The university of Miami-edition
>>226012094futacock
5k bros did we win
>>226012066i genuinely hope and wish he fixes the tax and insurance problem as advertised but part of me believes nothing will happen. i mean we have been red for what like 2 or 3 decades? but taxes and insurance rates have only been increasing
i got a big old cuppa o joes do you know what im saying
The world only gets worse, you either remain ignorant or continue to watch the decline
Just spent 1.4 billion dollars on a AI company. AMA
Have you ever went Dark Brandon on migas?
Let's dock
Are you a gem or are you coal
>>226011773>get the vets homeless
I'm a charcoaled gemcelibate bitch
Could you outlift brazil anon
the fucking my ass situation is crazy
>>226012226I haven't even lifted in like 2 years and I am certain I could
the only solution is more cowbell
>>226012145We're talking about two different things I think. I'm simply saying that if data centers are threatened by hurricanes in FL, it makes FL a less attractive place to build them even if they can be insured. The repair cost has to pass through to someone.
My name is mud
millennial quirkiness will save us
I hope I get into this obscure apprenticeship I found
chudblud
The brown hordes eagerly await
Ate hawaiian bros for lunchCost me 13 dollars
Stop waiting!
What is the barcade like in your area
>>226012321Torturer?
>>226012393fighting cabs, old 80's stuff like DK and pacman, and clawslop
Ground beef patty between two pieces of plain white bread, and a block of cheese
>>226012393It's all pinball and street fighter, nobody respects beat em up chads
>>226012401Is that Bob Dylan?
meet me in the ballpit
>>226012275oh yes we're. we already have data centers but not as numerous as virginia.
>>226012458no, its the popes dark and twisted evil brother
>>226012434yah uh...the streets can keep this one
Why can't we put datacenters on the moon
>>226012393Grow up
>>226012504There are data centres on the Moon already.
>centres
Say. His. NAME.
We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune.
>>226012468>oh yes we'reYou're not allowed to use a contraction in English that way. You can only end a sentence with negative contractions.>correctNo, I haven't>incorrectYes, I've
What if we put whitey on the moon?
>>226012567Gockstein
The perpetrator looked... urban
>>226012393>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!*taps glass*>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
high key its crazy that derek chauvin is in jail, more people should be talking about this
>>226012567We are Charlie KIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
>>226012579i meant to say we're not talking about the same thing.
>>226012567Ghost Face Killer, the Method Man, Raekwon the Chef, the Master KillerRaw Desire, LeVon, Power CipherTwelve O'Clock, Sixty Second Assassin, the 4th DiscipleThe Brand WhiteK.D. the Down Low Wrecka, Shyheim AKA The Rugged ChildDoo-Doo Wales, Mista Hezakiah, better known as the Yin and the YangThe Tru Masta, Asan, DJ Skane, The Tru Robocop comin' throughScientific Shabazz, my motherfuckin' man Wise the CivilizedThe Shaolin Soldiers, Daddy-O and Popa Ron
>>226012583Whitey has been trying to self-deport into space
geto boys
>>226012567Jason
>>226012567Sky King.
>>226012583NO!!!!! THAT IS WHERE WE PUT THE HECKING AI DATACENTERINOS
We are Chris Kyle.
>>226012653IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WISH YOU COULD SWIMLIKE DOLPHINSLIKE DDOLPHINS CAN SWIMOH WE CAN BEAT THEMFOREVER AND EVER
>>226012638Only place not tainted by browns
justice for derek chauvin
>>226012567Earl
>>226012579I've never seen someone write that mistake before and never thought about it as a rule. Interesting.
we are we are walmart
lmao
>>226012579why though?
>>226012626Listening to hip hop radio show. Track listing has all of these for a single song.
>>226012610I mean he was found guilty of murder
>>226012746The Wu is comin' through, the outcome is criticalFuckin' wit my style, is sort of like a MiracleOn 34th Street, in the Square of HeraldI gamed Ella, the bitch caught a Fitz like Gerald-
>>226012094> The university of Miami-editionhow does this relate to the anime cheerleaders
>>226012777but he didnt murder anymore
shan't be buying bloom energy drinks again
>>226012783newfag>>>/u/
>>226012798anything with artstyle like that on the can tastes like shit
>>226012682Haha I forgot about this chud
>>226012742It sounds wrong when spoken, for starters. The rule may originate from that explanation as well.
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one
very weird how the new democrat elected in texas made dbz music
>>226012798for me, its Nos
>>226012891That's me
you don't have the right, O you don't have the rightall the more you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
>>226012876just start using it and it will sound right
>>226012911shant
>>226012891>DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us>i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another oneI say this and do this
>>226012675This image goes so hard when the estradol hits.
>>226012579>You can only end a sentence with negative contractions.Don't you think that's a little ridiculous?
I remember some retard on /ck/ was saying how zero sugar monsters are filled with poison and that's why he only drinks the sugary kind, and I had to point out to him that the sugary ones also still have artificial sweeteners in them that shut him right up
>>226012891this is me unironically. only seething ruraloids can't fathom the hustle and bustle of the big city and enjoy it.
>>226012930No
I work in a pharmacy and we've been out of stock on estradiol patches for some reason
>>226012943Isn't that wrong?
im so mentally ill
>>226012941You’re brown
>>226012976SameI hit myself everyday like a cavemanI've lost any ability to cope with stressAt least I've stopped cutting myself for a while
any money experts here in the thread?why does gold price go up 100 dollars per day after Trump LOST ? i mean he´s a gold bro. Shouldnt gold prices go down? i dont get how gold prices works anymore.
cutting is the faggiest shit in the worldhow about you just cur your throat
>You’re brown
>day 2 of waiting for a callback after the interview>Pure dread every minuteI am so sick of the job hunting humiliation ritual bros
I cut my throat for attention now what
>what's your superpower anon?i peruse and collect porn
rural rural rural rural ruralrural rualaruralraualruralaruralRUARUARUARUAURAURAUfuck this word
>>226013053Chinks love the hustle and bustle thoughbeit
>>226013075just walk right in theregive them a firm dose of .45and youre the captain now kiddo
Iran defeated america and israel in the war they launched against them
>>226013099Esl?
breaker breaker, do you copy?uhhh that's a negative, doing some pasting right now
Plastered the walls with cerebral gore for attention
>>226013096I can fuck up the simplest of tasks and bork any computer system within a 10 ft radius
>>226012185vantablack heart of darkness event horizon nigga coal from the hood
>Completely lie about working at some small company in whogivesafuck land>May we contact this employer?>No
>>226012572I'm going to make my own data centers on the moon. With black jack, and hookers
>>226013110Just retarded
>>226013096I have the correct political ideology and am able to predict the future based on that
>>226012642Panzer 3 is the best looking tank
My skin is the color of caramel, NOT shit..... CARAMEL!!!!!!
Just took a really caramely shit
>>226013041Precious metals are weird I don't understand them. It's tempting to say it's all schizo retail investors but I don't think it is
>>226013154Even if you get the job, most companies now run a background check in the window between offer acceptance and first day. The data is pulled directly from glowie employment records.
>>226013228alri poop skin
>>226012115fpbp
>>226013109No they didn't
>>226013274There are methods to control what shows up on a background check like that regarding employment history
MMMMMMMMMM, I'm goin' down, down, baby, ghost street in a Range Rover (come on)(Boom, boom), baby (uh-uh), cock ready to let it go (hot ish)Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa what? Listen to it nowLight it up and take a puff, pass it to me now
I look like this
Where did the oral surgeon get 2.5 million dollars from
>>226013411One (1) surgery that the patient didn't ask for
>>226013274>>226013312If you held a legitimate, taxable position with a company it's linked to your social insurance number. They just search that and if they find there are gaps, missing info, etc. they assume you're lying.Trying to hide shit is fine but acting like they don't have ways around this is also clownshoes.
note to self you can't "just do one key and keep the bag in the drawer and not touch it again"
>>226013411Dental in america is a scam business
>>226013411A loan from the bank based on the strength of his oral surgery business I suppose.
>>226013284you are literally a leaf i eat niggas like you for breakfast
What is spinster doing right now
My head started to pulsate is that normal
>>226013446giwtwm
>>226013451I've definitely had some honest dentists but I've had some scammy ones. One guy tried to put braces on me, again, at about age 25
>>226013432This happened to me btw
>>226013432In Romania a cavity costs 30$ to fill,at most 50$
>>226013508bottom or top surgery?
>>226013526in usa it costs free if you dont pay for it
>>226013446I got my first white collar job as a 28 year old neet by lying about work history and freezing my work number. They didn't even ask me about it. People online say that if they do ask you should just play dumb because the average person doesn't even know about it
>>226013446Blacks were going crazy about this trend lol
>>226013446also, social insurance number is a canadian thing
>>226013471Getting railed by chad
>>225989695>troon thread calling asian men sissies has been up for 24 hoursWhat can we infer from the jannies about this?
>>226013605You...do know you have a SIN, right? And you do know its purpose, do you not?
>>226012713Vgh, the sheer power of L1 English intuition>>226012742It's kinda weird and involves vague rules in how English is spoken and I took too long to write this but the long story made short is that English adds stress at the end of a sentence. Positive contractions contract the verb>I am -> I'm, contracting "am">You have -> You've, contracting the "have"And that leads to the end of the sentence being unstressable since you've followed the pronoun with something but that thing you followed it with is no longer a verb with stressable vowels. On the other hand negative contractions destroy the word "not" but preserve the verb, and so are still stressable>I have not -> I haven't, contracting the "not">I would not -> I wouldn't, contracting the "not" againThere is a formal description for this but it uses nerdy words that don't actually explain anything intuitively.
>>226013656Deal with it chang
>>226013674They call it SSN
>>226013691I'm not a chang lol, I mean the jannies have ruled that asian men are bwc sissies, and that it's on topic and not bannable
>>226013682in other words centuries of english speaking feels about what ought and ought not be proper
asians wouldnt be acting like that if they'd stay in their place(asia)
I guess Trump is really finished.10 years...Maybe I should try getting a girlfriend...might be nice
>>226013696Oh that's true, but it's the same thing for all intensive porpoises.
the filipino will inherit the earth
>>226013674Retard
>>226013749I wish to impregnate a harem of filipinas because of this
>>226013768yeah i fucked them
>>226013748It doesn't show the same info on a background check, and most employers are too lazy to dig deeper if the relevant info isn't immediately available
sure fucking hope i don't need new brake calipers
took a formidably sized dump jn
>>226013764I assumed you were an American citizen. I sometimes forget that some posters are just foreign slugs without citizenship lol.
>>226013723Deal with it chang
>>226013748>all intensive purposesThis is a meme, right?
>>226013805what is a jn
>>226013807You don’t know what you’re talking about. SHUT UP FAGGOT.
>>226013794>most employers are too lazy to dig deeperThey don't need to. Their laziness is catered to with AI. They even use it to conduct full-length video interviews with candidates. You think you're the only one who can be lazy and deceitful? The fat HR bitch looking at your application is running half a dozen automated things to do her job for her too. >use AI to write your resume>company uses AI to sort it>AI to interview you>use AI to answer AI interviewer's questions>get hired by AI model that selects you>respond to AI with some AI generated e-mails>show up for work>have to do your own e-learnings, self-directed on-boarding using a tablet enabled with AI>3 weeks before you see a real human beanugh i just love this cyberpunk future don't you?
With incels, interlinked
>>226013838just now
>>226013855seething AND brown, kek. stay mad Pedro.
>>226013877Idk, man. You're telling me this specific thing doesn't work when it worked for me. Kinda seems like you're just talking out of your ass teebeeaitch
>>226013797just use reverse gear to slow the car down fat fuck
imagine being in such a dark place that death starts feeling like your only way out.
>>226013877>ai sarOpinion dismissed
>>226013953turkey?
>>226013931I'm not saying you can't fool them, I'm saying you'd be a fool to think they just believe whatever you tell them.Isn't it possible you got the job because you're actually a decent, qualified person they wanted to hire?
>>226013818Come here ramirez I'll make you a BWC sissy too
>>226013972No I'm from Bangladesh.
do you have a vibrator?
>>226013976>Isn't it possible you got the job because you're actually a decent, qualified person they wanted to hire?They made explicit reference to my past experience in my offer letter
Wh*te folks have chosen the Devil...
About to fail no poop November
>>226014035Chinese equities do be poppin today for whatever reason
>>226014075Their entire stock market crashed the other day so they have had a bit of a rebound
Wassup Beijing
>>226014025>turns out someone has stolen your identity and is gainfully employed>they have racked up an extensive employment history and impressive credentials under your assumed name and SSN >you exist both as yourself and as a 5'3" indian guy in Missouri who bought your info on Piratebay
youtu.be/1snD3ET7uL8all numbers are made up
I am the governator
>Regional supervisor messaged me on her day off Guess I won't be hanging out with you guys today :'(
>>226014131Ni hao bro! I like ALL white girls, they're so elven and white!
made some brownoid have a meltdown lol
Xi Jin Ping invented the instant noodle
>>226014191No bite behind that candidacy if oil is cheap again by 28
Sigma tip #205: Masturbate bright and early so you can enjoy the rest of your day not thinking about masturbating
>made some brownoid have a meltdown lol
>>226014261Is the cancer okay?
The janny warned me about politics but literally everyone else in here is talking about it. Why is the janny so tsundere for me? Janny-chan, why are you like this?
You guys got any tips what sick accounts to follow on Xter? I've got Trump & Musk so far.
youtu.be/6dC9QH1f6lg>>226014268spend the day smelling of /cum/
I wanted to go fishan but the shoreline is fucking choked with gay ass invasive bamboo
oh yeah, he's brown and he's mad. nailed it. LOL
Smegma is good for your skin
I can tell this lady driving by my house in that stolen car is the cousin of my old neighbor who called my work to get me fired over a grudge she had for me
>>226014311Nigga just cums on himself and doest clean
>Asians think they're whitethat explains anime
>>226014354They are gangstalking you twin
the sun came up today, i guess that means one of my neighbors has to have loud annoying work being done to their house.
Just ate a whole loaf of bread.
who let the schizo loose?
Must watchhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHRysTfaMi4
>>226014364
>>226014390Which one? We got plenty
doing some budgeting
>>226014428>>226014191>>226014217
says "must watch" yet I'm not watching...... quite curious
Pete Kegsbreath getting impeached
>>226014454Both the posts are gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0och2Q_zg
anime won bigly
>>226014479https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/226012094/#226014191https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/226012094/#226014217
>>226014288you guys should kiss
any other men here going their own way?
>>226014502MANY are saying this!
Who's the sexiest anime girl
>>226014506He's been doing this gimmick for like a month now, he also downloads half his images from substack which makes me think he's downloaded his personality from some blog there too
You're welcome Canada (De Rien Québec)De Nada México
>>226014553Kallen Stadtfeld
>>226014511Careful the janny is going to blush
Listening to Marietta
>>226014559what did you do for me?
We won
>>226014606POV: you posting this
>>226014606Anime is for everyone
>>226014646Nothing ever happens
>>226014288ngl I hope he keeps banning people for talking about poooooolitics, it's tedious and always the same stupid faggot shit
>>226013310Yes they did chaim
>>226014651based and jupiterpilled
A bundle of fish sticks
youtu.be/22ADuL_zBDY>>226014606for me
>>226014665Janny has been rather understanding these 2 days
>>226014428The cable news crusaderThe dollar store templar
Texas will get proper cannbis soon. Shame about that loss Danny boy.
congrats americans you are not as retarded as israelisnot a high bar but still
>>226014717>store templarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw
>>226014741Mazel tov
>>226014722dude weed lmao
Eating candy from halloween
>>226014722Unlikely the state house is still red
It has been a piecemeal and tortured viewing of Beyond Re-Animator, but I persisted cause of Jeffrey Coombs. Bride of same is on my to-watch list. Next up, we have a bundle of all the four Pumpkinhead movies. I've seen the first, it's worthwhile, and the second intrigues me, it might have served as an inspiration for the Blair Witch Project going by the first 5 minutes of it that I've seen. Also, there's a Lovecraft adaptation in the last VHS movies that I've just gotta see and this despite the main char being a black guy called HP cause with HPL adaptations you've gotta take what you get. I've also got a 00's movie called Cthulhu on my HD where the main character is gay. And remember Lovecraft Country? Idk what about Lovecraft's work attracts progressive types, but anyway. I'm sure it will be better than Del Toro's Pickman's Model regardless, that was terrible.
>>226014767Dude lets murder pregnant women lmao
>>226014741what are you talking about? the bad guys won, Biden policy is coming back.
How do i filter the israeli flag?
>>226014808Yes
>>226014808only if they're white
>>226014828
> the bad guys won
>>226014808only if they're not white
>>226014795>Denying a money making market
>>226014847Dont ever post that hideous jew’s tweets again.
>>226014847>Jewish hubris has still not gone awayYou'd think they'd learn this by now
>>226014817Just leave Iran and Mr Veto everything and the economy will be fine, Rubio sews up Venezuela (an audacious success) and he or Desantis run an okay campaign.
>>226014847this bitch is so bogged
Watch how the jew will LEAP to defend anything that causes human suffering and alienation from God. Pornography, unrestricted technology, mass media, usury, cosmopolitanism, child murder, materialism, capitalism. A race of Satan's children
>>226014862Yeah the exact thing they've been doing this whole time?
I don't think I want sex at this point I'd rather just jerk off
>>226014847she's just asking to die like Frollo in The Hunchback of Norte Dame
>>226014899a Synagogue of Satan you say? Where have I heard that before...
>>226014843third panel should interrupt him with rock
>>226014916>>226014888>she
I'm happy the jeet lost
>>226014899You're just antisemitic.
Every time I see my mailman I say hello and have a quick conversation with him. Been doing this for 3 years now and realized I have no clue what his name is.
sleep schedule is beyond fucked
>>226014940Massive, massive izzat loss
I am so far behind my peers
>You're just antisemitic.
>>226014940If he won it would be truly over. It’s still over but not yet.
If you hate India you hate Israel.
>>226014940>>226014945Canada folks
>>226014934
>how dare you betray (((me)))
$650 for brake pads and rotors i should have fucking learned how to be a mechanic from my dad
>>226015013Why is she trying to look like a female giga chad?
>>226015006Indrael
109 countries can't be all wrong.
well, here's a test of that new himalayan cedar oil that's meant to counteract the strong flowery scent of the ratee flower oil. It's...pine needly and very subdued, a nice change. I picked well, it seems.
Why is it that when I ask a magatard to define socialism and communism, they can’t?
>she
>>226013041probably boomers investing in something besides 401ks before the AI bubbles pop
>>226015051why do you think you're entitled to other people's moneywhy do you think government should dictate and control every aspect of society
>pope says Jesus would be anti rightoid >first election a pope has ever been able to vote in>rightoids lose bigly Total papist victory, dems have the actual mandate of heaven
>>226015051If I asked you to define fascism or incrementalism, you couldn't do it either.
>>2260149342 more weeks
>>226015043based jews destroyed the republican party last night
>>226014929sc
>>226015101>mandate of heavenzhang...
>>226015101Jesus was a communist
>>226015142based, fuck paul
>>226015101>mandate of heaven>he gets lung cancer after like 1 year on the jobUmm...
We're going into 2027 bulked the frick up boys
>>226015149
>>226015095Retard lmao>>226015107I could, but I’m sure you couldn’t.
>>226015152bros got the temu keyboard and mouse combo
>>226015142>render unto Caesar
>>226015149only jews and midwits think paul taught torah differently than jesus did. which one are you?
>>226015150The ark of the covenant in ethiopia also kills most of its keepers a few years after they take up the position, using too much of god's power kills you
>>226015167>I could but uhhh, I just don't want toLol, sure
The evangelical menace is ending
>>226015179Midwits follow paul though, jesus said to change nothing and that the anti christ who claimed his teaching would come soon, then all of a sudden a guy who wants to change everything and used to prosecute christians overnight converts and claims he's not only an authority on someone he never met but also that he'll use the title of apostle despite never studying under jesus, sinister devil who tricked all of you
What trade would (You) go into
>>226015219sex
>>226015179Muslims also think that, they sit around seething about Paul all day like their own Quran wasn't compiled decades after Mohammed zutted up to heaven.
>>226015219flax spinning
i'm 6 feet from the edgesomebody stop me from running (not walking) to go buy garlic breadmy body is shaking with desire
>>226015237sex sex sex
>>226015219I'll trade you my kadabra for a haunter, do NOT put an everstone on it though that shit isn't funny bro
>>226015241
>>226015195Define socialism and communism first.
>>226015219Pipefitting The world will always need pipe
>>226015215>who wants to change everythingthis was my question, then. how did paul teach torah differently than jesus? where did they contradict?
>>226015219prompting an advanced AI model a couple of years on to produce films of the principal Conan stories, of course
>>226015152pseud
>>226015219metalworker who specializes in chastity cages
>>226015237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw
>>226015213And being replaceable by tradlarpers
Someone make a non goshpedo thread
>>226015271Jesus said to change nothing in the law, paul immediately said they were discharged from it, not hard to understand
Israel cooked like a turkey
Jewleaf must NOT being liking any of this
jewleaf and redditjeet are both extremely mad today