explain italian food autism to meIf I saw someone eating bangers and mash incorrectly I wouldn't give a FUCK
>>226063153They are guardians of Western civilization o algo
bangers and mash is not bongoloid invention
>>226063219we wuz bangers and mash inventors
>>226063153Living in Shitaly is a constant humiliation ritual that affords you very few opportunities for pride and fulfilment, so people just attach themselves to these pathetic things to feel a bit better
>>226063153just look at this properly cooked pasta alle vongolejust look at it
>>226063153Food is all they have left
Hm, yeah, but maybe its like wearing a helmet when riding a bike. Like, pineapple taste doesnt go well with tomato and cheese? I dont think its that deep. Dos and don'ts.
>>226063752Looks like a joke compared to moules frites
>>226063153I'm pretty sure bri'ish boomers would riot if someone ate bangers and mash with chopsticks.
>>226063616attach yourself to a lamp post facefirst mohamed
>>226064166Goldon che no te si altro
>>226063752Looks like a joke compared to sausage rolls
>>226063929You don't understand
>>226063752I used to eat this growing up but with canned clams
>>226063196>FRANCE making fun of someone's food 'tism
>>226063153that is disgusting, I applaud him
>>226063752Are the shells safe to eat?
>>226063153all purists are retards and italian cuisine purists are rarely italianmake of that what you will
>>226063752scoglio>>>>>vongole>>226064510we leave the shells cuz it looks better and it means it was made freshwe serve a second smaller plate for the shells
>>226064524Yeah it's usually performative, we play into the stereotype for laughs but there are some retards who don't get irony and think we are serious (both foreigners and italian cuisine whiteknights)
>>226064618non hai mai mangiato uno spaghetto brezza marina come si deve
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD PEAS TO CARBONARA MY NONNA NEVER DID THAT SO YOU CANT EITHER
>>226064777we have pasta with ham and peas for that, you can even add cream!
>>226064777why do you want to ruin a good recipe with the wrong ingredients?
Here's your authentic Italian pizza bro
>>226065144that's for children
>>226065144i love this pizza!!!!!!!
>>226065144Where's the pineapple?
>>226065200That's why it's a 30cm pizza right? All for a single child. And why it exists in every single pizzeria across the country
>>226065484>what are siblingsCanadian education
I got pizza with eggs
>>226065565For me it’s arugula and prosciutto
>>226065565we have carbonara flavor in my town with egg yolk, cheese and pancetta and its so good
>>226063153>If I saw someone eating bangers and mash incorrectly I wouldn't give a FUCKbecause you don't care about your culturerootless cosmopolitan mutt
>>226065632This one is basically just uova al purgatorio but on a pizza. Spicy sauce mozzarella and pecorino romano
>>226065509>thinks their birthrate is that highonly kids with siblings are nafris
>>226065801Skill issue
>>226063616this sadly, every brillinat mind has to flee from this hellscape>>226064166you'll do it way soner chuddie
>>226063153Chilean cuisine is honestly better
>>226066333If it's so great, why it's totally unheard of?
>>226063153Some people just take memes too seriously. Remember that r34 gooner who gunned down a bunch of black people in a convenience store few years ago because he thought everyone would view him as a based retard i mean patriot
Why Italians are so serious about their food?
>>226066379It is known. There are lots of Chilean restaurants in Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Peru, Colombia, USA Just go to your capital or biggest city. I guarantee you there's a high rated restaurant with Chilean cuisineIt's just expensive and for finer palates
>>226063752looks like shit
It's a forced meme that people play into even more nowadays because of the constant reinforcing nature of internet memes especially reddit humour like "hawaiian pizza is le bad". It started being forced because of risorgimento shit though which is why terrone cling to it even more.Real italians get frozen pizzas and eat ham with watermelon, it's no big deal.
>>226068441>Real italians get frozen pizzas and eat ham with watermelon, it's no big deal.True. I've known a few Italian families and they generally don't give a shit, despite also still having weird autism about being proud of being Italian (funniest still when their kids are so proud yet don't know know any of the language and have never been to Italy).
>>226068484Ethnic pride is healthy and natural, it just doesn't have to be around stupid shit like pizza autism or soccer or whatever. Italians should be proud of their beautiful architecture, baroque music, and Enrico Dandolo teaching the greeks a lesson.
>>226068559I sort of agree, but it also sounds like such a goofy thing. I'm 2nd generation and I feel no connection to where my family is from, despite the amount of cool shit about it. It just feels like I'm here, I had nothing to do with that country in any way and just having it as my heritage doesn't mean I can be like "Yes I'm so proud that my people made all this fine art or invented all this cool shit" and whatever since I'm so disconnected from it.
>>226068596I'm 5th generation and I still care deeply about it. It just isn't surface level shit like geography or knowing the language, its a deeper connection to history and my family, where we came from. You appreciate the present more when you know the past, and you appreciate yourself more when you know your ancestry. It's heartening to know that what you're from has already produced greatness, so you can produce greatness too.
>>226068699But again, I'm extremely disconnected from it, so it just doesn't mean much to me. I find it hard to try and feel connected to a history and a people I'm so far removed from, both culturally and in physical distance. As I have none of the influence if that greatness, why would it make me great as a result? I'm not around it at all so it can't influence me.I would really like to be more connected and visit the old country to see the old family home (which still exists since my grandpa would go back and visit) but I'm too culturally different to even slightly fit in.
>>226068773What's your background? Why do you feel disconnected?
>>226065144Add some kebab meat and mayonnaise and it's Uma Delicia del Scandinavia
I've been seeing Korean pizza places popping up lately. It looks alright but I do wonder how much Italians seethe about it.
>>226069013i hate olives but i'd eat this no problem with beer on a nightout
