Brain dead stepmom edition
What tge actually fuck is that pic
>>226034404Mike Dyson
>>226034390My horny ass could not be havin a stepmom lookin like dat
High government spending will surely work out this time
>>226034573Yep
>>226034628yep
I'm an acid communist now. I'm watching Sports Center and Lindsay Hamilton is on the desk but she is standing and I can see her amazing legs. She is so hot, I wish she was my wife. Mai wife!
salt and vinegar almonds
About to eat a gross sandwich like a slut
>>226034762what a sandwich? i've never heard of that. is that a food?
>/cum/ is now 90% CanadiansThey really killed everyone right after the results were official...
>>226034789Yeah it's like a burger or a hot dog, but distinctly more sandwich-like in nature. It's like if a sandwich was a sandwich and I was eating it and it was not very good. It's food.
>>226034820RIP americans, we will carrrrryyyyy the flame
>>226034494deadass
>>226034737Big fan. Hate gundam, though. Worst style of mecha
we carney the flame
Tired of these hoes
We are Chris Kyle.
Carney in flames
I'm gonna buy some weed today and keep doing it everyday even though it's not good to be doing that >:)
dude
squeeb
weed
Browns destroy everything the touch
>>226035063Many browns even admit this
>>226035063
>>226034974That dude still causes a lot of seethe despite being dead
The United Browns of America
too many leafs here
We must return to Europe and save them from the brown horde
>>226035120It's now /Cum/ - CANADA, usa, mex
Woke is back
quitting therapyquitting medsmy life has been a waste
So uhm, apparently I'm a girl now??? Erm, ok.... not what I expected. But I guess these boob thingys are kinda fun. Eh..what's this? I still have my penis? And it's even bigger than ever??? Weeeeird.
Americans will soon know our pain
Asmon gold rage quit his stream
>>226035165Woke 3.0
>>226035167>quitting therapy>quitting medsscientology was right about both
The Venus de Milo was a whore
>>226035187Tbqh they won't feel the full weight of it until 2028, this is just a preview.
>>226035216What happened to 2
>>226035262Now that the election is over they can go back to full retard. Pronouns are now mandatory and all kids will learn about troonism again.
Reading NTR hentai gets me so wet
>>226035286Surely they’re not that stupid?
>>226035291i hope the taliban throws you off of a roof
>>226035237https://youtu.be/dsOYZcP9o-4
someone start an interesting topic
>>226035240The kike analysts on npr actually were saying they had to slow their roll on the progressive stuff to trick people into voting in a blue president for 2028 so they could swarm us with gay migrants
>>226035425Magnets, how do they work?
We need Dark Brandon
my dad won in 2022I haven't ordered anything off that site since 20222022 was a golden year.>>226035425u doxxed ur insta
ai just told me i hit the nail on the head
>>226035448there are 2 kinds of magnets: male and female magnets. when a male magnet ses a female magnet, the male magnet wants to sexo. shrimple as that
2027 we will get a gf bros
youtu.be/11co7eaLKE4your first computerin early 2000s i got an hp pavilionwindows mespent those days in aol chatrooms and dling random stuff with kazaa
Oregonbros...
>>226034390i would like to have sex with both please
>>226035573I almost got oneshe called me Buddha.but she's being mentally ill.
>>226035579California was a great state for Jobs. That's where he started Apple.
>>226035579What kind of jobs are there in the Dakotas
Asmongold
>>226035712https://youtu.be/5Y0CXwyKxp4
Ac7ionMan
When you get a bad deal on something does it bother you for months after the fact even if it was a petty amount of money
>me when the fog
>>226035807i try to stay focused aheadmy past is basically all bad deals and mistakes
My landlord in sitting in his minivan in the parking lot day drinking
>>226035840real
>>226035857little teddy bear
Action Man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KtyMcb86go
WE NEED MORE INDIANSNOOOW
Hello *pees my own pants*
video games
>>226035946Free trade with India is more important than having a high trust society Saar
>>226035990Hi*laps it all up like a dog*
rica
>>226036062gross
>>226036085You're crazy
>>226034827it's hard for me to imagine. sorry i one day should get more familiar with food when i see what it is
>>226035807The difference between him and me is that I never went to jail.Plus, it’s a small world. After I sold it, the guy told me he’d taken the virginity of a girl whose boyfriend I used to hang out with.The original guy I wanted to sell it to only offered $250. The guy I sold it to offered $600.In the end, I didn’t even want the $100 bill he was waving around while he was working as a budtender behind the register at a weed store.After I sold it, I told her boyfriend, “I sold it to the guy who took your girlfriend’s virginity,” just to insult him for offering me only $250.When I saw the guy on Bicycle Day, I told him to transfer me $50 outside the store whilst we were walking back to his apartment.IDK if this answers your question.Also, he got fired from the weed store this year because some jeet snitched on him or something, but it really makes no sense since that jeet worked at the weed store without a work permit for a whole year.
>>226036095She’s a fat caked up whore
>>226036124fuck forgot my first lineI sold a $2,700 electric scooter for $50.The difference between him and me is that I never went to jail.Plus, it’s a small world. After I sold it, the guy told me he’d taken the virginity of a girl whose boyfriend I used to hang out with.The original guy I wanted to sell it to only offered $250. The guy I sold it to offered $600.In the end, I didn’t even want the $100 bill he was waving around while he was working as a budtender behind the register at a weed store.After I sold it, I told her boyfriend, “I sold it to the guy who took your girlfriend’s virginity,” just to insult him for offering me only $250.When I saw the guy on Bicycle Day, I told him to transfer me $50 outside the store whilst we were walking back to his apartment.IDK if this answers your question.Also, he got fired from the weed store this year because some jeet snitched on him or something, but it really makes no sense since that jeet worked at the weed store without a work permit for a whole year.
Ooh whoah look at me the BASED and PILLED racist I'm definitely snow white and blonde is that a beautiful woman who isn't white GROSS and YUCKY do I fit in yet?
my life is unending cognitive and bodily torture (CBT)
tall dutch women fart loud as hell
have concluded that I'm either cosmically bad at picking women to like or God simply intended me to hate women
>>226036202How do you know this
>>226036166Too sleepy to decode that to be desu
>>226036271I sold a $2,700 electric scooter for $50. The guy I sold it to had offered $600. The original buyer had offered only $250. The guy I sold it to told me he had taken the virginity of a girl whose boyfriend I used to hang out with. After the sale, I told her boyfriend who bought the scooter, just to insult him for offering only $250. The buyer worked as a budtender and waved a $100 bill, but I didn’t want it. On Bicycle Day, I saw him outside the store. I asked him to transfer me $50 as we walked back to his apartment. He got fired in early 2026 after someone reported him. It seemed unfair because the person who reported him had worked there without a work permit for a year.
yeah I'm thinking this one's overdue
Finna procure a bowl of cereal
DISTEFANO
>>226036315You sound like a person who can't be trusted around sharp objects
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
>>226036346Grow up
Jews ruined my life
>>226036422Same
>>226036382
>>226036332Sacrilege
>>226036332What did Fiji do
what happens if i go to the US base in kiryat gat and start playing this on speakershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ12cMKawEo&t=15s
>>226036332add israel
>>226036527an indian guy who uses a fiji vpn has been known to spam /int/
>>226035857
>>226036607Why not filtering all canadian and australian flags then
>>226036130It's just AI
>>226036657what would that solve?
>filters all those countries but not Israel
>>226036675Most are mentally unstable muslim pajeetshits
>>226036607I thought he was actually in Fiji? A lot of Indians live there
>>226036586good shout (don't reply to this I won't see it)
all the criminals I see at the weed store aren't there anymore.lcbo is also dead as fuck.
I need somebody to thump myass
>>226036721are u a real italian?why is there is so much antifa graffiti in italyI spent a few days in turin and found all of the poorly sprayed anarchy symbols and facismobad funny
>>226036745based
Beef, pork, and chickenPick one to never eat again
>>226036777I'll pick two, beef and pork.I need to give them up. I feel too bad for cows and pigs, and they clog my arteries.
>>226036726>A lot of Indians live therewtf
>>226036768>why is there is so much antifa graffiti in italyBecause we are full of antifa dipshits
>>226036746LCBO is expensive now, plus they aren't selling a ton of American stuff so people are just shopping less. Cost of living keeps going up so booze buying goes down naturally. LCBO also lets thieves steal tons of liquor from them, which causes them to raise prices overall. LCBO sucks, I stopped drinking hard liquor aside from bourbon (which we can't get now) so I just buy my beer at the grocery store. Fuck the LCBO.
>>226036808Blame the British, they're the ones who brought them all over
Carney’s Canada everyone
>>226036777pork
My grandma unfollowed my gay cousin on Instagram because he keeps posting gay pictures of him in tiny underwear
>>226036777Pork is the best of the three, don't listen to the semites
>>226036908>>226036938brown
>>226036999lmao
The Elder Scrotes>>226036999My cousin is the gayest man Ive ever seen but his grandma loves him
How would your parents react if you came out as gay? What about trans?
>>226037089>gayMy mom would support me>transMy mom would be very worried
>>226035183Tell me more.
>>226037089she would honor kill me, but in a weirdo Protestant way instead of the allahu akbar way for both those options
If I swivel my headphone earcups out and crank the volume they make better speakers than the ones built into my monitor
I think I pulled off a "once in a decade" outfit today. Like the type of shit when you find a picture of your grandpa and think "damn he had that shit on" that type of timeless classic. I got "the look" from a pretty good looking girl today, but told that bird papa don''t sing for a dime much less a nickle.
>>226037021i love lechon but it's time consuming.
The only one I'm raping is myself
let’s just get this beta uprising popping. you have nothing to lose but your virginity
>>226037280been thinking about an escort for this recentlyit's already over for me might as well get my dick wet before I die of failure
NOOO MY STOCKS
>>226037280>only 1.5 years left until my wizard powersI’m not letting a whore ruin this for me
>>226037378>unironically investing in AI and cryptomemes deserved
>>226036999what’s his username so I can block him
endless noiselawnmowersconstructiongarbage trucks
>>226036191I doubt it
>>226036777i like all of them but if i had to pick one to give up, it'd be pork
>>226037390same lol except I am going to let a whore ruin it for mewomen are cruel but at least whores are honest
>>226037476whores are still women brochacho
Pharmaceutical stocks bout to skyrocket
https://x.com/ZionMorgBar/status/2118194457719791894
Did 1 exercise and in completely completely cooked
>>226037560just finished fat gripz ez bar reverse curls and I'm doing my daily hand training nowgymcel or die
maybe my state will get legal weed now
>>226037429>investing in a trillion dollar business is actually a bad idea
>>226037644I have a trillion dollar house you can invest in
My Favorite 4chan post
I always vote against legalization because potheads are annoying and usually gay and I don't want them to be comfortable in normal society
Regret wearing a sweatshirt today
>>226037740literally me
imagine being a gay mexican and you just sit on 4chan all day posting twitter screenshots
Canada went to hell after we legalized it. Coincidence? I think not.
>>226037740trvke
yeah but they got him
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2118336013051555902
>>226037880I don't even own a single one now that I think about it.
I'd go on walks more often but I don't like being seen by other people
got really high and drunk and knocked over the girlfriends favorite flower vase and broke it yesterday trying to "surprise" her somehow now shes mad and wont talk to me
i fear being assaulted by blahs, outsideso i avoid going out walking, except in the morning before they are likely to be awake
Just got done dancing and humiliating myself for Mr. Netanyahu and the Rothschilds at the job center
>>226038055This is why I stick to trails so people in cars can't look at me
Just did the second exercise I'm absolutely deathly cooked now
kind of fucked up how love makes you overlook red flagsfell hard for an acquaintance and didn't even question the fact that she thinks crystals protect her from bad emotions
>>226038101what the fuck is a job center
>>226038055No one cares. If someone stares at you then stare back until they stop
>>226038120Maybe I shouldn't pursue this vegan girl I'm into...
yeah nigga i hate my life and myself
>>226038122like an employment or staffing agency
Just found out about McKenna Grace and now I'm mad. This shit is fucking ridiculous and unacceptable. I mean, come on. Get real. Fuck right off. Get a fucking grip.
Black people and aussies/brits both have accents that are good for roasting people and it makes me kind of jealous. Feels kind of tryhard when I do it.
Grip my nuts
Trappy Hour now don't piss me off
Soon
>Data indicates that murders cluster between 7:00 p.m. and 2:00 a.m., with the deadliest hour being midnight to 1:00 a.m. Assaults typically occur between 3:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., while robberies peak from 2:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m.
Ordered some Longjing tea (龙井茶). I'm trying to move away from more Bongish teas to more Chinky teas
amigos have you heard the latest news? lot of hindus in texas or something.
>>226038146I literally posted her here multiple times
>>226038146what happened?
>>226038146yeah she refuses to do nudity. stupid whore
>>226038175Those accents are good for quick, snappy quips. American accents are good for slow, relaxed remarks, especially if you have a Southern accent
>>226038146>>226038206She's so hot i need to kill myself immediately
>>226038135just really step back and analyze itpersonally, I overlooked the following:>laundry list of meds>crystals believer>astrology believer>rarely goes a day without mentioning "I hate men"
such dumb topics
>>226038239Sounds based she probably fucks like an animal
Panthers just touchdown aw hell nah
>>226038186walking around with a durag on at 1am and some of these white hoes have the survival instinct of a panda. i could do that to you bitch and you don't even flinch. you invite me to smoke weed at your apartment and let me be alone with you. this is either a trap or someone who's about to become a victim real soon by people who think differently from me. Then there are the white old men who either disappear immediately into their car/house or start palming their edc through their shirt.
shrooms shrooms shrooms shroomsI want 1000 shroomslet's spend the night togetheron shrooms until forever
>>226038239>>astrology believerI'm a gemini just like Kanye
>>226038256retard general get out normie
geminis DO kill their cubs
what would you guys do if i put you guys in a crippler crossface
Russell Brand isn't even jewish?
>>226038199You will develop monolids.
You? Ugly shy creep, me? Cool mysterious reserved
>>226038460he's british
>>226038469Good. This will be the Chinese Century, otherwise known as the Century of American Humiliation
You want to talk vibes? Talk about riding through a storm on GTA SA while listening to unsung
discovered all the music that is good, nothing left to find
>>226038460He started criticizing jews & israel a lot recently
Today's lunch is smoked chicken breast, steamed vegetables, Ezekiel bread, olives, and feta cheese
>>226038627no semen?
>>226034480Cursed image straight from hell.
if god is in charge why did he let the country get taken over by muslims and communists?
I should've pooped harder faster better stronger, more, before going to the gym
>>226038643No, there's a shortage because your mother consumed most of the world's semen supply
>>226038690pointless thing to wonderobviously there is no godespecially a hebrew god
>>226038690In all sincerity, do you really think the modern Western countries are in any way Godly?
>>226038718ummm no that was me but i can always donate some
>>226038752you have autism which means you dont have a soul that would allow you to sense divinity sorry buddy you're basically just a typing monkey
>>226038797we're all animalsand jesus was a jewish man
time for chinese gock
Grim thread
>>226038792he obviously has a good personality, incel
>>226038823yep its exactly what a biological robot would say. like a person born blind trying to describe colors. too bad for you but theres nothing to be done about it
White hair and a hopeful smileYour inside is on your outsideI need a pleasant surprise
>>226038792This guy is getting raped in prison by men daily now
Goshpedo jumped from pedo-posting to MGTOW
>>226038926he's gay and loves those kind of men
>>226038883ah, it is so painfulnot being so delusionalto be a believer in the hebrew cult
We are all mgtow here in cum
men going their own way = men SENT their own way
oo la la
LOLhttps://x.com/Assassin181/status/2118239010992652417
Relax pal
How many years before Americans turn the switch off again?
>>226038944damn man soulless and esl you must have really pissed in god's cheerios
theft qt
>ah, it is so painful>not being so delusional>to be a believer in the hebrew cult>i am euphoric
>>226038995>implying it was ever on#FellForItAgain
>>226039056me asf
>>226039116if it were your mother it would have to be the size of a manhole cover
Should I put my girth on my resume?
i'm smelling into the past right now. like, thirty years ago, the old office. that ever happen to you guys?
>>226039268someone would need a magnifying glass desu
so fuckin' based https://x.com/ChristianHeiens/status/2118206125090787397
>>226039302That's him done then
Pretty swell day to be gay. Stopped at the store on the way home and noticed someone had keyed all a political shithead's bumper stickers so that was funny. Hope ge goes into debt getting the paint fixed.
Slow general, janny must have banned a lot of people here
playin wow
Keying someone's political bumper stickers is as petty and cringe as having political bumper stickers at all
>>226039529
>>226039542Nah, die mad.
>>226039333It's over. America will become a corrupt, delapidated, burning, trash-filled, zesty, stinking, brown, thirdie shithole like every other brown majority country on earth
as a teenager i broke into and vandalized a church
>>226039542If you key your enemies, they win
>>226038995They’re getting latinx gommunism which means corruption, incompetence, and gibs for every but Whites.
persx street are makes usa look so cool i wish we had thatmad aura
>>226039597You have a vivid imagination
>>226039561I voted blue, I just think it's extremely petty
>>226039542I unironically have a thin blue line flag on my car because I don't want to get pulled over
>>226039590>China is doing fine.
>>226039662like my mom with a d.a.r.e. thing hanging from the rear view while she drunk drives
>>226039694Chinks are yellow not brown
>>226039662So you're stupid and a coward.
>>226039729no one has yellow skin. that's a meme made up by Europeans when Chinese refused to suck their dicks. actual Chinese skintones are light brown to medium brown.
>>226039765Brown means spics and jeets
>>226039694Urkel post.
just signed up on Duel.Not sure if it's a scam.
>>226039891What is it?
>>226039542Came here to post this
On my third poop todayThink I might be dyingOh well
>>226039694Not really
random missouriwish i were out in the countrydoomed to be stuck in suburbia
playin fifa
Cali gas prices and no guns what a future
>>226039646we have folsom street instead
saskatchewanseems nice
>>226039930I'm also in subrurban missouriI know your pain
We need to get even more lesbophobic
>>226039930>>226039992you dont want to have to live in one of these shitholes. theres a reason they're so cheap and have average ages north of 40
average lesbians
If Blompfle was the Fifth Great Chaos God, what would his portfolio be?
>>226039925
>>226039542This is my political bumper sticker
>>226039992Made you the villain, evil for just moving onI see your shadow, I see it even with the lights offI made a promise if in four months, this feeling ain't goneWell, fuck this city, I'm moving to Saskatchewan
Russel Brand found guilty of r*pe, hes probably going to prison
>>226039908casino made by a Finnish guy that's crypto only.
>>226040162its illegal to own rope now?
>>226040003I am as well
>>226040150
>>226040236you guys should add each other discords and meet up
>>226040253t.
>>226040309I don't have a discord and never have in the past
i dont know how to spell orderves and i guess that just has to be ok.
>>226040342okay, just give me your email and we can hang out (no gay stuff)
Im back home from the gym, yeah I'm tired
random sonoraseems hot
>>226040395hors d’oeuvre
>>226035438Good for them because people have goldfish memory.
>>226040493thats stupid. my way is better.
Bone apple tea
Time to renew
its not a big problem in my life. i just say appetizers, that makes more sense anyhow. but the first step towards forgiving yourself for being human is to acknowledge your personal failings.
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