>be godjak>Working on the newest beetle prototype>Trying to make them come in a new colors>Focus must not be interrupted >Out of the blue get interrupted with a flood of spam prayers from the american south>Millions of prayers praying the gay away>enraged.PNG>"OOOH!!! YOU WHINEY LITTLE FAGS!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING ON MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS?!?">think of a way to get back at them>Notice those fat retards grilling copious amounts of beef and pork (which you hate)>idea.lightbulb>Invent this tick that once it bites you you become deathly allergic to red meat>Unleash it upon the US south>"Hmph! That'll teach those fat retards to pester me while I'm at work again!"Why's godjak like this?
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u r one autistic fuck
>>226028233Why did God love beetles so much? What do they even do??
>>226028233based
>>226028239legitimately whats the design philosophy behind making process of this creature other than pure malice and hatred?
>>226028292'ate 'umans, luv me beetles, nuff said.
u r one artistic fuck
>>226028270Jokes aside beetles are really cool, they're tiny supremen.we mustn't be jealous that they're Yahweh's favorite creation and not us.
>>226028332based
>>226028423They also live much better lives than 99,99% of mankind, per beetle standards
>>226028270They're his autistic hyperfixation
>>226028233>>226028239>>226028248>red meat allergy ticksaar get with the times the new trend is accusing bill gates of being behind all that shit
>>226029522Why the fuck would he do that though? For godjak it's effortless. For bill gates it's an enormous waste of money for no benefit. If you said Claus Schwab did it I could at least see how he stands to benefit as he's the world's largest bug eating enthusiast.
>>226028233Damn, gods based
>>226028270Maybe he's the god of beetles and we are just NPCs.
