futacock
foot cock
that is one ugly motherfucker, how did he pull someone like prime katy perry
Rape or (((rape)))
It's 1am why am I up aaaaaaaaaaaa Hitler save me
https://youtu.be/9PFOkv3a0KY
>>226043248look at dua lipas bf
>>226043215>tf>self awarenessmy my how things are changin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRs5ajvAdGA
never liked his movies like Take Him to the Greek, those movies were big even here, but I just don't think rock stars are a very funny topic.
>>226043145
>>226043264Luv foxbody simple as
Lore accurate https://youtu.be/JxPj3GAYYZ0
>>226043215the Serbs don't think the nations around them are subhuman, they're actually pretty exogamous, they'll marry just about any ethnicity, most famously gypsies
you trannies voted democrat
>>226043281That glorious 5 liter engine putting out a mind bending 180hp in a chassis floppier than an octogenarians dick tastefully disguised as everyday traffic
>>226043299Serious question why are black women so popular in the Balkans you guys love your blvck queens
>>226043296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOs0qeiJyIg
Took an absolutely vile smelling poo just now
It's 17c outside and yet my retarded neighbor still turns on his ac and it's rumbling through the whole street making a buncha noise
Orson Welles is so old that he actually had lunch with Hitler before he was leader of Germany
i drove the pimp mobile today, it likes to die more than the numale mobile
Muslims shouldn't be in Europe, simple as. Serbia did nothing wrong.
>>226043313Yugoslavia founded the Nonaligned movement in the 60's afaik, those people were considered our brothers in the struggle against the decadent capitalist west, officially, and they started coming here soon after as exchange students, with some staying, those those were almost all men, as African societies are really misogynistic afaik. My aunt used to hang out with rasta West Africans in the 80's, I think.
>>226043342Oh but if I say this about Michigan suddenly I'm a dick....
>>226043333Not really a big deal when you think about how many people Hitler met in his lifetime. My Oma shook his hand at a rally in the 1930s, so did hundreds of other people that day.Orson Welles is famous for being a big fat faggot liar anyways, he'd say anything for attention.
Nick Mullen used to be so handsome
>>226043333he was a wunderkind, he made Citizen Kane when he was in his early 20's. I've seen that movie, it wasn't bad, tho it certainly ain't the best thing I've ever seen.
>>226043375>My Oma shook his hand at a rally in the 1930sYeah but your grandma is batshit and has dementia. I actually believe Orson
You think your life is bad but you have no idea what a real living nightmare is like.My parents take nearly two thirds of my paychecks for "rent." I have to pay for my own food. I'm not allowed to drive any of their vehicles so bus fare is on me too. By the end of each month I'm broke. Fox is on 24/7. They are both religious lunatics. I need therapy but that would make them look bad. I will never be able to afford college. If I try to leave my Mom will cry crocodile tears and call the police. She'll say I'm not capable of living on my own and since it's a tiny community they will take her side every time.I'm trapped. There's no future. Suicide might unironically be an improvement. You don't know how good you've got it.
>>226043380It was good for its time. I feel like some movies age poorly even the ones that are supposed to be famous greats of their era
>>226043400goarmy.combe all you can be
https://youtu.be/jyc0JSd5q7U
>>226043411I also tried to watch The Magnificent Ambersons cause I thought it'd influenced The Royal Tenenbaums, but I just found it boring. too, that was pretty boring despite the famous opening long shot and it being a cop film.
>>226043333> isthis nigga has been dead for 40 fuckin years what are you talking about
>>226043400Become a rent boy for rich old gay men
*Touch of Evil too
>>226043455Hold up I'll respond after I take a shit
>>226043390You sound jealous. Your grandma was probably in one of the summer camps.
sawdust is man glitter
You ever get those burps that make you taste what you last ate? Lovem
>>226043501A woman can refuse consent at anytime during a sexual encounter
>>226043400Are your parents actual boomers? Making your own kid pay rent is insane
>>226043501i don't understand the controversy. they're having sex, he goes for the butt, she's not into it, he continues anyways. textbook anal rape, no?
look at this jobber hehhttps://youtu.be/3zRJwIXnCi4
Mexicanon in charge of understanding consent.
why are there so many murder suicides here this year
Imagine what he must be thinking right now. Bet he can't fathom it truly
vagueposting is my favorite hobby.
>>226043521>duringAlso after it has concluded. Many years after it has concluded, in fact. Consent is retroactive, it can be withdrawn 17 years after consenting to a stranger fucking your ass.
my next gf is going to be a pretty east asian i can feel it
guess i won't quit my meds, would just end up with withdrawalfeel increasingly closer to suicide
>>226043500>You sound jealous. You sound like you deserve cancer of the anus
>>226043610talk tuah!
>>226043612> feel increasingly closer to suicideidk, pancakes are pretty good. hard to imagine quitting 'em.
Talk to a real nigga!
I'm gonna deal drugs and talk with a fake Puerto Rican accent while wearing raybanshttps://youtu.be/T-KHUgi4hRA
Just watched some cartel thugs beat a tranny to death in the desert.
>>226043677why did you watch itwhy did they do itwhy did you post about itwhy am i responding to itwhy is the world so cruel
Jack shall have Jill, Nought shall go ill,The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well.
>>226043632I've tried American pancakes several times and while it was not an earthshaking experience, I really appreciate that they can be eaten with a fork and knife, cause eating jam crepes is just the messiest affair ever
*punches you*Now listen here if your dad wanna come see I work over at the steel mill from 6am-4pm from Monday through Saturday. I take my lunch break at approximately 12:30 everyday
>>226043677family reunions can be rough
I hate how every issue is now filtered through the lens of American politics.
>>226043738Canadian politics has literally always been like that since you've been alive
>>226043695gotta watch something, right?
>>226043700lots of styles, the two i like the most can be simply described as "flapjacks" (by which i mean, COURSE wheat flour, ideally made at home or somewhere local, with just water and eggs no butter or accoutrements like syrup, very rustic like you're living out on the prairie) or, on the opposite end of the spectrum, "basically just cake" (white flour, egg, butter, sugar, baking soda with lemon juice and vigorous stirring to make fluffy, the fluff is critical, similar to japanese pancakes but more fatty).either can really be eaten in place of normal bread. also portable.
one take timmy
>>226043780what about johnny cakes ovah eah ohhhhhtho that's not even an egg dish afaik
all the hot celebrities from when I was a teenager are skeletons with ozempic face now
prefer texas toast, french toastdeath, by hanging, in my closet
Im openly antisemetic
>>226043738nobody was talking about politics until you brought it up.
>>226043780>either can really be eaten in place of normal bread.Really? But it surely doesn't keep well, does it?
not all of them
think I've gone through all 5 stages of grief with my foid troublehave arrived back at "I hate women"wizardry here I come (figuratively since I am sexless)
>>226043868it keeps well enough for a few days if bagged, they do not need to be kept warm, but otherwise you are correct that they don't stay as long as normal bread.
corr fink i just made poop-ranchthe imaginary gfberg will be pleasedverily
>>226043874corr would kiss her an the lipsand i dinnae mean the wuns an the face
>>226043881Never woulda guessed! I've never seen American savory pancake-based dishes tho
>>226043677corr sounds like a kyuss song>>226043279david walliams next
>>226043882Please, describe the smell to us. We are very intrigued.
I think we should deport all the Venezuelans in Chicago to Israel
is it beta to eat pussy?
>>226043501fink definition rape is penetration wivout consent
>>226043556It's goshpedo, so it's not really to be taken seriously
chain pizza places have really gone to shit, especially papa johns
>>226043610corr would sheg her ayrrshireluv dat soufern accent she havepropa thiccclike the willardstein-en-seine
>>226043906https://youtu.be/ginUCQxFAJE
>>226043906Jamaicans all say that, saying you eat pussy is an insult there
jersey accents on girls are so cute. why yes lil darlin i will let you yell at the cashier for me.
>>226043921Can Mexico take the Venezuelans?
guy in the apartment above me is in his bathroom screaming bloody murder. poor dude
I prefer southern belles
>>226043919They responded to inflation and the rise of uberjeets slop delivery by simultaneously raising prices and lowering the quality of ingredients
>>226043928>BOMBACLAT PUSSY WAGON!
>>226043926have you been to Troon, Ayrshire?
>>226043937corr why i always monitor me daily fiber
>>226043919Most of them are actually BAD now, not even just "meh". I only get takeout from a small local place, the chains all taste like cardboard and they're full of jeets.
>>226043940big fat ones?
>>226043958Tastefully curvaceous
also, Yoker, like in that Limmy sketch, lol
This video of Megan Thee Stallion will go down in the Twerking Hall Of Fame
>>226043937me after I had that spicy chow mein last month
I'm from yugoslavia
>>226043967I'd rather have sex with Kim Petras than her!
Could you date a racist woman?
RIPIP Salon
>>226043975i was born in Yugoslavia, but I don't consider myself as being from Yugoslavia.
detest 'twerking'
gonna go jerk off to alexis texas for a nostalgia fap
>look ata me. I'm from Yugoslavia. We driva da zastava off da rakia. I make de nice NON-MUSLIM kebap. Tito number won!
Show me your fentanyl fold
>>226043985I mean sure, it's not like I'm not sporadically racist myself, tho I don't see racism as part of my beliefs
Saw a Waymo scanner car scanning downtown. I can't wait until we have robot slaves instead of jeet slaves. I wonder where they will go.
>>226043994My family had to flee after my uncle dorde embarrassed the family. I was only 3 then
*twerks*
milo and otis outtakes
Every time I see one of those delivery robots I'm very tempted to flip it over
>>226044019oh, you're referring to Đorđe Martinović of Kosovo who put a bottle up his ass, then claimed he got raped by Albanians, sparking the Kosovo war, that's a good one, actually
Pawn to B5.
>>226044037Mexican to Taqueria
>>226044034this is just the beginning
>>226044000also, we don't call booze rakija or make kebabs, we are not Serbocroatian here
>>226044034I could have stole amazon packages
>>226044035>MartinovićWait thats my last name... my parents never said what he did wtf?
How can men be gay
>>226044064Easy. A lot of women have awful personalities
>>226044045mousepedo
gamers exposed
>>226044067A personality worse than the smell of asshole?Unlikely
https://youtu.be/5Qulpd-8cAI
Being gay is a lot of fun.
>>226044064bears freak me out but twinks can be okay, is a case-by-case thing. less about the gender and more about power dynamics. my butthole is strictly off limits.
when I was like 12 I jerked off to the Imps from the first two Doom games cause I had no access to the internet cause of my deluded new ager mom
>>226044091>A personality worse than the smell of asshole?Was I not supposed to say yes?
and tho they had pretty built abs, I considered them to be female, as I recall
The girl I was pursuing just wants to be friends I'm pretty sure, but maybe it is for the best. Today she told me that she once saw a jellycat (expensive keychain stuffed animal) drop off someone's backpack and instead of giving it back she just fucking stole it. This is like a $45 keychain, and she was laughing when telling the story.This is a huge red flag, right?
>>226044037you sunk my battleship!
jason????????https://x.com/Priest_king2/status/2118207152880034230
tho there were these glamour mags with shots of like Liz Hurley or some chick from the cast of Friends in skimpy underwear, but life sucked pre-internet, things just went real slow and access to info was really limited
grok said I shouldn't quit weed caffine and nicotine at the same time
>>226044165do you know that Ariel Pink song where he goes you sunk my battleship, I sunk my battleship, the betas ahoy like young Sigmund Freud, I love that guy, he sings the craziest things
This has over 333 million views on Youtube.What the fuck even.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmvA43XboI
Talked to a 7 year old that had way better social skills than me
Grok said it isn't weird that some of the churches around me are turning into mosques
>>226044170Life was better pre internet because of the lack of info and communication
>>226044203why? so you can go on believing that people live in the clouds?
>>226044200
>>226044196nigga
>looks at a hot, attractive woman>thinks about gay dudes
>>226044067so many mediocre women with absolutely phenomenal breasts.
I can't believe asmongold said that
for me the best board habbening of '26 was the izzat saga. it was so funny watching saars try to throw other nons under the bus only for it to blow up in their faces so completely i think most people just think of izzat as an indian thing now
youtu.be/R3ZwNhlsEb4useful media
>>226044245i think you misunderstand how to use this meme. in the context of this scene, the woman effectively asks "why would i lie to you", while having just committed billions of dollars of fraud. the proper way to use the meme is:> why would i lie to you about [something obviously wrong]
>don't worry I'm not gonna waste it>I'm gonna eat all of it
>jasonhttps://x.com/Illusory_Ace/status/2118398496218767568
Ordered a pizzaGuess how much it cost?
Japanese people are outraged that the Russian government has seized the assets of Japan Tobacco (market capitalization: $100 billion).On social media, some people are arguing that Japan should fight Russia along with the United States to and reclaim the Northern Territories.
Stocks just took a dump
>>226044305$24
>>226044305$25 after taxes, if delivery then double that.
>>226044309Fuck russia. Too bad America is pro Russia now
>>226044317>>22604431840 dollars
>fat fucks instantly psychically intuit how much a pizza costs even with little to no detailguys c'mon.
Just seen a post that was disrespectful of other peoples culture and and another post that was off topic
Femcels exist
>>226044328did you order extra gabagool?
>>226044328damn. if it's a local joint i could maybe understand, if it's papa johns / pizza hut / etc that is fucked.my cheap ass is fine with costco $10 pepp or frozen pizzas.
>>226044346not even is your wildest dreams
eating marshmallows
>>226044351It is a local pizza restaurant and its an extra large
Bloody headache is doing me bloody head in
miss eating pizzafav was dominos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
who saw the panther game
>>226044346there will be billions in 20 years. the average foid in 2026 will never ever have kids.
>>226044366I had a headache all day and when i got home from work i took 5 or 6 ibuprofen pills and now my headache is gone
>>226044367what happened?
>>226044366shouldve drank water, shouldve stayed healthy
>>226044378Wishful thinking of an incel>>226044353incel
>>226044366I made really mean and racist posts earlier today cause I was hung over, I need a vibe check, as the kids say
>>226044309i know lots of japanese people still smoke (particularly old people) but that seems like an industry that won't grow much. i'm not sure that i see the issue with selling it unless you think that smoking will somehow become even more unhealthy.nippon steel tried to buy us steel a few months ago and that was similarly unpopular here, but i think protecting that industry makes more sense than protecting tobacco.
feel the best frozen pizza brand is freschetta>>226044384i suffer from high cholesterol, and need to not eat such delicious stuffalso my neet budget
GOD DAMMIT HURRY THE FUCK UP
I take a waymo to work every day, its literally heaven (and cheaper) compared to uber jeets
Western women are converting to Islam for abdul
>>226044409I don't eat frozen pizza anymore since I discovered prebaked pinsa dough that they sell in supermarkets here. But that sucks, I mean, you can't even have a bunch of scrambled eggs anymore
Women have far more access to sex in 1 year than most men in a lifetime.
>>226044420Crazy to me how they don't even have a recount or anything in Mississippi, someone could win by 1 vote and they just call it a day
I hate every americanIncluding myself and my family All 250 million of us deserve to suffer
>>226044420Betting sites say its going blue
>>226044433as far as i know, eggs aren't unhealthy
indians and arabs have the ugliest faces around town
>>226044431That trend already peaked a couple years ago, palestine is like 3 current things ago. Foids don't stick with anything for long.
>>226044442great post
>>226044431women want to be raped and beaten so it makes sense when you think about it
>>226044442> 250 millionare you a time traveler from 30 years ago
>>226044442I see you as something to aspire to, and I have in-depth experience with all sorts of European culture
>>226044450
it is pertinent that i archive my favorite pornos else i risk losing them
>>226044164please respond to my blogpost
>>226044462Its a racist dog whistle because america has 100 million hispanics
>>226044467what causes this phenomenon
how do I become a straight male pornstar
>>226044442>250 million of usDoesHeKnow.jpg
Punjabis can be quite handsome
>>226044484watch the Rocco Siffredi documentary
Making dinner Similar to last night. Mashed potatoes, sauteed cabbage and onions, peas, and chicken croquettes. Might have a beer too, probably Guinness
If i was talking to someone and they told me they were jewish, i would immediately stop talking to them and walk away and never speak to them ever again for the rest of my life
>>226044478damn. i'm not up-to-speed on my racism. i'm just a normal everyday joe.
>>226044491I mean, some Sikhs can actually not be pudgy and short but most Punjabis are that, I think
>>226044498> Mashed potatoestwinsies
>be alaskan>order 10 cords of internet for the winter
It's actually very common for Americans to hate their countrymen. That's why we have such weak public services
>>226044491Lol no, all the jeets we have in Canada are punjabis
>>226044498iowa meal
>>226044506>I meanreddit prose
Americans deserve to die because they like watching the NFL and voting in elections and going to the evangelical church on sunday
>>226044498I strongly prefer brussel sprouts, I don't really like cabbage, I think American cuisine has the right idea in promoting that veggie. I think American cuisine is great overall, it's just one of the best worldwide.
>>226044513>ranked ballot votingWhat the FUCK is their problem?
>>226044515all white according to police report
politics
>>226044515nigger i just know you live in mississauga. ive seen you irl.
>>226044517wdym, that's just how people talk
>>226044511I got a 10lb bag for $2 and am using them up. >>226044516Is that really an Iowa thing
>>226044517I see that as beatnik slang, I've never posted on reddit much, I find it incredibly restrictive
>>226044534People are reddit
>>226044520Why do you LARP as an IRGC lieutenant?
No matter what you do it usually ends up costing about thirty dollars to leave the house
Pick one
>>226044481consuming contaminated river water and mocking God's grace by worshipping eight-armed purple elephant monsters
>>226044548brokie
>>226044552stupid fucking whore
>>226044548i usually just go the gym and buy nothing
>>226044531>live in mississaugaThat is Brampton jr., I wouldn't live there even if you paid me.
>>226044551in canada were only allowed to put 5 bullets in our guns
Here is a picture of the pizza i ordered (its good)
White bois with no motion seething about indians again kek
wish I had something to suck on
Top G
eating a pizza
>>226044548Closer to $50 in Canada
i dare a nigga to give me an excuse to cap his ass
>>226044551i don't know anything about guns but the bottom one looks neat. i'd use it in a zombie situation.>>226044558why the long face.
had a really good day today, got to hang out with some friends I haven't seen in a very long timenow it's back to shitposting and playing vidya in the darkness of my living room
>>226044556where are the tits? and the hips?
>>226044564detest square cut pizza
most brazilians are white
>>22604456210 bullets in handguns, which are all still banned forever because uhhhh uhhhh
>>226044564According to that pamphlet, that pizza place is like 45 mins from me
>>226044564fresh tomatoes on pizza? ehhhh
>>226044564tomato slices are an underrated topping, looks primo.
>>226044551shit taste>>226044552is that dried cum on her hat
>>226044564>doxxed himself award
Jake Paul's fiancée Jutta Leerdam reveals she wants 80% of his fortune if they divorce AND one last night with her male friend before the wedding, saying he didn't even hesitate to agree "Jake is the nicest guy""He agreed to everything"
I hear you
i think theres nothing to do in canada unless you live in bc or alberta. dont come here lmao
>>226044609>hoeflation isn't re-
>>226044609>Jutta LeerdamI rate her a strong 6 to a weak 7
>>226044559we already know you're a jealous tranny, please stop posting>>226044564nigga that looks fucked up
the only americans i hate are homeless people
>>226044609that ass is worth it
>>226044568Top G used to be everywhere, this very general mentioned him constantly. What a fall from grace!
>>226044609It's weird how normal cuck shit is now, even in this viral fake story they had to throw it in there. Not a fan.
i need me a big fat american white woman with a pretty face and an apron belly.
>>226044606This. My bro is getting HACKED any second now.
>>226044613would it shock you to learn that a solid 1/3rd of americans dream of not living near a single solitary soul, and that entire states like idaho exist in part to facilitate such an environment? "nothing to do" is a feature not a bug.
https://youtu.be/_b9X8PDjq0Q
I used to live in Mississauga AMA
>>226044654this will always be funny
>>226044656You moved to escape the jeets I suspect
an obsession from a decade ago
>>226044654wow ai is getting really advanced
>>226044644thirdies cannot fathom the idea of not being surrounded by crowds of screaming human garbage and violence. the absence of noise, stink, and rowdiness is genuinely upsetting to the third worlder. it's great because i never seen their stinky faggot asses out in the bush. if they dared venture out they'd get munch by a fuckin bear or stomped by a moose too.
Don’t mess with Albanians
>>226044656ever been to the state of Mississippi?
daaaamn daniel back at it again with the white vans
>>226044675that is an old vid, it was around back when AI wasn't all that advanced iirc
>>226044690I miss when normies memes were all stupid bullshit like that. Normies should not be talking about chuds & foids.
hey girl, you from mississippi?cause you're the only girl whose piss i'd sippy.
I want to go the the range but my job is so depressing i start day drinking at 10 am and and ham by 430
>>226044679oh yeah, totally, those people observe something called a besa, which can be a gish binding them to you for a kindness done or an oath of blood vengeance afaik
>>226044638
>>226044546corr hes ne
>>226044644every person that lives in the middle of nowhere is a poor dumb retard. its cope for not being able to own a property. high iq people have multiple properties like myself.
>>226044699FUCK i forgot it's "cause you're the only miss whose piss i'd sippy" i'm SO STUPID AAAAAAA
>>226044037White has to move first you can't start with b5
i'm against war
>>226044704>and and ham by 430
>>226044732idk, Mamdani doesn't seem like a savage, he seems pretty genteel, really
>>226044551All of these are illegal in Canada except the mosin. we are so raped.
>>226044678100% chance you are poor dumb retard and could never afford property in any city.
Watching Frieren while eating doritos and chocolate milk
>>226044754Frieren more like Frieking BORING
>>226044736>Godless spawn of the affirmative action archipelagoLolGonna start using this
>>226044747>mosinThat’s an Arisaka
>>226044736Robert Fripp's guitar music is great, the guy is a genius, the stuff he did with Eno is outta sight
>>226044713is she hapa what race is this
>>226044743he's an insecure brown beta cuck who would do ANYTHING for a crumb of white pussy. if rejected, he would turborage and murder the girl and spend forever in prison screeching and whining about how SHE INSULTED HIM.
I think I've found my next watch
timmycel fantasies
>>226044749>>226044720>t.
Mamdani has an Arab wife and Sayed has an Indian wife
>>226044747just make your own gun and shoot anyone who tries to take it
>>226043296>>226043320ty for claptonposting i've been listening to It's In The Way That You Use It on repeat for the past hour shit slaps.
>>226044771Is it a "last ditch"?The safety and bolt handle look different than mine
>>226044736Vile antisemite
New>>226044796
>>226044793>Mamdani has an Arab wife well ain't that the dream of every Pakistani?
>>226044790not indian lmao. is this how poor dumb retards cope? rip nigga.
>>226044164Um, no? Are you 12 by any chance?
>>226044793religion should just be banned. I've been to the beach, I've been to the drop off, we're not on a fucking turtle. If there we were on a turtle it would also have to come up for air.
>>226044552>hannah with a BRC cupNOOOOO. Fucking ruined.
>>226044551Middle left rifle + revolver and maybe the bolty for fun.
>>226044675Unfortunately it is real.
>>226044670I moved when the jeetnado was beginning.>>226044683No
>>226044743I have meet muzzies who would be very civilized when in public and then act like complete savages behind doors.
