egg and soldiers edition
Thanks for the complement
>>226040513
>rorke going to prison for his face sitting porn>leftypol winning a medal for his femdom chastity pov porn
drunk 80% of the bottle but im going to leave the last bit for tomorrow and get on the water now until bedthis is the sensible thing to do
>>226040542Ian having sex with his wife
>>226040542>femdom without face sitting???
if you want unlimited free blowjobs, always tell your gf that she has a serious natural talent for it, and then she'll be happy to suck you off because now she thinks she's showing off a talent.also, even if she actually isn't very good at it, the frequency of the BJs will give her plenty of practice so she might actually become good eventually
women that become cops must be total freaks, i just know it.
>>226040513Alright Def Leppard
>>226040546Aye, a full bottle of Smirnoff Ice is a bit much for you, lad x
absolutely A B Y S M A L matches today
et an eg
>>226040513i have this for brekkie every morning. 2 eggs though.
>>226040558never heard of orgasm denial?
>>226040558Sometimes she just steps on you
I took a family photo
now we need to ban transgender everything and everything gay
>>226040587miss this corpulent bastard like you wouldn't believe x
>>226040562pork is haram mate
>>226040606Is that what the girls in school called you?
>>226040608you need more pistols. better for home defence
wish mousenonce would get locked up in a mental hospital, and sacked tranny would start a livejournal or something instead of blogging here
>>226040629That’s what the 300blk is for but thanks for the gun advice European
>>226040608which one is best for shooting at blacks?
>>226040623lovely video
you are allowed to wank ok
101 dalmatians except it is 101 pitbulls and it's a horror film
>>226040623I'd let her sit on my face for the next two hours and twenty seven minutes and not a second longer.
>>226040608alri john wayne
start doing this
>>226040608i like this>>226040616its halal actually
>>226040667
>>226040564what’s a dog tranny?
>no one is religious anymore>becomes the most sexually repressed western countrywhy causes this?
it xenoblade chronicles night
>>226040689See me at the bar….. did ya?
>>226040680gay little thing
>>226040622nah, just your sister.
>>226040689don't try to make sense of his ramblings
>>226040733I don’t have a sister
dog tranny? thats a cat
'netberg is in quite the strop
gyaldempedo lurkin
>>226040702grow up
>>226040725Yes, how can I help? xx
My Tekken main?Why, it's King of course!And you?
i work 72 hours a dang day boy, never tell me to grow up.
catholics will not see heaven ok
>>226040785EW mogs
The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniformAnyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
>>226040513that really takes me back to when I was a toddler, just a tiny little lad who liked berries & cream
very loud bang outsidedidnt like it
>>226040562looks good, whats the side dish?
>>226040758you fancy gyaldemlad don't you
>>226040776Super king, obviously
>>226040785lovely bosom dont care for the voting
>>226040804it was just a firework don't worry x
>>226040804hello dogbergitll all be over shortly please dont worry
ok n*gga
>>226040785speed running my foot in your ass
taunting andy burnham until he strangles me and it was on cctv so he gets done for being a sexual deviant
>>226040795this is insane, porn with school uniforms is one of my fav categories.
>>226040808what makes you say that
might follow the dao
>>226040807salad and fries
It's over
AGI - Allah guided intuitionASI - Advanced Sharia intelligenceLLM - Long Live MuhammadCoT - Chain of TafsirMCP - Muslim community protocolGAN - Generative Arab NetworkRAG - Relentless Allah GlorificationSDK - Sharia development kit
>>226040860imma fix this tomorrow
>>226040776yoshimitsu because I'm a fucking freak loser idiot
>>226040776Haven't played Tekken since Tekken 2 but it was always Kunimitsu for meSexy bitch in a cool mask younger me was in my element
Guys I reckon men who like to watch face sitting porn should be on the same offenders register as rapists. Very grateful we're making steps in the right direction.
>>226040863IAN - Hello
niki minaj would heem ariana grande
At the end of the day lads we have to recognise that Russia has legitimate interests and security needs, is an inherent part of Europe, and that the USSR should be re-established with a Dengist market socialist model.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793683654113469.mp4how are we supposed to compete?
Starting tomorrow, the comprehensive ban on pornographic materials of all kinds will take effect in Britain.And the law punishes possession or production of it.Here's to the whole world following suit.For pornographic materials are a main source of toxic masculinity, violence, sexual crimes, and divorce due to the husband forcing his wife to imitate the perversions of pornographic materials.
Leftypol furiously posting on bliwsjaynthat the fireworks are scaring his cats Loki and LunaRorke blowing his hands to bits holding on to a lit Sky Rocket 6 Million
some people i know started watching porn at like 13 years old.Are they gonna arrest a 13 yo boy because he was caught wanking to porn with choking?
this nothingburger porn ban has sent him into a 1000x bigger meltdown than the ofcom 4chan block ever did really makes you think doesnt it
still haven't switched the heating on. bloody expensive and all
right and I assume theyve thoroughly defined what counts as "pornographic materials" then
>>226040893bit gay this
>>226040923>Are they gonna arrest a 13 yo boy because he was caught wanking to porn with kids being raped?What a stupid fucking question, even for an arg*ntinian
>>226040916Ian attending his mates' display
>>226040956sc
Britain is a gynocracy, a gerontocracy, a plutocracy and a jewocracy all rolled into one. Awful, awful country.
>>226040893soon to be illegal video, do not open
>>226040893Cuckolding fetish is homosexuality with extra steps
>>226040893fucking hell, its like 3 inches bigger than mine.
>>226040875>>226040885>>226040892>>226040945>>226040969yeah?
starting a bollock-breakocracy
been on 4chan since 2008 and still haven't become a tranny or developed a cuck fetish so that's pretty good
Making ai porn of your mate's girlfriend for personal use though, that can't be illegal? Surely?
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2XmDOKjw8
>back in about 2005>be 6>want to know what the opposite sex looks like >go on family computer >google images >"naked woman" >immediately inundated with absurd pornography like anal sex >have no reaction just think "wtf is this" I imagine this was a shared formative memory for like 2/3rds of every single person alive
>>226041024Sir M&S
>>226040513Russel Scranned
>>226041026all deepfakes are illegal
>>226041039at least he let the woman sit down
>>226041024M&S maxxing is a new one
Joined a roleplay PvP server and niggas are unironically doing the whole roleplay thing with names like "Rufus Tarquinius"Oh my days should I just restart on a normal PvP server?
>>226041039mad how he could heem the lot of us
>>226040795>porn like this has warped people's mind so we're trying to help them>but we will lock them in prison and put them on the sex offenders register if they don't delete it
>>226041034yeah, i was like 9 years old and just discovered swearing so i typed "stupid bitches" in google and the first results were porn.
>>226041024How do you get to this? Putting 20k in a stocks and shares isa every year?
Gonna go wank my cock to some pornography
>>226041003yeah
>>226041053I refuse to believe that. No different to wanking to her instagram pics really.
>be me (horrible virgin uni student)>girl sits next to me in lecture>she tells me she doesn't understand what's going on>"haha same" (I did understand)>wait until end of lecture>remember that I have seen her eating lunch alone before>know that we have another lecture in two hours so this is the only time to have lunch>ask her if she's going to lunch>"no I have some society thing to do">*looking at ground* "oh... right">"see you around though!">write boring blogpost greentext about it for my pals on /brit/
LETS FUCKINGGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE7IhVLrrNw
not really a fan of black people but i like kevin gates he's a good rapper
>>226041088you gonna get her to sit on your face?
>>226041062yea then you can see names like Dik Succ which seems more up your alley gay boy
>>226041088folc
What is it about porn that the YooKay government hates so much?
>>226041088there's always next lecture
>>226041088FONT
>>226041087there was a mass hysteria last year when grok was making bikini deepfakes. so our government banned it all, even if you never share it. it's illegal to send the prompt to grokberg
>>226041125Leftypol thinks it objectifys women Rasheed thinks it makes Allah sad
>>226041103>>226041128>>226041136no, she rejected me
Mr Mark Spencer
>>226041153FONT
>>226041095
>>226041153you niggas give up too easily
Sir Diana Spencer
>>226041153watch some facesitting porno then i guess
>>226040877gp
Don't think there's room in the budget to arrest and charge face sitting wankers, not to mention everyone wanks on a VPN anyway
I can't be the only one here who went to "poo.com" and it was just porn
Labour want to ban oral sex nexthttps://x.com/tomhfh/status/2117659317449199953
society is literally governed by what gives middle class women the ick
>>226041166what is neurotypical about my post? I got rejected by a girl who eats lunch by herself lmao
>>226041032>They Really Are Out to Get Right Wingers (Normal Natural People)right but he's not a normal person at all is he
>>226041205thats not what font means you imbecile
Women shouldn’t be allowed to fly planes.She will forever be remembered as a dumb woman who led eight innocent people to a fiery, horrible, needless death.The audio paints a clear picture of what transpired. A “qualified” independent strong girlboss flew overspeed into turbulent weather, overstressed the elevators to the point that they ripped completely off, and then just fucking screamed until the aircraft impacted the ground, and everyone was dead.It is a truly disgusting society that allows women to fly aircraft. It is well known that women simply cannot handle fear or stress at all.Instead of following safety protocol, she screamed and cried as the aircraft neared the ground. That is not a training failure, it is how women naturally respond to fear.Women should never have been allowed to pilot aircraft.
trans on female, straight or gay?
>>226041205>talking to a womanvile neurotypical
>So, Mr. Anon, could you describe your relationship with the defendant, Mr. Rorke?
ok
I used to love eating pussy until sir Keir Starmer banned it. I love eating pussy. It's better than sex
>>226041222you will forever be remembered as a virgin freak ok
>>226041234all I could muster was a "haha same" and a "are you going for lunch how"
>>226041203oh my >>226041202
>>226041247Would love to eat pussy but I'm a vf
you just committed a logical fallacy btw
>>226041247you don't actually eat it though, you just lick it, so i'm told
>Asato was born on 30 April 1981 in Palo Alto, California. She has mixed heritage with one of her grandparents being Japanese and having family in Hawaii. Asato attended Flegg High School close to the village of Martham, to the north-west of Great Yarmouth. When she was 16 in 1997, she moved from Norfolk to live with her mother in London and went to Francis Holland School, an all-girls private school. She was a keen debater at Sixth Form level, reaching the semi-finals of the Oxford Union schools' debate competition. Asato studied at Trinity Hall, Cambridge, where she graduated with a degree in law.a mutt, and a tarq and a nanny-state harridanHonestly how can you not think anyone who went to a private school belongs in a gulag?
i need a brack friday bunduru
right then off to bed, nighty night lads x
wasted my life award
>Daniel Terry Martin (born 11 August 1987), better known as Danny D, is an English pornographic actor, director and producer, known primarily for his work for Brazzers. After beginning his career in gay pornography, he transitioned into straight pornography and has gone on to appear in over 1,500 adult films. He is one of the highest-paid pornographic actors in the United Kingdom and has received a number of awards for his work, including at the AVN and XBIZ Awards.>Prior to beginning his career in pornography, Martin previously worked as a builder.[3][4] Whilst on holiday with friends to Germany for the World Cup in 2006, as the queue to the portaloos was too long and Martin needed to urinate, he decided to go in a nearby field. It was here that one of his friends saw his penis after he was urinating in the field. The friend was surprised at the size of his penis, asking him what was wrong with it. After this, the friend went to the rest of Martin's friends and talked about the size of his penis. Danny D said he previously hadn’t realised that he had a larger penis than usual until he compared it with other friends.[3][4] During the holiday, Danny D and friends discussed what careers he could follow with his larger-than-average penis. An initial idea was for him to model for Calvin Klein, with the idea being that the size of his bulge when wearing the boxers would make people want to buy the boxers. Another career suggestion was being a male gigolo, and the idea of becoming a pornstar was discussed.
>>226041265that's better what than what i would have said so well done x
>>226041297ok thank you x
I'll be alright, as long as they don't take my insect egg laying porn or forced feminisation porn
my poo smells like my bunghole
>Chapter 5 concerns the management of sex offenders, including requiring registered sex offenders to notify the police about any change of name, as well as intention of being absent from their home address for five days or more.Literally already was a legal requirement.
we need to ban gay porn immediately
tummy hurts
says right there for adultsmost things for adults say they are for adults btw other wise it would say it's for children
its all getting a bit weird out there :/wish we could go back to the old UK
gay sex is the number one cause of AIDSwe MUST ban ALL gay porn
>>226041361always complaining you horrid cuntget a grip
>>226041088you should have tried to explain the lecture to her matewithout being patronising of course, but that's how you start a conversationthen once you've had an actual conversation and she knows you're capable of one she's much much more likely to accept lunch with a random stranger
>>226041385be nice umpops
>>226041377you cant... you musnt....!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793914552531003.webmktim
>Part 13 deals with management of offenders. It extends the criteria for use of polygraph testing to a broader range of offendersY'all finna bring back lie detector tests?Missed Jeremy Kyle that much did you?
>>226041390yeah maybe but I don't like to talk during lectures
>>226041394nah you are a proper whiner thoughbet you're awful to be around
>>226041267they genuinely need to be deprived of all rights and gangbanged
>>226041401this is more normal than femdom face sitting
jinsei resetto button pochi
>>226041417bet you're lovely to be around
>>226041397we must
might try to get more than 6 hours sleep tonight
>>226041432thank you :)
rokre stuffing 80 chips in his fat gob at once and choking then getting arrested for making strangulation porn
Middle class English women are actually enemies of the people.Nothing new either. Look at Mary Whitehouse. Going back to the Ancient Greek play Assemblywomen by Aristophanes, women have always been like.Women, and not jews, are the problem.
>>226041417>>226041432when is the last time you spent time around friends
>>226041449dont care about capeshite
>>226041462Why did you want a lidl so badly?
>>226041449lost interest when she lopped her nob off
>>226041494CAREFUL MATE THE HUMAN MIGHT ATTACK YOU
>>226041449did the whole surgery so i respect her now unlike those other larpers
>>226041494average british couple
nth for the holodem
>>226041471erm last week why
@grok is it possible to reverse Hunter Schafer's SRS?Just a morning thought
>her nobum... ummm err um
>>226041484Lidls are more useful to society than women.
pov: you just said some woke nonsense
Professor Joshua Bilton has warned Brits seeking to skip a potential draft could face serious backlash from their peers. He said: “It could certainly affect their social and cultural standing and might even have an impact on employment post-conflict. But I think it depends on what segments of society we are talking about, as society is not monolithic, and while some will accept it and say 'good for you,' others may shame them. It is far more nuanced than many acknowledge, as it depends greatly on how family and friends feel about a forthcoming war."
>>226041522could get one of those meat tube willards made from thigh flesh
About to go to an afghani restaurant for the first time.
>>226041533It's not the same
DIE! DIE! DIE!DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
https://youtu.be/XFj75cswNr4?t=976>put lovely remix hidden inside a 2 hour mix>never release it even as a bootleg
Mumsnet Occupied Government
>>226041515did they find you lovely or awful
feel quite sick had a headache all week and keep getting diarrhoea
>>226041549it wasn't essential
I for one LOVE the holodem
>>226041530Z
nth for the pikadem
I for one LOVE the pikadem
>>226041530>might even have an impact on employment post-conflict.Nigga I've never had a job
I want to sniff Emma Watson's pooey girl farts.
300 dead in Sudan.Please pray.
still don’t understand what the holodem are or what the difference is between the gyaldem and the baddiedem (if there is one). all very confusing
>>226041596Asian women in politics is ridiculous China doesn't do that shit, Big Xi runs a government of male engineers
i don't think i'm going to be bald, like ever, i think it's probably the only thing where my genetics didn't fuck me over.
>>226041623Prayin for more dead Sudanese niggas
>>226041623this wouldn't have happened if they were here
Gen Z are trying to cancel Eminem ok
>>226041642Eminem? The Grandfather?
>>226041623what you suing dan for?
>>226041530imagine if there was an actual war oh my days. i doubt the state would be try to recruit the diverse population it would be like the irish population dueing the world wars so they would basically be sending off low class english cunts to get blown up by russian drones kek
>>226041623>300 dead in Sudan.
Running a bath
>>226041636never got the appeal of scarlett johansson
>>226041636peng ngl
Xi Jinping is a Philosopher King.
>>226041635if you make it to early 30's with no hair falling out then you'll probably be ok till old age
>>226041636thought this bitch was comparing herself to january jones therethat'd be extremely delulu
>>226041666did you know that you can drown in one inch of water?
>>226041666same x
>>226041551not sure but lovely i think
>>226041642Didn't they already try this one?
>>226041693Yes I did
>>226041512
>>226041634>Who is Soong Ching-ling>Who is Jiang Qing
Ageing feminists can't admit the sexual revolution has backfired on them. Sexual liberation is great for young women because they are desirable. It is a disaster for women as they age because they become sexually invisible They lose their looks and men are no longer interested.
>>226041635brown cunt
>>226041715
>>226041715yawn take your incel screed elsewhere !! thanks !!
>>226041715so how does not being promiscuous help older women? They're gonna be invisible regardless.
>>226041719
nth for the year7dem
>>226041549listening thanks 4 sharing xx :)
I raped Russell Brand.
>>226041565ZASED
>>226041709Two dead foids with no powerJiang Qing was arrested
>>226041733A poor man's aveziezz.A really poor man,Homeless, and in debt.
omg rorke just get a fucking vpn
>>226041737look at that little cunt
>>226041550>MOGhe tried to warn us
>>226041733>>226041777I hate women so much
>>226041752Older women can't be promiscuous because nobody wants them.
>>226041790sperg stare
>>226041623Grim af :clasps hands:
>>226041795>eating watermelonlol
>>226041819what's funny
>>226041790I mog him
>>226041797
Got 110 medium caskets stacked.Only 190 left to go, then I can open them all :D
>>226041804he just like me fr
>>226041790HTN
alarm set for 4:30 to go queue for pokemon cards
>>226041704Mistah
>>226041846really? what cards?
ktim
>>226041856hopefully a 30th UPC and some delta reign if they'll let me
All women are evil.
anyone on that new ocarina of time remake? Don't want to talk about it on /v/
they caught EBT445 lads
https://www.tiktok.com/@ryxneditz0/video/7698787629558435090
>>226041881i want to have sex with the fish woman
>>226041824feel like asian women even more vaoid den white women ya kno
>>226041798/brit/ is a milf lover general
>>226041881looks cool might buy it saturday xx
starting to think that /brit/ is just filled with bitter, maladjusted, hateful white guys. gross….
>>226041881watched a playthrough of first couple hours didn't expect to nostalgia trip so hard on it. Will probably buy it eventually see if i can get that zelda switch 2
>>226041881no only zelda game i played was windmaker on gamecube and it was ok
>>226041917i'm not white or hateful but i am bitter and maladjusted !!
>>226041905I have this shit. And I can’t take this world. It’s so much easier said than done to “not obsess”
>>226041917nah I'm chill with the whole classhttps://www.tiktok.com/@manordriver/video/7696005152708365590
>>226041934it was what ok
Fuark my phone SD card only undetected itself, thought I was cooked
happy efg day. i hope you guys succeed this time
2 weeks til GTAVI. Mad.
90 more minutes to get your final ever incest wank in lads and I mean final ever who's going to want to go on record as relegalising incest porn? or any of the other categories?6/11/26 onwards will be a different Britain entirely
>>226041958the windmakrer it was ok
San Diego to Santa Barbara is basically real life American Hyperborea / Agartha. It’s basically all good looking, rich, pleasant upper class Whites.
>>226041961get it all deleted for a fresh start
>>226040474>>226040474>>226040474
bad cody new ok
>>226042012>>226042012>>226042012
>>226041996
>>226042008:/
>>226041881was hoping it would be more different to the original but at least it is very slightly differentHated the art style when I first saw the trailer but it's grown on me
>>226041698oh thats nice x
peter being humorous for once in his life
>>226042973chris is trollied
Algo
