Stop having sex edition
>>226050348we love jennie here
learning a little bit of some small piece of japanese
pakis really be eating the leftover bits from the bottom of the hoover bag
>>226050393Is 17 supposed to be young? Most lads I knew lost their virginity that age
could use a wank right now
>>226050416i think its probably a bit weird for your dad to buy you a prozzie at any age
>>226050423nah im good
>>226050404一
>>226050415>hoover bagWhat year are you living in
taking my dog to a massage to work out his knots(mouseys do not read)
>>226050429can't make hide nor hair of this
Anti-sex puritanism is a legacy of Christianity Woke is simply a secular form of Christianity, like Liberalism. It's the same runt mentality of brown slaves and harridans revolting against Aryan Vitalism. The pre-Christian Romans had no prudes.Legalise brothels.
>>226050433racismlad
right well thats a young lad getting shagged up his shitter and then spunking all over himself
>>226050427Definitely but that’s not what they are getting at. It could’ve been his older brother or his friend it doesn’t matter they are trying to say because he shagged a prostitute at 17 that’s the cause of sexual deviancy
right well that's a hands free organism
Who do you reckon will be the first registered sex offender for a facesitting video?
The yanks are bringing back Joe Biden
>>226050458???
Wonder what it's like to have been fucked in the ass Basically not a man anymore
>>226050427thought you just rent them
>>226050471you wonder about getting fucked up the arse?
>>226050454someone who was being a nuisance but not criminally chargable for it.they'll take the computer, plant the facesitting, give them five yearsit's an advancement on the russell brand technique for getting rid of people the state doesn't like
Got a tummy ache
Britbros.
>>226050483Least schizophrenic sex pest
>>226050458This is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?
>>226050483why didn't the state like rustler brand then
was gonna have a wank after my meeting but the meeting when on too long and now i dont feel like it
>>226050483You jest but I do think weaponising unlawful pornography would be a very effective strategy for mafiaesque peoples.Why assassinate someone when you can get a USB with 100gb of stepsiblings sitting on each other's face and have them be ruined?
>>226050513why does its eyes close when it bites into the strawberry
I would look fucking sick without gyno
>>226050393his dad was in the room at the timeit's sick
>>226050442Shut up you smelly virgin
Quick poo before my next call
what if you lost control of your willy and it just started cumming everywhere
>>226050529I rorkepologise
>>226050535sissygasm mfs do this
>>226050427I hear that was not unusual in rural Greece a few decades ago 17 would even be late, I think 15 was the norm
>>226050535that's what happens when I take control of it
>>226050544very um
https://x.com/thebrothercode/status/2118040581813223770Open the fucking borders now
>>226050513why is his willy licking the strawberry
>>226050500he said space lasers caused the california wildfires he is a dangerous turth teller
business idea: kill myself
9:00am stand up meeting9:15am Poo10:30am meeting11:00am poo12:00pm lunch while pooing1:00pm work3:00pm poo4:00pm finish work (early friday finish)
>>226050589i'd like to buy in
>>226050589wtf no
9:00am stand up pooing
>>226050589put me in your will first, I want free stuff
I think Russell Brand is retarded but funny (formerly)
the goyims new obsession
visiting the zoo and shoving fistfuls of elephant shite up my arse in front of everyone
all wanked out after last night's send off session. they will be missed
>>226050622shouldn't be doing that
>>226050589
I don't care about tik tok or twitter or anything which happens there
>>226050629>shark-tankfoy
>>226050513haha i thought that little one was a willy at first
I will search Tiktok for things then get mad when I see relevant videos are shown to me
gymtoil and shoppingtoil complete now awaiting partytoil later
suddenly craving m&s coockies
>>226050641not really a popular gif of mark cuban on dragons den now, is there
selling sea shells by the seashoreno one's buying obviously as they are freely available everywhere on the seashore
*searches google for big tits*why is google obsessed with big tits*andy burnham busts my door down and two foot tackles me into the wall*
>>226050517You’re thinking about it from the wrong direction.If someone with a facesitting video is on the sex offenders register, that register will slowly become meaningless unless a separate and more serious one is set up, meaning the nonce next door will more easily be able to slip under the radar.
>>226050654how could the goyim do this to me
https://youtube.com/watch/WL9E60uanAsJude bellinghams actual granddad
have the goyim truly gone insane?
>>226050686in a stable condition but we'll be checking in on them later
>>226050621Mental how easily people are swayed by marketing these days. Just a few paid tiktok posts and it takes on a life of it's own.
>>226050704>it'sMONG
got 3 mins to poo before a work call i forgot about. very tense.
>>226050702keep me posted ok
a life of it is own
Gay porn hasn't been deleted
>>226050704>it'sesl freak
>>226050715got no stamps ok
right side earphone not working:/
i have a small penis because my wrestling coach made me take steroids
>>226050743van gogh being facetious in the Apple store
>>226050750scream
>>226050750very good
>>226050749she cute
>>226050750he could still hear with that ear though
HEARTWARMING NEWS: Tilde and Mousey became friends again overnight
£26 weekly shop
>he could still hear with that ear though
need to warm up before i get my knob out for a wank
>>226050792wanking is illegal now
any mummy's big boy man in?
>>226050670I perhaps misspoke. I said face sitting because I thought it was bad decorum to discuss pornography involving minors in such esteemed company.
my mummy used to smack my bott-bott when i was naughty
>>226050800Chinese mum when her son gets on a small boat to the UK
remember when theresa may wanted us to go to the post office to get porn passports. seems quite quaint in comparison to today
can’t imagine how shit it must be to be my parents they probably held me when I was a baby and spoke about what I might be when I’m older, doctor, businessman, scientist…Now I’m a 26 year old neet
>>226050787If you had to shove one of those items up your arse, which would it be?Has to be the whole pack, excluding packaging, so not a single nut.
>bott-bottyet more third world dribble
>>226050838probably their fault
would they actually send you to prison for possessing strangulation porn and have to live in the protective custody wing with the nonces?
>>226050845Partly
>>226050852very unlikely, nonces caught with real bad stuff often get suspended sentences
remember when those sketchy yank candy shops on oxford street used to have these
>>226050852our prisons are beyond full now
>>226050852prisons are already fullat worst one would get a suspended sentence, and even then they'd only use it as a proxy for more serious charges
sniffing glue
does the postman know if you're hiding an erection
>>226050880>>226050881didn't they just release a bunch of violent brown people to make room for the incoming wave of coomers?
>>226050852Likely:>A fine>Unpaid work>Attend a course on consent with the other nonces>Probation meeting>Sex Offender's Registration for 5 years, so the police come to your house to check your devices and ask questions every six months, plus you have to register any trips, name changes, phone changes, can't be around children etcIn the absolute most extreme cases, you'd get maybe 6 months custodial sentence, suspended for two years.But no one is going to prison for strangulation porn.
Since war is coming with Russia, I'm just gonna admit something. I've been using 4chan way before Trump came into power and I will admit one thing: as I got older I started to despise Hitler more and more as I got into my mid-twenties and now my early thirties, and began to prefer Stalin more since he did more shit against the kikes than Goyler ever could dream of. Now, as of 2026, I see ever more browns, blacks and pajeets like those ideas of Goyler than whites and it completely ruins the whole idea of me learning about in my youth. And don't get me started on the LARP movements here backed by the feds and kikes that want to make more puppets while thinking they are taking down 'the heckin kikes!'. That's why I see the right as a fucking joke, that's why I see NATO as complete faggots who LARP about a new Reich that will never come, and I despise the bot accounts (mostly paid by kikes in Tel Aviv) who think they are doing a favor on taking down Russia, when Russia is already favored to win against an NATO incursion into the fatherland.
>>226050909no they released a bunch of people because they were overcrowdednow they're nearly full
>>226050711>>226050726Done by autocorrect, no coming back from this. I'm going to go and do some FUCKING work
Todd Howard gave The Spiffing Brit info about the TES VI title reveal.
I would shag a trans girl. But they would not be alive the next day.
>>226050944>>>/v/
boomer mongs calling into lbc to whinge about their loser son, that’s your kid nigga you raised him that way
Dying societies accumulate laws like dying men accumulate remedies
does step sibling porn count as incest?
modern day sylvia plath with her head in the air fryer
>>226050959YepBlaming your parents is a 100% viable and legitimate strategy.Boomers and Gen X are awful parents.
>>226050959You quivering by your radio too scared to phone in to LBC with your little observation directly.
>>226050944Why didn't he give it to me? I'm known as the Spaffing Brit
>>226050989He heard his dad on the radio kek
>>226051003doonelm
>>226050959
>>226050977Roaring
>>226050992spaffing prick more like
>>226051003Lol I grew up in the care system I never had “parents” I also don’t have kids of my own, so maybe I’m missing something but it really does my head in hearing all these fucking mongs on the radio or on Twitter moaning that their son is a fucking loser who’s done nothing with his life YOU RAISED HIM
>>226050749why is her torso so fucking long nvm I unpaused
>a fucking loser who’s done nothing with his lifektimming my fucking head off
got my wanking hat on
>>226051017ME OWN SON...YOU WILL NOT WIN THIS WAR
hundreds of clues whizzing past my head at all times can't seem to grab a single one
>>226050852Assuming they’re not just writing legislation wrong on purpose as a joke, it’s more likely to be either an Al Capone law to catch anyone they’ve got their eye and can’t nail for anything real, or just them making more laws that will be enforced completely at random to make people anxious.
a clue just flew over my house
off for a jog
>>226051024grim
parliament of owls flew up my arse just now
need to suck a willy
>>226051165wtf does she know we can see her bum
>>226051163yeah that'll be mine
been reading about the russell brand case and I think he genuinely is a rapist
Want to be a dad desu.Probably never happening.
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
leerooooooooooyjenkins
>>226051151yeah that's what i was thinking too, it won't actually be enforced unless the government doesn't like you and needs an excuse to jail you
Put a cheeky five hundo in an AI ETF as I am expecting a market correction today.
>>226050896all the kids want something to do
a gangblack of owls
>>226051179jack black when I ask him what we do before we craft
a gangblack of owls just raped my nan
got me poo in before the meeting lads don't worry
i hope steven falls into a pile of sting raysand he can take dundee with him cos that nigga be gay
Feeling very low today but I'm cuddling catberg so I'll be alright soon
>>226051181nothing gets past you mate
do food banks take stool samples?
>>226051211poo goes out, not in
there's something wrong with my trousers
*sneezes*ah*sneezes**sneezes*dear me
>>226051185Join the effort in ukraine
>>226051175she NEEDS to dress like that or else her legs wont work properly
>>226051211>>226051239choosing to believe these posts are related
>>226051224australophobia will not be tolerated in /brit/#kickitout
I know it's been a while but I can't stand that song 7 years.>Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonelyOh yeah, great advice, if only it was so fucking simple. Same for when his dad tells him to find a wife. Oh yeah, real easy unless you're a fucking sperg lord with absent parents who never taught you anything about life.And normies proper ate that shit song up as well. Fucking hate them and the song
just watched that Resident Evil fillumcomplete shite
DJ Bus Replacement Service
It's only a matter of time before the Yookay Harridan Foid Regime comes after porn and prostitution as a whole.
>>226051265go make yourself some money or you'll be poor nigga
not shaving until i can bench press my bodyweight
>>226051287>Harridan Foiddidn't he play Harn Sewloo
>>226051309scr
Unfortunately, liberalism/libertarianism will always be a minority position.Women will always vote for conformity and security over freedom and individualism, and the brown mob will always want authority and security for their gibs. So by default that's a massive chunk of the population who have no desire for a society of free individuals.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793682382387179.mp4oh my goodness gracious me
>>226051320eww
just burped
>>226051320whats she doing to that poor mans willy wtf
right well
why doesnt stuff like that happen to me then
>>226051317Just moan about it on 4chan all day every day like you have been doing for years, I reckon that will change things
not clicking that as it is not a worksafe board and i am in public
willies are gay ok
Suicide is never the answer.UK: 116 123US and Canada: 988 or 800-273-8255Aus: 13 11 14
>>226050393>paying a hooker for his 17yo sonThis used to be common practice in traditional societies. That's how they prevented the existence of SIMPs.As soon as the son turned 15 or so the father would take him to a brothel to make him a man.If your son is has sex experience women can't use sex to manipulate him. In a certain way, it's one of the kindest things you can do for your son.You're saving him the hell of being a nice guy simp.
>>226051320bobbies at me door
on my hands and knees sucking my receipt out of the woolies self checkout machine like a strand of spaghetti
>>226051353why the fuck would you want someone slobnbering on your penis itd get covered in spit and mucous and bad breath
it's not over till you're 30then it's definitely over ok
>>226050656rich :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA
>>226051381it only just begins at 30
batty crouch
>>22605138145 is the new 25
>>226051320Why do they do this though? I swear women are such fucking faggots holy shit>>226051381There are plenty of people who've turned around their lives or at least improved them after 30 (not me)It's only over when you give up and accept your shitty position in life.
>>226051024
i'm a complete non entity i barely even exist i just float around like a leaf in the wind bumping into things
>>226051430America will welcome him with open arms Probably be a congressman in a few years x
>>226051024>>226051439tim finna make life hell for the carebames
>>226051444sctim
euuugh im so sophisticated i drink coffee because the multi billion dollar coffee industry told me to and promoted propaganda lies about the supposed health benefits
>united condom
Me?Don't reckon JK Rowling is that bad to be honest.
nth for the gyaldem
>>226051458corrr more spaffy knob pics inbound
>>226051439>>226051458you just know he watches porn on full volume
time for poo to emerge from my anus
one inch is all it takesfalling in love with meee
nth for the forsendem
>>226051024Looks like a wired death trap
>>226051461was just saying this
>>226051485
>>226051444resent being interacted withits like they're tryna break the fourth wall im the spectator im not in the film
stockpiling toiletpaper
>>226051489based casey affleck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWAMiUPUF5oneed worldbuilding gf
setting my nans head on fire with a magnifying glass
>>226051504seen her bumhole (in a dream)
>>226051471morning lad
nth for us lads
sc
>>226051544do u drink sweet tea
>saying "bye guys" to the room but the room is occupied by 2 women and a transwomanDidn't even think about it, was going by instinct and worry they felt missgendered. Can't bring myself to say "bye ladies" tho, that's faggot coded
>>226051320reckon we should make this illegal
>>226051342>she
>floyd died over six years agounc ...
>>226051567guys is gender neutral
>>226051557g'mornin lad
>>226051559appreciate the hell out of this
>>226051559xx
>>226051381Thanks this make me feel better x
>>226051592me when I contribute capital to a S&S ISA
Searching for posts that contain ‘holodem’. 1488 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘baddiedem’. 2591 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘gyaldem’. Returning only first 5000 of 5650 results found.this is his entire life
I should’ve picked female V not male V so I can dress her up sexy
>>226051633
>>226051489alright
>>226051633half of those are you posting this waste of space you are obsessed
Poo for supper
going services for lunch because I can
the foreskindem
>>226051633Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" fart|gas|shit|poo|smell|sniff|stink|ass|bum|underwear|thong’. Returning only first 5000 of 8578 results found.
>>226051633/brit/ is your entire life
>>226051657cap
rorke getting found out
>>226051657this is demonstrably false
life is chill as hell once you accept everything is completely over forever
recently illegal pornography to the tune of One Kiss by Dua Lipa*ahem*mum sitting on your face
>1488
>>226051672>>226051633i missed some
>>226051672I didn’t know you could do that, thank you based 4chan archive search engine optimizer
>>226051657>Searching for posts that contain ‘gyaldem’ and in ‘gb’. 4951 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘holodem’ and in ‘gb’. 1442 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘baddiedem’ and in ‘gb’. 2449 results found.kys
they need to ban those novels foids read where the main character shags werewolves and that
>>226051684when did you accept that
>>226051684how do you do that
>>226051717
>>226051678what a nauseating torrent of self aggrandizing drivel
HMRC are on my ass…
>>226051734Oyasumi Punpun is very much mens fiction
>>226051585Bet her butthole stinks.
Beginning to think archivemong is more of a problem than any of the ritualpost mongs
>>226051738>Bismillah FoodFuck me. We can’t break away from England quick enough
>>226051657>>226051676it really doesn't take much brainpower to notice a man posting the exact same thing over and over and over almost 10,000 timesimagine the sort of upbringing that creates a person like that, bloke's life probably never even began if this asinine shit is the self soothing ocd ritual he's settled into. i feel like most people would at least pick something fun like ripping their eyelashes out
>>226051761scotbet is in england is it
>>226051744NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS YEAH
>>226051756no not even close you're obviously coping
>>226051768scotland in charge of immigration yeah
>>226051765i believe his family have disowned him for being a paedohpile
>>226051778holy grim
>>226051780dont see the SNP protesting against any immigration into scotland.
>>226051748it's good but it's edgyslop for teenage boys and retarded women in their 20s who still cut themselves (like everything asano writes)
>>226051800Scotland in charge of immigration yeahWestminster in Scotland is it
>>226051780what’s SNP’s migration policy again?
>>226051805nice dodge lol
>Met chief says he wouldn't be surprised if more allegations made about Brand after rape convictionright that's "news" is it
>>226051778me in grey
>>226051809scotland nigga party
>>226051765you should be kind
yes im sure the famously left-wing SNP will have a problem with muslim immigration into scotland following independence
scots be like we need to protect our sovereignty by importing even more third worlders
Barely midday and already darker the mousey's soul outside. It's over for all of us.
>>226051836genuinely have become pro-independence just so we enjoy all the scotch seethe when it fixes nothing lol
>>226051833some people don't deserve it lad take your moralfagging hat off
>>226051836>>226051838oh the pair of you are so utterly fucking dullhas anyone ever told you that? has anyone ever yawned in your face really, really fucking obnoxiously? i'd bet they have and you were too autistic to take the hintbet your breath fucking reeks too
>>226051809What’s the relevance of that to what I’ve said matey. You brought up the snp not me>>226051821How’s it a dodge. The demographics of Britain have been changed by mass migration, immigration is decided on by WESTMINSTER not Holyrood not the Sened not Stormont
>>226051864>How’s it a dodge. The demographics of Britain have been changed by mass migration, immigration is decided on by WESTMINSTER not Holyrood not the Sened not Stormontand the scottish government have no problem with that and will let it continue in scotland
I don't particularly care about ritual posts or gimmicks, let there be a thousand rituals posted as far as I'm concerned, but I'm not spending any time on it because in the meantime every three months a person is torn to pieces in north Queensland.
>>226051862uh oh stinky
might hit the shell go on my way to hublot to get the migrants shagged
>>226051862melty
>>226051872NOW DONT SAY THAT BECAUSE THAT IRRITATES ME
>>226051765And yet here you are all bothered, posting in the same /brit/ threads bringing up the archive for the nth time
>nth
get the missing children posted
>>226051871So you agree that England is the one who has changed the demographics of Britain then? Why are you even getting arsey with me? Not even like I said fuck english people or anything lol just being argumentative for the sake of it
>>226051895god isnt real
>>226050393>get a prostitute for your 17 year old son >ends up based, rich, drowning in pussy >>226050427Friendly reminder that it doesn't matter what you think, because the other replies said other shit
>god isnt real
>>226051903i agree westminster has done it, and the SNP condone it and will do nothing to stop it if scotland were to become independent
>>226051895scriem
>>226051908>drowning in pussynot allowed anymore
>>226051857My local park closes at dusk(4pm), piss take
new >>226051935>>226051935>>226051935
fanny chmelar
>>226051748I don’t know what it is
