latex edishold: >>226061006
im giving free blowjobs to American men ok
Don't see _______ BBC on the log any more much do you
i'm black
the anon that has a fetish for latex and inexplicably linking the old thread even though nobody cares
>>226062545hi
leftypol really thinks it's comically evil not to destroy nature and put in soulless superstore #23893587 instead of a nice field that children can grow up playing in?im very confused by that. what are they like, seriously?
>>226062542my wife is black
>>226062545>inexplicably linking the old threadmost obnoxious gimmick ever, hope that lad dies.
>>226062529>>226062539>>226062542Well we’re off to a good start aren’t we
who remembers white dog poodont see that any more do you
love saying o algo all of a sudden dont you?
>Delete Your Porn or Risk Prison: UK's New Law Targets Fake Incest, Strangulation and Other Categories
>>226062506>I don't care where the money comes from desuyou wouldn't care if the money came from selling cocaine and stabbing people?
can't wait to meet the proto in real life so i can do milk milk lemonade at her
>>226062561You can attach poppy seeds to fireworks and set those in fields
>>226062561There are no children in bath due to people like this, it’s for old people and londoners who can afford second homes
hate fireworks they really trigger my noise autism
I've watched a lot of amateur porn and white women just don't react to white men the same way they do with black guys
>>226062578que será será o algo
>>226062571don't really think its the most obnoxious gimmick ever though is it
>>226062630it is. i've been here since 2014 and i've never seen anything half as annoying
>>226062584Okay fair pointI don't care that the money comes from people wanking, at least.
>women figure out to just say, oh, if you like harry potter genderbend girl then just become harry potter, with [thing you like] and be romanticOk I willI will start doing THIS
>>226062614so? grandkids coming to visit can play there instead, why do you want a lidl so badly in some retirement home area anyway
im really not smart enough to understand politics because Nigel Farages hero is Enoch Powell yet his right hand man is Zia YusufI don’t get it
>>226062580Does this count?
>>226062602i watched her youtube channel ok
poppybabble
the old linker is the same lad who posts the meal deals, the takeaways. saddest cunt here
>>226062647Never proof read one of your own posts then no?
righto i'll have to delete my cache now
Actually mental how brainrotted male zoomers are and how they'll do anything to become Tiktok famous
Need to go plant some poppy seeds to grow a bouquet
Just want Andy Burnham to know that I didn't open that webm
>>226062659Didn’t even know she had one. Is she from England?
>>226062580>fake incest banned>real incest legalYOOKAY moment
reading mousey's grey squirrel posts on the archive and howling
>>226062653don’t think kids are playing in some fenced off neglected field mate
screaming at the lad who wanted a handful of (You)'s and got a fistful of NOTHING lmao
my browser background on my computer (I had to go Google something about the wind)
>>226062695that place looks great for sports what are you even on about lmao
>>226062688https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaru5ggXwU_lxo-y5GuVt-wshe's from wales i think
I do better with women abroad because I can just lie about everything about me
>>226062678
>>226062215i fucking hate this gay planet
my browsers background (me and Canadaanon having sex (him as the top))
>>226062614everyone in bath is actually a clone its truly something. had a train that stopped there and 100s of identical public school educated looking people got on at the same time
>replying to his own post from 20 minutes ago in the old
>>226062672lad come on you can do better than that
>>226062726Keep shagging your ugly fat tiktok famous gf
>Him as the top
Alysa Liu, I love you
>>226062718Bath has plenty of actual sports fields already
teach me how to dougie
Alysa Liu has gone Woke and it's so, so incredibly sad to see. Such a pretty girl, beautiful even. But the cracks are starting to show. Seeing that NASTY tattoo is a clear WARNING. To any Young Man romantically interested in her I would say BE CAREFUL!
I know I’m not the only one who drives for a living here so I will reccomend you the meta glasses very fuckinf cool and you can talk to AI and ask it questions about anything while you drive handsfree
>>226062769nobody likes a soggy bottom
>>226062754you dont know me
>>226062647i think you must be quite easily annoyed
>>226062791you can do that with a phone
any handsome misogynists in?
>>226062725the real pill is learning that you can do that here toowomen just love being flattered and wanted, that's literally all there is to iteven married women succumb when you make it clear a wedding band isn't putting you off
Here comes the BOOM
so truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj-C_mi5Tnc
i can't get a gf because of jewhypergamy o algo o algo the blackpill im a mtn and i cant get a ltb o algo
>>226062656goodness gracious
>>226062829Holy shit I’ve been to that pub
>>226062850you've do'll nothing
every time I even make eye contact with a woman my brain goes “YOU ARE AN UGLY FREAK YOU ARE AN UGLY FREAK YOU ARE AN UGLY FREAK YOU ARE AN UGLY FREAK YOU ARE AN UGLY FREAK”I don’t like my brain
>>226062811i've been nothing but a picture of patience with you lads tonight despite you constantly trying wind me up because of my flag
>>226062829is the manslaughter charge worth it to look like a hard man in front of your gf
>i need lidl to afford eggsnot sure if this is comical or depressing
>>226062829that bald cunt is such a retard. hope he's in prison
>>226062829you could literally kill someone like that
>>226062771>we support this!>*gets criticised*>um... it was pure proceduralism, we just heckin love procedure which decided this as an apolitical decision so you can't ever criticise it or else o algo
thinking about russel brand
Women, not jews, are the problem.
>>226062881Clearly not bald, he’s a silver fox Speccy mong
how do i buy cheap chinese shit and sell online for profits
>>226062868boo hoo nigga
AND MOAB IS MY WASH-POT!
>>226062881he didn't even touch her arse, just her hips
>>226062829do women like this i dont think they do do they
>>226062779fuck off four eyes
MY 20:00 CUP OF TEA WAS VERY NICE
>>226062864Pretty sure it’s in botley, Southampton, don’t remember the name
>>226062895you are the incel "nigga"
>>226062829that’s fucking badass ngli was in a situation a few years ago where a man said something horrible to my mum in front of me and my mum looked at me like she wanted me to do something but i fucking bottled it and did nothing I was 17 to be fair but still it absolutely haunts me even now
>>226062770
>>226062924is it true that women are more likely to achieve orgasm during rape and that rapes are statistically more likely to result in pregnancy?someone ask the machine for me please
>>226062668genuinely no clue why you would think this
>>226062924yeh
>>226062944It’s a lot easier if you’ve had a few pints, I’ve been in a few scuffles when drunk but im a bit of a wimp when sober
Y'all remember Space Raiders??
>>226062956what the fuck are you talking about
>>226062952you can just feel that primordial East Asian blubber of the Siberian winters on that raccoon, a people raised on animal fat before they ever came to know flied lice
>>226062982no
>>226062924Of course they do, women like feeling desired her fella is literally risking 12 years in prison for her while also physically dominating another man in front of her
rang the police on the local cex for distributing game of thrones. what they get for offering me a fiver for 15 skylanders silly cunts
>>226062507That's very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?>>226062529Gay cunt
>>226062937just looked through all the pubs in botley on google and it doesnt look like any of them
500 quid to service my Mercedes. it not right. it a robbery i might say
>>226063013get over here and let me suck you off faggot
>>226062995not exactly hard to physically dominate some spastic who's pissed out of his mind give him a punch but dont fucking kill him maybe
>>226063025I’ll try and find it, that area with the pool table is identical
>>226062984just standard incel-babble
Anyone drunk?
>>226062981But only when the other person is also pissed too surely?
Dear Anon,You have a Universal Credit appointment at 08:30am on Monday 9 November 2026 for 20 minutes.Check your appointment to-do and journal for more details.From,Universal Credit
have this man arrested
>>226063009double check those skylanders online mate there's some proper rare oneshad a golden one that goes for a couple hundred now but I sold it on ebay as part of a collection for far lesswhat a fucking cunting nigger mistake
>>226063031Not the point > her fella is literally risking 12 years in prison for her
lady helen folasade adu
>>226062370the robots will usher in our glorioyus new future THOUGH
>>226063060dunst was 7 years older in spiderman?never knew that
trigger happy sex arse
>You have a Universal Credit appointment at 07:30am on Saturday 7th November 2026 for 20 minutes.>Check your appointment to-do and journal for more details.
>>226063061cheers for the tip off pal, will have a look tomorrow, theyre me nephews so ive not got them here to check.Almost feel bad for telling the police the cex had unethical porno now
coop you will be blessed my my presence shortly
about time they made a robot what wipes arses
Already ate a ham cob and a biscoff cheesecake but fancy the tony's choc in the fridge
>>226062984The questions were pretty self explanatory, you dribbling retard
*scores an amazing goal and wins the big game*
early 2000s were a bit mental ayemad you could just go around grabbing women like this
Aura.
We like MouseWe don't like EW ok
>>226063060he was 18 in 2001 and 1996 but 21 in 2000?
still feel sick and all my muscles hurt and i keep shitting out foul smelling brown water
>>226063060i love how the middle pic seems to say think im a creep? ye well i dated an older woman, check mate leftypol
EW currently bouncing on my cock incase you were wondering where she is
>>226063131get him cancelled pronto
>>226063143AIDs?
“women expire at 25" you're balding at 22 and your sperm deteriorates at 30.
Maybe don't drink copious amounts of alcohol then ok
you can take a shroom that takes you to the stars, nowI can take the shroom that will see me through
tmi
>>226063060thats not rashida jones
>>226063108s
>>226063164How's the kids?
>>226063138don't think too hard, mongboy
>>226063131Davina was doing more mental stuff off camera
right well there's just straight up tranny porn on the front page of pornhub. i did NOT switch the setting to the gay section
>>226063164some of the most sexually desirable men are bald
>>226063162could be226063173havent been drinking
>>226063164don't care what you think. and even if you're objectively right (which you aren't) i still wouldn't care
>>226063210eh are you a fckin bigot rorke.wank to it wank to it now
>>226063173>>226063229thought you two had each other filtered or something
>>226063244neither of us ever filter one another really
when I was younger my guinea pig died so we left it in his hutch and we were going to bury him in the morning but my older brother came home on mdma and he was literally lying on the floor cuddling a fucking dead guinea pig while crying his eyes out and talking to it like it were human and could talk back
Gooning rn.
>>226063226idk mate
>>226063254ever fuck either of them up the arse?
thread theme musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvwj4f1xYDo
>>226063060he was banging Kirsten Dunst while 7 years younger than her impressive
i think we should give mousey nuclear launch authorisationi just think it would be a good laugh
>>226063226correcthe did die last week though so don't think it counts
>>226063254sounds like you're an emotionless automaton and your brother is the only one in your family with normal human feelings x
if i type the most prompts into claude i might just get that promotion at toil
life ends at 25-30 depending on how you ageit also ends at 0 if you were born with bad genetics
at your school, did any of the boys have girlfriends older than them?
>>226063262mamma mia! issa di disco di italia eyyy ohhh
>>226063284
>>226063164> Al Pacino welcomed his fourth child, a son named Roman Pacino, in June 2023 with his then-girlfriend, film producer Noor Alfallah, when he was 83 years old.Find me one woman who’s given birth at 83 years old and I’ll give you my carSide note i just found out that faggot Timothy chalomet is playing Al Pacinos role in the new Heat movie
>>226063164https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_fathersyou were saying, kitten?
Leftypol's Big Pooey Night In
KICK THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANENIGGER
>>226063306one lad who had a full beard and was 6ft at 13. he had a bird who was 17.saw him recently and he's literally exactly the same. I've out-aged him :(
on the 'cohol again for no reason
>>226063312yelping
>>226062944so badass to overreact like a simp yeh you should have definitely stood up for her though just not throw a massive haymaker
>>226063293age is the worst categorisation for children at school.
>>226063340
>>226063289don’t get me wrong I cried when he died too but I was only 13 I knew you don’t start cuddling a dead cold animal that’s not normal m8
>>226063348it friday
>>226063272tyson fury, christian clay, zinedine zidane, virgil van dijk, andrew tate, jason statham honestly think you've shagged more than them?
>>226063363hold on a minute is that who I think it is
tree rex fleshlight
eating mustard sandwiches because bread and mustard are all i've got in my evil incel lairwatching my weight and all so i must overcome the almighty feat of resisting the urge to get the 'za delivered
Sir Dead Bod
>>226063310It's not bad actually, I thought it was gonna be some eurodance trash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4kY7s-bcSIcrazy cover and pictures though, made me laugh
>>226063374>christian claybased
>>226063340is that what king Burger King said, I’ve never watched the full video
>>226063376yeah meryl streep played thatcher
>>226063385go to the corner shop
>>226062829>OI CUNT, NO ONE SEXUALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSES ME MISSUS 'CEPT ME!
meryl strap on
>>226063367anything is possible on an e
>>226063374Is van dijk bald now?
>>226063312hwl
>>226063385the only options for food in america are mustard sandwiches and pizza
>>226063405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqxGzawZPqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohl-ZN2yBSE
it`s ` heatherfungus ` ok !!
angela rayner sticking her foot down my throat until i go blue in the face
>>226063470dangerous and illegal
>>226063363michael portillo next to him
>>226063374they arent attractive cos they are bald they are attractive cos they are big.
>>226063385eat some protein you fat retard not empty carbs and mustard
>>226063293>life ends at 25-30 depending on how you agewhy
>>226063482big?
It’s really funny how every beer has a 0 alcohol equivalent just so they can advertise on daytime tv
tom scott's new bird is fit
>>226063325
tim still has a chance to develop his acting career and reach hollywood superstardom
>>226063385smoke splegs not spliffs
>>226063359Not really a simp if it’s your mum though. I did think about it but my autistic brain was going a million miles a minute and I couldn’t see any way it not resorting to physical violence to be honest I still can’t if 2 men start going at it verbally and both of them are up for it I don’t see how it doesn’t end in violence
>>226063325i know it's not quite what you're looking for but for some reason indian women tend to have this ability to get pregnant and give birth for way longer than typica, like into their 60s and 70sindians really are like vermin, they just breed and breed and breed and you can't stop them, for every one you dispose of another 10 willl take its place. and guess what? they're coming to your country someday soon to steal your job and throw garbage everywhere
rorkefire night
>>226063359low test
>>226063516im talking about the webm posted in the thread, not your motherunironically if you took an unavoidable ass whooping standing up for someone in your family it's better than doing nothing. but that's just my opinion
>>226063525THIS is the brit team
>>226063532yeah well done mate that's a jpg not a webm
burnhamberg banning every unique type of porn except this one
>>226063535ur just a spasticated brute if youd mong out and go for the nuclear option instantly sorry
>>226063525umpigs x
>>226063532
>>226063525
>/brit/
>>226063559Are they really doing this? What's the location so I can be sure to avoid it x
>>226063535another confusing low inhib for high test episode is it
Going on my 2nd date with Olivia Rodrigo tomorrow
>>226063511he's too deep into his performance art and still wants to do more with the character
Robots (2005) said trans rights
>>226063564harry potter and the restore party
>>226063579eshuta?
>>226063560>>226063577>if a man feels up your woman in front of you, try to talk it over with him and explain why that hurts your feelings
get the stella cox DP scene wanked to
quite enjoy how much it rattles UoM students when they see a fella in eyeliner
>>226063564braindead animals
rorke: my lifeleftypol: his liferorke: my lifeleftypol: his liferorke: my life a gay pooooooornn!!!!leftypol: his life a gay pooornnn, his life his life a gay pooornnn
zootopia (2016) was really just a ripoff of robots (2005), albeit with much better execution
>>226063609hit him yes dont almost kill him instantly not that hard to understand
>>226063508thought you were jokingabsolutely mad
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST, GENTLEMEN!
judy hopps could dom me
name a better foodprotip: you can't
thought tom scott was gay
>>226063636would
>>226063632zootopia is good ok we like it
>>226063564terrible people
>>226063636?i meant natalie
>>226063655Tom Scott & The L.A. Express
>>226063564rule britannia britannia rules the bames
>>226063546But you replied to me not the Webm?I still think about 7 years on and I’ve weighed up every out come but then I think what if I tried to stand up to him and got knocked out one punch and I was on the floor stiff and spazzing out? My mum would have that image of me in her head forever, the only scenario where I win is if I beat the guy up but I was 17 and this guy was like 29
>>226063609>if a man who is clearly drunk does something stupid you should risk going to prison >you either need to throw a wild haymaker or be a bitch about ityeah?
>>226063634any punch could kill a drunk guy
>>226063666yeah i'd totally fuck that bunny
u guys post funny image macros
>>226063650don't like when it starts sprouting arms and legs, evil creature
>>226063627but enough about the migrants amirite
Spotify wrapped out tomorrow x
>25% of Birmingham’s residents are actively contributing to the economy>80% are on some type of benefitsWell
>>226063685yeahim not even sure you’d get prison if he died, you could argue you were provoked
>>226063655he should do a video where he introduces himself as being balls deep inside his mate!
>>226063703thought that weren't until dec?
>Warren Buffett farting in the face of every zoomer AI investor
hignfy should be a laugh after all the brand business
>>226063714would shag the lot, except the top left corner, looks a bit too blokeish
>>226063714would
newborns don't have kneecaps little freaks
shutin incel saying 'my type' like any of those women would ever look at you
I've seen porn of the zootopia rabbit but I haven't seen zootopia so I'm watching zootopia rabbit clips now to gain an understanding of her canonical personality
>>226063325heat has homosexuel undertones
>>226063636That podcast Lateral he does is FUUUUUCKING SHITEYou lot would like it, it has that same unjustified smug feel to it that Only Connect has
>>226063755ktim
>>226063766everything does if you're a gay freak
>>226063766i respect your opinion but you’re a gay retard
>>226063692got to boil it asap, put it down quick. peel it. mash it. stick it in a stoo
literally can barely read rright now because i'm tripping balls on sleep deprivation and opioids
>>226063718Clearly you have no idea how the legal system works, if this guy had to go hospital you’d easily get a GBH charge if he died you’d get manslaughter, in no circumstance you’d get off for this lmao
2027 AFC Asian Cup, scheduled to be hosted by Saudi Arabia in January, has been postponed from Jan-Feb 2027 to Nov-Dec 2027, due to the ol' war.Heartbreaking stuff.
>>226063712judypops
need to slow down on the drinking a little bit only got this 1 vodka has to last me the whole night it’s only 9 oclock like
>>226063796it would be abh
just made my dinner with homosexual undertones
>>226063718you say you're not even sure, and my original post said "risk" going, not that you will surely gogoing to spin my computer chair away from my 9999 monitors to my whiteboard and tally this as another win
>>226063405it's too far to walk and my car's fucked>>226063437it would appear that way yes, this is my little slice of the american dream
the homosexual undertones are headlining glasto
>>226063796people have been let off for much worse for crimes of passion
>>226063825actually idk
>>226063496what part of "this is all i've got" did you not understand?
Instagram is the socially acceptable blend of Onlyfans and TinderIt has the biggest women user ratio for a reason
>>226063722I know I was tricking you lol
>>226063825It would be abh if he didn’t have to go to hospital
dying general
>>226063858don't care ok
>>226063866you can get your nose broken and its still abh gbh is if its life threatening
>>226063695no
CAZZATA MALANGA
reminder the new porno laws are just so its easier for police to get raid warrants. prisons are full so nobody will go nick for this alone its to tack onto other shit
Recieved the Holy Communion just then
67
>>226063866I got mugged once and had to go to hospital for an exam, they didn’t find anything so he got done for abh instead of gbh
do you think "kaitlyn" is a fat girl's name?also can you give me examples of fat girl names?
>>226063851They also haven’t. Do you really want to risk years in prison on a coin flip, doubt your odds are even that good
>>226063854may as well fast thenyou're just making yourself hungrier
you guys realise that onlyfans is the futureit's so easy for women to make tons of money selling some photos to desperate menthey would never NEVER ban any categories to do with female domination
>>226063885too many neets doing nothing. this is to get the numbers down.
>>226063904better than the prison of my mind knowing someone touched up my missus and I did nothing
>>226062742Bath was actually not that spectacular. I went there in spring, and that's when I decided I'll never do anymore UK trips
>>226063905you sounnd like you must be new to dieting given the level of zealotry displayed in your posts. don't burn yourself out lad.
>>226063886that is a speciously American post
⅒
build more prisons in the uk and throw leftypol in them for crimes against the wotanic spirit
>>226063897KerryBerthaLard
Are you Norwood 3?
>>226063934Your life is abysmal
>>226063879There’s gbh with intent and without intent, without intent is much more lenient. Someone in my town got sent down for gbh without intent for breaking a guys jaw and orbital bone it defo doesn’t have to be life threatening.
>>226063932ive cut down to 12-13% bodyfat multiple times ok
>>226062869Kek he'// have a lot of quality time to think about it. The animal hurt the woman too
>>226063927its cool how the entire city is georgian architecture
>>226063897big fat margaretchunky sue
>>22606396510% here, no joke. just sort of let myself go over the past couple of years thougheverbeit
>>226062944Oh god, that is brutal kek I wonder if she's forgotten
you've been talking about this for fucking hour you gimps. i'll put you both on the ground if this carries on in the next thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjmGL7xzsOIok i will move to japan and join it ok
Just had a pair of trick or treaters tonight, on the 6th of NovemberI gave them some left over sweets because I didn't want to be a dick but are alphas retarded? They weren't even wearing any costumes.
so is the new just not being made then?
>>226064023youve just been done by some 10 year olds
>>226064043nah fuck it, I think /brit/ has run its course
>>226064023easy lick
dead general
im making it just wait a few minutes while the captcha loads
>>226064009listen here buster don't expect us to pick up what you're pointing down sight unseen. if you have a problem with someone you reply to them directly, don't try to drag the rest of us into it
>>226064023answer your door to kids often do ye pal?
It's time for a new
don't worry lads, I'll make the new*looks straight at the camera and gives a little wink*
new thread new me
>>>/hm/2717424>>>/hm/2717424>>>/hm/2717424
>>226064004doubt it. Still eating me up years on promised myself that if anything like that ever happens again I’ll just do it and if I get knocked out I get knocked out
New>>226064115
>>226064102commit suicide
>>22606406373 more secondshang on
>>226064109what did he actually say
here we are then. the fimal /brot/
>>226064102kek
MUST we go through this every time the thread is finished?
filtering links to /hm/
Filtering poo
almost there...
i say we stay here
>>226064111desperate to fit in swede talking about his sex life
can't make a new, me
right this is pissing me off, you lot sort it out amongst yourselves
>>226064023Some children knocked on, they asked for sweets and you paid up? They'll be cuckooing your digs by next weekendYoull be getting the mini carebame experience. Beaten by 11 year olds
I have never raped
>>226064206
im always worried im going to make a new one second too late and look like a fool