>>226045542
Pringles canned crisps.

>>226045542
Pringles is an American brand of stackable potato-based chips (crisps) invented by Procter & Gamble (P&G) in 1968 and marketed as "Pringle's Newfangled Potato Chips". Pringles are technically considered an extruded snack because of the manufacturing process

>>226045561
>>226045574
grow up

so, this is /brit/?

>>226045595
don't think so

don't all post at once lads

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live your myth in buenos aires

The solution to wanting to wank with words is to hear a womans calming breath.

i live in santa barbara and i was there on the day of elliot rodgers's retribution, he shot at me but missed, true story

>>226045628
FONT

if you had to suck 1000 dicks to save the life of the person you care for most, would you do it?

>>226045633
stfu stupid goy

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>>226045634
I wouldn't even go to the doctor to save my own life

>>226045605
i see.

>>226045634
do i have to make them all cum?
i would do it either way obviously, but i'm just curious

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what did he tell him

>>226045583
Who is this semen demon

>>226045647
he wouldn't have shot at you if you weren't a normie

https://voca.ro/11Oiez5csSIc

..

velma from scooby doo dropping her glasses and crawling around on the floor looking for them while saying "jinkies, i can't see without my glasses" ASMR sex arse

>>226045667
dua lipa

>>226045634
Yes x

>wow, that was tragic and disturbing. What can be learned from this
>google "travis the chimp"
>Travis the chimp was a chimpanzee that ripped his owner's face off one day.
>google "travis the chimp why"
>Travis the chimp was a chimpanzee, that one day, upon seeing someone own a Tickle-Me Elmo doll, snapped and ripped his owner's face off.
>google "why did travis the chimp go bananas"
>The exact reason as to Travis's attack is left to speculation. Theories include being spooked by seeing a new person, poor training or pent up aggression from being locked in a cage

No one knows. Got it.
Okay fair enough you probably shouldn't lock something with the impulse control of a 7 year old and the strength of 5 men in a cage all day.

>>226045688
that's false, maybe it has the strength of 5 average canadians
but 1 average american would have no problem manhandling a little chimp

>>226045583
women are literally porn on legs

>>226045667
@sofiiiiagomez
>>226045656
dunno, honestly probably after like the 5th dick it stops feeling weird.

>>226045542
Adam Lanza used Travis the chimp as a metaphor for his own alienation.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HrNNJHNvd3g

im angry and miserable but i can’t express it in a way normgroids understand so ill just be angry and miserable until I kms

>>226045706
i heard this lad was a paedophile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcH93ce6JYw

>>226045712
why are his balls so big

wish i had a spaceship so i could alien abduct every regular /brit/ poster and we'd all go on space adventures together. obviously mousey and ziedbelg and heathermong and sacked tranny would be jettisoned out the airlock almost immediately

Planning what junk food I will buy for the GTA VI release weekend

Any suggestions? I’m thinking Popeyes on Thurs, a kebab on Friday, Domino’s on Saturday and Maccies on Sunday

>>226045723
have some tapas and gazpacho you dozy bastard

>>226045688
I watched a youtube video about it and it said he was having melties for some reason I don't remember and he was on medication because of that

>>226045719
Enough testosterone to lift a honda civic?
Anyways he has a weakness.

>>226045720
if i had a spaceship i would abduct women.
who is gonna believe them? after a throw them away like a dirty rag when i'm done with them, they'll just be another lunatic screaming about alien abductions.

>>226045732
Doesn’t go well with vidya

>*googles 'how to be alone and happy'*

>>226045743
so you're basically an animal that only refrains from committing evil acts by the threat of consequence?

good morning ok

>>226045743
that's not very nice

>>226045709
our government just enacted a law allowing them to accuse literally 90% of the population of owning “extreme pornography”, but they’ll only enforce it when arresting someone for mean tweets
my point is ignore whatever the government says about some patsy they accused of their latest psyop

>>226045770
what does this have to do with american culture?

>>226045723
waiting on a brown fella to deliver my popeyes right now kek

>>226045761
>>226045767
please don't tell the other /brit/ posters i said this, i have a reputation to maintain here.

Fix your fucked up teeth

>>226045720
i would come with you on the adventure ok

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>>226045776
you invented psyops

>>226045790
yanks have never invented anything, we're just good at taking credit for stuff

need a good youtube channel to watch

>>226045781
well i won't forget this

GTA 6 won't be a critique of american society like the other GTAs, they'll just point and laugh at some of the extreme and wacky current trends and leave it there. Meanwhile the online mode will be micro transaction hell, basically a gacha game. A hollow game made made for hollow people.

back in '22 i was waiting at the bus stop and it was pissing down rain, and i saw this very attractive girl, whom i knew vaguely because she worked at a grocery store near my house, pulled up in front of the bus stop in her car and offered me a ride home and i said no
i still think about that every day. i could've been up to my nuts in guts with an absolute stunner if i weren't such a socially anxious virgin

>>226045800
you invented flash mobs and twerking and tipping every time you order a pint at the bar

>>226045802
there's loads

>>226045807
come on, i didn't mean it, rape is bad.

purple rain

>>226045833
tay zonday

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The Long 2014, sometimes called the Eternal 2014 or Forever 2014, is a slang term referencing the idea that Western culture has been stuck in a socio-political and cultural stagnation since the year 2014.

Discussions about the lasting impact of 2014 often revolve around SJWs, GamerGate,

Pajama Boy and similar "culture war" talking points.

Some internet users note the lasting impact of 2014 in how the year marks the start of 5GW or fifth-generation warfare like social engineering and misinformation.

>>226045826
its your own fault for having an identifiable flag
i can say whatever i like and nobody can ever hold it against me

>>226045837
the artist formerly known as tay zondaye

>>226045841
hate it

tinnitusberg got me on the ropes

sticking a gatorade bottle up my anal hole

mumberg says i'm a feminine woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ8mFo9cHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ8mFo9cHY

>>226045860
why x

stuck a bottle up my arse I mean a Bosnian stuck a bottle up my arse I mean I just stuck a bottle up my arse I mean a Bosnian just stuck a bottle up my arse

Idk how tf Flesh won and why Paris is miss cucu

>>226045886
This dude said shut up uk

>>226045904
o algo

why was that serbian nigga raping himself with a bottle though

Shut up Europe

>>226045927
hi

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you wont be making fun of Rorke now will you leftypol
bang bang

>>226045937
Jiggly

>>226045937
the way he moves is a bit scary

>>226045958
don't be scared x

>>226045974
don't care about twitter

>>226045974
politics freaks mongs are not welcome here.

If I were to claim that I'm lactose intolerant would you lot call me brown

>>226045972
ok i will not be scared !!

>>226046003
roar

>>226046003
what a fool

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say goodbye to catberg

a well is down, when you say you are unwell that must be up, but god and heaven is up.

>>226046019
spare him

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I want to sniff Emma Watson's bumhole.

Girl just leave. I've been married 4 years and my husband still worships the ground I walk on. Quit settling for these bums

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Y'all remember Space Raiders??

Got the https://www.tiktok.com/@hubs.life on haven't i.

IRN BRU

sooo i'm balding
that's what i've got going on :/

>>226046042
could always go to her house and rummage through her trashcan looking for old crusty panties or used tampons

>>226046059
no

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alri stonetoss, this one is just mean

>>226046091
mad how he's a big fat mexican

i've always felt alone.

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Morning, goys

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ding!

>>226046100
unlucky lad, i never have at all. got plenty of friends and family, with whom i enjoy spending time you see

No one ever remembers Bessie Coleman

another day another japanese ntr rpg to play

my mom says there's a lot of black people in africa

>>226046125
which one are we playing today

The Hippies were right.

Poor people are scum

>>226046145
absolutely

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>>226046139
im thinking this one perhaps

as of yet, my efforts to get the proto gf to show me her bum have remained fruitless
why does literally every other woman on earth like to do stupid tiktok dances where they spin around to show you their bum, but i get stuck with the only woman on earth who has a modicum of self-respect?

>>226046148
how so

>>226046178
incel screed

might enroll in the australian catholic university even though i'm not catholic and am in fact a satanist

right
time to have wan-
oh
oh that's right
well I suppose I can gorge on some HP sauce satchets
oh yeah burnham killed those too
well at least I can listen to are Russell's take on the yank midterms
oh dear

the light in me is extinguished

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>>226046192
>satanist

>>226046163
hm yes looks good
too bad i'm observing november customs

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that's the weekend sorted then
all on ITV1
lovely

>>226046199
that's right lad, love are 'tan

In the market for an escort to suck my willy (I'm a vf)
The ones nearby are all grim or are brand new accounts with 0 reviews
The only ones who don't fit this description are 40 minutes drive

>>226045626
What in god's name did this post mean

i'm hungry for some tucker for my rumbly tummy

can't wait until gta 6 actually comes out and all these speculation channels on youtube suddenly have nothing left to speculate on so they have to fuck off and get real jobs

9/11

>>226046254
they'll just release "YOU MISSED THIS", "HIDDEN EASTER EGG", "COMING SOON TO ONLINE" for 3 months before starting to post about GTA 7 even though it won't come out until 2040
then again all the big lads at Rockstar are in their mid 50s now, GTA 6 might be the swan song you know.

do british people actually use umbrellas? i just raw dog the rain.

god I wish I could wank for at least 10 minutes, can't even enjoy the most basic dopamine source

>>226046292
My wanks usually end in about 30 seconds
I don't enjoy any of it even the climax

>>226046271
oh yeah there's a few channels where they just make low effort short videos showcasing some minute detail in red dead redemption 2, that no one in their right mind should particularly give a shit about, and they get millions of views each

I know that I need to kill myself but I can't bring myself to do it

>>226046271
kek i remember they were talking about gta 6 in like 2015

>>226046292
be more depressed and old
my wanks take up to two hours now

>>226046313
Same

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i should go to bed, big day tomorrow, finally going to the doctor for my knee thats been hurting for a few months.

>>226046313
>>226046334
No no no no, come on. None of this tonight. I think /brit/ trained my X feed somehow, and AI has autism, and AI only sees stuff like this, and AI only feeds stuff like this. CHINS UP for the bots. What happened to gay porn peng? What happened to sucking a golfball? WHAT HAPPENED.

seems to be a rising frequency of ESLs not even bothering to post in english on the english speaking parts of the internet anymore, they just clack out a comment in their brown language and expect you to translate it for them. shouldn't be allowed.

>>226046222
erm but i’ve been told that satanism has nothing to do with satan actually?

>>226046381
I honestly can't escape wogs at all anymore
Like 5 years ago I barely thought of them
It's sad

crusty jugglers...

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Keep Britain buzzing.

we're watching clint stevens ok

evacuating my innards

sir glass of-water

5 day NNN noticed I was a bit more eager around the lasses. will need to make a mental note to not be selective smiley and leany around tings

they said they can name that other raper now but they've still not named him

there were few things more embarrassing as a child than crying while having chewing gum in your mouth
aura nuke

>>226045937
peak next jeans these

>>226046214
not a sport is it

Rorke tarot card pull beebeezeeeboopiizeeboo

noticed people speed up videos where someone is talking for more than 3 minutes so you don't stop paying attention to it

The feedback loops AI causes are going to be disastrous. It's already given 15 psychosis episodes. Or at least I'm blaming AI now. Can't be me. Impossible I have psychosis.

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this person used to be one of the most beautiful women i'd ever seen. why do famous foids insist on uglifying themselves?

good morning lads

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Who was the top here?

4plebs archive is buggering up, can't seem to load image thumbnails

>>226046570
g'mornin

Too excited about Diego Day to go back to sleep

>>226046589
is there any actual proof he done it or are the jews simply making an example of him?

you can be arrested for being a shagger now, due to woke of course. bad news for all the lads on /brit/

>>226046593
alright mate, any plans for the day?

>>226046611
>all the shaggers get arrested while incels remain free
>since the shaggers are all in prison, the incel inherits the free range fanny that would have otherwise gone to chad
we're on the precipice of an enormous crossroad dee lads

just had a wank and jizzed an abnormally large amount ok

>>226046633
been taking your zinc have you aye?

might change my name to rorke

>>226046633
yeah but porn is illegal so how did you do that?

>>226046621
alri I'm about to go to sleep before neet toil actually. I dozed off but woke up a bit ago and did the dishes. as for the day, well I'm not sure yet. shopping or trying to make some enquiries

yourself mate?

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>>226046633
losing on the first week of NNN

my 20 min boner has finally subsided, have the urge to wank out of boredom

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need an odd looking gf

>>226046633
get hpped up on zinc-izeeboopizeebooop

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>>226046693
have you integrated your inner divine feminine?

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what the fuck is this shit. first time seeing something like this.

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catching the tube, any1 want owt?

>>226046715
did you post leaked nudes or something

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Today's stories on the BBC:
>collapse of the British Empire (loss of Chagos Islands)
>we aren't nice enough to gypsies (gypsy children miss school at rates far, far higher than the general population)
>head of MI5 warning us that russians have gone bananas and have ramped up efforts to destabilise the UK
>worst hurricane in 100 years to hit Florida (there are some Brits trapped there)
Most optimistic and least depressing news day for the United Kingdom.

>>226046721
Rorke is typing...

>>226046629
cope. The women will just get jobs in the prisons

No more facesitting porn? You guys used to be a proper fucking country

i miss the good old days when you could just purchase some heroin and shoot up without worrying if some twat put fentanyl in it

>>226046761
they won't stop me ok !!

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>>226046729
you're not allowed to look at his post ok

"nigga" and ok will battle for gimmick of the year ok

>>226046715
what was the webm? i can only see the thumbnail of some redheaded bint

Russell Brand fucked my arse in 2008. I need justice.

>>226046796
It`s a good year ok !!

>trying to wank to porn
>pseudo-gf texts me
>have to abandon the wank to reply ASAP
>if i neglect her in anyway way or fail to demonstrate appropriate levels of devotion, her eye will surely begin to wander until it makes contact with chad, and then i'm fucked (or rather the opposite if'n you catch my drift)
many such cases

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i like the pinkpantheress gimmick
also thumbnail posting that's a good one too

Up early de lads
I'm off to the airport aren't I
I am aren't I
Aren't I?
Yeahhhhhhh

>>226046808
*buggers you up the jacksie*
corr my "nigga" russell has good taste in bums

jon ossof is going to be the next president of the usa, make your bets now

>>226046838
You'll be hearing from my attorney. He's a poof and wants bummed too.

>>226046829
Poзoвaя Пaнтepa

>>226046857
is he jewish?

been awake for too long doing too many drugs and now my vision is all fucked up

>>226046832
where are you going pal

>>226046855
he is white obama ok
he will be president and do nothing

when you get a massage they should let you fall asleep on the table and have a nap for about 45 minutes

made my coffee

>>226046892
so this is "catberge"

>>226046855
He's based

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A dump and a hump...maybe at the same time.

>>226046924
how so

America is a shopping mall with a gay disco inside of it

>>226046966
A gay disco that gets shot up.

>>226046873
Spain x

right that's an illegal image

>>226046829
Why am I not surprised some nigga posting at 05:30 likes the pink pantheress gimmick

if any of you lads want, i can describe what jon venables looks like

>>226047009
Only in authoritarian countries.

>>226047020
No need
I can just look in the mirror

>>226047029
alri jon, you keister a phone into your cell have ye aye?

>>226047035
yh

>>226047018
i'm up early because i'm ready to start the day okay x

propped up the shed with a metal rod hope some gypsy bum won't steal it

so this is rorkette
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xFUN475tVrs

>>226047047
right well, just make sex illegal

catberg is my handsome little man
my special little mr. meow mewo
my beautiful furry little baby boy

>>226046892
catbergé, or so they say

saw dadstein chunder in the gutter on the way to a family friends birthday party because he was hungover from the night before
he's not a proper pisshead though, just a few pints on the weekend type of bloke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1gnE_fdAU

Rorke getting a jellyfish sting on purpose so someone has to wee on him

it's raining

>>226047066
>brown eyes
>face full of makeup
not white + whore ok

used to be a wealthy landowner would pay you a good wage to live on their properties in a hut on the condition you don't shave bathe or talk to anyone

>>226047097
mad how it's raining here as well

>>226047098
maybe she's italian or something, and that's okay

>>226043276
this looks alri I will try it

>>226047022
why are you trying to get me in trouble

think if i had a kid i would end up disliking them

>>226047104
mental really

>>226047122
yeah, little prick

>>226047066
chuddette's trying too hard

>>226047122
ktim (kek this is mum)

i'm an attractive woman and basically i'm a chud yes chuddies i'm just like you also i have a patreon lol just letting you know x

we should be allowed to have pet monkeys

I'm a brown person and basically I'm a liberal and yes finbar i'm just like you also please let more of us in

>>226047211
who the fuck is finbar

going to pets and home and asking where the windrush section is

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>>226047230

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I wonder what Emma Watson's fanny looks like. We've seen basically every square inch of her body except her fannois and anus.

>>226047236
should i know who this is

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>>226047246
it's just some wog lover who got stabbed, I use him interchangeably for leftypol

bayonetta (bayonetta 2 version) sex arse

>>226047260
gp

asdatoil looms

think i'll get mad at internet stranger's opinions today

>>226047269
normgroids are bizarre

barging into a gynaecologists room and asking his patient if this guy is bothering her

>>226047088
s

>>226047278
poo

>>226047236
they got the visit

Remember when Uber Drivers and Door Dashers were normal humans with day jobs instead of Star Wars catina extras with the IQ of a Krill? Good times

>>226047269
we love women here on /brip/

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Rose has let herself go a bit

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>>226047330
>instead of Star Wars catina extras with the IQ of a Krill?

>>226047332
we hate them

economy is quite good actually

the toil freaks do be waking up and going to toil looool scream

>>226047373
could never be me

nose and knees get cold

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>>226047373
not today

>>226046589
Rorke loves defending a rapist so long as the perpetrator isn't brown

>>226046609
Jews

videogamed out for today and now i'm not supposed to wank
what a boring month this is

Russell Brand started counter-signalling the government, I think during Covid was when I first noticed it. He was pushing counter-narratives pretty hard, and also building a massive and devoted following of millions that was starting to become politicized. It is plainly obvious that the government became spooked by his influence and set to work to destroy him and his reputation, the result is this court case and the regime media smearing him. You do not need to like him to recognise this is what's happening. Interesting part is the method they used, lawfare related to sexual misconduct and safety of women. These things are always political. The execution instrument of choice for our bureaucrats du jour.

>>226047483
yh?

>>226047483
bullshit how they done him but he was an annoying twat so i don't care

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tomboys_in_fiction

imagining myself the only male king in a city-state that only consists of women having a massive annual breeding orgy in my palace where I'm pumped up gorilla fucking machine cumming in all sorts of women in quick succession and they're dragged away kicking and screaming by my bulky female life guards afterwards (they're disciplined and were promised a personal audience for their service so they show restraint ok) and when my body is exhausted and can no longer produce cum I refill by drinking milk straight from the ripe oozing mommy milkers that surround me

>>226047524
corr

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Russell Brand genuinely did nothing wrong
He's a born Shagger

my winky is smelly

>>226047562
get it washed

>>226047483
Absolute nonsense
I was watching him when his following gained traction at the start of covid. He was initially preaching about wealth inequality and corruption.
Then when the cost of living was going crazy, interest rates exploded and the whole Boris party gate started kicking off, he was nowhere to be seen and was banging on about Fauci and American vaccine stuff. You'd think if his thing was about inequality and corruption he would talk about the big news going on in the UK but he never touched it

>>226045937
looks like someone AI'd a fat woman's arse over his video

>>226047578
Covid lockdowns are more important than cozzie livs

it's friday !!

>>226047590
But he wasn't even talking about lockdowns, he was banging on about Fauci and American bollocks

cold out

use my murder to start the gay porn revolution