William Petty, 2nd Earl of Shelburne edition
>>225994091would batter this freak
this is the thread
what else you wearing xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
late night trip to popeyes on the cards
"They say that indifference is worse than hate. If she hates me she basically loves me" - Saint Master
age gap hysteria is driven by lonely zoomer men seething that the millennial is eating to their market share
might move to pais vasco
>>225994138millennials try not to think about zoomers challenge: impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09glmnLsnKU>>225994138its more ugly lefty slag feminists
>>225994138
>>225994147beautiful place
>>225994151You can't even tie your shoelaces young man thats the impossible challenge for you
>>225994138zoomer men aren't men, they're manbabies still living with mummy that spend all their time watching tiktok and gooning
>>225994138they really are seething any time they cry about age gaps (if legal age already) groomer shit is too complicated so im glad it doesnt progress to that. should be allowed legal age girlfriends though
white and middle class listening to chief keef
>>225994159lzoomer whipping out his screaming wojack cartoons from 2019 again. When are you going to grow up?
da jooz dont want millenials and zoomers to link up fr desu senpai ong
>>225994091They should have a tea named after him
>>225994211you've been on this thread all day are you alright
when are you lads getting a facial harmonisation?
basedso fucking zased
>>225994211>>225994222I was going to ask the same thing mate you've been sat there in your wheelchair all day talking to nobody
ohhhh fuckkkkkkkkk I neeeeed to fuck zoomers *pants*
I am fucking TIRED
just squirted out a poo to be honest
>>225994224i look like the left but a bit worse fuck me
>on this threadfuck you bloody bitch
mog or be mogged
I need to fuck mayano top gun if she real
>>225994250do you have a job
i dont understand what makes someone a pedophile if they fall for a decoy. you've literally just been aroused by an of age adult. it doesnt matter what age they say they are. they're still an adult and you've been aroused by them. someone who is aroused by adults is by definition not a pedophile
ah yes its only the pajeets that would question my sad and pathetic life
>>225994224he is still sad
>>225994266yeah if its in real life and they say "im 18 teehee" like bitch why the fuck would you be here if not
all of your posts so far have been inanedo betterin the case of mousenonce, stop posting
>>225994243y’all at walmart?
get in i said get in
>>225994282ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6tEA2tfzO4
mental how its ok to have gay sex with 17 year olds in the UK but theyre female and suddenly its not ok
im sure we're all in agreement that these lolipops that are just dust are the worst sweets
>>225994258he looks fuckin weird, like a slightly cartoonish version of a normal person
>>225994307i loved them when i was a kid
do you work sir
ok i go ni ni
>>225994307no i thought they were alright especially if they fizzed ok
>>225994296never used one of these because i have no shortage of money
>>225994300
>>225994330not worked since 2022
Mental how little bang for your buck you get in this country. mate of mine pays £2100 a month in rent in LIVERPOOL and it’s literally some shit little flat with a view of some old buildings. I pay £650 for my 1 bed flat so I would’ve expected a penthouse for that much.
>>225994332gn you sexy beast
>>225994224looks like he can suck a dick if you know what i mean
briy legends remember when we were briy
>>225994347how are you paying 650
have weird phases where im infatuated with my girlfriend and will love her intensely for like 2-3 weeks then ill go a month where i literally feel nothing at all towards her
if i moved out should i get a flatmate
1984 WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A MANUAL
>>225994401ok narcissist manipulator anon we get it
>>225994401are you on ssris?
>>225994405dno my first house mate was a south african bird who was pretty cool, then i moved to a place with a gay kiwi bloke and it was less enjoyable
>>225994392Live in the middle of nowhere somewhere with no jobs around
blud has a gf :skull:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdcZqG02Ls
>>225994434am crine
>>225994434friendly reminder that you dont matter
two pairs of jeans jeremy
>>225994449do you have a job
>>225994307gp
As an autistic person when I first learned about the concept of networking l thought it was highly manipulative and lacking any integrity because what do you mean I'm expected to know people in order to get a job instead of relying on my experience and work ethic?
>>225994468no
>>225994480long
gay kiwi blokes be like ooh shig moy aass
>>225994475this post is fatebaiting truths to come out but I shant
>>225994419no
>>225994483long what
blair wasnt that bad was he
ayo someone get this guy a Newport
>>225994513just long mate
genie lamp rubbed it 3 wishes wankmeoff
> Roger Friedman (who previously broke news of Daniel Craig’s casting), is reporting that Callum Turner is the new James Bond.Idris… please… we need you, don’t let this happen
Tonibler is in this very thread
>>225994513im using mle slang like a hip and cool dude
tom petty and the arsebreakers
>>225994522awooga
gordon ramsey now thats a chef
our tism will block out the sun
>>225994539...hi
>>225994532wonder who dua lipa had to suck off to get him that
>>225994532he shags dua lipa ok
>>225994116You'd do nothing
>>225994555Jews probably
>>225994519>>225994527>>225994538>>225994547>>225994550literally whats the point in any of these posts? who actually wants to read this, not interesting and not funny
>>225994116me looking at a medium sized cod
>>225994547
>>225994573found them all interesting/funny so do one
>>225994532dua lipa sucks him off every morning
mayano top cunny
>>225994573all me
Playing my very small violin
>>225994532James acaster as bond, richard ayoade as Q, jo brand as M rosie jones as the bond girl 'palsy galore'
>quebecker will kill james bond once and for allpottery
my bollocks trapped in a tightening vice that can only be slowed down by rosie jones completing full sentences
>dredd as james bond shagging loads of fit white girlskino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMO0EOo8Rc
Bond movies are mostly shite
realized yesterday that the picture of that fit angel guy I was calling the Canadian was literally the devil, soooo oops
>>225994618kill yourself
>>225994630trvke, but i quite like casino royale
gonna take some opioids and then maybe go out and go clothes shopping
>>225994618kill yourself subhuman freak
>>225994616sc
Report the parasite
oh well a stranger just told me to killmyself on the internet I guess I have to now
>>225994644cor love a new change of clothes
>>225994618you're not black
bames bond
>>225994668kill yourself
never kill yourself
remember playing habbo hotel when i was like 8 and i was role playing as a baby in an adoption, not sure what that was all about but now that i think back theres no way that wasnt some nonce related fetish
Fray Bentos
He's here.
>>225994668two strangers
Gordon Ramsay sounds like the name of an illegitimate child a pharaoh had with an english woman
>>225994690I did this on Runescape family RP and got kicked out of the family
>>225994690you were larping as a baby, i was in the Habbo clubs touching (.)(.)
gumbercules? I love that guy!
starships is a fucking banger
>>225994690mad how we all thought we were playing habbo with other teenagers the same age as us but in reality it was probably fat 30 year old pedos
i love you guys you are my only friends
when my older brother moved to London for a job he actually paid real money for something called “etiquette lessons” never been able to look at the gimp without laughing ever since he told me
was more of a neopets man myself
man complaining and coping about barely legal pussy and fucking a hag is like a past-it old barren bitch that cant have kids seething about reproduction
umberto paricci
girls and women used to be really nice to me when i was a kid but when i was around 13 they started acting like bitches when they realised there was a possibility i might want to fuck them now
the truth is my back really hurts
>>225994754not a guy and not your friend x
>>225994818hi
>>225994808took Todd 8 years to think of a title and he settled on Sentinel
>>2259948088 years for a fucking word
too younglegal age only
>>225994826jinx
ello old chaps
Reading your witty posts to my mates down the pub and they're buying me pint after pint due to their laughter.
>>225994802alberto balsam
sentinel that freak flying
sucking on a sapphwoaro
>>225994852be careful, they might ask you to to introduce them to Rorke
>>225994818why arent we friends
if the Canadian girl was 16 (not old enough to be on this website btw) I would fuck them and in both countries it would be legal and its besides the point but id be a good boyfriend
60 fucking years old looking like this is unreal fucking milfage
Here I lay me down to sleep.To thee, O Lord, I give my Soul to keep,Wake I ever, Or, Wake I never;To thee O Lord, I give my Soul to keep for ever.
>>225994886shout out to her plastic surgeon
>>225994888destroyed that runt
>>225994886if she was infront of me id say "true" but you should trust bitches less somewhat
yeyah I love all bitches
Darth Plagueis initiated a young Palpatine into the dark side by manipulating him into murdering his parents.
I buy fake designer from China so what
>>225994905nah u can tell shes 60 just a fit 60 corrrrrrr
>>225994754ok love you too x
>>225994935no you cant you stewpid fucking idiot
poo
>>225994949get it flushed
>>225994945yh u can
>>225994886>>225994935the power of foreskin cream is real
>>225994808crazy how people still fall for todd's lies
>>225994954no it can stay there
>>22599495560 years old 10 years ago was 5 years past the retirement age for women
thats gonna be a yikes from me dawg
See that mountain? You can climb it.
started saying yahud instead of achu when i sneeze and now its been over a year and i cant stop doing it
After Darth Plagueis covered up Palpatine's crime for him, he revealed his Sith identity to him and, after some initial trepidation, the young Naboo aristocrat swore allegiance to the Dark Lord of the Sith.
>>225994964smelly poo poo ok
>>225994972young pussy...
>>225994986yes ok x
ON YOUNG PUSSY AND THE SOCIAL CONTRACT (youre welcome)
women dont cum from sex
>I just saw kerry katona's bumhole and don't think my mind will ever rid itself of the image
>>225995006yeah women are fucking insane and stupid as well. at least when trannies take HRT oestrogen they get up on a comedy stage and do the same shit as women
why does Matthew Maher sound like a baby
>>225995006well they do
im wasting my best years
>>225995023be quiet
feeling overly anxious
>>225995030thinking about cum countdowns now and how women would just need to break em for that second-wind use of the dick and do whatever the fuck if you get my meaning
you shut your mouthhow dare you seei go about things the wrong waghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
havent ate properly in 6 days, been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of themhave no money until monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out
used to be i could wake up fine after a bottle of winenow im tanking water to stave off the inevitable greebles in the morning
desperately need a they/them gf who dresses like an absolute dickhead and argues with me constantly
if you go to Japan and be a male prostitute with your BWC to fuck em you dont even have to cum, they just have to cum then theyre done
>>22599502920s are you?
who's the actress that player lucia
does /brit/ like China or not. It fucking loves the flatfaced Japs but not a squeak about the Chinamen!
Darth Plagueis marvelled at the level of rage and hatred in the young Palpatine like a ravenous beast waiting to be unleashed and Plagueis found that he would make an excellent Sith apprentice indeed.
Japanese people be like yeaaah just like that, sound like youre crying
>>225995102i think they sound like a rabbit being ripped apart by a dog, actuallystill pull my todger to them, though
I go to Chinese takeawayI say I have number 69 please. A meal for two with a terrible view
Japanese people be like>16-17? Old, washed up hag
>>225995084I like Chinese cooking videos
I go to Hong Kong. Far from Dent's jurisdiction.
>>22599507646
>>225995107right youve never heard a rabbit dying city boy >>225995109PARKLIFE
reading tes6 threads on /v/ and seeing lots of changes
>>225995123im 43 mate our best years are gone
>>225995129genuinely just fuck off nobody cares about your off topic diary posting kys
thinking about when cheeky Del went down the Ruby and ordered a curry and was asked what rice he wanted and he says 'Uncle Ben's' what a wally!
police hroses are too overpowering... imagine them towering over you... huffing... puffing... hard erect cock swinging *pant pant* and it demands you service it... they dont have any concept of mercy... oh, oh my...
still haven't put the heating on yet
mousenonce go live retard
h-hello mr police horse... I jerk off to cartoons... of horse.s.. fyuuuh... their erections so powerful I bet
>>225995150would you shut up
>>225995150wtf are you talking about
>>225995158
we are the brit team
>>225995170same here king
>>225995126i'll know what you sound like dying if you don't shut the fuck up, sunshine
youre going to put that... in my mouth? ...its too big, it wont fit... I cant fit my mouth around the tip but I want you...
>>225995152corrr luv a ruby after a day down alfie flowers
I need Emma Watson to sit on and shit on my face.
mental how in anime world, there are women specifically built for horse cock, to service them, and be able to take it without dying. wow could you imagine
RING MY DINGAND SUCK MY DONG
Bit cold out tonight, isn't it?Quite warm in my house though
Darth Plagueis's training regiment for Palpatine was harsh and ruthless. His very first lesson was about teaching him the meaning of suffering. He made Palpatine stand in the sub-zero temperature blizzard of Illum without so much as a jacket or shoes for warmth. He made him stand there for many hours.
>mousenonce>spainmong>dtfic>emmayankspastic power rangers assemble
>>225995214
everybody has AIDS
>>225995224what about me?
forget lowering the age of consent, just de-stigmatize fucking legal age girls and repeal the 19th as well, fucking 'have your cake and eat it too' foids
>>225995224i’m the red one ok
the age of consent as a social thing is a social contract
thinking about bums
https://vocaroo.com/118TXrps4ZzW
cs2 inventory was worth 11k usd less than 2 years ago and now its under 5k
the fucking government is going to take your rights as two consenting adults soon and encroach even if there is a contract, sexy contract law and sex
>>225995278should have invested it in sealed pokemon products
shut up nigga
>>225994740STARSHIPSWERE MEANT TO FLY
why cant I jerk off to feet porn? hmmmmmmmmmmmm>>225995290>should of known the future
I know you're not talking to me "nigga"
sam altman wants your ram
another great day in my great life well lived
hello? police? theyre party rocking again
sometimes think of a post then scream to myself then don't bother posting it because my entertainment is all that matters
might die
>>225995314he's a gayer so he loves ramming
After many years of training and experience, Darth Plagueis allowed Palpatine a certain degree of autonomy in his missions, trusting him to accomplish the missions as he saw fit.However one time when Palpatine started getting too uppity, Plagueis Force choked him as a reminder of who the Master is.
>>225995320*rapes you*>>225995329you literally only made this post because I thought about playing "black betty" ok
shots?
>>225995319
>>225995320selfish bitch
>>225995080manni l perez
>>225995339>>225995340party rockers in the house!!!
>>225995339blud looks exactly like Justin Timberlake
>>225995333did they have gay sex afterwards
last time i visited /brit/ some freak was posting webms of horse dicks just nonstop and it was disgusting and no one did anything about it
>>225995366yes that's mousey and sometimes he does that
>>225995362you only posted this literally because I listened to Pokemon Black N battle theme (literally gay porn)
only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is I'm outside.
>>225995366you get used to him
got them mf teeth brushed and that mf face washedim a real hard bedtime ` nigga ` right now
>>225995381
>>225995381and with no bitchesno risk without reward. BY ANY MEANS
They used Mercy revive on him ok
>Celebrity who threatened to kill himself if sex abuse allegations were made public LOSES High Court bid to gag the media R.I.P. David Walliams ok
>>225995384england but with soul
17 year old bitches
>>225995400whys he so bothered everyone knew he had rapey vibes and most tv personalities are degenerate freaks regardless
>>225995429not him but well, Epsteinians were raping kids on an island so it must suck
>>225979539why-dont-you-have-a-girlfriend-in-your-country
>>225995366>colonizing violence professionals (preferrably high-ranking because we can't identify with the plebs in any shape or form) before their victims
they just dont make defenders like puyol anymore
>>225995399sc
>>225995366Ulstermen are the only based people in Britain
>>225995476uhh hello
I am hoping to win in the united states elections tonightI will bring the british empire back
>>225995475the brownest of replies
>>225995497I think there’s like one monarchist in the Virginia state house elections or something
>>225995499greekmong is basically only known for being a greasy brown mong
Today there were elections in america right? What happened with that
>>225995484they’re the ultimate goyim. weaponised stupidity
>>225995472
good when the r9k nonces and the wagie are gone so you can talk about legal age pussy without them clutching pearls and having an excuse as a personality
>>225995497>>225995505>>225995518MAGPIE PARTY SWEEP!
>>225995516They voting places are still open for like an hour in my time zone
goodnight /brit/ goodnight my hemorrhoids
>>225995497SHUT UP YOU BORING GAYLORD!!
>>225995544>22 99 55 44>>225995536is you voting for another stimulus
>>225995544dont call me hemorrhoid
Im
>>225995553>22 5 99 555 3
Mousey learning numerology
>>225995523Get the fuckHow do I have such an ogre for a gf?? HOW???
>>225995499The brightest right-wing argument
>>225995582Numbers are lovely ok ..
goodnight ok
oh he sleepin
>>225995631Ok about it
>>225995613I imagine him fucking her making brazilian porn sounds like he'll be "Ay que liiinda, muy gustosa, ay, caralho, EEESU, EEESU, EEESU
I think it's time you all went to sleep now. Have a great sleep, and I'll see you all in the morning.Thank you.
>>225995653OOHHWAAAAOOOOO SOPA MOCHAOOOO KO BRAOOOO ZAAALLAAAAOOOO WHHHHOOOAAAAAAAAAthirdie fuck sounds might be the worst thing ever, actually.
wonder what /brit/ is like at 4am
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