can you make chips out of roasting potatoes

>>226000780
aye

>>226000780
prefer not to say

nigga thinks bots can do the captcha

deeply concerned

>>226000804
about what

I can't believe I have allowed myself to do things

>>226000780
no you're not allowed

I'm not "brian" by the way I don't know who that is

woke 2 waiting lobby

King size reese's nuteageous bar for breakfast

>>226000850
proper runt behaviour

might buy a plastic tree this year
think I'm finally done with the faff of having a real one

maybe I need to just not do things
or maybe I need to do things more

my boss hugs me and feeling her tits pressing against me gives me a rocket fueled boner every time

>>226000864
that is a very evil thought you've just had

eating more fibre everyday fixed my back pain and insomnia

>>226000864
bit povvo brained 2bh

>>226000895
and sucked my dick and inflated the cars tyres

when i was a teenager i used to go looking for porn on youtube even though i could've simply gone to any number of websites specifically for porn, it felt extra naughty to find it on a site where porn should not be

>>226000872
so do you just awkwardly try and hide the boner in the middle of the office or what

>>226000895
drinking alcohol every night fixed my insomnia

remember there always being hardcore porn in the video responses in ray william johnson videos

>>226000893
>>226000901
my incelflat is on the third floor, in January I'd have to carry it down a narrow staircase spilling needles everywhere then have to hoover up all the needles all the way up the staircase, fuck that

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feeling fragile this morning

why the FUCK is JUSTICE called ADJUSTMENT in the thoth deck?????

>>226000942
alcohol reduces sleep quality a lot of the time btw

>>226000916
in my earliest wanking days I would watch YouTube and Altavista videos of girls doing sloppy kissing

>>226000948
wrap it in something first to avoid that

nowadays all porn is hardcore

texas schmexas

>>226000950
catberg looks like a mad one is imminent

>>226000948
you are very very very silly
you're supposed to check the tree before buying it to make sure it isn't dried out and won't drop needles everywhere
you need to touch and gently pull on the needles to make sure the tree is fresh
then when you get it home you need to water it everyday to prevent it drying out

>>226000970
wow i haven't thought about altavista since roughly 2004. zoomers will say it's fake.

bbc really loves that one photo of trump taking off his maga hat

stop the count

>>226000972
wrap it in what? cling film? behave

>>226000983
read his post again you stupid fuck

>>226000960
fully aware of this but it helps sleep onset like nothing else which is a necessary sacrifice

people who buy dried out christmas trees in november and people who never water their trees are like those people who carve a jack o lantern weeks before halloween and get confused when it begins to rot

pretty reasonable to assume i've had at least one wank to at least 80% of prominent contemporary pornographic actresses for the past 10-15 years or so

>>226001000
shouldn't be shedding needles if he buys it fresh in december and waters it
you idiot cunt

>>226000996
this is why you're povvo brained. unwilling to make any effort for a superior experience. just settling for the shitty mong version because of a small inconvenience.
i imagine this mentality is applied in many other aspects of your life.

my parents had a fibre optic tree that lit up when i grew up and it reminds me of christmas more than a real one

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>>226000977

>>226000986
the good old days. Back when search engines actually worked like search engines instead of whatever the fuck they are now. Miss it dearly

dude we're going to the jack o lantern patch

i've got a mate who is friends with t-pain and apparently t-pain retired from music because he had too many haters?
imagine being a rapper and building your career out of dick-swinging posturing about how you don't care about haters, and then quitting because the haters got to you. thin-skinned fella

only 2 days left to delete your choking and incest porn lads

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There she is!

>>226001046
it's called a pumpkin patch

i deserve a teenage gf (of legal age). i am 31 almost 32

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>>226000950
you are valued

right but what do you neets do all day then

>>226001020
spending 2-3 hours in the process of disposing of the tree then hoovering up all the needles in the car, lobby, staircase and flat is not a small inconvenience
get over yourself

>>226001071
lay in bed wait to die

>>226001065
This upsets the normies for some reason

>>226001073
povvo brained imbecile

of course I could just chuck the tree out the balcony window I suppose, bit irresponsible though

>>226001082
what if a teenage girl said i really want a 30 year old boyfriend

I'm on my way to the shops to get beer and if there's beer I'll go look for a girlfriend or have outside time not screen time right now as I lost this as it were lol

can't get the smell of arse and farts out of my chair

never used social media much at all myself, but normies seem to think not using it is some kind of revolutionary act. the truth is nothing will ever make your shitty life any better (except illicit drugs)

>>226001079
:(

>>226001082
i had a huge crush on a 30 year old woman when i was 17, so the way i see it, it's only fair

>>226001089
tree shagger

>>226001118
don’t even know how popular social media is, some say it’s less than 10% of all people on who use it yet it seems like everyone is on it
what gives

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weird women bestiality fantasy has gone mainstream

>>226001100
She gets gaslit and forced to stop, assuming she's legal age to entertain that idea
Lots of girls find me attractive and I've been trying to find a way to make that age go up (as I got older). The advice I took (from the internet in my own private research) is that older girls prefer a man who seems "secure" and "confident" and focused on their own things instead of being a spaz
>>226001126
Different gender dynamic tho. You wouldn't get bullied for that

>>226001118
4chan is social media

>>226001102
the last thing you personally need is more beer

in reality that age gap would make the relationship really awkward, you wouldn't have a single thing in common and have totally different worldviews and values

Right lads
at 23:00 aka 11:00pm the latest shit from world of warcraft will release

Just letting you know I might be a bit busy x

>>226001100
the trick is to go for birds who have absentee/dead fathers. not only are you kind of filling a void in their heart, but you also don't have to carry on trying to make a good impression with the dad, lest you find him on his front porch polishing a shotgun and asking what your intentions are. (umm probably the same as yours back in the day nigga). two birds with one stone ent it

>>226001151
and have you ever been in a committed relationship before?

If a [REDACTED] years old foid wants to fuck a 30 year old, they gaslight her
If a male that is the same age wants to do that but gay then they get help and suddenly it's "ok" or even "based", fucking hypocrites
And at the same time we're supposed to all be saying that women are people who can think (for themselves), fucking hypocrites

>>226001151
this
sometimes speak to zoomers at toil and wouldn't want to spend time outside of toil with them

>>226001147
i don't have a profile though (except for probably the one that a handful of resident schizos have patched together because they seemingly have nothing better to do)

>>226001151
True or at least that is the common consensus. However I am mentally retarded and have loads in common with them and if anything I'm the man for the job

>>226001137
pretty sure literally all women of all ages prefer a man who's secure, confident and not a spaz

>>226001164
yes

>>226001151
low iq post

its great when the posts here are just reacting to something a few of you saw on some other form of social media but you just reference is as if its happening in here. like who is saying you cant have an 18yo gf in this thread i cant see who youre replying to. they dont exist!

>>226001156
but will you be on the cans?

Be right back
And I liked a idk maybe 28 year old or something but she rejected me. I could say I'm on about 2 maybe 3 rejections. That means there's only like 7 more rejections to go. Not that I care it's just I'm taking my time and not speed running

i'm 31 but i look young so women my age will think i'm too young for them, but younger women will only be weirded out upon finding out how old i am and categorically shift into suddenly being a weirdo who likes em young. it's lose-lose bros

>>226001215
Yeah and I'm not talking about 18 year olds neither

you know how it's very uncommon to see 30-somethings just hanging out with teenagers as friends? There's a reason for that

not even against age gap relationships but when it's more than 10 years the compatibility starts to plummet

>>226001232
:/

I just got called a “fucking stupid cunt” and given the middle finger because some chav in a big Mercedes intentionally sped up to atleast 35mph in a 20 zone to cut me off even though if he was going 20 there was a gap. Why are people so horrible on the roads

i've never approached a woman with romantic or sexual intent in my life, because quite simply i don't think i'm good enough for anyone. not ugly or fat or short or bald or anything, just very mentally ill and unemployed, and still living with mumberg in my early 30s, and have no car because i crashed it a few months ago while off my face on xannies

if you have anything in common with any woman youre a poof sorry

>>226001229
grow a beard to age yourself a bit

1 hour and 5 minutes until I can buy alcohol

>>226001216
erm not this week
Maybe the Friday
Not feeling too well

>>226001268
Say you’re in your 50s now and a billionaire, successful businessman. Who you dating? Me? Some fit 19-22 year old model

>>226001286
can't, not in my genes. best i could do is a wispy goatee probably

grow your pubes really long

>>226001282
Based

when you generalize like that it makes you look a bit stupid

>>226001272
But legal age. Actually legal age +1. Now what

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>>226000950

>>226001302
haven’t even shaved my pubes this year, no point is there not like anyone’s gonna see them

>>226001293
yeah but it's not going to be a happy loving relationship is it, it's going to be a grim transactional one where the trophy wife expects to be showered with jewellery and furs in exchange for begrudgingly lying like a starfish while you pump them, then leaving you and taking half your money a couple years later. No thanks

why does mousenonce get upset at being called a paedophile when he constantly makes paedo posts?

wiping my arse got shite all over my hands

Whatever. All my literal enemies right now (anyone that isn't legal age) is at school which lets me do what I want without much worry

>>226001287
this is why scotcucks had to make that law and the minimum unit pricing one otherwise you would just drink yourselves into total oblivion. yees canny houl yer drink as you would say

>>226001219
i've been rejected by like a thousand girls irl
who knows how many tens of thosuand on apps

>>226001342
um actually sweaty he always makes sure to stipulate (LEGAL AGE) in his posts. No person that constantly has to clarify that could ever be a nonce

>>226001342
Because I'm not a pedophile
And that's the worst thing you can call someone

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broken britain

>>226001330
Not at all. You’re a BILLIONAIRE you hold all the power if your gf is acting like that then you just dump and onto the next

>>226001342
>>226001361
Yeah I'm drinking lactose free milk because I'm allergic to lactose
>Why you always drinking lactose I bet you shit yourself constantly freak
>Yeah and you said that you didn't so I bet you actually do more than milk drinkers yeah. Btw I don't drink milk not even lactose free milk

>>226001365
anyone that pays for a brown to collect their slop for them instead of just getting it themselves deserves this to happen and worse

>>226001388
they will ALL act like that, no billionaire can find true love that's why they've all got like 8 ex wives

I don't even like lactose I prefer eating the shit directly faggot yeah

>>226001396
plenty of white delivery blokes though, even get a fit polish girl sometimes

>>226001322
Svensk tiger

>>226001330
and how is that different to most relationships?

How is that different to drinking lactose you fucking milk drinker Ew you sick fuck I can't believe this

>>226001325
Jeet dick on the l'g

>>226001418
my local amazon driver is a white milf

>>226001428
the average bloke has to find a girl that genuinely likes him as person, not one that's blinded by money

But you can't look at porn of under 18s, because that's illegal (age)
You just got morally grand standed on

>>226001411
Because most of them don’t care for finding true love they want beauty that they can come home and fuck and then go back to the world of business and being the top 0.1%
Also what is your definition of true love

internet speed a bit shit this morning

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Not good

>legal age
Have to do it to em
(If they're fit and single, female, no STIs or cuck shit)

fuck i left the heating on at 30 degrees all night

>>226001499
if you're fine with having a partner that feels nothing for you then fair play to you, get them teenagers shagged

>>226001559
Wait when did we start talking about teenagers? Also you didn’t answer my question about true love

>>226001552
>30 degrees
what the fuck mate

so the russians forgot to hack this election then

>>226001567
disgusting ghoul

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>>226001518
Can't find the funny gif I was going to post at this so idc

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ummmm..

>>226001525
all women have STIs, like 99.999% of sexually active people aged 20 or over at least have herpes

>>226001567
this is the person talking about shagging teenagers, mad how unsurprising it is given the look of him
proper nonce visage

>>226001574
weren't we arguing about why big age gap relationships don't work? I don't even fucking know any more. Time to get off /brit/ I think, do something else

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no big deal aha

>>226001567
>>226001586
Cope and seethe
There is no reason for you to be as obsessed and upset as you are

>>226001559
Yeah I will do that if I get my way, thanks

Seems a good time to mention we are now 653 days since Donald Trump said he would have ended the war in Ukraine “within 24 hours”.

>>226001282
My gf likes the simpsons and we watch it together does that make me a poof?

well he may have lost the presidency but at least he's got all his successful businesses to fall back on

>>226001483
average bloke isn't attractive on the basis of looks or whatever to the average woman
they only get that on the basis of being reliable resourceful etc basically an imitative billionaire

Yeah sick name I think I'll take it
Btw you have no argument and went to picking on my appearance. I don't look like anything for your sake

>>226001418
Old white man that looks like my dad always delivers for the chinese I order from, super weird because it's literally always him. Maybe he's married to the little chinese lady that does the cooking

>>226001630
this is endlessly regurgitated incel rhetoric and not reflective of reality, try popping outside hun

If you are upset with my posts this thread you are 1 of 2 things:
Virgin neek (adult or child) or actual pedophile (adult)
A parent

Look around and if you're this upset and buttmad (9AM on a workday btw) with no little kids of your own running around the house, I've some bad news for you

>>226001606
This is definitely up there with the most pathetic things I've ever seen on this cursed website

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Are YOU a wool?

Nonce Visage sounds like a batman villain

Old white man that looks like my dad always delivers chinese I order, on time and readily on demand always him like I'm the emporer

>>226001667
Sorry don't speak norf

>>226001655

And we need to take away women's rights

>>226001667
Crocky here

Delivery driver old white man that looks like my dad always delivers chinese food ordered on time and readily on demand when I need him, like I'm the emporer and it's always him

>>226001654
project on

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>>226001518
went boozing last night

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Just woken up, are we officially the 51st state now?

>>226001726
Yeah they voted you in last night

Yanks be like: "SHE WAS 18 YEARS AND 725 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK"

>Look Batman, a clue!
>[Batman picks up a pissy nettle]
>It's just as I thought old chum, Nonce Visage is operating another dastardly scheme!

really wish i'd pulled my todge' before work and now im in work i obviously can't
what a disappointing start to the morning

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793586338143781.mp4

>>226001662
Somehow I doubt that

>>226001758
Who's D

>>226001724
u hanging my g
did up ull last night ny numberinos?

>rice krispies don't have rice in any more
worlds gone mad

>>226001751
scringching

>>226001763
To what end?

>>226001726
every country with press freedom is covering this. tends to happen when the most powerful and influential nation on earth has significant political news (because it impacts the entire planet)

>>226001758
Get yourself down the disabled toilets lad, it's a victimless crime

>>226001780
Why are you eating kids cereal
Why do you have things in common with toddlers

so let me get this straight mousenonce has now decided to call itself face of nonce
great
well at least it admits it's a nonce now lmao

>>226001780
This is probably the saddest part of shrinkflation. Not that I eat them or Coco pops any more but the idea that they can just take out the single ingredient of it and replace it with reformed slop is really grim

>>226001726
BBC in Texas

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sup tiggas

slim feminine japanese beauties with enormous breasts and not a single tattoo or surgical enhancement milking every drop of semen from a helpless salaryman like a demented succubus

>>226001797
Well I'm finished for a bit and the thread can go back to not caring about your posts while you sit and talk like a spaz you fucking pedophile

>>226001726
Big news lad, big news

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finna scran the lot and get proper twatted, me

the mid atlantic ridge is the only thing stopping great white sharks entering our waters and feasting upon our flesh

>>226001832
fuck off mousenonce you evil noncing ghoul

>>226001806
nothing tastes like it used to any more, everything tastes like arse. Even the higher end stuff has been ruined. Have you tried a toblerone or quality street recently? It's like an AI interpretation of the real thing

Legal age isn't noncing it's literally the law
We live in a society

Btw everyone, they're now saying that "legal age" means I am a pedophile. Some backwards desperate logic

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mental

>>226001837
last time I did a BIG dose of shrooms I didn't have a particularly good time
still want to do them again though aha

If fucking dogs makes me a nonce then I'm not going to write down violations of the United States law in writing on the website

>>226001859
I tend to just avoid eating things that I have fond memories for because of how shit it's all become. Got very pissed off last time I bought a chocolate bar and now just don't bother

23 minutes until I can drink
>>226001353
Nah shouldn't be a time limit for drinking set by government, it's none of their bees wax
This shit is annuda Abe

>>226001884
I'm hoping the sales will get so bad they're forced to revert to an older recipe like coke "classic" but I won't hold my breath. Fuck this gay earth

u cant report off topic posts in int anymore huh

arses have gotten smaller too you pay more for less now

>>226000872
Why do you call another human being your boss? And a especially a female. You have no shame

>>226001879
that bag was 7 grams. i've eaten entire 7 gram bags of shrooms a few times (and from different sources so i can be relatively sure it wasn't just one scammer selling me rubbish) and never had any kind of proper hallucinations other than every surface looking like it has weird patterns with it. i wanted to check out of reality and have a conversation with the moon or summat, bloody bhenchod bastard

No such thing as “true love”
No such thing as a “soul mate”
you have to grow up

>>226001928
there's nothing like having an attractive female superior at work lad, having her call you a good boy when you do well, having her get angry and boss you around if you fuck up, cooorrr

my ex was my soul mate but i fucked it up by being deranged and emotionally distant

Think my own personal psy ops in the workplace are being interfered with by psy op psy ops

>>226001884
Surely part of it is just you growing older and your tastes changing isn't it? Not saying they don't mess with the recipe but chances are you have a greater breadth of experience than you did back then and what seemed to be the best at the time turned out to not be so great.

>>226001939
cope on

>>226001932
7 grams? Jesus, the most I've done is 5 and I started seeing skulls coming out of people's faces. Maybe I'm a lightweight, or maybe your shrooms aren't that strong

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alri niggas

>>226001960
Defeated that jaded broken freak

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Emma Watson could fill a chamber pot with that keister.

>>226001910
Doubt it, the cattle still consoom regardless. There was a queue to get into the mcdonalds drive through when I drove past it on Sunday morning. Unbelievable how docile and thick and devoid of any taste they are

>>226000765
Topic of the thread: the LEGAL AGE

Discuss

>>226001960
Sure im the one who’s coping
8,300,000,000 People in the world and your soulmate not only happens to be from the same country as you but also the same general area within that country, and guess what you also met each other on tinder! Some luck!

>>226000948
Me too. I've always thought a real tree is the only way, and getting artificial is a nasty way of thinking. But thinking about the fact these things are grown, chopped down, just so they can sit in your house for a very short time and die, then get thrown away like some piece of crap. So now I see it in reverse. It just has to be symbolic, decorations are supposed to be man-made anyway. Keeping it forever will give it some sentimental value anyway. Get a good one

>>226001953
not him but they are legit reducing sugar, milk, butter and fat content in everything and swapping out ingredients for cheaper substitutes. Yes there is an element of nostalgia but most products really do taste noticeably worse than they used to

Toilstein is trying to get me to do some utterly pointless busy work that will be entirely redundant if we just wait a week. Can't see it happening frankly

nothing makes you feel smarter and more worried about the world than taking part in a group learning session where you need to follow along with the trainer
always some mong that gets it all wrong or doesn't listen

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>>226001987

nooooooo they just gave me 15 people to officially line manage at toil
i cant do it lads

>>226001964
yeah possibly the 3 different guys i got them from were conspiring to sell me shite. either that or i just have a strong baseline tolerance to them

Before you take part in the threads topic of the thread, see: >>226001655
For the one seething, just remember this post when it starts back up fucking talking again

i'm constipating

>>226001945
Oh my god, you've gone a step further and called her superior. I couldn't do it. Sometimes a bossy woman can be sexy, but I would never genuinely let her walk all over me or see myself as the inferior

>>226001998
>always some mong that gets it all wrong or doesn't listen
ktim

>>226001982
ironically I feel maccas actually hasn't changed all that much from how I remember it however the cost of it is now so insultingly high that I'm amazed people still buy it
it's a basic as fuck burger and chips, it should not cost nearly a tenner

>>226001990
this is your brain on atheism

>>226002002
Absolutely hate that for you lad. I used to have two direct reports and moved to a more technical job because of how much bullshit was involved

very paranoid that i've got a bald spot on the back of my head despite no noticeable hairline recession

it’s getting a little concerning now, when I was a no life virgin neet at 19 I was cool and relaxed about it, now I’m still a no life virgin neet and I’m nearly 24 it’s getting a bit scary

>>226001837
>>226001837
So they make you throw up?

>>226002038
Ktim but 36

>>226002038
scream this is me but 35
you aint even entered the big leagues yet
at 24 i still had hope and felt relatively normal

>>226002033
im trying to get out. im in a technical job now but that's all gone to shit. im a babysitter until i find a new place

>>226001992
don't worry lad I'm going to get a higher end realistic looking one that will keep for years

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>>226002028
this is on your brain Christianity

Sometimes [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Russian [REDACTED] (legal age) [REDACTED] [REDACTED] I WOULD [REDACTED] THAT! [REDACTED] She [REDACTED] JUST [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] HER

>>226002064
I think*

>>226002048
Trying to manage a gen z retard fresh out of uni was the worst thing I've ever had to do. Best of luck in your escape

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>>226002064

Hungover
Tired, dehydrated, head hurts
Hungover
Post that video, you know the one
To make me feel better

>>226002019
I meant superior in the sense that she's higher rank, I don't personally consider her superior to me. She also has a lot of respect for me and doesn't talk to me like an underling

sucking a tea (legal age)

How do you guys live in a place that rains half of the year, I would be really sad all the time.

>>226002038
You're still just a kid

>says he's done for now and is going to close /brit/
>carries on posting

>>226002063
damn he found a woman
and he's shagging
he's thriving
albeit he is also a bit of a loon

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>>226002085

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I'd jump Emma Watson's bones.

>>226002104
>he'sonly just learning mousenonce is thoroughly mentally ill and schizo
hmm

>>226002095
I find rain comfy, especially if I'm inside cuddling with the gf

>>226002095
i like the rain

>>226002105
He’s a racist who’s against race mixing who is now race mixing (whilst still being against race mixing somehow)

Every 33 year old, 35 year old, 37 year old virgin in this thread was at one time a 24 year old virgin. Yet they'll sit here and tell this 24 year old lad "ah you're fine lad you're only 24 you'll turn it around".

None of us turned it around though. It was over for us at 24 and it remains over now, in our 30s.

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Oh here it is
>>226001518
SLEEP TIME NEEDED: MORE SLEEP THAN YOU GOT. SLEEP NEED AT: 8 HOURS (SLEEP FOR THIS LONG ON ALGORITHM)

>>226002099
Yeah you guys used to tell me that when I was 18/19 now look where that got me

>>226002038
prossard. now.

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>>226002085

>>226002125
i was never a virgin at 24?

>>226002125
I actually did turn it around but I'm starting to feel like I'm a freak outlier rather than an inspiration to the others

>>226002044
they do cause a bit of nausea aye

>>226001594
Only mention of "funny" ITT
>>226001278
Only mention of "employ" (about unemployment, same as "legal age" =/= cute and funny)

>>226002121
>>226002123
it's not much the rain although I do find it annoying (or streets are shit) but the no sun is what really does me in

>>226002124
where he said he's againt race mixing

>>226002095
We are really sad all the time

>>226002125
the point is at 24 it's weird but theoretically salvagable at 35 even if you somehow became a chad the next day you have 15+ years to make up of normal adult relationships whereas the 24 year old only has 4-5 years

Lost my virgeness at 15 and over twenty years later the longest I've gone without a shag is about 4 months. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

>>226002151
Too scared lol

>>226002044
you feel a bit sick and also feel hot and sweat a lot
also it lasts for hours on end so the whole day is basically a write-off

the wankdemons are inescapable

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>>226002176

>>226002194
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>226002178
the weather might be a contributor

>>226002195
get some benzos down ya
i lost my virge to a prossard when i was 24 myself but it was a breeze while i was doped up. kept losing my erection mid-coitus though

using the toilet brush to get off skidmarks
humiliation ritual

>>226002206
maybe he thinks he's white (delusional but still)

mental mental chicken oriental

>>226002212
Do they try and talk to you before/after sex?
Also benzos just make me sleepy

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This is my type

>>226002238
bit old for you

Of girl
Didn't have a normal image

stomachberg is gurgling like mad this morning

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>>226002222
I hate that but I have one of those so it's not a problem

I'm gonna install one in my small bathroom as well

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daughter gets engaged to a black guy 22 years her senior and you post this
Cuck final boss

Making impressive gains on the sleepmaxxing front

>>226002249
Curious how old do you think she is
Not that you'll gm give a straight answer. Bye

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This is my type

>>226002273
isn't this guy based?

What's rorke up to today?

>>226002222
Modern-day Sysiphus

>>226002273
yes this will definitely be a long lasting and happy marriage with no regrets or fatherless children

feeling another 20 grand win on the ponies today

doing work, toiling you could call it

sakura bakushin o is legal age ok

>>226002283
> racist who’s against race mixing who is now race mixing (whilst still being against race mixing somehow)
Is that based?

>>226002284
mourning the loss of trump

wonder if my willy hates me cos he's never been inside a vagina

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>>226002301
yeah

>>226002304
do virgins have shag dreams?