William Pitt the Younger edition
>>226007187might go for nightshift stacking this christmas myself. was the last job i actually enjoyed doing. it does completely fuck your body up and makes a social life impossible, but what can you do really? better than a job dealing with customers.
what kind of black person are you
>>226007214>the youngerlooks old to me
>>226007249domesticated
>>226007249reasonable
been blasting heating all day #idgaf #yolo
>>226007261alcoholism does that to you
>>226007261me clicking on the new /brit/
>>226007275how the fuck does a weird freak like that still have a gf
>>226007282had it on for an hour this morning might stick it on again later tonight
>>226007242There's applying to jobs and 'applying to jobs'. If you're dolemaxxing it's easy to send off 2-3 applications a day that you know for a fact go nowhere and won't ever be looked at.
>>226007248good ladhonestly a lot of mental health problems depression inceldom etc is caused by idle hands it's just too easy in contemporary culture to get by without doing anything
>>226007308who says he has a gf
>>226007320yeah it's actually mad how much your general mental health/sense of self worth improves just from having a job and a reason to get up in the morning
>>226007326why isn't it mine?
i got opps in australia
>>226007332ponder the miasma
>>226007332i need to see all of them on dickdrainers
*starts my own landscaping business and declares of a profit of £12,500*
rorke getting put in prison for wanking to bdsm
>>226007325well he's calling this person darling/baby and sending heart emojis so it's either gf or he's very delusional about a friendship
>>226007317dolemaxxers arent sending off job applications, they're just pretending they did.
>>226007379how many times are you going to keep posting this
>>226007379cooorr x
>>226007342and also it reframes your leisure timesuddenly you dont have a whole day to "kill" you have a few hours of free time there isn't even enough time for you to be depressed because u wana do your hobbies etc and u dont have enough time to do them haha
>>226007379oh just fuck off
>>226007374more than likely the latter especially if she's taking pics of the exchange
guys we need to order another batch of "posted it again" awards
>>226007351>>226007379done so many wanks to this
I think that counts as trolling outside /b/ Not sure though
>just apply at a supermarketnice they have an email domain for people like me though
>>226007449im completely up for just genociding you lot not going to lie
>>226007342This but going to the office Spent years rotting inside my smeggy incel bedroom 'working'
>>226007455same. im not even disgusted by now its just normal for me.
destroyed my life through passivity award
>>226007498i wonder if the baby is half black
>>226007503You need shooting
>>226007524genuine middle finger nail ickwhy is it so short and fat wtf
>>226007524bitch middle finger nail look like my big toe
>>226007351>>226007379she knew what she was posting
>>226007417respect the hell out of this
>>226007545she deleted it and then laughed about it in the repost
>>226007494katheem
Why is everything hot honey flavoured now
nth for the holodem
uh oh
>>226007529corrrrrrrr faith
can we have one fucking thread without talking about black penis
>>226007249house "nigga"
>>226007612season 2 never
>>226007573A few years ago I would have gawked at the prospect, but then I saw the Tory Party arbitrarily rig their own election system just so Sunak could get in and you had actual MPs saying they're supporting him just so they can have the first non-white PM and not because of his platform.Frankly I'm surprised Labour didn't try pulling the same shit with David Lammy.
>>226007656that is the most dangerous thing right nowprobably 1/3 white women who come to my shop have a black boyfriend
some of you have such grim lives
>>226007701this is me going out solo drinking tonight haha
>>226007654
>>226007701i love to see they're all using my original uploadtruly a community of interracial lovers
I live in suffolk and I've never seen a single BMWF couple in my life
>>226007187Is this real? Like if she's started to look with 16 she propably has no education. Therefore she won't expect to land a Investment banker job.So are no stores looking for clerks in the UK? Are no helpers in any restaurant?There are over 1000 job openings for unskilled labour in my little town. You can have a simple job anytime you want.
>>226007732>they're allnot sure about this lad
>>226007701the Funny is bc she (Lady) is saying. BBC. so to meaning "big Black P*nnis" .. Love From BHARAT (India).
>>226007755those tiny bikini bottoms are driving me WILD
>>226007749all the jobs are being given to foreigners. not even a racist conspiracy. 4/5 of every job in the last 5 years has been given to a non-uk national. genuinely mental
>>226007755why is she wearing my tooth floss haha
my old flatmate from uzbekistan used to put lemon juice in his tea, so I introduced him to earl grey. both tea with citrus, like converging evolution or summat
>>226007351>>226007379>>226007425>>226007529>>226007588>>226007626>>226007654>>226007755
>>226007755god i wish i were a little bug living in that gap between tiles with a prime spot to sniff her arsehole
>>226007778You propably just don't want those jobs they take.
>>226007494Read John Williams Stoner pls
>>226007802scream
anyone wanna play a game with meive got loads already so if there's a game you want to play let me know and i might have it and we can play together if you want
>>226007805fucking make me
>>226007755long midriff on this peng ting
>>226007805already read it was quite good
>>226007701it's clearly heathernonce
>>226007850>>226007865WOWOW i love she i love to posting Sexy girls with My Bros...
>>226007850namegoshPOVME LICKING THAT GORGOUS TUMMYEVHO WEVEN NEEDS VAGINAS WHEN U HAVE THATYUMY YUMM MYUMMY ALL THOSE ABS IN MY TUMMY
brit boys remotely arousing me against my will
fucking dire thread
>>226007850>>226007865>>226007888>>226007914
bocchi the rock film new onecould be good
3DPD whores
>>226007994i'm not crazy about the focus on nijika
>>226007914>>226007964>>226008013hello Grogeous- KAMALJEET SINGH JINDAR
fucking reeks of curry in here
>>226008029same but what can you doat least it's getting something, maybe we'll even get a new album
>>226007789>>2260079214 days into NNN me and going strong>>226007894faith ordaway>>226007865>>226007888lush~
bet those complaining would love it if was arse lad night!!
>A man has been arrested after an alleged upskirting incident at a Brighton clothing shop. Sussex Police said the incident took place at Bershka in Churchill Square on October 27, where a man was reportedly seen taking photos up a woman’s clothing. A 22-year-old from Brighton was arrested on suspicion of voyeurism and operating equipment beneath clothing of another without consent.
>>226008055turns out im already follwoing her on isnta haha thasnk tho
>>226008043me when I dive headfirst into priti patel's massive arse
this thread is getting BBC Blacked
ava dalush - all internal
>>226008013
Get the speed garage classics mix on
>>226008086gentle reminder innit
gyaldemfreak and his indian mate posting pictures of women so they can get eachother offso absurdly grim
Get the 30 pack of Maggi curry flavour noodles ordered off Amazon
Janny being absolutely useless as perDon't make the thread 2 posts early though
>>226008162both pakis
I'm not a rorke about this but it really cannot be understated just how shit your job becomes when everyone else in your team is a woman
Porn censorship is slowly winning desu. The adoption of age checks is now widespread, and a lot of sites are now blocking access to VPNs as well on the grounds of security. Lots of content across sites is now being delisted and is no longer available. I know it makes me sound like a coomer but it is true, they are making it much, much harder to access the wank material you want.
Right so that's the fluoxetine, multivitamins, calcium and vitamin D and vitamin D pills imbibed with a glass of water courtesy of Severn Trent
>>226008162
>>226008218it should be banned, along with dating apps
BALDERDASH
>>226008224fluoxetine is so wank sertraline is where its at makes you feel like ur on an e all the time
>>226008246
>>226008190yeah it sounds good but they're all braindeadthey brought in chairs to assemble and an hour later none were done so i had to do it myself
>>226008190Have seen it happen, they spend all their time figuring out how to be catty bitches to each other. Fortuitously I am an IT autist so I am largely immune from this happening, but saw a group of them destroy the previously functional project management team at an old job
bloody freezing out there
>>226008261robin-chwaaan~
>>226008246is that kodoku?
>>226008326>>226008340grow up
>>226008287KORRRRRR KAIT
I'm boredwhat are you guys doing now
>>226008354I concur
How am I meant to learn all this vocabulary?
usually quite like the odd bit of slagposting on /brit/ but this is sillyalso gyaldemnonce should be shot with a gun
>>226008368pretending to workcontemplating tossing myself offmight go get some crisps
>>226008190when we toiled in the office there was 3 lads and 6 women and they'd chat about complete bollocks like corrie, what they had for tea or their weightwatchers meetings that we had no interest in but we got told we need to talk about footy less because the women felt excluded
>>226008369And black men conquer (white women)
>>226008364yes now demmieslad ITT lgtss
>>226008400You realise you've been mindraped by porn into being racist and a cuck it's truly something
>>226008364CORRRRR I love her shit tattoos and fetal alcohol syndrome facei never understood the target demographic for these e-whores but now i know you're the type of freak who wanks to them it makes sense
>>226008291>>226008292Fundamentally girls love processes and they love being bossyWhat they don't love is actually producing quality work, but AI now has that for them as wellMen are fucked in the corporate world really because the new era is just hellish matriarchy and blokes who are friendly and collaborative are seen as pathetic
is there going to be a gta box to buy
>>226008422i don't understand why they feel the need to spam their fetish everywherelike fair enough if there's something you like to wank to but i feel like bringing it up every 2 seconds is part of what gets them off and that's weird
>>226008444like from the paki takeaway munchie box?
>>226008439dont know what rocket jezzas youre getting with to think this girl looks like she has fas i agree with the sentiment however
>>226008218xvideos did a pornhub style purge last week, only verified uploaders can post on there now
>People sometimes bring sexual preferences or kinks into non-sexual settings due to a mix of boundary confusion, exhibitionistic urges, or poor social calibrationmuch to consider
are you diabolical?
>>226008444yeah kfc is doing one
any man in
little fucking slut
theres a feeding frenzy in my arse
>>226008493reminds me of a particular annual parade
>>226008350nope, I don't have a sauce unfortunately
>>226008564Must not shove my knob in there
>>226008527...nh
>>226008421big up!
>>226008605each tattoo represents 5 bodies
>>226008617every woman could do this and you'd be represented by no tattoos
>>226008452porn is our fetishgaining more followers to further fund porn
>>226008564sexooooooooooooooooooooo
>>226008605your life is abysmal
>>226008643actually not true but nice projection
these people wonder why they're vigins as well it's fucking absurd
>>226008675no i dont "wonder" i know its because im white
>>226008646wlh
>>226008646whh
>>226008694you need help
whatever happened to the dignified incelthe TFL niggas and such
>>226008527to (You) 4.5 billion years from now
>>226008646looks good without the diarrhoea stains on her face
im harry potter btw
>>226008716transport for london
>>226008709>accepting reality is badok
worried one day toilberg will realise I've been doing no work for years
>>226008740you are either an actual indian or you have the mind of an indianeither way your life is absymal
>>226008702i would hug her too
You've got crippling OCD
everyone always says your life is abysmal nobody ever asks how your abysmal life is
>>226008731
>>226008749the trick is to do small bits of highly public workdon't dm, hit up the group chatmake the teams channel posts, mention other teams to "gather opinions"
>>226008754>black men arent real black men arent real
>>226008749I add toilberg to random emails to prove that I am working, or so I claim. In reality I add him to nearly every email (excluding the ones that would make me look bad)
>>226008754You can't argue with these freaks, they'll just wank to it
>>226008384all basic words
https://x.com/Green_Jelly7/status/2115882161148744033
>>226008836maybe if you spoke to some black people you’d realise they are normal people, rorke
>>226008836young man with autism gets unrestricted internet access and this is the resultjust a bit sad really
John Frieda has died. Brit is in mourning
mad how fucking good these are
>>226008886runtslop
>>226008886they're alright to be fair
ok im back fuckers
Developing a headache team
>>226008912go back
>>226008886tastes like cardboard poo
>>226008915shut upfuck off
edgerunners 2what a fucking letdown
>>226008276interesting, I would like to know more (youre talking to a spaincunt persona btw)
>>226008886Feels like eating uncured plaster. They're also too sweet.
no idea what spaki gets out of using a croatian vpn
>>226008902look, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't postdon't write oh "runtslop" like you know what you're doing, what runslop even isfucks sake pal, give your head a wobble
and you're poo-colored brown
>>226008949>choc chipsruntslop
>>226008933baste
>>226008920be honest have you ever spoken to a black person in real life or do you only ever see them in porn
>>226008937yh shit. haven’t finished it, probably won’t bother
Still haven't even bought a PS5 or Xbox for GTA Should I just buy an Xbox? Don't get what's supposed to be so special about a PS5 in comparison
poor lad is so hungry
>>226008962unfortunate truthnuke
is this true?
>>226008982xboxes are expensive nowps5 has exclusives but they're all a bit shit to be honest
>>226008982if you want i dont really mind
genuinely fucking hate endermenneed them all wiped out so they can never steal my shit ever again
>>226008982They're both pretty much the same honestly, just get the one most of your mates have or the cheapest one.The days where there were big differences between consoles are over.
>>226008937they went full on retard
>>226009000No mate. Tiktok hadn't been invented in 1980.
thinking about big bums
>>226008886these are mank sorry
debt is goodmakes your country richer
>>226009047not football?
>>226009078they simply have good credit ratings
>>226009047they're lovely
>>226009078ok 10% yearly good interest ok?
>>226009078money isn't real
>>226008939would not recommend taking it basically makes nothing feel real and youll probably start talking to people like ur an adhd spacker with no social awareness
posted it again award
>>226009070they're lovely
>>226009117literally didnt read this post
>>226008162>[Deleted]>gyaldemchad posts still liveapologise
>>226009124she's approaching her perfect form
>>226009131who are you
>>226009084seen this webm over 3 times
>>226009139>and his indian mate
>>226008486It's so shit isn't itAll the classic 2000s europorn is disappearing too, all the galleries on forums are slowly becoming image removed etc etc
>calling himself chadomds
>>226009124You know, I would (for a laugh). Bimbo hyperfuck and done with it.
he's talking to himself again
>>226008937dont watch anime me
I want to apologize to everyone here for calling your country a shithole 1st. world globohomo nation yesterday. I was excessively harsh in my language and my comment contained a few inaccuracies such as saying that the UK has more surveillance than the P.R.C. Sorry for that. In fact, the United Kingdom as a nation contains four countries (AFAIK): England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales. Long live Cadbury chocolate and peace to everyone here.
The Amish reinforcements are coming. Hold the line patriots.
>>226009124deanos ideal women
>>226009183wop lives matter
>>226009167heathermong-esque
>>226009183look at this
The amish give me racist vibes
>>226009183thanks mate we appreciate it
>>226009139
>>226009185For real though, horse transport doesn't use any fuel. I wonder if AI could think of a solution to the manure problem
>>226009115yesyou pay me
Thinking about the evolution of deano-coded things.All the grey home furnishing is now becoming a mix of white and metals, particularly bronzes and golds. Lots of bathrooms with bronze and brushed gold fixtures, green tiles etc.I think he's given up driving the 1 Series and A3 as well. Strikes me as being on salary sacrifice company chinese car now. Jaecoo 7 or MG because he's 'saving for a Porsche'.
I get that women can be annoying but you must be a sick bastard to force them to get a lobotomy like they did 70 years ago
lots of them loitering outside mcdonalds
>>226009269>horse transport doesn't use any fuel.horses need to eat
you can make a good bit of extra cash by doing butchery for farmers on the weekends, bring vodka and listen to schubert
>>226009309SUN TZU
>>226009308huh?
Fascinated by those niche autistic Deanos that are into things like Football Manager
>>226009309Easier to procure hay than refined petrochemicals
tell me about the time you were the joker
>>226009340no it isnt
>>226009308Who?
>>226009124CORRRR BADDIEDEM
>>226009308umm