank shite
needlessly aggressive reply to feign confidence
>>225993924pathetic manchild runt. you deserve your poor health
>>225993942giving rorke a kiss goodnightx
>>225992541Is he asking his fans to calm down?
>>225993700we all do, Hitlerwe all do...
Once wanked to my exes bitmoji
right I'm off to dream about the toilfu, night lads
>>225993700as long as there are disillusioned people, there will be new hitlersmost of them aren't as successful as their namesakesome of them aren't even humanand their exact goals are irrelevantbut they are a necessity
https://youtu.be/-a3SIjNKHHg
Britain roars for National Socialism
need my hair cut but too anxiouos
spread sherbet round the incel flat before people come over so they think i take drugs and have a life
Hitler was lowkey based imo
>>225993689umroach
anxious deer
I hate the antichrist
>>225994014fact
>>225993995dont get the noise stuff desu baka
>>225994005when'd you last gobeen a year moi
britain roars out for nguemaian afro-fascism
argentina must have been filtered by everybody so now he's moved to finland. Still a boring bastard
>>225994010
>>225994005To cut it yourself even?
>>225994031its good with headphones on
pardoin moi
>>225994035already got it filtered apparently
>>225994038european colonial empires were done well before the Nazis even came to power
>>225994038The jews won the war long-term not a very high cost really
>>225994007I fling cum everywhere so they assume I'm a top shagger
>>225994038>do the holocaust and thereby give jews the greatest excuse for everything all the time
yeah I bet the Jews were even getting holocausted o algo even when we wuz homo erectus o algo
>>225994043I am wearingdo you like The Gerogerigegege
get it made
>>225994091>>225994091>>225994091
>>225994035Dude i was taking a shit and just came back, what happened
we are at the point that nazis are repeating justin trudeau memes unironically
>>225994087why are you saying o algo are you spanish
>>225993949I used to eat better... stuff happened... hard stuff..
