yeat edition
hi
Sainsburys chicken and bacon sandwich is quite grim these days
>>226057088she needs to be my gf ok
that's twice ive been banned now for telling mousenonce to fuck offi really do think he's got the janny in his pocket or is a janny himselfi'll be steering clear of him from now on
>>226057096think they always were mate
must have done about 8 hours of actual work in the past week of my ostensibly full-time job
>>226057096All supermarket produced sandwiches are grim. Can't fathom how lazy you have to be to subject yourself to such shite on a semi-regular basis.
>>226057117You can’t post the fomyegs
i've done 0 hours of work ever :/
any y'all niggas watched jujutsu kaisen? i'm watching it because the proto likes it and i want to be able to have something to talk about with her
>>226057143i should be allowed to post the admonishment
>>226057149That's what fake anime wannabes watch
think i'm currently ODing on opioids. gotta stay awake now because if i fall asleep i'm toast
any perverts in?
>>226057173common cody l
Diego can solve Solitaire in 3 moves
“Breaking Bad” star RJ Mitte’s manner of death has been revealed.The actor, who died at age 34 last month, died by suicide by hanging, according to an official inquest report obtained by Page Six.The Cameron County, Texas, document confirms Mitte was pronounced dead at 1:32 p.m. on Oct. 12.
>>226057157well that's odd because i generally don't like anime so i'm certainly not a "wannabe" as you put it
>Thomas Markle ARRESTED after FBI swoop on US care home over 'hoard of child sex abuse images and videos' so even the yank commoner in the royal family is closely connected to noncerymakes you think
>>226057146
>>226057186>looking at it>being confused by it >closing it
screaming at this
>>226057188how'd he managed to hang a noose with his spacky limbs?
>>226057192Living under a rock yea
Odious twerps
>>226057175yes mate how's it evening
listening to the music i’ve made ok
>>226057149is she a fujoshi?
>>226057192Meghan went around bragging in official statements that she knew about this for years. Then when people wondered why she didn't tell the police she lied and said she did then admitted she didn't
who are better, swedes or norwegians
taking heinous psychedelic pills
watching goat cleaning videos ok
>>226057237i had to google that because i'm not like you people. also no, she's a medical student
>>226057249swedes, but i’m slightly biased
id say norwegians because they give us a christmas tree every year at christmas but the swedes dont give us anything
how bad is it in Ireland if you have an English accent? Like I know I’m not going to be kneecapped or anything but will I get any grief? I’ve never been
Barred from the pub so im getting drunk on the benches in the tesco checkout area
>>226057249the Norwegians at least made Northern Journey, so them
>>226057249a swede is just a norwegian but gay so it depends on what you want really
>>226057280You only have 1 singular pub in your area?
>>226057249norwegians are true norsemen, swedes are gay autistic larpers
>>226057263Does that freak want to be a paediatrician, perchance?
>>226057249we love them both
>>226057273>>226057289>>226057297hurtful lies
nth for the holodem
>>226057309not a liehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trafalgar_Square_Christmas_tree
>Milburn review to call for young Neets to be located and tracked
>>226057301no, she already did pediatrics rotation and kids are apparently so filthy that she was getting sick all the time
you lads buying the standard or ultimate edish of gta 6
>>226057335already diddon't care if i get called cattle
>>226057335neither
>>226057295I can’t afford the others
>>226057335no point buying the ultimate, it's just going to get rereleased on ps6 in like 2 years and include all the stuff from the ultimate edition anyway
Can't wait to watch iShowSpeed play GTA VI. Highlight of the year, no decade.
>>226057335i don’t ok
>>226057188It not righthttps://youtu.be/nn5FsoCZtxo
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!
just pre-ordered GTA 5 after all this talk about it
>>226057274probably notto be honest you would probably get more grief in scotland than ireland
>>226057335I’ll play it 4 years after it comes out ok
>>226057335I was gonna get ultimate but it literally is just clothes and tattoos so I went with the standard one
>>226057324>sir, he hasn't moved from his smeggy bedroom for 8 days now. we should get someone to welfare check him
>>226057324don't want to participate in society sorry
adriana malaoadriana mayaalina aliamari anneamira westana foxxxariana aimesarie fayeashley aleighavery janebaby cakesbelotta brownbreyana the bodybrittney whitecamila taylorcecilia lionchanel skyechanell heartcherokee d'asscodi bryantdaisy cooperdaya knightDeana Dulcedemi sutradiamond jacksondulcemooonebony mystiqueellietheempressgogo fukmehalle hayesharley deanharmonie marquisehazel graceirenethedreamisabellemillerxjada firejade cargilljai james,janet jadejasmine webbjayla paigejaymee greenjenna foxxjezabel vessirjordy lovejosy blackjulie kaykandee lixxxkandie monaeekendall woodskiki minajkiki starkinsley karterkira noir (pre-boob job)kokohontaslayton bentonlia lovelylil_viralily starfirelola marieluna corazonmaseratixxxmegan vaughnmimi curvaceousmini stallionmoriah millsms londonms.yummymya maysnadia jaynatasha dulcenia naccinicole kittnina riveranoemie bilasnova savagenyna staxnyomi banxxxolivia jacksonolivia jayosa lovelypheona monroesarah bankssarai minxscarlet scandalseptember reignskin diamondskylar sunstacey adamsteanna trumpthickassdaphnetila flametori montanatyra mooretyra(mom pov)vanessa bluevictoria cakeszaawaadi
>>226057393stop this nonsense 1 in 10 people in Scotland are english born we are the same. Only clueless yanks try and big up some sort of beef between us there literally is none.
>>226057402>it literally is just clothes and tattoosNo it isn't, that's a complete lie on your part.
>>226057419grow up
>>226057419all me
>>226057375
wonder if rorke's done a poo today
>>226057419gp
>>226057430You get like guns aswell and/or camos? It’s something like that point being it’s cosmetic stuff it’s not like you get a different game or you get earlier access
>>226057419>cherokee d'ass
>>226057419Need more cosplaying queens on my timeline
>>226057456Very sad tits. But she is beautiful
>>226057425i don't mean like they would actually upset but more banter than in ireland
Can’t believe it’s only 5
>>226057402wrongjust admit you're poor
Just realised most of my job is doing ad hoc shit for my manager that has no real impact on the business and is just shit to make him look good to his bosses
>>226057492Please educate me then
>>226057488me looking at my kid that feel i've had all my life
>>226057494ktim
they cancelled gta 6 ok
>>226057368i’m looking forward to mousey’s stream on xmas
>leave /brit/ unattended for 10 minutes after being on a roll with the thought-provoking and funny posts>come back>no (You)sthe fuck are you nonces playing at?
ladies breasts
>>226057373why did you respond with the sloppiest of ai slop youtube linksweird nigga
watching some fucking boring arthouse film purely so I seem all clever
>>226057575which one?
https://lichess.org/streakdo your best ok
>>226057575intriguing
MY GRANDPA CARRIED WWII IM GOING TO THE CLUB
remember when the porn industry was going to send two performers (johnny sins and eva lovia if i'm not mistaken) into space to shoot the first sex scene in space ever?
>>226057561banned by woke
my infected tooth has gone awayit might come back
AOTY?
had my last ever brother sister incest xev bellringer wank last nightthankfully i will be in canada soon and will be tugging my slippery sausage to her and bettie bondage before bed in my nice hotel room
Freemasons run the country
if rockstar came out and said they had found a major issue with the game they have to postpone it another year I would genuinely consider killing myself in real life for real
why are men attracted to a baby's food store? are they nonces
remember when limmy got his cock out on stream
Scottish “people” are literally subhuman>angry, aggressive mongs>cry about colonialism (they did it as well)>hideously ugly>put on a weird accent and call it a “language”>deep fry things that should never be deep fried>such a huge issue with alcohol that licensing laws were changed for them>most drug deaths out of any European country>2/3’s of the population addicted to smack >the third that isn’t is because they’re on methadone for the rest of their lives>begged for independence only to vote against it because they realise that, at their core, they’re a needy parasiteHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>226057660steal food from baby
>>226057652that is honestly pretty sad man
>>226057688candy from a babythat's like taking milk from a tit
>>226057682if you met me you'd change your mind
that's made me really angry that post has. Reading posts on the internet gets me all riled up and angry, I take them all very seriously.
>>226057652i feel we're in a dangerous place with young mens suicide after the release of this game
>>226057516I was considering adding “pm” to the end of that post so no one would make this stupid joke but I didn’t think anyone would actually bother
two middle-aged women at my work who previously had cancer but were in remission have both had their cancer return in the last 2 monthsthey must be releasing cancer molecules into the air within the workplace
looking at old family photobooksmad they used to do this
>>226057652grow up little boy
get the 'tex posted
/brit/ meet. But disaster. We all have to share a bed. What happens then
>>226057797probably go home
>>226057797We fuck, obviously
bloody nora mate im gay as all get out
>>226057797GAY SEX! IS NICE!
>>226057797um gay sex
Just saw a webm of this naked guy having his dick and balls eaten by a dog
any nice ladies 25-33 in the Manchester area who would like to go out tonight?
chase infiniti is so fucking fit
>>226057842D: diego that isn’t christian of you
>>226057842wow deegs, nice to see you finally proud to be you
Went shop but forgot to get a Shropshire Star newspaper as per mumbergs request so I had to go back and get the newspaper, as well as some Felix cat food
>>226057858
>>226057797reckon the pooey arse smell would be unbearable
+1 to my postcount
>>226057858mousey posted that during his bihourly helter skelter melter
Can I post a racism, lads?THERE'S SOME FUCKING POLISH FUCKING CUNT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOME BLABBERING AWAY IN HIS FUCKING POLISH FUCKING LANGUAGE AND IT'S ANNOYING AS FUCKThanks for listening, lads.
>>226057863how so
Caveman Rorke stirring cement in a pelican's mouth
>>226057149yh it's peak
Also saw an old guy I know he has some dogs that always recognise me and rush to see me so I stroke them. He told me his wife died a few months ago made me feel sad
when the poo hits your jap's eyewhen you're bumming a guythat's gay porn-aayyy
>>226057149i'm one piece only x
had the heating on at 21c all day but i'm still quite coldmight do a few hours at 23c
>>226057887beatles came on the radio just as I posted thattheir influence truly can still be found today >>226057884surprised that name doesn’t result in an instanban
We are all incels.
>>226057862hi did this message go through? x
>>226057563that's not AI bozo
jap's eye gotta be my favorite bong slang, chebs being a runner up
>>226057915Stroke me mama like a wagon wheel. Ohhhh mmama stroke me
nobody’s really a virgin life fucks us all
Interlinked. Why don't you say that 10 trillion times? Interlinked.
>>226057926twink
>>226057947it’s chaps eye now you sinophobe
i want to sniff rhea seehorn's hair
>>226057947my favourite racial slur is easily "chinaman"
>>226057959YER OWN FACKING SAHN
>>226057881and thats before all the gay sex
im saying it again. honey the greatest invention of all time. it works on everything
catberg still not recovered from the explosions yesterday
>>226058043have you tried it on poo?
>>226058043not sure that's an invention
>>226058043hot honey pizza frfr ong :skull:
My catbergs don't care about fireworks but one did get scared when he heard the road sweeper going past
these days, women won't even get their fannies out for you unless you pay them (or pay them in a roundabout way like by buying them gifts and taking them to nice restaurants and providing a place for them to live)it's NOT right lads, it's not right at all
>>226058069dickhead bees invented it
>>226057149i watched first seasonthat's shit's for retards
>>226058020them niggas have a slur for every race in the planet, i mean they're the fathers of racism so you should expect that but still
I ADORE the Oriental women. I have the FEVER.
>>226058099yeah well i'm doing it in the pursuit of pussy, so we'll see who has the last laugh, won't we young man?
Who does this dumb slag think she is. Every woman thinks she's special and in a position of power. Should I just unmatch her?
Just found out Stephen “the gay” Fry said that the victims (children) of Rotherham grooming gangs were prostitutes
Had sloppy shite this morning after last nights ‘kizza and I obviously didn’t wipe well enough because I get a waft of shit smell whenever I stand up. Not gonna bother washing it today though or changing undies as I’m not going out and nobody is coming here
Cindy Hope, now she was a wank
>>226058121decensor your responses
If any man acted this way they get the cold shoulder quick. Or better yet maybe I'll jump through her hoops, get a date and stand her up. That would be absolute gold kek
>>226058121She must have a great incel radar
ever young person now has sensory issues with food. not just the autistics. they're all pale and undernourished . if this is who you're counting on paying your pension you're fucked
>>226058144Why?
I shall be taking Olivia Rodrigo home for Christmas (as per her request in her new Christmas song)
>>226058150Looks like an old woman
>>226058116some of them are alright
her victory will only increase our reputation as terf island>be 57 spoilt rich potty mouth housewife>immediately at war with loud black american woman>loud black american woman evicted>grumpy black london woman becomes new nemisis after accusing her of le microaggressions>grumpy black london woman evicted>pansexual trans ally 'witch' woman enters>mocks pansexual trans ally 'witch' woman relentlessly>calls a chinese takeaway a chinky>told the disabled girl with no limbs that people with no limbs are freaky>unleashed a barrage of hilarous fat jokes on an incredibly obese somalian lass>tells a mutt muslim yoof he looks like he'd stab someone with a machete>other evicted housemates say she said racist stuff that was cut from the show>says she will spend the money on horses and handbags>beats pansexual trans ally 'witch' woman in the final vote>comes out to deafening boos with a big smile on her face
>>226058166would love to properly mince her bumhole but alas my 5 inch wonder would be nothing compared to the melatonin meatsticks she's presumably had already
just been wanking over lily lou, she is absolute filth, the most perverse nympho i've ever seen who wasn't an eastern european sex trafficking victim.. shame she got fat.
pre-ordered gay bf for christmas
>>226058164i want to read them>>226058150wtf does she need to get preggers or what
You know what niggas don't talk enough about?That bit in Bleach where Aizen catches Ichigo's sword and stops his theme song that played whenever Ichigo was guaranteed a win. They call that subverting expectations don't they, in like literaries and that
>>226058225Santa's sack will be empty
Twitch stream tonightEnough of the nonsense.I'm taking Sacked Tranny down
>>226057962I would but there’s a character limit
Alina LiAsa Akira Jade KushKalina RyuKianna DiorKya TropicLondon KeyesMika TanNicole DoshiSharon LeeTigerr Benson
emptied on my face hopefully
>>226058247um
>>226058242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUBn2x3kR9kichigo got it back in blood
right.
>>226057064
AI doing mathy computer science stuff that i dont understand again
>>226057984diarrhoea = rhea seehorn
>>226058216grim woman
>>226058207Based but how did she win
>>226057948-$1 from your bank account balance
>>226058288do anime people actually think this is cool?
>>226058228I used to post them but you'll criticise what ever I say. I could say the best likes ever and you'll tell me I don't know how to talk to women. The mentality here is very immature
>>226058319
>>226058343You're mentally ill
where can i buy the ultimate edition for Life?
>>226058343bizarre
>>226058276>Alina Lidunno her>Asa Akirawanked to her slippery massage scenes>Jade Kushwanked to her>Kalina Ryusounds like a jap and dont know her>Kianna Diorwanked to her, arse wanked to her, ate my own cum for her>Kya Tropicno idea>London Keyespossibly wanked to her>Mika Tannot wanked to her>Nicole Doshinot wanked to her>Sharon Leenot wanked to her>Tigerr Bensonwanked to her a lot but only really that one scene with emma butt when they do dirty ATM
sir Stuart Cottonbelly Matthewman
>>226058351You are if your mind doesn’t go there ngl
We don't really get asian american porn stars any more
>>226058331you're autistically seething at a woman for basically no reasonyou're a virgin and do have no idea how to talk to women which is why people tlel you that
I'm not taking my sneakers off
>>226057088Sauce?
lmao at the ''''russian'''' threats that are being dished out to EU airlines mad how israel dont even put effort in anymore, just a chat gpt threat with the most random russian sounding name they can muster up
>>226058288Remember watching those episodes when they first aired>Ichigo sword catch>breaking kurohitsugi>pulling that nigga into the mountains away from the townMust be what black people feel like when they see magic tricks
>>226058368Go wipe your arse Rajesh
>>226058368heatherfungus
>>226058331This level of cowardice why that woman's giving you this nonsense.
+1 to my repliescount
>>226058377Wish I could tell you fella saved it time ago
Gonna go jerk off Posts to be made though
Don't copy me, parasite
>>226058371westernised asians are no good. you want the real deal.
Searching for posts with the username ‘Spamiam’. Returning only first 5000 of 27720 results found.And I have the most postscounts >>226058420Kys
>>226058386I’m white>>226058390Don’t know what that means
sir Elon Musk
thread in a shambles
pawasite
>>226058322She's Jewish and has TV connections
you're not allowed to count your posts
Lightbulb head
Tilde won't be able to post here after Mousey's takedown tonight
Add 4 to my repliescount
>>226058466i've got a head like that ffs
>>226058466Scared of going bald in case I look like that
>>226058436https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/190cm%20Master%20Race/sorry mate you've been mogged
what sort of cheeky things have you lot done recently?
>>226058395+1 to my repliescount
>>226058486Lied to my mum
>>226058486Suffocated my nieces hamster in my arse and told her it ran away
>>226058494tell her you were heterosexual?
>>226058394>>226058372What are you guys on about? You're seriously trying to give me advice? Look at your lives.
>>226058484He had other names tooLike lisicki's lover and some others after he 'left'
>>226058524She's fit in like 1 generation of more white man
>>226058526Told her I’ve been applying for jobs
>>226058494I shouted at mumberg because she let the colours run on my “Son of a Glitch.” pixel art t shirt and smashed the remote so she can’t watch coronation street
>>226058560英語でおk
>>226058532i mean you're a virgin and i'm not so
>>226058577scr
>>226058577Are you a girl
just donated blood and the nurse said to avoid alcohol for the rest of the day lmao imagining her face when she sees me walk straight into the pub across the street
Bloody catbergs running about chasing each other making a racket
Fuck nigga
>>226058532you came for adviceain't nobody make you post these chats for us and then tell us you got upset by it when it happened before
>>226058623do you get money to do that?
some trannies are actually fit especially the bimbo oneswouldn’t want to fuck them but do like looking at them don’t want to see their cock either but I like knowing it exists just don’t want to see it just know that it is there
>>226058623get steaming more quickly too x
>Russell Brand is 'petrified' in prison and admitted fears to wife Laura on camera days before guilty verdictABSOLUTELY BLOODY POO SCREAMING
+1 to my postscount
>>226058623Did you yh
Forgot Russell Brand used to shag Katy Perry back when she was fit
>>226058640parklife
remember that video of that bloke shagging a tranny
she hate it hello ok
>>226058635Well I save money on beer so kinda
>>226058640on mumsnet they are saying they groomed his wife when she was a teenager is this true
British women are just the worst on the planet
might get on the beer a wee bit early today
Chippy tea with dogberg
>>226058662She fucks horses I can tell
>>226058640runtoidRussell Brand genuinely did nothing wrongHe's a born Shagger
>>226058669Wouldn’t surprise me he’s a giganonce after all isn’t he
Can see fireworks but can't hear them
if russell brand had been on my wing I would’ve had that neek cleaning my cell on his hands and knees
>>226058652Retard
>>226058662Mad how a horse could be under that table with it's huge balls and the dick still wouldn't be fully shown poking out under the table up her chest
>>226058319she makes up for it by being an entity of pure sluttiness
>>226058708Got the opposite problem
rorke after wining the lotto
>>226058702Well if he likes rough non-consensual anal sex so much he’s going to love Wandsworth!
Happy Friday you lovely people! Now it is the end of the week, we have been grafting hard. The vans are parked up, the warehouse is locked up and I’m not forgetting about the office legends their computers have been switched off. Got a couple of friends coming round tomorrow night to let off some fireworks in the garden and I’m making them all a nice big chilli con carni, that’s why I’ve got 3.6kg of the finest Angus minced beef! Have a fantastic day evening you lovely lot. Bosh
>>226058690fomyeg
>>226058727roar
>>226058640wonder when he'll get a cheeky stab stab
they play some awful shite on 6 music now
>>226058738wouldn't be surprised if Russell Brand does well in prison. He's rich, a reformed druggie, "religious" (on paper), very charismatic, a known shagger, and can handle himself physically (purple belt BJJ).probably end up running the wing
>>226058727s
>>226058744wasnt really roarworthy
She fucks horses btw. (I'm a horse)
I like jason takes manhattan idgaf
What's your shagger level lads? By number of different women shagged.>Shagger Apprentice (1 shag)>Shagger Novice (2-4 shags)>Shagger Initiate (5-10 shags)>Shagger Knight (11-20 shags)>Shagger Expert (21-35 shags)>Deputy Shagmaster (36-55 shags)>Vice Shagmaster (56-80 shags)>Shagmaster (81-99 shags)>Grand Shagmaster (100-499 shags)>Supreme Shagmaster (500-999 shags) >Shagbeast (1000+ shags)
>>226058751>a reformed druggieallegedly
>>226058754scream
Wots 4 din dins?
>>226058771if you count women I should have shagged but couldn't get it up then I'm an initiate if not I'm a novice
>>226058751Didn’t ask for a lore dump on your nonce bf mate
>>226058770for me it's jason x
>>226058771i'm technically a novice shagger but one gf i was with for 6 years and another 8 so have done a fair amount of sexo
>>226058786visited by the dog who looks at fat cunts?
'ippy 'ea 'ith 'og 'erg
>>226058797thanks x
>>226058751I think that if you are rich many people will help him as protection to then he paying them once he is out.
>>226058786Paki owned but what can you do.
>>226058771Shagbeast
>>226058690>>226058721What's all this about then
Horse cock.
>>226058831mousey
how long do you even get for a rape I swear the 'ki gangs were out in a couple of years and that's worse
>>226058842this
>>226058830your dads dead LMAO
>>226058602I'll literally post a video of me having sex if you like, you weirdo. How do you just assume things and hope that they're true to make yourself feel better?Anyone can have sex with a nasty hag, well done mate. Thumbs up
>>226058852+1 to my repliescount
band was locked up for his religious social media commentary and anti vaccine speeches
>>226058857>I'll literally post a video of me having sex if you like, you weirdogo on then
>>226058879>>226058879>>226058879
>>226058857Do it then
>band
dont use that one
>>226058857so you won't post some text replies because you're embarrassed, but you're willing to post a video of you actually having sexvery believable indeed!
>>226058634Didn't come for advice. I'm glad you criticised me though. It's proof that you have pre made replies. You didn't even get to see what I sent and you said I don't know how to speak. Beyond retarded
>>226058869Brand on the Run
>>226058896ok x
Rorke reposting supportive tweets about Russell Brand from left-wing figures when he was left-leaning a decade ago and nothing was known about his sexual offences and saying “see, they’re paedos too!”
>>226058902>Should I just unmatch her?you did come for advice you didn't even get any seethe on
>>226058846one paki got 9 years for raping 12 girls
i've got a great idea for an appbut even if i vibecode it, then what?how do i get people to hear about it and download it
