>most europeans walk around with an unwashed asslet that bidet in...
I've seen some houses have bidets but most people don't know what bidets are
>Finland>Estonia>HungaryVgh... the Tvranian spirit is alive and well.
>>226038014Lol these are for faggots.I don't care about having some shit way up in my asshole
>>226038014trvke inbound:the bidet is fucking stupid and a waste of space, you prance inside your toilet with a shitted anus to clean yourself, ridiculous.the japanese washlet is a waste of money.the pinoy and SEAbrownie hose is thirdie as fuck.the future is pic related, the humble hydraulic mexican-american washlet
>>226038014bidets are outdated now, they're a 20th century thing
>>226038067Okay Rajesh
>>226038098go to japan use one of their modern toilets and you will know without needing to be insulted what a fool you are
>>226038383Electronic bidet seats were invented in America.
>>226038383I meant in Slovenia, the bathrooms that people buy nowadays don't include bidets anymore
>>226038078while those are mighty handy your take seems to be misinformedyou can reach the bidet easily without getting up or even really reaching while sitting on the toilet because it'd be idiotic if notadditionally, detached bidets are multi-use
>>226038014When i went to Spain on a school trip the hotel didn't have bidets, whereas in Italy that would be the standardI think the map is wrong
>>226038078Wouldn't you end up shitting on it, making it unhygienic, though?
>>226038014Spain and France don't bidets. I doubt finns use bidets. I don't use them but I carry around those bum wipes meant for babies. It cleans much better than just toilet paper.
>>226039888lol wtfwhere is your asshole positioned
>>226039888the nozzle is sheathed and comes unsheathed when in use
>>226038014my method >dry wipe>wet wipe>dry wipe spotless
>>226039998>wet wipeAs in, you wet the paper and then you wipe?isn't that very messy? doesn't the paper break down when wet?
>>226040122no those moist flushable wipes you buy.
Humans are supposed to shit squatting not sitting down. Its faster, cleaner and healthier. Using bidets is just a tp on a poopcrack you wouldnt have if you did it propperly>erm you are an indian o algoEnjoy your hemroids, feeling of never getting the shit out and bad knees and ankle mobility then
>>226041437how does squatting benefit your knees and ankles SAAAAAAAAR?
>>226041437What if I just bend forward making my knees touch my shoulder? I can already drop a single uncut log by doing this.
>>226038576and the standards that made toyota great were invented in the US too.Why do you spurn every great creation you birth into the world?
>>226040169>This is what bidetless people have to resort to
>>226038014We invented bidets, removed them in the 70s and Italians make fun of us for having dry poop on our assholes while theirs are pristine and ready for rimming...
>>226040122I use the paper to get the final piss droplets and use that to wipeSaves time and water
>>226038014only Italians use the bidet, rest of the world is sharted
>>226042173Argentina as well. Due to Italian influence.
>>226038014finngods stay winning
>>226038014
>>226038014Toilet paper is fine if you dont move much but if you walk a lot the poop stains become the worst thing ever and god forbids you forget and scratch the itch>>226042019Bowl bidet are common but we also have electronic bidets like in Japan and shower ones attached to the toiletBowl bidets are still the best looking though but they take more space.
>>226039971your nozzle doesn't have a sheath
>>226038078why do Japanese toilets have washlets AND bidets, seems like overkilland the one bidet I saw was like halfway up the wall, how would a 160-cm gigamanlet use it
>>226038014>high pressure water spraying shit particles all over your bathroomYummy!
>>226038014I shit every morning so I just hop in the shower afterwards.
I can't afford a bidet as a neet
balkania i kneel
>>226044304why did he say this
>>226038014ive never seen bidet
