Crime against humanity edition
>>226035284used to just be called house but because everyone is a thick fucking cunt now they had to put MD on the end of it
Watching face sitting is illegal, but doing it isn't haha. The wollies
>>226035359Based And throat fucking
just dropped a nuke in the loo
So what is exactly the proof that Russell brand is a rapist? Because he shoved it up someone’s arse in the heat of the moment 20 years ago without asking? Surely every time a woman pulls down someone’s pants and sucks them off without explicitly asking it’s also rape then
>>226035359*spreads my bum cheeks plops down on your gob and suffocates you* legal m8 you can't do nuffin
So I guess if you film yourselfPartaking and wank over it you're in foul of the law
*throws a Bible at your head 100000mph*Read up. Grow up.
first they came for the facesittingand I did not speak outbecause I was a foot guy
>>226035326me on the left
>>226035400this mong perplexed by the concept of witness testimony, they cornerstone of the justice system
is it time to dump the breast reduction webms again
nth for the holodem
>>226035400nobody likes you or finds you funny, canspaedo
the old man wanking webm would cheer everyone up
why are there so many leftists under UK flags on pol as of late
>>226035326She is definitely not 24 years old She looks 30 since 2022
>>226035423Because you were watching them through the window? Bizarre little gimp
>>226035400yes m8 you're a grotty little incel we know
>>226035469the witnesses were the ones who were raped you genuine fucking idiot
>>226035466she's vegan that's why she looks like that
https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Exploding_head_syndromethat would be a good firework episode to watch
lights go bang the masses are sedated for an evening
starting the cut tomorrow since i hit my mediocre lift goals. not sure why i bother since ill always look like shit, but at least my 5k time/pullup max will go up a bit. looking forward to getting fat again after its done
>>226035461bots probably
>>226035478hardly proof though is it. boils down to their word vs another's. not a very robust way to determine a crime occurred
>>226035502/brit/ not misc
Roaring that Russel Brand will spend the rest of his life in prison for consensual sex 20 years ago and no physical evidence.
>>226035439https://streamable.com/x05kbf
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/nov/02/alex-garland-elden-ring-adaptation-amazon-mgm-cailee-spaeny >goreslop
hope gamblling goes next when they're done with porn
>>226035531he's a rapist and you are an incel
>>226035531he'll get a 3 year suspended sentence
>>226035544fuark
>>226035531should all rpaists get away with it if they did the rape long enough ago? is that your concept of justice?
>dogshit yank editionright that's me off then
>>226035526im british so my post belongs in /brit/. its why all the poo posts stay up
Cronem at bonfire with KatyFireworks remind him of war back homeHe chef up Timmy, it’s a PTSD ting xPerfect Katy nursing his baton to help him relax x
>>226035531hope you're put away next, you obvious rapist
>>226035531>no physical evidence.it's just mad shit just words and the jury didn't even believe half of them slags
>half them slags Corrrrr
>>226035552Tingling to bro's mouth ASMR
Bought tickets to 2000trees festival almost exclusively to see Reuben-award
I only need to watch Hop (2011) once to know he didn't do it.
ever jerked off while taking a poop lads?
after getting his hand blown off mousenonce has just been chucked into the bonfire
>The "World of David Walliams" firework display is not happening, as the entire World of David Walliams themed area at Alton Towers was permanently closed on November 3, 2026. >As for your second question, Confucius will not be there. The ancient Chinese philosopher passed away in 479 BCE, and he has no connection to the modern British theme park or its 2026 steampunk-explorer-themed storyline.
how was his whole defence just "i'm a sexhaver" he had nobody vouch for him except his wife who just said "he's a sexhaver"
>>226035638can't say I have
>>226035531Woke has grown too big for its boots
ziedy copycats in november 2026
>>226035641Nigga you are evil
Few cans of Stagg Chili added to the stockpile
>>226035641build a bonfirebuild a bonfireput mousey on topput ziedy in the middle and burn the fucking lot!
>>226035478She apparently licked his arse prior to them having penetrative sex. How is that not also rape too given she likely didn’t explicitly ask for his consent?
>>226035544All sexoo
What's going on big guy?
>>226035326She really could have posted her nude tits before getting them reduced. What a waste.
>>226035653Well his lawyer is probably expensive so I guess I don't know
Rorke getting Young Bob’s autograph on his 3XL Reform FC home shirt.
https://youtu.be/zIF70l1zUKU?is=6mQ7gE1OkdALFpMjbeen listening to this a lot lately
why do they want to come here so much i don't get it we want them to give us food and alcohol and in return they want to let their uni students come here for cheaperi can't tell who is getting the worse end of the deal or why they want it so bad they have unis too
All Andy Burnham has done is give away money to foreigners
>All these women who don’t know each other just randomly decided to accuse me of rape for no reason!This is something Rorke actually thinks happens
is "rorke" in the thread with us now?
>>226035734he thinks it could happen to anyone
gfblatt is completely out of my league and it's just a matter of time before she realises it
So what is the logic behind banning face sitting porn but it's perfectly legal to do it in person?
>>226035745i think he just exists in a very unwell person's mind
>>226035745*touches you on the chest with my glowing ET finger*rorke is in here, in your heart, dont you forget that.
>>226035751same logic of incest porn banned but can shag and marry my first blood cousin all i want
>>226035734Why wasn’t he convicted on every count then?
dunno why you lot bang on about some celebrity’s sex scandal
going to have a nice early night me. get me 11 hours in.
alton castle
What's for tea tonight?
>>226035782Ok
don't rape my fart
>>226035750but at least you get to shag her before she eventually dumps you
>>226035771Not being convicted doesn’t mean they were lying
>>226035702no you havent youre swedish so you only listen to abba and bladee
>>226035789poo
>actual women itt calling brand a rapist country's gone
>>226035782get it turned into a mosque
>>226035808too right
this nigga always talkin bout sum hello
Woke 3.0 is HERE.
DON'T STROKE BIRDS OF PREYYOU'LL WIPE THE OIL OFF THEIR FEATHERS AND THEY WILL GET WET THEY LOSE THEIR WATERPROOFINGFALCONSOWLSKESTRELS EAGLES DON'T STROKE THEM
>>226035837We keep winning
Sir Russel Brand
dogberg upset by the fireworks he hate it guy fawkes ok
https://youtu.be/j2RBAhnjRvI
what do you lot do on your days out? havent done anything in the last 5 years except go to uni, my part-time job, or the gym. live in london so i can go to stuff in central, but i always feel like a runt compared to all the rich handsome more socially adjusted people when im up there
>>226035837we raping rorke to death
russell brand is a rapist he put his head on a woman's lap without consent ok
>>226035872rape my own arse
They're banning bacon crisps. They're banning facesitting. They're banning fireworks (for white people).
>>226035853Load of woke shite
cold out
>>226035837Tate bros will be free on bail soon, woke won't win
Russel Brand call me niggerboy
playing roulette and putting it all on blackedplaying blackedjack
>>226035872fuck all
>>226035890Fireworks signify the bombs under parliament going off, Guy Fawks protesting them
reckon those performative outrage nonce hunter types would raise the age of consent to 35 if they could
>>226035872I go for the John Honey experience make them count
>>226035914Two Jew nonces
>>226035907s
>>226035934There is in nature a great purgative function. You know about frogs who switch sex in certain times. In lake of some reptiles, when they overpopulate it and there is a surplus of refuse, there is trigger in nature: a monster is born to them. A lizard many times the size of a normal one is born, who deals out destruction and culls the lake.
>>226035939they're anglo-saxons. their mother's background is irrelevant.
really really excited for the third great imperialist slaughter to kickoff so i can join the army to protect my homeland™ by getting reduced to ash by drones
>>226035872normally do quite a lot, i get a bus into the city, visit the shopping centre, then get a taxi to the zoo, especially the ape exhibit. usually i go to the park after, and spend some time at a construction site, and then hang out with some old army mates
luv mumsy
i want an girlfriend
might start a ska punk band with al the lyrics themed around incelism
i want an ai girlfriend
he like it sex ok
>>226036004no
she wants a man from Cymru
i want a bipolar schizophrenic suicidal gf
it wine night
Thinking about the nice sleep instead of the cans tonight lads
>>226036027sorry ok
you satanist my biggest flops are your greatest hits
>>226036004>>226036020>>226036021>>226036038>>226036041shut up
drinking gin and tonic and making a curry
and the very latest from the grangler?
>>226036021i like this gimmick
>>226036041
post your worthless zingers
>>226035439>>226035552>>226035629why do you reply to yourself
I am a Brittonic tribesman from 2000 years ago
remember remember the based grangler
>>226036100hitler “nigga” cat
>>226036080he like it gimmick
addicted to paracetamol
>get an overnight security job>spend 90% of it on my phone
>>226036100we love hitler cat on here
>>226036100disgusting bedsheets
>>226036100
I'M SCREAMING! I'M POO SCREAMING! LOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>226036122Yeah but you could die
first bonfire night without dogbergwas just last year we took him to one so he'd know there's nothing to be afraid of
what does poo screaming actually mean
nigga you're a kool aid dude
>>226036136corrr yes
>>226036136rather cut my cock off than live like this
>>226036136if you find me like this in 30-40 years put me out of my misery
>>226036150of boredom haha
>>226036150there’s a 100% chance that you will die
sick of it being cold, bring on spring
>>226036146ktim
>>226036089I don't know sorry
gyaldemfreak underrated sinsister /brit/ poster imagine him sitting there glassy-eyed staring at the cartoon little girl avatar chewing and then clipping it and posting it on /brit/ gives me the fear honestly
you lads hanging with the playas killas murderers and drugs dealers
Crime against humanity
>>226036175>>226036174you'll be lucky to live this well in the future
fireworks outside, shame I am a grotty incel so I can't go out with all the people because they'll throw rotten tomatoes at me
wish i could wank for the first time again
I have to go get my food. This 37 minute video on a recently divorced american woman's travels through England will have to wait
>>226036200i reckon deep down he's a degenerate on a level most weirdos here couldn't compete with
rorke skinning his knee and he keeps rolling his trouser leg to look up at it and doing a sharp inhale through his teeth
Remember today when an r9k link was apparently child porn and it got a thread nuked? Glad r9k posters are here.
watching the new season of Slow Horses why the did they have to put that annoying fucking midget in it why not just use a normal kid fuck sake
>>226036083Screaming, someone needs to put him in a home
I assume everyone else has noticed the cynical attempt to "secularise" guy Fawkes night? Many places are advertising it as a generic fireworks display, completely uprooting the thing from the distinctly British tradition from which it's based.
>>226036200he's happyare YOU?
doing the haka
2026, I am forgotten
>>226036292what annoying midget
sick of homeless people sitting around in the street looking all miserable. if they maybe smiled a bit they'd probably be able to get a job and do better in life
>>226036302Yeah of course they have, just like Christmas. They don't even have bonfires anymore
kiwi comedian doing the haha
>>226036302its almost as if people have no interest in celebrating killing catholics
fingering my b hole
Wish I wouldn’t act like such an autistic retard around women I find attractive.
>>226036329Lenny Rush
>>226036100Nyan Heil
>>226036347roar
>>226036348Baffling post
just opened my browser and the fans started spinning up
And the very latest from /eire/??
Yo god why did you make me ugly fr
>>226036240The so called crispfu
caught mouseberg in a glue trap but it managed to escape, don't think it'll fall for that again
>>226036403winblows is it?
im a vile little worm
What can I get for ten dolla?
>>226035544big improvement
i need me a white man
>>226036174>>226036175Why is having a happy marriage and sitting for a meal with your loving wife so horrifying to you
>>226036320he obviously isnt really
I'm a sissy nigga for bwc
>>226036343My council (tower Hamlets) stopped the celebrations over COVID and never restarted it Check who runs that council and it's no suprise why
>>226035544webm of bill gates leaving a tenner he dropped on the floor
>>226036348literal indian twitter post please don't ever post something like this again thanks
>>226036434sucky sucky
>>226036348Foids are mental
>Oh wow the lights in the sky go bangThe lowest IQ activity in existence
well there will certainly be a bonfire in harrogate
>>226036451>Tower HamletsI don't need to check lol. Do they still have Ramadan celebrations?
>>226036450you are "heatherfungus" and you are an autistic man who eats mould ok
got the 'appell 'oan on
might make 99999999 tiktok videos of me staring into camera with a smug face with some inane text like “hot take but i don’t trust brown “niggas” at all”
>>Oh wow the lights in the sky go bang>The lowest IQ activity in existence
>>226036512Swede phenoactivity
>hawaiians when asked where they're from>"hi"
>>226036510
The Jews are the reason why I'm unemployed.
>>226036510love her love her fat bunda too !!
>Why is having a happy marriage and sitting for a meal with your loving wife so horrifying to you
>>226036549what i want her to do to me just became illegal
me love you long time
had my teaall full of burritos
>>226036567support palestine action?
CLEAR THEM OUT.
>>226036567stepsister roleplay?
this is a low vibrational thread
love women
umm
>>226036622forgot to tune my frequency ok
>>226036302Odd thing to give a fuck about mate
>>226035359*watches someone getting face sat on*
Sir Henry Nowak
>Odd thing to give a fuck about mate
>>226036567Face sitting?
honing my rap skills
need a blue-haired alt gf with neck tattoos
>>226036684smart play ahead of christmas
>>226036606
You guys couldn’t behave so we’re taking your porn away, starting with face sitting. You’re a danger to yourselves.
right explain how i could hear fireworks all over when i was outside but i couldn't see a single onei was looking in the sky where they live
>>226036684and your rape skills?
"Hey bank of england! my energy prices are really high! ""dont worry were about to make your mortgage more expensive too!"
Janie Lazar is the jewish woman at the helm of the End of Life Ireland euthanasia team.
>>226036713grand master
>>226036653ai
Right lads, off to bed for meI'd have gotten the cans instead but I'm a bit of a tired lad x
Tying my nan to a Catherine Wheel and using the centrifugal force to launch her into space
>>226036320These nibbas bruh
primetime baby
>>226036738why would you make yourself a character on an anonymous forum and also make him utterly insufferable?
thought on Asian pusswah?
got my stockings on
>>226036680Corrrrrrrr tats
>>226036791don't know anything about it
does anyone remember the name of that egirl with the blue hair and split tongue that used to get posted here a fair bit?
>>226036778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hcx56zLs7I
everyone out with their gfs watching the fireworks then
>>226036816@gainaclue
would you kill yourself if you found out there was reincarnation (to another human only)
>>226036781Don't make me get the cans x
>>226036832or bfs
>>226036842no, I'm already the best human, if it was the average cat yeah
>>226036840silence snownigger
fireworks are for NPCs however they have the benefit of terrorising dogs to death haha
>>226036842no because i might be reborn as an indian and that would be worse then hell
>>226036880a yank “nigga” holds no authority over me, begone
so i now realise this porno ban may affect me so may i asksay you've got a bird lying downand her lovely friend is on top of her, recieving oraland that's on tapeis that now illegal?i thought it was just having her bum on you and suffocating you which im not that into
>>226036813*fingers her pussy while autistically saying "the claaaaaaw"*
do you guys think the UK needs a "free speech" amendment or something of that sort
>>226036905this will never happen to you ok don’t worry
Any prayer and fasting men in
catberg having a horrible time with the fireworks. keep trying to calm him down
the ukay needs more immies
>>226036813Cheba
>>226036939:(
>>226036939pull his tail to take his mind off it
giving up raping for lent
>>226036939launch that nigga into space
>>226036947HUMINAHUMINAHUMINA
>>226036904i'm a brit on vacation
>>226036939tell him to get a clue
>>226036947Katie(biggest)
having an all-aussie adventure
cor could shag whoever invented honey
love having thumbnails disabled
>>226036979*pstpstpstpstpst*
Feeling Blackpilled & Furious.
>>226036980youre having a heart attack you fat yank bastard
warding catberg from the premises with a sparkler
only 2 weeks to go until grand theft auto 6 lads. first thing i'm going to do when i play it is go into the hood and open fire on all the negrants
>>226036969oh ok *doesn’t care anyway like a boss*
feeling nefarious
>>226037020they disabled that feature
throwing rolos at the dog
>>226035326giant retarded sweaty tits lolcow
>>226037020Best Timmy cud do
>>226035555It's not our fault you've got no self control man
I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOORSHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFOREAND EVERY ONE WAS AN ENERYSHE WOULDNT HAVE A WILLIE OR A SAMI'M HER 8TH OLD MAN CALLED HENERYHENERY THE 8TH I AM
just lit the bifter, you know what's next;)
someone make the new before a yank does it
>>226037080>>226037080>>226037080
>>226037101shocking that little t hasnt gone public with his stance on mass migration yet
>>226036979'berg
