the janny strikes again edition
right then
209 posts what the hell are you playing at janny
>>226028070um
Thinking of buying half a pig, front part, 8 euro a kilo
Damn that r9k image link to that girl was actually underage?
>>226028066
>>226028066hardly a reason to delete the entire thread
bottom text
lil bro let his OCD ruin his life
>>226028096Proudest moment of your entire life I'm sure
>>226028097>>226028118nonces
it's curious how mousenonce claims to not be a nonce yet he replied to cp saying it was hotweird isn't it
>>226028114probably half of these are me lmao
Glad I didn't start playing the erotic gacha game if it was always going to send notifications like "I miss you"
>>226028128overcompensating performative outrage is clearly the domain of true nonces
>>226028146doesn't really work if it's not a real person saying it
eating some scran
Thinking and talking all day every day about nonces and seeing it everywhere is strange behaviour
Pro EU scum yet again
canne believe you lot clicked the link
mfs be like "im tired" alright mf you haven't had your morning teaim mfs
Right well I'm gonna go find the Colonel Gaddafi quote on this behaviour
>>226028094how could anyone know that?
gone from the internet as it shouldn't be
Or might buy quarter of a pig if they are too big, last year half was 50 kilos
might buy her a sparkler tomorrow bitches love sparklers
Geordie's are literally not humans
more bot postsits over for this place
>>226028211UOOOO
Political thread wasn't it. Not allowed, you see.
Hi allI've got blue milk in my tea Usually use green milk but today it's blue milk as we have blue milk that needs usingIt's lovely
>>226028212Newcastle is the best place in the whole of the North of England. Unlike you whiny little mongs in the m62 corridor Newcastle actually has culture and keeps to itself
My electric ran out ToT
>>226028227do you not find it looks a bit too orangelike it tastes fine but it looks like when you've put gone-off semi in, just not lumpy
Mad how porn addiction nukes your libido
>>226028261Trvke
He's changed a bit since I last saw him
>>226028236>CultureYeah you mean alcohol and drug abuse?
Love drinking milk because it makes me poo like crazy. It’s like a delicious laxative.
>>226028257Nah not really. I usually have my tea dark anyway so it looks about the same
i only get hard around 3pm on weekdays now
Mad how I've not jerked off in 16 17 hours and my balls hurt when I pulled them out to pee just now cus I need to cum
>>226028284my workload be like
>>226028236I'm from Newcastle and I moved away, it's alright but I have nothing but bad memories of growing up there as an autistic sperg lord who was addicted to video games
reckon webms are obsolete now that you can post mp4s on the 'chon
>>226028289FOY
>>226028272Literally Paul Gascoigne and nobody else woah
>>226028277sounds like you enjoy a good honest poo lad. btw you may be lactose intolerant if it's making you poo that much
>>226028289I don't think that's normal actuallyMy bollocks have never hurt because I haven't had a wank
>>226028268in what fucking bizarro world does this look 17
>>226028313Remember to jerk your horses
>>226028070omdz he's been caught
>>226022363Probably jerking off to that the fagMental how incellious gays are ruining white women
>>226028318I don't have any horses but if I did I'd probably hire a man to wank them off for me if it was necessary
i want to poo up a girl's vagina
my bollocks scream out in anguish from not being emptied in a whole 24 hours this cannot go on
>>226028336FOY
>>226028289there is no way you dont have ed
>>226028338Me as the horse (if you're a girl and not any of the girls I know in real life so far)
By the way I saw a post in the last thread just as it was deleted about Linux being too fragmented to be a desktop OS and I was just wondering if that Australian man could tell me which parts were too fragmented?
>>226028352love to see it
>>226028352what did those dirty niggers do to that poor woman?
>>226028359it fragments your brain since you actually start caring about a bloody operating system
my bollocks have gone vegan in newfound solidarity with dairy cows
>>226028227do you rate earl grey i think its not too bad personally
>>226028355Nah I get a boner from doing sexual things with women like cuddling and kissing etc
>>226028373Good man
>>226028361cute but the monobrow needs to go
Ahh I need a gf *heeeee*
might start ingesting macro-plastics, the micro’s not doing it for me anymore
i'll smack your bott-bott
>>226028361>>226028380That's literally a childIt's one of the missing kids that the Australian posted months ago
>>226028375yeah but your ting definitely gets floppy annoyingly fast
>>226028389Weird post
>>226028384Michael Jackson reminding the cashier in Pret that he's a coeliac
レープレイプ
>>226028387me ballsack feels like a beanie baby with all the plastic beads sloshing about in there
business idea: australia colonises britain
>>226028413aw naur
>>226028395Weird conversation but you only posted that because I was gonna post yesterday about getting hard ons and then by the time I go for the cum rag to start wanking it's soft But in situations it's hard to know what someone's feeling and drugs or needing to pee can affect it
>>226028424stfu n00b or i'll pwn you with l33t h4x
>>226028426right and you're schizo as well nice to know
Boston More Than a FeelingGood song
>>226028437welp*scuttles away like dr zoidberg*
any *holds up spork* man in
it's all so tiresome
get the each way double on rorke
I hope the Belgian self harms and dies
>>226028400強姦 is a better word because the second character (which means manipulative and wicked(in the evil sense)) is just 3 of the character for women.
here's a chicken and egg scenario for you lads;do bums smell like poo, or does poo smell like bums?
>>226028481putting all my money on Lasty
>>226028487only heatherpedo calls him that
how do i be more natural and spontaneous
>>226028493if you wash you bum it doesn't smell like poo anymore but if you wash a poo it still smells of poo
>>226028513Another case cracked by the /brit/ lads.
>>226028493bums smell like poo because poo smells even when it's in the poo tubes according to doctors and that who do pootube stuff
>>226028400why are so many jap words just an English word with "u" on the enddid rape not exist in japan before they met westerners?
i sucked a golf ball, what happened next will shock you…
Into Mischief pounces into first!
>>226028498gone for a lump job on ez tiger in the 3.55 at plumpton, nice little odds boost on it at 11/8
How do I manipulate you niggas gaslighting me, into manifesting things (like alchemy) like a girlfriend and more answers to all my questions
equivalent exchange took my willy when I tried to bring my arse back to life
>>226028526same reason so many words in English are actually french
>>226028526>>226028400>Reipu
Incels, Finland is calling
>>226028583Ok I will go No fatties is all I ask. I just don't like em
rape isn't funny ok
>>226028583can't go nordic countries as i'm not tall enough
rape is funny ok
you're on the street minding your own business when this guy approaches you, what do you figure he wants?
need my arse raped
>>226028612Only when its men getting raped in prison, people love a men rape stand up bit, peculiar.
why do so many gen X men think they secretly really dangerous
>Evasion of Angela Rayner’s new “tourist tax” will carry a maximum penalty of 14 years in prison.>The measures, set out in a bill published on Wednesday, target accommodation providers in England who evade the proposed overnight visitor levy.>The new legislation is also designed to prevent property owners offering “mates’ rates” to friends that would reduce the amount of tax paid on temporary stays.lol
>>226028583corrr yes cant wait to wine and dine with a chubby Finnish girl from Äkäslompolo and shag her silly in her log cabin
bum me where I poo from
>>226028636dunno
scaling up the /brit/ spam bot kubernetes cluster anyone got any new gimmick or ritualpost requests?
>>226028636sell me his CD
Normgroids are cattle aren't they
why is it all indians running the tim hortons in my shit town in northern ireland. im not complaining some of them are hot but like why would you choose to come here i dont get it
when somebody gets a colostomy bag do you think their bum wonders where all the poo has gone?
>>226028664um yeah some more excellent interracial sex posts would be great cheers ta x
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793879124187374.jpgWhut da heeeeeeo
>>226028664yer da wears a leather catsuit in the back garden
>>226028674I like hot indian chicks, dont care about the rest desu
>>226028674they just hire other indians and pay them cash way under minimum wage
>>226028674Because they’ll do whatever what they’re told, literal cattle
>>226028703i don't find you funny
>>226028664bring back poo smells lmao
>>226028674>northern irelandwtf you lot were supposed to be the last outpost
Going through all of that dumb crap just to get some pills you can buy on the deep web or Thailand
If your girlfriend has a kid sister and you played being her dad with her to give her a treat when she calls you daddy so that she starts saying it as a joke and when she says it Infront of your girlfriend finally do you think this would work for making her wanting getting her pregnant
Wish I had a cheese sandwich with cress
who is telling them to come here though its not the mafia its tim hortons theyve hardly got recruiters running around jakarta saying who wants to come to this shit town 4000 miles away to make mediocre fast food
Yeah I reckon her hearing someone call me "dad" would get her in the mood to get pregnated
using youtube on a phone is mental, there's so many adverts for stock market trading and weird apps that look like scams
>>226028745probably
>>226028745very telling that you had to sexualise it when you could just show her how good you are with kids by treating her sister well
mental that people willingly eat literal grasses and other poisonous green shite
>>226028760Other indians
>Wish I had a cheese sandwich with cress
yeah don't think I'll be clicking any random image links for a while sorry
>>226028760its part of tims corporate culture to only hire jeets no matter what, no matter where
>>226028764I am in agreement with YouTube currently (and a schzioprenic) so that I watch 3 videos and watch 1 on my phone so that the creator gets paid. Those numbers because they are showing like 4 ads every video now >>226028775Yeah Dam life could've been good desu
>>226028738there's loads of ethnic horrors beyond comprehension in every corner of the emerald isle
>>226028777Greeks eat this thing called Horts which means grass and its dandelions, ive seen people pick em from the park or in green areas in front of their apartment building.It tastes bad imo
>>226028760>theyve hardly got recruiters running around jakarta saying who wants to come to this shit town 4000 miles away to make mediocre fast foodthey do though
>>226028776Are you literally a bot or is this the amygdala override again?
>>226028764for me it's those AI ads for games where literally 0% of the gameplay footage you see is actually in the game, how do they even get away with that
>>226028814HORTA*
i will NOT drive a chery, byd, haval, or mg. i don't like the chinese you see
>>226028760they literally do thoughit's basically a pyramid scheme where the ones who are here recruit over there for money getting them over or scamming visas and basically enslaving the new ones to work for nothing But they run ad campaigns and shit and lie about how student visas are pathways to permanent residency
>>226028811wrong, my local maccies in my comfy Suffolk town is entirety staffed by whites
poo screaming bradders
>>226028824you're fucking thick, lad
>>226028764You can have an ad blocker if you watch on firefox on your phoneand it lets you close your screen so you can listen like a podcast
kickstarting a wank
Oh yeah the thing with learned behaviours yesterday that anon posted could also be related to he Hippocampus Don't know a lot about the brain it's just I have been manipulated a lot in my life
>>226028745Sounds really dumb, why would it. If you get your colleague to call you senior, dynamic, analyst, coordinator in ear shot of your manager do you think that'll make her give you that position.That was so silly it's actually made me a bit madMm
been watching a tv show with lots of scousers in it and they genuinely say lad way too much, like /brit/ levelsit's every other sentence
>>226028868why do you sign your posts
bro said Mm
>>226028868Well it's complicated Is the manager a woman? No matter anyway - lose-lose situation. If they're a female then everyone in the office calling you that and cheering every time you walked in going YES YEEES THERE HE IS THE MANAGER FOR US ALL then they would but it's a woman so her ovaries would be telling her to do it based on if you're attractive (or not) and how willing she is to fuck you, otherwise she wouldn't promote you because of her ovaries getting jealous
so weird
>>226028865>Hippocampusyour mum in a tent
ok everybody take five
so it's goodbye to your brand new life so it's good luck best wishes to your black lungs
>>226028815still dont get how they look at london, birmingham etc and then decide Hmmm yes this backwater in northern ireland, a place definitely not renowned for being a shithole. Now that's where i see my future. That's the land of opportunity.
can australia have some of our blacks and pakis
And because it's a woman they would be insecure about promoting a man to near on her position too. Because then it brings out her insecurityThe Joe Rogan podcast said that gorillas in a zoo get jealous if you bring them a birthday cake on their birthday without bringing everyone else cake, even though they would all have birthdays. Women are like gorillas maybe
undertaking a poo
1pm and only just having breakfast. it's so over
cunt at my work used to say hmmmmm out loud for the duration of training videos he watched
>>226028760Pretty much how it worked back when we had the visa sponsorship program for jobs considered in shortage.J know there’s a path to EU citizenship for Indians from Goa who could move to Portugal and get Portuguese citizenship after 5 years.These same Indians then moved to Britain when the EU settlement scheme was open and promptly received settled status which is even more secure than indefinite leave to remain.
>>226028846Suffolk isn't on the emerald isle unfortunately
i wonder if gta games are popular with irl police officers or if they find it offensive
>>226028961He was learning things ok
more importantly how can we fuck all these indian women working in tim hortons
>>226028785The cress is slimy! Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!
>>226028982At least they are working. Is Tim Hortons good, is it like Starbucks?
>>226028785zombie cheese
>>226028976Some surely play on the RP servers They have vehicle mods for basically every constabulary here
>>226028980I think I gave myself tinnitus because I had to blast music to not lose my mind from his constant random mouth noises and talking to himself all day
>>226029001Tim Hortons has wheaty tasting doughnuts they're not bad though
get the interest rates raised
>>226028949they cant afford the visa scam to get them there there are indians working at tim hortons in small towns in new brunswickthere are indians moving to kenyathey will go anywhere to get out of india
low key got an indian bird on the tune who's shipping in at the end of the yearbut one of the rich smart ones
>>226029001We have a version of Tim Hortons here which is woeful and not very similar to the Canadian version but people who would go to a place like that are used to slop like Lidl and Aldi food
>>226028968I apologise for my terrible reading comprehension
Women are more like gorillas in a zoo than job promotions are like girlfriends and getting them pregnant with your seed
>>226029013thisjust fixed for another 5 years
Azog are the moden equivalent of Cheka jews
/brit/ posts that juxtaposes pensioner's triple lock with zoomers triple locking their chastity cagessend
>>226029022its bad here too
Picky bits for lunch
never seen a single attractive indian woman out in the wildnot a one
>>226029012>>226029022We dont get much chain stuff here and if we have its one location in a mall in the capital, we used to have one dunkin donuts years ago but it closed cause nobody cared for their doughnuts
Conspiracy theory: EU supermarket foods (in the UK) are designed to be a specific amount of filling. If they don't make the food filling enough, people won't buy it. All of the food is the same amount of filling, and this standardises it so they can sell food better
>>226029048rabbit food
>>226029029mfw your post
>>226029048real niggas eat the kiwi with the skin on
sad that I never got to try the legendary tim hortons coffee before they changed the beans and fucked it
>>226029057we get it, rorke, they're not as attractive as back women.
>>226029057you guys just import random village ones for some reasonthey need to be upper middle class and have grown up with first world nutrition. But they have big boob genes
>>226029068*Kissu*I was going to say "like a dog" when I said training but that would be too sexual. Women are also like dogs: you can train them - and also have sex with them whenever you want, and they can too
they are coming for you lil rorkey...
>>226028760We could basically go through the list of every country with a non-negligible Indian population and the theme would be consistent: They were brought there by elites who needed a submissive, easily exploitable labor pool when local labor asked for better living conditions or wages.Why? Because Indians never did. They are a population that seems fully content with subjugation (even Marx noticed this).So it’s easy to see why they were such an ideal population for the intensive global expansion era of colonial empires. And it’s even easier to see why they are perfect subjects for late capitalism now.They are the culturally, psychologically, and physically ideal organism for the dominant system.There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t.Absolutely IDEAL subjects.You, on the other hand, are not the ideal subject.You want to live in a high-trust society. You would shed tears if someone tried to cut down the apple tree you climbed as a child to build a data center. You want to see and experience beauty. You want your own space. You have an expectation that your living conditions will improve over time. You would not be content to live in a room with 10 other people, work 16 hours per day for pennies, and eat cheap slop.You are a liability. Just like the Burmese and Surinamese slaves were.And as we continue to crawl deeper into this late capitalist hellscape, you and your silly little needs will come into increasing conflict with those of the system.
still giving replies to the blatant r/UKfood cross posts yeah? good stuff
>>226029088post police over here
>>226029088probably just samefagging
god damn, tim hortons is cheap as fuck
>>226029057funnily enough I still recall one of the untouchable maids I saw during a friend's weddingsuch a waste
The one i want to try is Poppays chicken, people say its good.
i am technically a primateyou are technically bantering with a primate
@grok detail plan step by step how to unarse my life
mad how the green party is just the muslim party these days. how did that happen
>>226029120steal the other swedes horses and get a horse gf
>>226029083We get a lot from the UK here, its easy to get with them because most locals are racist and they dont get approached much.
>>226029120AI has to be too careful to help with that. It's so paranoid about making users kill themselves (again) or women uncomfortable even a little bit
>>226029131vgp
in bed, farting
>>226029131i am the swede with the horses you utter buffoon
the paki girls always like me for some reason. there was one at my old workplace who kept trying to get me to come round her house so she could cook for me or go to the cinema with her
>>226029109kfc is better even with the dire state kfc is in these days
>>226029109one of the last fast food places I actually go to, their tendies are the tits
The British Empire was fundamentally Jewish. And any retarded rightoid like Zohar Historian who skills for it is a spiritual jew like Cecil Rhodes.Thankfully based Hitler destroyed it.
was thinking about how 4chan went down a few weeks ago because someone hacked php or something, it comes to mind that we in /brit/ should have some sort of emergency assembly point in case it happens again
>>226029120>>226029148whats wrong with it then
>>226029177merely wanted to shitpost in all honesty
>>226029174its always been the sharty you mong
"Women are like horses"- extremely based dating coach that is now the 'complete opposite' but still based if I recall. Women are a lot like horses wow
>>226029186policy is we dont tell the aussies mate
>>226029150Kfc is teally good here, its operated by a company that who oversees operations in a few european countries and foreigners are always amazed when i take them.>>226029164So ive been told
>>226029184you are stealing incel valour
wonder what mousey thinks of today's events
>>226029186i'm sure i've no idea what you're talking about
i put a nigga on a shirt
i still don't know the address of the sharty so when 4chan is down i just sit here on my own daydreaming
Interesting I thought Nigeria had amazing healthcare, that’s why we are so reliant on their doctors and nurses
doing powerful farts
>>226029186sharty went down with the php outage
>>226029174kohlchan/int/
lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad
>>226029219bros never heard of google lol
>>226029212not my problem
>>226029219best not going 2bhif 4chan is only down for a short period, sharty is just one guy spamming like crazy trying to get the thread going. bit sad to see honestly
Lip fillers are hot >>226029223Africa doesn't have food healthcare they still use tribal medicine where they believe in ghosts and uh gender inequality and homosexuality as bad >PicLol
>>226029223two hearts, one tonne
>>226029223Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>226029001no its not good but yeah its a bit like starbucks. the coffee is not great the waffle fries are always lukewarm and the burgers are middling. its cheap and very fast though and its warm inside so there are coffin dodgers everywhere drinking 1 coffee for 6 hours cause its cheaper than heating the house
are there any real arguments against Global Non-White Sterilisation?
>>226029250>food healthcaredid you mean good healthcare, dumbass?
watching videos of women taking off their nickers but their giney is just out of frame so it's perfectly sfw
reckon i've got an infected tooth but i'll just ignore it and hopefully it will go away
off to bed
mmmm food healthcare
Blue country = white
>>226029288YeahIf you think about it, the logistics of healthcare are crazy. Imagine Africans being able to put things in glass and transport them quickly and distribute everything early
>>226029299it'll go away when the dentist pulls it out
Official /brit/ posters rankings:Anonymous with Union JackAnonymous with jf flagpeople who have a name/reputation associated to their posts, but are only seen in very small periods of time no posts at allanyone else
>>226029299It won't but it's not like you can go to a fucking dentist in this country. Brits have perfect teeth though when they're not infected. I'd go to the GP to ask about it because the dentist would see you in 7 billion years
>>226029299ur breath probably heaves errhgghhhh
>>226029309Love me berges that much is true
Actually insane how the government has allowed a law that will effectively make it illegal to so much as view a porn site If you're ever arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and the police find images of entirely consensual facesitting or step-sibling roleplay porn on your phone, boom, 2 years in prison and lifetime sex offenders registry, now everyone thinks you're a nonceDoesn't even need to be porn either, can be just any video where someone looks like they could be suffocatedAnd no one seems to care about this outside the internet, and every political party actually supports thisThis shit is going to ruin so many lives
Britain is a country of dogmongs.
population of ireland is 5.3 millionnot a lot really
>>226029331me too :)
>>226029332>Lifetime of sex offenders registry for face sitting or incest porn Source? No one is going to stop watching face sitting porn
What's he like
>>226029332your entire life revolves around watching pornography
>>226029332it literally cannot be enforced like that even the niggas enforcing the law would be guilty
>>226029339a lot of them died because they didn't know how to operate a fishing rod
>>226029351NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But at the same time who's downloading porn except rare gemmies
It took a tattooed boy from BirkenheadTo really, really open her eyes
>>226029336not so fast m9
>>226029339not a lot in ireland. bogs and bogmen
>>226029330who cares no one's getting close enough to smell it are they
I will purchase
>>226029339Better to have a small population than a large one tbqh
>>226029391omg
Normgroids are insanePeople kicked back against online ID so maybe this will push the public over the edge
>>226029393irish government disagrees
>>226029391Would love to coat that in layers of spunk
i do a nazi salute when i hail the bus and no one can get me trouble for it
>>226029380Rorkes dad having fun with his new printer
>>226029267Oh they have burgers, i thought it was a coffee and sweet pastries. This would never work here
>>226029397x
what kind of freak is downloading pornography on their phone
until the 1980s southern ireland was so poor they had relief efforts in the north and in britain. the houses all had single glazing and people would freeze to death all the time. really before the tiger and the tax haven northern ireland was much better in the uk. nowadays not so much
niggas always laughin at me holdin too many cards until I bust out slifer the sky dragon then they stop laughin at me holdin too many cards
One day it will be illegal to dress up as a dog even on Halloween and it will be banned
>james acaster How can one man be so pathetic
>>226029431not true
there is some properly disturbing porn thats legal though but a lot of the shit they just banned is not that
>>226029423They do have sweet treats thoughbeit
>>226029423it used to be then it got bought by ameircans and they put pizza and burgers on the menu its a tragedy
>>226029430what do you want me to sit at the computer to have a wank like it's fucking 2005
You're gay if you wouldn't fuck Kindred from League of Legends. And her voice is sexy And she does backflip cartwheels and sheeee
Rorke's rizz
>>226029446its a thousand percent true. until the mid 90s the north was richer than the south
>>226029441don't like casters either melike to get up close and personal
>>226029416I bet you are all giddy, shaking with excitement at this transgression no one cares about.
once I’ve been to the gym I literally have nothing to do all day
>>226029466Tim coded DM
>>226029460just dont watch it
>>226029480this is why i leave it until night time
>>226029466jerry want that puss
>>226029478certainly am
>>226029483The last messaged is a bit Ian coded too
>>226029349Literally anything where someone could potentially be suffocated will be illegalThis can be even something as small as putting a hand over a mouth and nose>>226029356Yes they're not going to actively enforce itBut you're kidding yourself if you think they won't use this to get rid of certain people who the government find inconvenient, i.e. activists
>>226029505
>>226029480considered getting a job?
>>226029466Realized she was AI before I even saw the owl but this some grifter using AI to whore even better than she did already because there's no way a blonde isn't attractive thrust (thirst) trap
>>226029453>>226029459They cant be making money on burgers and pizza
>>226029506>>[Suffocation] porn will put you on the sex offenders registry for life (and go to prison)>>Source?>Literally anything where someone could potentially be suffocated will be illegal
>>226029506is it actually a ban on possessing that material or just producing it i would understand the latter but the former is just retarded
>>226029590former, possession and seeking it is illegal