>debout ! les damnés de la terre !>debout ! les forçats de la faim !ÉditionThread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1gFIRED : >>225975450
>>225999360Good morning Big BI hope that the fat American faggot will be at least somewhat neutered nowThe Polish poster is probably crying
>>226000583Congratulations on your CL win big V."We" drawed.My 4 legs parlay ended up failing in two games, so it's less frustating (I had Roma winning and they choked).I didn't check full results, but I expect dems to not do much, focus on communication, blame small T for the damages done when called out.They're lucky though, republicans will probably stay divised for some time
>>226000626Thanks, a draw with Bodo is still an okay result come onRoma is hilarious, literally all their supporters predicted such a resultWell right now Trump won't really be able to push any law, I think
>>226000701It's not that bad but we have 1 (one) point in 4 games, next is bayernaus die maus o algo
A shame really. Trump causes too much seethe for me not to be in his corner.And now? A coffee
>>226000726>aus die mausgood morning Big Bgood morning Big V
>>226000852Henlo
>>226000882Good morning Potassium fluoride
>>226000926>Potassium fluorideI don't get italso I rooned 6,7km with a 4:35 pace the other day, almost back to my previous speed dearest Brunesterlately couldn't post much due to nonce activity in my proximity it seems
Bonġu.
>>226001038>I don't get itKF, for Kwabian Fakecel>4:35h-he's fast!
Plenty of things to add to the iceberg recently.>>226000900Hello!
>>226001189for you
The bird we're keeping has a sad backstory. Basically my uncle acquired it a month ago from its previous owner out of pity because it was left in a bad state of neglect. My uncle has been saying that he didn't want to keep it and wanted to look for someone to keep it. Long story short, it was brought here temporarily with the other birds due to my uncle's vacation, but is now here to stay.
>>226001095Bongu Maltanonlooks like Gallic armor rather than Viking in that painting though
>>226001450>mistreating abbirb
morning medwtf happened in the US in my sleepTX blue?
Good morning, sister.>attemtping pr on hack squat at 150 kgs>something feels off even at 80 kgs, don't know what so just keep going>thing feels even worse at 120 kgs>load up 150 kgs, squat down, can't get up, call a guy for help but he doesn't hear me so I was in that position for about a minute-100000000 izzat loss today my good sirsAfter already failing the lift I realized that I absolutely misadjusted the tilt on the footrest which is why shit felt off as that caused my heel to raise resulting in losing proper contact with the platformWill never recover from this>>226000583>democratic win in Texasbrootal news for cuckservativesI do think that it won't be as much of a democratic win as currently projected thoughbeitever, feel like number of seats will be really close to each other
Somehow my back pain is gone
>>226001695>who must go?
>>226001728mine is improving >>226001757keki love how he announced he will cut aid to israel last moment
I had a premonition about, by the way. I had a feeling that it was coming here to stay, especially given that we already knew that my uncle wanted to give it away.>>226001506I don't know that's just what the painting is named.>>226001617Scum comes in all shapes and sizes.>>226001695Quite funny, in a way.
>>226001771>mine is improvingwhat happened to you?
>>226001450What kind of bird is it?
>>226001943Crimson Rosella.
>>226001977what a pretty parrot
>>226001901i dropped a tweezer and while mid air i tried to kick it up with my foot and that pulled a muscle in my back that's been hurting for 2 days now
>Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf: Americans said NO TO WAR. If the US betrays their public it will learn our NO comes with a Nightmare
>>226001993It is. Ours has yet to recover fully from the neglect but it is already pretty.
>>226002020it's always some nothing move that does damage...>>226002051do they talk or mimic?
ello ladschud genocide in the states today it seems
>>226002075yeah it's fucking stupid i jump out of my bed onto my feet? nothing happenstry to kick a tweezer? fuck you>>226002135it is ogre there for chudcels
>>226001977need Momo's take
>>226002135hello>>226002149I was gonna buy a roman chair but my back improved from dead hangs but I'm gonna buy it and make it bulletproof.
>>226002192i really want to install those pull up pipesalso if you want a chair get a good one and don't cheap out, gym stuff can be dangerous
>>226002075No, apparently not.>>226002157True.
SI sisters...we got cucked...
>>226002202>also if you want a chair get a good one and don't cheap out, gym stuff can be dangerousYeah I should, I tend to be a cheap bastard but that I will give money for
>>226002271DO NOT REDEEM THE RAM STICKS SAAAR GIVE THEM ALL TO ME BLOODY BENCHOD YOU COCK VAGINA SAAAAR
>>226001977pretty looking bird>>226001695yeah lol, afraid it's over now>>226002271they are going to kill this nigga and musk too
>>226002271the sad thing is he can't die of aids
Troll or not, funny nonetheless.>>226002364Yes.
>>226002359My used RAM is worth several times more than when I bought it brand new and my used GPU is worth somewhat more than when I bought it brand new.That's some absolutely brootal shit fr.
>>226002443My 7 year old GPU is more expensive now used than when I bought it new. Seven year old.My home server is probably worth 3k€ now or more, with 32gb DDR5 RAM, terabytes of redundant storage and two extra SSDs. I bought all the parts for 1200€ or so right before this whole ordeal.What makes me sweat is that if my GPU or something shuts itself due to age I won’t be able to buy anything new for a while because of the house building.
>>226002487>I won’t be able to buy anything new for a whileWell you can always sell one of your 30 audiophile headphones.
>>226002519I only have the DCA’s and the K701’s.
>>226002364>picthe funniest thing about Troy is that it was just a minor Hittite Vassal that got sacked but the Greeks after their little dark age centuries later made such a big deal out of it people kept bringing it up even during the middle ages every time the Greeks got dunked onshit is so funny
>>226002443i built my pc in 2023 lole
>>226002657Such a minor thing glorified so much the romans even larped as Trojan emigrants.
>>226002359
>>226002443everything about the ai stuff is sad and bad but also seems inevitable and irreversible >>226002657gotta love the layering of historyalso in the end the Greeks won, it's a Greek world afterall
>>226002443Yeah, I could probably sell my components for the price I bought them at, brutalMy worry nowadays is my memory or card suddenly giving up the ghost, my system is almost 7 years old after all
>>226002709the Aeneid was pure fanfic and even came with a story arc where Aeneas fucks Dido and then she kills herself because she can't live without his big Trojan cock, because burning down the city and salting the fields just wasn't enough humiliation for the Carthaginians
>>226002790Hold me brother.>>226002850>implying The Iliad wasn’t fanficI bet the Greek forces were three dinghies and one proper ship, and Achilles was just a numbnut that rushed and got killed by arrows as the first casualty.Troy was a town of 2000 at most and Helen smelled of fish down there.
>>226002935>I bet the Greek forces were three dinghies and one proper shipkek I do wonder how irl Achilles was like, dude was noteworthy enough to be remembered afterall >>226002850nothing wrong with fanfics, a few major world religions could be arguably seen as such
I'm way fucked if my PC dies.
>>226002935the Epic Cycle is at least loosely based on reality and based on an older oral tradition, we know for a fact Paris of Troy existed(although he was King of Troy and a vassal of the Hittite High King, there was at one point a powerful Mycenaean king whos brother was rampaging around the Aegean Coast, several artefacts mentioned in the poetry like the boar tusk helmet are real and historically accurate, "Achilles" is a name that was found in Linear B records so it's time period accurate, and from the Ruins we know the city was destroyed twice at around that time periodso there is evidence the Illiad at least had some basis in reality, the Aeneid is pure "I made it the fuck up because to ingratiate myself with Augustus" territory
>The identity of 3 the 9 jurors from Yorgen Fenech's trial allegedly revealed.>All 3 have a direct connection to Labour.
>>226003025some fanfic can be fun, Dante's Inferno was the ultimate fanfic
>>226001977nice
>>226003086No need to get so preachy on me you n’wah, I was just joking!But next you’ll refute the existence of the finno-korean hyperwar.
>>226003157>Dante's Inferno was the ultimate fanficWhat?
>>226003164Yes.
>>226003204n'wah was writing fantasies about popes he didn't like being in hell
>>226003187>I wrote a book in which I'm the chad and everyone who isn't a White Guelph burns in hell!imagine being so butthurt at Filippo Argenti you go out of your way to write down in your Hell fanfic how that bully will go to the river styx
>>226003187the Hyperwar is absolutely realyou should know this it's basic national history, after all it was from the ruins of the Hyper War that the Barbosa Caliphate rose to prominence and conquered most of the known world
>>226003225>>226003284Have you ever actually read a line of the Commedia? Boiling it down to just Dante owning his enemies is such a stupidly reductionist reading of the work
>>226003427you got me my Italian friend, I did a reddit midwit quip without reading it myself.how is that wrong and what's your opinion?
>>226003427oh geez anon I'm really sorry for this reductionist take, it's bringing down the academic prestige of our ongoing literature discussion about how the Aeneid is a Roman doujinshi about Aeneas dicking down Dido
ahemhell part :)purgatory part :(heaven part :lsimple asmemories are from like 10 years ago though
Ex giga bossman is now a client of ours and I'm the poor sod to get him in my portfolio.This nigga contested a decision I made on the basis that he knows our shit very well (or does he?) and he can back it up with inside connections.I'm now in the middle of some politicking intrigue and eyes are now on what I did and will do.
>>226003636be super suspicious of any office cutie
>>226003427Not him, but I bought an Italian version when I was in Firenze and as my first book in Italian it was quite hard to chew through.>>226003636No matter what you do, you must sex the office qts, it’s what will bring your Machiavellian machinations to their blossoming.
>>226003690His money and influence mean nothing when office qts would rather die than seduce me for my state secrets. Being a disgusting freak will save my life
I hate seeing them in cages.
>>226003221birds are patrician animals, very elegant imo
>>226003487Simple, the rare examples of Dante bringing his personal animosities into the writing are never perfunctory, but are always used to underline his theological or philosophical thesesThe most important example of this (always conveniently ignored by these stupid Reddit memes) is Cavalcante de' Cavalcanti, the father of Guido Cavalcanti, once one of Dante's best friends and a major figure of Mediaeval Italian literature: Cavalcante is included in the X Chant of the Inferno, dedicated to lambasting heretics in general and especially the Epicureans and their lack of belief in immortality of the soul. Cavalcante is astounded by the fact Dante is not accompanied by his son, his former best friend, and Dante implies his absence is due to the fact Guido fell into a deranged version of Aristotelism and Epicureanism, discounting the importance of love as a means of reaching grace and vicinity with God. So Dante including his personal enmity into the poem is not a way of rewriting his life in a better-looking way (although some episodes like Filippo Argenti's are indeed quite funny), but they are rhetorical instruments used to underline the major philosophical currents of his workPS sorry if it's a little rambling and I may have gotten some details wrong, I haven't read it in years
>>226003787Ironically, sexing office qts was ex giga bossman's downfall.My chud ass is impervious to such female guile doe
>>226003787That's probably the worst book you could've bought; XIII century Italian, while still understandable to native speakers, requires a great effort anyway
>>226003822Everyone could be an enemy, a spy, a thief. Even the ones you hold dear. Catnigga for instance, do you really think that eloquence is befitting of a cat? Something smells, and it’s not the smell of shrimp.
>>226003890You should read The Lusiads in Portuguese veneto.
>>226003864I get that I said that he put popes he didn't like in it but I think that having lots of famous and contemporary characters in his story is what makes it seem fan fiction-y. correct me if I'm wrong but having greek philosophiser and mythic figures from unrelated stories all making guest appearances is kinda like those stories that mix a bunch of random IPs together.dosn't make it bad.anyway might be wrong tell me what you think.
>>226003864just realized that name is in the count of monte christo fr fr
>>226003928Just read the article on Wikipedia and it does seem interesting, but I don't know the first thing about Portuguese, let alone archaic Portuguese >>226003963In his letter to Cangrande della Scala Dante explains that he intends the Commedia as a work that could coalesce all his intellectual production of his life into a coherent whole, in order to explain some fundamental truths that could allow its readers to remove themselves from their worldly misery and move them towards spiritual serenity; I think it's in the spirit of this definitive character that Dante tries to, in a certain sense, come across and defeat one by one all the symbolic proponents of all the intellectual systems he knew, in order to arrive at an objectively complete philosophy and theology at the end
>>226004117I always feel extremely euphoric (tips fedora) when reading the book.I especially like the Greek gods’ interactions with the Portuguese people.
>>226004560I don't want to be a contrarian, but as far as the "must read" authors go I liked Fernando Pessoa a lot more
you think the US election will affect europe?
https://youtu.be/TuMKOeUXk1Ilet's goooooooo
>>226004831only marginally, the US has an imperial presidencyfrom what I read congress can shoot down some tariff stuff and even force through aid for ukraine, so that can have some impact, but he's still in charge of the military and can just veto pretty much anything proposed by congress so not much will change actuallybut hat's what I read, who the fuck knows
Peculiar >>226005025Gymcels rocked
>Listening to last night's episode of the radio paranormal show.>Host says that he'll be uploading all episodes on FB and YT.I am happy.
>>226003153>anonymous juryok, I understand Matthew Caruana now
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO-zvM-Mkog
>>226004862thoughts on the Sentinel teaser?I have no hopes after Starfield, but if they lean into the Dragonbreak like some people were suggesting the trailer implied it could be interestingbut call me a Chudmer this is 2028 Bethesda we're talking about here, I'm sure it'll be full of settlement slop where you awkwardly place objects in the world and the quests will be super toned down
>>226005748man needs his boomex pharmalenk clearly
>>226005565As it should be in a small nation like us, no?
>>226006076as I said,>>225991010 I would prefer it if they didn't make it desu, I'm sure it'll suck and just tarnish the legacy of the IP but I'll welcome being wrong about it
>>226005005howling at pic>>226005077'roid folx will literally tell you this is actually le good
>>226006156there's nothing about the murder of Daphne that is as it should be
>>226006223that's just not realistic in the slightest, it's their second biggest IP behind Fallout it's honestly more surprising there isn't a "Skyrim Shelter" yetbut I understand what you mean
>>226006396bottom one can't be real>that's just not realistic in the slightest, it's their second biggest IP behind Falloutyeah I know know, I just doubt they can still make good games and would prefer to skip the years long string of embarrassing failures until somebody shuts em down>but I understand what you meanI do think that maybe it'll help bring in more people to look at older games, morrowind modding always gets a boost after a new release so there's that silver lining to it
>>226006378I am talking about juries in-general.
>>226006469you never played fallout 4, I can tellyou know why they hide dialogue options and present a single word prompt for each, right? because if you get the nexus mods that writes down what each of your only 4 possible dialogue options you constantly get shit like this
'em : https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1793800293295988m.jpg
>>226006782kek
>>226006782kwabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1EJp72x54
>>226006396[Intelligence] You mean you're fighting the good fight with your voice?
man the melties on social media are something elseoutdone 2016 they did
>>226006782>m.jpgbrowsing /pol/ on the job, bravohttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1793800293295988.jpgI hate mobile compression so much
Also where the fuck has Andalucia gone
*walks around with a suspiciously andalucia shaped belly*no idea
America has fallen and you niggas are laughing>>226007420kek
>>226007485>America has fallenzasedThe only grim thing about that is that the boomers who ruined it won't see it turn into a complete shithole cuz they'll be gone by then
>>226007403He's fucking his secret gook girlfriend Goddamn fakecel
>>226007602>gook girlfriendqrd on what the 'ussy has to do with gooksmissed that lore imcWas going to say unironically inb4 he has sex with a funny green arrow right before the text in my previous post but honestly I doubt that. I'd be glad if that were the case but I doubt that's the case.
'ussy's life is deterministic. Everything has already been decided long before he was born. If it has to happen, it will. For now, he trains and waits.
>>226007688btw yes, the mug is KCD2 merch fiy
>>226007844it's human to get emotional at betrayal/humiliationit's not human to partake in french/polish horror movies
tomorrow general strike.I won't do the strike because I hate leftists but I won't work either because I hate working.
>>226007844however the fact that you seem aware of some of the same conspiracies as I am makes me concerned about your mental health
>>226007943>>226008017I do not consciously understand what you're saying but the more primal part of my reptilian hindbrain does.We do what we can, brother
I am per definition not a fat bull that must be fed children
>>226008095Nordid and atlantoid females have statistically the best odds of surviving a horror movie
>>226007297Isn't the m for miniatureAnd sometimes people save back the big pic with a miniature name
>>226008209I want to see a nurse carrying a mountain with some random numbers added here and there but mostly I see is a big spoon of babies
Holy shit, someone found our lost cat 4 months after she disappeared.She's in hypothermia and convulsing and in a bad state but alive. My parents are bringing her to a clinic.Holy shit, my little dumbass isn't dead yet!
>>226008401kinda lost my appetite for gingerbread this morning you know
>>226008401god speed retard cat
https://youtu.be/j7GOim1QbXA?is=SF2cQo9hwb2vfDBp>>226008401Kitty get well soon ;_;
fucks sake my dehumidifier is full again the bedroom gets humid when we sleep even after i air it
>>226008401Keep your cat indoors you fucking cunt
>>226007890You already told me btw sweetie.But my precious princess must have his (you) so here it is for you sweetheart.>>226008401We are so fucking BACKOr at least we will be as soon as kitty is back to full health and feeding on shrimps
>>226008507>humidityGermany has humidity as well?
>>226008591I already told you twice so it was a postmodern joke to keep telling you once in a while.Also yeah I'm not keeping my hopes too much, poor fellah went through a lot and she's not the youngest
>>226008401BASED
>>226008479yeah that came out way harsher than I intended :)
Might have a 4 days long weekend 3 weeks from now on. Depends on le heckin' productivity tho. We'll see.>>226008639>I already told you twice so it was a postmodern joke to keep telling you once in a while.Alright I get that, but there is one thing I don't understand no matter how much I try?Is your mug a KCD2 merch? I'm sure I have seen that design somewhere else online selling vidya merch.>poor fellah went through a lot and she's not the youngestNonetheless you must do everything you can to save her. Bast demands it.
>>226008401Poor thing.
>>226008628we close the windows more in winter, moisture gets trapped and can cause mold if not aired as a resultmoisture from showering, breathing etc
>>2260084018 lives left!
>>226008863Just do the german thing that no else does called lüftenAlso picrel is the hair I probably want fr no homo
>>226008751what do you know about broccoli?
>>226008923A vegetable that I detest.
>>226008917i do it daily, just my bedroom is closed with heating on most of the day so it gets humid
>>226008951Steamed broccoli with salt, pepper and a dash of olive oil, it’s delicious.
>>226008917also if you halsin max ill suck your dick (all homo)
>>226008863I never thought of it that way. I just assumed that humidity is non-existent there.
>>226009097i never had issues with humidity in north africa nor moldhere its a serious issue
She just died in the car, going home. She survived just long enough to see my parents and get some loving scratches and be back with us.
>>226009141Molds are a valid issue. I once spent a year rawdogging it and sleeping in my room with mold spots ( which I didn't know where molds ) until I fell sick. After that, I had to go down to purchase some Bleach-based Mold-Remover and gave my room walls a good scrubbing.
>>226009171May she rest in peace.Perhaps she was waiting for the perfect moment to pass away, which was seeing her beloved family and receiving love from them one last time.
>>226006606fucking hell that's pathetic >>226006782lmao >>226009171sad but you did all you could RIP
>>226009068>ill suck your dick (all homo)I'll kindly decline your advances cuz you don't look like thishttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1793626016878183.mp4also I'm not getting my dick sucked by married folxI deleted this post and reposted it again cuz I didn't want it to be right below gman's post
>>226009226yeah that's what I think too. I'm glad she held on until we got her back>>226009254thanks, she had a good life, that's what matters fren
>>226009171Ahhh fuck. RIP cat.
>>226009205you got lucky, that shit is dangeroustheyre so easy to remove thankfully>>226009265>asiansdaring today aren't we >married folxi suffer as bi (tfw no halsin bf)>gmankek
it's a whole lotta fake it til you make it..
>>226009171i'm sorry for your loss
>>226009396>gman>kekthe fuck are you yapping about sisthere is nothing kek about it
>>226009171FI wonder what happened, could she have been living with a family they called you when things went bad?At least you know her fate.
>>226009427i just laughed that you posted a gay thing right after that and deleted it
>>226009171My condolences. But if there's any comfort to it ( and like what >>226009226 said ), her last hours were spent with you and your family's loving embrace and presence so she did not pass alone.
>>226009514ah yeahdidn't want some zesty shit to be right below such a sad postit just felt right deleting it and reposting it instead>daring today aren't we >asiansthey be cute tho
>>226009171very sad conclusion. rip kot.
>>226009265>cuz I didn't want it to be right below gman's postdon't sweat it bby, the thread shouldn't stop, I'm glad to see medshittery, it lifts my mood.>>226009325>>226009423>>226009549thanks frens, she pulled an Argos on us.>>226009486A family found her I suppose yesterday and fed her. She was in a bad condition and they brought her to the SPA until we got her today.She disappeared in June after some fireworks so probabyl she got scared and left. Then there was the fires and the heatwave so it could have made it harder to get home.>>226009524thank you, that's how I see it too. She fought well till the end. It makes it better than just not knowing
>>226009265the other day i danced for a bit with a russian (i.e. asian) twinkoid. not together or anything, just in the same place with two other guys ('nother russoid and an actual asian) and in a bro kind of way.
>>226009171Well crap.F
>>226009548yeah i get it, asian twinks are hot im just calling you that buzz light year meme where its not uniquealso i look better than that guy >:(
>wife wearing pink shorts and really long socksi love the cold now wtf?
>>226009396>theyre so easy to remove thankfullyTrue. I even sprayed the nooks and crannies where I can't confirm whether there is mold.What's even madder was the fact that I also spent that time cleaning a human length-sized stain on my wall too.
>>226009719sometimes the mold can hide and its annoyingwhats the story behind that stain?
Am back, not as bad of a day as yesterday but still a bad day.Big pile of turd visited the place again.
Also F Gman I just read about that
>>226009806yeah when he said she's convulsing i knew she won't make it but i didn't ssy anything in hopes i was wrong :(
>>226009806thanks Momolino>>226009833yeah I guess I should have tampered my hopes a bit
>>226009738I used to sleep and lean my back against it when I was sweaty.
>>226009171Sorry to hear that Gironde
>>226010019are you burying her? maybe light a candle, it helped me move on >>226010020thats a funny way to get a stain
>>226010031thanks Venetabro>>226010043Yeah we'll bury her in the garden, next to our other cats and our dog. We got a spot with a small fence and flowers growing over it.
>>226009680Yes
>>>/pol/545568445Gemmie
>>226010224
Office cutie will leave to the snake pit on Friday 13th but since I have my days off that means I won't see her starting Wednesday 11th
>>226010296Isn't Ben Garrison eating Trump's dick and Israel usually ?
>>226009171RIP *hugs* Cats go to heaven so she'll be alright, fren!
>>226010224kek
>>226010401iirc he is rather anti-semitic then again maybe I'm mistaken, but yeah he is, or at least it seems like, a fan of Trump>Several of Garrison's cartoons have been controversial; critics have called him sexist,[6] racist,[6] anti-feminist,[7] xenophobic,[6] anti-government,[8] and conspiratorial.[8] Garrison has also been accused of antisemitism by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL)this is based tho
>>226010401Either way I like his shitposts.
>>226010501I've seen some drawings of him sucking Trump and Israel during the war with Iran I'm gonna check them
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1793810644540027.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alz0DopKleINew gem video
>>226010626Ultra gem!
>>226010296ummm aktually we JOINTLY decided to end aid sweety didn't you hear? >>226010626lmao
>>226010626gemerald
>>226010224They act like hardened mercenaries but in reality they only use their guns as dildos whilst their wives are getting ploughed by one of their gods: the African.
recently found this channelhttps://youtu.be/XvAyPBuqGFUit's just gemmies like this, watched the entire video catalogue in an hour it was great
>>226009171she's with Bastet now in the land of ever clean litter boxes and infinite wet kibbleF
Damn I'm quite tired today, but at any rate I'm going out to a Mexican restaurant tonight, I've never tried Mexican food so I'm rather curious
Called bossman's bossman King Merdas (Shitdas) at work, it made some people laugh. I wanted to call him a gypsy but that would have been too much.
>>226009171rip
Might do the most normie thing I've ever done in my life and go to the weeb convention in January fr.>>226011245Pic reminded mePortunigga are you more of a wizard enjoyer or a sorcerer fan?Using casual fantasy rules, not any vidya in particular or universe.
>>226011303>>226012058>>226010454thanks frens>>226011548careful about doing this Momo, you never know who's a snitch
>>226012116Tell the other weebs if they know about the Laughing Salesman
>>226012146It's a close group of frens (office cutie, the coworker that got screwed and another trustful one). Also I don't care about what he says.
>>226012146Would it have been better if you never saw her again, or did it bring some (sour) closure?The best for you and pops.
>>226012146the gato will ride shiny and chrome with chanteclair in valhalla
>>226012116Whatever, go to Prague as well though
>>226009171I'm so sorry! RIP little loving furry fren.
>>226012210personally I think closure is better in that situation18 years later I still wonder wtf happened to my pet bunny that escaped when I was a little kid>>226012116do it and get some pussy/bussyor at least some frienderinos
>>226012187all good then, at least you still have these frens, even if they leave.>>226012210It is definitely better that way. Knowing she truly died brings closure and especially the fact that she died after seeing my parents one last time. That's the most important to me, that she didn't die alone.>>226012212may they chase kibble and grain forever & ever.>>226012265Thanks Bulgabro
>>226012152I would need to have your phonecase for the most insane effect tho.>>226012256*ends up spending his days off gooning instead*whoops
one week into gayceldom and I am feeling perverted urgesmy dad was watching mbrappe and company doing the football thing and I got a bit of a chubthey all got thick asses and thighs they should wear full body hijabs while playing to not discriminate against sexually frustrated homosexuals
>>226005364I do wish to listen to it live at midnight one day. Currently is not that possible since I don't want to interrupt anyone's sleep.
>>226012413bruh
>>226012413Try texting and meeting some girls sweaty, I heard they throw themselves at you.>chub at mBRAPeI heard he is your alley as well.
Incel evening /med/.Today I left the work only 20 minutes late that's kind of a win as of late.
Also, funny how some /med/ders are acting like they wouldn't have voted Trump 3 times.
>>226012649he stinks
>>226012649MIGA
>>226012649that's how right wing voters work, don't they?>I ONLY SUPPORT HIM BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY>*gets elected*>turns out to be a retard>LOL I NEVER SUPPORTED HIM!
>>226012339Don't be a retard, I know it's hard for you but please try >>226012586Regrettable, I hate when it happens>>226012649Personally I've despised him since 2016
>>226012116of course the answer may change if we're talking about a particular universe/game, but in general I'd say I prefer wizardshonestly outside of that one time I made a shadow magic durge edgelord in BG3 I can't recall the last time I played a full SorcererWizards tend to have the more rewarding gameplay with grimoire/spell slot preparation vs "I cast fireball yet again :D" thing sorcerer usually have going onand I prefer the fantasy of being superiorly intelligent practicioner of the arcane arts vs "my mommy fucked a dragon"but since wizards are the topic I give you the average /med/der dark wizard:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pizqgaZQEIM
>>226012586Fakecel evening, brother. Good to see you back. Thought you either lost your incel status or dislocated your shoulders.>they wouldn't have voted Trump 3 timesI would have voted for him in 2016, 2020, and 2024 tbf. Now idk. Not a fan of demokkkrats nor him but maybe I would have voted republican.Baal vs Moloch type of shit
>>226012497let he who is without sin throw the first stone>>226012511I think maybe I could get it on with a girl like sigourney weaver in her prime if I was drunk and held at gunpoint and thought about cock really hard but even then this arrangement is only temporary I will see my husbando again eventually in an undetermined amount of time for now
>>226012792Interesting, yeah Weaver was quite attractive when she did Alien
Or maybe not voot at all tbf cuz both options suckneed some small chuddy part imc to voot for which doesn't happen in burgerland>>226012738>Don't be a retardImpossible*pulls up to Prague, Oklahoma*>>226012740howling at vid/x/ really be like that too fr>my mommy fucked a dragonwhat if it was your daddy who fucked a dragon thoughbeitever
>>226012760>I would have voted for him in 2016, 2020, and 2024 tbf.Imagine admitting to this when the guy is doing everything he can to fuck up the economy.Like you work in finance you should recognize that a guy making the price of fuel skyrocket is not the best for the economy.
>>226012649I would refuse to vote for either him, Biden or Harris.>>226012792What if Sigourney used a strap on? And you know she's up to some kinky stuff, Gman can vouch for that as his waifu.Sigourney was sex when she was young, so either way a nice choice.>>226012649Was at the office 5h today, worked maybe 3h. After you pass the finish line regarding projects it becomes a slog and nothing happens until you're punched in the stomach with another one.
>>226012863*buys fuel stock*/biz/ niggas don't see the long term.
>>226012863>Imagine admitting to this when the guy is doing everything he can to fuck up the economy.Look man it's not that hard, I wouldn't have voted for Hillary, Biden, and especially not Kamala. >Like you work in finance you should recognize that a guy making the price of fuel skyrocket is not the best for the economyNot a fair reasoning for finance cuz some fields of finance profit off of that
>>226012413thought on the thread theme?i think it's not weird enough for (you) but you could enjoy it kindaalso peculiar post fr fr>>226012732if i have no other choice than trump against biden/harris/clintoni'm team trumpif democrats could field a decent candidate why not
>>226012923>I would refuse to vote for either him, Biden or Harris.Sybau you say this shit to look good now, you are a chud through and through you would vote Trump and be happy about it until it exploded you in the face.>>226012952>/biz/ niggas don't see the long term.Are you retarded? The Iran war is going to end at some point and the world will go even faster into renewables, this has been a short bump to non Middle East fuel companies but in the long term this is bad for them because now it's even clearer that renewable energy sources aren't just about the climate but about national security.>>226012968>Not a fair reasoning for finance cuz some fields of finance profit off of thatThe minority, the majority prefers a generally strong economy and the economy would be stronger with cheaper fuel.This is very basic you are just coping hard.
>>226013141Didn't vote for the portuguese chuds, wouldn't vote for american chuds.>Are you retarded?*sells oil, buys renewables*
>>226013131>if i have no other choice than trump against biden/harris/clinton>i'm team trump>if democrats could field a decent candidate why notNeither Biden nor Harris nor Clinton would have gone for a stupid war against Iran.Like you are literally saying that you prefer to fuck up your standard of living if you can avoid having brown people and sexual minorities around you.If that's your priorities ok, but I think they are retarded.
>>226013131maybe take a hint from the fact that every single candidate representing your ideology is retarded every where the right wins, they regret it and everyone suffers
As if I'm voting for Evangelicals.
>>226013141>This is very basic you are just coping hardI'm not copingI wouldn't vote democrat, you literally can't change my mind about that, back in when my n-word was an option I would have vooted for 'bama over republicans, but that is not the case now innittheir latest options were not the sharpest knives in the drawer or however that saying goesbtw sis we got two new machines, an atlantis row, and a precor leg press of their glute builder lineatlantis row is goated, tried it yesterdayleg press was fucking mid, I tried it today without loading up any weight, it's movement path just feels fucking wrong and it's removing a lot of ROMAlso big A, which tranime are you watchint recently?>>226013214>Like you are literally saying that you prefer to fuck up your standard of living if you can avoid having brown people and sexual minorities around you.zased
>>226013263>Also big A, which tranime are you watchint recently?Lately I've been watching Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2, which is worse than the first one, but it's still somewhat enjoyable.
>>226012861in that case your daddy is cool, not you
how are >we drawing 1-1 against greek shitters?
>>226013214>you prefer to fuck up your standard of living if you can avoid having brown people around youLess browns improve my standard of living>stupid war against IranGoing as plannedI'm also very happy about goyims finally understanding amerikkka isn't EVROPA's friend>>226013219Your retarded compatriots that would behead you gleefully like the same candidate as you THOUGH
>>226013410
>>226013479>I'm also very happy about goyims finally understanding amerikkka isn't EVROPA's friendThis is the good thing about drumpf.
>>226013479>Trump's son gives a big "like" to a Vance post claiming they lost the election in part because of Iran and Israel
>>226013479>Your retarded compatriots that would behead you gleefully like the same candidate as you THOUGHi assume you refer to mamdani and the sayed guy?i'm genuinely confused how they claim to be muslim yet do this stuffi'm sure they're voting them for the same reason as you, they are not the candidate or ideology they fear
>golden gives birth to 14 babiesBASED>>226013588I was thinking about european parties that want trillion more brown slaves
>>226013588It was absolutely insane seeing the most aryan looking folx, crystal blue eyes, golden blonde hair, say shit like I fucking hope Muhammad ibn Muhammad al-Muhammadi wins because he is going to SAVE my country from Timmy Timster's evil deeds
>>226012923strap ons are stupid and make me lose respect for them bifags that use emeither fuck the pussy or take a dick up your ass no half measures>>226013131while the edish indeed speaks to me as a fellow ouvrier artiste I am afraid the epic rap battles of history rasputin vs stalin is still the best gommunist anthem
>>226013484fuck this lil' earless nigga, the score would be 0-10 with the twink roach. add 'verde and /sp/ (removing two other blacks) and they might even score 15 goals.
>>226013479>I'm also very happy about goyims finally understanding amerikkka isn't EVROPA's friendOui.
>>226013479>I'm also very happy about goyims finally understanding amerikkka isn't EVROPA's friendthis but unironicallyremember when Macron went to China despite Biden being mad at China and said Europe needed more strategic autonomy from the US and everyone started seething at him?well who's laughing nowsay what you will about the French leadership(or in the case of French flags ITT burn down your own cities and raid the local comic book shop) but France keeping their own independent arms industry instead of letting it all be assraped by American conglomerates was the right move all along now look at it, other than France, Poland and Finland everyone is scrambling around like headless chickens looking to rearmthe most humiliating example is Britain, bongoloids got so dependent on America they couldn't even put their navy out to sea meanwhile the moment Iran droned Cyprus France put out a Carrier groupFrogs out there playing Mare Nostrum and Britain can't even get a fucking paddle boat out, absolutely pathetic
>use Keepa for price tracking>sellers are already raising the prices in anticipation for Black FridayThe fuckers.
>>226013651>golden gives birth to 14 babiesbased>I was thinking about european parties that want trillion more brown slavesthat's funny, every time a left party wins migration seems to be under control and regulatedsee the UK>>226013668>It was absolutely insane seeing the most aryan looking folx, crystal blue eyes, golden blonde hair, say shit likeyeah i've been saying it for ages on this sitebeing white or whatever is not unique to europe, people outside of europe can be "white" skin wisesure it's more common in europe and blue eyes originated there, but it can still happen outsidei'm glad the internet is killing american retardation when it comes to race
over.
>>226013849Macron is good internationallyInternally he's zogged + frogoids are too retarded to not protest for anythingand obviously wasn't ironical but you're just memeing
we are so fucking back.
>>226013942>every time a left party wins migration seems to be under control and regulatedtories are retarded but your statement is even more stupidletting savages come in with the right paperwork doesn't mean it's under control
>>226014030if you say sothis is not something that can be argued, our views differ too much here
>>226013948>>226014020Kek
>>226013942The socialists assraped Portugal with 1,5 million jeetoids in five years. More than 10% our original population.
>>226013651
of course it had to be him with a goal like that.
>>226014458Good thing Tchouaméni didn't knock him out this time
>>226013942>being white or whatever is not unique to europe, people outside of europe can be "white" skin wiseBut what does that have to do with the text you replied to?wtf mane
>>226014680he wanted to remind you that's he's not a brown muslim taxi driver
>>226014750he might not be muslim but zamn he is brown fr
>>226014680i thought you meant the muslim candidate was white lookinglel>>226014750this too
>>226014890i wouldnt be me if i wasn't
Started playing Enderal, it's pretty good.>>226012649I would have voted for him 3 times in a row, yeah
>>226013479based and true
>>226012649I am proud to say that I will never vote
Good night med, going back to hell in 11 hours
Good night, sisters.Today was a mid ass day.>>226015118nini muah fag
>>226016079ni ni muah to you too
I might or might not have the chance to have sex soon, so... I guess I'll watch some youtube tutorial on how to have sex or something. I accept your tips.
>>226016454just relax and thrust. Nature takes over
>>226016573What if I cum and she doesn't? I'll have to use my fingers and don't know what to do there
>>226016454
>>226016454A-Andalúcio?
>>226016632>What if I cum and she doesn't?Who cares?I do want the girl to be pleased, but the first time is stressing enough, you don't want to overwhelm yourself.There a videos on porn site about what to do (where they show and explain)
>>226016632Do a bit of foreplay, eat her out ect. You use your fingers before sex, not after. And don't go aggressive at first, feel it out, when you do something and it makes her feel good, do that. You'll figure it out, nobody taught me, it's all about feeling. Good luck fren :)
>>226016670Nope, he remains pure. >>226016692Meh ok, I'll manage I guess, don't really care about her but about what can she tell to others about me if I underperform.
>>226016454its all in foreplaybe patient, cuddle and snuggle and touchthe penetration is the finale, treat it as such
>>226016632this is going to happen most of the timeyou can help her cum by fingering and suchrarely does pen sex result in orgasm for women
>>226016632Just ask her what she prefers with fingers, either penetration or clit. Most are clit, so just put your hand on the little "hood" at the top of the aroused pussy, pull it back and gently rub the gspot. If she prefers penetration, well stick your fingers in there cowboyThe basics of sex is communication and variety so try different things and check what she likes. Kiss her neck, ears, bite her gently, tell her how she's a fucking whore.While you do that, you recuperate and you can go round 2 and cum again.
>>226016807>rarely does pen sex result in orgasm for womenMm not sure if that's true
>>226016767>eat her out ect.Lol, you'll have to pay me a lot of money before I put my mouth in the pussy of a brazilian girlYeah, I guess it's about learning
>>226016847it is true, women fake it a lot too because men are insecure about itmost women enjoy exterior play than pennot to say its not enjoyable, it isjust that female orgasm requires a specific continious rythem thats easier to do with your tongue or fingers
Ok thank you guys, I'll inform if anything happens.
>>226016883why are you having sex with her then
>>226016883most people pay money to do that :D >>226016893You can feel when a woman is cumming because the vaginal walls are closing in and sometimes it pushes your dick out, also shaking legs ect and you can see it on their face (it looks retarded sometimes and it's hard not to laugh)
>>226016965i'm aware, but most men aren'tmost women admit they fake it too if you look it upjust saying penetrative sex is not the highlight for most women but rather what leads up to it
>>226016934It's a combination of things, but to be straight with you, just for the sake of having sex, men gotta drill.
>>226017070well i'm sure she's clean, if you hate oral sex that's fine have fun (assuming it does happen) and welcome to the fakecel club
>>226017038>but most men aren'tif it happens one time then you know what a fake one feels and sounds like>>226017070>men gotta drillhell yeah dude
>>226017138my first one was when she bought a vibratorit was...bizzare for my younger brainshe legit acted feral and wouldn't take "my arms hurt" for an answer
another inceloid goes down (on a girl), this is a good year for the /med/oid man.>>226016454good luck.
>>226016782>what can she tell to others about me if I underperformOh that loser was so bad at sex>you fucked that loser Uh no IShe won't.
>>226016782kekdon't worry man, she won't tell anyone even if you do under performdoes she know its your first time?
gooned to a spanish foid. bye
I would actually consider breaking up with a girl if I can't make her orgasm - I mean what's the point even...>>226017172>my first one was when she bought a vibratorw-w-what do you mean?
The Mexican place was closed so we went to a pizzeria instead, not too bad anyway
>>226017261the first time i saw her orgasmi was young and new, i didnt know women can turn into that with a vibrator
>>226017274Mexican za perhaps
>>226017327Oh I see. I've never used toys so idk but it's probably good for them.
>>226017364try itget a hitachi magic wand from amazon and watch the chaos
>>226017328Could be interesting
>>226017386nah, maybe later in life
>>226017228You really should worry about what people tell to others, in the case she gets angry at you for some reason, she will badmouth about you to anyone, I have already seen that. >>226017254Nope
>>226017424I avoid this by not having sexAt least not with stupid bitches
I used to worry when I was young that girls would tell other girls in my friend group but once it happens you don't care One girl even said to another that my dick is big which is not true
I know Como was safeBut damn!Venetacel, your take?
>>226017459>At least not with stupid bitchesProblem comes when most of the girls are like that.
you'll be fine andalussy
Women love penis in vagina. Some women can only cum from clitoral stimulation, but penis in vagina in most positions will take care of that. Some women don't need clitoral stimulation and will cum from penis in vagina alone. Some women don't even like clitoral stimulation alone because it's just to overpowering, and they need the penis in vagina to even things out. Some can't even cum from penis in vagina or clitoris alone but take 2 minutes to do it with anal. Some women cum buckets from nipple play alone.You can be the very best at sex and she won't cum if she doesn't feel anything for you, or she will have some kind of ruined orgasm.Woman can and WILL share with their girl friends about their sexual adventures, sometimes in great detail. This might get you in funny situations, but mostly will make more girls lust after you, because women also have a tendency to exagerate these kinds of stuff to look better in front of their girls, so they won't feel the need to share some shitty experience (unless it was absolutely horrendous), and your honour will remain intact.Feel free to ask the sex sex doctor further questions regarding sex sex sex.
>>226017798@grok summarize
>>226017822penis in vagina good enoughif you put penis in vagina 90% she's into you so she will like it and cumher friends will now about penis in vagina
>>226017798>because women also have a tendency to exagerate these kinds of stuff to look better in front of their girls, so they won't feel the need to share some shitty experience (unless it was absolutely horrendous), and your honour will remain intact.yeah, that's about right
my penis is the only reason women all over the world cumthey think about it when they sleep with anyone, even womeni'm like the god emperor in 40k guiding ships as a beacon but i guide vaginas to an orgasm
they might shit talk you if you have a bad break up with them, my first gf did that in high school but I was pissed for a few days and then didn't care
>>2260176541. Not keen on nu-/med/2. Astounding, we are going to get ass-raped this weekend
>>226017798Portudad? Is this you?
>>226017988Tried to do a sum up to end the discussing for the sake of our truecels.
>>226017946The überpenisch, überbratwurst, even
>>226017988>1cheer up man, stop being upset at everything and have fun
>>226018053kek
>>226017798>Woman can and WILL share with their girl friends about their sexual adventures, sometimes in great detail.this scares me ngl. although i guess this other thing>they won't feel the need to share some shitty experienceis a bit reassuring. or at least it would be reassuring if this other thing>(unless it was absolutely horrendous)wasn't true. if i ever have sex, she will tell everyone about my short and thin appendage. having sex will thus be a sort of pyrrhic victory in terms of izzat.
>>226018039Yeah sure
>>226018079>if i ever have sex, she will tell everyone about my short and thin appendageI was concerned about that but it most likely wont happen.
bulgaria anon bake a breadyou always bake good food i want to see your thread
The old bastard died, two stars on the sky today.
>>226018140I don't have the niche memes /meds/ have
>>226018284just do whatever or i will make a gay edition
>>226018316make one, I'm in bed on my phone, don't have have pics even
I will do it.
>>226018387was going to bake, but i'll let you do it.
>>226018376here>>226018447>>226018447
>>226018475>>226018475>>226018475>>226018475>>226018475>>226018475It will die before I wake up today anyway.
