so them up the way says that you're a hoser, eh?
Let one trillion California poppies bloom!
i feel like aj in the soprano when tony soprano is looking at him at the computer but im tony soprano looking at myself on the computer
>>226062526>zero job growth>~3.7M slaves imported (according to the official numbers, so probably even more than that)Hmmm
rate my Rural Ontarian English
I've been friendzoned again.I want to fucking kill myself. I am tired of women wanting to be friends with me. This has happened more than 10 times now probably.Either be my girlfriend or get the fuck out of my life, don't ever give me attention, my life is a constant fucking tease.I've just been hitting my head and arm nonstop, my arm is covered in bruises. I don't think I'm ever going to be able to kick the self harming habit. I'm going to steal razors from work again too.This will culminate in my suicide.I'm ugly, I'm short, I'm mentally ill and insane, I'm timid and shy, I wish I was never born and I curse my stupid parents for having a child when there was a chance he'd be born 5'7 or shorter with a sub-7 face.There's just no way I don't eventually kill myself. I'm doomed.
oh there it is the fog
the workday isn't even over and i already know next week is going to be hellgogo gadget time-travel-to-thanksgiving-machine.
>now hon you done swiped dat card three times. Declined means declined
youtu.be/HAlKuDCClm8haven't showered in a week
>>226062784stinky
Don't have to toil next Wednesday :)
>>226062784hoooh hmmmm smoothu city no poppu? hai hai hai!
Jay Z is physically repugnant and his voice is awful.
>>226062835he had great dreads tho and relatively late in life
>>226062820hopping around desperately trying to find anything that pieces my wall of dread around my brainyoutu.be/8KU22NGHrJQ
>>226062689same
gundam lore: oh hell yeah child soldiers this shit sick afgundam mechs: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* they're fine......i guess........
>>226062889what do you dread? the past? the future? No more Neil Hamburger releases?
>>226062889Is that cutie honey
>>226062861he's a disgusting freak and I hate him, he is eternally mogged by guys like Kanye it's also incredibly ironic that the biggest jewish puppet in the rap industry is literally named "JAY Z"
>>226063067I honestly don't remember a single Jay Z song
>>226063005being alive, mainlystruggling lately, but also longtermwith suicidal thoughtsbeen getting bad and worse
>>226062835Nas victim
>>226062646Even the concept of "temporary visas" is a lie when the Feds plan to make almost all of them permanent residents
What portion of rappers are rape victim broken bucks? 100%?
>>226062835Streets callin' him 'Mega Lips'
im bored
>>226063155Even the faggot cuckservatives favour this “temporary”-to-permanent pipelinehttps://youtu.be/KrXMkkcAwsw
>>226063194The wise anons of /cum/ taught me only boring people are bored.
>>226063222>FordDude doesn't even pretend to be a conservative anymore, he's just a liberal who wants to be PM under a different party
An Open Letter to the Honorable People of the United States of AmericaIndeed, God does not alter the affairs of a people until they alter their own affairs.—The Holy Qur’an 13:11To the honorable people of the United States of America—the scholars, the students, and the members of the media,We begin this letter by saluting the noble souls of God’s greatest prophets—Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad, may His peace and blessings be upon them all.Seven months ago, the U.S. military, launched a war, in violation of international law, against Iran by attacking an elementary school in Minab, murdering 168 innocent schoolchildren along with their teachers. Simultaneously, they attacked the offices of the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Imam Sayyid Ali Khamenei, martyring His Eminence and several members of his family, including his 14-month-old granddaughter.To date, the war has claimed the lives of more than 3600 Iranians, the vast majority of them civilians, including 400 children. Eight universities, three hospitals, and eight schools have been bombed. Yet, despite the unprecedented acts of cruelty and violence suffered by the Iranian nation during this war, the United States and Israel have suffered a crushing defeat, while the Islamic Republic of Iran has achieved a decisive victory.As the first casualty of the endless wars waged by the U.S. government has without exception been the truth, with the American people perpetually receiving the greatest harm as the result of the U.S.government’s campaign of deception, we wish to highlight some of the facts that are being withheld from the American public. After all, it is the American taxpayers who will have to bear the cost of America’s unjust wars, and so they deserve to know the truth.Let’s start by considering a few questions...
>>226063128maybe you should try taking psychedelics and listening to sleazy early 80's MOR hehehehe
Why has Iran prevailed in its conflict with the U.S.,whose military enjoys an annual budget one hundred times that of Iran’s armed forces and possesses a stockpile of weapons and munitions that dwarfs what is available to the Iranian military by an enormously lopsided ratio?Why do Iranians chant, “Death to America”? Are they hostile to the American people?The U.S. government claims that the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) is a terrorist organization. Is this true?Why have the vast and extensive efforts of the U.S. government over the past nearly five decades to restore its domination over the Iranian people continually failed?Why is the U.S., if the present course continues, rapidly heading toward decline?How will the present war between Iran and the U.S. unfold and end? How can the American people protect themselves from the consequences of their government’s unjust aggression and shield themselves against the worst harms of the impending collapse?These are the questions we wish to consider in this letter. We will be candid and forthright. Should you doubt the honesty in the answers we provide to the foregoing questions, you can make a short trip to any part of Iran you wish—possibly even the Strait of Hormuz—and personally ascertainfor yourselves the verity of our assertions.
>>226063249They’re all like that. Like much of the West, Canada does not have a right wing party
>>226063231im incredibly boring and average
iono about allat but persian food do be fire
Just arrived home from the gym in case you were wondering, I'm sure you were
>>226063105Dead presidents ii
>>226063177i dont think mf doom was ever raped
>>226063324no, it's the one with Beyonce, the Bonnie & Clyde one, I kinda vaguely recall that
Why Is Iran the Victor?Why has Iran won the war despite having a defense budget only one percent that of the United States? Perhaps, the first reaction you may have to this question is credulity: “On what grounds do you claim that Iran is the victor?” To determine which side has won the war, we need to see which side has achieved its objectives. American and Israeli officials initially stated that the objectives of their assault on Iran were regime change and partition of Iran. However, after failing to achieve either objective, they started blurting out a changing list of objectives, announcing a new objective with every passing week, and this betrayed the absence of a coherent strategy in prosecuting the war.The U.S. President has expressed thirteen different targets for the war once the failure of the first two objectives was clear: Iran’s unconditional surrender; seizing Kharg Island and taking control of Iran’s oil; a ground invasion and occupation of Iranian territory; the destruction of all industrial infrastructure; the destruction of all energy infrastructure and returning Iran to the Stone Age; the destruction of Iranian civilization; launching Operation Freedom and taking control of the Strait of Hormuz; debilitating Iran’s economy by preventing all exports and imports; destroying Iran’s nuclear industry; destroying Iran’s missile and drone capabilities; annexing the Strait of Hormuz to U.S. territory and imposing a 20 percent toll; destroying Iran’s air defenses and taking control of Iranian airspace; and ending Iran’s support for Islamic resistance groups in the region.The United States and Israel expended thousands of bombs and missiles, striking government and residential buildings, dozens of less-advanced and lower-tier weapons-manufacturing facilities, and a number of decommissioned military installations.
>>226063105h to the izzo?v to the izzay?
Yet, aside from damaging several buildings tied to Iran’s nuclear industry and a limited number of air-defense sites, they failed to achieve any of their declared objectives.Now, nearly seven months into this unjust war, the U.S. military—the largest and costliest military in the history of the world—has scored no wins, and that is all the more humiliating when we consider that it fought the war in collaboration with the Israeli military, which claims to be the world’s fourth-largest military power. Additionally, Israel and U.S. have failed to realize one of their ulterior motives in instigating this war—diverting the world’s attention from Israel’s horrific crimes against Palestinians. The issue of Israel’s genocide in Gaza remains at the forefront of global public concern.
>>226063317my dad makes cabbage, string bean & carrot pilaws all the time...with the tahdeeg, of course! Real Persian cuisine is minty, nutty and fruity, I think, which is exactly what I don't like in my savory food.
>>226063350do u expect me to read all that shit nigga lol
>>226063328Idk, MF Doom rose to fame as a member of KMD when he was 17. Rap industry people usually get raped when they’re kids. Seemingly the only way to avoid it is to enter the industry when you’re already fat and old
Just saw a video of a guy with a baby monkey at an indiana college football game and women come up and pet her
i'm so sick of being scared all the time
>>226063406And then he smashed the baby monkey with a hammer
damn whats going on in usa
The two resident balkan posters have nearly opposite personalities. Like yin and yang
>>226063409i think continuing on in spite of being scared is called courage.
>>226063406The monkey should be free, swinging through the trees in the jungle
>>226063419>>226063444https://x.com/KameronBennett/status/2118695114965143825?a=P_JRbLAQUaRVIJHsOAo&s=20
>>226063431What would you say those are?
>>226063431It's just two different flavors of mentally ill
FYI the israeli is the ethiopian
>>226063431We actually have 3 resident Balkan postersSloveneSerbBulgarian
Concrete Evidence of Iran’s VictoryIran’s victory is not limited to thwarting the enemy in achieving its objectives. The armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran decimated American bases located in the Persian Gulf region. Iranian strikes neutralized a significant number of advanced American military assets—including more than 200 expensive strategic drones, 12 tanker and transport aircraft, 30 fighter jets, at least one AWACS aircraft, dozens of helicopters, and dozens of high-value radar and air-defense batteries—and substantially degraded the infrastructure at U.S. bases in the region, destroying more than 350 primary facilities and structures, while the operational capability of 18 U.S. bases was reduced to nearly zero. Arguably, however, the greatest consequence of this war has been the damage it has done to America’s reputation as the world’s sole superpower and the irreparable and gaping cracks it has created in the edifice of U.S. global hegemony. The U.S. can no longer boast of its status as the world’s hegemon. The points we will cover below make this truth sufficiently clear.More important than all of these, however, are Iran’s remarkable strategic wins.1. The gains the US government had made in its decades-long cognitive and cultural warfare in weakening Iran’s national and religious values and alienating Iranian youth from their cultural heritage were largely neutralized. America’s heinous attack on the Minab Elementary School and its grave miscalculation in aligning itself with the deeply unpopular Israeli regime and martyring the Supreme Leader made the criminal nature of America’s ruling class tangible to the youngergenerations of Iranians. By strengthening the determination of the Iranian youth to resist and oppose the tyranny of global hegemony, the American-Israeli war reinvigorated the Islamic Republic and ensured that it will thrive for at least several decades to come.
just cleaned the bathroom. the crisp aroma of bleach is now filling my home.
>>226063529Look dude you're preaching to the choir, we all know that our government is retarded
>>226063527the Bulgarian posts from a Greek flag too, but he is primarily a /brit/ poster, he's there rn
It's genuinely fatiguing dealing with indians. Even in the most basic sense they refuse to tell the truth. You cannot have a basic interaction with them, a simple business transaction, etc. without them finding some avenue to exploit or some reason to mislead you. It's at a point where I just assume every indian I meet is lying about everything they say. It's a shame it has to be that way.
nary a word
>>226063595Me in the middle
>pussygrabbed>nothinghappening
>>226063595Do you reckon they had a threesome before or after the photoshoot
real bad /pol/ flare up this week. Might have to put /cum/ down once and for all
2. The media campaign by the U.S. government designed to mislead the American public by stoking hatred against Iran has considerably weakened. Contrary to the best efforts of the U.S. government, Iran’s standing in American public opinion is actually improving, while Americans’ awareness of—and hostility toward—the principal force behind the war, Israel, is visibly increasing.3. National solidarity in Iran has grown significantly stronger as a result of the war. The efforts of the U.S. government at laying the groundwork for the partition of Iran over the past five decades have been foiled, its various ethnic groups being ever prouder of their national identity.4. For the first time in history, Iran has exerted, and retained, operational control over the Strait of Hormuz. Consequently, American warships were forced to flee deep into the Indian Ocean. Not a single U.S. vessel can now dock at the vaunted U.S. Fifth Fleet in Bahrain.5. Not only did Iran retain its missile and drone stockpiles largely intact; it ramped up production of weapons and munitions and, amazingly, developed more advanced iterations even as the war raged on.
>>226063689well, we just had a midterm, hardly unexpected
The way Americans have N fatigue we have Jeet fatigue here.
>>226063431balkans are like europe's bermuda triangle its to be expected
JD Vancesaved my lifeand got me back with my ex-wifeand if JD Vance saved your lifeor got you back with your ex-wifesing JD Vance (JD Vance) JD Vance (JD Vance)it's awwwright (it's awwwwright)
6. With each passing day of the war, Iran’s air-defense capabilities became more mature and powerful. Iran successfully shot down the most advanced American and Israeli aircraft, including some equipped with the latest stealth technology.7. At the beginning of the war, people in the streets of Manama and Doha witnessed American military personnel fleeing their bases. They were reportedly running around in their underwear, looking for places to hide. In the following days and weeks, official U.S. military statementsannounced the withdrawal of successively larger numbers of American forces from the region. American bases have come to resemble ghost towns, and there is now serious discussion in the corridors of American power about the dissolution of these bases.8. The war led to a substantial growth in Iran’s support for the Resistance Front. In the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding between the Presidents of Iran and the U.S., American officials begrudgingly acknowledged the inseparable alliance of the various resistance groups within the region.9. Trump did not and could not destroy the Iranian civilization, which now, thanks to the war, shines brighter than ever before. Iran has gained a far higher standing in the eyes of people aroundthe world. The cultural influence and standing of Iranian civilization are far greater than they were before the war. To verify this, you can travel to a few countries and pose as an Iranian, and the admiring welcome you will receive from people of different faith and nationalities will speak volumes.
>>226063783i only fuck kweens
Redditjeet got banned earlier, that's why he's not shitting up the place anymore lol He's still here ban evading but he knows if he pokes his head out he'll get the hammer again
I was literally just about to jerk off and then my grandad and uncle knock on the door
10. Iran’s victory has endowed people all around the world with a heightened degree of political consciousness and a revitalized sense of self-confidence. This will in time serve as a powerful source of change, leading to seismic transformation in how people exercise their will to selfdetermination and stand up to oppression and injustice.11. The illegal move by the U.S. military to halt the free movement of ships in the Indian Ocean—which the Trump administration misleadingly calls “a naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz”—has in fact led to greater growth in Iran’s domestic production and a sharp boost in its economic engagement with its neighbors. 12. The martyrdom of Imam Sayyid Ali Khamenei has shone a spotlight on the concept of wilayat al-faqih (“the rule of the jurisprudent”) in the global arena, introducing the reality of this religiopolitical office to the world and debunking the lies that try to falsely portray wilayat al-faqihas a form of dictatorship. The historic funeral procession of the martyred Supreme Leader, which saw the participation of over 40 million mourners in Iran and Iraq, served as a globally reverberating vindication of the superior moral and political legitimacy of the system of governance at the heart of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Though painful, the martyrdom of Iran’s Supreme Leader did not lead, as American and Israeli politicians had hoped, to the disintegration of the Islamic Republic, and this was a testament to the resilience of a political system rooted in the will of the people.
>>226063893we really don't need to know about your gay incestuous circle jerks
>>226063893they will know you far and wide as the grandad jerk!
Mr. Shadman, bring me a dream (cum, bung, bung, bung)Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (cum, bung, bung, bung)
I work at the bottle depot some white guy just came in with 4 of those big blue rectcling bags full of Canada Dry club soda cans.
The martyrdom of Imam Khamenei demonstrated to the whole world that wilayat al-faqih is not an ordinary political office but is one founded on mutual affection and trust between a leader and his people. Wilayat al-faqih is the embodiment of all godly virtues in the political sphere. It was wilayat al-faqih that empowered Iran to stand firm against diabolical powers with incomparably greater firepower by enabling the country’s armed forces to fight successfully using only domestically produced weapons and munitions; that succeeded in winning the hearts of people around the world despite overwhelming hostility from thousands of media outlets with virtually limitless resources affiliated with the world’s superpower; that ensured that not a single store shelf has been left empty in spite of 47 years of “crippling” sanctions; that facilitated the fastest rate of scientific progress in the world in the face of the most severe scientific and technological constraints; and that makes a leader who is capable of ruling for 37 years while maintaining a lifestyle resembling that of the lower echelons of the society and refraining from allocating any special privileges tohimself or his loved ones.
>>226063791I wouldn't really say Slovenia is the Balkans, it is the Balkans by association, you might say. We are the Subalpine Republic!
>>226063954>>226063900>>226063807>>226063704>>226063529stop spamming
>>226063972Idk what he's yapping aboutWhen I see walls of text like that here I immediately scroll past them
>>226063972he's clearly Pakistani, his name is most likely Imran Khan
The Main Factors Underpinning Iran’s VictoryThe main factor behind Iran’s victory is not drones and missiles. The United States and Israel possess more powerful and more advanced missiles and drones, plus a variety of other forms of weaponry that Iran lacks. The principal reason for Iran’s victory is threefold:1. The Quran’s superior doctrine and worldview2. The Iranian nation’s faith in and unity around the tenets of the Quran3. The competent and righteous leadership of a man of God
>>226064003please take this to /pol/ and fuck off
1. The Quran’s Superior Doctrine and WorldviewIran is the birthplace of the most controversial and, at the same time, the most misunderstood political revolution in the modern era—a revolution founded on the Quran and the teachings of the most noble of divine guides. In a word, the underlying foundation of the Islamic Revolution of Iran is the Quran’s divinely revealed doctrine and worldview.Honesty, liberty, equality, social equity, respect for the rights of others, political discernment, compassion, and the priority of human values over personal desires are among the basic social principles that stem from this Quranic doctrine.The Quran proclaims all human beings brothers and sisters and servants of God. No race, color, ethnicity, or nation is given pride of place in Islam. Humanity is of one cloth, and an assault on a single human being is an assault on all of humanity.The political philosophy upon which the intellectual foundations of the Islamic Republic are founded is informed by the central elements of the divine mandate of God’s prophets, especially an unqualified trust in God and an uncompromising struggle for justice. The Quran teaches us to neither oppress nor succumb to oppression.In this light, one of the principal missions pursued by the leadership of the Islamic Republic has been a tireless effort to strengthen Iran, empowering it to protect and promote the Quranic values enshrined in Iran’s constitution and safeguard the integrity and autonomy of the nation against the unrelenting attacks of the forces of evil. Iran’s leaders feel personally obligated to fight ignorance and injustice and defend truth, justice, and freedom.
>>226063893>>226063908Lemon party!!!
>>226063948king
>>226064026>The Quran’s Superior Doctrine and WorldviewI'm having what you're having!
the existence of Adam Driver implies the existence of one or more Eve Passengers.
>>226063948Up N Da Clubhttps://youtu.be/WN92za0eX3Y
seals are just dogs with flippers and should be allowed as domestic home pets. in this ted talk i
>>226064085FUCK IT'S THAT FUKKEN ZIP, FURIO!
Ever heard of "fun"? No?Yeah, it shows.
What do puppies and near sighted gynecologists have in common?
>>226064192they are happy
warshed my blankies and pillercases today who wants to help me break em back in
>>226064126You'll need a huge pond
>>226064192biologists would likely classify both as mammals, assuming the gynecologist isn't reptilian.
>>226064192it's open season on puppies!
>>226064212Also, wet noses
a november to remember
>>226064238gynecologists are not mammals, you stupidass
Test
>>226064256no you fool it's the December To Remember Sales Event (tm)
being a gyno is better in theorythan in practice
Gonna spend all weekend playing the witcher 3 and watching the sopranos
>>226064310Based
>>226064306You and all the other jews should move to mars and create israel thereYou can make the martian desert bloom and drop white phosphorus bombs on the little green men
>>226063948I have about 1,000 beer cans and bottles piled up in trash bags in my shed and basement. I am thinking I should probably cash them in some time, I think I get a nickel for every one of them. I have about 40 wine and liquor bottles too, I think they're a dime a piece.
You know it's just this week that I found out that 'dressed to the nines' is a phrase in English, because I've wondered what Nines Rodriguez was all about in that Vampire game
im a man and im going my own way
i'm high i.q.or as i like to sayhi-q
>>226064310>Paulie listen to me, the guy you're looking for killed 16 scoia'tel single handedly, hes ex temerian army or somethin...
When I was in Japan with my autistic friend he hit a cashier at a fast food ramen place with a full on, 90 degree bow and I physically cringed behind his back
I should rewatch Ratatouille
>>226064485kek
>>226064367>I have about 1,000 beer cans and bottles piled up in trash bags in my shed and basement. I am thinking I should probably cash them in some time, I think I get a nickel for every one of themI just ran the numbers, and you could have $50 on your hands…
I deserve this
>>226064608Her top lip is too thin. It reminds me of a chimp
>>226064608didn't she marry that jewish fella?
just flicked a mosquito killing him instantly
>>226064485That’s based and you’re disrespectful to cashier-sama
>>226064664F
>>226064574that’s a lot of meth
>>226064608MID! FOID! MID! FOID!
>>226064664Penis envy is unbecoming
>>226064667From what I understand, showing that kind of reverence to a person working in a role perceived as lower in the social hierarchy is actually embarrassing for that person. In that way, it's actually rude to do
I WANT A GIRL WHO WILL LAUGH FOR NO ONE ELSEWHEN IM AWAY SHE PUTS HER MAKEUP ON THE SHELFWHEN IM AWAY SHE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSEI WANT A GIRL WHO LAUGHS FOR NO ONE ELSE
What should I add to the collection nextI’m thinking an AUG or maybe a full size handgun
Stuff may be happening (If nothing happens I will delete this and never have to be held accountable for it)
>>226064574>>226064574jesus christ that's not even worth it, i should just put them in my blue box every week and get rid of them it's easier
>>226064608I suppose I could settle for this
>>226064729it's like they're arranged in an ascending order of least to most tacticool
>>226064729the mp5 looking thing and the bolt action are the only cool ones here
Were you spanked or beaten as a kid?My dad would beat my ass with a belt, and my mom would sometimes smack me in the face
>>226064729Disturbing lack of Beretta in your collection. Every man should own a 92 or variant thereof.
>>226064790I was only spanked once in my childhood but the beating my dad gave me was so severe he never had to do it again because from that point on i was a good boy for the rest of my childhood
>>226064485Seems like YouTube purged all copies of this video, so the only copy coming up in the search is a R*ddit link…https://www.reddit.com/r/GuysBeingDudes/comments/1wp95km/bro_is_respectful/
Mental how every normie on Earth has been to Japan now
Latin America's elites are trashy and evil criminals. They were Trump/Mar A Lago/Musk rightoids before it was fashionable. That is why while most of Europe and Asia has rejected this kind of ugliness, much of Latin America has enthusiastically embraced it. The Western Hemisphere is cursed.
>>226064793gay bitch go back to canada
Mom downloaded an AI app. It's so over.
wish I had something to suck on
>>226064850>piclet me guess. she's in Miami right now.
>>226064759The $0.05 container deposit was set in the 1970s; if it had been set to keep up with inflation from 1970, the deposit would be $0.42, i.e. your 1000 cans would be worth $420
>>226064862>7+1>even my cucked Canadian mag holds more at 10 roundsAbsolutely pathetic. Stovepipe yourself grandpa.
Where are you from and what do you call these?When I was in Britain I called one of these a "sucker" and she asked me if I was gay
>>226064876YupMiami is the gathering place for every single jew american comprador latin american politician once they're forced out of power
>>226064904lolly, innit
>>226064869If boomers start doing voice chats with AI it's over for them, might as well just take them out behind the shed ol' Yeller style
>>226064904>When I was in Britain I called one of these a "sucker" and she asked me if I was gayLMAO
>>226064897ktim
>>226064869Do you mean one of those AI sex chats?
>>226064904>not calling them a lolly twozzle lick stickRookie mistake there mate
>>226064904*I called it a sucker in front of a girlbut you all can probably extrapolate that
>>226064951
any wizards here?
>>226062835That's just niggers, hon.
>>226065054Fair assessment
>>226065054Some of them have good voicesYe for example
80s thrash metal is really such a black spot in the otherwise excellent history of american pop music
TAKE A BIT LI'L BIT, ROLL IT UP, TAKE A HITI DON'T CARE, FRIDAY NIGHT, DRIVIN' DRUNK I'M DOIN' MY THANG
>>226065074>Think I'm stuck in the matrix>Where the f*ck's my nitrous>Yes I am a cuck I like>When people f*ck on my bitchWhat did Ye mean by this?
tho it may be crush it upWILLIE!
I like nigger toes but apparently you can't have too many of them because they contain a lot of selenium
Saw two niggas kissing we ain't know what shit mean
Resident Evil won. Silent Shills in shambles.
>>226065139This bussy contains a lot of selenium
>>226065121He could not have been more clear. He raps in literal verse.
>>226065194That's actually true
Tariq Nasheed honestly looks great for his age, who would have thought that spite would be such a potent wellspring of life, you know?
>>226065121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbqh0vXaRLw
>>226065227Do you think he likes watching BWC or BBC fuck his wife?
all mash no gravy
shout out to my court appointed lawyer
post faster so I can make a new
Expies from Casualties Unknown look like CH
if i lay an egg but instead of yolk and whites it's all green and pussy is it still okay to eat
>>226065255He doesn't have a wife, but when he did it was almost definitely BWC doing the deed. The cuckold thrives on shame and humiliation by a superior race is the ultimate form of embarrassment and stimulation. THAT being said, Kim Kardashian is a prolific mudshark so the REALITY is that it was almost definitely BBC. Not because Kanye wanted it, but because Kim demanded it as the coal burning whore she is. Cuck's gotta take what a cuck can get.
>>226065330thread dawg
there is a saloom in Nu JoiseyTHEY CALL DA GABAGOOLand it's been the ruin of many a young made guyand lord I know I'm oogatz
>>226065121I resent that he put that line about cuckoldry into NHH. Ruins the whole song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU9Fe-WXew4>black dick all in ya spouse again
>>226065350He does have a wifehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bianca_Censori
>Wake up>Head to the bathroom for morning piss>Toe hurts like bloody blue bastard fuck>Go back to sleep>Toe feels fine when I wake up againWhat is the reason
>>226065350does it still count as coal burning if the woman is asian
>>226065410I think it makes the song
>>226065450mysteries of the ancients.
>>226065450Toe fairies were gnawing on it
I should think we're experiencing a proper drought on the small household rodents front
>>226065479wouldn't this have been his 6th time doing thisi don't think orange man cares about any of the race shit
Today I purchased a bottle of goo gone and removed a square of sticker glue residue from my desk that had been there for the better part of fourteen years.
>>226065450FK sucked it better in your sleep
>>226065479there are signs all over the enclaves sternly warning the jeets that fireworks are NOT allowed during jeet holiday and they will be fined up to and including ten thousand dollars each if they pull that shit
>>226065518what prompted the change
>>226065479There were almost three million Indians in the USA in 2009
>>226065543it was time
Why was it deleted
>>226065450gout or some circulation thing or you aggravated a nerve somehow or something
sending 5 billions pajeets straight to your front door pooing and raping and littering and all those things pajeets do
>>226065567i hope your spirit has been cleansed. your soul lighter.
Sometimes it feels just like a dreamThe weaving out and in betweenWhat you really are and what they seeStaring into blurry screensYou learn to love the reverieTo disassociate from sufferingTo build your own realityA headjack into fantasyThe deepest darkest dopamineAutonomous, sublime, sereneOur disinfected new machineThe ones we love, the air we breathePolluted by a new diseaseIt stalks us down but we cannot hideSo draw the curtains and close your eyesOpen upAnd let it back inside...
>>226064951so here's today's paper 700 hundred thousand new fucking jobs under blump
>>226065598>pooing and raping and litteringI'm sure you know nothing about that, monkey
Jason is heavily influenced by Marquis de Sade
Let's be honest if Jeff invited us to the Island we wouldn't have refused
my life is agonizing i might wanna kill myself this weekend
>>226065671I think I read that orange man sucked off bubba (ie Clinton) there
>>226064793>BerettaWARNING: READ MANUAL BEFORE USE. FIRES WITHOUT MAGAZINE.
>got a greencard to escape philippines >become financially independent>divorce beta husband when he's no longer needed>social media is trending toward imminent onlyfans creation
i greatly enjoy curry
>>226065716im uglier than him
Im in one of my moods
>>226065671>fly to the middle of nowhere>nothing to do>cant even play world of warcrafthard pass
Have a good evening
>>226065739Thanks bro
>>226065733Holy shit SAME
>>226065727for all the heat they get, Jeets have really elevated vegetarian cuisine
>>226065739ty ily
>>226065730he has a genetic condition and is badly balding on top of his head, there is no way you are uglier than him.
>>226065758being horny isn't a mood, retard
>>226065733you got your period?
you guys are so mean :(
There are borderline illiterate mfs at my company making over $100 /hour
>>226065803>he has a genetic conditionits called lifei am equally ugly or worse looking than him too
>>226065824you are my brother. it is my responsibility to give you a hard time because i care.
>>226065635Sorry saar, but that doesn’t recover your izzat
nothing to listen to that sounds good
>>226065915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNkbbA_xW5E
>>226065437Fascinating. I would have to assume she is being decimated by BBCs regularly, plunging into her as far as they can go but even farther.
>>226063177Weird projection Timmy
I wanna quit my corpo job and work at a downtown starbucks instead. So many cute girls work there and I just work with a bunch of old fart businessmen. I'd make way less, but caring about money is gay anyway.
>>226065969>TimmyI'M AT THE PIZZA HUTI'M AT THE TACO BELLI'M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
>>226065911I'm white, I just think it's funny when browns think they're better than other browns
>>226065915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5N5W66ZEM
>>226065978you wanna work with a bunch of retarded shitlib teenagers who will think you're a gross old man? bizarre fetish.
>>226065735>>nothing to doNot exactly
>>226065824I'm sorry
>>226065969Projection? I’m not black, so I can’t be a broken buck. Do you mean projecting that I’m the one doing the buck breaking?
>>226065915https://youtu.be/L_yjcwc6kpU
Imagine if men got periods. You'd have a lot of dead people and destroyed property every month
>>226066028Hell yeah. I'm 29, so I'm not disturbingly old. I'll become a communist for some stinky pussy, idgaf.
>>226063177cant rape the willing
There is an ancient Chinese proverb, but I do not speak Chinese so I don't know what it says.
>>226064608corr luv little capricep
>>226065957
why is it named Kalamazoo, Michigan?
>>226065078corr propa rude diss
new ancient chinese proverb just dropped
Friday night. This is your chance to hit the bars and finally lose that V-card
>>226066095injuns innit
Is there a way to get over demoralization so deep it prevents you from even attempting to interact with others?
>>226066095ooool injun burial grounds, best not be pokin round there too much, youngin
>>226066069Mother love me long time long time
>>226066130Positive reinforcement and conditioning. Most people become reclusive because of bad experiences.
>>226066060> I'm 29, so I'm not disturbingly old.Not gonna fly nigga. You're in the no-go zone right now, too old to mate and too young to be a fetishized "daddy" for the really damaged ones.Besides they would never be interested in an older guy who works at Starbucks. Those girls want old guys with money. Just stay at your job and in 10 years' time go in there with an expensive suit and a nice watch and tie clip. There will be at least one who wants to sit on your dick because she grew up a fatherless wretch.
>>226066125that's rape though
>>226066064lol
>>226066118MAN WHO SMIRES THRU THE CORRAPSE OF CONCRETE SLAB PUBRIC ARCHITECTURE BRING RUCK TO ENTIRE FAMIRY!
>>226066154>Most people become reclusive because of bad experiences.I had a loss that i never got over and am immensely frustrated seeing my area turn into shitskinville when it used to be full of nice white people
>>226066072phwoooooooooaaar what efnicity diss?
Does anyone else find comfort in death? Ceasing to exist fills me with a deep sense of calm, no more pain, no more exhaustion, no more competition, just ceasing to exist.
1 out of 30 cows in the world gets used for mcdonalds beef
>>226066209wow, that's crazyand it's also the way it should be
>>226066209You can't prove there is real beef in those burgers
>>226066182White American. She's celebrating el sayed's win
>>226066185yeah but i'm too much of a pussy to actually do it. being a coward is gods curse.
>>226066185well i fink its probably overall better tae find comfort in death den to cling ontar life and find proapect of death terrifyin'pic related innitgert LUSHas dey say in the celtic republic of cornwall & devon
>>226066228Suicide meetup?You can shoot me in the face and when you're done i can shoot you back so that way we never have to actually 'cide
My area is getting a lot browner, so I have the urge to white flight, but I already live in one of the whiter parts of this country, and it’d only be worse if I moved elsewhere, so there’s basically nothing I can do outside becoming a rural hermit, and not interacting with society at all
>>226066228I'm waiting for my mom to die, I promised her I would, so I'm screwed, another 10 years of suffering and distracting myself with stupid shit.
crockslop for din
>>226066185>Does anyone else find comfort in death?No, I'm not mesoamerican, I don't want my heart ripped out and offered up to Cartelocualtl
>>226066222no wunder she so cutepic related
>>226066012don't care for the business suit with pants
>>226066247>there’s basically nothing I can do outside becoming a rural hermit, and not interacting with society at allThis is my planI bought a few acres in maine and am hoping global warming is real so my fig trees will take eventually
>>226066240I DROVE MOY TRACTOR THRU YER HAYSTACK LAST NOIGHT OOH ARR OOH ARR
>>226066254Looks british but if you spiced it right it should be nice and healthy.
i continue to get closer to trying to hang myselfi feel being dead is better than being alive and suffering from depressionyoutu.be/RK7TGi28e_I
>>226066260>mesoamericanThe saddest thing is that my last name is literally smith, lol, I've just been really depressed for years now.
>>226066254fuaaaark it's been a hot minute since i've had crockpotlooks great
>>226066252same reason why im still alive, i dont want to put my mom through the grief of my passing when i saw firsthand what my dad and brother passing away did to her. but as soon as she goes i dont plan on sticking around.
>>226066270I like it
what certain things did Trump and Epstein have in common I don't get it.
Stop posting and thinking about suicide. It’s a social contagion, and it’s making everyone go crazy in here.
>>226066311Was t slur secretly a j slur all along?
>>226066343It would make things easier to explain
>>226066338Sorry, what's your favorite soda? I'm drinking a Fanta right now, it tastes awful, but it came with the tacos I bought.
>>226066338>Stop posting... about suicideIf you post about other 'cides a swat team comes to your house at 3am tho
porn
>>226065804I'm not horny That wojak doesn't mean horny
>>226066368be careful El SIA may may have implanted you with a subconscious disgust of Coca Cola & taquis. Resist!
Imagine giving goshpedo a bottle of Fanta with rat poison mixed in
>>226066368>not drinking coca colayou arent a real mexican
I don't need this shit right now
>>226066421Goes down salty
Unemployment up in Alberta and Calgary, but economist says province still doing better than rest of Canada
>>226066405I saw you posting in /brit/
>>226066405coke is really sweet, and I have absolutely no idea what it's supposed to taste like. According to a friend, it's citrusy, but I doubt it>>226066421>goshpedowho?>>226066426maybe
>>226066368I don’t really drink it. I guess coke if I’m out, and a fountain drink is my only option. For non-alcoholic beverages, I usually just have milk or water
>>226066462>Alberta and Calgary
>>226066452
/brit/? more like SHIT hahahahaha
yeah not posting in that at all have fun
>>226066462Inshallah we will all be without employmenthttps://youtu.be/qAGvQDoL5s4
>>226066429Have a brewski bud, it's Friday. I'm drinkin picrel and it's DEEEE-LISH.
>>226066486bmw fangirls on suicide watch
Someone make a real new
cause onna deez days m'gon' seddle downand uh take you back with me to da Geetar Town
>>226066474it was a CBC article written by picrel, please go easy on him he's new to canada