/cum/ edition edition
mutt pride worldwide
suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem.
think I will drink alcohol and become inebriated
Melania TrumpJill BidenMichelle Obama???
I have boss fights with my girlfriend trying to get her pregnant.
>>226018691Georgina Bush
Ate some salmon
why won't one of you meet me in person and shoot me in the brain? i thought 4channers were a bunch of crazy people
bingus mingus
>>226018737oh, did ya top it with a bit of hollandaise there and boiled up some potatoes too, bud?
>>226018743Where do you live and what caliber do you want? Open casket or closed?
>>226018642/brit/ gets sexy girls for their editions and we get this hideous shit???
waking up in a new america i just have a smile on my facewhat a beautiful day
I miss baseball already
>>226018755Unironically yes
>>226018763Pine Hills, Florida. Don't care, Don't care
>>226018770>>226016699???
>>226018783I remember not 3 or 4 years ago the Oreos contending for an ALCS spot against the rags, now theyre doing a fire salewhat happened?
>Baltimore Areolas
>>226018783how about instead of the baltimore orioles the baltimore orientals?
Listening to Signals by Steve Brenner, probably the first ever music album to sample Arnie quotes from the Terminator, in 1985.
>>226018681corr actually kind of truethe human condition itself is very problematic
I only care about baseball when the Orioles are good (once a decade)
>>226018783why are white men targeting black trans women?
>>226018813That guy doesn't look Oriental
>>226018786well that's how it's supposed to be done, 'gratz (like they say in Austria)
>>226018813corr for me?baltimore areolas>>226018814fink i did it first
>>226018813>baltimore>orientalsits a ghetto, my dude
>>226018837He's literally Chinese
>>226018803Baseball you get one good year to be good then you go back to sucking. Look at the Blue Jays.
Danbooru is down
>>226018859Then why are the Dodgers always good
>>226018833They wont have sex with them either.
Forever alone
>>226018801you heard me
>>226018866>swept>multiple entrieslol
Il revient a ma memoire des souvenirs familiers
>>226018658Why do we get to be mutts and you get to be 100% jewish ?
we need more jewish representation in baseball
I very much want to have a threesome with the governor of Texas and the governor of Ohio
You smell like you farted (farted)
>>226018866the rules don't apply to the top teams who always win. I was referring to small market teams who are always bad or average.
>>226018883i dont know 3 chips in 6 years is pretty good
>>226018906im only 50% jewish its why im a poor failure and not a rich banker goy genes too powerful
>>226018921>mickey mouse rings>rings won from illicit payrolls you dont actually have and bus chasers
Gatorade and laundry time before studying.
>>226018833One might think that, but it's actually the opposite.
>>226018925poor in Israel isn't the same as poor everywhere else.
so this is what jason was up to...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793831840357415.mp4
going to study how much beer and booze I can intake within a 10 hour window
I got a degree in information technology 3 years ago and now i work at a data center
>>226018949I wonder how many of those fags aren't on a sex offender registry.
Speak a lil chinese for em Derek
What's a drug that will make me stop caring about everything?Weed makes me paranoid and alcohol makes me sad
Went into the bathroom and cried today at work for the first time in my life. I am a 30 year old man.
>>226018975What's wrong
>>226018941>erm doesnt count
>>226018970It's pronounced Derich
If I hear a rat, a mouse, so much as the tiniest mosquito move in thereYou're ringing Allah's doorbell
>>226018975It's normal
>>226018946if only you knew how bad things really are
>>226018968dont reply to goshpedo
>>226018984This movie was boring as hellI much prefer the director's other film Bone Tomahawk
JD Vance is already is pretending he was against the war the whole time and the (jewish owned) mainstream media is allowing it.
>>226018949what the FUCK is wrong with Americans
wassup dudes
>>226019001For me?Personally?Its brawl in cell block 99
>>226018980correct
>>226019027(also, pay attention to his shirt, the guy is smooth, if ironically)
>>226019014ello cat yank>>226019027corr gud rock n roll song notably covered by umm dr. feel good andfuggin ell whats her namewoman who did funnel of love
>>226018974if you had to pick one of those which would you choose
appointment at the job center tomorrowhoping to get a temp grunt job so I can buy enough 'hol to blunt my instinct for self-preservation and finally kill myself
>>226019003He was according to the "prestige article" (big wall-to-wall photo underneath the headline) by the nyt. Rubio iirc said "if you want to take out some missile launchers we can do it, if you want regime change I wouldn't do it"
>>226019001It was a bit slow, based on some of the seemingly disjointed scenes/acts I would say it probably suffered in the cutting room.
thoughts on We Are The World by U.S.A For Africa?
I love Zahler, I even downloaded Puppetmaster: The Littlest Reich just because he wrote it and I can't wait for The Bookie & the Bruiser. I also dl'd one of his novels but I got nowhere cause as it's been said, he does tend to drag thing along for a spell
>>226019047not actually that far fram what imagine ye look like apart from balding
>>226019085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atPh0aEL2oo
Literally every single online gambiling app and online casino was created by jews in israelIt accounts for like 2% of their GDPWhen you use apps like draft kings you are sending a check to jews in israel(Gambling is illegal in israel btw)
lofi is for bug people
*things>>226019085a great achievement of post-west coast Jacksonian pop
>>226019085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFV557kuco
>>226019085Bruce Springsteen ruins it
>>226019085There's a world outside your wondow
Man that Iran war is extremely unpopular, added more than 1000 bucks to some people's yearly gas bill
>>226019120why would I be sending them checks if I'm the one winning?
>>226019103I look better than that, and not as Med, either
>>226018979My boomer supervisor called me into his office during my lunch break and berated me for an hour, calling me an idiot and pathetic because the assignment I turned in was all wrong and is going to put us behind schedule.Why was it wrong? Because this guy is 60 years old and at least 3 generations of software behind the rest of the company (and the entire industry). Half my job, a job that I'm still learning, is deciphering his cryptic instructions into some form that's actually possible to accomplish with modern software. He's constantly telling me to use features that haven't existed in these programs for my entire lifespan. As he's yelling at me he tells me I'm not cut out for this field and that I should consider a different career path. This is a guy who literally cannot function without people like me doing all of his work for him because he never bothered to stay up to date with technology. He tells me I'm not learning and how frustrated he is that I'm not absorbing what he tells me, completely oblivious to the fact that I have learn and unlearn irrelevant archaic knowledge for every task I'm assigned.But what hurt the most is knowing that in a way he's right. If I had tried a little bit harder in school I wouldn't have ended up at this shit-tier company. I'm gaining no relevant industry experience when all of my assignments are like this, using outdated methods and technology. If you gave me a job at a functional modern company tomorrow it would be like telling me to use alien technology. I'm still going to quit, I just can't take this anymore. But I have no idea how I'm going to get a job after this.
>>226019069>nytYeah thats the jewish owned mainstream media i was talking about (they lie 6,000,000% of the time)
According to Letterboxd the only year from 1960 onwards that I have zero movies logged for is 1969.These are the top movies of 1969, I think I'll watch Midnight Cowboy since it's on Tubi. Maybe tonight or later this week.
>>226019001It was kino
I wonder what he's thinking right now
>>226019191no, watch easy riderits kino
>>226019145stop being antisemitic
I like westerns but wasn't a fan of butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid
>>226019203[sound of cascading beer cans falling on the floor]
>>226019203Literally fucking who?
>>226019222that makes me a little upset
>>226019230newfag
>>226019176Nah it wasn't the stupid "analysis" articles and yeah you probably have to ignore the spin on the headline but they do original reporting with their own sources about once a month and it's the only way to get certain info.
OH I CANT FINK OF ANYFING BETTERSUM POOP ON MY SWEATERAND DROWN IN MEMY BOYFRIEND GENESAND I HAVENT FELT DISS WAY IN LIKE EVERSHE IS THE CONVOI AM THE WEATHER
>>226019209How about I watch both and make it a double feature. I'm asking out a woman tomorrow and she'll probably say no so I'll need to get her off my mind.
>>226019191swimming pool is gudkes if you wan hear genuine yorkshire scotch dialect
>>226019203He hates Trump with a passion now
>>226019249this reminds me of when I read like the first page of Brett Easton Ellis' Less than Zero and he writes that his sister's away swallowing her boyfriend's genetic material. That fucking guy! And that was written in the early 80's, too!
>>226019191Shit selection you've got there m8. Absolute garbage.
>>226019246Sorry I don’t recognize your favourite e-celeb
>>226019191color of pomegranates also great. on youtubebutch cassidy and wild bunch herd gud but nat seen either. only seen the wun wiv fuggin guy forgot his nameand film is about the husband wife crime duoforgot name
if you really understood how over it is you'd shit your pants and then jump off a tall building
>>226019167Idk sounds like he's wrong to me!
>>226019305
>>226019305The ol' shart & splat
The real golden age takes place when jews are no longer in control.
>>226019303>color of pomegranatesI saw an open air screening of that last year, really reminded me of my artfag days, as they used to say
>>226019305i do this every day
>>226019305It's just getting started you roody poo faggot.
>>226019295Satyricon and funeral parade of roses are great
>>226019286dont fink diss is an 80s songi read american psycho and the wun about college forget name
>>226019344Satyricon is probably my fav movie of all timeCasanova w/ Donald Sutherland comes in second!
finding random radio stations in bumfuck nowhere america and they're all playing country music or talking about the biblehttps://radio.garden/visit/oakes-nd/jJmqPN6I
helo
beating my chest and wailing
>>226019368hola
>>226019361less than zero is about college, I didn't really read the book tho
The golden age starts when we nuke the browns and blacks
>>226019366not sure why thats surprising
>>226019385nah its not that wun thothe udder wun
>>226019273>>226019303>>226019344Thanks for the recommendations, friends
The golden age starts when chuds find a gf
people simp for the wrong american figure skater
>>226019391north korea radio is what you'd expect too, just classic korean operahttps://radio.garden/visit/pyongyang/2uWowTBd
>>226019418corr would sheg her ayrshire
>>226019418Is this the one who was in orgies
dancing a jig
Today's fragrance
>>226019432Every sexy little slut has been in an orgy or gangbang nowadays
>>226019410>the golden age starts when everyone becomes npcsalri moshe
>>226019366>insulting and mocking the only demographic in America that still likes you
>>226019344>Funeral Parade of Roses>In 1960s Tokyo, Gonda owns a bar in which the gay, cross-dresser, and trans scenes meet. Gonda is in a relationship with the madam of the bar, Leda. As the younger Eddie starts a passionate affair with Gonda, she ignites the jealousy of Leda, unaware of another kind of history between them.GAAAAYYYY
>>226019440...in a church with chimes,a sign of times, today
hello /cum/, how are you guys doing today?
>>226019456Satyricon is pretty gay too, but they are both beautiful pieces of art and worth watching
>The final chapter describes the ultimate consequences of this debunking, a not-so-distant future in which the values and morals of the majority are controlled by a small group who rule by a perfect understanding of psychology, and who in turn, being able to see through any system of morality that might induce them to act in a certain way, are ruled only by their own unreflected whims. In surrendering rational reflection on their own motivations, the controllers will no longer be recognizably human, the controlled will be robot-like, and the Abolition of Man will have been completed.
>>226019418what happened to her after the olympics?
>>226019453jews are suicidal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNPR2qNzxk
>>226019453i didnt mock anyone
>>226019474She's still competing. Got silver in the 2026 world championships
what the FUCK, I only have one beer leftreinforcements are needed
>>226019470Satyricon is more pan- or omnisexual imo
>>226019472Sounds familiarWhat is this from a family guy episode?
https://radio.garden/visit/voronezh/CkOOnTRnrandom russian city radio talking about your midterms
>>226018984>>226019001Both this movie and bone tomahawk were just terrible
Edp445 was arrested again.
>>226019507Which is gay as fuckIt doesn't matter
>>226019521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODEuTZdkmuI
>>226019489You called it a very nasty word.
>>226019509
>>226019519I think DAC is the best Tarantino rip-off I've ever seen, and I've seen loads, even if his sense of pacing is that of a metalhead's, sort of uniform and grueling with bursts of awesumsauce
need this analyzedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_ChIZfisM
>>226019547... this you?
>>226019418no I dont
I just got back from a date with the cleaning lady at my work. God, it was amazing, now I understand why Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife with the cleaning lady.
just ate 3 nutella toasts
someday I will visit all 50 states. done 12/50 so far
Lil bitch ass nigga
>>226019596I'm at 46/50 Mostly just pass throughs though which hardly counts
>>226019577Isabeau mogs
Also, I can't help but laugh at the image in the OP
>>226019621....where's the raccoon hair tho? I can't jerk off to that!
Gonna watch the new ‘zilla kino next week
>>226019537Based
>>226019621grape grape grape
>>226019618I landed at the airport in NJ and Colorado but I dont count thoseside note: jesus christ newark is an absolute DUMP
https://radio.garden/visit/kotzebue-ak/C1aQX4JWwtf is this alaska, i dont even recognize the language
>>226019621pedophile
travis the chimp
The two races are white and brownwhites include: ethnic europeans, japanese, koreans, taiwanesebrowns include: everyone else
Why did Ethan do it? It's been stressing me out trying to figure it out.
>>226019418she isn't asian so 4/10 white guys don't tell themselves that she'll fall in love with them simply for being white
>>226019642I'm not counting just landings. Most of the middle of the country i just drove through only stopping for gas or to napNewark is a fucking shithole. Been there before to see the ballet and it looked like a third world warzone
>>226019654that actually makes sense if you dont think about it at all
>>226019654What about halfies?
>>226019671>to see the ballet
>>226019678one drop rule
>>226019678/cum/ goes by the one drop ruleYou wouldn't drink from a bucket of water if you saw someone stir in a drip of shit would you?
>>226019191Also, The Cremator is one of my old favorites too. But for all I thought I knew about cinema, I haven't seen a good half of these movies, so I've saved the img for future reference
>>226019681Yeah the ukrainian national ballet performing don quixoteIt was enchanting and they sold pints of wine at the concession stand
I gotta get out of here
closing up after a day of work
this constant pain will gonna end me soon.
>>226019727Is train a spectator sport? Why are all these houses railview?Don't let the indians know about this spot
the noose calls for mebut i resist
>>226019730What’s with the condoms?
I work for one of those AI chat bot apps as a content moderator and I'm not supposed to say this even anonymously, but it's kinda creepy how much women want to be eaten to death by monsters or cannibalized
I'm half Asian half white
>>226019727what state
>>226019763I don't do bareback
back from the liqour storeI'm beerpilled
Dude needs to put down the bottle and pick up a joint bro
>>226019769
>>226019798Shouldn't it be beerpils'd?
>>226019812*Glasses you*
fink may prep sum prawns on toast latertoastedseasoned wiv margerineand srirarcha saucepropa lushprawns microwaved fran frozen afcourseomly issue is it very messyalways spill it down meselfband get sriracha on mebut propa propa tasty
>>226019812OHHH!
How much would it take for you to live in such conditions for 1 month?
>>226019779Don’t you mean barehand?
>>226019844To be clear, my clients put on a condom before they put their penises inside me
>>226019833fucking love prawnsand calamariand crabs, and octopus, I just had takoyaki last monthhate fish tho overall
>>226019842Are they real women?
>>226019768shit really? what's the weirdest chat you saw?
>>226019810
>To be clear, my clients put on a condom before they put their penises inside me
>>226019879
>>226019891bros heas too big for his booty
>>226019770Guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9unKAUbpgQah, that's just the wailing of the wind over empty bottles in the desert
>exchanging services or labor is an accepted part of our economy>sex work is real work>it's illegal to ask your underlings for sexual favors in exchange for career advancementhelp me understand
I'm straight edge and beat up alchies and weed heads all the time
>>226019941you couldnt punch through a cardboard box, beanpole
>>226019941well the first sXe person was Ian MacKaye, and he came from this old money political family in DC who were probably pretty stuffy Presbyterians, I'd say, and well, he translated those values into the punk subculture. Not saying that his work wasn't fruitful tho, and he has played Slovenia before, even back when it was Yugoslavia!
Shigechi noooooooooo!
what should i make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TX5ij8uQeo
>>226020003sesame chicken
>>226020003popcorn chicken, while listening to James Brown's Mother Popcorn. That song sparked a revolution in smooth guitar sounds!
>>226019918virginia
>>226019842>>226019870if they're real women the stench is probably worse. period blood is extremely pungent.t. has 3 sisters
>>226020042So close. It's iowa
I'm about to watch a movie, but I'll have /cum/ ready on my phone in case there is even one second of inactivity on screen and I get bored
if you stick your ear to the ground and listen close enough you can hear the incoherent moans of all the damned souls in hell
>but I'll have /cum/ ready on my phone in case there is even one second of inactivity on screen and I get bored
>>226019842the smell, imagine it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgWI6E9bWwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4slsQZkcIG0
imagine a gay man in your headnow look in the mirrorthe gay man appears
>>226020089I thought that you could hear the pagan music of late 1970's Jethro Tull instead, but I never bothered to check
tfw no loyal virgin 5'3 blasian gf with small tits and big ass who sucks like a vacuum
>>226020130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6AJnTI-FQ
>>226020064I can fix them
My pussy hurts. But I don't have a pussy. I have phantom pussy pain
>>226020111Americans are constantly being killed by these things
>>226020151phwoar hes me
>>226020208looks like steven barltlett
ive fallen in love with an autistic girl ive been talking to on discord every nighthow cringe is this? on one hand we talk every night, share a lot of interests, and consider each other genuine friendson the other ive never actually seen her face or even vced with her yet. i do know shes a cis girl and not trans though and historically ive been fine dating mid girls who i catch feelings for so even if shes like a 3 i probably wont care
hit them with the blicky (yeah)blood that flows is sticky (yeah)then i hit your girlfriend for a quickie (yeah)she says she likes my dicky (yeah)*work in progress on my upcoming hip-hop single
>>226020233looks like a piece of shit that needs to be thrown into a volcano
>>226020238as an autistic person myself, I just couldn't bring myself to watch Dating on the Spectrum
Nectar, pollen and fruit are constantly being killed by these things
>>226020208Out of the vehicular manslaughter cases I've heard of personally happening near me it's usually a drunk redneck or 20yo who can't hold their liquor, not a ghetto dweller
>>226020255SameI compare it to watching those weird monkey torture videos. I just identify too much with the poor creatures to not feel extremely uncormfortable
>>226020258
>>226020254If he was fleeing police I can't imagine the judge will be pleased, especially since the victim was a minor.
momberg made some beef stroganoff for din
>>226020258corr gud fruit kittingtonshire diss
>>226020267your personal perception is what makes things important
*BELCH*why yes, I WILL have another beer
>>226020258lock of virginfruit of batpsychedelic mayhem is where it's at!
Are you a goofy ahh nigga or a nonchalant type shit nigga?
Wish there wasn't more euros than mexicans in these threads
fer me?ra-ra-rasputin performed by aurora
>>226020313nonchalant when alone, goofy around normies
>>226019798I had two glasses of wine last night. Might have a Guinness tonight or tomorrow. I've been going easy. A couple years ago I was usually having 2-3 very strong drinks Friday and Saturday and sometimes Thursday. Now it's just a beer or glass of wine with dinner
>>226020289Judges are to brown criminals what white women are to pitbulls.>he were a good boy and never hurt a fly
>>226020289The monkey got 40 years in prison after making a plea deal. They charged him with murder but downgraded the charge. They didn't want to risk him slipping away with some jew lawyer so they figured 40 years was better. Had he been convicted of murder he would've gotten life.
>>226020325aurora has fetching C-cups and a fine face and figure overalldid I mention that she identifies as an aspie?
>>226020344Didn't ask
>>226020344
>>226020344I can't find a lie in anything she said
>>226020344this bitch is so jewish i can smell tarnished pennies in her cunt.
>>226020342would sheg her ayrshire like wallace lang sword in scooon
>>226020339Imagine she makes her way into the cockpit and takes over the controls but everyone is too afraid of being called racist so they just stay hunched over their phones the whole time
>>226020344love seeing the zios panic
>>226020337Not if it's something serious like that. I live in a liberal state but judges don't mess around when violent crime or sexual assault is involved especially if there's a minor victim. They're lenient if you did something dumb like driving impaired or stealing something minor but sex abuse with a minor victim can carry an automatic 15 years.
>>226020344If these are the kinds of people Trump was surrounding himself with while Biden was in office, I can see how he ended up off his rocker
momberg's beef stroganoff is very salty, but still good
>>226020369I know just what that William Longsword's a reference to, but that would lead down a rabbit hole. Also, if the stone was a scone, how come it's still here today, genius?
>>226020356LOL
>>226020387the country is full of jewish and brown judges who will accept cases from different states just to keep the floodgates open or to stop the democratic process.
>>226020400shortberg?
why are they like this
>I can't find a lie in anything she said
>>226020430ypipo o algo
>>226020400your mom's beef stroganoff reeks of fish and semen
>>226020428nope
>>226020372some are saying this is how 9/11 actually went down
>>226020443yabadabada dibidibididum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
>>226020474NPC song
>>226020367she actually isnt jewish at all, she's a complete and total pretender.
I once requested a copy of the Russian book of short stories on which the Fiddler of the Roof was based on at the library, I love that movie so much and dey said dey didn't have it uy yuy yuy
You should really scope out your favela and choose the neighbors you will eat when society collapses in the next couple weeks
>>226020479NPC take
The age of white men is over
>>226020512saar, what is making you saying such thing?
in the future, gold prospectors are going to come back in a big way, but instead of gold mines -- its going to be all about gold asteroids, baby.pure gold... just... flying in the sky... waiting for those brave and bold enough to take it...
eating peanut butter
>>226020512white boy summer has just begun
*the Fiddler on the RoofI've always wanted to try a knish, it's like a savory buhtel that we have here, I think!
>>226020525sit down and be humble crakkka
>>226020537vpn off Bruce
>>226020556I'm as american as apple pie
>>226020512The age of whiter men is beginning
autism
New now!
7 years from now you'll have a new skeleton
HURRY UP
>>226020640wow, man, I can really make out the individual strands of that monkey cat's extremities, dig?
we'll never cum again
Stopping By Cum On A Christmas Evening
/cum/ is deadlong live /cum/
I will never, ever make the nu.
>>226020763to tell you the truth, kid, the nu was fixed from the very beginning
I have never met a blaperson who is all of hard-working, honest and intelligent.
they say that in remote corners of Bavaria, der Threadmann comes for those who could not imagine a future for themselves
>>226020781no one has
>>226020781my dad was
>>226020801but not you? implicitly, that makes you unintelligent or dishonest. i can't trust that take.
>>226020825>>226020825>>226020825
>>226020827>>226020827>>226020827
>>226020818sorry to hear that man
>>226020826>>226020830well-done
