Prev >>226022050Jump scare edition
I was looking for a job and I finally got a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
No guns allowed in the thread
>>226024131*shoots you*
>>226024131
>>226024129So true
hee hee o algo
>>226024131Butthew tried to bring a gun to the /cum/ meetup, but Brian cast a hex on him that froze him in place while security took it away, and then Brian shit in his mouth and Butthew ate it
>>226024149shamone
My penis just went hard style rape mode
Matthew Zazueta will return
not all anime fans are pedos, but all pedos are anime fans
>>226024160See what happens nigga
What about wwe fans?
>>226024165Apparently a similar statement is actually true if you swap out anime with Star Trek, at least according to Toronto police
Imagine you with the huzz and then your brazilian friend starts saying some insane incel-y type of shit
E drones are little fraeks.
>>226024170manchildren
Waiting for me penis to go soft so I can go pee
guys will unironically come up to you and be like hi my name is mike
mike penis
this nigga got dunked on by a guy named mike
My name is Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream
>>226024200HEY EVERYBODYHAVE YOU SEEN MIKE ROTCH?CMON GUYS, SHOW ME MIKE ROTCH!
>>226024195My Name is Jonas is a pretty good song
>>226024195my boss's name is mike. he did come up to me and shake my hand and say hi my name is mike.
>>226024215Lmfao
>>226024208>takes over the mob>does literally nothing to stop its drug operationsJohnathan wept
wish I had someone to talk to
>>226024228hey
>>226024220Read Purple Haze Feedback
people born after 2008 be like: hi my name is braxtyn, this is my sister amberleigh
I don't see a reason to actually go after an apprenticeship since I did terribly at industrial roofing, and after failing the CNA, I also gave up on ever going back to college, plus it's too late for me anyway. If I can't be good at roofing after 3 months or pass something as simple as what a 10-year-old could do, then why even bother? I wish I knew my life would be this terrible 5 years ago so I could lie on train tracks. It's really sad because I actually had a good time working in Acadia and also when I was traveling, but again, you can't make a living traveling or a decent one in nature. Also, I am too old and stupid to be a vet tech, and they also rejected me from cleaning because I had poor handwriting that looked like" Michael J. Fox wrote it"
>>226024241names evolve over time. Old ones stop being used and new ones are made. Nobody is named George anymore for that reason
>>226024251dis guy is using /cum/ as his personal diary
>>226024238>spinoffshant
>>226024228hello
>>226024265Your loss
>>226024287
wasian qt at tennis was really shy but flirting with me...I think. kept saying how good I was, and then she tapped my back as I was leaving to tell me she hoped she didn't scare me off. I did not reciprocate with the best responses
>>226024299not gay but id inseminate this fella
>not gay but
>>226024357you would too dont lie
>>226024380I would not because I'm not a homosexual
*pulls up to the /cum/ meetup in my hot air balloon*
>>226024262Dear diary, today in /cum/ an anon from Canada disparaged another anons blogpost. O mean he just dismissed it outright without giving it any consideration at all. This made me sad.
>>226024399*fires a surface to ground missile*
>>226024399*upstages you with my pimped out zeppelin*
>>226024390*gapes you*
>>226024399OUTTA THE WAY /CUM/ NIGGA COMING THROUGH
>>226024452Where did you get this picture of me
>>226024452Trader Joe's ahh art
blew a big gooey gob on my soft but tight twink tummy
>>226024317Kawaii
>>226024479Man I don't envy that build but I do wish I was less of a fat fuckawucka
I made slop fanart of one of my favorite characters. Can you identify her?
Simultaneously feel hungry and full somehow
>>226024522me every morning after gorging on 3 frozen pizzas and 8 pints of beer the night earlier
*fires guided munitions at your village*
>>226024520Whore 3 from Big Booba Bimbos?
>>226024520Carmen Sandiego?
Very strange how similar G-Dragon sounds to Lil Uzi Vert
>>226024538I cast protective shield
>>226024538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDMCCLlGl4
>>226024546Right
>>226024546Rap is dead, Unc
>>226024545You are vaguely warm.
>>226024554
>>226024563They're both very nasally synth-heavy rappers with poppy tendencies.Regardless, I'm once again going back to the K-pop classics I grew up listening to in HS. For whatever reason I always get back into them around fall but haven't bothered with anything released since COVID.I always loved this ballad: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nged3LwJsvQ&
The character was Hannah Dundee from Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. I didn't give her the stripe on her pants because she doesn't always have it, and I like the version without.
>>226024479hot
>>226024594laughed out loud at this
Writing a letter, jacking off, then sealing an envelope with my cum, and mailing it to your mom
>>226024607sexo
>>226024617why won't you mail it to me?
Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
Ian Levine is big fat poof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBt56ruRq1sthe evening listen
The next pandemic will make covid look like hay fever
You can judge a man's character by the way he treats his fellow animals.
>>226024688it already was hay fever
>>226024693*grills a steak*
>>226024693Fun fact: this is one of the biggest reasons why the Japanese really fucking hate other Asians.
My penis is haunted
I have read 3 of his books and now I cannot remember his name
>>226024729Stephen King?
>>226024431Boomer-tier conversations on social media are so cute.
>>226024729Adolf Hitler?
>>226024729Philip K Dick?
>>226024789Pewdiepie looks like this these days
>>226024729Timothy Dexter?
>>226024913Is that a /cum/ beast
>>226024796not again....
>>226024722Yo ham and lentil soup on waffles??? Chat am I onto something??
>>226024987lol
rate my drip
>>226024958Yes
MY NAME IS
>>226025208JONAAAAASSSI'M CARRYING THE WIND
Rate my drip
>>226025222I like it, the shorts can use some ironing
Fold you shorts. You're trying too hard to look normal and it shows
Fold this bussy
gm /sperm/
>>226025222sexy/10
