get neet cows toiling edition
Any holds in a poo for ages because you can't be bothered to go man in
mental how I was called a pedophile 9999999 zillion times last thread and only one time did someone (other than me) say the two words together "how old"
Get the godless orient posted
>>226002549yeah haha
it's mad how important the meetings I'm in though the day are and everyone is so grown up and serious then I jump on here in between to post images of cartoon frogs and bradley walsh. I wonder if the lawyers and MDs are doing the same
gonna see how long it takes me to drink a can of beer. its predrink
>>226002549yeah but I like to gently squeeze it out and in because I like how it feels
>>226002577Nah most people take themselves very seriously
>>226002577mad how if you mention babies to a pink haired obese psyche libtard they audibly sigh
this is the new ok
it's ours now
>>226002601enjoy
mad how if you see us in the club youll be watching all night
eating snyders pretzels pieces (honey mustard and onion) and listening to weedeater
>>226002619eat snyders pretzels while watching the snyder cut
>>226002604hope she reads this bro. so long as shes legal age +20 you sick fuck in which case youre a fucking creep
WW3 soon de lads x
one of the most iconic moments in history
mad how the 1st of this month rolled around and by 5PM the Twitter was full of fucking foids like ooo aa oooo you want to break NNN
test
On this day in 1839, the Newport Rising took place, when ordinary people in Wales stood up for the right of every man over 21 to vote, not just the wealthy. Soldiers of the English Army opened fire on the crowd.22 people died.Is this taught to Welsh children in Welsh schools? No, sorry we only teach them about Jewish and black suffering
>>226002646mad how women are just as into sex as men are (arguably more so considering lack of refraction period) yet still there is an incel/virgin epidemic among men
It coming xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6g3LDMd1o
>>226002655you're gonna set them off with comments like this
>>226002589poo um
>>226002655probably simps fault for the state of this world
i have a job where i have to drive to meet with the police all the time and usually i have bloodshot eyes and am obviously hungover and probably smell a bit of booze. this morning no exception. honestly surprised they havent arrested me in the carpark of one of the meetings yet. maybe they just think im retarded
>>226002677whom? foids? if there are foids here then just know I am here. hey. I am single and ready to jingle (bells)
but honestly if all the men in the world except Chads died like "how women want" then how does that make anything worse and not all better in every way unless youre threatened by it? objectively a good thing to happen
>>226002698informer
>>226002629I would rather die
What do foids do all day. Cant imagine they read or play video games or watch films. They must just speak to 100 different blokes on snapchat at once for entertainment. No wonder theyre all evil
nanberg sorting me out
>>226002734for the love of god go outside
>>226002734they be playing video games now *ahem* naoh, *shieeet*
what am i supposed to do with my willy if not wank it
Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.
>>226002734uniroincally yes spend msot of their time on social media and getting orbiters
women? hate them
had to stop reading /brit/ yesterday because it was all yank politics. is it finally out of your system?
right that's the obscene deplorable JAV wank done time for a coffee
Test
we love and respect women here
>>226002739is that like a gumbo situation?
if I was a woman id get a boyfriend and make him go out and ask girls out with a butt vibrator in and every time he is rejected I activate it (I am watching him). what if he succeeds? aha I am a woman so I dont need to think
>>226002747um let me suck it? Duh!
>>226002739meant to be jambalaya or something else
I have never even heard of women
rolling a cig and seeing how long it takes to drink 2 beersHelperFaggot off jerking off o algo
Necking that Greggs nows.Yeah I got that bacon and omelette roll with brown sauce, hash browns, orange juice, cheese and onion bake, a wausage woll and a cheeky choccy donut. Might as well x
his ass is an ass
mental how you people have a virus on my computer, literally illegal by the way
wish i had a bf. i'd just have his willard in my mouth 24/7
>>226002734gfberg mostly just scrolls social media looking at pictures of animals and nail designsnot a single thought in a her little head
>>226002776you're a cute girl aren't youthings are really looking up for little ole me
>>226002835what if he wants to inject you with GHB and milk you like a cow
>>226002835um, hi?
any “nigga” man in
>>226002857ew no i'm a boy not a girl>>226002867hi xx
>>226002833It`s ok to have a virus sometimesPart of life
lock women in dog cagesconnect electricity to the door handle and *let* them *walk out* if they ask to leave until they stop thinking about leaving
drinking various fluids
made rice and bisto as a student once and everyone i told it to has looked disgusted and disappointed
>>226002846what a delightful little creature usually i would ask you a foul question at this stage regarding a certain vile act bit i dont think i will now
why do you want a guys willy in your mouth like seriously what is the appeal
>>226002773correct
whats the age gap between your parents and grandparents mine 10 years (im making it 11 because 20 year olds are old hags)
I will cook my air fryer microwave for lunch ok
what size is a typical shot glass
still stuck in my gnosis prison because i simply refuse to believe the cage is actually unlocked
>>226002911no-one gives a fuckgo get some mates you bore
>>226002819Me? Sat at work right now wishing I was dead. Got another 2 hours until my lunch break.
>>226002912normies burn plastic and start huffing the fumes because they live next to busy roads, and then they say smoking in pubs is bad!
>>226002925vgp
>>226002619Jalapeno is the patrician choice I regret to inform you
Sir Air Fryer
>>226002925why so defensive? im just information gathering like yeah if youre 22 then dont go shag a 12 year old lil bro. chill tf out
saw this on the bus. wonder if it was an invitation?anyway not a great arse, best get to the gym and spam some hip thrusts like the rest of the thots
>>226002925screaming done that freak
>>226002912maybe it is having a vape !!
>>226002896she really is just a lovely person and I'm lucky to have her x
i entered a mental state one time where i understood the monty hall problem and why it was better to switch but that clue has long gone and now im back to thinking no dont switch why the fuck would it matter its still 50/50 fuck the other door if you walked into the new situation off the street and were offered the choice it would be 50/50
>>226002931>>226002961pedophiles
>>226002958least rapey non white
>>226002925Fucking hell bit over the top mate
>>226002944I will try these next time I go to lidl ok
>>226002972I don't understand it neither but Diego, cleverest bloke we know, said it was right so I accept it
>>226002981whats the age gap between your parents and grandparents
>>226002813Bit early for a drink isn't it lad? Just kidding get em ya de lad. Also I'm not jerking off since it's NNN. Cheers x>>226002926Damn that sucks man. Me? I work part time, only 20 odd hours a week and I actyally enjoy it so don't mind. I'm not in work today so just womfing around like the gool ol' days. Garn swimming later x
whats the age gap between your two parents and two grandparents mine a modest and correct 10 years
lost a few games of chess but then won a few so it all balanced out
the people saying that "you would have nothing in common with a 17 year old" play Pokemon and browse tikky tok all day on they, Nintendo Switch
just bought a second pair of sunglasses that are identical to the ones I already own so I have a backup pair if I lose the first one
>>226003018that`s how life works ok you win some then you lose some
honestly dont mind mousey hes just a retard. look at him babbling away there getting no (you)s talking drivel about age gaps or something. harmless peasant the greek posting under the irish flag however him i cannot stand he has to go
How long does a heartbreak last if it started in Late summer?
you got themsissy boi hands18 year old bhoi
I reckon nonce posters should get visited by the coppers like when an Arab posts about wanting to join ISIS on Facebook
>>226003035have you ever actually spent time hanging out with a 17 year old? Had any meaningful conversations with one?
>>226003055he has previously said he would rape a child and various animals. you think thats harmless?
>>226003055getting no replies because they got BTFO and im right and I told them the conversation is over >>226003065no but only because of bullshit social contracts
starting to think daily masturbation might be a waste of time
>>226003057forever
>>226003055now im a child rapist libmouse: BTFO. argument won he got owned zomg
>>226003082should only do it when you're naturally horny don't get porn up to stimulate the wilbert
>>226003057it depends, I still haven't gotten over one from 5 years ago
>ever actually spent time hanging out with a 17 year old?put me on
19 year old cousin i've met twice is visiting today and i feel no connection to anything similar so can't imagine going out together
Supposed to be toiling but am in fact just looking up all the restaurants I'm going to visit on my work trip to Michigan next week. I think I'm most excited for outback steakhouse where I will be consoomin a bloomin onion
>>226003074The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I dated a 17 year old once. We never had sex. She broke my heart too lol. But what an experience it was while it lasted.
>>226003110is she single
I have to get this subreddit off my ass
>>226003132don't know, sorry
>>226003125i dont think harmless people say things like that.
>>226003128>I dated a 17 year old once.NONCE!!!!!!!!!!>We never had sex.OH...UH...ERRRR O-OH MY! ERRRRRRRRRR. DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
>>226003128>inb4 nonce
`Mouse` is lovely
AWWW NAUR
>>226003125reminder of this post >>226002007for when you talk to the judge juror and executioner over here
*plop*
>no no I was merely PRETENDING to be a nonce to win the respect and admiration of my peers
The Best Of Mousey Has Yet To Come ..
>>226001655childless niggas thinking about what "safe" people saySAFE: ERMMM NOT LEGAL AGE SET BY THE LAW BUT A LITTLE BIT HIGHER THATS SAFE AN OLD HAG
cooked
ratghoul is being proper hilarious with his jokes about raping kids. good one mate!
GATEKEEPING THE PUSSY BECAUSE IM A SAFE PERSON SAFE IM NORMAL THATS WHY I SIT HERE CALLING PEOPLE PEDOS 20 HOURS A DAY ITS BECAUSE IM NOT ONE
getting heart broken by a girl you never fucked is crazy
>>226003202get this when I order from overseas amazonberg even though I'm MINTED
GATEKEEPING JOKES AND COMEDY AND PUSSY (LEGAL AGE)
>>226003230I’m just poor like
>>226003218you can get heartbreak from having like a few dates with themit does not take much given certain circumstances
>>226003240Idk lad ive never been on more than two dates without shagging
>>226003218what if you never even dated her or knew her name, age, or eye color? probably because it was your soulmate
I get heartbreak from hentai doujin characters
>>226003238ya me too until i win the euromillions this friday
>>226003247not everyone likes sleeping around
age of consent needs to be changed to 18. The fact it’s somehow legal for a 30 year old to have a 16 year old gf and have sex with her but it would be illegal for the girl to send him nude pictures shows the government know it’s wrong. Will they change anything? Probably not because the system is full of nonces and wrongens
none of the parents ITT are calling me a pedophile. im safe around children
The "Guy" in Guy Fawkes is pronounced "Gwee"
>>226003260age of consent law's can't have age gap limits, because it would create a perverse incentive for those at the end of the gap to pursue the inevitable prohibited thing to do. and it's 16 because that's when puberty is usually done and therefore people are inherently going to have more sex
>>226003260>age of consent is wrong because its illegal for them to be in porn and thats means the age of consent needs to change and not uhhhhUH OH! STRANGE POST!
>none of the parents ITT are calling me a pedophile. im safe around children
>Massive Cyberattack on French blood banks heats samples to 110°C from -30°C>Shortly before, Cyber firm Claroty was caught playing with refrigeration systems, experimenting and hijacking temperatures in EU.oh what a surprise its yet another israeli founded company doing shady shit
>>226003249you sound immature and would probably kill yourself if you ever experienced sincere heartbreakthere's oceans between pining after a girl, romanticising her in your head before realising you cant have her, and having intense emotional intimacy severed
>>226003267no parent will ever want you around their kids. you look absolutely disgusting and terrifying to a child
>>226003297Fairly sure this is an AI driven hack but no one's cottoning on to it
uh oh! fallacy! worthless dogshit opinion discarded!
>>226003259Just you i think, girls love it
>>226003316yeh tel AIviv maybe
did the childless nigga joke police just use a fallacy to say what all parents are thinking even though they are not one? curious
>>226003289I’m not talking about porn am i
>>226003307candida overgrowth on his tongue is disgusting, his body is literally full of fungus
>>226003344I think you are, but if youre not then I want to say im not advocating for the legal age to be lowered
candida >.<
>>226003323I've done it and caught an STD before because I was retarded. Never again.
>girls don't pooYes they do.
if only mouse streamed every day
the myth of legal age you forgot to ask the 4chan poster zoomer what he thinks (NO he WONT tell you the age gap between his parents)
>>226003352yeast freak
you cant fuck [legal age] girls because... well because I CANT BREED
>>226003262Massive waves up next to the tip we should go together
>>226003394>I CANT BREEDktim
what's that green stuff you put on food to make it look more posh? is it coriander?
Mousey calls.him Donald Chump
>you cant fuck horses because my PP is small!!!!!! it hurts my feelings OK!!!!!
>>226003418they're called herbs
>>226003125they breezed right over this one (and saying id rape a child o algo) and went to saying "yer ugly lol" says it all!
wake up
right
gonna have a 2nd beer
>>226003418chives?
Autumn is basedThere I said it
for me, its bakshin O
get the patent on rorke
>>226003474horke
>>226002589how
hoofing ketamine in the back of a ford transit van off the side of the m4
sexo
when mi fuk pussy pussy tun red
where does money come from
>>226003497you fucking love Dont Panic
>>226003497How do you make your picks
>>226003508scream that's me
>>2260035410 replies
*picture of someone in the corner losing his religion*ktim
Autumnchads rise up
Farting up a storm and lying in bed
>>226003541MdotR is a legend
palm beach subedimion >>226002525
>>226003531Can't say I havent been there
heh, ktim
>>226003508um this photo is banned in Britain
>>226003497I'm rorke and I always have a patent on
New York has a Muslim mayorMichigan has a Muslim mayorTexas is Indian and less than 50% whiteAmerica has fallen
>>226003531anything but meth, baka
that's nearly £60 of skincare products ordered x
>>226003702tits or gtfo
right thats one hand smelling like poo for some reason and the room smelling like baby wipes mixed with the smell of baby shit
played videogames all dayagain
>>226003678The state of Michigan has a mayor does it?
been offered the job following my interview yesterday
>>226003775well done lad
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793738777795090.mp4would you? me Yes
>>226003775Good lad what job was it?
>>226003775what's his name haha
going to do my revision now while listening to cafe jazz playlists on youtube
>daaaad stop arguing with people online about sex with perfectly legal age women and just have me already! your wife is out there waiting, and so am I!! also youre so funny and handsome
>>226003775congrats
>>226003775it's over
>>226003797holy roids
>>226003797being attracted to that is gayer than being attracted to a feminine trannysurely
>>226003837no
>>226003805Hahaha done him
>>226003786>>226003818thanks>>226003800doxxable info>>226003805who the interviewer? >>226003824nearly
i've got a mouth ulcer and it really hurts i'm crying
shes hot
>>225991863why-are-russian-women-so-gorgeous-and-independent>>226003859get the bonjella on it
>>226003859:(
>>226003859rub salt on it
>>226002604HOPE SHE READS THIS VROOOOOO
Currently sat in the office writing thisCertain nights here won't believe me cause you can have a job and post on /brit/
Nearly midday must get started on letting off the fireworks or I'll never get to bed in time for the big day tomorrow.
>>226003723um I'm a bloke
>>226003923me? in the runt van
> GTA 6 Has Made Over $750 Million in Pre-Sales
>>226003958certified flop, due to woke
>>226003946Nahhhh ain't no way we've got tradies on /brit/What are you a sparky? I bet you're a sparky zesty ahh profession
>Andorra goalkeeper Jesus Owono "would never intentionally hurt anyone" and has been "deeply affected" by the death of Tenerife forward Jesus de Miguel, his team-mate said on Wednesday.dindu nuffin
Me? Sat at my desk with dreadful posture manically refreshing this thread to avoid doing any actual toil
>>226003972;)
is this russia?do we live in russia now?
ok this is me when
refuse to believe anyone openly browses 4chan at work
little old ladies dying for Palestine
>>226004011we all toil from home
>>226004011i did when i used to be a machine operator
>>226004003terminally online kids when something (that has been happening the whole time, in city 17 we live in) happens: R-RUSSIA? IS THIS RUSSIA? OH MY STARS I BETTER KEEP READING THE STATE-OWNED NEWS FOR UPDATES ON THIS RUSSIA
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1793770677565170.mp4epic way to die
>>226004011Nobody looks that closely at my phone, obvs wouldn't do it from computer
>>226004037not really, looks like an anime nonce swinging swords like that
Drinking some orange juice while grinding that Fortnite. It's a hard life but someone has to do it x
>>226004011I'm relegated to the IT (virgin) corner so nobody can see my phone screen
>>226004053hes way cooler than you are
wlh
>>226004037why is his arse out
>>226004065ktim love it life in the virgin corner
>>226004037Love state-sanctioned use of lethal force against low income individuals in disadvantaged areas
>>226004025weird spaz out
>>>/gif/31370104
>>226004076Why should I not spaff on that
>>226004099Shan't click on that as it's dreadfully illegal and I will be sent to jail for life if I look
guys isnt it a little bit weird at all how the government is controlling your sex life and exposing kids to tik tok and uber eats and saying you cant fuck your daughterlike, the state owns your child, like an animal. you are an animal
>>226004121can't think of a reason
Do you think Mousey gets a boner in the morning
accidentally hovered that link and a legion of burnhambots just kicked down my door
>>226004076true
>>226004121son
>>226004037KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK!
>>226004146yeah I do unless I need to piss. but sometimes I will just wank off my semi that stays like that cause I need a piss and pretend im fucking someone (or Japanese schoolgirls)
The Chronicles Of Mousey Part XII: The Horse Years
>>226004003Yeah I'm pretty sure not being able to publicly support proscribed terrorist groups without consequence isn't just limited to Russia
>>226004161indeed I need to navigate and prevent that horse stuff, if I could ever possibly try to have a child of my own, but im not ready yet (to talk about how youre a hypocrite for being a spaz about horse sex)
need racoon gf
does it even register in your mind that the horse breeding situation with animals (and dogs) is wrong if horse sex is "rape"
chance would be a fine thing
>>226004189
remember there's going to be a "cyber attack" this weekend so there won't be any electricity
>>226004203oh no they're going to melt all the icecream and frozen pizzas !!!
>>226004161im fighting awful but made-up demons, I hope >>226004203yeaaaahhh ill be FUCKIN!
OOTD
>>226004218the lucille bluth fit
>>226004218*they float* IN THE NAVY*they sink* IN THE NAVY
>>226004218genuinely girly what the fuck
>>226004218why does it make her look hench
>>226004218It's about 5 sizes too big
>>226004218what the actual duck
Oriental men have small genitalia.
>>226003837obviously
>>226004218ripping that off her and getting her pregnant
>>226004280what was it lad I don't open stuff like that
>>226004264just like that cavern between her legs
Eurythmics are under rated ..
>>226004264enough about her forehead !!
crazy how pedos like Nova wont say "hell" and yet they want to fuck kids. strange!
>>226004289blonde girl with a roidbod putting a construction instrument inbetween the wall and the brick layer
gossip_guy is typing…
>>226004203Might get the candles in
its a video from 4chan, the int board no less
right well the only thing worse than a 12 year old are 8 year olds so hopefully theyre not off school by the time I go out drinking
why has mousenonce been paedoposting all morning and the janny has done nothing?
AND THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN 8 YEAR OLDS ARE N-
>>226004311there's no bricklayer in the video it's just one woman
got to level 20 on maplestory classic and want to kms
its not actually mousenonce btw
no, its me and im not a nonce
>>226004384why would I get myself banned for saying the N word when all that freak can do is cry and show janny how much he thinks about sex and pedophillia when 12 and 8 year olds are mentioned? these people DO NOT belong on 4chan
>>226004218why is it 3 sizes too big for her?
>>226004399dunno
our mousein the middle of our thread
>>226004383used to spend all my money on gacha shit on that when I was a young lad what a waste of money I could have bought bitcoin
not so slippery... if it was ice (g = 0(?)), then the cube would speed up as theta increases. or theta is actually how cos goes to the right and sin goes to the left. [(hypothesis)]
>>226004399paedo gibberish
>>226004445hypothesis: as theta increases (the angle of theta - as sin approaches 0 and cos reaches like 90), bvelocity will increase
>>226004405you've pissed me of with this
>>226004445Here's a hypothesis for youI will wank my cock to umamusume rule34
>>226004467based
>>226004467um
gsin thetas increment is relative to g against the angle, that is why g and cos are linked
mouse, phd in schizo-mathematics
FREE CHARLIE BRONSON
>>226004449prove me wrong. age gap between your parents, your grandparents?>>226004486prove me wrongnot that htey will. im off out
>Rice Krispies and Coco Pops, long-standing staples of the family breakfast table, will no longer be made of whole rice grains in the UK, after Kellogg's said it was changing its recipe.>Instead the tiny toasted puffs will be made using corn flour and rice flour, and will also now contain wheat gluten as an ingredient.we are no longer a real country
>>226004499not really rice crispies are they then
>>226004499snap cr-ACK
>>Rice Krispies and Coco Pops, long-standing staples of the family breakfast table, will no longer be made of whole rice grains in the UK, after Kellogg's said it was changing its recipe.>>Instead the tiny toasted puffs will be made using corn flour and rice flour, and will also now contain wheat gluten as an ingredient.>we are no longer a real country
45 minute Anki sesh doneback at it later to see how much i memorised
>>226004528i look like this
>>226004499Rorke weepsThat's half his diet gone
>>226004539youre handsome and cute and good with animals
>>226004499BRB panic buying rice crispies
>ancient egyptian /brit/>"having an ank"
so is the new just not being made then?
>>226004582This is it
>>226004599>>226004599>>226004599
>>226004582last /brit/ innit
>>226004203Im going to be very annoyed if you're right about this
