An American aggressively goes up to you and says: "Try that in a small town!"What did you just do?
Hanging at the bar, always counting cards, see em coming from a far
>>226040532Be black
>>226040532Beat a white woman to the ground then violently spray liquid shit out of my ass all over her husband's feet in a walmart parking lot.
I walked
>>226040532americans be like >bitch what you just said? don't try me, you even know where i'm from? you don't wanna bring the east beaverville out in me trust me
>>226040532be a zesty brown
>>226040532didnt kneel during the half time protest or something
>>226040861Sovl. The mandate of heaven smiles down upon the warrior shartmerican
>>226040532I try that in a small town
>>226040532Something monumentally stupid. Move to the big city if you don't see a problem with acting like that.
I live in a small town and you can believe that I have already tried and accomplished that here.
>>226040532I refused to do k bumps while watching BLACKED.com with him and eat a McDonald's slop meal
Be white
>>226040532indulge heavily in various things like alcohol, drugs, prostitutes, gambling, um... let me see... im going down the list here... learning different languages because i got bored... um... sports. no wait, that's actually kind of productive. I don't do shit. That's what i'm trying to say. shit factory's closed. im not giving any fucks, either
I follow his advice and try it in a small town
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>>226040872nah because walking in SOME small towns in the south really does make you feels judged. its never been a problem anywhere else ive been
>>226040960>Nigga you come to Gary you gon get fucked up>He's actually right and it's like the murder capital of the world>The place is named Gary>You know from the song in The Music Man, a play about a con man getting the town to fund a school band to stop the corruption of pool halls on the youth >Blacks moved in and and seriously have gang violence like nowhere else as if don't realize how goofy it is to be the Gary Street GangIt's wild
>>226047289whites and latinx are overly serious tryhards that wont do shit.blacks can be goofy af while being extremely violent.
>>226047326They can't and are extremely uptight and insecure when someone isn't the exact sort of delusional retard they are.
>>226040532Didn't give it the tip
