Isabelle Huppert edition
sir early new
keep seeing people post their own shitty tweets with the caption “LMAO” on youtube, why do i have to see this crap on a video sharing website
melty in progress
>>226053156This poster is Spaincunt on another trip code avatar fagging but literally no one likes him on this name. This is why Spaincunt is threatened by me and does what the does. Read >>226053168 from the last thread if you missed it Employed tranny gets no replies outside of calling me a pedophile and being happy with me telling them to fuck off. Nobody is positive for them, nobody will ever like them no matter what they do (and they will call people a pedophile just for not liking them). They only proved that they are not worth it after the rejection, but their aura keeps people off them anyway
Piehead ... please stop giving `mouse` xanax ok !!
>>226053316i can tell just from the thumbnail this won’t be pleasant to click on
MOUSENOUNCE IS A PAEDOPHILE HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDENTAKES THEM TO HIS CARAVANTO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
be nice to employed woman please
back to toiling soon
Oh yeah and Tilde >>226053377 is employed woman trip. Won't tell anyone why they changed names though. Here from r9k by the way
casual reminder to report nonsense catchphrases such as 'spaincunt' and 'piehead' as extremely low quality
>>226053388Ok I will be nice to him!!
you going to be doing this all thread or what
the /brit/ lads are on a bender, mousenonce is a sex offender
>>226053372Seriously Mousenonce, sort your life out before you hurt someone or do something you can't come back from. You're not cool for being in your 30s screaming at imaginary opponents on 4chan. It isn't normal and you need medication or therapy or something
Glad we are past that cringey moment in /brit/ history where we pretended Mousenonce was “based” instead of a creepy paedo
any r9k spaimno parasite in
>>226053327Have you ever had a Last Word cocktail?>One part Gin (London Dry style recommended)>One part Green Chartreuse>One part Maraschino liqueur (such as Luxardo)>One part Freshly squeezed lime juice>Garnish: Brandied or Luxardo maraschino cherry and/or lime twist (optional)
>>226053402your life is being an unpaid /brit/ referee
Right well that's someone announcing a report then isn't it
listening to some classic tom waits this afternoon
>>226053399Reminder that "piehead" is a name they made up in their head to try to be funny and make something that catches on (it didn't). Remember that and pair it with >>226053342Spaincunt really thinks he is my enemy Nobody likes the tranny >>226053388>Be nice to me or I'll spam that you're a pedophile Kys 41%
>>226053412get 5 dollars per post actually
>>226053402I have been proven right again>>226053327
listening to some avant garde tom hurries this afternoon
>>226053422that rate would explain why you're here all day
>>226053410I love green Chartreuse very dear though
taking that as a resounding yes too, very expected, but still VERY weird!
well said lottie
The autistic gf
Katsu chips for lunch
first day of the incest / latex / asphixiation / school roleplay porn ban, how are you guys holding up?
>>226053441guy from work said he took his kid to a "silent fireworks show" think it was done with dronesbloody woke
I was looking to repost at the new at the top of the thread and did it because I got an excuse Now let's all watch the tranny namefag persona get no replies but do everything they can to (that is why they do this shit by the way, which shits up the thread by the way. It is their only source of attention). Watch the positive attention they don't get a d laugh. That is why they do itNobody likes employed troon
>>226053441Its one night a year and you can easily desensitise your animal to fireworks.
>>226053441People like this are the reason we live in a limp dick nanny state full of curtain twitchers
>>226053455Luh x
>>226053434Yeah, I’m a big fan
i've got yellow fever but the oriental birds don't like me. only ugly white and brown girls like me
I wonder what happened to mouse in his childhood to make him THIS desperate for our attention, even negative attention
>>226053437Spaincunt>>226053455>>226053467R9K
>>226053480Why do pretty white girls not like you thrn
>>226053460was right in the middle of filming a shoot where a brother and sister go to class to learn how to put eachother into latex balloonsthat's £27 I'll never see again
>>226053460What will happen to all the British mummy JOI content creators???
>>226053488your obsession with r9k needs to be studied
Men's loo at work is really nice and I'm the only man so I get it all to myself
>>226053462I like her. She’s funny and kind and isn’t a danger to children or animals unlike you. Literally nobody likes you, you’re a vile demon with a black hateful soul.
big wine and gaming and wanking with the heating on plans this evening
just let mousey and sackedtranny argue, let the rubbish take care of the rubbish
>>226053477wind turbines be like
>>226053483Being molested by your uncle isn't a free pass to do what you do, tranny Nobody here likes you.
>>226053509dangerous and downright stupid
>>226053502saw a porn like this once
If you're mouse or employed woman you are BLOCKED on my screen I cannot see you
>>226053524Mouse can you please start using a name again so we can filter you? I’m not her btw
held the dogs hand for 10 minutes there but now i need to go back to toiling
Literally shit up the entire thread for 5 minutes of attention. They don't get it otherwise. Other people do
>>226053461took my deaf dogberg to one of these back when we had him
Mime gf
>>>gif/31389118
sex "with" puppies
>>226053518screaming
polish amazon delivery drivers be like HElough
toby, tilde
>>226053528that isn’t dangerous or stupid, ill show you what dangerous and stupid is *climbs up a pylon and licks the wires, killing myself instantly and causing a local blackout*
Who would win if you organized a Mousenonce vs Sackedtranny cage match?
Y'all remember Space Raiders??
>>226053601The mirror
>>226053601I don’t know but you’d be the referee
>>226053601tilde could very easily roll over on top of toby and just flatten him like a pancake
>>226053604FOY
kinda insane that dredd x morgpie collab actually happened wasn't it
>>226053604nicer when they were stale, weirdly enough
More and more of the tranny namefags posts are about mousey. Their introductions are calling down mousey and spreading lies. That is the only way they survive or get attention. They don't get attention otherwise. They are obsessed with me because I'm better than them. More posts will be about him as that is what gets them replies (they do not get replies otherwise)I'm going. Sit and watch them flounder and get no attention. I'll be back when I feel like it and then I'll get attention effortlessly, something they can't. They never even won arguments.
>>226053641not really
>>226053601mouseys probably got rickets and tuberculosis and shit
>>>/gif/31389118
>>226053660sorry lad but it's no porn november
>>226053601Tilde studies martial arts and lifts heavy crates of potatoes and booze and leaf blowers all day in Aldi. Mousenonce is a schizo shut in who probably has brittle bones from malnourishment. Easy Tilde victory
>>226053660i bet that feels really good
Kpop desu lads
>>226053660I thought the new /gif/ meta was black male on indian male
uh oh
>>226053676
>>226053667you're right, sorry
blacks and indians are considered the least attractive races but they're the ones having the most kids. doesn't make sense.
i could've saved her
Mousey trying to write a post about himself in the third person but accidentally still writes “me”Blud has a legit learning difficulty
>>226053709bitch looks like harry kane
>>226053708nothing wrong with having lots of kids if you ask me, my great great grandfather had 10 kids.
>https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793928295788299.jpgOk I'm off Yes of course I'm going to clear it up and say I'm not a pedophile when r9k says that, which makes me have to stick around and talk to them for longer. But that is one thing and the opposite is the reason to go out You will never have sex by the way (I will)
is there a free ai image generator that isn’t shit (not porn)
soerry lads only just started posting was too hungover earlier
>>226053718lmfao
>>226053709incels actually thirst over this grim slag when she looks like tony sopranos mum
>>226053718>Blud has a legit learning difficulty you don’t say
>>226053724yeah not saying she's particularly attractive or nothin but she's innocent and doesn't deserve to be in prison and have her reputation annihilated like that
>>226053737WTF this is Mousey!?
says he's not a paedophile but posts a noncey image
>>226053747?
>>226053737go away toby
remember learning disabled
>>226053749You're a pedophile with learning difficulties Your IQ is literally 80If stupid people shut up the world and this thread would improve. Your opinion isn't wanted.
>>226053729in a while, paedophile!
Alri lads, what we all up to? Anyone doing anything naughty?
Sir Spaincunt
>>226053316>Hid right away.I think relationship and erotisism works far different as is known now commonly.
>>226053774haha
>>226053782I got a blowjob from an escort
notice how someone said he had a learning difficulty, then he immediately uses that to insult someone else as it’s all his uncreative mind can conjure up
>>226053782alri dave from gchq
mousey went to a wheelchair spastic school and did his gcses in crayon pass it on
>>226053782wanked earlier
Science failing. . .
>>226053743i always thought she looked more like patrick bateman's secretary in american psycho (2000)
Mark letting the whole train know about his hidden disabilityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwAaVwl7cNI
>>226053782not to brag but im giving blood today
Why so cruel to self and othersI think it's a form, not entirely, but a form of subconscious (...)Of centuries back in history to now.
haha so true
god when is that fat fuck nonce going to die from liver failure
>>226053832hm what is
>>226053796Nice, did it feel good?
>>226053786*crickets*
>>226053845all of it x
Paedophile NONCE
>>226053857all of what
>>226053863*Mousey turns his head to see who’s calling him*
>>226053811Alri Onan
>>226053869it itt
The Russell Brand shit is pretty annoying. Everything is rape
the women at work are talking about russell brand
>>226053883always confused me how this exegesis became about wanking when it's clearly not loltalk about expanding from the idea of "wasted seed"
>>226053895dont know what youre getting at
>>226053709Bet she's awesome in bed
>>226053922were they talking about how hot or not he is?
>>226053906Can’t even put your cock up a woman’s arse without her consent anymore without the woke mob coming after you! BAKA!
>>226053925thats ok x
>>226053906Are you a rapist now if you can smell an unhygienic woman’s stinky pussy from far away?
>>226053950no they were just saying it's bad that he raped those women
Mousenonce is a NONCE
has rorke addressed the russell brand situation yet
>>226053926reckon you could spaff in her all you want because to be childless at her age is a strong indication that she's barren
>>226053968insightufl stuff
so weird how the tranny namefag takes off the secure tripcode to talk shit about mousey before putting it back on for another dog shit post nobody cares aboutweird how it's always the people with the worst posts putting names on
>>226053983Can I spaff in you?
>>226053816Nan is not having it
if i were asked i’d be among the first people to mars, would die most likely tbf but it seems like a fun adventure doesn’t it
>>226053979he is leftypol's messiah
>>226053995well alright, just this once though yeah?*presents hairy pooey bumhole*
>>226053990weird how you post this running commentary about it
Mad how employed woman stopped posting and home alone started posting
>>226053985Oh what, you think rape is ok do you?
why is stepsister porn illegal when stepsister sex is legal?
>>226053979on one hand he’s a leftist degenerate but on the other she’s probably a lying femnazi, so this is a sensitive issue for rorke and both sides must be given due consideration
my life a living wage
need to get on the video games this weekend no more messing about
>>226053816
>>226054016Owen Jones wrote in 2015 that Brand's endorsement of Ed Miliband and Labour was likely to sway the general election that year.
>>226054017Woah woah i thought you were a grill
>>226054026it’s not about the porn itself it’s giving the government the ability to arrest someone for social media posts without having to actually say that
>>226054040He is a beacon of light to us all
>>226054042i am a trans woman. are you saying trans women aren't women? because i did that once and it was a bad move
>>226054026impossible to enforce ent it
>>226053983In a world of rampant careerism, birth control, and abortion, it’s hard to tell
>>226054026might encourage boys to rape their step-sistersbecause they'd never consider shagging her otherwise of course
Anyone else continually press the update button rather than have it auto? Don't know why i do it
>>226054071why did you say trans women aren’t women if you are a trans woman yourself
>>226054097yhstill got auto on though
Just learnt only 40% of convicts survived the journey to Aussie and they used former slave trade companies to transport them.
>>226054097you’re a control freak that won’t even delegate pushing a button to a computer
>>226054098Maybe she did before she transitioned
>>226054098i was coerced at gunpoint
Didn't realise Katy Perry was with Justin Trudeau nowShe really has a shit taste in men
>>226054097Monkey press button to have new posts. Press>dopamine release
i like to press it press it
>>226054097sometimes works better when i press update
The U.S midterm erections
>>226054113Reparations time. We wuz KANGZ
>>226054144it’s a woman what do you expect
>>226054144Do you reckon Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are into pegging?
>>226054097yes because i like to be in control
Katy Pooey
test
>>226054144should be illegal to have a foreign gf/wife if you're the prime minister or president. of course that means i'd have trump out on his fat orange arse along with his wog wife
>>226054146he’s so little he makes the 330ml bottle look like a 660ml one
>>226054180you mean Katy Peggy and It'sjustin Trudeau?
>>226054214right i've seen enough get him locked up
eyebergs are doing that thing where they don't see very well due to a combination of sleep deprivation and copious amounts of narcotics
is face-shitting included under the new face-sitting ban
>>226054203you better not be ban evading
>>226054214oh mr walliams !! it appears you have a `stiffy` in front of a child !!
listening to sharty perry - the one that poo away
they'd REALLY rather ban porn that is slightly kinkier than normal to try and curb violence against women than address the real problem (BAMEs)
shaking from caffeine
>>226054248come on mate you have to at least try to make it fit
drag act idea: black bodybuilder called BAME Judy Hench
didn't even notice his willy 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDVM4RBNBhQ
you can marry your cousin but you can't shag a random woman on camera and call her your step sister
Do you pronounce BAME as one word or do you sound out each letter
sorry for all the times in the past i've said or posted disgusting shite, i'll do better.
bahmeh
>>226054294the E is is silent, you pronounce it as 'BAM!'
David Walliams, O.B.E.
Most convicts lived in London slums that were predominantly Irish, they were as young as 9 years old. Genuinely spiritual depraved founding.
I've seen quite a few fitness/manosphere people saying this sort of shit recently and it just isn't trueYou can get absolutely blackout, ratarsed, pissed as a fart on saturday and be back training absolutely normally on MondayA couple of years ago I had 2 strongman comps 2 weeks apart with a 3 day bender the weekend in between and absolutely blasted the second one winning 3 events
remember my name BAMEi'm gonna live forever
erm
>>226054118Truth
>>226054320this fag wouldn’t last 3 days in the army
>>226054319Mad how the Irish lowkey built the entire anglosphere
NEET island
Should I poo in my pjs?
>>226054370Cuck island
>>226054342things that make you go hmm
>>226054370And it lush
Right that's the curtains changed. Old ones probably been up for getting on a decade
it swapped names
>>226054357Or any team sport. I've played in rugby tournaments where you're drinking between games and absolutely steaming by the end
free lucy letby! she's not done nowt to those wee bairns
>>226054342
>>226054396I’ll rearrange your meat curtains
>>226054396It good for the mind to change your living space up a bit x
>>226054426done him
>>226053460latex isn't banned
Consider the burrow owl
>>226054427Exactly, can't stay in your smelly childhood bedroom forever
>>226054396How is the new fence?
>>226054449considering himwhy does he burrow
Never liked brand or Ross after they bullied Manuel
just wrote out a long post but deleted it
>>226054427So true>>226054459Nice. I need to take pictures to send to my family and friends to show them
Keir Starmer is banning ` gay porn ` next ok
>>226054466i was in year 4 when that happened and still find them distasteful
>>226054448my mistake!What does the government recommend it's citizen to wank their willy to?
>>226054248I kissed a pooey arse and I liked it
>>226054470did you find it therapeutic
>>226054466ross from friends?
>>226054485young cunt
not a weeb and generally dislike anime but i'm going to watch this one anime that a foid recommended to me so that we have something to talk about, all in an effort to eventually get her to take her knickers off in my presence
>>226054480no He cannot do that
>>226054486>What does the government recommend it's citizen to wank their willy to?Erotic literature with fictional characters probably
>>226054499im turning 30 in a few months
clicky ponting banned for 2 years it's over
like the two annoying popular cunts at the back of the class being retards
>>226054511how does it feel? any regrets?
>>226054342*button triggers the QI klaxon sound effect*
>>226054480*eyes glow red*like hell that bastard is...
>>226054486‘kis raping girls
>>226054495rather frustrating actually
>>226054521my history teacher in middle school was crazy, he would scream at me and the other kids sitting in the front because the kids sitting in the back were talking loudly, i think he was too roided up to realise how retarded it was.
>>226054511can't be right. i was in year 13 when that happened but i'm still a young man
>>226054485'99 ?
>>226054555i was talking about wapist and woss
>>226054524i feel my youth has escaped me, i haven’t matured from my early 20s and am dreading the prospect
>>226054564we are talking about the same thing right, when they called john cleese and made comments about his daughter and got banned from tv? i remember them talking about it on cbbc
getting harder and harder to find normal porn these days, the front pages of porn sites (which by the way are still unblocked for me) is full of degenerate shit like anal gangbangs, interracial, AI, and even straight up foul stuff like grannies and piss playthis must be what happens when you let indians into the same cyberspace environment that the white man uses
>>226054572I'm 31 and still feel like I should be in my early-mid 20s
Turning 30 in a mere 18 days.Getting older is a privilege denied to many
if you have love, you don't need anything else x
>I would’ve been in the same year as sackedtranny in school suddenly feeling better about my life
>>226054647I left secondary school in 2013
On the brink of raising a grievance at work because they keep asking me to do things.
>>226054605>john cleeseThey didn't call John cleese, they called Andrew Sachs - Manuel from Fawlty towers
>>226054664All boys school?
Not even Mousey squeals about "foids" and he's as incel as they get
>>226054664so did I, I left sixth form in 2015 and got an apprenticeship the same year, now im a mechanical design engineer
>>226054664and you're a bender in a dress
>>226054460He like it underground
>>226054459thieves guild ahh question
>>226054696ah okay, to be fair if I got the john cleese detail wrong I could’ve very easily got the year wrong too
>>226054664have a feeling youve been back a couple times since too
>>226054701No it was a mixed gender school>>226054711I left sixth form in 2015, dropped out of university at 2016, got a job at Greggs in 2016, tried killing myself at Greggs in 2022 and 2023, got unfairly dismissed from Greggs in 2023, started working at ALDI in 2023
Anyone seen anybody whining about fireworks then
The Krusty KWAB
um why were you attacking Afghanistan though
got called suicidal in greggs lads
>>226054737that’s a hell of a linkedin profile
>>226054747good post
so many uncs in their 30s heremust be utterly grim
>>226054765it's alright
>>226054747I think the ai may have used a frame from a meatloaf music video as reference
guys if your in the shop and you pay for your stuff but the x ray thing beeps when you walk out but there’s no security guard or worker there do you just keep walking or what
got a spare condom that i'm definitely never going to use for its intended purpose, might as well have a poshy
>>226054750Because they're soldiershope that helps leftypol x
>>22605476534, I'm doing alright
>>226054782I love it.
>>226054782lush
>>226054782what the duece?? this wasn’t on my bingo card for this thread!
>>226054782beautiful.
the anon yesterday may have had a point about miserable old women in this country ruining everything
>Place of birth:>Shrewsbury>Place of death:>Greggs
>>226054781You wait for a bit and look back at the cashier to see if they give you a thumbs up or say it's alright. It they don't say anything you give it a moment before leaving
of course janny deletes that faster than gore or tranny/gay porn
>>226054811that was youboring mong using 4chan as social media, go away
>>226054750This little mug couldn’t hack UK special forces selection so he went to Australia to do their easier version. Our culture? What culture your culture is pushups, running and shooting defenceless civillians - the second these tough guy “elite” special forces come up against any even semi competent they get rekt as seen in Africa recently
>>226054781one time it went off and made eye contact with the security guard the entire time I was walking out and he didn’t do anything
>try killing yourself at work twice>wtf why are sacking me
>>226054832shut up clown
once stole a tin of beans from aldi the x ray thing didn't even go off ok it's a scam ok
>>226054832LOL done him. Clearly was him with that SHIT video as well.
>>226054814literal lol
>>226054840
>>226054781bolg on
>>226054816are you like a security guard?
>>226054860It only goes off for stuff with a security tag lol
>>226054880like baby food
>>226054781you're supposed to come back later with a weapon and rob the place. in for a penny in for a pound
>>226054880so what's stopping shoplifters then
putting poppies all over my coat
>>226054912Nothing
>>226054912Me
>>226054737Mixed biological sex too, or just a few troons?
get it made
>>226054912Thou Shalt Not Stealeth
so is the new just not being made then? i'd do it myself but nobody wants a yank new
nonstop nut november is killing me
>>226054971hang in there gangchan
>>226054726NGL it was actually quite funnyhttps://youtu.be/U7IHJ66wj9g
the final /brit/
scanning for new...no new found
there was nothing wrong with early 2000s shagger culture, the world has gone to shit since then
>>226054980this video is ancientanyone that remembers it is an old man and definitely not a young one
samefagging your post from yesterday is brazy
>>226055015>>226055015>>226055015
why have you forsaken me
>>22605476533 and engaged hereI do feel like an unc these days desu culture has passed meLoved my mid 20s so much man those were the days
>>226054980i guarantee this had more influence with that jury than the testimony of those slags that took it up the arse
>>226055010I'm 28 and it happened when I was in primary school
