Prev >>225995637Newfoundland edition
Mommy made me some brown sugar cinnamon puff pastries for my gaming sesh tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9STycYUCfs
>>225996944real prev >>225996928
alright, fine, i'll put my pronouns back in my email signature.
Imagine what we could do with 5k
Janny has been real lenient this evening
>>225998025AHHHH PEPE WATCH OUT
>>225998025i heard he lost big on kalshi, he went all in on vivek
>OF whore messages me on Snapchat>block & report for sexual services/prostitution>her account gets removedSo satisfying.
>>225998025nobody's really slapfighting so it's whatever
>>225998033Kek, total jeetjanny death
>>225998028hehehe>>225998025nah she's just waiting for a shitload of "off topic" or "pooooolitics" posts to pile up, then she'll submit her lengthy ban request. dozens will wake up banned tomorrow morning.
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>>225998041During the last cycle, you'd be banned just for typing their names
jeb bush's first name was short for 'jebus'
>>225998038I used to like doing this on Instagram, but then zuck just went from zero tolerance to openly allowing porn so it stopped working
>>225997203Relapse is one of Eminems most underestimated albums.
>stop drinking soda and drink only water for only 3 days>face already looks skinnier it's really that simple huh
I just came in my jorts
House has been called for the democrats
>>225998081whose house? i never got a ring. not even a voicemail!
>>225998086He meant Dr. House but House probably doesn't vote though
Might turn woke now
I have to ride this plane back to Canada and Im kinda scared
Coal or gem?
>>225998105keyed
Dark Brandon has been activated
>Florida is now a permanently red state>Texas is now a purple or blue stateHow times change
>Potential Dem governor of Texas>Dem Governor-elect of Georgia >Dem Governor-elect of Ohio The Democrats have become the MILF party
>>225998099flying is gay
The biggest winner tonight (with a couple of exceptions) is the pre-Trump establishments of both parties. The democrat narrative will be that they need to pivot back to Clintonism, as those candidates are winning in red states, while the GOP will say this wouldn’t have happened if Bushites Thom Tillis and John Cornyn had run. Trump was put in power by the Zionists to do one thing: start a war with Iran. Now that this fake populist movement has achieved its goal, they will wait for the war’s conclusion then lower MAGA into the acid like the Terminator.
>>225998116You can have the middle while I get right and left
>>225998122>lower into acid like the TerminatorIt wasn't acid... fake American detected.
>>225998114>Florida is now a permanently red stateit was actually a close race for republicans, way closer than it should have been.
>>225998119Sailing is gayer
>>225998122>acidThe terminator was in molten metal!
Accidentally posted in the last thread. I'm so embarrassed right now!
>>225998150Its okay buddy boo
Stocks futures are down because strong democrats mean more regulations.
where is Zoom Zoom? I need his opinion for something
>>225998150cute
>>225998142That's my point, this was a high water mark that likely won't be repeated again for some time but it still wasn't enough. In a more competitive overall environment it would be even more one-sided.
>Ken Paxton lostThank god You do NOT want to live in a timeline where that man becomes more and more powerful and eventually becomes president
>republicans keep importing beaners>shocked when texas flips blueFuck this gay planet
Wasn't trump supposed to rig the elections?
>>225998159you should worry about Volkswagen going bankrupt
>>225998168>>225998172Who the fuck is you?!
>>225998164idk, dont understimate how retarded trump is and how much worse he can make things by the next election.
Sometimes I think you guys are a bunch of idiots
>“I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE!" >"Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Fuck off europeans. Only we are allowed to talk about politics
>>225998179As I mentioned previously, he's finna be 'peached now
>>225998186only sometimes?
5 extra trillions to israel
>>225998186I don't think. Thinking is dangerous.I know.
Okay so are we getting the 5k still?
I like coming to /cum/ to tell you guys something about your countries.
>>225998186why only sometimes?
>>225998200go on
nothing will happen, nothing will change.
Darth Plagueis, being a Muun, was usually a vegetarian as the Muun race was vegetarian.However, on rare occassions Plagueis did eat meat, including the beating heart of a person he just killed, to teach ruthlessness to Palpatine.
>>225998199No, you now owe $5k to woke 2.0
canada needs to apologize for exposing us to ryan reynolds
Would you read this?
>>225998211Soy Wars is cringe and low IQ
Feeling like the nutty professor
>>225998139I can keep the middle but I take left too. You can have the blondie.
>>225998219But we also gave you Ryan gosling
where did joe go anyway
>>225998211>killed by his own apprenticeKWAB
AP just called Texas for Talarico
>>225998205Most Americans live paycheck o paycheck and have to finance their $5 burritos.
>>225996944More like Jewpoundsand
>>225998223dark brandon? in the big 26?dawg my general has so many boomers, it's embarrassing.
>>225998207>fake screenshotsFacebook boomer ahh
>>225998055Northernlion
UMM EXCUSE ME WHERE DID 10 EXTRA POUNDS COME FROM? I WASN'T EATING MORE FOOD
>>225998232He's prepping his son for 2028
>>225998055I posted this yesterday, you thief
>>225998210I saw this, but anons get mad
hot wheels is gone too, just conceded
>>225998258huge poo trapped inside of you
>>225998256>Northernlionliterally the opposite though he's derailed his stream multiple times just to play with his daughter
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>225998268I stole it from /v/>>>/v/750921878
Civil War starts this week
>>2259982796767
>>225997203>>225998059https://youtube.com/shorts/Rvkdis5PW9M
>>225998279abbot also lost to a poojeeta
>>225998291>>>/v/750921924Yo that's my girl Inde!
>>225998292Dim Fool...
Why are Dominican niggas so zesty
>>225998279the south has fallen...
>>225998292Nothing ever happens
>>225998279The cripple is finally gone for good
I got le drunk
>>225998326
>>225998292i thought that came out like 2 years ago
>>225998047Look at the 'log right now
lmao
America peaked herehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHRysTfaMi4
get on my level you chuddy shitlibs
>Texas is blue
>>225998350Hilary was cute
>>225998018Based
The race war has concluded. The losing side (the white race) now owes me 1 gf.
>Abdul ElSayed Hates Jews and Hates Blacks. Don’t feel bad, he also Hates Whites.What did he even mean by this?
so whats the latest news?
>>225998346
I want to have a threesome with the governor of Texas and the governor of Ohio.
>>225998099Thank you for your service to Israel, ZOGbot
>>225998383Status: It's over
>>225998384me on the top left
It wasn't even close in Texas wow
>>225998339I don't see anything noteworthy
Abbot has a sense of humor
So how hard is it to migrate to Japan?
>>225998279TED BROWN WAS ROBBED
>>225998116For me? It’s sexo con Señora Hinojosa
sex: yes please
the groypers fucking won
If Rethuglicans just stopped sucking the cocks of billionaires and Jews, this country would become a one party state. But their pathetic servile natures don't allow this. Sad!
>>225998406I hope he rolls into traffic for importing billions of jeets
>>225998408https://youtu.be/uACGSiN3ZkI
yeah its over
>>225998408I dunno but staying is hard
>>225998408It's relatively easy for a short term visa, much harder to stay there permanently
>>225998408people take LSD into Japan.I'm sure anything is possible.
Ohio what happened there
Fucking blue Texas
i checked the 'log and there was nothing good on it. i was expecting giant dicks or maybe that time a guy kept posting scat.
Stalking my crush on LinkedIn
>>225998417The purpose of a system is what is does
>>225998406Finally, I don’t have to look at this DEI hire retarded cripple ever again!
>>225998418not his decision
Looks like Texas... just got messed with.
>>225998425Immeasurable izzat loss
>>225998421>>225998422>>225998424I speak Japanese and am a business owner.
>they won the senateIMPEACH ORANGE MAN IMMEDIATELY GET THIS FUCKING RETARD OUT OF OFFICE RIGHT NOW
>>225998434I like this>>225992043
>>225998450Will they stop that cowboy tough guy LARP now or what?
>>225998454You will never be Japanese
What are your predictions on the possibility of a Tekno-Reich now?
>>225998454Hahaha, okay gaijin
>>225998457They will definitely try to do it again
>>225998460They’ve graduated to Coastal Elite now
>>225998454Pewdiepie was saying he was going to have to leave even though he is a millionaire youtuber
republisisters why didnt they vote for us
>>225998450the stars at night are dull and dimWHENEVER THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OLD TEXAS
>>225998468Would be really funny if they tried and it got sunk by a Fetterman no vote
>I speak Japanese and am a business owner.
>jasonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793766311061233.mp4
>>225998472Turns out doing the opposite of everything you promised isn't popular
Never got to the end of Half Life 1. I think I got stuck on the part with the green tentacles
>>225998496Black man heaven
anime won bigly
>>225998493I don't remember that part. Where was it?
>>225998493> the part with the green tentaclesthat's like halfway through the game, still lots of game left to go.honestly though hl1 is skippable, hl2 and the subsequent episodes are better in every way and it's not close.
>>225998468The question is whether they’re really willing to press the chaos button, or if it was just for show when they knew it wasn’t actually going to happen. The red golems symbolically brought votes to the floor to repeal Obamacare over and over again when they knew it was going to fail, but then when the blue golems lost Congress and there was an actual opportunity for red team to do it, it got cockblocked by fucking John McCain of all people lmao
I used to think some people were beautiful, but now I am disgusted by literally everyone. I have a hard time looking at other people.
>Kansas is blue
I love unintentional ASMR
Kansas has been red since 1820
>>225998505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVXG1nzMznU
America is getting raped. It's bent over a barrel and dozens of men are plundering its asshole without mercy.And you're laughing? You're laughing.
>>225998505Their teacher is so perfect
>>225998512That's why I said try, they don't really want to be rid of him. He's the only reason they are even winning. They might actually do it near the very end of his term just to give him the ignominy of being fully 'peached
>>225998539not our country, not our problem
>>225998539My problem it is not
Has Stonetoss gone too far?
what does this mean for the future of /cum/?
I'm le drunk
>>225998541>tfw no sawako gf to welcome home after school and listen to her latest 'stupid yui' story over a couple beers
>>225998497> voted no to the billionaire tax with a 15% margincommiefornia has a reputation for being left-wing but it's very "centrist lib" in practice. even i'm a little surprised that they didn't take the free gibs.
>>225998477
>>225998548
>>225998551Trannies and homos are welcomed now.
>>225998548'nother great 'toss
>>225998551Nothing ever happens
t-too early to tell
>>225998548the girl wasn't even flying the plane
>>225998551I firmly believe the orange man will continue to show us the way
The janny just killed someone in here for saying a certain prominent individuals name
>>225998569>DID I LET HIM GET TOO STRONG?>IM ENDING THIS NOW!
america is finished, every single public restroom is going to have 20 transgender men in them
>>225998548it must be spiritually taxing for your full-time job to be drawing twitter bait.
>>225998548backpack
>>225998579lmao
>>225998577Jason?
>>225998582Seems better than being an amazon warehouse worker
>>225998583Good eye
hahahahahahe's still seething about that joke
>>225998602They freeze and ship in all their cheesecake, btw
My plastic in the shape of a cartoon character arrived
>>225998580good, i hope the 40 trillion pajeets start accosting them and it turns into a shit-soaked battle royale in every bathroom with troon brutes choke slamming a half dozen horny jeets that keep trying to rape themthis is the future you wanted america. don't complain.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>225998610More of a cheesecake warehouse if you think about it
I was given a three-day for making a thread about the prevalence of a certain virus in a certain Eastern European country
>>225998417phwoar whos diss wenchoid. recognise faceshe looks nordic i.e. pseudo-scotch
>>225998620Kim actually doesn't give a fuck about M*rxism and all that crap. They actually removed all the M*rxist shit from their state ideology.
>>225998634Only the Romanian is allowed to broach such topics
>>225998638SAAAAAAR THIS IS A HATE CRIME
>>225998463that latest east berlin all night gay club / bdsm dungeon?
>>225998638Jeet means victory, Timmy.
its painful listening to marges voice on the simpsons. she sounds very close to death.
/pol/ is only fun when rethuglicans get BTFO or when there is a colossal happening
>>225998660That's why we call them poopjeets
>>225998645You didn't need to tell me that, what he likes is brapping
hello
>>225998674Hey bubby
>2026>still watching modern simpsons
>>225998649>red wrist band
Nothing ever happens.
>>225998664Nothing will ever top Nov 8, 2016
>>225998670My name is Germanjeet but you can call me Garry.
>>225998662I assumed she was like 90
america is doomed because we didnt vote in jew lovers and jeets? i dont get it
Fatboy is now calling Paxton a rino and threatening to become a political pundit
>>225998694It's true
>>225998679the only classic simpsons that i think i've seen is the one where bart fails his test. maybe one or two others but i generally don't find any simpsons to be funny.
>>225998539de niro is a lazy actor. yeh erly in career he did a bit of diverse acting. but most of the time he has just like settled into lazy typecast roles of drivel.and i just dont respect that kind of acting.daniel day lewis like i dont fink relly any of his roles are alike albeit he hasnt worked as much as de niro, but still, he clearly not a lazy actor. wonder if part of it is that day lewis is just wun of dem actors that transforms easily into any kind of fing while its hard to imagine de niro outside of what you know. even in roles he has diversified in its still largely this kind of like new york or summat everyman character or summat ya kno. hes like geographically wedded unlike day lewis or even robert pattinson or dafoe
>>225998704Why are you retarded
>>225998694bet you won't post that in the israeli general
>>225998694>apartheid as a pejorativeFakechud epidemic
Texas's new govenor is a Latina woman
>>225998704>Daniel Day LewisFor me, it's Last of the Mohicanshttps://youtu.be/8BxDpOu3cD0
>>225998700brainlet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C40CfAu-xOQ
Regretting not putting money on these elections
>>225998715He will not
>>225998720She's a kind of a MILF
now that the dust has settled, trump is just a shittier obama. worse at deporting and worse at droning countries
>>225998725it is with the greatest regret and deepest sympathies that i must tell you: that clip simply is not funny.
for me its got to be pink innies
>>225998725LOL
I'm really disappointed in you America
>>225998755You've never seen a vaginaAlso this post is pedo-codedInnie vaginas are gross
>>225998761>why didn't you vote for more wars and higher prices?
>>225998761I'm really glad you aren't a citizen here so you can't ruin our country with your retarded voting choices
>>225998765I assumed he was talking about nipples
List of talentless hacks>Dennis Vileneux>Christopher Nolan>JJ Abrams>Steven Spielberg>Jordan Peele>John Stewart>John Oliver>Stephen Colbert>Jimmy Kimmel>Jordan Peterson>The White Stripes>Foo Fighters>Kendrick Lamar>Idles>Pearl Jam>Bon Jovi>Aerosmith>Drake>Travis Scot>Taylor Swift>all female "comedians" especially Amy SchumerI almost included Quentin Tarantino but he does have a modicum of talent which sometimes shines through in his otherwise largely bland and mediocre movies.
>>225998774>innie nipplesIs that possible
>>225998755No women will let you near her vagina.
>>225998765ive seen then through the screen and i got to say, those brown roasties, not appealing
I've seen 2 vaginas in my life
>>225998752t. lardass
>>225998779>Steven Spielberg Imagine hating on Indiana Jones
>>225998782yes i've seen it
>>225998710im not sayin' hes not wun of best actors but just likeall his notable roles are like the same ball park same kind of person occupying same universe
the ORANGE FOOL really screwed him over
>>225998761sorry schlomo
>calls the guy who made Jurassic Park a talentless hacknigga you might be retarded
>>225998779>Prisoners director sucksOpinion discarded
>>225998779Spielberg gave us Jaws
>>225998804did he really lose to that obese hamplanet?
Can schizo caucus please push for full Epstein files now. He was arrested during Bush. The lawyers and courts will still have copies of most everything.
>>225998813Incendies is kino as well
>>225998779i like old colbert. colbert report still makes me laugh and he's done great voice work. same with jordan peele, he was funny on madtv and key and peele. i dont care for his movies but i dont hate him.
>>225998779>Steven Spielbergthis is just a contrarian take>John Stewartdaily show was objectively funny AND he's done more for 9/11 survivors/widows than anyone in the country>The White Stripesone of the most iconic guitar riffs in rock history>Kendrick Lamaroverrated but still good>Pearl Jameven flow>Bon Jovirunaway>Aerosmithsweet emotion>Taylor Swifttrouble, blank space and love story are objectively good. she's also cute
>>225998761pay debts
>>225998813you're forgetting someone
>>225998818They didn't release it for 4 years under brandon, why would they do it now? People really don't think lol
New blanket i ordered from amazon arrived today. I came home to find an enormous monolith box outside my door. I thought maybe they sent me the wrong thing. Opened box and found the blanket package occupying about one third of the total space inside.
>>225998830>overrated but still goodHe isn't still good, his last two albums were terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8FLdIIVeg
they fight, and fightand fight and fight and fightfight fight fight, fight fight fightThe Itchy and Scratchy show!
>>225998836I ordered a new wiimote since my old one died and the cunt seller still hasnt shipped it yet
>>225998833holy freaking repeating numbers!!!!!!!!!!1
i legit need to have sex but i cant talk to women or even men but i dont want sex with men so i dont care about that
>>225998853not funny
>>225998836>Opened box and found the blanket package occupying about one third of the total space inside.Amazon does this all the time recently, I ordered a charging cable & socks and it came in the biggest box I'd seen from them despite being like 90% empty
you're telling me my impotent anakin posting did nothing to effect tonights results?
>>225998871Zoomers don't vote
>>225998867its hilarious if you've actually seen casablancahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeWZwUn3x0
>>225998871anakin posting is forced and gay
>>225998872NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMODSJANNIESBIBIDO SOMETHING
good job ameribros
>>225998900you cant vote for a boner
>>225998835They might do it if people make it an issue
>>225998900for saving democracy, sanna must now sit on my face
>>225998914Nothing ever happens
>>225998930Some things happened with it, more could
>>225998809corr forgot diss was wun of epic scenes af all time
>>225998818its probably never coming out because it hurts too many high up people on both sides
>>225998818n***a youre country in flames and yall just want the epstein files?
WoW Forever comes out tomorrow. I no longer care about the politics of this world
>>225998954People still play WoW?
Boomers are genuinely retarded and I hope they just stroke out immediatelyThis bitch just told me she thought the president decided what color a state is like fucking retard subhuman they would all be red then you are the reason why humanity suffers. We need eugenics. Niggas breed with retards and create fatter retard babies.
So, foah tonite's raid on da fridge, I took some cornbread, put some tomato pesto spread on it and den some hummus right on toppa dat, and a slice of mootzadell foah good measure, soived wit cherry tomatoes. It's like da bay of Naples ovah heah!
>>225998836corr hes me
>>225998960Relax anon, not good to be stressed out like that
>>225998959>blizzdrones>people
>>225998954was gonna make a war but i just found out nelves can be shammys now so i might do that instead
>>225998918wow shes such a slutphwooarwould dismantle her arse like guantanamo
although theres pain in my chesti still wish you the bestwith a FUCK YOUand FUCK YOU TOO
Im getting a hankering to play minecraftLast time I tried I accidentally stumbled on some new mob/boss that killed me instantly and I lost so much shit so I ragequit
saw this post on /r9k/>Heterosexuality is a form of mental illness
>>225998904WATCH ME
>>225998977mousepedo>>225998989goshpedo
>>225998995Watch me whipWatch me nae naeWatch me whip, whip,Watch me nae nae
>>225998991That guy is retarded. Karl Marx supported free trade. He would support the hindu invasion.
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>>225998951nta but it really isn't tbdesu
>>225998951Epstein is the most constructive current use of chud energy
